E64 - Keroro: If You're Going to Suck, Suck Away! Just Kidding, Please Don't, Sir! / Dororo Escapes His Trauma, Sir!

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[00:00] ---
    That time, Keroro took my
    spare umbrella without asking...
[00:03] ---
    And that time, too.
[00:05] ---
    Keroro helped himself to the rolled omelet
    that was in my lunch box.
[00:08] ---
    And on the field trip, I had a
    window seat on the bus, but...
[00:10] ---
    I beat up on that brat lots of times!
[00:12] ---
    I feel kind of hurt, sir.
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Here we go!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    "Sore ike~!!!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Even in your field of expertise,
    once in a while,
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    You're bound to mess up.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    You've just gotta say,
    "Wow, today's my lucky day,"
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    And make like you did it on purpose.
    That's the key.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:57] [SONG] ---
    The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
[00:57] [SONG] ---
    Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    It's more fun when you're brainless.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    They keep saying
    Japanese people are depressing.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Isn't it time we did something about that?
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:18] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:18] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    And all of that is a relativistic
    anthropological argument, you see.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
    jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
[01:29] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:29] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    Good job!
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    "Gokurousan!!!"
[01:46] ---
    The rainy season.
[01:47] ---
    With the damp stuff continually coming down,
[01:49] ---
    a crisis has befallen the Hinata household.
[01:53] ---
    Huh? I don't have any clean shirts.
[01:56] ---
    That's strange. Not a single shirt?
[01:58] ---
    Hey, I don't have any clean socks.
    Are there any mixed in with yours?
[02:03] ---
    I don't have any, either.
[02:05] ---
    Maybe the laundry hasn't been done yet?
[02:09] ---
    The person on laundry duty this week is...
[02:14] ---
    This gooey moisture that clings to my skin!
[02:17] ---
    Humidity 99.9%!
[02:19] ---
    It's like being in water!
[02:22] ---
    It sure speeds up my Gundam model making.
[02:25] ---
    These are the Federation's
    2nd and 3rd Battalions.
[02:27] ---
    And these are the Luzar Fleet.
[02:29] ---
    Once I finish this ship,
[02:31] ---
    I can completely recreate
    Operation Star One as a gigantic diorama.
[02:35] ---
    Stupid frog!
[02:36] ---
    What happened to the laundry?!
[02:39] ---
    How insulting, sir.
[02:41] ---
    It is not as if I am slacking off, sir.
[02:44] ---
    It is just that, due to the unusually
    long rain and high humidity,
[02:47] ---
    the laundry is not drying, sir.
[02:49] ---
    One week's worth of laundry.
[02:51] ---
    Oh, I hung those to dry five days ago, so...
[02:55] ---
    Ooh, they're very nicely half-dried!
[02:57] ---
    Irresistible!
[02:59] ---
    You seem to be in a good mood, Sarge.
[03:02] ---
    Why, of course! After all,
    this country's rainy season
[03:04] ---
    is the most desirable environment
    for us Keronians, sir!
SIGN    Japan's Rainy Season
[03:08] ---
    Could you possibly revert back
    to the you of "back then" again?
[03:10] ---
    No, no, with this level of humidity,
    I'm maybe one step shy of "back then."
[03:15] ---
    This sense of being on the brink
    feels great, too, though!
[03:17] ---
    Maybe 2.999 times the normal level?
[03:19] ---
    When you round it, I guess it's 3 times?
[03:21] ---
    Or should I say,
    the square root of 5 is 2.2360679?
[03:25] ---
    If you get too carried away,
[03:25] ---
    Like that?
[03:27] ---
    a Nyororo will come and
    you'll get sucked dry again.
[03:30] ---
    Nyororo? Sucked dry?
[03:33] ---
    Right then, doused to peak
    condition in the 99.9% humidity,
SIGN    Keroro's Brain
[03:36] ---
    his brain kicked into high gear!
SIGN    Nyororo
[03:39] ---
    Nyororo.
SIGN    Sucked Dry
[03:40] ---
    Sucked dry.
