E235 - Fuyuki and the Plesiosaur, Sir!

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[00:01] [SONG] ---
    We are always being pushed
    forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
    Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    As we search for the
    secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    On a global scale,
    we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    We have greeted the time
     of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    No matter how tiny the riddle,
    I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
    to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    kitto kitto ketsumatsu
    ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    All the things I wanna try,
    with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:37] ---
    What are you doing, Master Fuyuki, sir?
[01:39] ---
    Well... it's this.
SIGN    UMA News Big Shock That legend, too, was a HOAX!!
[01:43] ---
    Hoax?
SIGN    Hoax
[01:45] ---
    I'm sure you are all aware of this,
SIGN    Yuuhi Shimbun
[01:47] ---
    but a "hoax" is something made-up
    which is disguised to appear real.
SIGN    The Hand of God Was A Hoax!
SIGN    Eat *** and Diet!
SIGN    The Delivery of Scam E-mails
[01:53] ---
    There's a lot of those when it
    comes to this kind of stuff.
[01:56] ---
    For example, the biggest shock I know
    was this one from a few years ago.
SIGN    UMA News Sassie was also a HOAX!!
[02:02] ---
    Ever since its discovery,
[02:04] ---
    Sassie in Lake Sashida has been
    a hot topic among UMA fans,
SIGN    Sassie
    Sashida
[02:08] ---
    but a few years ago,
    the old man who discovered it...
[02:12] ---
    "To tell the truth,
    I lied about the whole thing."
[02:15] ---
    "You thought it was real?
    Aha, sorry about that..."
[02:18] ---
    ...confessed that the whole thing
    was a hoax.
[02:22] ---
    I'd been thinking about
    going to look for it someday.
[02:25] ---
    A hoax... is it, sir?
[02:27] ---
    Huh?!
SIGN    UMA News
SIGN    Giant Creatures Urban Legends Extinct Animals
[02:29] ---
    New articles have been written about Sassie!
SIGN    New Sassie sighting information at Lake Sashida The witness was a 10-year-old-girl!! First discovered a few years ago
[02:32] ---
    "New Sassie sighting
    information at Lake Sashida."
SIGN    First discovered a few years ago Confessed that it was a fake New sighting information And its discoverer was a 10-year-old girl! What could the truth be...?!
[02:35] ---
    "The discoverer was a 10-year-old girl.
    What could the truth be...?!"
[02:39] ---
    This... might be the real thing!
[02:42] ---
    Gero gerori.
[02:46] ---
    Fuyuki and the Plesiosaur, Sir!
[03:03] ---
    Sarge should have come, too.
[03:06] ---
    I remembered something I have to do, sir!
SIGN    The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie Lake Sashida
SIGN    The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie Welcome to Lake Sashida
[03:22] ---
    It's that famous signpost!
SIGN    The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie Lake Sashida
SIGN    The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie Lake Sashida
[03:35] ---
    Help! Help!
[03:36] ---
    Hey!
[03:39] ---
    What the heck are you doing?
[03:40] ---
    Wh-What do you mean, what?
[03:42] ---
    Let go of that sign!
[03:44] ---
    But... but I can't swim!
[03:46] ---
    Let it go!
[03:49] ---
    Surprisingly shallow...
[03:54] ---
    So, you live in this village?
[03:57] ---
    I came here from Inner-Tokyo.
[04:00] ---
    I wondered whether Sassie—
[04:01] ---
    You're just here to poke fun, aren't you?
[04:04] ---
    I was telling the truth, but
    the newspapers and the internet
[04:07] ---
    all decided that I was just
    lying from the start.
[04:09] ---
    Huh?! Then you must be—
[04:12] ---
    But... I thought the one who
    witnessed Sassie was a girl?
[04:16] ---
    Ah— You're a gir—?!
[04:22] ---
    Meanwhile, the sergeant was...
SIGN    Keyword
[04:25] ---
    Today's keyword! Okay, onscreen!
SIGN    HOAX
SIGN    Potato Chips
[04:28] ---
    "Hoax." Huh?
