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E45 - Keroro's Instant Dumplings of Love, Sir! / Natsumi & Momoka: CommenceOperation V for Valentine, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    1 More Day Until Valentine's Day
[01:31] ---
    February 13... It's the day before
    Valentine's Day.
SIGN    Supermarket Ooba Valentine's Fair 2005
[01:35] ---
    And the streets are filled with girls
    looking to buy chocolates.
SIGN    Happy Valentine's Day!
[01:40] ---
    However, that's not all...
SIGN    Kumamoto Azuki Beans
[01:49] ---
    Kumamoto azuki beans...
SIGN    Azuki
[01:51] ---
    Kumamoto wheat flour...
SIGN    Kumamoto Wheat Flour
SIGN    Wheat Flour
[01:54] ---
    And... Kumamoto potatoes!
SIGN    Potatoes
[01:58] ---
    We're gonna make a fortune
     on Valentine's Day.
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
[02:04] ---
    Huh?
[02:05] ---
    Um...
[02:07] ---
    Don't you know most people buy
    chocolates as their Valentine gifts?
[02:09] ---
    Hey, are you listening to me?
[02:15] ---
    Keroro's Instant Dumplings
    of Love, Sir!
SIGN    Instant Dumplings
[02:20] ---
    Instant dumplings... a specialty
    of Kumamoto Prefecture.
[02:23] ---
    A Japanese dessert with a
    mild, natural sweetness.
[02:27] ---
    What are you going to do
    with these sweet potatoes?
[02:31] ---
    Dororo...
[02:32] ---
    Are you aware that tomorrow is
    what Pekoponians call Valentine's Day?
[02:36] ---
    Would you stop it already with that act?
[02:38] ---
    May I ask what this Valentine's Day is?
[02:41] ---
    I hear Pekoponian girls declare
    their love to someone
[02:44] ---
    by giving him chocolates on that day.
[02:46] ---
    Huh? Declare their love?
[02:50] ---
    Giroro. This is for you.
     Please accept this.
[02:54] ---
    That's ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.
SIGN    Potatoes
[02:58] ---
    These Pekoponians are so illogical.
SIGN    Potatoes
[03:00] ---
    They go through all these silly rituals,
SIGN    Azuki Beans
[03:02] ---
    as if it makes any difference.
SIGN    Azuki Beans
[03:04] ---
    That's what I thought.
SIGN    Wheat Flour
SIGN    Wheat Flour
[03:06] ---
    However...
[03:07] ---
    I do know that chocolates
    sell like crazy this time of year.
[03:10] ---
    What if, instead of all those chocolates,
[03:12] ---
    they decided to buy...
    Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings instead?
[03:19] ---
    Whew...
[03:20] ---
    When these Pekoponians realize that
    this is the perfect gift for Valentine's Day,
[03:25] ---
    we'll have a total monopoly of the market.
[03:28] ---
    Our invasion funds will be
     practically limitless.
[03:31] ---
    Th-That seems like a good plan.
[03:34] ---
    I like the fact that we will be making
    a product that signifies love for others.
[03:38] ---
    Wholehearted participation.
SIGN    Wholehearted Participation
SIGN    Instant Dumplings
[03:42] ---
    We'll sell tons of instant dumplings.
[03:44] ---
    Their whole world will be
    buried in instant dumplings, sir!
[03:48] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand
SIGN    Instant Dumplings
[03:53] ---
    I am off to sell these.
[03:56] ---
    Good luck, sir.
[03:58] ---
    We may do our best to sell,
    but there's a limit to what we can do.
[04:01] ---
    I hope you don't intend to
    make us sell them like that, as well.
[04:04] ---
    Gero! Everything's taken care of, sir.
[04:06] ---
    Huh?
[04:07] ---
    Even as we speak, Kululu is setting up
     a sales website on the Internet, sir.
SIGN    Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand Healthy
[04:11] ---
    Ohh!
SIGN    Instant Dumplings
[04:14] ---
    Upload complete.
SIGN    Today's Special
    Instant Dumplings
[04:17] ---
    I've also made them available
    via TV shopping!
[04:17] ---
    Our special offer for the day.
     Special instant dumplings.
[04:20] ---
    I also placed some ads on the radio.
[04:20] ---
    These Instant Dumplings are great!
    You've got to try one!
SIGN    Instant Dumplings
[04:23] ---
    Instant dumplings will be
    the next big thing, sir!
[04:26] ---
    Instant Dumplings marketing plan... Step 1.
