# E235 - Fuyuki and the Plesiosaur, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN9Q3N/fuyuki-and-the-plesiosaur-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
We are always being pushed
forward by something
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Never gonna stop adventuring!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Never gonna stop bouken!
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Oh-oh-oh!
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
O-O-O!
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
I can't stop questioning.
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Gimon ga mou tomaran
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Daawin datte dare datte
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
If he found the secret of a mystery,
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Hide and seek?
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Kakurenbo?
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Yep yep!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Haai hai
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Hopscotch?
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Kenkenpa?
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Hoi hoi!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Hooi hoi
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Take your first step forward with me.
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
**[01:08] [SONG] ---**
Curiosity power is bursting out!
**[01:08] [SONG] ---**
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
We are always searching for something
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
As we walk through a glittering future.
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Never gonna stop adventuring!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Never gonna stop bouken!
**[01:37] ---**
What are you doing, Master Fuyuki, sir?
**[01:39] ---**
Well... it's this.
***SIGN*** UMA News Big Shock That legend, too, was a HOAX!!
**[01:43] ---**
Hoax?
***SIGN*** Hoax
**[01:45] ---**
I'm sure you are all aware of this,
***SIGN*** Yuuhi Shimbun
**[01:47] ---**
but a "hoax" is something made-up
which is disguised to appear real.
***SIGN*** The Hand of God Was A Hoax!
***SIGN*** Eat *** and Diet!
***SIGN*** The Delivery of Scam E-mails
**[01:53] ---**
There's a lot of those when it
comes to this kind of stuff.
**[01:56] ---**
For example, the biggest shock I know
was this one from a few years ago.
***SIGN*** UMA News Sassie was also a HOAX!!
**[02:02] ---**
Ever since its discovery,
**[02:04] ---**
Sassie in Lake Sashida has been
a hot topic among UMA fans,
***SIGN*** Sassie
Sashida
**[02:08] ---**
but a few years ago,
the old man who discovered it...
**[02:12] ---**
"To tell the truth,
I lied about the whole thing."
**[02:15] ---**
"You thought it was real?
Aha, sorry about that..."
**[02:18] ---**
...confessed that the whole thing
was a hoax.
**[02:22] ---**
I'd been thinking about
going to look for it someday.
**[02:25] ---**
A hoax... is it, sir?
**[02:27] ---**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** UMA News
***SIGN*** Giant Creatures Urban Legends Extinct Animals
**[02:29] ---**
New articles have been written about Sassie!
***SIGN*** New Sassie sighting information at Lake Sashida The witness was a 10-year-old-girl!! First discovered a few years ago
**[02:32] ---**
"New Sassie sighting
information at Lake Sashida."
***SIGN*** First discovered a few years ago Confessed that it was a fake New sighting information And its discoverer was a 10-year-old girl! What could the truth be...?!
**[02:35] ---**
"The discoverer was a 10-year-old girl.
What could the truth be...?!"
**[02:39] ---**
This... might be the real thing!
**[02:42] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[02:46] ---**
Fuyuki and the Plesiosaur, Sir!
**[03:03] ---**
Sarge should have come, too.
**[03:06] ---**
I remembered something I have to do, sir!
***SIGN*** The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie Lake Sashida
***SIGN*** The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie Welcome to Lake Sashida
**[03:22] ---**
It's that famous signpost!
***SIGN*** The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie Lake Sashida
***SIGN*** The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie Lake Sashida
**[03:35] ---**
Help! Help!
**[03:36] ---**
Hey!
**[03:39] ---**
What the heck are you doing?
**[03:40] ---**
Wh-What do you mean, what?
**[03:42] ---**
Let go of that sign!
**[03:44] ---**
But... but I can't swim!
**[03:46] ---**
Let it go!
**[03:49] ---**
Surprisingly shallow...
**[03:54] ---**
So, you live in this village?
**[03:57] ---**
I came here from Inner-Tokyo.
**[04:00] ---**
I wondered whether Sassie—
**[04:01] ---**
You're just here to poke fun, aren't you?
**[04:04] ---**
I was telling the truth, but
the newspapers and the internet
**[04:07] ---**
all decided that I was just
lying from the start.
**[04:09] ---**
Huh?! Then you must be—
**[04:12] ---**
But... I thought the one who
witnessed Sassie was a girl?
**[04:16] ---**
Ah— You're a gir—?!