SIGN    Yuuhi Shimbun Who is the "KY" Who Dirtied the Coral?
[04:30] ---
    Hoax articles! Hoax programs!
SIGN    Eat *** and Diet!
SIGN    The Delivery of Scam E-mails Yuuhi Shimbun The Hand of God was a Hoax! Eat *** and Diet!
[04:33] ---
    Hoaxes are being carried out in
    every conceivable field on Pekopon, sir!
[04:39] ---
    It does happen a lot, doesn't it,
    hoaxes and falsification.
[04:42] ---
    When a hoax is uncovered,
SIGN    Hoax
[04:44] ---
    Pekoponians are filled with immense distrust!
[04:47] ---
    The damage is immeasurable!
[04:48] ---
    There is no sense in not using this
    for an invasion! For example: this.
[04:52] ---
    You saw it here first! An alien captured!
[04:55] ---
    What?!
[04:55] ---
    H-Hey! What is this?!
[04:58] ---
    Or, like, shocking footage?
[05:00] ---
    And once again, next slide!
[05:02] ---
    Three meter alien.
    Alien about to be dissected.
[05:05] ---
    Space man-faced dog!
[05:07] ---
    Gero gero ge.
[05:08] ---
    We'll spread these hoax photos far and wide,
SIGN    Confusion
[05:10] ---
    and drop the Pekoponians into
    a Sebastian of confusion, sir!
SIGN    Potato Chips
[05:13] ---
    So this is a hoax photograph!
[05:15] ---
    It could quite easily be
    mistaken for the real thing.
[05:18] ---
    Nah, it's blatantly a hoax photo.
[05:20] ---
    That's it, that's it. That "blatant"
    look is what we're going for.
[05:25] ---
    Gero.
[05:26] ---
    Don't play with my face!!
[05:28] ---
    Gero!
[05:31] ---
    See ya.
[05:32] ---
    Hey, where did you see Sassie?
[05:35] ---
    Not telling!
[05:37] ---
    Sassie will flee if there are
    dopes like you loitering about.
[05:40] ---
    Don't say that...
[05:43] ---
    Like you believe me!
[05:46] ---
    You've got me wrong... I...
[05:55] ---
    Suzuki-san's grandkid again?
[05:58] ---
    Come on, Futaba-chan. We asked you
    to take down that sign already.
SIGN    The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie Lake Sashida
[06:03] ---
    No! Grandpa made this sign.
[06:06] ---
    Huh?! Then he must be the one who first—
[06:10] ---
    But she's real! Sassie's real! I saw her!
[06:14] ---
    You were just seeing things.
[06:16] ---
    Yeah. Just think about it.
[06:18] ---
    There's no way a dinosaur from thousands and
    thousands of years ago would be in this lake.
SIGN    Souvenirs
SIGN    Souvenirs Sashidaya
[06:23] ---
    But...
[06:24] ---
    Strictly speaking,
    it was 190 million years ago.
[06:27] ---
    And Sassie's not a dinosaur,
    but a plesiosaur.
[06:29] ---
    Huh?
[06:31] ---
    Yes, the chance of a supposedly extinct
    creature still being alive in the present day is low.
[06:38] ---
    It's also a fact that most info on massive
    reptile sightings around the world is fake.
[06:45] ---
    But there are credible witness
    reports among them, too!
[06:49] ---
    In particular, in lakes closed off from
    the external sea, there could be something
[06:53] ---
    enabling an ancient lifeform to
    keep living until the present day.
[06:56] ---
    We can never completely
    deny that possibility!
[06:59] ---
    Uhh...
[07:00] ---
    Anyway,
[07:02] ---
    just get that signpost removed soon. Got it?
SIGN    The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie
    Lake Sashida
[07:07] ---
    You're...
[07:09] ---
    ...a nerd, aren't you?
[07:11] ---
    Huh? Ah...
[07:13] ---
    Come with me.
[07:16] ---
    You want to go to where I saw Sassie, right?
[07:19] ---
    Y-Yeah!
[07:22] ---
    Gero gero ge.
[07:24] ---
    Come to think of it, there's no reason
    a hoax has to be a photo, sir!
