E39 - Keroro: Operation Christmas, Sir! / Keroro: Taking Charge of Year-end Housecleaning, Sir!

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    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
    Christmas.
[01:34] ---
    A day that kids all over
    the world look forward to.
[01:37] ---
    One of the biggest events of the year.
[01:41] ---
    Over here at the Hinata residence,
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
[01:42] ---
    there is also one Keronian
    who can hardly wait.
[01:47] ---
    Although... he sees it
    in a totally different way.
[01:51] ---
    This is the perfect chance
    to conquer Pekopon!
SIGN    Conquest of Pekopon
[01:57] ---
    Keroro: Operation Christmas, Sir!
[02:02] ---
    Christmas, you say?
[02:04] ---
    That's right.
[02:05] ---
    My research indicates that
    Pekoponians are most vulnerable
[02:08] ---
    to attack during the Christmas season,
    because they go crazy about it.
[02:12] ---
    So let's take advantage of it.
[02:14] ---
    This is our perfect opportunity to...
SIGN    Scoop
[02:16] ---
    Scoop! Pekopon up and make it ours.
[02:19] ---
    I see...
[02:21] ---
    But what are you really up to?
[02:23] ---
    If we conquer Pekopon,
    I'm sure HQ will issue a big bonus.
SIGN    Bonus
[02:27] ---
    A lot of cool Gundam models
    come out at the end of the year.
SIGN    Gundam Models
[02:31] ---
    On top of that, there'll be
    20-30% discounts all over the place.
SIGN    Bargain
SIGN    I knew it.
[02:36] ---
    I knew you had something else in mind.
[02:38] ---
    Still, I have no objections
    to conquering Pekopon.
[02:43] ---
    Exploiting the enemy's weakness...
    I don't dislike the idea.
[02:47] ---
    Then I guess we all agree to my plan...
[02:50] ---
    Just wait a minute.
[02:52] ---
    I shall not involve myself
[02:53] ---
    in any plan that could ruin
    the happiness of children.
[02:58] ---
    Therefore, I must depart.
[03:02] ---
    Who does he think he is?
[03:03] ---
    Hey, Mr. Sergeant!
[03:05] ---
    Mr. Sergeant,
[03:06] ---
    I regret to say I cannot
     go along with your plan, either.
[03:10] ---
    If I take part in your dastardly plan,
[03:12] ---
    I will not be able to receive
    any presents from Santa Claus.
[03:15] ---
    S-Sunta Close?
SIGN    Sunta Close?
SIGN    This is wrong
[03:18] ---
    Who in the world is that?
[03:20] ---
    Santa Claus only gives presents
    to kids who have been good.
[03:24] ---
    And that's my reason, Mr. Sergeant.
    Hope you understand.
[03:27] ---
    Hey, Tamama!
[03:28] ---
    We won't tell this Santa Claus
    anything about the plan!
[03:31] ---
    Santa Claus knows everything.
[03:34] ---
    He won't give you a present
    unless you've been good.
[03:38] ---
    I can't believe what I'm hearing.
[03:41] ---
    Santa Claus...
[03:42] ---
    Presents...
[03:44] ---
    Christmas sure raises a lot of questions.
[03:47] ---
    Let's find out more about this adversary.
[03:50] ---
    All right, men!
[03:51] ---
    Go find out everything
    there is to know about Christmas!
[03:54] ---
    Roger!
[03:55] ---
    Who's this Santa guy, anyway?
[03:57] ---
    Sounds like a devious character.
[03:59] ---
    He could be an alien
    trying to conquer Pekopon
[04:02] ---
    by gaining the people's confidence.
SIGN    That's you.
[04:05] ---
    That's you.
[04:10] ---
    In the meantime,
[04:12] ---
    I might as well surf the net
    for information about Christmas.
[04:16] ---
    I'm gonna dive into the
    information super ocean
[04:17] ---
    to find out everything I need to know!
SIGN    Results of about 15,800,000 sites...
[04:25] ---
    That's too much stuff.