SIGN    Moisture
[03:41] ---
    Moisture.
SIGN    Not Drying
[03:43] ---
    Not drying.
SIGN    Invasion Budget
SIGN    Laundry
[03:44] ---
    Laundry.
SIGN    1/550 White Base
[03:45] ---
    I've got it, sir!
[03:50] ---
    Keroro: If You're Going to Suck, Suck Away!
    Just Kidding, Please Don't, Sir!
[03:56] ---
    And so...
[03:58] ---
    I asked Kululu to make this,
    the Great Space Dryer Kirara!
SIGN    Great Space Dryer Kirara
[04:03] ---
    What is this?
[04:04] ---
    If you toss wet laundry into it,
[04:07] ---
    the Nyororo trapped inside
    will dry it instantly.
[04:12] ---
    No shrinkage and brilliantly white!
[04:14] ---
    A powerful ally for doing laundry
    in the rainy season!
[04:16] ---
    Wh-Where did you get a Nyororo?!
[04:19] ---
    This month's issue of
    Space Science & Learning
[04:22] ---
    came with one as an extra, sir.
SIGN    Nyororo Breeding Kit Space Science & Learning June Issue
[04:23] ---
    See? A Nyororo breeding kit.
[04:25] ---
    You've turned your natural enemy,
    a Nyororo, into something useful!
[04:28] ---
    You are amazing, Uncle!
[04:30] ---
    Or, like, brilliant thinking?
[04:31] ---
    As long as I have this,
[04:33] ---
    the Nyororo will be satisfied
    with the moisture in the laundry.
[04:36] ---
    I won't be sucked dry, and the
    Hinata family's laundry won't stay wet.
[04:40] ---
    It's three birds with one stone, sir!
SIGN    Three Birds with One Stone
[04:42] ---
    We've already gone into mass production.
[04:44] ---
    These'll sell great.
[04:46] ---
    After all, they don't require any electricity.
[04:48] ---
    Which means they are also Pekopon-friendly.
[04:51] ---
    That's right! Ecology and economy!
[04:54] ---
    If this product sells like crazy,
[04:55] ---
    it'll fatten up our invasion budget,
SIGN    Four Birds with One Stone
[04:57] ---
    and it'll be four birds
    with one stone, sir!
[05:01] ---
    Just as you say, this may be perfect.
SIGN    Project X
[05:04] ---
    And now, we will take a look back
[05:06] ---
    at the struggles leading up to its
    successful development, sir.
[05:09] ---
    A Keronian was sucked dry by a Nyororo.
[05:12] ---
    He didn't want to be sucked dry ever again.
[05:16] ---
    Gero?
[05:17] ---
    Is it an earthquake?
[05:20] ---
    Ick!
[05:21] ---
    They're still only half-dry!
[05:23] ---
    Mine, too.
[05:25] ---
    Wh-What's that?!
[05:27] ---
    It's coming from below.
[05:28] ---
    It's that stupid frog again, isn't it?!
[05:35] ---
    Hey, what are you doing, you stupid frog?!
[05:38] ---
    Huh?
[05:42] ---
    Wh-What's going on here?!
[05:44] ---
    As you can see, we're being
    chased by Nyororos, sir!
[05:47] ---
    Why are there so many of them?!
[05:49] ---
    We bred them, thinking
    to use them in dryers,
[05:51] ---
    but they grew out of control, sir!
[05:55] ---
    Natsumi!
[06:03] ---
    They multiplied!
[06:05] ---
    No shooting them!
[06:06] ---
    We tweaked their DNA
    a bit for mass production,
[06:09] ---
    so they'll fragment easily.
[06:11] ---
    Say that first!
[06:12] ---
    Hey, aren't Nyororos the
    natural enemy of Keronians?
[06:15] ---
    Why are they even coming after us Earthlings?
[06:17] ---
    Nyororos remember the taste
    of those they have sucked dry
[06:20] ---
    and attack accordingly, sir.
[06:21] ---
    When we were breeding
    these mass production Nyororo,
[06:24] ---
    we used the Hinata household's
    laundry, so...
