# E166 - Keroro: Smash, Wettle Robot, Sir! / Keroro: Charge, Wettle Human, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4X8PG/keroro-smash-wettle-robot-sir--keroro-charge-wettle-human-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:34] ---**
This is what happened on a rare clear day
**[01:36] ---**
near the end of the humid rainy season.
**[01:43] ---**
This feels good. I love a blue sky.
**[01:46] ---**
That reminds me. I wonder
how Wettle King is doing.
**[01:50] ---**
Wettle King?
**[01:53] ---**
Sarge intended him to be an
evil hero to torture you,
**[01:56] ---**
since you hate slugs.
***SIGN*** Plop
**[01:59] ---**
But he reformed completely in the end
and became a superhero.
**[02:07] [SONG] ---**
Wettle King!
**[02:15] ---**
I bet he's out there in deep space,
**[02:18] ---**
fighting in the name of peace.
**[02:20] ---**
Yeah.
**[02:22] ---**
But why did you suddenly bring him up?
**[02:24] ---**
Well...
**[02:25] ---**
...I was looking at the
blooming hydrangeas...
**[02:28] ---**
...and saw this.
**[02:31] ---**
S-S-Sl...
**[02:40] ---**
Keroro: Smash, Wettle Robot, Sir!
**[02:47] ---**
You need to wash your hands
after just seeing a slug?
**[02:51] ---**
What are you talking about?!
**[02:53] ---**
It was a slug!
**[02:54] ---**
Just looking at one brings back
the sensation of touching them!
**[02:58] ---**
Just imagining how slimy they are
gives me the shivers...
**[03:02] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero kero Keron!
**[03:05] ---**
What are you two doing?!
**[03:08] ---**
Isn't it obvious?
**[03:10] ---**
I'm doing a temporary
assembly of an MG The O.
**[03:12] ---**
And I am eating snacks.
**[03:15] ---**
Listen! I told you to do the laundry
while it's still nice outside!
***SIGN*** Foo
**[03:20] ---**
Y-You...
**[03:22] ---**
...stupid frog!
**[03:25] ---**
She's mad! She's mad! And I'm scared!
**[03:27] ---**
I am scared! She is a monster!
**[03:29] ---**
Ah! I have a feeling this is a repeat
of a scene from last year...
**[03:33] ---**
In psychological terms, deja vu?
***SIGN*** Deja Vu
**[03:35] ---**
Maybe...
**[03:37] ---**
And so, it's that time again!
**[03:39] ---**
Munchkin Hero Time!
**[03:42] ---**
Yeah!
**[03:43] ---**
I knew it!
**[03:47] ---**
Hey! Again?!
**[03:50] ---**
The new and improved Natsumigeddon
is even more ferocious than before!
**[03:54] ---**
Gero gero, Lady Natsumi!
**[03:56] ---**
Do you really think I'm so uninspired
that I'd just repeat myself?
**[04:01] ---**
What's different?!
**[04:03] ---**
Look at this!
**[04:06] ---**
A camera! B camera!
**[04:08] ---**
C camera!
**[04:09] ---**
We're going to record every inch
of this battle of the century,
**[04:12] ---**
and then I, the famed "God of Editing,"
will use my skills
**[04:15] ---**
to craft it into a first-rate piece
of entertainment and make a killing!
**[04:19] ---**
That is, we'll make it public!
**[04:21] ---**
The simultaneous recording is ready, too!
**[04:24] ---**
Then, with everything settled,
let's all call our champion of justice!
**[04:28] ---**
Yeah!
**[04:28] ---**
It's not settled!
**[04:32] ---**
Sis, look!
**[04:36] ---**
That is...
**[04:37] ---**
Here they come!
**[04:39] ---**
What are those toys?
**[04:41] ---**
P-Pretending they're real
**[04:43] ---**
is the adult response!
**[04:45] ---**
Will our hero beat the evil Natsumigeddon
this time, boys and girls?
**[04:49] ---**
He'll win! He'll win!
**[04:50] ---**
All right! Then...
**[04:55] ---**
Wettle Fight!
**[05:03] ---**
That's...
**[05:05] ---**
Wet!
**[05:07] ---**
Wettle King! Why...?
**[05:09] ---**
Yay!
