E139 - 556: Inner-Tokyo is a Man's Battlefield, Sir!

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[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Sounds ring out and they reach you.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Oto ga natte todoite'te
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    They linger on, and they teach you.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    The words I sing and the sights I see...
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Sonna koto yori nemui ne
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Ame ga satte odoroite
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Soto ga harete utagattari ne
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Should I buy an umbrella,
    or should I just watch out?
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    I've had enough of showing off my clout.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Mou sanzan furutte
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    You tell me first to get stronger!
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
SIGN    Strategy Meeting
     Gundam Models
    Cleaning
    Laundry
    Gundam Models again
     Training
     Good night
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Hayaku ookiku naru tte
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Hayaku aitaku naru tte
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Hayaku aitaku naru tte
[01:32] ---
    December has a traditional
    Japanese name: "Shiwasu."
SIGN    Shiwasu
[01:35] ---
    It means "the time of year that is so busy
    even the teachers run around," but...
SIGN    Station Road Shopping District
[01:41] ---
    ...here, we have one man who is far
    from busy, even in this month.
SIGN    We have detectives!! Space Detective 556 Conscientious Pricing! Deferred Payment Okay!
[01:50] ---
    Come on!
SIGN    We have detectives!! Space Detective 556 Conscientious Pricing! Deferred Payment Okay! End of Year Sale!!
[01:52] ---
    Does anyone need a detective?
SIGN    We have detectives!!
    Space Detective 556
    Conscientious Pricing!
    Deferred Payment Okay!
    End of Year Sale!!
[01:54] ---
    If you're in any trouble, please just
    wander over and have a little chat!
[01:58] ---
    We'll solve your case in no time!
[02:00] ---
    We're having a special
    end-of-year sale right now!
[02:05] ---
    Does anyone need a detective?
[02:08] ---
    If you're in any trouble, please just
    wander over and have a little chat!
[02:14] ---
    556: Inner-Tokyo is a Man's Battlefield, Sir!
[02:20] ---
    Does anyone need a detective?
[02:22] ---
    If you're in any trouble, please just
    wander over and have a little chat!
[02:26] ---
    We'll solve your case in no time!
[02:29] ---
    We're having a special
    end-of-year sale right now!
[02:34] ---
    Does anyone...
[02:37] ---
    ...need a detective...
[02:39] ---
    ...need a detective...
[02:53] ---
    Achoo!!
SIGN    We have detectives!!
    Space Detective 556
    Conscientious Pricing!
    Deferred Payment Okay!
    End of Year Sale!!
[02:56] ---
    Th-This is...
SIGN    Safety First
    No Entry Except For
    Authorized Personnel
[03:02] ---
    B-Brother...
[03:06] ---
    Lavie!
[03:09] ---
    Brother...
[03:13] ---
    Thank you.
[03:13] ---
    Achoo!!
SIGN    We have detectives!! Space Detective 556 Conscientious Pricing! Deferred Payment Okay! End of Year Sale!!
[03:16] ---
    Does anyone need a detective?
[03:19] ---
    If you're in any trouble, please just
    wander over and have a little chat!
[03:23] ---
    We'll solve your case in no time!
[03:27] ---
    Achoo!!
[03:28] ---
    Brother!
[03:30] ---
    I'm sorry... I made you
    catch a cold for me...
[03:35] ---
    This is nothing!
[03:40] ---
    Hey... Could you find my Alan?
[03:47] ---
    Lavie! We have a case!!
[03:49] ---
    Yes!
[03:54] ---
    So Alan is a cat...
SIGN    Alan ♂ 12 Years Old
[03:58] ---
    You're a detective, right, mister?
[04:00] ---
    You help people in trouble?
[04:03] ---
    Then... please find my Alan...
[04:06] ---
    This is all the money I have...
[04:10] ---
    Wh-What do you want to do, brother?
[04:13] ---
    Mmm...
[04:15] ---
    This... won't be enough, will it...
[04:19] ---
    Okay!
[04:20] ---
    I'm on the case!!
