E166 - Keroro: Smash, Wettle Robot, Sir! / Keroro: Charge, Wettle Human, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:34] ---
    This is what happened on a rare clear day
[01:36] ---
    near the end of the humid rainy season.
[01:43] ---
    This feels good. I love a blue sky.
[01:46] ---
    That reminds me. I wonder
    how Wettle King is doing.
[01:50] ---
    Wettle King?
[01:53] ---
    Sarge intended him to be an
    evil hero to torture you,
[01:56] ---
    since you hate slugs.
SIGN    Plop
[01:59] ---
    But he reformed completely in the end
    and became a superhero.
[02:07] [SONG] ---
    Wettle King!
[02:15] ---
    I bet he's out there in deep space,
[02:18] ---
    fighting in the name of peace.
[02:20] ---
    Yeah.
[02:22] ---
    But why did you suddenly bring him up?
[02:24] ---
    Well...
[02:25] ---
    ...I was looking at the
    blooming hydrangeas...
[02:28] ---
    ...and saw this.
[02:31] ---
    S-S-Sl...
[02:40] ---
    Keroro: Smash, Wettle Robot, Sir!
[02:47] ---
    You need to wash your hands
    after just seeing a slug?
[02:51] ---
    What are you talking about?!
[02:53] ---
    It was a slug!
[02:54] ---
    Just looking at one brings back
    the sensation of touching them!
[02:58] ---
    Just imagining how slimy they are
    gives me the shivers...
[03:02] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[03:05] ---
    What are you two doing?!
[03:08] ---
    Isn't it obvious?
[03:10] ---
    I'm doing a temporary
    assembly of an MG The O.
[03:12] ---
    And I am eating snacks.
[03:15] ---
    Listen! I told you to do the laundry
    while it's still nice outside!
SIGN    Foo
[03:20] ---
    Y-You...
[03:22] ---
    ...stupid frog!
[03:25] ---
    She's mad! She's mad! And I'm scared!
[03:27] ---
    I am scared! She is a monster!
[03:29] ---
    Ah! I have a feeling this is a repeat
    of a scene from last year...
[03:33] ---
    In psychological terms, deja vu?
SIGN    Deja Vu
[03:35] ---
    Maybe...
[03:37] ---
    And so, it's that time again!
[03:39] ---
    Munchkin Hero Time!
[03:42] ---
    Yeah!
[03:43] ---
    I knew it!
[03:47] ---
    Hey! Again?!
[03:50] ---
    The new and improved Natsumigeddon
    is even more ferocious than before!
[03:54] ---
    Gero gero, Lady Natsumi!
[03:56] ---
    Do you really think I'm so uninspired
    that I'd just repeat myself?
[04:01] ---
    What's different?!
[04:03] ---
    Look at this!
[04:06] ---
    A camera! B camera!
[04:08] ---
    C camera!
[04:09] ---
    We're going to record every inch
    of this battle of the century,
[04:12] ---
    and then I, the famed "God of Editing,"
     will use my skills
[04:15] ---
    to craft it into a first-rate piece
    of entertainment and make a killing!
[04:19] ---
    That is, we'll make it public!
[04:21] ---
    The simultaneous recording is ready, too!
[04:24] ---
    Then, with everything settled,
    let's all call our champion of justice!
[04:28] ---
    Yeah!
[04:28] ---
    It's not settled!
[04:32] ---
    Sis, look!
[04:36] ---
    That is...
[04:37] ---
    Here they come!
[04:39] ---
    What are those toys?
[04:41] ---
    P-Pretending they're real
[04:43] ---
    is the adult response!
[04:45] ---
    Will our hero beat the evil Natsumigeddon
    this time, boys and girls?
[04:49] ---
    He'll win! He'll win!
[04:50] ---
    All right! Then...
[04:55] ---
    Wettle Fight!
[05:03] ---
    That's...
[05:05] ---
    Wet!
[05:07] ---
    Wettle King! Why...?
[05:09] ---
    Yay!
[05:11] ---
    Yeah!
[05:11] ---
    Wettle King came back for us!