**[05:11] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:11] ---**
Wettle King came back for us!
**[05:15] ---**
That's right!
**[05:16] ---**
Wet...
**[05:18] ---**
I don't believe it!
**[05:19] ---**
Wettle King set off into space after
his eyes were opened to his heroic heart!
**[05:23] ---**
You came back as a villain?
**[05:26] ---**
Wet!
**[05:29] ---**
Stop! Stop it, Wettle King!
**[05:32] ---**
Have you forgotten your heroic heart?!
**[05:37] ---**
Wet!
**[05:40] ---**
He just smashed the defunct 0 series
Hikari shinkansen!
**[05:43] ---**
Wet wet wet wet!
**[05:47] ---**
Wet!
**[05:50] ---**
Now I get it!
**[05:52] ---**
Get what?
**[05:53] ---**
That Wettle King is an impostor
made out of space metal!
**[05:57] ---**
Say what?!
**[05:58] ---**
Huh? Really?
**[06:00] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[06:01] ---**
If you think it's got the same properties as
the original, you've got another think coming!
**[06:06] ---**
There!
**[06:08] ---**
Wet!
**[06:09] ---**
Mecha Wet!
**[06:15] [SONG] ---**
You destroy the precious peace...
**[06:22] [SONG] ---**
There you are, Natsumi, the terrifying
enemy! Fight, our Wettle King!
**[06:26] ---**
Mecha Wet!
**[06:29] ---**
I knew it!
**[06:30] ---**
So, what is it?
**[06:31] ---**
Everyone! It's time for our
new hero, Mecha Wettle King,
**[06:32] [SONG] ---**
That squishy, slimy valiant figure
**[06:35] [SONG] ---**
Has a sticky, gooey body of justice.
**[06:35] ---**
to beat the giant evil monster,
Natsumigeddon!
**[06:39] ---**
All right!
**[06:42] [SONG] ---**
Until the day comes when we
**[06:45] [SONG] ---**
Make the blue, sparkling Pekopon ours,
**[06:45] ---**
Natsumi-dono!
**[06:47] ---**
This Mecha Wettle King
**[06:48] ---**
has a system where it moves
according to my movements!
**[06:52] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you are awesome!
**[06:55] [SONG] ---**
Fight, run, stick to things!
**[06:55] ---**
What the?
**[06:56] ---**
Here I go!
**[06:58] [SONG] ---**
Slimy, slimy, gooey, gooey, drippy!
**[06:59] ---**
Mecha Wet!
**[07:01] ---**
Sis!
**[07:02] [SONG] ---**
Wettle King!
**[07:02] ---**
Here I come, Lady Natsumi!
What's the matter?
**[07:06] ---**
Mecha!
**[07:08] ---**
Mecha!
**[07:10] ---**
Mecha!
**[07:12] ---**
S-Sis isn't fighting!
She's just being pushed back.
**[07:14] ---**
When I just imagine how
sticky and slimy they are...
**[07:20] ---**
I can't!
**[07:21] ---**
You did it, Mr. Sergeant!
It is so terrifying that she is helpless!
**[07:26] ---**
The fight's over.
**[07:26] ---**
I'll deliver the final blow.
**[07:28] ---**
My fist will become like a thing
of slime! Secret technique!
**[07:31] ---**
Wettle Punch!
***SIGN*** Wettle Punch
**[07:34] ---**
Sis!
**[07:37] ---**
It's over.
***SIGN*** Swish
**[07:42] ---**
Huh? This punch...
**[07:44] ---**
It isn't sticky or slimy.
**[07:46] ---**
Wha...?!
**[07:48] ---**
W-What's going on here?!
**[07:49] ---**
Hey! Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[07:52] ---**
That's because it's a mech,
not a living thing.
**[07:54] ---**
If you think about it,
there's no way it'd be sticky or slimy.
***SIGN*** Smooth
**[07:58] ---**
Th-Then the whole thing is pointless!
**[08:02] ---**
A mech, huh?
**[08:02] ---**
Gulp!
**[08:04] ---**
So your movements are transmitted
to this robot, right?
**[08:09] ---**
Y-Yes.
**[08:10] ---**
Then maybe the opposite is true too, huh?