[04:24] ---
    100 yen... That's really enough?
[04:29] ---
    Leave it to me!
[04:30] ---
    I, Space Detective 556,
    will find your Alan without fail!
[04:35] ---
    It's a promise between men!
[04:38] ---
    Yeah! Thank you, mister!
[04:44] ---
    Congratulations! Your first client,
    after your third year of searching!
[04:46] ---
    Even I, the narrator, am happy for him!
SIGN    556 Detective Agency
[04:49] ---
    Achoo!!
SIGN    Bzzzzzzzzz
[05:11] ---
    Here?!
[05:15] ---
    Here?!
[05:18] ---
    HERE?!
[05:24] ---
    Do you know this cat?!
[05:27] ---
    Achoo!
[05:29] ---
    Mommy...
[05:30] ---
    Don't look at him.
[05:32] ---
    Alan, Alan, Alan!!
[05:34] ---
    Achoo!!
[05:38] ---
    Winter really makes you feel the chill!
[05:41] ---
    Wachoo!!
[05:48] ---
    This is 556! Lavie, he's not here!
[05:51] ---
    Rushing onto next location! Over!
[05:53] ---
    Roger. Take care, brother! Over.
[05:56] ---
    Sure! Achoo!
[05:58] ---
    Brother, are you okay? Over.
[06:01] ---
    I'm fine!
[06:05] ---
    This year's colds are
    apparently very contagious.
[06:08] ---
    Please ensure you are
    sufficiently protected from...
[06:12] ---
    Wh-What...
[06:16] ---
    Sorry to surprise!
[06:18] ---
    Do you know this cat?!
[06:20] ---
    Cough, cough, cough.
[06:22] ---
    I'm afraid I don't...
[06:23] ---
    Hey! Take your shoes off,
    at least, would you?
[06:28] ---
    Ohh! Touché!
[06:33] ---
    Cough, cough, cough.
[06:34] ---
    Touché.
[06:35] ---
    Touché? Just take them off...
[06:36] ---
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
[06:38] ---
    I'm so sorry my brother
    is always causing trouble!
[06:41] ---
    Lavie! He doesn't seem to be here, either!
[06:43] ---
    We need to broaden our search area!
[06:45] ---
    Cough, cough.
[06:46] ---
    Yes. I'm very sorry for intruding!
[06:51] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
[06:56] ---
    What close siblings.
[06:58] ---
    Good grief. "Public nuisance" doesn't
    even begin to describe him.
[07:01] ---
    ...Oh no, my nose is starting to tickle.
[07:04] ---
    Oh dear... Did he give us a cold?
[07:20] ---
    Lady Mom? Lady Natsumi?
[07:24] ---
    Gero...
[07:28] ---
    Looks like they've caught
    something pretty troublesome.
[07:31] ---
    Click!
[07:34] ---
    Kululu?!
[07:35] ---
    What's all the noise?
[07:37] ---
    What's this?
[07:38] ---
    I quarantined them so the infection
    doesn't spread any further.
[07:43] ---
    Q-Quarantined?!
[07:49] ---
    Mom... Sis...
[07:52] ---
    Natsumi...
[07:53] ---
    You said "infection."
    What kind of disease is it?
[07:56] ---
    It only looks like they're
    impersonating 556-san to me.
[07:59] ---
    Well, take a look.
[08:02] ---
    What are these?
[08:03] ---
    Lemme see, lemme see.
[08:06] ---
    Th-The heck are these?!
[08:07] ---
    556 bacteria.
[08:09] ---
    556 bacteria?!
[08:11] ---
    There're all kinds of nasty
    space colds out there.
[08:14] ---
    In this type, there's a boss bacterium,
SIGN    556 Bacterium
[08:15] ---
    which creates a ton of underlings modeled
    after its host, and spreads them everywhere.
[08:20] ---
    In other words... those evil underlings
    are 556 bacteria.
[08:23] ---
    Makes you laugh that a space detective
    is an evil underling, does it not?
[08:27] ---
    What's going to happen to Mom and Sis?