SIGN    Instant Dumplings Marketing Plan 1
SIGN    10 Sisters Department Store Valentine's Fair 2005 Now On
[04:31] ---
    This idea of selling instant dumplings
[04:33] ---
    in place of Valentine's Day chocolates
     is a really great idea.
[04:37] ---
    Didn't I tell you?!
    So how many can you sell?
[04:40] ---
    I'd like to taste them first.
[04:43] ---
    Go ahead.
[04:44] ---
    Chomp!
[04:44] ---
    Some of you may have
    forgotten who this is, but...
[04:47] ---
    ...this is the demonstration
    sales-type alien Gail,
SIGN    Big Sale Special Price Cheap
[04:50] ---
    who has the gift of gab and an
    honest look that charms Earthlings
[04:52] ---
    into buying weird and unusual
     alien products.
[04:55] ---
    With his tremendous abilities,
[04:57] ---
    he's gone nationwide through TV shopping.
SIGN    Asset Flow Asset Flow
[05:00] ---
    These are really delicious.
[05:02] ---
    Didn't I tell you?!
[05:04] ---
    I'm sure it will be a big hit if you
     endorse it on your program.
[05:07] ---
    Just one thing. We're not allowed
    to handle this type of product.
[05:10] ---
    Gero! But why?
[05:11] ---
    What's essential to a product
    is its impact, price, and benefits.
[05:16] ---
    Take for example... Look here.
[05:19] ---
    That's just an ordinary yam.
[05:21] ---
    Oh no, no, no... Examine it closely.
[05:24] ---
    Look here.
[05:25] ---
    Just for you, I'm offering
    a special limited deal
[05:30] ---
    on this select high-grade
    alien sweet potato. Here.
[05:34] ---
    Do you mean that?
[05:35] ---
    If you order from us right now... look!
SIGN    On Sale Now
SIGN    Yam-Digging Super Technique VHS Version: Playable Anywhere
[05:38] ---
    You'll get this special video,
    Yam-Digging Super Technique.
[05:42] ---
    And on DVD as well, absolutely free.
SIGN    Yam-Digging!! Super Technique! One-sided Double-layered Super Bit DVD Version
[05:45] ---
    With a CD-ROM version, to boot.
SIGN    Yam-Digging For PC Users
SIGN    Yam Figurine
    It can be used as
    a bottle cap, too.
    Not for Sale
[05:47] ---
    You'll even get this yam figurine, as well.
[05:50] ---
    Our prices are rock bottom.
    Grab this chance now.
[05:53] ---
    Wow! I'll buy it all!
SIGN    Sold
[05:58] ---
    So, he suckered you into
    buying this mountain of yams?
[06:03] ---
    Oh, c'mon... I wasn't suckered at all...
[06:06] ---
    Just look at these.
    I also got this yam figurine.
[06:08] ---
    And I have the DVD and everything.
[06:10] ---
    Are you that stupid?
SIGN    Space Yams
SIGN    Kumamoto Potatoes
[06:12] ---
    Did you forget that we still have
[06:14] ---
    all these Kumamoto sweet potatoes left?
[06:15] ---
    Calm down, Giroro.
[06:17] ---
    Don't you see that now we'll be able to make
[06:19] ---
    even more instant dumplings?!
[06:21] ---
    Kululu! Speed up the production line!
[06:25] ---
    Okay. Click.
SIGN    Production Line Here goes
SIGN    Potatoes
SIGN    Azuki Beans
[06:40] ---
    Whew.
[06:41] ---
    Do you really think we
    should be making so many?
[06:44] ---
    Just watch me.
[06:48] ---
    Instant Dumplings marketing plan... Step 2.
SIGN    Instant Dumplings Marketing Plan 2
[06:51] ---
    Let's get to our first letter.
[06:54] ---
    It's from Inner-Tokyo,
     and her name is Natchi-san!
[06:57] ---
    Finally! That's my letter!
[06:58] ---
    "There's this someone I really like.
[07:00] ---
    I want him to know how
    I feel this Valentine's Day.
[07:03] ---
    623-san, please give me some advice
    on what I should do."
[07:07] ---
    Oh, please do!
[07:09] ---
    Let me think...
[07:10] ---
    It doesn't matter what
    the other person feels.
[07:12] ---
    Natchi-san, why don't you just let him know
     exactly how you feel?
[07:16] ---
    I wouldn't have asked you
    if I had the nerve to do that...
[07:20] ---
    I'll let you in on a secret, Natchi-san.
    I know this magic spell
[07:22] ---
    that can help you gain the
    courage to open up to him.
