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E352 - Nabebe: The Dark Hot Pot Master, Sir! / Natsumi: 623's True Identity, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
[01:32] ---
    Cold, isn't it? At times like this,
    what you want is...
[01:36] ---
    How's about a dark hot pot?
[01:38] ---
    Dark hot pot?
[01:40] ---
    They put sandals and light bulbs
    in those things, don't they?
[01:43] ---
    No.
[01:44] ---
    Sis... Dark hot pot does have at least the basic
    rule that you can't put in anything inedible.
[01:52] ---
    Huh? Really?
[01:54] ---
    It sounds fun! Let's give it a try!
[01:56] ---
    Well... okay.
[02:00] ---
    So? What do we have to do to prepare?
[02:03] ---
    Leave all the preparations to me, ma'am!
SIGN    Event organizer
SIGN    Dark hot pot
[02:06] ---
    Let's make this a big event, ma'am!
[02:13] ---
    Nabebe: The Dark Hot Pot Master, Sir!
SIGN    Dunnnnn...
[02:24] ---
    Wh-What is this?!
[02:26] ---
    What do you mean what?
    It's a dark hot pot, ma'am!
[02:29] ---
    S-Sarge...
[02:30] ---
    Is this... Keron-style?
[02:32] ---
    Of course, sir!
[02:34] ---
    Fuyuki, we're leaving.
[02:36] ---
    It'll be fine, ma'am!
[02:39] ---
    Even you two Pekoponians
    should find it quite enjoyable, sir.
[02:42] ---
    Noooo, I won't!
[02:45] ---
    Come on, just sit down already.
[02:47] ---
    I cannot wait for the dark hot pot!
[02:50] ---
    You will feel quite refreshed!
[02:52] ---
    Refreshed?
[02:55] ---
    Welcoming the Dark Hot Pot Master,
    Nabebe-sama!
[03:02] ---
    Dark Hot Pot Master?
[03:08] ---
    Would you be the ones desirous of
    holding a dark hot pot this evening?
[03:14] ---
    Then let it be so!
[03:21] ---
    Now, we shall conduct a dark hot pot, nabe!
[03:24] ---
    What's with this period drama?
[03:28] ---
    Come, come, Nabebe-sama, please, sit!
[03:33] ---
    Without more ado.
[03:39] ---
    Come forth, darkness of the heart.
[03:44] ---
    So!
[03:46] ---
    At the ends of the chopsticks: a music box!
[03:48] ---
    A... A music box?!
[03:51] ---
    There's weird stuff in there, after all!
[03:54] ---
    This is... I think, Dororo's...
[03:57] ---
    Correct.
[03:58] ---
    That is the music box I so valued as a child.
[04:03] ---
    That day,
[04:04] ---
    I determined that it was
    my little brother who broke it,
[04:07] ---
    Say sorry to your brother!
SIGN    Little Brother
[04:08] ---
    Say sorry! Say sorry!
SIGN    Darkness of the Heart
[04:12] ---
    However... the true culprit was...
[04:18] ---
    The one who broke your precious music box...
[04:21] ---
    ...was me!!
[04:23] ---
    At that time,
[04:24] ---
    I learned that I had been a foolish brother,
    who had endlessly blamed his innocent sibling.
[04:37] ---
    I'm sorry!
SIGN    Refreshed
[04:38] ---
    Your older brother was an idiot!
[04:40] ---
    I feel so refreshed!
SIGN    Refreshed...
    Refreshed...
[04:41] ---
    He ate it!
[04:41] ---
    Refreshed! Refreshed!
[04:42] ---
    What? What's going on?
[04:45] ---
    All people carry some weight
    upon their heart.
[04:48] ---
    That is the darkness of the heart.
[04:51] ---
    When I, the master of the dark hot pot,
    extract this from the dark hot pot,
[04:54] ---
    he who recognizes it as his shall dine upon it,
    and in so doing, instantly feel great relief.