**[04:22] ---**
Meanwhile, the sergeant was...
***SIGN*** Keyword
**[04:25] ---**
Today's keyword! Okay, onscreen!
***SIGN*** HOAX
***SIGN*** Potato Chips
**[04:28] ---**
"Hoax." Huh?
***SIGN*** Yuuhi Shimbun Who is the "KY" Who Dirtied the Coral?
**[04:30] ---**
Hoax articles! Hoax programs!
***SIGN*** Eat *** and Diet!
***SIGN*** The Delivery of Scam E-mails Yuuhi Shimbun The Hand of God was a Hoax! Eat *** and Diet!
**[04:33] ---**
Hoaxes are being carried out in
every conceivable field on Pekopon, sir!
**[04:39] ---**
It does happen a lot, doesn't it,
hoaxes and falsification.
**[04:42] ---**
When a hoax is uncovered,
***SIGN*** Hoax
**[04:44] ---**
Pekoponians are filled with immense distrust!
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The damage is immeasurable!
**[04:48] ---**
There is no sense in not using this
for an invasion! For example: this.
**[04:52] ---**
You saw it here first! An alien captured!
**[04:55] ---**
What?!
**[04:55] ---**
H-Hey! What is this?!
**[04:58] ---**
Or, like, shocking footage?
**[05:00] ---**
And once again, next slide!
**[05:02] ---**
Three meter alien.
Alien about to be dissected.
**[05:05] ---**
Space man-faced dog!
**[05:07] ---**
Gero gero ge.
**[05:08] ---**
We'll spread these hoax photos far and wide,
***SIGN*** Confusion
**[05:10] ---**
and drop the Pekoponians into
a Sebastian of confusion, sir!
***SIGN*** Potato Chips
**[05:13] ---**
So this is a hoax photograph!
**[05:15] ---**
It could quite easily be
mistaken for the real thing.
**[05:18] ---**
Nah, it's blatantly a hoax photo.
**[05:20] ---**
That's it, that's it. That "blatant"
look is what we're going for.
**[05:25] ---**
Gero.
**[05:26] ---**
Don't play with my face!!
**[05:28] ---**
Gero!
**[05:31] ---**
See ya.
**[05:32] ---**
Hey, where did you see Sassie?
**[05:35] ---**
Not telling!
**[05:37] ---**
Sassie will flee if there are
dopes like you loitering about.
**[05:40] ---**
Don't say that...
**[05:43] ---**
Like you believe me!
**[05:46] ---**
You've got me wrong... I...
**[05:55] ---**
Suzuki-san's grandkid again?
**[05:58] ---**
Come on, Futaba-chan. We asked you
to take down that sign already.
***SIGN*** The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie Lake Sashida
**[06:03] ---**
No! Grandpa made this sign.
**[06:06] ---**
Huh?! Then he must be the one who first—
**[06:10] ---**
But she's real! Sassie's real! I saw her!
**[06:14] ---**
You were just seeing things.
**[06:16] ---**
Yeah. Just think about it.
**[06:18] ---**
There's no way a dinosaur from thousands and
thousands of years ago would be in this lake.
***SIGN*** Souvenirs
***SIGN*** Souvenirs Sashidaya
**[06:23] ---**
But...
**[06:24] ---**
Strictly speaking,
it was 190 million years ago.
**[06:27] ---**
And Sassie's not a dinosaur,
but a plesiosaur.
**[06:29] ---**
Huh?
**[06:31] ---**
Yes, the chance of a supposedly extinct
creature still being alive in the present day is low.
**[06:38] ---**
It's also a fact that most info on massive
reptile sightings around the world is fake.
**[06:45] ---**
But there are credible witness
reports among them, too!
**[06:49] ---**
In particular, in lakes closed off from
the external sea, there could be something
**[06:53] ---**
enabling an ancient lifeform to
keep living until the present day.
**[06:56] ---**
We can never completely
deny that possibility!
**[06:59] ---**
Uhh...
**[07:00] ---**
Anyway,
**[07:02] ---**
just get that signpost removed soon. Got it?
***SIGN*** The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie
Lake Sashida
**[07:07] ---**
You're...
**[07:09] ---**
...a nerd, aren't you?
**[07:11] ---**
Huh? Ah...
**[07:13] ---**
Come with me.
**[07:16] ---**
You want to go to where I saw Sassie, right?