[07:24] ---
    Huh?! C'mon, tell me.
[07:25] ---
    If you put something made from
    human bone inside your nostril...
[07:28] ---
    What is it?! Nostril...?
[07:31] ---
    Put what in your nostril?!
SIGN    Toot, toot, toot...
[07:35] ---
    Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings presents...
[07:38] ---
    ...the "Extraordinary Dopamine"!
[07:41] ---
    Huh?!
[07:42] ---
    Woohoo. Toot toot.
[07:44] ---
    All you radio listeners out there,
[07:46] ---
    we've got some really exciting news for you.
[07:48] ---
    Yeah!
[07:49] ---
    Those stupid frogs!
[07:51] ---
    For Valentine's Day, chocolates are passé.
SIGN    Instant Dumplings
[07:55] ---
    Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings
    are now the in thing.
[07:58] ---
    Even the most unattractive girls
[07:59] ---
    become instantly popular with the boys
    when they give instant dumplings.
[08:02] ---
    Th-That is correct.
[08:04] ---
    Mmm... And they taste so light,
    you will want to eat as many as you can.
[08:07] ---
    So, give the 100-dumpling set
    to that special someone.
[08:10] ---
    Instant dumplings!
[08:11] ---
    With 1,000-dumpling sets,
    you get two extra absolutely free.
[08:14] ---
    Or, like, super bargain?
[08:17] ---
    That's Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings.
[08:19] ---
    Call us right now to order.
SIGN    Toll Free Nationwide...
[08:21] ---
    Call toll free, at 0120...
[08:23] ---
    You stupid frogs!
[08:25] ---
    All because of you,
    I couldn't hear 623-san's magic spell!
SIGN    Pow, Crack, Bang...
[08:35] ---
    Oh, well...
[08:36] ---
    There's still the
    Internet shopping with Kululu.
SIGN    Instant
    Dumplings
[08:39] ---
    This had better work according to plan.
[08:42] ---
    If not, there will be no tomorrow for us.
[08:44] ---
    Kululu. How's it going?
[08:47] ---
    You wanna see?
SIGN    Wait a sec...
SIGN    How about instant dumplings for your Valentine?
[08:51] ---
    Oh...
[08:53] ---
    That's a really cool home page.
[08:56] ---
    So, how many have you sold so far?
[08:58] ---
    Hey, don't rush me, okay? Click.
SIGN    Instant Dumplings Click here for your Order Form...
SIGN    Current Number of Orders
[09:02] ---
    Ohhh.
SIGN    0 Pieces
[09:04] ---
    Zero?!
[09:06] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Instant
    Dumplings
[09:07] ---
    You mean we haven't even
     sold one dumpling?
[09:09] ---
    L-Let's find out what
    they're saying about it.
SIGN    Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings Ver.2.14 Message Board Topic: Makes me sick Author: Heart Breaker Date of Post: 2005/02/13 Message: What do they mean by "allowing you to buy"?
[09:13] ---
    "What do they mean by
    'allowing you to buy'?"
[09:14] ---
    "How can it be more expensive per piece
     when you buy a set?"
[09:17] ---
    "How could you reveal private
    information about me on your site?"
[09:20] ---
    "I access a page and my
    computer crashes. You scoundrel."
[09:24] ---
    Hey, jerkface. What did you do?
[09:30] ---
    Don't tell me...
[09:32] ---
    ...these are all still unsold?!
[09:46] ---
    Or, like, product failure?
SIGN    Still making more
[09:48] ---
    They're still making more.
[09:53] ---
    Dumplings, dumplings... instant dumplings.
SIGN    Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings
SIGN    Instant Dumplings
[09:56] ---
    Instant dumplings... Would you like some?
[09:58] ---
    For Valentine's Day,
    some very healthy... instant dumplings!
[10:03] ---
    Hey.
[10:04] ---
    Huh?
[10:04] ---
    Why are they called
    instant dumplings, anyway?
[10:07] ---
    Why?
[10:08] ---
    Well...
[10:10] ---
    Let's go, son.
[10:13] ---
    It seems the word "instant"
    can also mean "simple."
[10:19] ---
    With unexpected guests, for example,
[10:21] ---
    you can serve these dumplings right away.
    There are many explanations.
[10:24] ---
    Honestly, I am not really sure
    why they are called that, as such.
[10:28] ---
    Oh... So that's it...
[10:35] ---
    May I have one of your dumplings?
SIGN    Keroro Brand Instant Dumplings
[10:38] ---
    Oh! I would be delighted.