SIGN    Munch Munch
[04:58] ---
    Refreshed!
[04:59] ---
    That is the Keron-style dark hot pot.
[05:03] ---
    Well, I guess now we can put
    the music box affair behind us!
[05:07] ---
    Commander-dono.
[05:08] ---
    That will not do.
[05:10] ---
    G-Gero...
[05:12] ---
    Sorry...
[05:13] ---
    Then we shall proceed to the next, nabe.
[05:17] ---
    School desk!
[05:19] ---
    Look, there's no way that fit in the pot!
[05:21] ---
    Whose is this?!
[05:22] ---
    H-Here. It's mine.
SIGN    Darkness of the Heart
[05:25] ---
    On some Valentine's Day,
    he even prepared a school desk,
[05:28] ---
    and thought Natsumi-chan
    had given him chocolates,
[05:30] ---
    but it was actually a
    curry present from Kululu.
[05:34] ---
    Yes, I remember that.
[05:39] ---
    Refreshed!
SIGN    Refreshed
[05:42] ---
    Giroro...
[05:43] ---
    What was that desk?
[05:45] ---
    N-Nothing!
[05:47] ---
    Just a good-humored prank!
[05:49] ---
    And now... for the next darkness.
[05:54] ---
    Ahh, it is me!
[05:56] ---
    They are the letters which I once
    wrote to show off to Taruru!
SIGN    Refreshed
[06:02] ---
    Ahh, so refreshed...
SIGN    Squid Curry
    Gessosso
    Super Spicy
    2 inside, geso!
[06:05] ---
    This is the next darkness, nabe.
[06:07] ---
    A curry from the nabe?!
[06:08] ---
    That's mine!
[06:11] ---
    Well... the world of
    adults is... complicated.
SIGN    Refreshed
[06:18] ---
    Curry is great!
[06:20] ---
    Even though this doesn't taste of curry!
[06:22] ---
    Next!
[06:24] ---
    Who's the old guy?
[06:26] ---
    This is Nostradamus!
[06:28] ---
    Yes, it's mine.
[06:30] ---
    I wasn't able to keep my 500-year-old
    promise to my bearded old man.
[06:35] ---
    Or, like, promise broken?
SIGN    Refreshed
[06:39] ---
    This was the right thing to do
    to help Uncle's Pekopon invasion!
[06:44] ---
    Or, like, all's-well ends-well?
SIGN    English Spring Semester Mini Test 2-A Hinata Natsumi
[06:46] ---
    Next we have this.
SIGN    English Spring Semester Mini Test
    2-A Hinata Natsumi
[06:50] ---
    Is there no one here who recognizes this?
[06:54] ---
    Um.
[06:55] ---
    You, Lady Natsumi, ma'am?
[06:57] ---
    What's wrong with getting an 80?
[07:00] ---
    It was actually a 30...
SIGN    English Spring Semester Mini Test
[07:03] ---
    I'd never gotten a 30 before...
    so... out of shock, I...
[07:07] ---
    So petty...
[07:08] ---
    Ahhh! This stupid thing!
SIGN    Refreshed
[07:11] ---
    After that, it made me want to work
    so I'd never get that score again!
[07:14] ---
    So it was better this way!
[07:16] ---
    Looks like you're having fun, too,
    Lady Natsumi, ma'am.
[07:20] ---
    Very well. The next darkness.
[07:24] ---
    Master Nabebe!
[07:25] ---
    Not that!
[07:26] ---
    What are you doing?!
[07:27] ---
    That is taboo, nabe!
[07:29] ---
    Chesto!
[07:31] ---
    No!
[07:32] ---
    Gero?
[07:35] ---
    Run, everyone, nabe!
[07:42] ---
    Gero!
[07:43] ---
    I have failed!
[07:51] ---
    G-Gero...
[07:55] ---
    Gero!
[07:56] ---
    The crap is this?!
[08:01] ---
    All darknesses in existence have gathered,
[08:04] ---
    and have mutated into a monster.