[04:27] ---
    Huh? Christmas?
[04:29] ---
    That's right. Just tell me
    whatever you know about it.
[04:33] ---
    Let's see... I guess you could say
    it's basically a day for lovers.
[04:37] ---
    F-For lovers?
[04:39] ---
    It's kinda romantic.
[04:41] ---
    You can also give presents
    to people you like.
[04:42] ---
    It's a chance to get to know them better.
[04:45] ---
    P-People you like...
[04:47] ---
    Sometimes I wish I were a
    little bit more open with my feelings.
[04:51] ---
    But why are you asking me, anyway?
[04:55] ---
    Huh? Giroro?
[04:58] ---
    C-Christmas...
[05:00] ---
    L-Lovers...
[05:02] ---
    A present from Santa Claus...
[05:06] ---
    Red-nosed reindeer...
[05:10] ---
    Jingle bells...
SIGN    Christmas Special 1
[05:12] ---
    Stockings on the wall...
[05:15] ---
    Why, Christmas seems very nice.
[05:21] ---
    I was almost completely taken in
    by the magic of Christmas.
[05:24] ---
    But nothing will stop me
    from conquering Pekopon.
SIGN    In a daze
[05:31] ---
    Christ... mas...
[05:34] ---
    Giroro!
[05:35] ---
    We're now about to conquer Pekopon.
[05:38] ---
    Natsumi...
[05:40] ---
    Lovers...
[05:41] ---
    Giroro?
[05:42] ---
    Get to know better...
[05:45] ---
    Giroro!
[05:46] ---
    No, you don’t!
[05:47] ---
    Oh, it's just you. You startled me.
[05:50] ---
    I'm the one who's shocked.
[05:52] ---
    So, were you able to find out anything?
[05:55] ---
    Well, I did some research on the subject.
[05:57] ---
    I'm getting more and more
    reluctant about this plan.
[06:01] ---
    Instead of taking such
    stopgap measures,
[06:03] ---
    I'm sure there'll be many other
    opportunities to conquer them.
[06:05] ---
    Oh, c'mon!
[06:06] ---
    This is the best time to buy
    all kinds of Gundam models!
[06:08] ---
    I don't care.
[06:10] ---
    You can count me out.
[06:14] ---
    Corporal Giroro, crossed out.
[06:21] ---
    What?! Kululu!
[06:23] ---
    What do you mean, you quit? Why?
[06:28] ---
    Hi, Kulu-chan.
[06:30] ---
    I've managed to take a day off today.
[06:32] ---
    I'm thinking of having
    a Christmas party here tonight.
[06:35] ---
    You'll come, won't you?
[06:40] ---
    You know, Hinata Aki can be
    a valuable asset.
[06:43] ---
    We'd be wise not to go against her.
[06:46] ---
    But what about my bonus?
    My Gundam models?!
[06:49] ---
    You might as well give up.
[06:52] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu dropped out.
[06:59] ---
    That leaves only me to
    conquer Pekopon all by myself...
SIGN    Impossible
[07:02] ---
    It's impossible!
SIGN    Bonus
[07:04] ---
    Which means
[07:05] ---
    my bonus will be gone!
[07:07] ---
    Gundam model kits! Gundam model kits!
[07:10] ---
    Come back!
[07:17] ---
    Isn't Santa Claus supposed to give presents?
[07:23] ---
    Santa Claus!
[07:25] ---
    You may be my last hope, sir.
[07:29] ---
    Master Fuyuki. Tell me
    where I can find Santa Claus.
[07:32] ---
    Santa Claus?
[07:33] ---
    I need to know right now.
[07:35] ---
    Some people say he's in Greenland.
[07:37] ---
    They say that Santa Claus has a home there.
[07:40] ---
    Sounds good.
[07:41] ---
    Master Fuyuki, I'm much obliged.
     Greenland, right.
[07:44] ---
    Also, there's a small village
    in Lapland
[07:47] ---
    which is famous for having
    Santa Claus's house.