[06:27] ---
    Which means...
[06:28] ---
    The taste of you and
    Natsumi permeated your laundry,
[06:31] ---
    and they cultivated a
    taste for it, sir.
[06:33] ---
    What have you done?!
[06:34] ---
    You're awful, Sarge!
[06:40] ---
    At this rate, they're going to
    break down the door!
[06:43] ---
    Isn't there anything moist
    that'll draw the Nyororos away?!
[06:46] ---
    If we provide them with moisture,
    they should be satisfied and go home.
[06:49] ---
    I know! Do something
    with your ninja arts, Dororo!
[06:53] ---
    Understood!
[06:54] ---
    Nin!
[06:55] ---
    Assassin Magic, Wet Combat Array!
[06:58] ---
    Moist rice crackers?
[06:58] ---
    If I had to compare it to something...
SIGN    Wet Combat Array
[07:00] ---
    The technique hits the
    opponent with a nasty wetness,
[07:02] ---
    like getting soaked on a rainy day
    because you had no umbrella.
[07:07] ---
    Soaked on a rainy day
    because you had no umbrella?
[07:11] ---
    I guess the weather forecast got it wrong.
[07:14] ---
    We can't go home in this.
[07:16] ---
    I'm so glad I kept a spare umbrella here.
[07:19] ---
    Huh?
[07:20] ---
    My umbrella's gone!
[07:28] ---
    Keroro-kun?
[07:30] ---
    Oh...
SIGN    Trauma Switch
[07:31] ---
    Trauma Switch, on!
SIGN    Trauma Trauma
[07:33] ---
    That time, you took my
    umbrella without asking...
[07:37] ---
    That's no good! We're in a crisis here!
[07:38] ---
    Since it's come to this,
[07:39] ---
    Keroro, you sacrifice yourself
    and let yourself get sucked dry.
[07:42] ---
    Come on! That's mean, sir!
SIGN    Trauma Trauma
[07:44] ---
    How about these Gundam models
    instead of you, Mr. Sergeant?
[07:49] ---
    They've soaked up plenty
    of your sweat and tears,
[07:52] ---
    so I think the Nyororos would
    be happy to suck on them.
[07:58] ---
    All right! We'll draw them away
    with these and run!
[08:04] ---
    Stop that!
[08:09] ---
    The Gundam models aren't working at all!
[08:10] ---
    Wait for me!
[08:14] ---
    Argh! Isn't there some way
    we can save ourselves?!
[08:17] ---
    That's it, sir!
[08:18] ---
    Since it's come to this,
SIGN    Seeking Ideas
[08:19] ---
    we'll ask our viewers on how we can save...
[08:22] ---
    You tried that once before!
[08:26] ---
    In that case,
SIGN    To 623
[08:27] ---
    we'll write a postcard to
    623 Radio, sir!
[08:29] ---
    Let's see. "We are surrounded
    by Nyororos and are in a bind.
[08:33] ---
    Is there any good way
    for us to save ourselves?"
[08:35] ---
    Do you plan to stay cooped up in here
    until that postcard gets read?!
[08:38] ---
    Oh!
[08:39] ---
    "We are prepared for protracted hostilities.
[08:42] ---
    From radio name
    Gundam Model Lover of Inner-Tokyo."
[08:45] ---
    But, um,
[08:46] ---
    you can't send that postcard
    unless you get out of here.
[08:52] ---
    It's still got to be moisture!
[08:53] ---
    Let them suck on something
    moist and stall them!
[08:56] ---
    Something moist...
[08:57] ---
    I know! Our socks!
[08:58] ---
    Huh?!
[08:59] ---
    The half-dried socks that we're wearing!
[09:02] ---
    What?!
[09:03] ---
    Take yours off, too, Sis!
[09:04] ---
    A-All right.
[09:07] ---
    Here they come!
[09:12] ---
    There!
[09:13] ---
    Take that!
[09:14] ---
    Or, like, almost nothing?
[09:24] ---
    They're coming!
