E324 - Natsumi: Do Not Push, Sir! / Keroro: Invader Level Check, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
[01:31] ---
    The hint for a dreadful invasion plan
[01:33] ---
    is casually hiding amongst everyday life.
[01:37] ---
    Hey, stupid frog!
[01:38] ---
    You ate the pudding I'd been
    saving up for later, didn't you?!
[01:42] ---
    After all, it was in the refrigerator!
[01:45] ---
    I told you it was mine,
    so you'd better not eat it!
SIGN    Natsu
[01:48] ---
    Telling someone no
[01:50] ---
    makes them want to do it.
[01:51] ---
    That's human nature.
[01:53] ---
    Take you, Lady Natsumi.
[01:55] ---
    When you're told not to eat sweets before
    bedtime because you'll gain weight,
[01:58] ---
    you pig out and get fat...
[02:01] ---
    Gero!
[02:02] ---
    Human nature, my foot.
[02:03] ---
    You are an alien...
[02:06] ---
    Keep your mouth shut!
[02:07] ---
    I'm up high! Way too high!
[02:10] ---
    Just then, Keroro's brain, impacted by the strong
    stimulation of Natsumi-chan's punishment,
SIGN    Keroro's Brain
[02:14] ---
    rotated at a high speed.
SIGN    High Speed
SIGN    Rotating
[02:17] ---
    I just got a great idea!
[02:22] ---
    Natsumi: Do Not Push, Sir!
[02:29] ---
    All right...
SIGN    Do Not Push
SIGN    Do Not Push
[02:35] ---
    "Do Not Push"?
[02:36] ---
    What is this button?
[02:37] ---
    Has it always been there?
[02:40] ---
    But when it says "do not push,"
[02:42] ---
    I have the irresistible urge to push it...
SIGN    Do Not Push
[02:50] ---
    No, it says "do not push",
    so I'd better not do it.
[02:54] ---
    That was close.
[02:56] ---
    However, this was no more than the
    beginning of a terrible affair.
[03:02] ---
    So then,
[03:03] ---
    the poem 623-san read was so romantic!
[03:07] ---
    I felt...
SIGN    Do Not Push
[03:11] ---
    Again, "do not push."
[03:12] ---
    That reminds me, I followed
    your example the other day
[03:16] ---
    and tried writing a poem.
[03:19] ---
    H-Huh. Really!
[03:21] ---
    The title is "Caltrop, Shuriken,
    Rice Ball Roll."
SIGN    Do Not Push
[03:26] ---
    The poem likens a throwing star to the
[03:29] ---
    feelings of a caltrop that's been
    left in the ground and forgotten about.
[03:31] ---
    Do not push...
SIGN    Do Not Push
[03:32] ---
    A rice ball that idolizes the caltrop
    and shuriken wants to join them,
[03:32] ---
    Do not push...
[03:33] ---
    D-Do not push...
[03:35] ---
    Do not push... Do not push...
[03:36] ---
    but it just falls down flat, you know?
[03:37] ---
    Do not push! D-Do not push?
SIGN    Do Not Push
[03:38] ---
    It just falls down flat and rolls.
[03:40] ---
    D-Do not...
[03:40] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[03:42] ---
    What's wrong?
[03:44] ---
    O-Oh, nothing!
[03:48] ---
    Well, see you again tomorrow, Natsumi-san!
[03:50] ---
    Yeah! See you, Koyuki-chan!
SIGN    Do Not Push
[03:55] ---
    Here, too...
SIGN    Do Not Push
[03:57] ---
    What is this?
[03:58] ---
    Why shouldn't I push it?
SIGN    Do Not Push
[04:01] ---
    What would happen if I pushed it?
SIGN    Do Not Push
[04:11] ---
    No, no, I can't! I mustn't push it!
[04:14] ---
    Even after that, the mysterious buttons
    appeared wherever Natsumi-chan went.
SIGN    Do Not Push
SIGN    All 100 Yen
SIGN    Do Not Push
[04:29] ---
    Why?!
SIGN    Do Not Push
SIGN    Do Not Push
[04:34] ---
    When did that get there?!
