E68 - Keroro's Extreme Makeover:Dramatic Renovations Edition, Sir! / Dororo: Here I Come! Fateful Showdown, Sir!

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[00:01] [SONG] ---
    Here we go!
[00:01] [SONG] ---
    "Sore ike~!!!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Even in your field of expertise,
    once in a while,
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    You're bound to mess up.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    You've just gotta say,
    "Wow, today's my lucky day,"
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    And make like you did it on purpose.
    That's the key.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:42] [SONG] ---
    The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
    Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    It's more fun when you're brainless.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    They keep saying
    Japanese people are depressing.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Isn't it time we did something about that?
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    And all of that is a relativistic
    anthropological argument, you see.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
    jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Good job!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    "Gokurousan!!!"
[01:30] ---
    It has begun! Summer break!
[01:33] ---
    But that means you spend
    more time at home than usual,
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    so do you ever find
    yourself thinking things like...
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    "I wish we lived in a more fabulous home"?
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    In the hands of a skilled expert,
    even the common-looking Sato residence...
[01:49] ---
    ...becomes a beautifully
    renovated home, as you can see here.
[01:54] ---
    That's so nice. I want to
    live in a house like that, too.
[01:57] ---
    Mom, let's renovate our house, too.
[02:00] ---
    Hmm, renovate, huh?
[02:02] ---
    I'd love to do it, but...
[02:04] ---
    ...it's just not reasonable.
[02:05] ---
    Aww...
SIGN    Gero Gero Gero...
[02:10] ---
    In that case, the most
    skilled expert in the universe
[02:11] ---
    will generously grant the Hinata
    household their wish, sir.
[02:16] ---
    Um, who is this most
    skilled expert in the universe?
[02:18] ---
    Me, of course, sir!
[02:20] ---
    Oh. I was afraid of that.
[02:25] ---
    Keroro's Extreme Makeover:
    Dramatic Renovations Edition, Sir!
[02:30] ---
    Aw, man, so I guess a renovation's
    ultimately out of the question?
[02:34] ---
    But there's nothing we're especially
    unhappy with in our current home.
[02:37] ---
    Well, with one exception.
[02:39] ---
    You mean Sarge and his men?
[02:41] ---
    Yup.
[02:42] ---
    And a renovation wouldn't
    solve that problem, anyway.
[02:46] ---
    Hey, there, you two.
[02:47] ---
    That voice!
[02:51] ---
    S-Saburo-senpai!
[02:54] ---
    I heard you renovated your house?
[02:55] ---
    What?
[02:56] ---
    Kululu e-mailed me, saying it's incredible,
[02:59] ---
    so I should come see it within the day.
[03:01] ---
    That's why I came to
    drop by for a quick visit.
[03:06] ---
    But as you can see, nothing has changed...
[03:09] ---
    Yeah...
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    A-Anyway, please come in
    instead of standing around out here.
[03:24] ---
    Wh-What is this?!
[03:27] ---
    This is incredible.
[03:29] ---
    That stupid frog's behind this, isn't he?!
[03:32] ---
    N-Natsumi-chan!
[03:35] ---
    That's a wall painting...
[03:37] ---
    But I guess it's too late to say that now.
[03:40] ---
    Well, well, I see that you're all here.
[03:42] ---
    Welcome home, sir.
[03:44] ---
    Stupid frog!
[03:45] ---
    What's the big idea,
    pulling a stunt like this?!
[03:48] ---
    I have realized the renovation
    that you all dreamed of, ma'am.
[03:52] ---
    How can you call this a renovation?!
[03:54] ---
    We can't go into the house!
[03:56] ---
    Non, non, non, non, non.
[03:58] ---
    That's exactly what we're aiming for.
[04:01] ---
    Even if you open the front door,
    you cannot enter the house.
[04:04] ---
    This is truly the ultimate
    security measure, sir!
[04:06] ---
    What about those of us who live here?
     How do we get into the house?
[04:10] ---
    Is this it?
[04:12] ---
    Ah! That's Master Saburo for you!
[04:14] ---
    You have very good instincts, sir!
[04:18] ---
    Welcome!
[04:19] ---
    Or, like, many callers?
[04:21] ---
    And now, into the skilled expert's
    world of excitement and dreams!
[04:24] ---
    We'll show you all the way, sir!
[04:28] ---
    First, we have the entryway.
[04:29] ---
    It comes with super-huge,
    large-capacity, mirrored storage units.
