E318 - Dororo: The Masked Man, Sir! / Mois: The Dark Visitor, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
SIGN    The Regular Invasion Meeting
[01:33] ---
    Since it's come to this,
    it has to be destroyed!
[01:34] ---
    All we can do is destroy it!
[01:36] ---
    In the first place, up to now,
[01:37] ---
    how many lukewarm plans
    have we tried and failed?!
[01:41] ---
    But still, your idea is too violent!
[01:44] ---
    What are you talking about?
[01:45] ---
    Then you think of a plan!
[01:48] ---
    Didn't I just propose
    a really sweet operational plan?
[01:56] ---
    Keroro!
SIGN    The Regular Invasion Meeting
[01:57] ---
    Are you even listening?!
[02:00] ---
    Yeah...
[02:01] ---
    That's right. Your idea is okay, Giroro.
[02:05] ---
    It's perfect!
[02:08] ---
    After all this time,
    I just noticed something.
[02:12] ---
    I've never seen Dororo's mouth before.
[02:14] ---
    I'm sure you've suddenly become so curious
[02:16] ---
    about something that you couldn't
    stop thinking about it, right?
[02:24] ---
    Dororo: The Masked Man, Sir!
[02:37] ---
    Jeez!
[02:43] ---
    Dororo's never shown his mouth to me before.
[02:47] ---
    Could it be...?
[02:53] ---
    Synchro rate at 400%!
[02:56] ---
    Or maybe under the cloth,
     there's a talisman against evil?!
[03:05] ---
    Begone! Be purified!
[03:09] ---
    I can't stop thinking about it.
[03:12] ---
    I can't take it anymore...
[03:14] ---
    I'll die if I don't see it!
[03:18] ---
    Dororo-kun!
[03:21] ---
    Commander-dono?
[03:23] ---
    What can I do for you?
[03:27] ---
    I was buying a limited edition Gundam model
[03:29] ---
    when I noticed the candy shop next door
[03:31] ---
    was selling limited edition
    melon-flavored Instant Dumplings!
[03:35] ---
    Good for you!
[03:37] ---
    And I wanna eat them right now,
[03:38] ---
    so would you put some tea on, Dororo-kun?!
[03:41] ---
    Sure, I can do that...
[03:44] ---
    Here is your tea.
[03:45] ---
    Thanks. I appreciate it, Dororo-kun.
[03:49] ---
    I know!
[03:50] ---
    How'd you like to try a melon-flavored
    instant dumpling, too?
[03:53] ---
    Oh, no thank you, I just ate.
[03:56] ---
    Come on, don't be shy!
[03:57] ---
    Have one!
[04:01] ---
    A-All right...
[04:15] ---
    Thank you kindly.
[04:17] ---
    Gero!
[04:18] ---
    H-How about one more?!
[04:21] ---
    Th-Then I will avail myself
    of your kind offer.
[04:32] ---
    Now I am truly full.
[04:34] ---
    O-One more! Eat one more!
[04:38] ---
    One more! One more!
[04:40] ---
    I've got more!
[04:41] ---
    Just one more!
[04:43] ---
    Eat this one, too!
[04:47] ---
    In the end, I couldn't see his mouth.
[04:54] ---
    Since it's come to this,
[04:55] ---
    I'll just have to ask for help!
[04:59] ---
    Doroboat-senpai's mouth?
[05:01] ---
    That's right.
[05:03] ---
    I am not really interested in him.
[05:06] ---
    Don't you want to see it?!
[05:08] ---
    You do, don't you?! Don't you?!
[05:10] ---
    You wanna see it, right?! Right?! Right?!
[05:11] ---
    Yes, yes, yes...
[05:15] ---
    Then I'm counting on you, Private Tamama!
[05:18] ---
    L-Leave it to me...
[05:22] ---
    Dorodumpling-kun!
[05:24] ---
    Commander-dono! And Tamama-dono!
[05:27] ---
    What is it now?
[05:29] ---
    I thought we should have dinner together
    once in a while, so here I am!
[05:34] ---
    Yep! We brought over bentos,
[05:36] ---
    so if you don't mind, let's eat together!
[05:39] ---
    Y-You want me to eat again?
[05:43] ---
    Come, come, come.