SIGN    Do Not Push
[04:48] ---
    Is something wrong, Natsumi?
[04:50] ---
    Actually, these strange buttons...
[04:53] ---
    G-Giroro!
SIGN    Do Not Push
[04:55] ---
    What's this about buttons?
[04:58] ---
    Sheesh!
[05:00] ---
    What the heck is going on?
SIGN    Do Not Push
[05:02] ---
    Even here!
[05:05] ---
    Stuff your "do not push!"
[05:07] ---
    But...
SIGN    Do Not Push
[05:09] ---
    ...I do want to push it.
[05:12] ---
    And yet, I'd better not!
[05:14] ---
    After all, it says "do not push"...
[05:17] ---
    If I do push it,
[05:18] ---
    I'll be like the stupid frog who ate
    my pudding after I told him not to!
SIGN    Do Not Push
[05:26] ---
    Why didn't I realize it?!
[05:28] ---
    The stupid frog is the only one
    who would do something like this!
[05:33] ---
    Hey, stupid frog!
[05:34] ---
    You're behind it, aren't you?!
[05:36] ---
    What are you plotting?!
[05:38] ---
    Hey.
[05:39] ---
    Fix that door!
[05:41] ---
    I haven't done anything
    to make you mad at me.
[05:45] ---
    Then what are all those
    "do not push" buttons?!
[05:48] ---
    "Do not push" buttons?
[05:53] ---
    Even if I did do that,
[05:56] ---
    what's wrong with it?
[06:00] ---
    They say "do not push,"
[06:02] ---
    so all you have to do
    is not push them, right?
[06:05] ---
    True...
[06:08] ---
    Th-That's right.
[06:10] ---
    There's no way I'm gonna
    push any of those buttons.
[06:12] ---
    However...
[06:14] ---
    Next stop, Inner Tokyo, 3rd Street.
[06:17] ---
    Inner Tokyo, 3rd Street.
SIGN    Do Not Push
[06:20] ---
    All right, open your books to page 73.
SIGN    Do Not Push
SIGN    Do Not Push
[06:27] ---
    No!
SIGN    Do Not Push
SIGN    Do Not Push
SIGN    Do Not Push
[06:39] ---
    Do not push! Do not push...
SIGN    Do Not Push
[06:48] ---
    Then this really is...
[06:50] ---
    ...the stupid frog's doing, isn't it?
SIGN    Do Not Push
[06:53] ---
    I wanna push it.
[06:54] ---
    But I'd better not.
[06:55] ---
    I don't know what would
    happen if I pushed it.
[06:59] ---
    But I wanna push it.
[07:00] ---
    It says "do not push,"
    so what if I tried pulling it?
SIGN    Do Not Push
[07:02] ---
    Wait a second. Does it
    really say "do not push"?
SIGN    Dance Man
[07:06] ---
    It could be like Dasonu Maso.
SIGN    Dasonu Maso
SIGN    Push
[07:09] ---
    If I look closely,
    maybe it's not "do not push,"
[07:11] ---
    but "do not be pushy."
SIGN    Do Not Be Pushy
[07:12] ---
    Or "do not smoosh"?
SIGN    Do Not Smoosh
SIGN    Do Not Push
SIGN    Push
SIGN    Be Pushy
[07:20] ---
    Huh?
[07:21] ---
    I forget, is that how "push" is spelled?
[07:24] ---
    This is a common occurrence,
[07:25] ---
    where staring at a word for a long time
[07:27] ---
    makes it look
    more and more unfamiliar to you.
[07:30] ---
    In psychological terms,
[07:32] ---
    that's called "shape decomposition."
SIGN    Shape Decomposition
[07:41] ---
    A little more!
[07:42] ---
    Just a little more!
[07:44] ---
    With that trembling finger,
    push the button for all you are worth!
[07:48] ---
    Push it, Natsumi!
[07:50] ---
    Push it! Then you can finally be at ease!
[07:53] ---
    Or, like, perfect rapture?
[07:59] ---
    I don't think I can hang on anymore...
SIGN    Do Not Push
[08:02] ---
    Don't push... Do not push, it says...