[04:34] ---
    The hallway leading to the living room
[04:36] ---
    is lined with statues
    of the mobile suit Gyan,
[04:39] ---
    filling the space with the expert's
    unique sense of playfulness.
[04:44] ---
    And when you open the door,
    which we kept the same,
[04:46] ---
    there you will find...
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    ...your living room, reborn
    into this spacious version of itself.
[04:53] ---
    Or, like, extra massive?
[04:55] ---
    Isn't this too big?
[04:56] ---
    I think you could have
    a soccer match in here.
[04:58] ---
    You could invite 10,000 friends, sir.
[05:01] ---
    Like we'd ever have that many over.
[05:03] ---
    Sarge, aren't we just in the
    usual underground base here?
[05:06] ---
    Non, non, non.
[05:07] ---
    Take a look outside the window.
[05:11] ---
    Huh? What's going on here?
[05:15] ---
    That's because we're using the Dirac sea.
[05:18] ---
    The Dirac sea?
[05:19] ---
    Well, if I had to sum it up,
[05:21] ---
    I suppose you could call it a space
    where you can make anything,
[05:23] ---
    as long as you have energy.
[05:23] ---
    All particles, regardless of
    whether they're bosons or fermions,
[05:25] ---
    have a negative energy solution,
[05:26] ---
    which is to say, they have
    corresponding antiparticles.
SIGN    Bosons
    Fermions
    Negative Energy
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    As long as you have sufficient energy,
[05:28] ---
    you can produce particles and
SIGN    Path Integral Formulation
    Alpha Decay
    Uncertainty Principle
[05:29] ---
    their corresponding antiparticles in pairs.
[05:30] ---
    Uh, we can't make heads or tails
    of this, so let's get on with the story.
SIGN    Minovsky Particles
    Bonus Odds
    Lone Cherry
[05:30] ---
    And conversely, by bringing particles
[05:32] ---
    and antiparticles together,
SIGN    Three Large Honors
    Long Shot
    Naked Pair Wait
[05:32] ---
    you can annihilate them.
[05:35] ---
    So? I'd like to serve tea to Saburo-senpai.
[05:38] ---
    How am I supposed to do that?
[05:39] ---
    Oh, Natsumi-chan, please don't mind me.
[05:42] ---
    The furniture placement
    is the same as before.
[05:52] ---
    H-Here you are.
[05:53] ---
    There, there, please don't mind me.
[05:55] ---
    It's too spacious. I can't relax at all.
[05:59] ---
    Heave...
[05:59] ---
    Ho...
[05:59] ---
    To get to the second floor,
    you take a human-powered lift.
[06:00] ---
    Heave...
[06:00] ---
    Ho...
[06:01] ---
    Heave...
[06:01] ---
    Ho...
[06:02] ---
    Heave...
[06:02] ---
    Ho...
[06:03] ---
    Heave...
[06:03] ---
    Ho...
[06:03] ---
    The intent is to give the family a way
    to always cooperate with each other.
[06:04] ---
    Heave...
[06:04] ---
    Ho...
[06:05] ---
    Heave...
[06:05] ---
    Ho...
[06:06] ---
    Heave...
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    A unique touch by the expert,
    brimming with thoughtfulness.
[06:06] ---
    Ho...
[06:07] ---
    Heave...
[06:07] ---
    Ho...
[06:08] ---
    Heave...
[06:08] ---
    Ho...
[06:09] ---
    Heave...
[06:09] ---
    Ho...
[06:10] ---
    This is Natsumi-san's room.
[06:13] ---
    Grandly transformed into the
    romantic room that every girl dreams of.
[06:17] ---
    Or, like, gorgeous splendor?
[06:19] ---
    This is fabulous!
[06:20] ---
    Lady Natsumi, I claim to grant the
    wishes and dreams of the inhabitants,
[06:24] ---
    and those words were no lie, were they?
[06:26] ---
    Yeah! I've got renewed respect
    for you! You really did it!
[06:29] ---
    Incidentally, over there is
    a devilishly clever detail,
[06:33] ---
    which utilizes a dimensional portal.
[06:34] ---
    What's this?
[06:37] ---
    What about this is a
    "devilishly clever detail"?
[06:41] ---
    What was that?
[06:43] ---
    Next up is Master Fuyuki's room, sir.
[06:51] ---
    This room makes full use of pyramid power.
[06:54] ---
    And rice cakes won't
    mold here, either, sir.