[10:41] ---
    Yay!
[10:42] ---
    Please come again.
SIGN    Love Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand
[10:44] ---
    I beg you. Please buy some instant dumplings.
    I beg you! Please buy some instant dumplings!
[10:52] ---
    Ohh.
SIGN    Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand
[10:57] ---
    I know.
[10:58] ---
    I might feel warmer if I ate
    some of these instant dumplings...
SIGN    Love Instant Dumplings
[11:11] ---
    Under the falling snow,
[11:12] ---
    Sergeant Keroro eats instant dumplings
     to warm his cold body.
[11:16] ---
    Then he's up and selling
    instant dumplings again.
[11:21] ---
    Uncle, please eat your fill.
[11:26] ---
    Wait, Mois-chan is still making more?!
SIGN    Supermarket Ooba Valentine's Fair 2005
SIGN    We're sold out.
[11:39] ---
    The night before Valentine's Day.
[11:41] ---
    While Sergeant Keroro totally
    failed to sell all the instant dumplings,
[11:44] ---
    a delivery from Ghana
[11:46] ---
    was being airlifted straight
    to the Nishizawa mansion.
[12:03] ---
    Natsumi & Momoka: Commence
    Operation V for Valentine, Sir!
[12:13] ---
    I apologize for getting here late.
[12:15] ---
    The Special Procurement Team
    has returned safe and sound.
[12:19] ---
    Good. Unload them carefully.
    We don't have much time.
[12:23] ---
    Move it! Milady is waiting for this!
[12:26] ---
    Milady Momoka!
    We have brought the cacao beans
[12:29] ---
    from Ghana here for you.
[12:31] ---
    That'll do, Yoshiokadaira.
SIGN    Swish
SIGN    Swish
[12:37] ---
    I'll take it from here.
[12:40] ---
    We'll pray for your success.
[12:42] ---
    This will be the secret weapon
    for my holy crusade.
SIGN    Product of Ghana Premium Grade Cacao Beans
[12:46] ---
    Premium-grade cacao beans from Ghana.
[12:51] ---
    Fuyuki-kun is gonna love each bite
SIGN    Love
[12:54] ---
    of my premium Valentine chocolates
    sweetened by my feelings for him.
[12:56] ---
    Nishizawa Momoka,
    even more passionate than usual.
SIGN    February 14 Valentine's Day Morning
[13:01] ---
    Finally, it's February 14.
[13:05] ---
    Valentine's Day morning.
[13:08] ---
    Here's another person who's
    into the spirit of the occasion.
[13:14] ---
    I hope Saburo-senpai will accept
    my feelings for him.
[13:22] ---
    H-He's here...
SIGN    Squeeze
[13:30] ---
    Sabu...
[13:30] ---
    Oh, Sis, what're you doing here?
[13:33] ---
    F-Fuyuki!
[13:34] ---
    G'morning.
[13:35] ---
    Oh, good morning.
[13:38] ---
    Ohh...
SIGN    Kissho Academy
[13:44] ---
    H-He's here...
SIGN    Squeeze
[13:48] ---
    H-Have courage!
    You can do it, Momoka!
[13:51] ---
    Excuse me...
[13:52] ---
    Huh?
[13:53] ---
    What?!
[13:55] ---
    Um, Hinata-kun?
[13:57] ---
    Yeah?
[13:58] ---
    What does she want from him?
[14:00] ---
    I just... I hope...
[14:03] ---
    Here! Please accept this!
[14:06] ---
    What?!
[14:08] ---
    Huh? O-Okay...
[14:13] ---
    What was that all about?
[14:15] ---
    How nice...
[14:18] ---
    Popular guys are so lucky...
[14:19] ---
    We never get any...
[14:21] ---
    Aren't you gonna share that?
[14:23] ---
    W-What's this?
[14:25] ---
    It's like a strange aura of
    jealousy and hatred surrounding me.
[14:35] ---
    Huh? This time it feels even stronger.
[14:40] ---
    That stupid girl...
[14:43] ---
    How could I have let her
    get the jump on me?!
[14:48] ---
    Huh...?
[14:50] ---
    Heh. It completely burst apart.
[14:54] ---
    That should help pacify milady Momoka.
[14:58] ---
    Milady... We have backup covered.
[15:02] ---
    You idiots!
SIGN    You idiot!
[15:04] ---
    Don't butt in!
[15:06] ---
    This is my battle.
[15:09] ---
    It's meaningless unless I win on my own.
