E13 - Dororo: The Forgotten Warrior, Sir! / Dororo & Koyuki: Friendship, How Beautiful It Is, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    Today our Earth is inhabited
    by a number of alien invaders...
[01:35] ---
    They are in a frenzy of activity
    each day to achieve their various goals.
[01:44] ---
    How cute!
[01:45] ---
    Gesu-chaaan!
[01:46] ---
    Just look at how popular he is!
    He has become Japan's national idol!
[01:51] ---
    He's Gesu-chan of the Gesui River!
SIGN    Musculus pectoralis
[01:56] ---
    Musculus pectoralis!
SIGN    Quadriceps
[01:58] ---
    Quadriceps!
[02:01] ---
    Those foolish Pekoponians!
SIGN    Rectus abdominis
[02:03] ---
    Rectus abdominis!
[02:04] ---
    Grovel, all of you, before my charms!
SIGN    Adductor Longus
[02:07] ---
    Adductor longus!
[02:17] ---
    Please stop!
[02:18] ---
    Sartorius muscle!
SIGN    Sartorius muscle
[02:19] ---
    Don't look!
SIGN    Oblique abdominal muscle
[02:20] ---
    Oblique abdominal muscle! Biceps!
[02:20] ---
    Who's doing this?!
SIGN    Biceps
[02:23] ---
    Show yourself!
[02:28] ---
    Dororo: The Forgotten Warrior, Sir!
SIGN    Scoop! Gesu-chan was actually a creepy pervert!!
[02:36] ---
    Then, Gesu-chan got away
    by stealing a bicycle.
[02:39] ---
    He is still nowhere to be found.
[02:42] ---
    So, Gesu-chan was actually a pervert.
[02:45] ---
    No, he's one of the Arazaza aliens.
    Their heads look like a seal's.
[02:50] ---
    We could say that he's
     a regional alien.
SIGN    Regional Alien Arazaza
[02:52] ---
    He's a formidable invader
    who's trying to infiltrate
[02:54] ---
    the Pekoponian society
    by using his adorable face.
[02:56] ---
    I'm sure his goal is to
    obtain legal residency.
SIGN    Special Residency Card
[03:02] ---
    I-Is that so?
[03:04] ---
    Around the same time,
[03:05] ---
    aliens hiding out on Earth are
    being attacked, one after another.
[03:19] ---
    What?!
[03:20] ---
    Oh, what am I thinking?
[03:22] ---
    But haven't you all felt
    someone's presence behind you
[03:25] ---
    when taking a shower?
SIGN    Creepiness Creepiness Creepiness
[03:33] ---
    Mukujan is a type of alien
    who emits a creepy vibe.
[03:36] ---
    They aren't hostile or harmful at all.
[03:39] ---
    They just turn the mood slightly eerie.
[03:52] ---
    Wow! How convenient!
[03:53] ---
    Come and see!
[03:54] ---
    As you can see, with this
    super-duper cutting machine,
SIGN    Big Sale Special Price Cheap
[03:56] ---
    you'll be able to easily
    slice radishes in rounds,
[03:59] ---
    shell peanuts, and much more!
[04:02] ---
    Right now we have a special offer!
[04:04] ---
    Only for this very moment,
    I'll take an amazing 99% off!
[04:08] ---
    I want it! I want it!
[04:12] ---
    Those Pekoponian consumers
     are so gullible.
[04:14] ---
    You'll be surprised when
    my cookware turns into invaders.
SIGN    Gail: Demonstrator-type alien.
SIGN    Asset Flow
[04:25] ---
    What's that?
[04:26] ---
    Oh, no!
[04:27] ---
    It's a scam! We want our money back!
[04:39] ---
    Okay, everyone, please be silent!
[04:41] ---
    Today, I will be introducing a new student.
SIGN    Azumaya Koyuki
[04:46] ---
    I'm Azumaya Koyuki.
     Nice to meet you all.
[04:49] ---
    So petite and cute!
[04:50] ---
    Yes, yes.
[04:51] ---
    Now, you'll be sitting next to
    Hinata-san over there, okay?
[04:57] ---
    Nice to meet you!
[05:01] ---
    You smell like the city.
[05:03] ---
    What?!
[05:08] ---
    Do you like sports, Koyuki-chan?
[05:10] ---
    Sports? Oh stuff like Judo
    and Tae Kwon Do?
[05:12] ---
    Tae... what?