[05:45] ---
    Spring onions and tuna, spinach, beef jerky,
[05:47] ---
    corn on the cob, pineapple,
[05:48] ---
    bamboo shoots, fried squid, fried chicken...
[05:51] ---
    A cavalcade of food
    that gets caught in your teeth!
[05:54] ---
    Th-Then thank you for the food...
[06:00] ---
    That was truly delicious.
[06:05] ---
    Tama... I got all kinds of it
    stuck in my teeth.
[06:08] ---
    It feels gross.
[06:10] ---
    Me, too!
[06:13] ---
    What is wrong, you two?
SIGN    Bumpy Salt
[06:17] ---
    I happen to have three toothbrushes!
[06:19] ---
    I know! Let's all brush our teeth!
[06:22] ---
    That's a great idea!
[06:24] ---
    Brushing your teeth together is
    the best way to deepen friendship!
[06:27] ---
    F-Friendship?!
[06:30] ---
    Tama...
[06:31] ---
    You will have to show your mouth
    to brush your teeth, right?
[06:48] ---
    My eyes! My eyes!
[06:53] ---
    I feel refreshed.
[07:01] ---
    W-What's wrong?!
[07:02] ---
    Commander-dono! Tamama-dono!
[07:04] ---
    Are you okay?!
[07:08] ---
    Dororo's mouth?
[07:11] ---
    Certainly, I've never seen it.
[07:13] ---
    Right?
[07:14] ---
    You want to see it too, don't you?
[07:16] ---
    Don't you? Don't you?
[07:18] ---
    True, I haven't seen it...
[07:20] ---
    ...but what does that
    have to do with the invasion?
[07:23] ---
    Nonsense!
[07:25] ---
    Tch! What the heck?!
[07:27] ---
    I wanna see it! I'm curious!
[07:29] ---
    I am so curious that I may not be
    able to focus on the invasion.
[07:32] ---
    Exactly!
[07:33] ---
    I can't invade when I feel like this!
[07:37] ---
    It's impossible!
[07:38] ---
    All right, all right! Leave it to me!
[07:41] ---
    I'll show you Dororo's mouth.
[07:43] ---
    H-How?
[07:46] ---
    It's simple.
[07:51] ---
    All right!
[07:52] ---
    Giroro-senpai, that's a bad idea!
[07:55] ---
    It'll be fine.
[07:56] ---
    I decreased the amount of gunpowder.
[07:58] ---
    It'll just hit the ground
    and cause a shock wave.
[08:01] ---
    That shock wave will blow off his mask.
[08:04] ---
    Really?
[08:05] ---
    Is that not a little extreme?
[08:07] ---
    Actually, I've been curious about it, too.
[08:23] ---
    Villains...
[08:27] ---
    Th-The amount of gunpowder...
[08:29] ---
    Y-You didn't decrease it at all, did you?
[08:33] ---
    Please, Sergeant Major Kululu!
[08:36] ---
    You're the only one we can
    turn to, Kululu-senpai!
[08:40] ---
    Dororo-senpai's mouth, huh?
[08:43] ---
    I guess I'm kind of curious about it.
[08:46] ---
    I know, right?!
[08:47] ---
    Then it's a cinch if you use this.
SIGN    Absolute Object Transparency Scope (Saw-Too-Much Scope)
[08:50] ---
    Saw-Too-Much Scope!
[08:53] ---
    If you attach this to a camera
    and take photos,
[08:56] ---
    you can see through anything!
[08:59] ---
    This is all we need to see through it!
[09:03] ---
    Huh?
[09:04] ---
    Here.
[09:05] ---
    1,000 yen per person.
[09:07] ---
    That's a total of 4,000 yen.
[09:09] ---
    Lend me 1,000 yen.
[09:11] ---
    What are you talking about?!
    Don't you have any cash?
[09:13] ---
    I used up my money on Doroboat-senpai.
[09:15] ---
    All right, fine. Make sure
    you pay me back next month.
[09:17] ---
    Thanks.
[09:23] ---
    Now we can finally...
[09:26] ---
    ...bring an end to this battle...
[09:27] ---
    ...with the giant mystery!
SIGN    Mystery
[09:30] ---
    Yeah!
[09:37] ---
    However...
[09:38] ---
    Sarge, I'm returning the glue I borrowed.
[09:42] ---
    What are all these see-through
    skeleton photos?!
[09:45] ---
    S-See-through isn't what
    it's cracked up to be.