[07:49] ---
    There you can see Santa Claus's room,
     and you'll also have
[07:52] ---
    a chance to meet him coming down
    from the Korvatunturi fell.
[07:56] ---
    Got it, sir.
[07:57] ---
    There's more.
[07:58] ---
    Gero!
[07:59] ---
    There's more?
[08:00] ---
    There's a Swedish city called Mora
[08:02] ---
    where they say Santa Claus
    is one of the residents.
[08:04] ---
    And there's also a place in Norway,
     and there's Hiroo in Hokkaido.
[08:09] ---
    Plus Iceland and Finland...
[08:09] ---
    That's enough!
[08:10] ---
    Santa Claus! Where are you?
SIGN    Gundam MS Series
[08:13] ---
    Santa Claus!
[08:14] ---
    Santa Claus?
[08:15] ---
    Santa Claus!
[08:17] ---
    Santa Claus! Santa Claus!
    Santa Claus? Santa Claus!
[08:21] ---
    Santa Claus, where are you?
[08:24] ---
    Santa Claus knows everything.
[08:26] ---
    Santa Claus only gives presents
    to kids who have been good.
[08:30] ---
    Oh no...
[08:32] ---
    Who's this Santa guy, anyway?
[08:34] ---
    Sounds like a devious character.
[08:36] ---
    He could be an alien trying
    to conquer Pekopon.
[08:40] ---
    Bad boy.
[08:41] ---
    Santa Claus knows everything.
[08:49] ---
    It can't be.
[08:49] ---
    Oh, Santa Claus! Please forgive me!
     I was so wrong!
SIGN    Christmas Sale
[08:58] ---
    What's wrong, Keroro?
[09:01] ---
    556!
[09:03] ---
    And Lady Lavie!
SIGN    Christmas Cakes
[09:05] ---
    Why are you both dressed up like that?
[09:09] ---
    We're making a living by
    bringing smiles to all the children!
[09:12] ---
    We're working part-time.
[09:14] ---
    I want a cake.
[09:15] ---
    Oh! Well, here's a good boy!
[09:19] ---
    Merry Christmassed!
[09:21] ---
    M-Merry Christmas...
[09:23] ---
    Always keep on smiling!
[09:25] ---
    Big brother, isn't it great
    to make all these kids happy?
[09:28] ---
    Yeah! It feels great doing good to others!
[09:32] ---
    Doing good?
[09:34] ---
    Maybe if I help and
    do good deeds,
[09:36] ---
    I'll get a present
    from Santa Claus, too.
[09:39] ---
    556, I want to help bring smiles
     to the children's faces.
[09:44] ---
    Keroro! What an admirable guy!
[09:46] ---
    Okay!
[09:48] ---
    Today, we'll be working on the same team!
[09:50] ---
    We are
[09:51] ---
    two allies bound by the
    chains of true friendship!
[09:55] ---
    556!
[09:56] ---
    Keroro!
[09:57] ---
    Just one thing.
[09:58] ---
    I hope you understand that a friend
    shouldn't ask to be paid.
[10:04] ---
    Thank you for helping us.
[10:05] ---
    This is unexpectedly heavy.
[10:07] ---
    You can do it, Keroro!
[10:09] ---
    Your time limit is 30 minutes!
[10:11] ---
    Roger, sir!
[10:12] ---
    This is really hard.
[10:17] ---
    I'm back.
[10:19] ---
    Hey, good job!
[10:20] ---
    We've already prepared
    your next batch of deliveries!
[10:24] ---
    Get going! The kids are counting on you!
[10:26] ---
    Roger, sir!
[10:30] ---
    Merry Christmas.
[10:32] ---
    I am going to eat!
[10:35] ---
    Mm. Delicious.
[10:41] ---
    Cheers.
[10:42] ---
    Cheers.
[10:44] ---
    I wonder where Sarge went off to...
[10:49] ---
    Yes?
[10:50] ---
    Wow! It's Santa Claus!
[10:52] ---
    Wow!