[08:29] ---
    Untreated... they'll probably
    become more and more like 556.
SIGN    Ha
    Ha
    Ha
    Ha
    Ha
[08:40] ---
    That's horrible!
[08:42] ---
    But even if she changes completely,
    I would still...
SIGN    Ha
    Ha
    Ha
    Ha
    Ha
SIGN    Changed Completely
[08:50] ---
    Urrgghh... No... I can't...
[08:53] ---
    There's only one way to cure this.
[08:56] ---
    S-Spit it out already!
[08:57] ---
    We need to directly destroy the boss bacterium
    that's built its nest inside 556's body.
[09:02] ---
    Directly destroy?
[09:04] ---
    Basically, just like a Caries War,
[09:06] ---
    we have to go shrink down
    and go inside 556's body?
[09:11] ---
    Ugh... I am not too keen on the idea
    of going inside 556-san's body.
[09:16] ---
    But there's no other way of
    saving Mom and Sis, right?
[09:20] ---
    Then we have to do it!
[09:22] ---
    E-Exactly.
[09:24] ---
    Very well. Then, in order to save Lady Mom
    and Lady Natsumi, this operation is go, sir!
[09:29] ---
    But Uncle, you're forgetting something
    very important before that!
[09:33] ---
    Or, like, urgent warning?
[09:35] ---
    What is it, Lady Mois?
[09:39] ---
    556-san is walking around outside.
[09:42] ---
    Or, like, roaming freely?
SIGN    AAAAAAAAAA!
[09:47] ---
    Brother, this is a cold.
    You have to lie down at home.
[09:50] ---
    This is nothing! For the sake
    of my tiny client's smile,
[09:55] ---
    I would give even my life!
[09:57] ---
    Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough.
[10:00] ---
    Cough, cough, cough.
[10:02] ---
    Brother...
SIGN    Infected
[10:08] ---
    Infected!
[10:09] ---
    I feel a presence ahead!
[10:12] ---
    Lavie! This way!
[10:14] ---
    Wait, brother!
[10:16] ---
    Cough, cough.
SIGN    Ha ha ha ha!
[10:23] ---
    Infection expands!
[10:25] ---
    And here's ten yen.
[10:32] ---
    556 capture strategy, standing by, sir.
[10:35] ---
    That is all very nice,
    but why a 10-yen coin?
[10:39] ---
    This is a trap to catch 556, sir.
[10:41] ---
    Look, I know it's 556 we're dealing with,
[10:43] ---
    but there's no way he'd fall
    for such a childish trap!
[10:48] ---
    I found ten yen!!
[10:51] ---
    Gotcha!
[10:54] ---
    Ah! Brother!
[10:56] ---
    Unbelievable...
[10:58] ---
    That's how 556 is, sir.
[11:08] ---
    Brother...
[11:09] ---
    No need to worry, Lady Lavie!
[11:14] ---
    Our Micro Do-or-Die Corps
    is fully prepared, ma'am!
[11:17] ---
    We will now shrink to micro-size,
    infiltrate 556's body,
[11:21] ---
    and eradicate the boss bacterium
    responsible for his space cold, sir!
[11:25] ---
    Roger!
[11:26] ---
    I'm so sorry my brother is
    always causing trouble for you!
[11:29] ---
    Thank you so much!
[11:32] ---
    Okay, ready...? Click!
[11:43] ---
    Shrinking confirmed!
[11:45] ---
    Or, like, clearance okay?
[11:48] ---
    Cough, cough.
[11:49] ---
    Hey! Let me free!
[11:51] ---
    I have a promise to keep!!
[11:53] ---
    Go on, have a gulp of this.
[12:04] ---
    Will Sarge and the others,
    shrunk to micro-size,
[12:06] ---
    be able to defeat the boss bacterium?
[12:09] ---
    Continued in Part B!
[12:21] ---
    To save 556, who had caught a space cold,
[12:24] ---
    Sarge's team went inside his body!
[12:26] ---
    What destiny awaits them?!
[12:31] ---
    And... this is the inside of 556's body.