[06:56] ---
    Not only that, but...
[07:01] ---
    Your favorite stargazing
    will be at your fingertips.
[07:04] ---
    That thing's hooked up
    to Planet Keron,
[07:07] ---
    so you'll be able to
    observe the solar system
[07:09] ---
    from outside the Milky Way Galaxy.
[07:12] ---
    Really?!
[07:13] ---
    Oh, it charges money, huh?
[07:16] ---
    Wow!
[07:18] ---
    Huh?
[07:19] ---
    The fee to use it is 500 yen per second.
[07:22] ---
    Cheap, huh?
[07:24] ---
    Oh, come on!
[07:26] ---
    And this is the horror story room.
[07:29] ---
    The season for that is almost upon us,
[07:30] ---
    so we will hold a horror
    storytelling contest in this room
[07:32] ---
    and have a lively time of it, sir.
[07:37] ---
    It is very comfortable!
[07:40] ---
    So you remembered me and made
    sure to make a room for me, as well!
[07:44] ---
    Uh, it's not like I made the room
    with that in mind, though...
[07:49] ---
    This is the tea room under Dororo's charge.
[07:52] ---
    Or, like, unique event?
[07:54] ---
    The heart of tea is like a parent's love.
[07:56] ---
    Drink it, and a fountain
    of energy will flow forth.
[08:00] ---
    This is the relaxation room.
[08:03] ---
    Or, like, combat fatigue?
[08:05] ---
    I feel like I'm going to get tired
    just opening that door.
[08:10] ---
    Lady Mom can come to this room
[08:12] ---
    to thoroughly rid herself of her
    exhaustion from work, sir.
[08:15] ---
    Is that a massage chair, I wonder?
[08:18] ---
    Oh, then I'm going to give it a try!
[08:20] ---
    Let's see, how does this work?
[08:23] ---
    What is this?!
[08:24] ---
    H-Hold on!
[08:26] ---
    The 100 arms built into the unit
[08:28] ---
    No! That tickles!
[08:29] ---
    will pleasantly stimulate
    your pressure points, sir.
[08:31] ---
    Is that really working?
[08:34] ---
    Next up is the centerpiece
    of this renovation!
[08:36] ---
    The kitchen, sir!
[08:41] ---
    Lady Natsumi is a whiz in the kitchen,
[08:42] ---
    so in order to allow her to
    make the most of her skills,
[08:45] ---
    the refrigerator links directly to growers!
[08:47] ---
    You'll be able to procure fresh
    ingredients at all times, sir!
[08:51] ---
    Wow, that might be kind of nice.
[08:54] ---
    Um, Saburo-senpai,
    are you hungry, by any chance?
[08:57] ---
    Are you going to treat me
    to a home-cooked meal?
[09:00] ---
    I'll cook with everything I've got!
[09:03] ---
    Italian? Chinese?
[09:05] ---
    Or is the everyday morning
    bowl of miso soup still the best?
[09:07] ---
    I don't care! I'll give it
    everything I've got!
[09:10] ---
    Huh?
[09:13] ---
    Stupid frog, when you said
    "links directly to growers"...
[09:16] ---
    Indeed! Space creatures sent
    straight from all over the universe!
[09:21] ---
    Incidentally, space octopi are
    currently in season, sir!
[09:26] ---
    Next up is the sports gym.
[09:28] ---
    Or, like, daily training?
[09:30] ---
    The sports "GM"!
[09:34] ---
    A bad pun?
[09:35] ---
    Okay, next. Let's move on to the next one.
[09:37] ---
    Um, what was this room again?
[09:40] ---
    I'm sure it's nothing worthwhile.
SIGN    Ha ha ha!
[09:45] ---
    You can put three-shelf storage units
    to good use in renovations, too!
[09:50] ---
    I am so sorry that my brother
    is always so incomprehensible!
[09:53] ---
    I am so sorry! I am so sorry!
[09:56] ---
    How's that?! What do
    you think of my handiwork?!
SIGN    Most Skilled Expert in the Universe!!
[09:59] ---
    You must see why I am called the
    most skilled expert in the universe, right?
[10:02] ---
    Just put it back the way it was!
[10:04] ---
    This is pretty fun.
[10:06] ---
    I think Mom would like it, too.
[10:09] ---
    I said no! And I meant it!
[10:12] ---
    See? Aren't you glad you came to take a look?
[10:16] ---
    I totally get why you said today
    would be my only chance to see it.