SIGN    Snap
SIGN    Ancient Ruin Hoax
[07:30] ---
    An ancient ruin?
[07:31] ---
    Yes!
[07:33] ---
    We make them discover some random
    relic we planted in advance,
[07:36] ---
    confuse the archaeological world,
[07:38] ---
    and plunge the Pekoponians' view
    of history into protein, sir!
SIGN    Archaeological World in Uproar From a Jomon-period ruin: Doguu vs. Zaku
[07:42] ---
    Gero gero ge.
[07:44] ---
    Or, like, forging ahead?
SIGN    Ancient Ruin Hoax
[07:46] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu! Any success?
[07:48] ---
    As we discussed,
SIGN    Char Zaku
[07:49] ---
    I buried your Gundam model in the earth layer
    corresponding to the Jomon period (pre 300 BC).
[07:53] ---
    All that remains is to wait
    for it to be excavated, sir!
[07:56] ---
    But what if it never is?
SIGN    Huh?
[07:59] ---
    Huh?
[08:00] ---
    Gero!! My Gundam model!!
[08:05] ---
    So you saw Sassie here?
[08:07] ---
    Yep.
[08:09] ---
    When I first saw Sassie...
[08:12] ---
    ...what do you think that felt like?
[08:15] ---
    I guess I can tell you.
[08:17] ---
    I felt super happy.
[08:20] ---
    I felt something
    welling up deep in my heart.
[08:22] ---
    Yeah... I know that feeling.
[08:24] ---
    You're surprised, but the
    wonder and joy are even stronger...
[08:28] ---
    How do you know?
SIGN    Huh?
[08:30] ---
    Have you seen Sassie?
[08:32] ---
    Ah... no, not Sassie, but...
[08:35] ---
    But what?
[08:36] ---
    I can't really say I've seen
    aliens and ghosts...
[08:40] ---
    I bet you just saw stuff
    on the internet or something.
[08:43] ---
    But I've seen the real thing. The real thing!
[08:47] ---
    Yeah.
[08:48] ---
    Don't blame me if you freak out
    when you see the real thing!
[08:52] ---
    I'll be careful.
[08:53] ---
    You can't do that!
SIGN    Souvenirs: Sassie-yaki
    Higure Stores
SIGN    Specialty: Sassie-yaki
    Specialty: Sassie-yaki
[08:54] ---
    You can't just set up shop here
    without permission!
SIGN    Souvenirs
    Souvenirs
SIGN    Souvenirs Sashidaya
SIGN    Lake Sashida Souvenirs
[08:58] ---
    We've already got our plates full
    with all the hoax nonsense.
[09:01] ---
    What is all this?!
SIGN    (Local Specialty)
     Hoax Manjuu
    Hoax Cookies
[09:03] ---
    Hoax Manjuu? Hoax Cookies?!
SIGN    Lake Sashida Specialties Hoax Merchandise
[09:06] ---
    Lake Sashida's Specialties: Hoax Merchandise!
[09:09] ---
    Welcome.
[09:10] ---
    Huh?! Alisa-chan?!
SIGN    Hoax Manjuu
    Hoax Cookies
[09:13] ---
    Alisa-chan, what are you doing here?
[09:16] ---
    Don't tell me you're here to hunt Sassie?!
[09:18] ---
    Part-time work.
[09:19] ---
    Huh?
[09:19] ---
    Part-time work? You?
[09:22] ---
    Daddy said I should get some real-world
    experience and lead a practical lifestyle.
[09:27] ---
    The point is, you can't sell stuff like this,
    our village's image will be in tatters!
[09:31] ---
    Incidentally, this one is the most popular.
SIGN    Netsuzou no Henjin Nanatsu no Hoshi no Daibouken!
SIGN    Netsuzou no Henjin Nanatsu no Hoshi no Daibouken! (Hoax Weirdos Big Adventure Across The Seven Stars)
[09:35] ---
    The super-popular game
    Netsuzou no Henjin (Hoax Weirdos)!
[09:37] ---
    Cut it out!
[09:39] ---
    Hoax, hoax, hoax!