[10:53] ---
    M-Merry Christmas, sir.
[10:59] ---
    Thank you very much, Froggy Santa Claus!
[11:01] ---
    Gero?
[11:02] ---
    Oh, don't mention it, sir!
[11:07] ---
    And so, this was how Sergeant Keroro
    spent his Christmas Eve.
[11:11] ---
    Good work.
[11:12] ---
    Great job, Keroro!
[11:14] ---
    Thank you very much!
[11:20] ---
    Huh? Sarge!
[11:21] ---
    Stupid frog!
[11:22] ---
    Are you all right?
[11:23] ---
    You just missed a great party.
[11:25] ---
    We set aside a piece of cake
    for you, Kero-chan.
[11:29] ---
    I've had enough of cake, ma'am.
[11:32] ---
    I just want to sleep like a log.
[11:46] ---
    Here we go.
[11:53] ---
    Merry Christmas!
[11:56] ---
    My gift to everyone.
[12:13] ---
    Santa Claus...
[12:15] ---
    I have been a good boy...
[12:29] ---
    Santa Claus...
[12:32] ---
    I've really... tried my best, sir.
[12:39] ---
    Santa Claus...
[12:41] ---
    Looks like Santa Claus has been
    watching Sergeant Keroro, after all.
[12:46] ---
    All you kids out there,
    remember to always be good, okay?
[13:03] ---
    General house cleaning is a major event
    where adults grumble, saying,
SIGN    12/28 - Mom's last day of work 12/29 - General House Cleaning 12/30 - Postponed 12/31 - No more putting off. Do it!
[13:07] ---
    "This's so tiring. I should have
    cleaned my place more regularly."
[13:11] ---
    But it's too late to regret.
[13:14] ---
    However, at the Hinata residence,
[13:16] ---
    there's a Keronian who's been looking forward
     to this event for a long time.
SIGN    Site Supervisor
    Sergeant Keroro
[13:24] ---
    The site supervisor, Sergeant Keroro.
[13:31] ---
    Sergeant Keroro, cleaning enforcer.
SIGN    Fully Equipped
[13:33] ---
    I, Sergeant Keroro, am duly authorized
    to enforce cleaning operations.
SIGN    Enforcer
[13:37] ---
    I hereby sentence all dirt and dust
    to be banished for eternity!
[13:41] ---
    Wait a minute!
[13:42] ---
    Why do I have to help
    Pekoponians clean their house?
[13:46] ---
    And to be bossed around by
    someone like you is unbearable!
[13:49] ---
    Shut up, crybaby.
[13:51] ---
    Cleaning is my area of expertise.
[13:53] ---
    I will not tolerate defiance.
[13:55] ---
    You are nothing
    but a lion with a collar on.
[14:00] ---
    Ridiculous! I'm not putting up with this!
[14:02] ---
    Just a second.
[14:04] ---
    Do you think you can choose?
    Aren't you a freeloader?
SIGN    Freeloader
[14:09] ---
    A... freeloader...
[14:13] ---
    It's settled, then.
[14:15] ---
    Everybody, get to your stations
    and follow my orders.
[14:18] ---
    Okay, get going!
[14:20] ---
    Roger!
[14:23] ---
    Keroro: Taking Charge of
    Year-end Housecleaning, Sir!
[14:32] ---
    It sure is hard to get rid of
    all these water stains.
[14:36] ---
    Maybe if I use more cleaner...
[14:39] ---
    You're dead wrong!
[14:44] ---
    This is a radar that can
    detect cleaning mistakes: Tattler-kun.
SIGN    Tattler-kun
[14:47] ---
    Patent pending...
[14:50] ---
    What do you mean?
[14:51] ---
    You can't use powdered
    detergent on glass surfaces.
[14:55] ---
    You'll only scratch it all over.
[14:56] ---
    Use some old newspaper to polish it.
[15:01] ---
    The ink on the newspaper
    acts like a waxing agent, ma'am.
[15:05] ---
    Wow, it does work!