**[07:19] ---**
Y-Yeah!
**[07:22] ---**
Gero gero ge.
**[07:24] ---**
Come to think of it, there's no reason
a hoax has to be a photo, sir!
***SIGN*** Snap
***SIGN*** Ancient Ruin Hoax
**[07:30] ---**
An ancient ruin?
**[07:31] ---**
Yes!
**[07:33] ---**
We make them discover some random
relic we planted in advance,
**[07:36] ---**
confuse the archaeological world,
**[07:38] ---**
and plunge the Pekoponians' view
of history into protein, sir!
***SIGN*** Archaeological World in Uproar From a Jomon-period ruin: Doguu vs. Zaku
**[07:42] ---**
Gero gero ge.
**[07:44] ---**
Or, like, forging ahead?
***SIGN*** Ancient Ruin Hoax
**[07:46] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu! Any success?
**[07:48] ---**
As we discussed,
***SIGN*** Char Zaku
**[07:49] ---**
I buried your Gundam model in the earth layer
corresponding to the Jomon period (pre 300 BC).
**[07:53] ---**
All that remains is to wait
for it to be excavated, sir!
**[07:56] ---**
But what if it never is?
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[07:59] ---**
Huh?
**[08:00] ---**
Gero!! My Gundam model!!
**[08:05] ---**
So you saw Sassie here?
**[08:07] ---**
Yep.
**[08:09] ---**
When I first saw Sassie...
**[08:12] ---**
...what do you think that felt like?
**[08:15] ---**
I guess I can tell you.
**[08:17] ---**
I felt *super* happy.
**[08:20] ---**
I felt something
welling up deep in my heart.
**[08:22] ---**
Yeah... I know that feeling.
**[08:24] ---**
You're surprised, but the
wonder and joy are even stronger...
**[08:28] ---**
How do *you* know?
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[08:30] ---**
Have you seen Sassie?
**[08:32] ---**
Ah... no, not Sassie, but...
**[08:35] ---**
But what?
**[08:36] ---**
I can't really say I've seen
aliens and ghosts...
**[08:40] ---**
I bet you just saw stuff
on the internet or something.
**[08:43] ---**
But I've seen the real thing. The real thing!
**[08:47] ---**
Yeah.
**[08:48] ---**
Don't blame me if you freak out
when you see the real thing!
**[08:52] ---**
I'll be careful.
**[08:53] ---**
You can't do that!
***SIGN*** Souvenirs: Sassie-yaki
Higure Stores
***SIGN*** Specialty: Sassie-yaki
Specialty: Sassie-yaki
**[08:54] ---**
You can't just set up shop here
without permission!
***SIGN*** Souvenirs
Souvenirs
***SIGN*** Souvenirs Sashidaya
***SIGN*** Lake Sashida Souvenirs
**[08:58] ---**
We've already got our plates full
with all the hoax nonsense.
**[09:01] ---**
What is all this?!
***SIGN*** (Local Specialty)
Hoax Manjuu
Hoax Cookies
**[09:03] ---**
Hoax Manjuu? Hoax Cookies?!
***SIGN*** Lake Sashida Specialties Hoax Merchandise
**[09:06] ---**
Lake Sashida's Specialties: Hoax Merchandise!
**[09:09] ---**
Welcome.
**[09:10] ---**
Huh?! Alisa-chan?!
***SIGN*** Hoax Manjuu
Hoax Cookies
**[09:13] ---**
Alisa-chan, what are you doing here?
**[09:16] ---**
Don't tell me you're here to hunt Sassie?!
**[09:18] ---**
Part-time work.
**[09:19] ---**
Huh?
**[09:19] ---**
Part-time work? You?
**[09:22] ---**
Daddy said I should get some real-world
experience and lead a practical lifestyle.
**[09:27] ---**
The point is, you can't sell stuff like this,
our village's image will be in tatters!
**[09:31] ---**
Incidentally, this one is the most popular.
***SIGN*** Netsuzou no Henjin Nanatsu no Hoshi no Daibouken!
***SIGN*** Netsuzou no Henjin Nanatsu no Hoshi no Daibouken! (Hoax Weirdos Big Adventure Across The Seven Stars)
**[09:35] ---**
The super-popular game
*Netsuzou no Henjin* (Hoax Weirdos)!
**[09:37] ---**
Cut it out!