[10:19] ---
    Come on! I don't understand, ma'am!
[10:23] ---
    So, then, you're going to do all the cleaning
[10:26] ---
    in this needlessly spacious house, right?
[10:28] ---
    What? That's a bit...
SIGN    What?!
[10:30] ---
    This renovation doesn't take
    that kind of daily life into account.
[10:32] ---
    That's why I'm saying to
    put it back the way it was.
[10:34] ---
    I did take things into account!
[10:36] ---
    Because! Because! I'm the
    most skilled expert in the universe!
[10:42] ---
    Whoops. It's time for
     Captain Geroro to start, sir.
[10:45] ---
    We can continue this discussion after that.
[10:51] ---
    This is goodbye, my friends.
[10:53] ---
    Gero?
[10:54] ---
    Gero gero?
[10:56] ---
    Gero?
[10:57] ---
    Huh?! How do I get to the living room again?!
[11:06] ---
    There!
[11:10] ---
    40 more days until
    summer break comes to an end!
[11:13] ---
    There are only 40 more days!
SIGN    To Be Continued
[11:16] ---
    I'll put it back the way it was, ma'am.
[11:19] ---
    Everyone, make sure to plan out
    your renovations well, too.
[11:30] ---
    That night, the call of the wild reverberated
[11:34] ---
    throughout the city where
    Sergeant Keroro and the others lived.
[11:41] ---
    That howl!
[11:43] ---
    Zeroyasha!
[11:59] ---
    Dororo: Here I Come!
    Fateful Showdown, Sir!
SIGN    Heroic Doggy Arrests Bank Robbers
[12:05] ---
    Amazingly, the robbers who hit the
    Bank of Todoroki's Inner-Tokyo branch
[12:08] ---
    were subdued by a dog that
    just happened to be nearby,
[12:11] ---
    and then they were arrested by
    police officers who rushed to the scene.
[12:12] ---
    A dog?!
[12:14] ---
    This heroic doggy vanished as
    soon as the case was resolved.
[12:14] ---
    Wow...
[12:15] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[12:16] ---
    I was actually right there
    when it happened, you know.
[12:17] ---
    Was it a stray? Or was
    it a pet on the loose?
[12:19] ---
    Really?! Please tell us what happened!
[12:24] ---
    Very well, then. I shall tell you the story.
[12:27] ---
    It happened when I was patrolling the city.
[12:32] ---
    Knowing you,
[12:33] ---
    you were probably checking out
    some new Gundam model!
SIGN    Ho ho ho...
[12:36] ---
    Cough. Cough.
[12:37] ---
    Uh, anyway,
[12:39] ---
    this dog subdued the culprits
    in the blink of an eye, sir.
[12:46] ---
    It was so cool.
[12:47] ---
    There are stories of a smart dog
    floating around online, too.
[12:51] ---
    It just might be that the doggy
    I saw yesterday was the same one, too.
[12:56] ---
    I was taking a walk when I saw a granny,
[12:59] ---
    who was having trouble crossing
    a street because it was too busy.
[13:02] ---
    I thought, if I helped her across,
    I might get lots of rewards,
[13:07] ---
    but she would not be able to see me
    because of the anti-barrier,
[13:10] ---
    so I was trying to decide
    what to do, when...
SIGN    Crushed
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    If you're gonna freaking help,
    then show up earlier!
[13:18] ---
    I wasted all that freaking time
    trying to decide what to do!
[13:21] ---
    Hey, by any chance, did this dog
    have two different-colored eyes?
[13:26] ---
    Oh, now that you mention it...
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    How did you know that?
[13:28] ---
    Because I've run into that dog, too.
[13:30] ---
    What?
[13:31] ---
    You, too?
[13:32] ---
    While I was heading back to
    the base on my flying board,
[13:34] ---
    Someone! Help!
[13:34] ---
    I ran across a child drowning in a park pond.
[13:38] ---
    Just as I went to save him...
[13:43] ---
    That guy showed up like
    the wind and rescued the child.
[13:48] ---
    His movements weren't
    that of any ordinary dog.
[13:51] ---
    That dog has undoubtedly
    received special training.
[13:54] ---
    Hey, I know! How about we
    recruit this doggy to join our platoon?!
[13:59] ---
    What?! Didn't we try
    something like this before
[14:02] ---
    and get into a lot of trouble
    because of it?
[14:05] ---
    I doubt he'll be won over so easily,
[14:08] ---
    but it might be interesting,
    if we think of it as a training exercise.