[08:08] ---
    I... I... I'm gonna push it!
[08:14] ---
    I did it!
[08:20] ---
    Ow...
[08:21] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
[08:24] ---
    You pushed it at last, eh, Lady Natsumi?
[08:27] ---
    You were behind it after all, stupid frog!
[08:29] ---
    That's right!
[08:30] ---
    When someone tells you
    "don't blah-blah-blah,"
[08:33] ---
    you suddenly get the urge to do it.
[08:35] ---
    You have nothing to be
    ashamed of, Lady Natsumi.
[08:40] ---
    Urashima Taro was told not to open the
    treasure chest, but he did it anyway.
SIGN    Rattle
[08:46] ---
    In the story with the crane, the man peeked
    in the room after being told not to.
SIGN    You looked
SIGN    Do Not Push
[08:51] ---
    Even Pekoponian folk tales prove that
[08:54] ---
    being told not to do something
    compels you to do it.
SIGN    Do Not Push
[08:58] ---
    And so I thought up an invasion
    plan in which we scatter
[09:02] ---
    "do not push" signs all over the world!
[09:07] ---
    The number of "do not push" signs
    we planted all over Pekopon
[09:10] ---
    is equivalent to the entire population.
[09:14] ---
    And when all of the buttons are pushed,
[09:17] ---
    Pekopon invasion missiles
    will launch automatically!
[09:22] ---
    And then the invasion will be complete.
[09:24] ---
    What did you do?!
[09:26] ---
    Hold on there.
[09:27] ---
    Nobody has the right to complain!
[09:29] ---
    After all, they all say "do not push,"
[09:32] ---
    so if the Pekoponians push them,
    it's their own fault.
[09:35] ---
    Even if they're invaded,
    they can't whine about it!
SIGN    Do Not Push
[09:46] ---
    What's this?
SIGN    Do Not Push
[09:50] ---
    W-What's this?
[09:52] ---
    Fuyuki! Momoka-chan!
[09:54] ---
    Don't push those buttons!
SIGN    Do Not Push
[10:06] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Do Not Push
[10:07] ---
    "Do not push?"
[10:09] ---
    Dororo, what is that?
[10:11] ---
    What is the matter, Koyuki-dono?
[10:13] ---
    Koyuki-chan, you mustn't push it!
SIGN    Do Not Push
[10:16] ---
    Click!
[10:18] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[10:20] ---
    People are pushing the buttons more and more!
SIGN    Click
SIGN    Click
SIGN    Click
SIGN    Click
[10:31] ---
    Uncle, only one "do not push" button
    hasn't been pushed!
[10:35] ---
    Or, like, nearly ready?
[10:37] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[10:38] ---
    Foolish Pekoponians!
[10:40] ---
    I wonder who will push the
    final button of destruction.
SIGN    Do Not Push
[10:48] ---
    Don't, Bro!
[10:50] ---
    It says "do not push," so you'd better not!
[10:53] ---
    I know, Lavie!
[10:55] ---
    If it says "do not push," push it I will not!
[10:57] ---
    That's what a hero is!
SIGN    Do Not Push
[11:00] ---
    I will not let anyone...
[11:01] ---
    ...push this button!
[11:10] ---
    Now we can have peace of mind!
[11:12] ---
    Thank goodness, brother!
[11:14] ---
    And so, Sergeant Keroro's
    dreadful invasion plan
[11:17] ---
    was foiled by Space Detective 556.
[11:21] ---
    Darn it! That 556 jerk!
[11:23] ---
    Since it's come to this,
    I'll push the final button!
SIGN    Push
[11:27] ---
    "Push"...
[11:30] ---
    Is it okay to push it?
[11:33] ---
    It says to push it, so I feel the opposite...
[11:37] ---
    I can't push it!
[11:41] ---
    People are cut out for
    different things, right?
[11:45] ---
    Fuyuki, want some pudding?
[11:47] ---
    Oh, sure!
[11:49] ---
    Although it's supposed to be
    the stupid frog's...
[11:53] ---
    Huh? What's that sound?
[11:59] ---
    The Kero Ball...
[12:01] ---
    I wonder what's wrong.