[09:26] ---
    What's this place? Is this a dead end?
[09:28] ---
    It's the Emergency
    Interceptor Drill Missile Room.
[09:31] ---
    Are we what they call rats in a trap now?!
[09:33] ---
    Don't you have anything else that's moist?!
[09:35] ---
    What more do you expect us
     to throw at them?!
[09:38] ---
    I know! The half-dried laundry
    in Sarge's room!
[09:41] ---
    If we could throw those at the Nyororos...
[09:44] ---
    Good idea!
[09:46] ---
    The commander's room should
    be roughly directly above us.
[09:51] ---
    Wh-Why?!
[09:54] ---
    I don't care!
[09:55] ---
    Punch through to it
[09:56] ---
    and let the Nyororos suck
    on the half-dried laundry!
[09:59] ---
    Then they'll leave us in peace...
[10:01] ---
    Hold on a second!
[10:03] ---
    Don't wreck my room without consulting me!
[10:05] ---
    I'm almost finished with my complete
    recreation of Operation Star One!
[10:08] ---
    Darn you! Shut up!
[10:10] ---
    Launch the missile!
[10:11] ---
    Roger.
[10:12] ---
    Click!
[10:26] ---
    Argh!
[10:35] ---
    My White Base!
[10:37] ---
    Sarge!
[10:38] ---
    Gero!
[10:39] ---
    I'm being sucked!
[10:42] ---
    Serves you right!
[10:44] ---
    Now's our chance! Hurry!
[10:48] ---
    Hey! That's...
[10:49] ---
    ...mine!
[10:51] ---
    Natsumi's...?
[10:53] ---
    Mine! Mine! Mine... M-I-N-E.
[11:14] ---
    Saved.
[11:17] ---
    Wow!
[11:19] ---
    It's all dry!
[11:20] ---
    And so, the Nyororos left
    and the laundry was dried,
[11:24] ---
    and the Hinata household crisis
     was averted.
[11:27] ---
    However, needless to say, behind
    the scenes was the priceless sacrifice
[11:31] ---
    of approximately two Keronians.
[11:43] ---
    Everyone has an episode
    or two from their past
[11:45] ---
    that they would rather forget.
[11:48] ---
    It's fine if it's only an episode or two...
[11:51] ---
    That's right, that's right, I'd forgotten.
[11:53] ---
    That time, Keroro took my
    spare umbrella without asking...
[11:56] ---
    And that time, too.
[11:57] ---
    Keroro helped himself to the rolled omelet
    that was in my lunch box.
SIGN    Mutter Mutter Mutter...
[12:01] ---
    This is Dororo?
[12:01] ---
    And on the field trip, I had a
    window seat on the bus, but Keroro just...
[12:03] ---
    Really! He's so depressing! I'm sick of it!
[12:07] ---
    He's definitely got it bad this time.
[12:09] ---
    Normally, he'd be back to
    his old self after one night.
[12:14] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo
    of the Keroro Platoon
[12:16] ---
    was stuck with his trauma
    switch in the "on" position,
[12:18] ---
    unable to revert back.
[12:24] ---
    Dororo Escapes His Trauma, Sir!
[12:29] ---
    So, he's currently at Trauma Level 6.
SIGN    Trauma Lv. 6
SIGN    Mutter Mutter Mutter...
[12:32] ---
    It'll be over if he reaches Level 7.
[12:35] ---
    What do you mean?
[12:36] ---
    It means he'll be stuck in
    this state, never to revert.
[12:40] ---
    What did you say?!
[12:40] ---
    What?!
[12:41] ---
    Oh, no!
[12:42] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo!
[12:43] ---
    You've got to be kidding, sir!
[12:45] ---
    If Dororo continues to park
    himself here in his current state,
[12:48] ---
    it'll be so depressing,
[12:49] ---
    I won't even be able to build
    my Gundam models in peace!
[12:52] ---
    Then, do you want to get inside
    Lance Corporal Dororo's head
[12:55] ---
    and investigate why
    he's gotten to be like this?