[05:15] ---
    That's right!
[05:16] ---
    Wet...
[05:18] ---
    I don't believe it!
[05:19] ---
    Wettle King set off into space after
    his eyes were opened to his heroic heart!
[05:23] ---
    You came back as a villain?
[05:26] ---
    Wet!
[05:29] ---
    Stop! Stop it, Wettle King!
[05:32] ---
    Have you forgotten your heroic heart?!
[05:37] ---
    Wet!
[05:40] ---
    He just smashed the defunct 0 series
    Hikari shinkansen!
[05:43] ---
    Wet wet wet wet!
[05:47] ---
    Wet!
[05:50] ---
    Now I get it!
[05:52] ---
    Get what?
[05:53] ---
    That Wettle King is an impostor
    made out of space metal!
[05:57] ---
    Say what?!
[05:58] ---
    Huh? Really?
[06:00] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[06:01] ---
    If you think it's got the same properties as
    the original, you've got another think coming!
[06:06] ---
    There!
[06:08] ---
    Wet!
[06:09] ---
    Mecha Wet!
[06:15] [SONG] ---
    You destroy the precious peace...
[06:22] [SONG] ---
    There you are, Natsumi, the terrifying
    enemy! Fight, our Wettle King!
[06:26] ---
    Mecha Wet!
[06:29] ---
    I knew it!
[06:30] ---
    So, what is it?
[06:31] ---
    Everyone! It's time for our
    new hero, Mecha Wettle King,
[06:32] [SONG] ---
    That squishy, slimy valiant figure
[06:35] [SONG] ---
    Has a sticky, gooey body of justice.
[06:35] ---
    to beat the giant evil monster,
    Natsumigeddon!
[06:39] ---
    All right!
[06:42] [SONG] ---
    Until the day comes when we
[06:45] [SONG] ---
    Make the blue, sparkling Pekopon ours,
[06:45] ---
    Natsumi-dono!
[06:47] ---
    This Mecha Wettle King
[06:48] ---
    has a system where it moves
    according to my movements!
[06:52] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, you are awesome!
[06:55] [SONG] ---
    Fight, run, stick to things!
[06:55] ---
    What the?
[06:56] ---
    Here I go!
[06:58] [SONG] ---
    Slimy, slimy, gooey, gooey, drippy!
[06:59] ---
    Mecha Wet!
[07:01] ---
    Sis!
[07:02] [SONG] ---
    Wettle King!
[07:02] ---
    Here I come, Lady Natsumi!
    What's the matter?
[07:06] ---
    Mecha!
[07:08] ---
    Mecha!
[07:10] ---
    Mecha!
[07:12] ---
    S-Sis isn't fighting!
    She's just being pushed back.
[07:14] ---
    When I just imagine how
    sticky and slimy they are...
[07:20] ---
    I can't!
[07:21] ---
    You did it, Mr. Sergeant!
    It is so terrifying that she is helpless!
[07:26] ---
    The fight's over.
[07:26] ---
    I'll deliver the final blow.
[07:28] ---
    My fist will become like a thing
    of slime! Secret technique!
[07:31] ---
    Wettle Punch!
SIGN    Wettle Punch
[07:34] ---
    Sis!
[07:37] ---
    It's over.
SIGN    Swish
[07:42] ---
    Huh? This punch...
[07:44] ---
    It isn't sticky or slimy.
[07:46] ---
    Wha...?!
[07:48] ---
    W-What's going on here?!
[07:49] ---
    Hey! Sergeant Major Kululu!
[07:52] ---
    That's because it's a mech,
    not a living thing.
[07:54] ---
    If you think about it,
    there's no way it'd be sticky or slimy.
SIGN    Smooth
[07:58] ---
    Th-Then the whole thing is pointless!
[08:02] ---
    A mech, huh?
[08:02] ---
    Gulp!
[08:04] ---
    So your movements are transmitted
    to this robot, right?
[08:09] ---
    Y-Yes.
[08:10] ---
    Then maybe the opposite is true too, huh?
[08:13] ---
    Y-Yes...