[12:03] ---
    Hey, Fuyuki, you probably
    shouldn't be touching it.
[12:06] ---
    Remember what that thing
    put me through last time?
[12:22] ---
    Oh, come on!
[12:23] ---
    Are we inside the Kero Ball?
[12:30] ---
    Wh-What is that dirty bathtub?
[12:35] ---
    All right, here's your question.
[12:37] ---
    Which of these is effective in
    removing tough mold from a bathtub?
[12:41] ---
    A) Vinegar?
SIGN    Vinegar
[12:42] ---
    Or B) Baking soda?
SIGN    Baking Soda
[12:49] ---
    Keroro: Invader Level Check, Sir!
[12:54] ---
    "Your Invader Level Check"?
SIGN    Your Invader Level Check
[12:58] ---
    What is that?
[12:59] ---
    A new application that was just
    added to the Kero Ball.
[13:03] ---
    It's this amazing thing
    that can check your invader level
[13:06] ---
    just by your answers to A or B questions.
[13:10] ---
    But we are invaders.
[13:12] ---
    We do not need to do that check.
[13:15] ---
    Well, people are cut out
    for different things.
[13:19] ---
    Dororo, for example, has totally
    forgotten that he's an invader.
[13:24] ---
    I am not the only one, Commander-dono!
SIGN    Bullseye
[13:27] ---
    Well, anyway, let's all give it a try!
[13:31] ---
    Master Fuyuki, I'd like
    to borrow the Kero Ball...
[13:35] ---
    Gero?
[13:39] ---
    Huh? The Kero Ball...
[13:44] ---
    Gero!
[13:45] ---
    Does this mean...
[13:47] ---
    My pudding!
[13:52] ---
    It's hot, Sis...
[13:54] ---
    I'm thirsty...
[13:59] ---
    Cold beer and hot tea...
[14:01] ---
    We're supposed to choose again?
[14:03] ---
    We're middle school students,
    so we can't drink beer.
[14:13] ---
    Now we're in the mountains?
[14:17] ---
    Something's coming!
SIGN    Capybara
SIGN    Cow
[14:24] ---
    A capybara and a cow?
[14:26] ---
    This is like a psychology test.
[14:28] ---
    Like, "You're on a mountain path.
    What animal approaches?"
[14:33] ---
    Then I'll go with the capybara!
[14:35] ---
    Wait, Fuyuki!
[14:41] ---
    Now where are we?
[14:43] ---
    Hey, Fuyuki! Don't tell me
    you're having a good time...
[14:50] ---
    Hello, kids.
[14:51] ---
    Rest your chin on top of my fist.
[14:55] ---
    Like this?
[14:58] ---
    If you looked in my eyes
    when you did it, you're A.
[15:02] ---
    If you didn't look in my eyes
    when you did it, you're B!
[15:05] ---
    Well, I guess here's where we split up!
[15:08] ---
    Hey! What can you tell just from that?!
[15:12] ---
    Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki
    are definitely inside it!
[15:16] ---
    How do you know Natsumi is in there, too?
[15:19] ---
    Only Lady Natsumi would eat my pudding
[15:21] ---
    without saying anything!
SIGN    A Grudge Over Food
[15:25] ---
    Well, leaving that aside...
[15:28] ---
    ...this is the Invader Level Check!
[15:30] ---
    If they get a high score, there's no problem,
[15:33] ---
    but if their invader level is
    judged to be 30% or lower...
[15:37] ---
    What'll happen?
[15:39] ---
    They'll be forcibly transferred
    to the training field,
[15:42] ---
    where training from hell is waiting for them.
[15:45] ---
    What?!
[15:47] ---
    We must rescue them before that happens!
[15:49] ---
    Keroro Platoon, emergency deployment!
[15:52] ---
    Click!
[15:53] ---
    Mini, mini, mini...
[15:57] ---
    Which would you drink?
[15:58] ---
    For now,
[16:00] ---
    we should proceed by choosing the answers
    that Natsumi-dono and Fuyuki-dono probably did.
[16:04] ---
    In that case...
[16:05] ---
    ...this one.