SIGN    556 Inside the Body
[12:34] ---
    Huh? Stop pulling your leg?
    Look, I'm not the one in charge here...
[12:42] ---
    It was actually 556-san's body
    that we went into, right?
[12:46] ---
    Yeah. You're currently
    right around his stomach.
SIGN    556 Stomach
[12:49] ---
    There. You can see the bread crust he
    just ate the day before yesterday, right?
[12:52] ---
    Y-Yes, I can...
[12:56] ---
    Darn it! I can't save
    Alan the cat like this!
[13:14] ---
    Ascertained the boss bacterium's position!
SIGN    556 Second Stomach
[13:17] ---
    Or, like, presence confirmed?
[13:18] ---
    Roger!
[13:19] ---
    Changing course!
[13:21] ---
    We'll finish this up quick!
[13:35] ---
    In that case...!
SIGN    Adhesion
[13:37] ---
    Adhesion!
[13:48] ---
    Space Detective...
SIGN    Space Detective 556 (Kogoro)
[13:51] ---
    ...556!!
[13:52] ---
    The time 556 takes to
    adhere his combat helmet
[13:55] ---
    is a mere 0.003 nanoseconds!
[14:00] ---
    Laser sword!
SIGN    Door's unlocked, ku ku ku
SIGN    556's escaping, ku ku ku
SIGN    Door's unlocked, ku ku ku
SIGN    556's escaping, ku ku ku
[14:08] ---
    Looks like he escaped.
[14:10] ---
    Or, like, going AWOL?
[14:12] ---
    Brother...
SIGN    556 Second Stomach
[14:16] ---
    The shaking's finally calmed down, sir.
[14:19] ---
    I've reconfirmed the location
    of the boss bacterium.
[14:22] ---
    It's at 3 o'clock from there.
[14:25] ---
    Good. Let's hurry, sir!
[14:26] ---
    Roger!
[14:28] ---
    Alan! Come out here!
[14:30] ---
    Alaaaan! Where are youuuuu?!
[14:34] ---
    Alaaaaan!
[14:35] ---
    Brother?!
[14:38] ---
    You found me.
[14:39] ---
    Don't ha ha me!
[14:42] ---
    You're unwell, brother!
[14:44] ---
    You know you shouldn't run off
    by yourself like that!
[14:46] ---
    I know...
[14:47] ---
    But a promise between two men
    must be upheld at all costs!
[14:51] ---
    Please understand, Lavie!
[14:54] ---
    Brother, Alan's behind you!
[14:56] ---
    What?
[14:59] ---
    Ngggggg... Can't see...
[15:02] ---
    In that case...!
[15:05] ---
    There's no mistake! You're Alan the cat!
SIGN    556 Duodenum
[15:12] ---
    What's going on?!
[15:17] ---
    Now let's go, Alan!
[15:25] ---
    Brother!
[15:28] ---
    What a spirited kitty!
SIGN    556 Jejunum
[15:33] ---
    Wonder why we turned upside down.
[15:35] ---
    Darn that 556. What is he doing?
[15:38] ---
    556 should be being restrained in
    the quarantine room right now...
[15:41] ---
    U-Um, I'm sorry it's taken me
    so long to report this...
[15:46] ---
    The nutcase ran off.
[15:49] ---
    What?!
[15:50] ---
    Just a little further, and you'll
    arrive at the boss bacterium.
[15:53] ---
    Or, like, battle ready?
SIGN    556 Cecum
[15:55] ---
    556, just stay calm until then!
[16:01] ---
    There you are!
[16:03] ---
    I've found... you...
[16:05] ---
    Ah! Brother!
[16:06] ---
    Talk to me! Are you okay?
[16:09] ---
    Y-You're so hot! You need rest!
[16:13] ---
    Don't worry about me...
[16:16] ---
    This is a promise between men!
[16:19] ---
    Due to the fever brought on by his cold,
    556's body temperature
[16:22] ---
    is running extremely high!
[16:24] ---
    It must be over there!
[16:27] ---
    Just you wait, boss bacterium, sir!