**[08:13] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[08:16] ---**
Then how about this?!
**[08:18] ---**
Mecha Wet!
**[08:20] ---**
Kero!
**[08:21] ---**
Just like the real one, fly off
into the far reaches of space!
**[08:26] ---**
Kero!
**[08:28] ---**
Mecha Wet!
***SIGN*** Mecha Wettle King
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
**[08:32] ---**
That's Natsumi for you.
**[08:34] ---**
It looks like I didn't need
to give this to her.
**[08:36] ---**
But Keroro isn't the kind of guy
who'd give up after a defeat like this.
**[08:41] ---**
Corporal Giroro is correct,
as we'll see after the commercial,
**[08:45] ---**
when a powered-up Mecha Wettle King and
Keroro's new ambition attack Natsumi! Maybe!
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
**[08:55] ---**
H-Hot!
**[08:57] ---**
There!
**[09:00] ---**
Refreshing!
**[09:02] ---**
All right! Wettle Punch!
**[09:05] ---**
Wet!
***SIGN*** Wettle Punch
***SIGN*** Keroro Cooler
***SIGN*** Keroro Air Sales
**[09:08] ---**
Taking out villains is a snap
if you've got the Keroro Cooler.
**[09:13] ---**
I'm so proud!
**[09:14] ---**
Well, Sergeant Major Kululu?
**[09:16] ---**
Did you get it done while the
fake commercial was buying time?
**[09:21] ---**
I'm not a genius for nothing.
**[09:23] ---**
Look. It's complete.
**[09:31] ---**
Its tough body is stronger than steel
and it's more supple than a silk thread!
**[09:35] ---**
But on the other hand, its skin is wet
and its arms and legs are sticky!
**[09:38] ---**
It is really wet and sticky!
**[09:40] ---**
Sergeant Major, how did you
get it to be so sticky?
**[09:45] ---**
That's a trade secret.
**[09:47] ---**
Gero gero.
**[09:48] ---**
Well, that's not important,
as long as it achieves its objective!
**[09:52] ---**
However, just remember this.
**[09:55] ---**
Don't turn off its limiter.
**[09:57] ---**
Limiter?
**[09:58] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:59] ---**
If you do, not even I
will be able to stop it.
**[10:01] ---**
I don't need to count on that.
Standard tactics should be plenty.
**[10:10] ---**
And it was such a nice day this morning.
**[10:12] ---**
But I hope it'll be okay.
**[10:14] ---**
I can't imagine Sarge giving up so easily.
**[10:17] ---**
It's fine.
**[10:18] ---**
Even if he's got another one,
as long as it's not slimy, I won't be scared.
**[10:21] ---**
I hope you're right.
**[10:22] ---**
The next time one shows up,
**[10:24] ---**
you can bet I'll...
**[10:25] ---**
Hi! It's time!
**[10:28] ---**
Mois-chan?!
**[10:29] ---**
This is the final episode of
*Munchkin Hero Time!*
**[10:32] ---**
This is finally the end of that
evil Pekoponian monster...
**[10:35] ---**
I... I'm sorry, Natsumi-san!
These are my lines!
**[10:39] ---**
This is the end of Natsumigeddon!
**[10:43] ---**
What is this?!
**[10:45] ---**
It looks like another planet, Sis.
**[10:47] ---**
But space looks a little
bluer than I would imagine.
**[10:50] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[10:53] ---**
For the new season, we've scaled up
to a new location: space!
**[10:56] ---**
And...
**[11:01] ---**
Sis, something's coming.
**[11:03] ---**
Yeah...
**[11:04] ---**
A mini-car?
**[11:05] ---**
Why is there a mini-car in space?
**[11:08] ---**
Closing your eyes to the contradictions
of the set-up details
**[11:11] ---**
is the adult reaction!
**[11:13] ---**
Now, Mr. Sergeant!
**[11:15] ---**
Wettle Fight!
**[11:18] ---**
Two Dash!
**[11:23] ---**
Mecha Wettle King 2!
**[11:28] ---**
Mecha Wet Two!
**[11:31] ---**
Be careful, Sis!
Sarge is strangely confident!
**[11:34] ---**
No matter how many times he comes,
the result will be the same!
**[11:36] ---**
Is that right? Gero gero gero!