SIGN    Lake Sashida Souvenirs Please buy something to remember your trip by! Sassie
[09:41] ---
    H-Hey! Hold on a sec.
[09:42] ---
    What! Is she your friend or something?!
[09:45] ---
    W-Well, yeah, the thing is...
[09:47] ---
    We'll be leaving now...
[09:48] ---
    Well, I thought that this might be the year
    for hoaxes. Thought I'd capitalize on it!
[09:54] ---
    Like heck it is!
[09:56] ---
    Who talked just now?
[09:59] ---
    Buying one?
[10:00] ---
    No, I'm not!
[10:01] ---
    In the first place, Sassie
    actually exists, okay?!
[10:04] ---
    No. There is no such thing here.
[10:06] ---
    Huh?
[10:07] ---
    What are you talking about?
[10:08] ---
    I've seen it! With my own eyes!
[10:11] ---
    There's no such thing.
[10:14] ---
    Let's go, Fuyuki.
[10:15] ---
    O-Okay.
SIGN    Souvenirs
[10:18] ---
    Alisa-chan, is that true?
[10:20] ---
    Yes. I don't sense the existence of
    any of those who lurk in the darkness here.
SIGN    Reception Counter
SIGN    Welcome
    Boat Rental
[10:33] ---
    So your grandpa lent out boats for a living!
[10:37] ---
    But one day he suddenly stopped.
[10:39] ---
    Why?
[10:41] ---
    I dunno.
[10:43] ---
    It must have been pretty hard for you, though.
    After your grandpa passed away.
[10:47] ---
    They blamed my grandpa for why tourists
    stopped coming to our village.
[10:52] ---
    And Grandpa was stupid, too.
[10:54] ---
    Why did he say it was a hoax?
[10:58] ---
    He was so— ah. Watch out there.
[11:06] ---
    Owow...
[11:08] ---
    Sorry. I haven't cleared that stuff up.
[11:11] ---
    Huh? What's this?
[11:15] ---
    These are... Sassie...
[11:18] ---
    It's gotten blurred...
    I can't read it very easily.
[11:23] ---
    Look!
[11:25] ---
    Why was Grandpa hiding all of this?
[11:29] ---
    Anyway, this is decisive proof!
SIGN    Piitarou
    Piiko
    April 21st
[11:32] ---
    Your grandpa really did find Sassie!
[11:37] ---
    Piiko? Grandpa even gave a name to Sassie?
[11:41] ---
    Huh? He rewrote it...
SIGN    Piitarou
    Piiko
    April 21st
[11:48] ---
    These must be...
[11:51] ---
    There must be a meaning to
    the places with these marks.
[11:54] ---
    Then... if we go to these places...
[11:56] ---
    Yeah! Sassie might be there!
[12:01] ---
    If the map is correct,
    it should be around here.
[12:09] ---
    That was...
[12:10] ---
    Sassie's voice!
SIGN    Sassie's Voice CD
[12:23] ---
    Alisa... chan...
SIGN    Sassie's Voice Echoing around the eternity of nature: Sassie's Voice
[12:25] ---
    Lake Sashida souvenir: Sassie's Voice CD!
SIGN    This product is a conceptualization.
[12:28] ---
    Fabricated, naturally.
[12:32] ---
    What the heck are you doing?
[12:33] ---
    Part-time work. Buying one?
[12:35] ---
    No, I'm not!
SIGN    Sassie's Voice
[12:37] ---
    You can buy it on tape instead.
[12:38] ---
    I have a CD player, okay?!
SIGN    Sassie's Voice CD
[12:46] ---
    There's another one around here...
[12:49] ---
    Ah, Fuyuki! Over there!
[12:52] ---
    Sassie!
[12:58] ---
    Want one?
SIGN    RC Sassie
[13:01] ---
    Lake Sashida souvenir:
    the very popular radio-controlled Sassie!
[13:05] ---
    You're doing your part-time job here, too?
[13:07] ---
    Buying one?
[13:08] ---
    No way.
[13:09] ---
    Incidentally, it's like this on the bottom.