[08:16] ---
    Then how about this?!
[08:18] ---
    Mecha Wet!
[08:20] ---
    Kero!
[08:21] ---
    Just like the real one, fly off
    into the far reaches of space!
[08:26] ---
    Kero!
[08:28] ---
    Mecha Wet!
SIGN    Mecha Wettle King
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
[08:32] ---
    That's Natsumi for you.
[08:34] ---
    It looks like I didn't need
    to give this to her.
[08:36] ---
    But Keroro isn't the kind of guy
    who'd give up after a defeat like this.
[08:41] ---
    Corporal Giroro is correct,
    as we'll see after the commercial,
[08:45] ---
    when a powered-up Mecha Wettle King and
    Keroro's new ambition attack Natsumi! Maybe!
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
[08:55] ---
    H-Hot!
[08:57] ---
    There!
[09:00] ---
    Refreshing!
[09:02] ---
    All right! Wettle Punch!
[09:05] ---
    Wet!
SIGN    Wettle Punch
SIGN    Keroro Cooler
SIGN    Keroro Air Sales
[09:08] ---
    Taking out villains is a snap
    if you've got the Keroro Cooler.
[09:13] ---
    I'm so proud!
[09:14] ---
    Well, Sergeant Major Kululu?
[09:16] ---
    Did you get it done while the
    fake commercial was buying time?
[09:21] ---
    I'm not a genius for nothing.
[09:23] ---
    Look. It's complete.
[09:31] ---
    Its tough body is stronger than steel
    and it's more supple than a silk thread!
[09:35] ---
    But on the other hand, its skin is wet
    and its arms and legs are sticky!
[09:38] ---
    It is really wet and sticky!
[09:40] ---
    Sergeant Major, how did you
    get it to be so sticky?
[09:45] ---
    That's a trade secret.
[09:47] ---
    Gero gero.
[09:48] ---
    Well, that's not important,
    as long as it achieves its objective!
[09:52] ---
    However, just remember this.
[09:55] ---
    Don't turn off its limiter.
[09:57] ---
    Limiter?
[09:58] ---
    Yeah.
[09:59] ---
    If you do, not even I
    will be able to stop it.
[10:01] ---
    I don't need to count on that.
    Standard tactics should be plenty.
[10:10] ---
    And it was such a nice day this morning.
[10:12] ---
    But I hope it'll be okay.
[10:14] ---
    I can't imagine Sarge giving up so easily.
[10:17] ---
    It's fine.
[10:18] ---
    Even if he's got another one,
    as long as it's not slimy, I won't be scared.
[10:21] ---
    I hope you're right.
[10:22] ---
    The next time one shows up,
[10:24] ---
    you can bet I'll...
[10:25] ---
    Hi! It's time!
[10:28] ---
    Mois-chan?!
[10:29] ---
    This is the final episode of
    Munchkin Hero Time!
[10:32] ---
    This is finally the end of that
    evil Pekoponian monster...
[10:35] ---
    I... I'm sorry, Natsumi-san!
    These are my lines!
[10:39] ---
    This is the end of Natsumigeddon!
[10:43] ---
    What is this?!
[10:45] ---
    It looks like another planet, Sis.
[10:47] ---
    But space looks a little
    bluer than I would imagine.
[10:50] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[10:53] ---
    For the new season, we've scaled up
    to a new location: space!
[10:56] ---
    And...
[11:01] ---
    Sis, something's coming.
[11:03] ---
    Yeah...
[11:04] ---
    A mini-car?
[11:05] ---
    Why is there a mini-car in space?
[11:08] ---
    Closing your eyes to the contradictions
    of the set-up details
[11:11] ---
    is the adult reaction!
[11:13] ---
    Now, Mr. Sergeant!
[11:15] ---
    Wettle Fight!
[11:18] ---
    Two Dash!
[11:23] ---
    Mecha Wettle King 2!
[11:28] ---
    Mecha Wet Two!
[11:31] ---
    Be careful, Sis!
    Sarge is strangely confident!
[11:34] ---
    No matter how many times he comes,
    the result will be the same!