[14:11] ---
    It's settled!
[14:12] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu,
    prepare to move out, sir!
[14:15] ---
    All this for one measly mutt, huh?
[14:18] ---
    Well, I guess it'll kill some time.
[14:22] ---
    And so began Operation:
    Capture the Mystery Doggy.
[14:29] ---
    Ready when you are.
[14:30] ---
    Roger. Await further instructions.
[14:35] ---
    Will he really fall for something like that?
[14:38] ---
    A Gundam model!
[14:39] ---
    Wah! Wah! I lost my
    Gundam model somewhere!
[14:45] ---
    Someone find it for me!
[14:46] ---
    Especially if you're a smart
    and kind doggy, help me!
[14:50] ---
    Wah! Wah! My Gundam model!
[14:51] ---
    Let him do what he wants.
[14:53] ---
    I'll handle things my own way.
[15:01] ---
    So you're going, Dororo?
[15:03] ---
    I have eagerly looked forward to this day.
[15:07] ---
    And I dare say, so has he.
[15:10] ---
    Dororo...
[15:12] ---
    Koyuki-dono, this will be
    goodbye for a little while.
[15:15] ---
    Okay.
[15:18] ---
    Good luck, Dororo!
[15:20] ---
    Wah! My Gundam model! Wah!
[15:25] ---
    Gero?
[15:30] ---
    He really came!
[15:31] ---
    Be on your guard! Here we go!
[15:33] ---
    Wah! Where's my Gundam model?!
[15:37] ---
    Wah! Wah!
[15:44] ---
    So you fell for it, sir!
[15:48] ---
    Okay, doggy! No need to be scared, sir.
[15:51] ---
    Let's be friends!
[15:54] ---
    He disappeared!
[15:56] ---
    H-He's fast!
[16:03] ---
    Wait, huh?
[16:06] ---
    Oh, thanks, sir.
[16:12] ---
    He's a real nice guy.
[16:14] ---
    M-Mr. Sergeant...
[16:15] ---
    You're happy he gave you that thing?!
[16:19] ---
    What?
[16:22] ---
    A dummy?!
[16:24] ---
    Darn you!
[16:25] ---
    Even on an operation like this,
    Mr. Sergeant's serious, you know!
[16:29] ---
    How dare you mess with him?!
[16:40] ---
    Zeroyasha, Dororo is coming!
[16:43] ---
    There has yet to be anyone
    who has escaped the clutches
[16:46] ---
    of these glue bombs!
[16:49] ---
    Darn it! You're nimble!
[16:51] ---
    What?!
[16:53] ---
    Darn it!
[16:54] ---
    Eat this!
[16:55] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[17:05] ---
    I never thought he'd be this fast!
[17:12] ---
    Super Lethal!
SIGN    Lethal
SIGN    Tama Tama Tama...
[17:17] ---
    Tamama Fist!
[17:21] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[17:22] ---
    That dog...!
[17:26] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[17:27] ---
    The you-know-what,
    if you please, sir!
[17:29] ---
    Roger.
[17:31] ---
    I'm dropping it.
[17:46] ---
    Like a rat in a trap now, sir!
[17:49] ---
    We have won, sir!
[18:00] ---
    C-Crap!
[18:03] ---
    What are we going to do, Keroro?!
[18:04] ---
    We can't settle anything like this!
[18:06] ---
    Do not worry, sir.
[18:08] ---
    As long as Kululu comes to our rescue,
    our victory is as good as...
[18:13] ---
    Wait! Where did he go, sir?!
[18:15] ---
    A h-hole?!
[18:18] ---
    H-Hey, don't tell me...!
SIGN    Escape
    Accomplished
[18:22] ---
    Escape accomplished!
[18:25] ---
    We're seriously sorry!
[18:26] ---
    I mean, we were just
    playing around a little, mister!
[18:32] ---
    Please! Please have mercy!
[18:35] ---
    We saw great promise in your abilities,
[18:38] ---
    so we came to recruit you!
[18:41] ---
    One moment!
[18:45] ---
    Ah! Dororo!
[18:47] ---
    So you have come to our rescue, sir?
[18:49] ---
    What exquisitely perfect timing!
    You son of a gun!
[18:53] ---
    Zeroyasha, here it comes!
[19:00] ---
    What a battle!
[19:02] ---
    Truly, two masters going head-to-head!
[19:06] ---
    Wait, that's...