[05:14] ---
    Certainly those are sports, but...
[05:17] ---
    Next up: Hinata-san.
[05:18] ---
    Right!
[05:20] ---
    Natsumi!
[05:21] ---
    Good luck!
[05:32] ---
    Natsumi! You're so cool!
[05:34] ---
    Am I supposed to do the same?
[05:36] ---
    That was Natsumi showing off.
[05:38] ---
    All you have to do is to roll forward.
[05:40] ---
    Next up: Azumaya-san.
[05:43] ---
    That city girl isn't bad at all.
[05:45] ---
    Do your best, Koyuki-chan!
[05:47] ---
    I shouldn't hold back!
[05:50] ---
    Huh?
[05:57] ---
    How was my triple forward somersault?
[06:01] ---
    Huh? Did I botch it?
[06:03] ---
    D-Did you just see that?
[06:05] ---
    I can't believe it.
[06:05] ---
    Looks like Natsumi has competition.
[06:07] ---
    Th-That was amazing,
    Koyuki-chan!
[06:13] ---
    Yeah, the transfer student
    is simply amazing.
[06:16] ---
    Her name is Koyuki-chan!
[06:19] ---
    She's so athletic!
[06:22] ---
    Almost like an Olympic medalist.
[06:22] ---
    I was hoping to walk home with her,
[06:25] ---
    but she's with a boy...
[06:25] ---
    Oh, wow.
[06:27] ---
    Yeah. I mean, you don't come
    across someone so incredible very often.
[06:30] ---
    We do have incredible aliens, though.
[06:33] ---
    Nah, she's nothing like
    those incredibly stupid frogs.
[06:36] ---
    Aliens? Stupid frogs?
[06:53] ---
    How is your new school suiting you?
[06:56] ---
    It was fun. There's a girl
    I think I can become friends with.
[07:01] ---
    That is a fine thing.
[07:04] ---
    You know what, Dororo?
[07:06] ---
    Huh?
[07:06] ---
    I might have found your friends.
[07:11] ---
    I have divested myself of my past.
[07:13] ---
    I no longer have any friends.
[07:16] ---
    But... I think your friends miss you.
[07:35] ---
    They're friends. I'm sure they must
    have been worrying about Dororo.
SIGN    Hinata
[07:51] ---
    So these are Dororo's friends...
[08:01] ---
    Somehow... they seem to have
    forgotten all about Dororo.
[08:05] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[08:06] ---
    Gero?
[08:08] ---
    I got a message from Keron headquarters!
[08:09] ---
    What's wrong with you dumbos?
    Slacking off all day long!
[08:13] ---
    Maybe that red guy is different!
[08:15] ---
    Look!
[08:18] ---
    Huh?
[08:19] ---
    What are these?
[08:20] ---
    Many aliens hiding out on Pekopon
    have been attacked.
[08:24] ---
    It must be a skirmish
    among invading aliens!
[08:28] ---
    Are you saying that
    we might be attacked, too?
[08:30] ---
    That's right!
[08:32] ---
    Other aliens are targeting
    Pekopon besides us.
[08:35] ---
    Don't forget that other aliens
    are always trying to beat us.
[08:39] ---
    Don't forget? What about Dororo?
[08:41] ---
    Aren't you all worried about Dororo?
[08:44] ---
    I have divested myself of my past.
     I no longer have friends.
[08:50] ---
    Dororo!
[08:52] ---
    Who's there?!
[08:57] ---
    Intruder!
[08:58] ---
    After him!
[09:05] ---
    Natsumi-san...
SIGN    Eeek!
[09:09] ---
    Um... this is... uh...
[09:12] ---
    What's the matter, Sis?
[09:14] ---
    Halt! Halt! Halt!
SIGN    Halt Halt Halt Halt
[09:16] ---
    Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt!
[09:20] ---
    K-Koyuki-chan?!
[09:21] ---
    What?
[09:21] ---
    Natsumi-san, let me explain...
[09:24] ---
    Are you an acquaintance
    of Lady Natsumi's?
[09:27] ---
    I apologize for making such a fuss!
[09:30] ---
    How could you trust her so easily?
SIGN    Pow!
[09:32] ---
    Look at her.
[09:34] ---
    She's not just anybody!
    She could be one of the attackers!
[09:39] ---
    Did you use Natsumi to get close to us?
[09:43] ---
    I wouldn't...!