**[09:39] ---**
Hoax, hoax, hoax!
***SIGN*** Lake Sashida Souvenirs Please buy something to remember your trip by! Sassie
**[09:41] ---**
H-Hey! Hold on a sec.
**[09:42] ---**
What! Is she your friend or something?!
**[09:45] ---**
W-Well, yeah, the thing is...
**[09:47] ---**
We'll be leaving now...
**[09:48] ---**
Well, I thought that this might be the year
for hoaxes. Thought I'd capitalize on it!
**[09:54] ---**
Like heck it is!
**[09:56] ---**
Who talked just now?
**[09:59] ---**
Buying one?
**[10:00] ---**
No, I'm not!
**[10:01] ---**
In the first place, Sassie
actually exists, okay?!
**[10:04] ---**
No. There is no such thing here.
**[10:06] ---**
Huh?
**[10:07] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[10:08] ---**
I've seen it! With my own eyes!
**[10:11] ---**
There's no such thing.
**[10:14] ---**
Let's go, Fuyuki.
**[10:15] ---**
O-Okay.
***SIGN*** Souvenirs
**[10:18] ---**
Alisa-chan, is that true?
**[10:20] ---**
Yes. I don't sense the existence of
any of those who lurk in the darkness here.
***SIGN*** Reception Counter
***SIGN*** Welcome
Boat Rental
**[10:33] ---**
So your grandpa lent out boats for a living!
**[10:37] ---**
But one day he suddenly stopped.
**[10:39] ---**
Why?
**[10:41] ---**
I dunno.
**[10:43] ---**
It must have been pretty hard for you, though.
After your grandpa passed away.
**[10:47] ---**
They blamed my grandpa for why tourists
stopped coming to our village.
**[10:52] ---**
And Grandpa was stupid, too.
**[10:54] ---**
Why did he say it was a hoax?
**[10:58] ---**
He was so— ah. Watch out there.
**[11:06] ---**
Owow...
**[11:08] ---**
Sorry. I haven't cleared that stuff up.
**[11:11] ---**
Huh? What's this?
**[11:15] ---**
These are... Sassie...
**[11:18] ---**
It's gotten blurred...
I can't read it very easily.
**[11:23] ---**
Look!
**[11:25] ---**
Why was Grandpa hiding all of this?
**[11:29] ---**
Anyway, this is decisive proof!
***SIGN*** Piitarou
Piiko
April 21st
**[11:32] ---**
Your grandpa really did find Sassie!
**[11:37] ---**
Piiko? Grandpa even gave a name to Sassie?
**[11:41] ---**
Huh? He rewrote it...
***SIGN*** Piitarou
Piiko
April 21st
**[11:48] ---**
These must be...
**[11:51] ---**
There must be a meaning to
the places with these marks.
**[11:54] ---**
Then... if we go to these places...
**[11:56] ---**
Yeah! Sassie might be there!
**[12:01] ---**
If the map is correct,
it should be around here.
**[12:09] ---**
That was...
**[12:10] ---**
Sassie's voice!
***SIGN*** Sassie's Voice CD
**[12:23] ---**
Alisa... chan...
***SIGN*** Sassie's Voice Echoing around the eternity of nature: Sassie's Voice
**[12:25] ---**
Lake Sashida souvenir: Sassie's Voice CD!
***SIGN*** This product is a conceptualization.
**[12:28] ---**
Fabricated, naturally.
**[12:32] ---**
What the heck are you doing?
**[12:33] ---**
Part-time work. Buying one?
**[12:35] ---**
No, I'm not!
***SIGN*** Sassie's Voice
**[12:37] ---**
You can buy it on tape instead.
**[12:38] ---**
I have a CD player, okay?!
***SIGN*** Sassie's Voice CD
**[12:46] ---**
There's another one around here...
**[12:49] ---**
Ah, Fuyuki! Over there!
**[12:52] ---**
Sassie!
**[12:58] ---**
Want one?
***SIGN*** RC Sassie
**[13:01] ---**
Lake Sashida souvenir:
the very popular radio-controlled Sassie!
**[13:05] ---**
You're doing your part-time job here, too?
**[13:07] ---**
Buying one?
**[13:08] ---**
No way.
**[13:09] ---**
Incidentally, it's like this on the bottom.
***SIGN*** Otter Form
**[13:12] ---**
I don't care!
**[13:13] ---**
Sarge would probably like that...