[08:06] ---
    Your violation of the taboo has
    brought about this conclusion, nabe!
[08:09] ---
    Just that?!
[08:11] ---
    That is the nature of the dark hot pot.
    It is never "just that."
[08:16] ---
    Fuyuki!
[08:21] ---
    Help me!
[08:22] ---
    At this rate, he will be taken in
    by the darkness, nabe.
[08:25] ---
    No! Isn't there anything you can do?!
[08:28] ---
    The item we just saw serves as its core.
[08:31] ---
    If he for whom it is darkness consumes it,
[08:34] ---
    he will settle down, nabe!
[08:35] ---
    Then he's safe as long as
    the stupid frog eats that!
[08:39] ---
    Keroro!
[08:40] ---
    What is that?!
[08:42] ---
    Beats me! I don't know!
[08:43] ---
    Yes, you do! That's why
    you pushed it back down!
[08:47] ---
    I-It's a pork bun, sir!
[08:49] ---
    Pork bun?!
[08:51] ---
    Just hurry up and go eat it!
[08:53] ---
    Gero!
[08:56] ---
    Fine!
[08:57] ---
    I've got no choice but to do it, sir!
[09:03] ---
    You won't beat me!
[09:08] ---
    The darkness of my heart... this pork bun...
[09:11] ---
    If I just eat this...
[09:13] ---
    Nooooo!
[09:16] ---
    What happened?!
[09:17] ---
    It means that it is not
    Sergeant Keroro's darkness, nabe.
[09:21] ---
    Then... whose...?
[09:25] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki.
[09:27] ---
    If you don't properly face up
    to what you have done,
[09:30] ---
    you will be unable to proceed
    towards tomorrow, nabe.
[09:33] ---
    Face up... to what I've done...
[09:39] ---
    Sis!
[09:40] ---
    That pork bun is my darkness!
[09:44] ---
    Wait! Fuyuki!
[10:07] ---
    Fuyuki!
[10:09] ---
    Huh?
[10:10] ---
    Marvelous... Hinata Fuyuki.
[10:13] ---
    Gero...
[10:14] ---
    I thought we were done for, sir.
[10:18] ---
    I was in some real trouble,
[10:20] ---
    but now I feel like a weight's
    been lifted off my mind.
[10:24] ---
    But I'm a bit surprised that
    a pork bun was your darkness!
[10:28] ---
    You remember a long time ago,
     when I ate your pork bun without asking?
[10:33] ---
    After that, you didn't talk to me for a week.
[10:37] ---
    I was really depressed.
[10:41] ---
    I don't remember it at all.
[10:44] ---
    You're kidding!
[10:46] ---
    It is often the case that you are the only one
    paying mind to such a matter, nabe.
[10:50] ---
    Well!
[10:51] ---
    It was my mess-up!
    Totally thought it was my darkness!
[10:55] ---
    Why did you think it was yours?
[10:58] ---
    Because yesterday, I ate your pork bun
    without asking, see, so I—
[11:02] ---
    Uh?!
SIGN    Oh crap Oh crap
[11:02] ---
    I said it!
[11:04] ---
    So you were the one who ate it.
[11:08] ---
    Gero!!
[11:09] ---
    You stay where you are!
[11:12] ---
    Then as of this, I believe
    this matter is settled.
[11:20] ---
    Let us meet again.
[11:24] ---
    Come to think of it, Sergeant Keroro was the only
    one who didn't eat anything from the dark hot pot.
[11:26] ---
    I'm sorry, ma'am!
[11:29] ---
    If he had eaten properly, I wonder what kind
    of darkness of the heart would have emerged.
[11:33] ---
    Stupid frog!
[11:35] ---
    Forgive me!
[11:41] ---
    "A surprising truth."
[11:44] ---
    One day...
[11:48] ---
    Hey, listen! 623-san is doing a
    surprise live recording right now!
[11:52] ---
    Wow, really?