[12:58] ---
    Gero? Inside his head?
[13:03] ---
    This guy is the Soul Diver.
SIGN    Soul Diver
[13:05] ---
    It's a machine for diving into
    another person's memories
[13:06] ---
    and altering the past
    as they remember it.
[13:10] ---
    Can you really get inside Dororo's head
[13:12] ---
    with something like this, sir?
[13:15] ---
    I wish you good luck, Uncle!
[13:17] ---
    Okay, here goes.
[13:19] ---
    Click!
[13:37] ---
    So this is the inside of
    Dororo's head, sir?
[13:40] ---
    What are these bubble-like things?
[13:43] ---
    Those are Dororo's memories.
[13:45] ---
    Try going inside one of them for a bit.
[13:47] ---
    Try going inside? But how?
[13:53] ---
    This is a hallway in the underground base.
[13:58] ---
    That's a memory from just
    before the commercial break.
[14:01] ---
    Gero! Nyororos!
[14:04] ---
    Take a look.
[14:05] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo from
    before his trauma switch got flipped
[14:07] ---
    is there with you, right?
[14:09] ---
    Oh!
[14:10] ---
    Dororo, sorry.
[14:12] ---
    Human sacrifice. Thanks.
[14:13] ---
    You're awful, Keroro-kun!
[14:19] ---
    Dororo sure saved us.
[14:22] ---
    What happened?
[14:23] ---
    The bubble's turned black.
[14:28] ---
    Looks like that gave rise
    to a brand new trauma.
[14:31] ---
    You're awful, Keroro-kun!
    You used me as your shield!
[14:36] ---
    What are you doing,
    adding even more to his traumas?!
[14:40] ---
    Be careful.
[14:41] ---
    Everything you guys do
    inside his memories
[14:44] ---
    will remain as new memories
    for Lance Corporal Dororo.
[14:47] ---
    In other words, his
    memories will be rewritten.
[14:51] ---
    Oh?
[14:52] ---
    Looks like there's
    something towards the bottom.
[14:55] ---
    Let's go down there, sir!
[14:56] ---
    Yeah!
[15:02] ---
    What's this dark haze?
[15:08] ---
    Looks like all his traumas
    have gathered together.
[15:11] ---
    The reason Dororo has gone off
    the rails seems to be here.
[15:15] ---
    There are so many of them!
[15:17] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, you have done
    this many awful things to Dororo-senpai?
[15:21] ---
    What?!
[15:22] ---
    Are you saying these are all my fault?!
[15:25] ---
    There were times when
    you were with us, too, Giroro!
[15:27] ---
    Don't look at me!
SIGN    Point Blank
[15:28] ---
    I was just with you. I didn't do anything!
SIGN    Stare
[15:33] ---
    W-Well, we're here now,
    so we'll take this opportunity
[15:35] ---
    to erase Dororo's
    traumas for him, sir.
[15:39] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama,
    come with me, sir!
[15:41] ---
    Oh, please wait for me!
[15:45] ---
    So this is the umbrella?
[15:48] ---
    This is the umbrella you took
    without permission, Mr. Sergeant?
[15:51] ---
    What?
[15:52] ---
    I... I guess...
[15:54] ---
    Darn! It's pouring!
[15:57] ---
    Hey, there's an umbrella here!
[15:59] ---
    Isn't that Zeroro's umbrella?
[16:01] ---
    Who cares? As long as I return it tomorrow.
[16:03] ---
    I see.
[16:05] ---
    So, if we stop him from taking it,
    it'll erase one of Dororo's traumas.
[16:10] ---
    Leave it to me!
[16:13] ---
    You damn brat!
[16:15] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[16:23] ---
    Oh, it's raining.
[16:27] ---
    I'm so glad I left a spare umbrella!
[16:34] ---
    Okay. That's rewritten one memory.
[16:40] ---
    Did you learn your lesson?!
[16:42] ---
    Was that not great, Mr. Sergeant?
[16:44] ---
    I have rather mixed
    feelings about this, sir.