[09:44] ---
    Koyuki-chan!
[09:45] ---
    What's going on?
[09:46] ---
    Natsumi-san...
[09:48] ---
    Answer her!
[09:57] ---
    Gero!
[09:58] ---
    You're...
[09:59] ---
    It has been some time since we met, yea,
    since you became resigned to history.
[10:03] ---
    Ze...
[10:05] ---
    Ze...
SIGN    Zeroro
[10:09] ---
    Zeroro!
[10:11] ---
    Could he be the fifth one?
[10:13] ---
    So, he's been with Koyuki-chan?
[10:15] ---
    Hey, it's been a while!
[10:18] ---
    I'm glad you're safe, Zeroro.
[10:19] ---
    Where have you been all this time?
    We were so worried about you.
[10:23] ---
    All right! Let's do the usual "resonance!"
[10:26] ---
    Okay!
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
SIGN    Tamatamatama...
SIGN    Girogirogiro...
SIGN    Kulukulukulu...
[10:32] ---
    I respectfully refuse.
[10:33] ---
    What?
[10:35] ---
    I have rid myself of my hideous past.
[10:38] ---
    Zeroro is no more. I am Dororo now.
SIGN    Name: Dororo
SIGN    Dororo?!
[10:41] ---
    Dororo?
[10:42] ---
    I bid you farewell... my former leader!
[10:45] ---
    Former?!
SIGN    Former
SIGN    Vanish!
[10:52] ---
    Wh-What is that?
[10:55] ---
    It's a Dear John letter!
SIGN    Dear John letter from Dororo
[10:57] ---
    Y-You mean he's cutting me off?
[11:00] ---
    So, he's upset...
[11:01] ---
    He was the last missing member.
[11:03] ---
    We should have searched
    for him more seriously.
[11:05] ---
    Well, I forgot about him.
[11:07] ---
    To be honest, I did, too.
[11:11] ---
    Koyuki-dono... You did all this for my sake.
    No words can express my thanks.
[11:16] ---
    Are you really sure about this, Dororo?
[11:18] ---
    Let us proceed! We must be the ones
     to protect this beautiful Pekopon!
[11:23] ---
    The fifth soldier, Lance Corporal
    Dororo, has finally appeared!
[11:27] ---
    What will tomorrow
    bring to the Keroro Platoon?
[11:29] ---
    Good, bad, or ugly?
[11:40] ---
    Presently, there are many
    aliens hiding out on Earth.
[11:44] ---
    Among those thousands of aliens
    are the following...
[11:49] ---
    How annoying of one lowly Keronian
[11:52] ---
    to think he can protect Pekopon.
[11:55] ---
    They shall grovel before me,
    at the feet of the great Viper-sama!
SIGN    Viper, the Nemesis-type Alien
[12:07] ---
    Some of the ones in hiding dare
    to behave like a typical villain.
[12:15] ---
    Dororo & Koyuki: Friendship,
    How Beautiful It Is, Sir!
[12:20] ---
    What?! The fifth one
    finally showed up?!
[12:23] ---
    Where is he?
[12:24] ---
    Actually... he got angry and left.
[12:27] ---
    Understandable. I mean,
    everyone forgot about him.
[12:30] ---
    You are wrong about that, sir!
[12:33] ---
    Since Kululu arrived just recently,
[12:35] ---
    I wasn't expecting the
    fifth one to come so soon after.
[12:38] ---
    He has a point.
    If it were a comic series,
SIGN    A professional editor's opinion
[12:40] ---
    I'd have kept the readers
    in suspense a little longer.
[12:43] ---
    Until the seventh volume,
    for example.
[12:47] ---
    Yes, exactly!
[12:49] ---
    So, what is the fifth one like?
[12:51] ---
    Huh? Well...
[12:54] ---
    Tamama probably
    doesn't know much about him.
[12:57] ---
    Tamama and Kululu joined up
    when the platoon was assembled.
[13:02] ---
    Only Giroro and I knew Zeroro
    before that.
[13:06] ---
    Giroro, Zeroro, and I were classmates
[13:09] ---
    in the elementary training school.
[13:14] ---
    Speed! Speed! Yahoo!
SIGN    Young Keroro
SIGN    Young Giroro
[13:19] ---
    W-Wait for me! Keroro!
SIGN    Young Dororo
[13:21] ---
    You're too slow, Zeroro!