***SIGN*** Otter Form
**[13:16] ---**
Buying one?
**[13:17] ---**
No... I think I'll pass.
**[13:20] ---**
It's raining.
**[13:28] ---**
The last point is this mark here.
**[13:31] ---**
That's...
**[13:32] ---**
You know something?
**[13:33] ---**
If I remember right,
there's a cave. And what's more...
**[13:36] ---**
...it matches the direction
I saw Sassie in exactly.
**[13:40] ---**
That could be where Sassie is.
**[13:43] ---**
Gero gero ge.
**[13:45] ---**
I went back to where we started,
and developed an invasion mech, sir!
**[13:49] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[13:51] ---**
Sure thing.
***SIGN*** Click
***SIGN*** Forgery laser gun
**[13:53] ---**
A forgery laser gun!
***SIGN*** "From the stub of your broken cigarette" Gun
**[13:55] ---**
Its name: the "From the stub
of your broken cigarette" Gun!
**[13:57] ---**
For example, here we have a single photo.
**[14:00] ---**
Ngaaa! When did you get that?!
**[14:06] ---**
My precious photo!
**[14:08] ---**
It became a forged photo!
**[14:11] ---**
That is incredible!
**[14:14] ---**
We'll use this to turn everything into fakes,
**[14:17] ---**
and confuse the heck out
of those Pekoponians, sir!
**[14:20] ---**
Gero gero ge.
**[14:22] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Now, you hold in that hand A morsel of tuna. by 623
**[14:26] ---**
The autograph I got from 623-san...
***SIGN*** Hinata Natsumi Very well done. 100
**[14:28] ---**
My test I got 100 on...
***SIGN*** Hinata Natsumi Try hard to improve. 0
**[14:31] ---**
How dare you turn them all into fakes!
**[14:34] ---**
Ah... she already confiscated it.
**[14:36] ---**
Now, then.
**[14:38] ---**
What will happen if I shoot
you with this, I wonder...?
**[14:42] ---**
Gero...
**[14:46] ---**
Fuyuki, the rain has gotten stronger.
**[14:49] ---**
I advise against this.
**[14:51] ---**
Alisa-chan...
**[14:52] ---**
Why are you constantly
getting in my way?
**[14:58] ---**
Hmph. Let's go, Fuyuki.
**[15:01] ---**
Okay...
**[15:12] ---**
Fuyuki, we're almost there.
**[15:14] ---**
Ah, right.
**[15:36] ---**
Isn't that...?!
**[15:38] ---**
Sassie!
**[15:46] ---**
A paper decoration...
**[15:49] ---**
Who did this?
**[15:50] ---**
Grandpa.
***SIGN*** Piiko
**[15:59] ---**
When I was little, I was
so proud of my grandpa.
**[16:04] ---**
So proud that my grandpa
had found Sassie.
**[16:07] ---**
But he said that it was all a lie
before he passed away.
**[16:13] ---**
And then every day after that,
**[16:14] ---**
my friends started making fun of me.
**[16:18] ---**
The Sassie my grandpa found
might have been a lie.
**[16:22] ---**
But the one I found was the real thing...
**[16:25] ---**
It wasn't a stupid fake.
I really believed that.
**[16:28] ---**
But even the one I saw...
**[16:30] ---**
...was that paper thing...
**[16:32] ---**
We still don't know that. It's not
certain that Sassie isn't real.
**[16:47] ---**
Fuyuki...
**[16:50] ---**
Let's just get back to shore for now.
**[17:03] ---**
Alisa! Over there!
**[17:08] ---**
Fuyuki.
***SIGN*** Squidge
**[17:29] ---**
F-Fuyuki...
**[17:45] ---**
It's real...
**[17:47] ---**
Sassie really...
**[17:49] ---**
...exists!
**[17:53] ---**
Are you okay?
**[17:54] ---**
Of course I'm okay!
**[18:05] ---**
What I saw really was the real Sassie!
**[18:10] ---**
But... why did Grandpa...
**[18:12] ---**
...say that it was a lie?
**[18:14] ---**
To protect these two.
**[18:17] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[18:23] ---**
Are these two... parent and child?!
**[18:30] ---**
Yes.
**[18:32] ---**
The old man who once found the legendary
plesiosaur Sassie in this lake
**[18:37] ---**
became an instant celebrity in this village.