SIGN    30% off the listed price 20% off the listed price
[16:09] ---
    Pork that is 30% off and with an
    expiration date that is about to expire
[16:12] ---
    and fresh beef that is 20% off.
[16:15] ---
    Which would you buy?
[16:17] ---
    Lady Natsumi would definitely get this one.
SIGN    30% off the listed price
[16:20] ---
    30% off!
[16:24] ---
    The strawberry on top of a piece of
    shortcake. Do you eat it first or last?
[16:27] ---
    First!
[16:29] ---
    First.
[16:30] ---
    It would be first!
[16:31] ---
    First!
[16:33] ---
    Last...
[16:33] ---
    We're all in agreement! This way!
[16:35] ---
    So mean...
[16:38] ---
    Welcome home, darling.
SIGN    Bath
[16:40] ---
    Would you like to take a bath?
SIGN    Curry
[16:42] ---
    Or have curry?
[16:48] ---
    Is this really an invader level check?
[16:52] ---
    Well, this kind of question that
    has nothing to do with invading
[16:57] ---
    can measure a person's
    aptitude as an invader...
[16:59] ---
    Anyway, let's split up here
    to go after Natsumi and Fuyuki.
[17:02] ---
    Tamama and Dororo go with A!
[17:04] ---
    Keroro and I will do B!
[17:10] ---
    When you escape,
    which would you take with you?
[17:13] ---
    A) A Gundam model.
SIGN    Water
[17:14] ---
    B) Space emergency rations.
[17:17] ---
    The Gundam model, of course!
[17:18] ---
    Can you picture Natsumi escaping with that?!
SIGN    Recommended Set
[17:23] ---
    Excuse me! Excuse me!
[17:25] ---
    Please say "cheese" ten times!
[17:28] ---
    Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese,
    cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese!
SIGN    Recommended Set
[17:31] ---
    What's this?
SIGN    Elbow
SIGN    Knee
[17:33] ---
    Elbow!
[17:33] ---
    Knee!
SIGN    Flavor Flakes Sukiyaki-flavored
[17:37] ---
    An invasion is like which of these items?
[17:39] ---
    Flavor flakes and sugoroku?
[17:41] ---
    I've got it!
[17:43] ---
    It's like sugoroku,
    where you always roll a one!
[17:45] ---
    How are they similar?
SIGN    Laughing in Stitches
[17:48] ---
    I never make progress with either one!
[17:51] ---
    I'm Kerocchi!
[17:51] ---
    What good is it if you never make progress?!
[17:55] ---
    All right, I'm going to tell you
    a little joke about invading.
[17:58] ---
    If you laugh, that's A.
[18:00] ---
    If you don't laugh, it's B.
[18:02] ---
    The title is "The Terrifying Invader."
[18:05] ---
    Today's invasion plan
[18:07] ---
    is a scary one that makes use
    of ripped-up pieces of paper!
SIGN    A Tear-ifying Invader
[18:12] ---
    Talk about a tear-ifying invader!
[18:19] ---
    Sheesh.
[18:20] ---
    I should've known better
    than to pair up with Keroro.
[18:24] ---
    Phunbaba!
[18:27] ---
    What do you do if you fall in love
    with an enemy soldier?
[18:30] ---
    A) Elope.
[18:32] ---
    B) Choose duty over love.
[18:36] ---
    I'm B all the way.
[18:38] ---
    But I'm sure Natsumi would've chosen A!
[18:41] ---
    No, that's just wishful thinking,
    isn't it, Corporal Giroro?
[18:44] ---
    Wait for me, Natsumi!
SIGN    Kikurage-san
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[18:49] ---
    The movie adaptation of Kikurage-san.
[18:51] ---
    Do you see it after reading
    the original series?
[18:53] ---
    Or do you see the movie and
    then read the original?
SIGN    The work
    everyone's talking about
     is a movie at last!
SIGN    Movie Ticket
    1,800 yen
    Space Pecadelly
[18:55] ---
    In the first place, the original work
    and the movie are two different things.
[18:58] ---
    Really, I'd probably be able to
    enjoy them in whichever order.
[19:02] ---
    Still...