[11:36] ---
    Is that right? Gero gero gero!
[11:39] ---
    The final battle between Natsumi and
    Mecha Wettle King 2 has started with a bang!
[11:44] ---
    The fight will play out
[11:45] ---
    right after these real, lovely commercials!
[11:55] ---
    And so,
[11:56] ---
    the final showdown between Natsumi and
    Mecha Wettle King 2 has begun at last!
SIGN    The Final Showdown
[12:00] ---
    It's the final duel!
[12:03] ---
    Cheer on Mecha Wettle King 2,
    girls and boys!
[12:07] ---
    Okay!
[12:11] ---
    Keroro: Charge, Wettle Human, Sir!
[12:17] ---
    Mecha Wet 2!
[12:20] ---
    The result will be a repeat of last time!
[12:22] ---
    We'll see about that.
[12:24] ---
    Get a load of my new, reborn...
[12:26] ---
    ...Wettle Punch!
SIGN    Wettle Punch
[12:28] ---
    Mechani!
[12:29] ---
    Sis!
[12:30] ---
    Hmph! This is nothing!
[12:37] ---
    Sis?!
[12:38] ---
    Did you see that?
[12:40] ---
    Sarge!
[12:41] ---
    Do you get it?
[12:42] ---
    The powered-up Mecha Wettle King 2
    is as slimy, sticky, and shiny
[12:47] ---
    as a real slug!
[12:49] ---
    Uh huh!
[12:50] ---
    W-What?!
[12:55] ---
    So what do you think about this?
[12:58] ---
    Mecha Wet 2!
[13:06] ---
    It made me sticky!
[13:08] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[13:09] ---
    Rolling missiles!
    They're Mecha Wettle King 2's new weapon!
[13:13] ---
    Oh, no. At this rate, Sis will...
[13:16] ---
    Natsumi!
[13:20] ---
    What's this?
[13:21] ---
    Put it on!
[13:22] ---
    Giroro!
[13:23] ---
    Put it on, Natsumi!
[13:24] ---
    That's not fair, Giroro!
[13:26] ---
    Got it!
[13:29] ---
    That's it! Now get mad!
[13:31] ---
    Charge it up with the electrical
    current of your fury!
[13:34] ---
    Fury?
[13:34] ---
    Mecha Wet 2!
[13:36] ---
    You...
[13:38] ---
    You put me through this!
[13:40] ---
    You stupid frog!
SIGN    Fury
[13:44] ---
    What is this?!
[13:49] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, w-what is that?!
[13:51] ---
    Hmph! That's just for show!
[13:53] ---
    Go! My most powerful weapon, flinging
    the rapidly-spinning head at my enemy!
[13:57] ---
    Wettle Collider!
[13:58] ---
    Disconnect!
[14:02] ---
    Mecha Wet 2!
[14:04] ---
    Wait! Don't fire yet!
[14:07] ---
    I can do this!
[14:08] ---
    This is dangerous, so get back, Fuyuki!
[14:10] ---
    Right!
[14:11] ---
    I don't even care that it's
    sticky and slimy this way!
[14:13] ---
    That suit runs on the electrical current
    produced by your anger.
[14:16] ---
    The angrier you get, the more powerful it is!
[14:19] ---
    Thanks for the explanation!
[14:21] ---
    What are you going to do, Mr. Sergeant?
[14:23] ---
    I'm just getting started!
[14:25] ---
    Go! One more time! Wettle Collider!
[14:26] ---
    Mecha Wet!
[14:28] ---
    Too slow!
[14:29] ---
    Mecha Wet!
[14:30] ---
    Wait, I said!
[14:31] ---
    Go, Sis!
[14:33] ---
    It looks like you're in trouble!
[14:36] ---
    Now for the coup de grace!
[14:39] ---
    Mecha Wet!
[14:47] ---
    Sis!
[14:48] ---
    Now! Rolling missiles again!
[14:51] ---
    Mecha Wet!
[15:07] ---
    Huh?
[15:08] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu! It's not responding!
[15:10] ---
    Strange. That's... Huh?