[09:52] ---
    Dororo's mouth, huh?
[09:54] ---
    Aren't you curious about it, Master Fuyuki?
[09:57] ---
    I suppose, now that you mention it.
[10:00] ---
    I am so curious that
    it has got me worn out.
[10:03] ---
    Then why don't you ask him?
[10:06] ---
    You should just ask him directly
    to show you his mouth!
[10:10] ---
    After all, you're friends.
[10:11] ---
    M-Master Fuyuki...
[10:14] ---
    That's a sound argument.
[10:16] ---
    I've been making a mistake.
SIGN    Friends
[10:18] ---
    Trying to forcibly reveal
    a friend's secret...
[10:21] ---
    You're right.
[10:23] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[10:25] ---
    Master Fuyuki, thank you for the nice advice!
[10:28] ---
    You're welcome.
[10:30] ---
    Well...
[10:36] ---
    D-Dororo!
[10:36] ---
    Dororo-senpai!
[10:39] ---
    You have all been acting strange lately,
    which has made me curious.
[10:44] ---
    After all, are we not friends?
[10:49] ---
    Dororo!
[10:50] ---
    You son of a gun!
[10:52] ---
    Friends are awesome!
[10:56] ---
    Oh, so that is what it was about?
[10:58] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[10:59] ---
    Well, I feel embarrassed.
[11:02] ---
    I shall show you once and once only.
[11:13] ---
    All right?
[11:21] ---
    That is a secret only among friends.
[11:33] ---
    Perhaps it means
[11:34] ---
    there are things in this world
    we'd be happier not being curious about.
[11:51] ---
    A letter arrived unexpectedly
    at the Hinata house.
[11:56] ---
    It was the beginning of an uproar
    that would shake the world.
SIGN    Angol Mois-sama
[12:03] ---
    Yahoo! It arrived!
[12:06] ---
    Ta-daaa!
[12:07] ---
    I ordered new paints via space mail order.
[12:11] ---
    Look at the deep shine of this black iron!
SIGN    Black Iron Color
[12:15] ---
    I'm gonna use this to put the realistic
    finishing touches on my 06R in progress!
[12:20] ---
    Good for you, Uncle!
[12:22] ---
    Or, like, gladly sadly?
[12:23] ---
    Oh, that's right!
[12:24] ---
    There was a letter for you, Lady Mois.
[12:27] ---
    Thank you!
[12:29] ---
    But it's unusual for you
    to get a letter, huh?
[12:34] ---
    Is it from your father?
[12:36] ---
    Or your mother?
[12:38] ---
    Oh, no, Uncle!
[12:40] ---
    It seems my pen pal is coming!
[12:43] ---
    Gero?
[12:44] ---
    Your pen pal is coming...
[12:46] ---
    Here?
[12:47] ---
    Yes!
[12:48] ---
    When?
[12:49] ---
    Today!
[12:56] ---
    Uncle!
[12:57] ---
    Today, you say?
[13:01] ---
    Mois-chan...
[13:03] ---
    I've wanted to see you!
[13:08] ---
    Mois: The Dark Visitor, Sir!
[13:14] ---
    This is my pen pal,
[13:15] ---
    Maya Popol of the Photon Belt Tribe.
[13:19] ---
    Or, like, end-times ally?
SIGN    End-Times Ally
[13:22] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[13:24] ---
    Photon Belt?!
SIGN    Photon Belt
[13:25] ---
    Maya?!
SIGN    Maya
[13:26] ---
    And a crystal skull!
SIGN    Crystal Skull
[13:28] ---
    I'm interested in all of it!
[13:30] ---
    Say, will you show it to me later?!
[13:32] ---
    I would be happy to.
[13:33] ---
    All right!
[13:35] ---
    Come on, Fuyuki.
    Maya-chan came to see Mois-chan.
[13:38] ---
    But why all of a sudden?
[13:41] ---
    Um...
[13:42] ---
    I'll answer! I came to fulfill a promise
    I made in one of our letters.
[13:47] ---
    A promise?
[13:48] ---
    That so?
[13:49] ---
    Yes! To destroy Pekopon together!
[13:56] ---
    Oh, that's right.
[13:58] ---
    Mois-chan originally came
    to Earth to destroy it.
[14:07] ---
    Maybe I can't condemn this planet...