[16:49] ---
    This is Dororo's memory of
    when I overfed his Sea-Monkikkies
[16:52] ---
    and wiped them all out, sir.
[16:55] ---
    Gero?
[16:56] ---
    Ooh! Awesome!
[16:58] ---
    Sea-Monkikkies!
[16:59] ---
    Can I feed them?! Can I?!
[17:01] ---
    You can't, Keroro! I just fed them earlier!
[17:04] ---
    Come on, just a little bit!
[17:06] ---
    You horrible brat!
[17:08] ---
    Oh, hold on a second, sir.
[17:10] ---
    I will talk to him here
    and resolve this, sir.
[17:13] ---
    Oh, you there.
[17:15] ---
    You shouldn't do things that
    your friend doesn't want you to do.
[17:19] ---
    Who're you, old guy?
SIGN    Twitch
[17:21] ---
    Old guy?
[17:22] ---
    Take that!
[17:23] ---
    Owowowowowowowowowow!
[17:27] ---
    What the heck do you think
    you're doing to my Mr. Sergeant?!
[17:34] ---
    Ooh!
[17:35] ---
    Rewriting of memory complete.
[17:37] ---
    K-Keroro...
[17:39] ---
    All right! Next! Let's go to the next one!
[17:42] ---
    I can't quite feel
    happy about this, sir.
[17:45] ---
    This is when I traded my folding seat
    for Dororo's window seat.
[17:45] ---
    A little seat change!
[17:51] ---
    Knock it off already!
SIGN    Zeroro
[17:56] ---
    This is when I put leftover bread
    from our school lunch in Dororo's desk.
[18:00] ---
    How many freaking times
    do I have to tell you?
[18:03] ---
    Boom!
[18:06] ---
    Dororo's precious green-shelled turtle...
[18:08] ---
    I will get you!
[18:10] ---
    Ka-boom!
[18:12] ---
    Ooh! His traumas are vanishing
    one after another!
[18:18] ---
    I have beaten up on that brat lots of times!
[18:21] ---
    I feel kind of hurt, sir.
[18:23] ---
    How's Dororo doing?!
[18:26] ---
    It's strange. There's been no change at all.
[18:28] ---
    This just might mean...
[18:32] ---
    What is it, Kululu?
[18:37] ---
    What in the world is this?
[18:53] ---
    Uh oh, that's a space creature
    that parasitizes on people's traumas.
SIGN    Trauma (Tora Uma)
[18:57] ---
    The Tiger Horse.
SIGN    Tiger Horse (Tora Uma)
[19:02] ---
    Looks like it's mad, because
    you erased the traumas it feeds on.
[19:06] ---
    So Dororo's trauma switch
    got stuck in the "on" position
[19:09] ---
    because of this thing.
[19:10] ---
    Leave it to me!
[19:12] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[19:19] ---
    Weapons and techniques from the
    real world won't work on that thing.
[19:23] ---
    You'll have to attack it using stuff
    from inside Dororo's memories.
[19:27] ---
    Let's split up in different directions
[19:29] ---
    and search for weapons inside
    Dororo's memories, sir!
[19:32] ---
    Roger!
[19:33] ---
    Roger, sir!
[19:34] ---
    Hey, why's it coming my way?!
[19:41] ---
    Ooh!
[19:42] ---
    Look, I found a raygun here!
[19:45] ---
    All right!
[19:46] ---
    Eat this, sir!
[19:51] ---
    Uh? Huh?
[19:52] ---
    Hey, this thing's a toy!
[19:54] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    Keroro
[19:56] ---
    Th-This is my handwriting
    from when I was a child!
[20:00] ---
    Right then,
[20:01] ---
    a switch flipped in a weird way
    on Sergeant Keroro's trauma!
SIGN    Click
[20:05] ---
    Wait, again?
SIGN    Trauma Trauma Trauma
[20:06] ---
    I... I'm sorry, Zeroro-kun.
[20:10] ---
    I took your precious toy and...
SIGN    Keroro
[20:13] ---
    ...I wrote my name on it!