SIGN    Deactivate
[15:13] ---
    The limiter is deactivating itself!
SIGN    Limiter Deactivated
[15:20] ---
    W-What the...?!
[15:21] ---
    Kululu! What's going on?!
SIGN    Sticky-slimy
[15:27] ---
    Sticky-slimy...
[15:30] ---
    Don't tell me...
[15:32] ---
    A human slug?!
[15:35] ---
    It was a pain to make it
    slimy and sticky, see?
[15:38] ---
    So I made a giant slug and stuck it
    in a robotic-like suit.
[15:42] ---
    Then it isn't a robot at all!
[15:44] ---
    Of course!
[15:46] ---
    Sticky-slimy, sticky-slimy, sticky-slimy...
[15:49] ---
    Sticky-slimy!
[15:54] ---
    Sticky!
[15:57] ---
    What is that?!
[16:00] ---
    Sticky-slimy!
[16:03] ---
    H-How about that, Lady Natsumi?!
[16:05] ---
    This is the day I achieve victory...
[16:08] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[16:11] ---
    Uncle!
[16:11] ---
    Watch out!
[16:12] ---
    Are you okay?
[16:14] ---
    Thank you!
[16:15] ---
    Gero! Wait! The enemy is over there!
[16:19] ---
    Yuck! It's all sticky and slimy!
[16:21] ---
    Once the limiter was deactivated,
[16:23] ---
    it went wild and couldn't tell the difference
    between friend and foe.
[16:28] ---
    But why is it running wild?!
[16:29] ---
    It seems its instincts are
    strongly reacting to something.
[16:38] ---
    Come on! Who cares about that?!
[16:40] ---
    I... I can't breathe! Help me, Lady Natsumi!
[16:43] ---
    You reap what you sow!
[16:45] ---
    Use this as a moment of reflection!
[16:50] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[16:52] ---
    Sheesh! This is the last time!
[16:55] ---
    Yay!
[16:56] ---
    Halt!
[16:58] ---
    Sis! Giroro!
[17:05] ---
    Natsumi!
[17:06] ---
    It's got all of us!
[17:09] ---
    Sis!
[17:10] ---
    Natsumi!
[17:11] ---
    Dororo...
[17:12] ---
    Fuyuki-dono, I shall handle...
[17:14] ---
    Whoa! I was careless!
[17:15] ---
    Why did you even bother coming, Dororo?!
[17:17] ---
    It is so sticky and slimy,
    my knife cannot get a grip on it!
[17:22] ---
    I'm sorry!
[17:23] ---
    It's too late for regrets!
[17:25] ---
    Natsumi! Get a hold of yourself!
[17:27] ---
    It's making me skinny!
[17:29] ---
    You!
[17:30] ---
    Kululu, isn't there anything you can do?
SIGN    Salt
[17:33] ---
    Nope.
[17:34] ---
    There was a mass panic
    after Mecha Wettle King 2
[17:37] ---
    turned into Wettle Human and went berserk!
[17:47] ---
    Tch!
[17:48] ---
    Mindless...
[17:50] ---
    Too late...
[17:51] ---
    What should I do? There must be some way...
[17:54] ---
    That's it!
[17:57] ---
    Um, what are you doing?
[18:00] ---
    There!
[18:02] ---
    Red is for transformation and
    blue is for him to appear, right?
[18:05] ---
    Master Fuyuki... That's...
[18:09] ---
    I... I'll do it, too!
[18:10] ---
    Don't tell me you guys are...
[18:12] ---
    Wettle King went off into
    the far reaches of space!
[18:16] ---
    Wettle King made a promise!
[18:19] ---
    To return in a time of peril!
[18:21] ---
    Please, help Uncle!
[18:24] ---
    Or, like, total despair?
SIGN    Pencil
[18:26] ---
    Here.
[18:28] ---
    My finger hurts, but...
[18:30] ---
    Spin, spin, spin!
[18:32] ---
    It's pointless! You're wasting your time!
[18:35] ---
    But then...
[18:36] ---
    ...Fuyuki and Mois's own heroic hearts,
    purely seeking out a hero,
[18:39] ---
    create a huge Wettle sign in space.