[14:12] ---
    I mean, destroying Pekopon alone...
[14:15] ---
    It's okay!
[14:17] ---
    I'm sure you'll do a fine job, Mois-chan.
[14:19] ---
    Really?
[14:20] ---
    Do you really think so?
[14:22] ---
    Have faith in yourself!
[14:25] ---
    I know!
[14:26] ---
    If it doesn't work out well,
[14:28] ---
    I'll help you!
[14:30] ---
    Together we can turn Pekopon into fragments.
[14:33] ---
    Thank you, Maya-chan!
[14:35] ---
    That's a promise, okay?
[14:38] ---
    It's a promise.
[14:40] ---
    Oh, that's right.
SIGN    Overslept
[14:41] ---
    Mois-chan overslept, didn't she?
[14:44] ---
    Huh? But...
[14:46] ---
    According to the Mayan prophecy,
    the world is supposed to end in 2012, right?
[14:50] ---
    It's still only 2010.
[14:53] ---
    Th-That's right!
SIGN    Overslept
[14:55] ---
    Yes, but I was so worried about what
    would happen if I overslept, I came early.
[14:59] ---
    When it comes to destruction,
    time is of the essence.
SIGN    Gloom
[15:08] ---
    W-W-What do we do?!
[15:10] ---
    It'll be no laughing matter if she destroys
    the planet before we can invade it!
[15:15] ---
    Then now, while her guard is down,
[15:16] ---
    we have to go boom on that Maya woman!
[15:21] ---
    If she has the same level
    of power as the Angol Tribe,
[15:25] ---
    we won't be able to handle her.
[15:26] ---
    Delicious!
[15:28] ---
    Maya-chan is light years ahead of me.
[15:31] ---
    Or, like, genius beauty?
[15:33] ---
    A-Anyway, we have to do something.
[15:36] ---
    Fuyuki, don't you have any good ideas?
[15:38] ---
    Easy for you to say...
[15:40] ---
    Have you come up with anything, Sarge?
[15:42] ---
    Easy for you to say, but I... I...
[15:45] ---
    Or, like...
[15:46] ---
    Mois-dono, do you have a bright idea?
[15:55] ---
    Or, like, lacking options?
SIGN    Short Phrase Mania
[15:57] ---
    Don't worry about your stupid little phrases!
[16:02] ---
    Just then, the sergeant had
    a black iron inspiration.
SIGN    Black Iron Color
SIGN    Hope
[16:05] ---
    That's it!
[16:07] ---
    We'll show her a lot of
    good places on Pekopon
[16:09] ---
    so she'll give up on the idea
    of destroying it!
[16:11] ---
    That's it!
[16:25] ---
    Yummy!
[16:27] ---
    Right? Everybody loves the crepes here.
[16:31] ---
    I know!
[16:32] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[16:34] ---
    I'll pay you for this, don't worry.
[16:37] ---
    Extra-large helpings!
[16:41] ---
    How about this one?
[16:43] ---
    That's cute.
SIGN    Eighteen Outfit Accoutrements Are Back in Stock
[16:46] ---
    This would look good on you, too!
[16:48] ---
    Mois-chan, let's get matching outfits.
[16:51] ---
    Lady Mois! Lady Maya!
[16:53] ---
    How about these?!
SIGN    Please!
    Ask a staff member
    before using
    the fitting room!
[16:55] ---
    There!
[16:58] ---
    How about this for you, Lady Natsumi?
[17:01] ---
    Hokuto Aki... beep!
[17:02] ---
    Why?
[17:04] ---
    Uncle!
[17:11] ---
    And that's what Uncle did!
[17:14] ---
    Sarge is such a cut-up!
[17:16] ---
    Huh, really?
[17:20] ---
    That's just like the stupid frog.
[17:22] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[17:25] ---
    A-A girl I don't know looks like
    she's cozying up to Fuyuki-kun...
[17:29] ---
    Cozying up to him... Cozying up to him...
[17:33] ---
    Let me at her!
[17:35] ---
    Milady!
[17:36] ---
    Come on, Lady Momoka!
[17:38] ---
    Calm down! Calm down!
[17:40] ---
    Momoka-dono, please be at peace!
[17:42] ---
    This is bad...
[17:44] ---
    Since it has come to this, I have no choice,
    even though it is Momocchi!