***SIGN*** Sassie Souvenirs
**[18:40] ---**
Tourists looking for Sassie
turned up in droves,
***SIGN*** The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie Lake Sashida
**[18:42] ---**
and the villagers' lives were enriched.
**[18:45] ---**
But the ecosystem of the lake
deteriorated as a result,
**[18:49] ---**
the water became polluted,
**[18:50] ---**
and it became a harsh environment
for Sassie to live in.
**[18:56] ---**
If I hadn't discovered you,
**[18:59] ---**
I know you'd have been able to live
a quieter and happier life.
**[19:04] ---**
And then he found out
that Sassie had a child.
**[19:08] ---**
So you were female!
**[19:10] ---**
I see! That's why he changed
the name to "Piiko," a girls' name!
**[19:16] ---**
The old man regretted his great mistake.
**[19:20] ---**
So, just before he died, to hide the
existence of Sassie from the public,
***SIGN*** Sassie Sashida
**[19:24] ---**
he made a false confession
that it was all a hoax.
**[19:29] ---**
So Daddy says.
**[19:33] ---**
Grandpa turned himself into a liar
to protect these two.
**[19:54] ---**
But why didn't you try to
hunt Sassie, like usual?
**[19:59] ---**
When we visited this land several years ago,
**[20:02] ---**
we did indeed try to hunt Sassie.
**[20:06] ---**
Please... for the sake of her
unborn child... please...
**[20:10] ---**
...let Piiko go...
**[20:13] ---**
I, too, have Alisa to protect.
**[20:16] ---**
Sassie was in the same circumstances.
I couldn't bring myself to hunt her.
**[20:21] ---**
I see.
**[20:22] ---**
Fuyuki? Who are you talking to?
**[20:25] ---**
Ah... uh... um...
**[20:27] ---**
Hey! Quit it!
**[20:30] ---**
She must have the same smell as her grandpa.
**[20:34] ---**
Daddy.
**[20:35] ---**
Mm-hm. We should go now.
**[20:37] ---**
Are you going somewhere again?
**[20:38] ---**
We are thinking about paying a visit
to a certain Scottish loch next.
**[20:44] ---**
See you again, Fuyuki.
**[20:48] ---**
Scottish...? Wait, surely not!
**[20:52] ---**
The next day.
***SIGN*** UMA News Giant Creatures Urban Legends Extinct Animals (NEW) The Girl Was Seeing Things After All? Sassie was radio-controlled. Next time, we head to Osaka. Chupacabra sighting info!
**[20:54] ---**
"The Girl Was Seeing Things After All?"
**[20:56] ---**
"Sassie was radio-controlled."
**[20:58] ---**
Nice going, Futaba-chan.
**[21:00] ---**
So the new witness information
was fake, too, sir?
**[21:04] ---**
Sarge!
**[21:05] ---**
You look kinda...
**[21:07] ---**
Yes. I realize now that
fakes are bad, sirrumble.
**[21:11] ---**
Poor Sergeant Keroro,
himself turned into a fake.
***SIGN*** "From the stub of your broken cigarette" Gun
***SIGN*** Welcome to Lake Sashida
***SIGN*** The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie
Lake Sashida
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
With your small body, you cheer me up.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
**[21:49] [SONG] ---**
You see, you see, you see...
**[21:49] [SONG] ---**
Hora hora hora
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
You see, you see, you see...
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Hora hora hora
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
If you lose your way in the darkness,
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
And come to catch you.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Wait there for me.
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Matte ite
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
I trust you. I trust you.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
It's our passphrase.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Bokura no aikotoba
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
The flower blooming in my heart
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Is your smile.
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
kimi no egao da yo
**[23:07] ---**
Tamama here! You should have
lots of tasty things in autumn!
***SIGN*** Smack Smack Smack Smack
**[23:10] ---**
Sweet potatoes and mont blanc!
**[23:12] ---**
Moon-viewing dumplings
and kabocha pudding,
**[23:13] ---**
kuri kinton and sweet-potato paste!
**[23:15] ---**
Ah, matsutakes are out of the question!
***SIGN*** Tamama Tango
**[23:17] ---**
Rich little me got tired
of eating them. Tee hee hee!
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that! Tamama tango!
**[23:23] ---**
"Keroro: Wanna Chew Some Gum, Sir?"
***SIGN*** Dangle
**[23:26] ---**
"Tamama: Tamama Tango, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!