SIGN    Otter Form
[13:12] ---
    I don't care!
[13:13] ---
    Sarge would probably like that...
SIGN    Otter Form
[13:16] ---
    Buying one?
[13:17] ---
    No... I think I'll pass.
[13:20] ---
    It's raining.
[13:28] ---
    The last point is this mark here.
[13:31] ---
    That's...
[13:32] ---
    You know something?
[13:33] ---
    If I remember right,
    there's a cave. And what's more...
[13:36] ---
    ...it matches the direction
    I saw Sassie in exactly.
[13:40] ---
    That could be where Sassie is.
[13:43] ---
    Gero gero ge.
[13:45] ---
    I went back to where we started,
    and developed an invasion mech, sir!
[13:49] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[13:51] ---
    Sure thing.
SIGN    Click
SIGN    Forgery laser gun
[13:53] ---
    A forgery laser gun!
SIGN    "From the stub of your broken cigarette" Gun
[13:55] ---
    Its name: the "From the stub
    of your broken cigarette" Gun!
[13:57] ---
    For example, here we have a single photo.
[14:00] ---
    Ngaaa! When did you get that?!
[14:06] ---
    My precious photo!
[14:08] ---
    It became a forged photo!
[14:11] ---
    That is incredible!
[14:14] ---
    We'll use this to turn everything into fakes,
[14:17] ---
    and confuse the heck out
    of those Pekoponians, sir!
[14:20] ---
    Gero gero ge.
[14:22] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Now, you hold in that hand A morsel of tuna. by 623
[14:26] ---
    The autograph I got from 623-san...
SIGN    Hinata Natsumi Very well done. 100
[14:28] ---
    My test I got 100 on...
SIGN    Hinata Natsumi Try hard to improve. 0
[14:31] ---
    How dare you turn them all into fakes!
[14:34] ---
    Ah... she already confiscated it.
[14:36] ---
    Now, then.
[14:38] ---
    What will happen if I shoot
    you with this, I wonder...?
[14:42] ---
    Gero...
[14:46] ---
    Fuyuki, the rain has gotten stronger.
[14:49] ---
    I advise against this.
[14:51] ---
    Alisa-chan...
[14:52] ---
    Why are you constantly
    getting in my way?
[14:58] ---
    Hmph. Let's go, Fuyuki.
[15:01] ---
    Okay...
[15:12] ---
    Fuyuki, we're almost there.
[15:14] ---
    Ah, right.
[15:36] ---
    Isn't that...?!
[15:38] ---
    Sassie!
[15:46] ---
    A paper decoration...
[15:49] ---
    Who did this?
[15:50] ---
    Grandpa.
SIGN    Piiko
[15:59] ---
    When I was little, I was
    so proud of my grandpa.
[16:04] ---
    So proud that my grandpa
    had found Sassie.
[16:07] ---
    But he said that it was all a lie
    before he passed away.
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    And then every day after that,
[16:14] ---
    my friends started making fun of me.
[16:18] ---
    The Sassie my grandpa found
    might have been a lie.
[16:22] ---
    But the one I found was the real thing...
[16:25] ---
    It wasn't a stupid fake.
    I really believed that.
[16:28] ---
    But even the one I saw...
[16:30] ---
    ...was that paper thing...
[16:32] ---
    We still don't know that. It's not
    certain that Sassie isn't real.
[16:47] ---
    Fuyuki...
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    Let's just get back to shore for now.
[17:03] ---
    Alisa! Over there!
[17:08] ---
    Fuyuki.
SIGN    Squidge
[17:29] ---
    F-Fuyuki...
[17:45] ---
    It's real...
[17:47] ---
    Sassie really...
[17:49] ---
    ...exists!
[17:53] ---
    Are you okay?
[17:54] ---
    Of course I'm okay!
[18:05] ---
    What I saw really was the real Sassie!
[18:10] ---
    But... why did Grandpa...
[18:12] ---
    ...say that it was a lie?
[18:14] ---
    To protect these two.
[18:17] ---
    Alisa-chan!
[18:23] ---
    Are these two... parent and child?!