[16:29] ---
    This way, Alan!
[16:31] ---
    Come here now, like a good boy...
[16:33] ---
    Come to me!
[16:35] ---
    Just then, 556's incredibly high temperature
[16:38] ---
    set the branch on fire!
[16:40] ---
    Ow!
[16:44] ---
    Brother, I bought some cat food...
[16:47] ---
    If we show Alan his favorite food,
     he will surely come!
[16:50] ---
    This... costs more than our meals, you know.
SIGN    Tuna
[17:03] ---
    It's a promise between men, remember?!
SIGN    556 Appendix
[17:07] ---
    Is everyone okay?
[17:09] ---
    Darn it! Now we can't fly!
[17:12] ---
    Where are we?
[17:13] ---
    That 556! What is he doing, sir?!
[17:17] ---
    Well, at least it seems
    to have stopped for now...
[17:19] ---
    Uncle! The boss bacteria is right by you!
[17:22] ---
    Or, like, close encounter?
[17:24] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle
[17:28] ---
    Now! Don't hesitate! Come and eat!
[17:38] ---
    Then we'll just have to
    fight hand-to-hand, sir!
[17:41] ---
    Kero?
SIGN    Don't push!
[17:43] ---
    Don't push!
[17:47] ---
    Uh, Sarge?
[17:48] ---
    Hey. Keroro...
[17:51] ---
    It says don't push.
[17:53] ---
    How can I resist?!
SIGN    Click!
[17:54] ---
    Stupid fool!!
[18:00] ---
    So you came... you evildoers...
SIGN    Evildoers
[18:06] ---
    Backwards, backwards!
[18:07] ---
    You are the evildoer, sir!
[18:09] ---
    We are the allies of justice, sir!
[18:12] ---
    Such a thing cannot be true.
SIGN    Evil Boss Bacterium
[18:14] ---
    I mean, look at you.
    You're clearly the bad guy.
[18:17] ---
    What did you say?!
[18:22] ---
    Alan... good boy...
[18:24] ---
    Brother... You know you
    can't take any more...
[18:30] ---
    Heavier fire! What are you playing at?!
[18:32] ---
    Then why don't you fight, too?!
[18:34] ---
    Why am I the only one
    with an immobile design?!
SIGN    He's an
     evildoer
[18:38] ---
    The boss of the bad guys generally is.
[18:43] ---
    I've caught you!
[18:45] ---
    Brother!
[18:47] ---
    Th-This is the end...
SIGN    Self-Destruct
[18:57] ---
    Gero gerori.
[18:59] ---
    An overwhelming victory for our platoon, sir!
[19:09] ---
    What the heck is this?!
[19:13] ---
    My children...
[19:15] ---
    Fill every corner of the world,
    and spread your curse!
[19:18] ---
    Brother! Brother!
SIGN    deciliters
[19:22] ---
    What's going on?
[19:24] ---
    Not a clue.
[19:25] ---
    All I can tell is there's a
    buttload more 556 bacteria now.
[19:29] ---
    And at this rate, the
    commander who's inside him,
[19:33] ---
    and 556 himself, too, will be...
[19:40] ---
    Kululu! Do something about this!
[19:43] ---
    Dying surrounded by 556-sans
    is the worst way to die!
[19:47] ---
    Easy to say, but what am I supposed to do?
[19:53] ---
    Hey. Why didn't you get infected?
[20:01] ---
    I'm sorry!
[20:06] ---
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
[20:11] ---
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
[20:13] ---
    I'm so sorry for my brother all the time!
    I'm so sorry for my brother all the time!
[20:16] ---
    I'm so sorry for my brother! I'm sorry!
    I'm sorry for my brother! I'm sorry!
[20:20] ---
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
    I'm so sorry for my brother! I'm sorry!
SIGN    Lavie Bacteria
[20:29] ---
    It worked!
[20:30] ---
    Or, like, sterile treatment?
[20:34] ---
    Cultivating those Lavie bacteria...
    am I awesome or am I awesome?