[15:13] ---
    It... it just is.
[15:17] ---
    So, don't get involved, okay?
[15:21] ---
    Momoka-sama...
[15:23] ---
    When did you become so strong?
[15:26] ---
    I'm so proud.
[15:33] ---
    Not again!
[15:36] ---
    There are more here...
[15:38] ---
    Stop that, guys!
[15:41] ---
    Inside his locker and his desk.
[15:43] ---
    I never knew you could do those things.
[15:46] ---
    Doesn't everyone do that?
SIGN    Natsumi's chocolates
[15:56] ---
    This is the day you give instant dumplings
    to your close friends.
[16:00] ---
    That's what Dororo told me.
[16:02] ---
    I don't think you're supposed
    to believe everything you hear...
[16:06] ---
    Ohh!
[16:19] ---
    It's so hard to find the right timing
    to hand this over to him...
[16:32] ---
    Be patient, Momoka.
    You'll get your chance sooner or later.
[16:37] ---
    Just... Just wait a while...
[16:40] ---
    Huh?
[16:41] ---
    She waited way too long.
SIGN    After School
[16:51] ---
    I don't understand how this happened.
[16:54] ---
    How did I end up with all these?
[16:55] ---
    Excuse me...
[16:56] ---
    Huh?
[16:57] ---
    You're... Hinata Natsumi's little brother, right?
[17:00] ---
    Huh?
[17:01] ---
    Here. Would you please give this to her?
[17:05] ---
    To Sis?
[17:06] ---
    Right. Valentine chocolates.
[17:08] ---
    Valentine...?
[17:09] ---
    She never accepts any of these
    when we try to give them to her.
[17:13] ---
    But I heard from the others that her
    younger brother accepts them for her.
[17:17] ---
    Thanks a lot!
[17:19] ---
    Oh, I forgot. It's Valentine's Day.
[17:23] ---
    Wait... So all of these are for Sis...?
[17:31] ---
    Ohh... I never had a chance
    to give this to him.
[17:49] ---
    I guess there's no point in
    bringing this home with me.
[17:52] ---
    Natsumi-chan!
[17:54] ---
    Oh...
[17:54] ---
    Saburo-senpai!
[17:56] ---
    A-Are you on your way home?
[17:58] ---
    Yeah. How about you?
[18:00] ---
    Yes. I am, too.
[18:01] ---
    W-What do I do...?
[18:03] ---
    I can't! I really can't do it!
[18:06] ---
    It doesn't matter what
    the other person feels.
[18:08] ---
    Natchi-san, why don't you just let him know
    exactly how you feel?
[18:12] ---
    That's right... What's important is...
[18:15] ---
    What's important is...
    I just have to tell him how I feel.
[18:19] ---
    S-Saburo-senpai, I...
[18:22] ---
    Here... Please accept this.
[18:25] ---
    What is it?
[18:28] ---
    Instant dumplings?
[18:30] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand
[18:32] ---
    Th-That's what they are.
[18:35] ---
    That's what everyone buys
    when they go to Kumamoto.
[18:38] ---
    Though I didn't go there.
[18:40] ---
    These are really delicious.
[18:42] ---
    Wha...? Yes, they are.
[18:45] ---
    You never get tired of
    that light, sweet taste.
[18:47] ---
    Which is what you want
    for a long-lasting relationship!
[18:50] ---
    Of course, I mean with instant dumplings...
[18:54] ---
    Thank you... Natsumi-chan.
[19:04] ---
    Wow! I did it!
[19:13] ---
    I didn't think it would be this hard.
[19:16] ---
    I should've made better preparations
    on how to hand over the chocolate.
[19:20] ---
    So this is the end of my holy crusade...
[19:25] ---
    Maybe next year.
[19:29] ---
    Momocchi!
[19:31] ---
    Over here! Over here!
[19:31] ---
    No!
[19:33] ---
    Tama-chan?!
[19:34] ---
    I'm going to visit the sergeant
    and give him the chocolate I made.
[19:38] ---
    Momocchi, do you want to come with me?
[19:41] ---
    With you...?
[19:43] ---
    Why didn't I think of that?!
[19:45] ---
    I brought home all these boxes of chocolates.
[19:48] ---
    But not a single one of them is for me.
[19:51] ---
    I can't have one more bite...
[19:53] ---
    Hey, does it seem like there
    are more of them than before...?
[19:56] ---
    Mr. Sergeant.
[19:58] ---
    Good evening.
[19:59] ---
    Oh, it's Nishizawa-san.