[15:11] ---
    Somebody else is cleaning the wrong way!
[15:15] ---
    Cleaning can be fun, if I only
    have to do it once in a while.
[15:18] ---
    I guess I'm a failure as a mother.
[15:23] ---
    What the...?
[15:25] ---
    Madam... that's no good.
[15:27] ---
    Kero-chan...?
[15:29] ---
    I'm afraid you don't seem to know
    the basics of housecleaning.
[15:33] ---
    What am I doing wrong?
[15:35] ---
    Why don't you try this... mademoiselle?
[15:39] ---
    Hey. That's a...
[15:42] ---
    A broom?
[15:44] ---
    It really looks good on you.
[15:46] ---
    Tres bien, mademoiselle.
[15:48] ---
    But... this isn't very efficient.
[15:52] ---
    You'll be surprised.
[15:53] ---
    Try sweeping this magic dust
    off the floor.
[15:56] ---
    Wow! It's gathering all the dust so easily!
[16:00] ---
    This magic dust is just dried-up tea leaves.
[16:03] ---
    Just don't forget to wipe
    with a dry cloth afterwards.
[16:06] ---
    The tatami mat is Japan's heart.
    It's the face of a family.
[16:11] ---
    I never realized I had
    so many books in here.
[16:15] ---
    I still haven't read this one.
[16:17] ---
    I bet I'll still enjoy this one
    if I read it again.
[16:21] ---
    That's exactly how you ended up
[16:24] ---
    with so many books in the first place.
[16:26] ---
    I guess you're right...
[16:29] ---
    But, Sarge! These are
    the books I still want to read!
[16:34] ---
    And... these are for safekeeping!
[16:35] ---
    And those are book collections
    I bought at a bazaar!
[16:38] ---
    Why are you doing this?
[16:39] ---
    What if I suddenly get the urge
    to read those books?
SIGN    The Courage to Let Go
[16:42] ---
    Learn to let go!
[16:43] ---
    I understand... it's not easy
    to throw away old books.
[16:46] ---
    So they take up all the space you have.
[16:49] ---
    That's true...
[16:50] ---
    But think.
[16:50] ---
    If you allow that, you may be
    missing out on many new ones.
SIGN    The Courage to Let Go
[16:56] ---
    Learn to let go.
[16:57] ---
    Let go. Let go!
SIGN    Shonen Alpha
     On Sale
    Now
[17:00] ---
    My bookshelves are too full.
    Maybe some other time...
[17:04] ---
    You'll meet someone new when
    you leave behind the past.
[17:07] ---
    That's what makes life so interesting.
[17:09] ---
    You're so right...
[17:12] ---
    Thank you, Sarge!
[17:13] ---
    I realize how important it is to let go!
[17:18] ---
    Good luck to your new meetings!
[17:20] ---
    Yeah.
[17:21] ---
    It must be very hard on you, too,
[17:23] ---
    throwing away all of your old Gundam models.
[17:26] ---
    That's an entirely different case.
[17:29] ---
    Huh?
[17:30] ---
    They're all being displayed
    with care in our secret base.
SIGN    The Courage to Let Go
[17:34] ---
    Why would I just throw them away?
[17:36] ---
    Um... Sarge?
[17:39] ---
    Lady Natsumi,
[17:41] ---
    when you brush dust off, you've
    got to do it from top to bottom,
[17:44] ---
    just like water
    running down the river.
[17:46] ---
    Start with the ceiling,
     then the lights.
[17:49] ---
    It has to be in the right order, ma'am.
[17:51] ---
    Roger.
[17:51] ---
    Hey, you. What the heck are you doing?
[17:53] ---
    Don't dump water in the hallway!
[17:56] ---
    This is how we do it in the army.
[17:58] ---
    You moron!
[17:59] ---
    You may let a cake go bad,
     but never the floor!
[18:04] ---
    And so, with the sergeant
    micromanaging everything,
[18:06] ---
    the housecleaning of the Hinata Residence
[18:07] ---
    progressed at a breakneck pace.