SIGN    Lavie Bacteria
[20:40] ---
    Let me explain!
[20:41] ---
    Lavie bacteria are a special type of benign
     bacteria discovered inside Lavie!
[20:46] ---
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
[20:49] ---
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
[20:52] ---
    Huh? Where am I?
[20:54] ---
    It feels like I was smotheringly annoying...
[21:03] ---
    And so the crisis of the 556 bacteria passed.
[21:05] ---
    What a surprise, that 556 bacteria
    were weak to Lavie bacteria.
[21:09] ---
    You did well to realize that, sir!
[21:11] ---
    It saved us in our moment of crisis!
[21:14] ---
    I guess I can thank you this one time.
[21:17] ---
    Well... uh... the thing is...
[21:20] ---
    Gero?
[21:21] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[21:23] ---
    I should have realized it
    at the start! I'm so sorry!
SIGN    I'm sorry
     I'm sorry
     I'm sorry
     I'm sorry
     I'm sorry
[21:28] ---
    Don't tell me Kululu's...
[21:30] ---
    ...been infected with
    the Lavie bacteria, sir?
SIGN    Wha?!
[21:34] ---
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
[21:37] ---
    I'm so sorry I got infected with the
    Lavie bacteria! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[21:43] ---
    Don't let him get away again!
[21:45] ---
    Thank you! You're the best
    space detective ever, mister!
[21:49] ---
    With his cold and the case both resolved,
[21:51] ---
    556 perfectly fulfilled his duties
    as a space detective.
[21:55] ---
    As for whether success led to more success,
     and a prospering detective agency...
SIGN    We have detectives!! Space Detective 556 Conscientious Pricing! Deferred Payment Okay! End of Year Sale!!
[22:00] ---
    Does anyone need a detective?
[22:02] ---
    Does anyone need a detective?
[22:05] ---
    556 and Lavie's journey in search
    of work still continued on!
[22:10] ---
    Achoo!
[22:12] ---
    Adhere, Space Detective 556!
    Go for it, Lavie!
[22:17] ---
    Don't catch a cold!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Makka na terebi o hirotta
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    I picked up a bright red TV!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    It was on a night
    that was just a little warm.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Saikuringu risaikuru
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Cyling recycle!
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Sudden events that happen to you.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    First is always rock; the others are taboo.
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    All of life's experiences are good!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Aa...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Ahh...
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Kagu no nai kono heya ni
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    In this room with no furniture for me,
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Kane no nai ore hitori
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    I sit on my own with no money.
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    Don't droop your head.
    Just keep the machine going!
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
[23:21] [SONG] ---
    Makka na terebi o hirotta
[23:21] [SONG] ---
    I picked up a bright red TV!
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    It was on a night
    that was just a little warm.
[23:35] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
[23:35] [SONG] ---
    I'll keep riding my bike!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    With my big dreams and furniture on board,
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Dekai yume to kagu nosete
[23:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
[23:41] [SONG] ---
    Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
[23:52] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
SIGN    Day 1 At a Loss
[23:54] ---
    The time-honored end-of-year big clean!
SIGN    Day 2 Angry for Some Reason
[23:56] ---
    You can leave the bath cleaning
    in particular to me, sir!
SIGN    Day 3 Forming a Plan
[23:58] ---
    Slime, blackening, rust stains!
SIGN    Bookshelf Storage This is a convenient shelf! Storage Shelf
SIGN    Convenient Assembly Space Bookshelf
SIGN    Day 4 Flabbergasted
[24:00] ---
    For mold in your bathroom,
    there's Sergeant Keroro!
SIGN    Erk
SIGN    Day 5 Moving Forward Anyway
[24:02] ---
    Never mind that! We've got yet another
    treat for you next week, darling!
SIGN    Day 6 The Final Battle
[24:06] ---
    "Keroro Platoon:
    Operation Year-end Adjustment, Sir!"
SIGN    Day 7 The End
[24:10] ---
    "Keroro: One Man's Battle, Sir!"
SIGN    One Man's Battle
[24:13] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[24:15] ---
    Ge-Gero!