[11:54] ---
    I have to hurry, or it'll be over!
SIGN    Surprise Live Recording! 623 Radio
[11:58] ---
    623-san!
[12:03] ---
    Okay!
[12:04] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[12:08] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[12:11] ---
    Okay, that about wraps it up for today.
[12:13] ---
    See ya!
[12:17] ---
    I came as fast as I could...
[12:19] ---
    Oh, right.
[12:21] ---
    Thanks for the cinnamon rolls.
[12:25] ---
    I'll enjoy them later.
[12:29] ---
    This might be a chance to see
    623-san in the flesh!
[12:36] ---
    Well, I got my hands on them.
    So far, so good...
[12:38] ---
    But how can I go about
    giving them to Natsumi?
[12:43] ---
    What?
[12:46] ---
    N-Natsumi...
[12:50] ---
    G-Giroro?
[12:56] ---
    Natsumi: 623's Identity, Sir!
[13:04] ---
    Surely... 623-san can't be...
[13:08] ---
    No, that's impossible...
[13:12] ---
    But... could that all be coincidence?
[13:15] ---
    He was backstage at 623-san's studio,
[13:17] ---
    holding cinnamon rolls from the same store
    as the ones 623-san was holding.
[13:22] ---
    Is that the reason 623-san
    hides his identity?!
[13:25] ---
    No, get a grip, it can't—
[13:27] ---
    Natsumi!
[13:28] ---
    G-Giroro?!
[13:30] ---
    What's up?!
[13:32] ---
    Well...
[13:33] ---
    I have some of the cinnamon rolls
    you were talking about the other day.
[13:37] ---
    Do you want some?
[13:44] ---
    It's really okay for me to eat them?
[13:46] ---
    As if you need to hold back for me.
[13:51] ---
    Thanks for the cinnamon rolls.
[13:54] ---
    I'll enjoy them later.
[13:56] ---
    It's impossible, but...
[13:58] ---
    ...the 623-san I've been chasing
    all this time, it couldn't be...
[14:01] ---
    Hey!
[14:03] ---
    What's wrong?
[14:04] ---
    N-Nothing, really!
[14:07] ---
    Hey, I wanted to ask, how did you get these?
[14:09] ---
    I just happened to be passing the store.
[14:14] ---
    Really?
[14:15] ---
    Y-Yes, really!
[14:16] ---
    Just a coincidence!
[14:21] ---
    623-san's identity is the corporal?
[14:24] ---
    That's impossible.
[14:26] ---
    It must just be a series of
    coincidences, don't you think?
[14:31] ---
    You really think so?
SIGN    Kululu
[14:34] ---
    You want me to turn
    Giroro-senpai's voice into 623's?
[14:37] ---
    You mean with thiiiiis?
SIGN    Nice voice...
[14:40] ---
    Nyoooo!
SIGN    Voice-Changing Bowtie
[14:41] ---
    Voice-Changing Bowtie!
[14:43] ---
    Why do you have a gadget like that?!
[14:47] ---
    Not at liberty to tell ya that.
[14:52] ---
    Stupid frog!
[14:53] ---
    Gero?
[14:54] ---
    Um, listen.
[14:55] ---
    Has Giroro... been hiding anything from me?
[14:59] ---
    What's this all of a sudden, ma'am?
[15:01] ---
    Well, I'm sure he's hiding
    a whole lot of things, ma'am,
[15:06] ---
    but what about you? You seem like
    you're hiding something, ma'am.
[15:09] ---
    N-No, I'm not!
[15:11] ---
    Bye!
[15:16] ---
    There's something behind this!
[15:21] ---
    Bugging me...
[15:25] ---
    623 Radio is about to start!
[15:28] ---
    That's it!
[15:29] ---
    The radio show is broadcast live.
[15:31] ---
    If Giroro is 623-san,
    he definitely shouldn't be here!
[15:37] ---
    Giroro, are you here?
SIGN    Out I will be right back.
[15:41] ---
    Giro...ro...