[17:48] ---
    Tamama Impac...
[17:49] ---
    Hey! Don't do it here, Tamama!
[17:53] ---
    Dama!
[17:53] ---
    Giro!
[17:54] ---
    Get away from me!
[18:02] ---
    Thank you!
[18:03] ---
    You're lucky, Maya-chan!
[18:05] ---
    Yeah!
[18:09] ---
    I can't blow anymore...
[18:21] ---
    It's beautiful.
[18:23] ---
    Maya-chan, did you enjoy Pekopon?
[18:26] ---
    Yeah!
[18:27] ---
    I had a great time.
[18:29] ---
    I'm glad I got to meet you, Mois-chan.
[18:31] ---
    Me, too!
[18:34] ---
    But...
[18:36] ---
    Um...
[18:38] ---
    About that promise...
[18:41] ---
    Do your best, Mois-chan!
[18:43] ---
    Pekopon's fate is on the line!
[18:46] ---
    Cancel that promise!
[18:49] ---
    Actually...
[18:50] ---
    ...I'm overjoyed that you came
    all the way to this planet
[18:55] ---
    for the sake of our promise, Maya-chan.
[18:57] ---
    But, um, I...
[19:00] ---
    Right now, I...
[19:03] ---
    I'm relieved.
[19:07] ---
    We destroyers always work alone,
[19:10] ---
    so being pen pals was the
    only way we could connect.
[19:14] ---
    That's why I was worried
    about you, Mois-chan.
[19:17] ---
    So worried about you...
[19:20] ---
    ...so I became determined
    to come here and see you.
[19:23] ---
    Maya-chan...
[19:25] ---
    But now you have a lot
    of really nice friends.
[19:31] ---
    So...
[19:32] ---
    ...you don't have to worry about our promise.
[19:38] ---
    You should treasure the time
    you have with your friends now.
[19:42] ---
    It's okay.
[19:44] ---
    Prophecies are often off by a century or two.
[19:50] ---
    Maya-chan...
[20:03] ---
    Thank you!
[20:15] ---
    Will you come back to visit again?
[20:17] ---
    Of course.
[20:18] ---
    I'll come back to this planet, Pekopon,
    and eat crepes, have tea,
[20:22] ---
    go shopping, watch the setting sun,
     and laugh with everyone.
[20:27] ---
    Yeah! That's a promise.
[20:29] ---
    But if you're not smiling then, Mois-chan,
[20:33] ---
    I will destroy Pekopon for sure!
[20:37] ---
    Deal!
[20:38] ---
    Maya-chan, let's have a blast then!
[20:42] ---
    Yeah!
[20:46] ---
    Goodbye!
[20:48] ---
    Goodbye!
[20:57] ---
    Lady Mois...
[20:58] ---
    The next time Lady Maya comes,
    let's all have fun again.
[21:03] ---
    Any precious friend of yours
[21:05] ---
    is a friend of ours!
[21:10] ---
    Thank you, Uncle!
[21:12] ---
    Yeah. I'm sure she'll come back someday...
[21:15] ---
    And so, Mois-chan's pen pal went home,
[21:20] ---
    leaving behind warm memories
    in all of their hearts.
[21:26] ---
    And several days later...
SIGN    Luce-chan Projected Destruction 2043
[21:31] ---
    Mois-chan!
SIGN    Poppy-chan Nyu-chan Projected Destruction 2060
[21:35] ---
    Mois-chan!
SIGN    Makumo-chan Around 3000 or so
[21:38] ---
    Mois-chan!
[21:39] ---
    We came to visit!
[21:42] ---
    Or, like, many pen-pals?
[21:45] ---
    At this rate, even if there were multiple Pekopons,
    there still wouldn't be enough to go around!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:22] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:24] ---
    I bought a device that's supposed to let me
    easily connect my computer to the Intergalactic Net,
[23:28] ---
    but it isn't working at all.
[23:30] ---
    They say it'll start up
    at the touch of a button,
[23:32] ---
    but no matter how many times
    I push it, nothing! Grrr!
[23:34] ---
    That aside...
[23:36] ---
    ...somebody, hook me up, please!
[23:38] ---
    "Mois: Genius Hacker, Sir?"
[23:41] ---
    "Kululu: Small Antique Clock, Sir!"
[23:45] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:47] ---
    Ge-Gero!