[20:17] ---
    And yet... And yet, you...
[20:20] ---
    Keroro-kun! You forgot your toy in my room.
SIGN    Keroro
[20:24] ---
    Here you go.
[20:26] ---
    Oh...
[20:27] ---
    Thanks.
[20:28] ---
    What?! Uh, that's a seriously bitter memory.
SIGN    Keroro
SIGN    Mutter Mutter Mutter...
[20:33] ---
    I put spicy mustard on Zeroro's recorder...
[20:36] ---
    On school lunch duty,
    I also took green peppers, and...
[20:37] ---
    What are you doing, Keroro?!
[20:41] ---
    And I was also the one who
    borrowed a library book in Dororo's name
[20:44] ---
    and didn't return it.
[20:46] ---
    And I was the one who
    took your precious spy set...
[20:49] ---
    Mr. Sergeant has lost it!
[20:51] ---
    ...and used up all the sheets
    from the water-soluble memo pad.
[20:51] ---
    It's useless! He's no good to us!
[20:54] ---
    Oh, it's coming!
[20:56] ---
    And at the Space Zoo,
[20:57] ---
    I was the one who threw Zeroro's snack
    into the space cyclops' cage.
[21:00] ---
    Space cyclops?
[21:02] ---
    That's it!
[21:02] ---
    What?!
[21:03] ---
    Huh? Huh?!
[21:08] ---
    That must be it!
SIGN    Space Cyclops Little Harry Very dangerous.
[21:13] ---
    Stay here!
[21:13] ---
    What?!
[21:15] ---
    C-Come on!
[21:34] ---
    The space cyclops!
SIGN    Take a Peek 10 yen for 3 min
[21:39] ---
    That's Corporal Giroro for you.
[21:43] ---
    Or, like, deadly weapon?
[21:46] ---
    Ooh!
[21:47] ---
    The black bubbles are sinking.
[21:52] ---
    There's no knowing when they
    might surface again, though.
[22:01] ---
    What have I been doing all this time?
[22:03] ---
    Thus, Lance Corporal Dororo was saved.
SIGN    Mutter
    Mutter
    Mutter
    Mutter
[22:06] ---
    And that time, too. And this time, too.
[22:07] ---
    However...
[22:08] ---
    C-Commander-dono!
[22:09] ---
    I'm sorry, Zeroro.
SIGN    Mutter Mutter Mutter...
[22:11] ---
    When we were pillow-fighting
    during our school trip...
[22:14] ---
    This time, Sergeant Keroro
    has gotten stuck in this mode!
[22:17] ---
    Your hard work is much depreciated.
[22:18] ---
    It was me!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Please give me love.
     Give me lots, lots more.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Come on, it's not like
    you'll have less of it.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    I want to live my life for you,
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    As long as you'll let me live
    in the lap of luxury.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Zeitaku sasete kureru nara
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    But even then, I'll take a break
    once in a while.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    How's that? How's that? How's that?
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    How about something like this?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Konnan de dossu ka?
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    When you're in that
    critically desperate situation,
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Shake your hips and fake it!
     Dancing, dancing!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    I want love and courage,
    and to be popular! (I want it...)
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll do it with spirit and guts!
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    If things don't go well,
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    Umaku ikanai nara
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    That's because you are a stupid kid...
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[23:52] ---
    I'm Karara!
[23:53] ---
    Nice to meetcha!
[23:54] ---
    This place called Pekopon
    sure is a mighty fine place!
[23:58] ---
    The Keroro Platoon folks'll
    just have to work hard
[23:59] ---
    and invade this place quick, 'cause
    I wanna live here, too! I kid ya not!
[24:03] ---
    Never mind that. Next time,
[24:04] ---
    we'll fearlessly stand up
    against a vicious space criminal!
[24:07] ---
    "Keroro Howls at the Pekopon, Sir!"
[24:10] ---
    "Tamama: A Visitor from Planet Keron, Sir!"
[24:13] ---
    These two stories.
    How's that?
[24:15] ---
    Ge-Gero!