[15:43] ---
    Fuyuki!!
[15:47] ---
    What's wrong?
[15:49] ---
    Bad news...
[15:50] ---
    Giroro's not here...
[15:52] ---
    623-san's radio show is
    about to start any moment!
[15:55] ---
    The fact that Giroro
    isn't here right now means...!
[15:58] ---
    Coincidence, coincidence.
[16:00] ---
    And it looks like he can change his voice
    as much as he wants with Kululu's gadgets!
[16:04] ---
    He might be able to change his voice,
[16:07] ---
    but he can't change how he talks, right?
[16:11] ---
    Next up, this poem.
[16:14] ---
    What do people need in order to be people?
[16:16] ---
    Small hopes.
[16:18] ---
    A little kindness.
[16:20] ---
    If I likened it to a snack,
[16:22] ---
    it would be sweet-smelling cinnamon rolls.
[16:25] ---
    I'd love it if we could eat them together.
SIGN    Cinnamon Rolls
[16:30] ---
    Hm? Is this what the atmosphere
    was like just now?
[16:34] ---
    Giroro...
[16:36] ---
    At that time...
[16:37] ---
    ...a suspicious shadow
    was visible beyond the door!
[16:40] ---
    Gero gerori.
[16:41] ---
    I can't let these coincidences
    go by unexploited, sir.
[16:46] ---
    You want me to pretend to be 623?!
[16:49] ---
    Listen, you!
[16:50] ---
    Lady Natsumi is infatuated with 623, sir!
[16:54] ---
    Check it out, yo! Come on, baby!
[16:54] ---
    If 623's identity was you, Giroro,
[16:57] ---
    Ahnn, darling!
[16:57] ---
    Lady Natsumi would obey
    your every word, sir!
SIGN    (Note) This is a conceptualization.
[17:02] ---
    Natsumi would do what I say?!
[17:05] ---
    Food!
[17:05] ---
    Yes, sir!
[17:05] [SONG] ---
    I am Giroro, a daredevil soldier.
[17:07] ---
    Bath!
[17:08] ---
    Yes, sir!
SIGN    Sleeping bag
[17:10] ---
    Sleep...
[17:10] ---
    Yes, sir...
[17:18] ---
    She thought I was Giroro?
[17:23] ---
    Sounds pretty funny.
[17:25] ---
    I'd have liked to have been there for that.
[17:28] ---
    Wouldn't work if the actual 623 showed up.
[17:32] ---
    Good point.
[17:35] ---
    Huh? Am I catching a cold?
[17:38] ---
    And the time for the radio show
    came around once more.
[17:42] ---
    If I use this...
[17:44] ---
    ...he says she'll listen to me, but...
[17:48] ---
    Giroro!
[17:52] ---
    Na-Natsumi...
[17:55] ---
    Giroro... um...
[17:58] ---
    W-Would you...
[18:01] ---
    ...come to... my room?
[18:06] ---
    Huh?!
[18:10] ---
    Wh-Wh-What do you want with me here?
[18:14] ---
    Giroro...
[18:16] ---
    Please...
[18:17] ---
    Stay here for a bit.
[18:19] ---
    I... I can't just stay here...
[18:22] ---
    I have to... take care of my weapons, and...
[18:25] ---
    I... I'm a Keronian!
[18:27] ---
    And you're a Pekoponian!
[18:30] ---
    Wa— Time out!!
[18:34] ---
    W-Wait a sec...
[18:39] ---
    Stop it, Natsumi...
[18:41] ---
    We...
[18:46] ---
    If you're not 623-san,
[18:48] ---
    the radio program should start
    without anything going wrong!
[18:53] ---
    Giroro-san, what were you expecting?
[18:57] ---
    Our sincere apologies. Normally, we would
    bring you 623 Radio at this time,
[19:01] ---
    but 623-san is unable to make this
    broadcast due to a sudden illness.
[19:06] ---
    So, we will be making a sudden change
    to the program schedule.