[18:30] ---
    Yes.
[18:32] ---
    The old man who once found the legendary
    plesiosaur Sassie in this lake
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    became an instant celebrity in this village.
SIGN    Sassie Souvenirs
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    Tourists looking for Sassie
    turned up in droves,
SIGN    The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie Lake Sashida
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    and the villagers' lives were enriched.
[18:45] ---
    But the ecosystem of the lake
    deteriorated as a result,
[18:49] ---
    the water became polluted,
[18:50] ---
    and it became a harsh environment
    for Sassie to live in.
[18:56] ---
    If I hadn't discovered you,
[18:59] ---
    I know you'd have been able to live
    a quieter and happier life.
[19:04] ---
    And then he found out
    that Sassie had a child.
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    So you were female!
[19:10] ---
    I see! That's why he changed
    the name to "Piiko," a girls' name!
[19:16] ---
    The old man regretted his great mistake.
[19:20] ---
    So, just before he died, to hide the
    existence of Sassie from the public,
SIGN    Sassie Sashida
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    he made a false confession
    that it was all a hoax.
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    So Daddy says.
[19:33] ---
    Grandpa turned himself into a liar
    to protect these two.
[19:54] ---
    But why didn't you try to
    hunt Sassie, like usual?
[19:59] ---
    When we visited this land several years ago,
[20:02] ---
    we did indeed try to hunt Sassie.
[20:06] ---
    Please... for the sake of her
    unborn child... please...
[20:10] ---
    ...let Piiko go...
[20:13] ---
    I, too, have Alisa to protect.
[20:16] ---
    Sassie was in the same circumstances.
    I couldn't bring myself to hunt her.
[20:21] ---
    I see.
[20:22] ---
    Fuyuki? Who are you talking to?
[20:25] ---
    Ah... uh... um...
[20:27] ---
    Hey! Quit it!
[20:30] ---
    She must have the same smell as her grandpa.
[20:34] ---
    Daddy.
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    Mm-hm. We should go now.
[20:37] ---
    Are you going somewhere again?
[20:38] ---
    We are thinking about paying a visit
    to a certain Scottish loch next.
[20:44] ---
    See you again, Fuyuki.
[20:48] ---
    Scottish...? Wait, surely not!
[20:52] ---
    The next day.
SIGN    UMA News Giant Creatures Urban Legends Extinct Animals (NEW) The Girl Was Seeing Things After All? Sassie was radio-controlled. Next time, we head to Osaka. Chupacabra sighting info!
[20:54] ---
    "The Girl Was Seeing Things After All?"
[20:56] ---
    "Sassie was radio-controlled."
[20:58] ---
    Nice going, Futaba-chan.
[21:00] ---
    So the new witness information
    was fake, too, sir?
[21:04] ---
    Sarge!
[21:05] ---
    You look kinda...
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    Yes. I realize now that
    fakes are bad, sirrumble.
[21:11] ---
    Poor Sergeant Keroro,
    himself turned into a fake.
SIGN    "From the stub of your broken cigarette" Gun
SIGN    Welcome to Lake Sashida
SIGN    The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie
    Lake Sashida
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    With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Sono chiisa na karada de
    kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
    You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
    Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Sono ooki na hitomi de
    kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Hora hora hora
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kurayami no naka
    kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    I'll gather light to all
    the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    boku wa sora no sukima
     ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    It's our passphrase.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    kimi no egao da yo
[23:07] ---
    Tamama here! You should have
    lots of tasty things in autumn!
SIGN    Smack Smack Smack Smack
[23:10] ---
    Sweet potatoes and mont blanc!
[23:12] ---
    Moon-viewing dumplings
    and kabocha pudding,
[23:13] ---
    kuri kinton and sweet-potato paste!
[23:15] ---
    Ah, matsutakes are out of the question!
SIGN    Tamama Tango
[23:17] ---
    Rich little me got tired
    of eating them. Tee hee hee!
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that! Tamama tango!
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro: Wanna Chew Some Gum, Sir?"
SIGN    Dangle
[23:26] ---
    "Tamama: Tamama Tango, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!