[20:01] ---
    Huh? Fuyuki-kun!
[20:03] ---
    Last chance!
[20:05] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, I made
    this chocolate figure for you.
[20:12] ---
    Wha...?
SIGN    Wha...
[20:15] ---
    I used all the leftover
    chocolate Momocchi made,
[20:18] ---
    and I molded it to look just like you.
[20:21] ---
    How thoughtful of you.
    I don't know whether to laugh or to cry...
[20:26] ---
    F-Fuyuki-kun...
[20:28] ---
    Huh?
[20:28] ---
    I... I, uh... I... uh...
[20:33] ---
    I... I just want to...
[20:35] ---
    This is for you. I hope you accept it.
[20:41] ---
    Oh...
[20:43] ---
    All right! I didn't think I'd get some, too!
[20:47] ---
    I'll savor... I'll savor every bite!
[20:50] ---
    Thank you, Nishizawa-san!
[20:52] ---
    I'm really so grateful!
[20:55] ---
    F-Fuyuki-kun!
[20:57] ---
    Yay! Yay!
[20:58] ---
    It seems everyone found some bit of happiness
[21:03] ---
    on Valentine's Day this year.
[21:11] ---
    Huh? Aren't we finished yet?
[21:16] ---
    Ugh... I'm so full.
    I can't eat another bite.
SIGN    Instant Dumplings Keroro Brand
[21:19] ---
    Why do there seem to be
    more and more instant dumplings?
[21:28] ---
    Phew! Or, like, over-eating?
[21:31] ---
    Mois-chan, will you ever stop?
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:43] [SONG] ---
    Tama-tama-tama-tama Tama-tama-tama-tama...
    Sorosoro hajimeru desuu!
[21:43] [SONG] ---
    Tama-tama-tama-tama-tama-tama-tama-tama.
    Well, let us begin!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Tama-tama-tama-tama.
    This is the Tamama drawing song!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Tama-tama-tama-tama
    Tamama no ekaki uta!!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Take a big scoop of ice cream
    and eat it.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Okkina aisu sukutte tabete—
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    This rice cake and that rice cake
    are all mine. (Tee hee!)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Kocchi no daifuku mo socchi
    no daifuku mo boku no bun (ehe)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    If it's only the candies,
    you can have them!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Candy dake nara agete mo ii desuu
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Gero...
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    "Gero…"
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    I found some shortcake left on a plate.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Osara ni nokotta shoto keki mekke
    "Sore wa"
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    That's Fuyuki-kun's piece, you moron!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    "Fuyuki kun ni ageru yatsu dattsutten dayo!"
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Everybody has jealousy,
    a little here and there.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Minna no shitto o chotto zutsu
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Please share it with me... Jealousy Shot!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Wakete kure desuu shitto dama!!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    (Jealousy!)
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    (Shiii—tto!!!!)
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Put a cup on the table with
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Table no ue ni cup o oite
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Two straws for Mr. Sergeant
    and me. (Lovey-dovey!)
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Sutoro nihon gunso san to… (Love Love desuu)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Lift the tab on a can of cola!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Cola no futa o pushutto akete
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Don't shake it.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    "Fuccha dame yo"
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Now pour enough for two.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Futari bun o sosogu desuu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    But of course, I am the
    only one who will drink it.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Mochiron nomu no wa boku hitori
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    That girl is always getting in our way!
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Futari o jama suru ano onna
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Here, drink some
    wasabi juice... Yeow!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    (Wasabi jiru demo nomi agare… tsuun!)
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    A pointy heart is the sign of jealousy!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Toge toge haato shitto no shirushi
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    And here's another little jealousy! (Haa!)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Mo hitotsu omake ni puchi shitto (Haa!!)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    There you have it!
    It's Private 2nd Class Tamama! (Tama!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Tamama Nitouhei kansei desuu!!! (Tama)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    It's a wildly-welcomed
    character drawing song! Gero!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:06] ---
    This is Natsumi.
[23:07] ---
    When Valentine's Day approaches,
[23:09] ---
    you see all sorts of unusual chocolates.
[23:12] ---
    They're fun to look at, aren't they?
[23:14] ---
    Besides, once the 14th is past,
    everything gets discounted.
[23:17] ---
    I can hardly wait for that.
[23:19] ---
    That aside, next episode,
[23:20] ---
    you'll learn what it's like to be forgotten.
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro: Have You Been Forgotten, Sir?"
[23:28] ---
    Who are you, anyway...?
[23:30] ---
    Ge-Gero!