SIGN    Ball
[19:07] ---
    A ball?
[19:09] ---
    Sir?
[19:16] ---
    Zeroyasha!
[19:18] ---
    What's going on?
[19:20] ---
    That tickles, Zeroyasha.
[19:23] ---
    Um...
[19:25] ---
    Pardon me for interrupting
    your pleasant exchange,
[19:27] ---
    but what might your relationship be?
[19:30] ---
    Oh, my honorable leader,
    pardon the late introduction.
[19:33] ---
    This is the ninja dog, Zeroyasha.
[19:37] ---
    He is a friend from during
    my time as a ninja-in-training.
SIGN    Zeroyasha
[19:47] ---
    H-How very thoughtful.
[19:49] ---
    Zeroyasha was a
    good training partner to me,
[19:52] ---
    and I also owe him my life.
[20:02] ---
    How inept I am...
[20:04] ---
    Keroro-kun... Everyone...!
[20:11] ---
    Zeroyasha!
[20:12] ---
    What's wrong, Zeroyasha?!
[20:15] ---
    This is the end...
[20:17] ---
    Zeroyasha?
[20:23] ---
    Water.
[20:24] ---
    When I was injured upon
    our infiltration of Pekopon,
[20:27] ---
    it was Koyuki-dono and
    Zeroyasha here who saved me.
[20:40] ---
    When I recovered, I resolved
    to live my life as a ninja,
SIGN    You're good...
SIGN    You, too...
[20:43] ---
    and together with Zeroyasha,
    we worked to hone each other's skills.
[20:48] ---
    On the day we were to
    leave the village behind...
[20:52] ---
    I see... so you intend to go alone.
[20:56] ---
    Let us both hone our skills further
    and meet again someday.
[21:04] ---
    And so Zeroyasha came to this city
    to keep his promise to me.
[21:10] ---
    That's a great story!
[21:12] ---
    So you have memories that aren't
    traumatic, too, Lance Corporal Dororo!
[21:16] ---
    I understand the situation, sir!
[21:18] ---
    Then we, too, shall have the honor
[21:21] ---
    of watching over your sparring
    match to the very end, sir!
[21:23] ---
    Yeah!
[21:24] ---
    Thank you, everyone.
[21:26] ---
    Here we go, Zeroyasha!
[21:32] ---
    We'll watch over you to the very end,
[21:34] ---
    so come free us when you're done, okay?!
[21:39] ---
    I'm so happy for you,
    Dororo and Zeroyasha!
[21:43] ---
    In this way, Dororo and Zeroyasha
    carried out their dramatic reunion,
[21:48] ---
    further deepening their bond.
[21:50] ---
    And they lived happily ever after.
SIGN    Three Days Later
[21:56] ---
    A field of flowers...
    Beautiful flowers blooming everywhere...
[22:04] ---
    Amazing how long this is going.
[22:07] ---
    I think their record is one week.
[22:10] ---
    F-For real?!
[22:12] ---
    I'll pray that the sarge and the
    others get freed by next week's episode!
SIGN    For real?!
[22:16] ---
    Well, then, goodbye.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Please give me love.
     Give me lots, lots more.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Come on, it's not like
    you'll have less of it.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    I want to live my life for you,
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    As long as you'll let me live
    in the lap of luxury.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Zeitaku sasete kureru nara
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    But even then, I'll take a break
    once in a while.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    How's that? How's that? How's that?
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    How about something like this?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Konnan de dossu ka?
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    When you're in that
    critically desperate situation,
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Shake your hips and fake it!
     Dancing, dancing!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    I want love and courage,
    and to be popular! (I want it...)
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll do it with spirit and guts!
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    If things don't go well,
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    Umaku ikanai nara
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    That's because you are a stupid kid...
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[23:51] ---
    Hi, I'm Melody Honey!
[23:54] ---
    When you think summer, you think beach!
[23:55] ---
    When you think beach, you think comedy!
[23:57] ---
    Oh, I will let one rip, too!
[23:59] ---
    A beauty who gets rained on
    becomes a drenched wench!
[24:03] ---
    N-Never mind that. Next time,
    we have the old familiar summer staple!
[24:07] ---
    "Natsumi & Fuyuki Get Spirited Away, Sir!"
[24:10] ---
    "Keroro: A Time-Honored Tradition!
     Midsummer Comedy Battle, Sir!"
[24:14] ---
    These two stories.
    How's that?
[24:16] ---
    Ge-Gero!