**[11:39] ---**
The final battle between Natsumi and
Mecha Wettle King 2 has started with a bang!
**[11:44] ---**
The fight will play out
**[11:45] ---**
right after these real, lovely commercials!
**[11:55] ---**
And so,
**[11:56] ---**
the final showdown between Natsumi and
Mecha Wettle King 2 has begun at last!
***SIGN*** The Final Showdown
**[12:00] ---**
It's the final duel!
**[12:03] ---**
Cheer on Mecha Wettle King 2,
girls and boys!
**[12:07] ---**
Okay!
**[12:11] ---**
Keroro: Charge, Wettle Human, Sir!
**[12:17] ---**
Mecha Wet 2!
**[12:20] ---**
The result will be a repeat of last time!
**[12:22] ---**
We'll see about that.
**[12:24] ---**
Get a load of my new, reborn...
**[12:26] ---**
...Wettle Punch!
***SIGN*** Wettle Punch
**[12:28] ---**
Mechani!
**[12:29] ---**
Sis!
**[12:30] ---**
Hmph! This is nothing!
**[12:37] ---**
Sis?!
**[12:38] ---**
Did you see that?
**[12:40] ---**
Sarge!
**[12:41] ---**
Do you get it?
**[12:42] ---**
The powered-up Mecha Wettle King 2
is as slimy, sticky, and shiny
**[12:47] ---**
as a real slug!
**[12:49] ---**
Uh huh!
**[12:50] ---**
W-What?!
**[12:55] ---**
So what do you think about this?
**[12:58] ---**
Mecha Wet 2!
**[13:06] ---**
It made me sticky!
**[13:08] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[13:09] ---**
Rolling missiles!
They're Mecha Wettle King 2's new weapon!
**[13:13] ---**
Oh, no. At this rate, Sis will...
**[13:16] ---**
Natsumi!
**[13:20] ---**
What's this?
**[13:21] ---**
Put it on!
**[13:22] ---**
Giroro!
**[13:23] ---**
Put it on, Natsumi!
**[13:24] ---**
That's not fair, Giroro!
**[13:26] ---**
Got it!
**[13:29] ---**
That's it! Now get mad!
**[13:31] ---**
Charge it up with the electrical
current of your fury!
**[13:34] ---**
Fury?
**[13:34] ---**
Mecha Wet 2!
**[13:36] ---**
You...
**[13:38] ---**
You put me through this!
**[13:40] ---**
You stupid frog!
***SIGN*** Fury
**[13:44] ---**
What is this?!
**[13:49] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, w-what is that?!
**[13:51] ---**
Hmph! That's just for show!
**[13:53] ---**
Go! My most powerful weapon, flinging
the rapidly-spinning head at my enemy!
**[13:57] ---**
Wettle Collider!
**[13:58] ---**
Disconnect!
**[14:02] ---**
Mecha Wet 2!
**[14:04] ---**
Wait! Don't fire yet!
**[14:07] ---**
I can do this!
**[14:08] ---**
This is dangerous, so get back, Fuyuki!
**[14:10] ---**
Right!
**[14:11] ---**
I don't even care that it's
sticky and slimy this way!
**[14:13] ---**
That suit runs on the electrical current
produced by your anger.
**[14:16] ---**
The angrier you get, the more powerful it is!
**[14:19] ---**
Thanks for the explanation!
**[14:21] ---**
What are you going to do, Mr. Sergeant?
**[14:23] ---**
I'm just getting started!
**[14:25] ---**
Go! One more time! Wettle Collider!
**[14:26] ---**
Mecha Wet!
**[14:28] ---**
Too slow!
**[14:29] ---**
Mecha Wet!
**[14:30] ---**
Wait, I said!
**[14:31] ---**
Go, Sis!
**[14:33] ---**
It looks like you're in trouble!
**[14:36] ---**
Now for the coup de grace!
**[14:39] ---**
Mecha Wet!
**[14:47] ---**
Sis!
**[14:48] ---**
Now! Rolling missiles again!
**[14:51] ---**
Mecha Wet!
**[15:07] ---**
Huh?
**[15:08] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu! It's not responding!
**[15:10] ---**
Strange. That's... Huh?