[19:03] ---
    ...if I'm forced to choose one...
[19:06] ---
    Attention, please.
[19:08] ---
    Welcome home, darling.
SIGN    Bath
[19:09] ---
    Would you like to have a bath?
SIGN    Curry
[19:11] ---
    Or some curry?
[19:13] ---
    That's a tough one!
SIGN    Curry
SIGN    Bath
[19:14] ---
    One more time!
[19:16] ---
    Attention, please.
[19:17] ---
    Welcome home, darling.
SIGN    Bath
[19:19] ---
    Would you like...
[19:21] ---
    Your friend won't return the toy
    he borrowed from you.
[19:24] ---
    Do you tell him to give it back?
[19:25] ---
    Or say nothing and hold a grudge?
SIGN    Tell him
     to give it back
SIGN    Say nothing
    and hold a grudge
[19:27] ---
    Like me, Fuyuki-dono
    is the type to hold a grudge.
[19:31] ---
    This one!
[19:34] ---
    Which would you wear?
[19:39] ---
    Fukki would...
[19:41] ---
    ...wear the black bikini!
[19:44] ---
    Aren't all of you proceeding with your
    own biased assumptions and desires?
[19:51] ---
    Darn it.
[19:52] ---
    Where are Natsumi and Fuyuki?
[19:56] ---
    Giroro!
[19:58] ---
    So we end up together, huh?
[20:01] ---
    Gero?
[20:07] ---
    A champion of justice
    who foils invaders shows up.
[20:10] ---
    This is finally starting to
    resemble an invader level check!
[20:17] ---
    I'm powering up with a banana that's
    full of nutritional goodness!
[20:24] ---
    A) You fight.
[20:25] ---
    B) You slip on the peel.
[20:29] ---
    Gero!
[20:30] ---
    In the end, that's what you choose?!
[20:32] ---
    Meanwhile, let's check in with
    Natsumi-chan and Fuyuki-kun.
[20:35] ---
    Your invader level check is complete.
[20:40] ---
    Looks like we got out safely.
[20:43] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Invader Level
[20:44] ---
    Invader Level?
[20:45] ---
    That was an invader level check?
[20:48] ---
    Sis, you got 75%.
[20:51] ---
    I got 90%?
SIGN    Invader Level Check
[20:53] ---
    No! It can't be! It can't be!
[20:56] ---
    H-How could I have gotten
    an invader level of 3.2%?
[21:01] ---
    You want the definition of a
    "foregone conclusion"? Right there.
[21:04] ---
    You are more suited to being
    a housewife than an invader.
[21:07] ---
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[21:09] ---
    Corporal Giroro's invader level...
[21:11] ---
    ...is 23%. Fail.
[21:13] ---
    What?!
[21:14] ---
    A woman will be your downfall.
[21:18] ---
    Private Tamama. 29.99%. Fail.
[21:23] ---
    At least round up there!
[21:24] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo, unmeasurable.
SIGN    Unmeasurable
[21:27] ---
    What does that mean?!
[21:28] ---
    Your sense of humor is lacking.
[21:30] ---
    This app is whack!
[21:31] ---
    Yes...
[21:33] ---
    Yes!
[21:35] ---
    Yes!
[21:37] ---
    Yes...
[21:40] ---
    This is the training from hell!
[21:42] ---
    In the end, Fuyuki-kun and Natsumi-chan
[21:44] ---
    had higher invader levels than
    Sergeant Keroro and the rest.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:22] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:24] ---
    Whenever I use a Pekoponian suit
    to disguise myself as a woman,
SIGN    Takahashi Stationery Shop
[23:26] ---
    I get fired up putting on makeup.
[23:29] ---
    Just like painting a Gundam model,
[23:30] ---
    it makes it more realistic and beautiful...
[23:32] ---
    So why don't you try it, too?
[23:34] ---
    That aside...
[23:35] ---
    What color is "murky"?
[23:37] ---
    "Keroro: Version-Up Model, Sir!"
[23:41] ---
    "Keroro: Putting on Makeup is Mine, Sir!"
[23:45] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:47] ---
    Ge-Gero!