[19:09] ---
    The super-popular Hollywood star,
[19:11] ---
    George Nakata, is here in Japan,
    and we have an interview for you.
[19:15] ---
    Then... 623-san's identity is...
[19:18] ---
    N-No, this isn't—
[19:21] ---
    So... you have been using that
    to do the 623 Radio programs.
[19:26] ---
    I can't believe 623-san was you, Giroro.
[19:29] ---
    I... I...
[19:32] ---
    I'm thrilled!
[19:34] ---
    What? Is that how it works?
[19:36] ---
    I can't believe the person I've
    admired was so close to me!
SIGN    Common Sense Common Sense Common Sense
[19:39] ---
    Giroro was conflicted.
[19:41] ---
    If this continued,
    he would be lying to Natsumi!
SIGN    Natsumi Natsumi Natsumi Natsumi
[19:44] ---
    But this chance was hard to let by!
[19:46] ---
    These two were being weighed
    against each other!
SIGN    Common Sense
SIGN    Natsumi
[19:54] ---
    You finally found me out.
[19:55] ---
    Oh, well.
[19:57] ---
    I'm sorry for hiding it all of this time.
[20:01] ---
    623-san!
[20:02] ---
    Would you...
[20:03] ---
    Would you write a poem just for me?!
[20:07] ---
    Sure I will!
[20:09] ---
    Gero gerori.
[20:10] ---
    Just as planned!
SIGN    Poem Was Not Written In A Day
SIGN    Poem Was Not Written in a Day One Day, One Poem Poems Only Poems of Hell
[20:19] ---
    623-san, your tea is ready...
[20:22] ---
    Thank you, Natsumi-chan.
[20:26] ---
    How is your poem coming along?
[20:29] ---
    Oh, not bad.
SIGN    Big ships big guns policy Crawling forward In camo Night search ops Hit-and-run Through the day, through the week You and I are cherry blossoms of the same years Air supremacy Bridgehead The Ideal Boy's Gang
[20:36] ---
    This is 623-san's poem?
[20:40] ---
    Why don't we turn the radio on
    for a change of pace?
[20:46] ---
    Sorry for taking last week off!
[20:48] ---
    623 here!
[20:51] ---
    Today we have a special long version!
[20:53] ---
    And of course, we're coming at you live!
[20:56] ---
    What's the meaning of this?
[20:59] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[21:01] ---
    Natsumi is at our command!
[21:04] ---
    Now, then, what should we make her do, sir?
[21:07] ---
    Why not make a cosplay photo collection
    for her fans all over the universe?
[21:12] ---
    Stuuuuuupiiiiiiid froooooogggg...
[21:18] ---
    Remember to fix the door!
[21:23] ---
    I can see the darkness in your heart.
[21:26] ---
    Don't be reserved. Lift up your face, nabe.
[21:30] ---
    Just as I am myself,
[21:31] ---
    I'd like you to remain yourself.
[21:34] ---
    That is the truth of everything.
[21:36] ---
    There's no way Giroro could
    ever be 623-san, after all.
[21:40] ---
    "A surprising truth."
[21:42] ---
    Sometimes you can be misled
    by a series of coincidences.
[21:47] ---
    But you made me do it...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
    Corporal Giroro here.
[23:24] ---
    My greatest enemy, Hinata Natsumi.
SIGN    Uhuhhu!
[23:26] ---
    I would like to try fighting her
    on a true battlefield.
[23:29] ---
    Together in the trench.
    Together in the minefield.
SIGN    Scoop! The identity of the principal!!
SIGN    Scoop! Ghosts Actually Exist!
[23:32] ---
    Together in the swamp!
[23:33] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:35] ---
    So you want to be alone with her, huh?
[23:37] ---
    "Ghost Girl: I'm Moving On, Sir!"
[23:41] ---
    "Giroro: Even After the Time
    to Dream Has Passed, Sir!"
[23:44] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:46] ---
    Ge-Gero!