[13:26] ---
    Ze-ro-ro-kun!
[13:29] ---
    I'm so glad you came!
     Please come in.
[13:34] ---
    Your family is so rich!
[13:36] ---
    No, we're not. We're just average.
[13:38] ---
    Oh? Are you friends of Zeroro's?
[13:40] ---
    Hello!
[13:41] ---
    Thank you for being friends with Zeroro.
[13:44] ---
    Stop it, Mother!
[13:44] ---
    Thank you! Thank you!
    Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
[13:47] ---
    Awesome! You have so many
    Pekoponian games and plastic models.
[13:52] ---
    Play as you please.
[13:53] ---
    Zeroro-kun... we're friends, right?
[13:58] ---
    Yeah! We're friends!
[14:01] ---
    We're best friends!
[14:02] ---
    Best friends!
SIGN    Danger
[14:06] ---
    Keroro, this game of "no braking"
    is too dangerous.
[14:09] ---
    Oh, c'mon!
[14:10] ---
    If you use the brake,
    it means a breakup of our friendship.
SIGN    Breakup!!
[14:13] ---
    Breakup?!
[14:14] ---
    I... I'm scared... but I'll do it
    because we're friends!
[14:17] ---
    Because we're friends!
[14:19] ---
    Huh?
[14:21] ---
    The game is over. Use your brakes!
[14:25] ---
    Because we're friends!
[14:31] ---
    Because of his circumstances,
[14:33] ---
    Zeroro lingered on the
    verge of death many times.
[14:37] ---
    No using your feet!
[14:40] ---
    No running away!
[14:42] ---
    As the years rolled by,
    his physical ability skyrocketed.
[14:47] ---
    And he became the head of the elite
    Keronian unit known as Assassins.
[14:52] ---
    You call yourself his friend?
[14:54] ---
    Gero!
[14:55] ---
    It sure does not sound like it.
[14:56] ---
    What? Of course we're friends!
[14:59] ---
    But it sounds like he's got
    an interesting character!
[15:02] ---
    And Zeroro... no, Dororo,
     as he's called now...
[15:06] ---
    has far superior
    combat abilities than I.
[15:12] ---
    We should hope that he doesn't
     become our opponent.
[15:14] ---
    Could this be the end of
    the Keroro Platoon?
[15:18] ---
    I can only hope that our opponents
    won't know what's going on.
[15:24] ---
    Fights occur,
     even among Pekoponians.
[15:27] ---
    It is a difficult path
    to try to preserve peace.
[15:31] ---
    Dororo, you take things too seriously.
[15:35] ---
    You cut off the friends
    you finally met up with...
[15:38] ---
    This is as it should be.
    I am on Pekopon's side now.
[15:42] ---
    Since Keroro and the others are
    the invaders, they are my enemy.
[15:46] ---
    I fell in love with this beautiful planet.
[15:50] ---
    In addition, I owe you a debt
    of gratitude, Koyuki-dono.
[15:54] ---
    Dororo and Koyuki...
[15:56] ---
    How did they meet and become partners?
[15:59] ---
    I'm afraid I can't tell you, because...
[16:07] ---
    Who are you?
[16:09] ---
    Before you worry about Pekopon,
[16:11] ---
    you should be worrying
     about yourself!
[16:14] ---
    I've found you, Keronian!
[16:16] ---
    Y-You are...
[16:20] ---
    Sarge?!
[16:21] ---
    What the...?!
[16:22] ---
    This is Zeroro's messaging technique.
[16:26] ---
    Dororo and I have been
    captured by an alien called Viper!
[16:30] ---
    Viper?!
[16:31] ---
    Please! Our friends!
    Come and rescue us!
[16:43] ---
    Keroro Platoon!
    This is an emergency! Let's go!
[16:46] ---
    Roger!
[16:51] ---
    How did that creep petrify Dororo?
[16:55] ---
    Who in the world are you?
[16:57] ---
    Ha! My people are the
    Keronian people's nemesis.
[17:01] ---
    They have always been our prey.
[17:05] ---
    Look, he's so frightened,
     he can't even speak!
[17:11] ---
    That's enough!
[17:16] ---
    Keroro... My former leader...
[17:20] ---
    Viper, we're here to stop you!
[17:24] ---
    Nonsense!
[17:28] ---
    How pathetic!
[17:29] ---
    Meet the doom!
[17:30] ---
    Too late!