***SIGN*** Deactivate
**[15:13] ---**
The limiter is deactivating itself!
***SIGN*** Limiter Deactivated
**[15:20] ---**
W-What the...?!
**[15:21] ---**
Kululu! What's going on?!
***SIGN*** Sticky-slimy
**[15:27] ---**
Sticky-slimy...
**[15:30] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[15:32] ---**
A human slug?!
**[15:35] ---**
It was a pain to make it
slimy and sticky, see?
**[15:38] ---**
So I made a giant slug and stuck it
in a robotic-like suit.
**[15:42] ---**
Then it isn't a robot at all!
**[15:44] ---**
Of course!
**[15:46] ---**
Sticky-slimy, sticky-slimy, sticky-slimy...
**[15:49] ---**
Sticky-slimy!
**[15:54] ---**
Sticky!
**[15:57] ---**
What is that?!
**[16:00] ---**
Sticky-slimy!
**[16:03] ---**
H-How about that, Lady Natsumi?!
**[16:05] ---**
This is the day I achieve victory...
**[16:08] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:11] ---**
Uncle!
**[16:11] ---**
Watch out!
**[16:12] ---**
Are you okay?
**[16:14] ---**
Thank you!
**[16:15] ---**
Gero! Wait! The enemy is over there!
**[16:19] ---**
Yuck! It's all sticky and slimy!
**[16:21] ---**
Once the limiter was deactivated,
**[16:23] ---**
it went wild and couldn't tell the difference
between friend and foe.
**[16:28] ---**
But why is it running wild?!
**[16:29] ---**
It seems its instincts are
strongly reacting to something.
**[16:38] ---**
Come on! Who cares about that?!
**[16:40] ---**
I... I can't breathe! Help me, Lady Natsumi!
**[16:43] ---**
You reap what you sow!
**[16:45] ---**
Use this as a moment of reflection!
**[16:50] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[16:52] ---**
Sheesh! This is the last time!
**[16:55] ---**
Yay!
**[16:56] ---**
Halt!
**[16:58] ---**
Sis! Giroro!
**[17:05] ---**
Natsumi!
**[17:06] ---**
It's got all of us!
**[17:09] ---**
Sis!
**[17:10] ---**
Natsumi!
**[17:11] ---**
Dororo...
**[17:12] ---**
Fuyuki-dono, I shall handle...
**[17:14] ---**
Whoa! I was careless!
**[17:15] ---**
Why did you even bother coming, Dororo?!
**[17:17] ---**
It is so sticky and slimy,
my knife cannot get a grip on it!
**[17:22] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[17:23] ---**
It's too late for regrets!
**[17:25] ---**
Natsumi! Get a hold of yourself!
**[17:27] ---**
It's making me skinny!
**[17:29] ---**
You!
**[17:30] ---**
Kululu, isn't there anything you can do?
***SIGN*** Salt
**[17:33] ---**
Nope.
**[17:34] ---**
There was a mass panic
after Mecha Wettle King 2
**[17:37] ---**
turned into Wettle Human and went berserk!
**[17:47] ---**
Tch!
**[17:48] ---**
Mindless...
**[17:50] ---**
Too late...
**[17:51] ---**
What should I do? There must be some way...
**[17:54] ---**
That's it!
**[17:57] ---**
Um, what are you doing?
**[18:00] ---**
There!
**[18:02] ---**
Red is for transformation and
blue is for him to appear, right?
**[18:05] ---**
Master Fuyuki... That's...
**[18:09] ---**
I... I'll do it, too!
**[18:10] ---**
Don't tell me you guys are...
**[18:12] ---**
Wettle King went off into
the far reaches of space!
**[18:16] ---**
Wettle King made a promise!
**[18:19] ---**
To return in a time of peril!
**[18:21] ---**
Please, help Uncle!
**[18:24] ---**
Or, like, total despair?
***SIGN*** Pencil
**[18:26] ---**
Here.
**[18:28] ---**
My finger hurts, but...
**[18:30] ---**
Spin, spin, spin!
**[18:32] ---**
It's pointless! You're wasting your time!
**[18:35] ---**
But then...
**[18:36] ---**
...Fuyuki and Mois's own heroic hearts,
purely seeking out a hero,
**[18:39] ---**
create a huge Wettle sign in space.