[18:11] ---
    Wow, this is totally
    different from last year.
[18:14] ---
    I hate to say this, but
    we owe it all to that frog.
[18:17] ---
    I guess he really knows how
    to take care of the house.
[18:21] ---
    But I lost so many things...
[18:24] ---
    Now we give ourselves a cleaning.
[18:26] ---
    I volunteer!
[18:27] ---
    I still have to clean the bath,
    but I'll use it first, too.
[18:30] ---
    Mois-chan, thanks for helping.
[18:33] ---
    You're welcome. I'm always
    involved in destroying things.
[18:36] ---
    It was a nice change,
    dusting off and wiping and all.
SIGN    Thud
[18:45] ---
    Even though wiping out a
    planet is no problem for me.
[18:48] ---
    Or, like, other viewpoints?
[18:50] ---
    She seems to be used to a grander scale.
[18:52] ---
    She is the Great Lord of Terror, after all.
[18:55] ---
    By the way,
    where are Kero-chan and Giro-chan?
[18:58] ---
    Huh? Maybe they're still at it.
[19:00] ---
    Didn't you listen?
[19:02] ---
    I've told you a hundred times,
[19:03] ---
    don't just burn everything!
[19:05] ---
    They're still at it.
[19:06] ---
    Nylons are noxious.
    Clothes should be recycled.
[19:09] ---
    Jeez, don't you know anything else
    besides playing with weapons?
[19:12] ---
    Shut up!
[19:13] ---
    Why should I worry about
    Pekopon's environmental issues?
[19:16] ---
    Hey, do you realize what you just said?
[19:31] ---
    My radar has just detected
    someone cleaning the wrong way.
[19:34] ---
    W-What's that?
[19:38] ---
    It sure is hard to remove these stains...
[19:41] ---
    I'm starting to get dizzy.
[19:42] ---
    Don't you dare use a nylon scrubber!
[19:47] ---
    If you use hard bristles on the bathtub,
[19:49] ---
    you'll just scratch it all over.
[19:51] ---
    First, you apply some detergent on it.
    Then wait for 5 to 6 minutes...
[19:53] ---
    You scattered glass all over the place!
[19:58] ---
    Hot! Hot! Hot!
[20:00] ---
    Burn to a crisp...
[20:03] ---
    You all did a great job.
[20:04] ---
    Here are New Year's noodles.
[20:06] ---
    New Year's noodles?
[20:08] ---
    It's a Japanese custom.
[20:10] ---
    It's what we eat while we wait
    for the coming of the New Year.
[20:14] ---
    It symbolizes a long and healthy
    life for us in the years to come.
[20:18] ---
    That's beautiful.
[20:19] ---
    Or, like, trouble ahead?
[20:21] ---
    Hmph. How ridiculous.
[20:23] ---
    Pekoponians are a strange lot.
[20:25] ---
    Let me try it.
[20:33] ---
    Yummy!
[20:34] ---
    Waiter. Can I have another one?
[20:38] ---
    An enemy attack?
[20:40] ---
    That's just the New Year's bell.
[21:23] ---
    And so, the Keroro Platoon experiences
[21:27] ---
    their first New Year on Earth.
[21:30] ---
    All you viewers out there,
    have a Happy New Year.
SIGN    Happy New Year...
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    This is Keroro.
[23:08] ---
    You know, I worked very hard this year.
[23:11] ---
    Our invasion of Pekopon
     didn't get very far,
[23:14] ---
    but I certainly finished
    a lot of Gundam models.
[23:16] ---
    I saw a lot of anime
    and read a lot of manga, too.
[23:19] ---
    It was a great year.
[23:20] ---
    Never mind such things!
[23:21] ---
    Next episode, with a new year upon us,
    I'll turn over a new leaf.
[23:24] ---
    "Mois: Or, Like, Happy New Year, Sir?"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: New Year's Food is Also Good,
    but Don't Forget Your Homework, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories in one. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!