[18:46] ---
    Wettle!
[18:49] [SONG] ---
    After the dumb fight is over,
[18:55] [SONG] ---
    That heroic heart slowly awakens,
[18:56] ---
    That's...
[18:59] [SONG] ---
    And the valiant Wettle King goes on a journey.
[19:01] ---
    That's...
[19:02] ---
    Indeed!
[19:02] ---
    It's him!
[19:05] [SONG] ---
    Those soft, dazzling eyes!
[19:05] ---
    Wettle!
SIGN    Wettle King
[19:09] [SONG] ---
    Although they're so tiny
    that they can't be seen.
[19:09] ---
    W-Wettle King!
[19:12] ---
    He really did come!
[19:13] ---
    The real Wettle King is here, boys and girls!
[19:15] [SONG] ---
    Smiling, gleaming Pekopon
[19:18] ---
    Wet!
[19:19] [SONG] ---
    Is his faraway homeworld.
[19:19] ---
    I'm glad that he's here,
    but can he beat this thing?!
[19:29] [SONG] ---
    Don't hesitate! Don't look back again!
[19:32] [SONG] ---
    Slimy, slimy, slimy, slimy, sticky
[19:33] ---
    Wet!
[19:35] [SONG] ---
    Wettle King!
[19:37] ---
    Wet!
[19:51] ---
    Wettle Web!
[19:54] ---
    The Wettle Web changes creatures that
    have been transformed into evil forms
[19:58] ---
    back into their original forms.
[20:01] ---
    Now!
[20:06] ---
    Now it is safe!
[20:07] ---
    Dororo!
[20:30] ---
    Wet!
[20:33] ---
    Amazing!
[20:34] ---
    Wettle King won without
    fighting his opponent!
[20:38] ---
    Love is the strongest power!
[20:40] ---
    Indeed.
[20:41] ---
    Justice isn't about power. He's a true hero!
[20:46] ---
    I am crying this time, too!
[20:48] ---
    Boring...
[20:50] ---
    I had faith you would come, Wettle King!
[20:54] ---
    Dirty liar!
[20:57] ---
    What happened?
[20:59] ---
    The real Wettle King
    came to help you out of a pinch, Sis.
[21:04] ---
    Wet!
[21:06] ---
    Wettle King...
[21:07] ---
    Wet?
[21:09] ---
    This time, he really wants
    to shake your hand, Sis.
[21:12] ---
    Okay.
[21:16] ---
    No! I just can't do it! I... I can't!
[21:19] ---
    Wet...
[21:21] [SONG] ---
    Fight, run, stick to things!
[21:21] ---
    And so, Wettle King returns to his voyage
    to protect the peace in space once more.
[21:24] [SONG] ---
    Slimy, slimy, gooey, gooey, drippy!
[21:27] ---
    Thank you! And fight!
[21:28] [SONG] ---
    Wettle King!
[21:29] ---
    Our Wettle King!
[21:31] ---
    Whether he appears again
    depends on his popularity!
[21:33] ---
    Wet!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of tasty is
     "I don't wanna eat it."
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    "I really, really, really hate you"
    means I like you a little bit.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    When a champion goes down,
    they're just another guy.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can face any, any, any
    which way and get back up again.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Docchi o docchi o docchi
    o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over, and flip it over,
    and flip it over, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Wa-ha-ha!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    wa-ha-ha
[23:07] ---
    I'm Space Detective 556!
[23:09] ---
    I'm here with another preview!
[23:10] ---
    I'm Lavie!
[23:11] ---
    But I wonder why we're appearing
    more often these days.
[23:14] ---
    They must be at a loss for new ideas!
SIGN    New Weapon
[23:16] ---
    D-Don't tell me that's a sign
    we're going to be killed off?!
[23:20] ---
    That aside, wait for three minutes!
[23:23] ---
    "556: How To Make Cup Ramen, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: Complete the Crossword, Sir!"
SIGN    One Year's Worth
SIGN    365 Days' Worth
[23:30] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!