**[18:46] ---**
Wettle!
**[18:49] [SONG] ---**
After the dumb fight is over,
**[18:55] [SONG] ---**
That heroic heart slowly awakens,
**[18:56] ---**
That's...
**[18:59] [SONG] ---**
And the valiant Wettle King goes on a journey.
**[19:01] ---**
That's...
**[19:02] ---**
Indeed!
**[19:02] ---**
It's him!
**[19:05] [SONG] ---**
Those soft, dazzling eyes!
**[19:05] ---**
Wettle!
***SIGN*** Wettle King
**[19:09] [SONG] ---**
Although they're so tiny
that they can't be seen.
**[19:09] ---**
W-Wettle King!
**[19:12] ---**
He really did come!
**[19:13] ---**
The real Wettle King is here, boys and girls!
**[19:15] [SONG] ---**
Smiling, gleaming Pekopon
**[19:18] ---**
Wet!
**[19:19] [SONG] ---**
Is his faraway homeworld.
**[19:19] ---**
I'm glad that he's here,
but can he beat this thing?!
**[19:29] [SONG] ---**
Don't hesitate! Don't look back again!
**[19:32] [SONG] ---**
Slimy, slimy, slimy, slimy, sticky
**[19:33] ---**
Wet!
**[19:35] [SONG] ---**
Wettle King!
**[19:37] ---**
Wet!
**[19:51] ---**
Wettle Web!
**[19:54] ---**
The Wettle Web changes creatures that
have been transformed into evil forms
**[19:58] ---**
back into their original forms.
**[20:01] ---**
Now!
**[20:06] ---**
Now it is safe!
**[20:07] ---**
Dororo!
**[20:30] ---**
Wet!
**[20:33] ---**
Amazing!
**[20:34] ---**
Wettle King won without
fighting his opponent!
**[20:38] ---**
Love is the strongest power!
**[20:40] ---**
Indeed.
**[20:41] ---**
Justice isn't about power. He's a true hero!
**[20:46] ---**
I am crying this time, too!
**[20:48] ---**
Boring...
**[20:50] ---**
I had faith you would come, Wettle King!
**[20:54] ---**
Dirty liar!
**[20:57] ---**
What happened?
**[20:59] ---**
The real Wettle King
came to help you out of a pinch, Sis.
**[21:04] ---**
Wet!
**[21:06] ---**
Wettle King...
**[21:07] ---**
Wet?
**[21:09] ---**
This time, he really wants
to shake your hand, Sis.
**[21:12] ---**
Okay.
**[21:16] ---**
No! I just can't do it! I... I can't!
**[21:19] ---**
Wet...
**[21:21] [SONG] ---**
Fight, run, stick to things!
**[21:21] ---**
And so, Wettle King returns to his voyage
to protect the peace in space once more.
**[21:24] [SONG] ---**
Slimy, slimy, gooey, gooey, drippy!
**[21:27] ---**
Thank you! And fight!
**[21:28] [SONG] ---**
Wettle King!
**[21:29] ---**
Our Wettle King!
**[21:31] ---**
Whether he appears again
depends on his popularity!
**[21:33] ---**
Wet!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of tasty is
"I don't wanna eat it."
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
There are all kinds of opposites, but
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
"I really, really, really hate you"
means I like you a little bit.
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
When a champion goes down,
they're just another guy.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Earth is round and rolls easily.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can face any, any, any
which way and get back up again.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Docchi o docchi o docchi
o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over, and flip it over,
and flip it over, and
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Wa-ha-ha!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
wa-ha-ha
**[23:07] ---**
I'm Space Detective 556!
**[23:09] ---**
I'm here with another preview!
**[23:10] ---**
I'm Lavie!
**[23:11] ---**
But I wonder why we're appearing
more often these days.
**[23:14] ---**
They must be at a loss for new ideas!
***SIGN*** New Weapon
**[23:16] ---**
D-Don't tell me that's a sign
we're going to be killed off?!
**[23:20] ---**
That aside, wait for three minutes!
**[23:23] ---**
"556: How To Make Cup Ramen, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro: Complete the Crossword, Sir!"
***SIGN*** One Year's Worth
***SIGN*** 365 Days' Worth
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!