SIGN    Total defeat
[17:41] ---
    The Keroro Platoon was
    defeated in a blink of an eye.
[17:44] ---
    In only 15 seconds, to be exact.
[17:46] ---
    An incomplete platoon of
    Keronians is no match for me.
[17:54] ---
    This wouldn't have happened
    if all five of us had been together.
[17:57] ---
    I'm sorry, Dororo...
    I mean Zeroro! I'm really sorry!
[18:02] ---
    In Keroro's mind, there was
    an odd click within his trauma.
SIGN    Click
[18:08] ---
    Zeroro-kun, I'm sorry! The one who
    broke your precious music box...
[18:13] ---
    ...was me!!
[18:24] ---
    I wanted to apologize,
     but I didn't have the courage!
[18:28] ---
    I'm still saving up money
    to buy you a new one!
[18:33] ---
    So... please...
[18:38] ---
    Dororo!
[18:38] ---
    What the?!
[18:42] ---
    Thank you for telling me
    the truth, Keroro-kun.
[18:45] ---
    Nay, Platoon Leader!
[18:47] ---
    Zeroro...
[18:48] ---
    Zeroro-kun... no, Dororo!
SIGN    We're friends, right?
[18:50] ---
    We're friends, right?
[18:57] ---
    What the heck?!
[19:04] ---
    Now five men strong:
     the Keroro Platoon!
[19:13] ---
    Let's do it! The Keroro Platoon's
    special finishing attack!
[19:16] ---
    Okay!
[19:23] ---
    Energy Ball charge.
[19:25] ---
    Tamama!
[19:26] ---
    What?
[19:30] ---
    Double dribble violation!
[19:31] ---
    Giroro!
[19:34] ---
    Traveling violation!
[19:36] ---
    Keroro!
[19:37] ---
    Hole in one!
[19:39] ---
    Nice shot!
[19:40] ---
    What?!
[19:41] ---
    It's all yours, Dororo!
[19:42] ---
    Dororo!
[19:43] ---
    Dororo!!
[19:46] ---
    Gently support with a left hand...
[19:54] ---
    W-What is this? I can't dodge!
[19:57] ---
    Actually, it’s more like I feel
    I’m not supposed to dodge!
[20:00] ---
    The magnificent technique
    of the five
[20:03] ---
    has transformed Viper
    into a typical tokusatsu villain!
[20:07] ---
    I feel like I'm supposed to be hit!
[20:10] ---
    I feel like I'm supposed to blow up!
[20:19] ---
    This is the true power of the
    five-man Keroro Platoon!
[20:22] ---
    It's our great victory!
[20:25] ---
    My leader...
[20:28] ---
    Good for you, Dororo.
[20:29] ---
    Koyuki-dono!
[20:32] ---
    You need to be nice to each other,
     since you're friends.
[20:39] ---
    You're planning to preserve
    Pekopon's peace, right, Dororo?
[20:43] ---
    That is correct.
[20:44] ---
    If we conquer Pekopon
    and make it a better place,
[20:47] ---
    it'll be like killing two birds
    with one stone!
[20:49] ---
    Let's unite and fight together
    from here on!
[20:53] ---
    Understood.
[20:59] ---
    Something wrong?
[21:01] ---
    You said you broke that music box.
[21:05] ---
    So I did.
[21:06] ---
    You don't know what I went through.
[21:08] ---
    I blamed my younger brother
    and I took my anger out on my mom...
[21:11] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Poof!
SIGN    I need more time to think. - Dororo
[21:19] ---
    "I need more time to think."
[21:21] ---
    What a stubborn guy...
[21:24] ---
    I guess boys' friendships
     are complicated.
[21:28] ---
    Anyhow, the five members of
    the Keroro Platoon are back together...
[21:30] ---
    ...with a little bit of uncertainty.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    This is Dororo.
[23:08] ---
    What is true compassion?
[23:10] ---
    We are all members of the same galaxy,
    so why do we fight?
[23:14] ---
    I hear that even on this small Pekopon,
    the fighting never stops.
[23:18] ---
    What can I do to help?
[23:20] ---
    Never mind such things!
[23:21] ---
    Next time, we begin
    our ultimate invasion plan,
[23:23] ---
    the very first with
    all five of us together.
[23:25] ---
    "The Five Assemble!
    Probably The Longest Day, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    It's one big episode,
    so look forward to it.
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!