# E68 - Keroro's Extreme Makeover:Dramatic Renovations Edition, Sir! / Dororo: Here I Come! Fateful Showdown, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEDKE8/keroros-extreme-makeoverdramatic-renovations-edition-sir--dororo-here-i-come-fateful-showdown-sir)
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Here we go!
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"Sore ike~!!!"
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Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
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Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
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Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
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Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
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Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
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Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
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You're bound to mess up.
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Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
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For times like that: irresponsibility!
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Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
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Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
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Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
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You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
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Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
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And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
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Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
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Let's do everything and anything!
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Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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Let's just give it a go.
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Paatto itcho yarimashou
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The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
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Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
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It's more fun when you're brainless.
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Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
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Let's do everything and anything!
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Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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Let's just give it a go.
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Paatto itcho yarimashou
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They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
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Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
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Isn't it time we did something about that?
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Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
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Let's do everything and anything!
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Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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Let's just give it a go.
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Paatto itcho yarimashou
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And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
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Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
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Let's do everything and anything!
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Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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Good job!
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"Gokurousa~n!!!"
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It has begun! Summer break!
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But that means you spend
more time at home than usual,
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so do you ever find
yourself thinking things like...
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"I wish we lived in a more fabulous home"?
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In the hands of a skilled expert,
even the common-looking Sato residence...
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...becomes a beautifully
renovated home, as you can see here.
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That's so nice. I want to
live in a house like that, too.
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Mom, let's renovate our house, too.
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Hmm, renovate, huh?
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I'd love to do it, but...
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...it's just not reasonable.
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Aww...
***SIGN*** Gero Gero Gero...
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In that case, the most
skilled expert in the universe
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will generously grant the Hinata
household their wish, sir.
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Um, who is this most
skilled expert in the universe?
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Me, of course, sir!
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Oh. I was afraid of that.
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Keroro's Extreme Makeover:
Dramatic Renovations Edition, Sir!
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Aw, man, so I guess a renovation's
ultimately out of the question?
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But there's nothing we're especially
unhappy with in our current home.
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Well, with one exception.
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You mean Sarge and his men?
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Yup.
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And a renovation wouldn't
solve that problem, anyway.
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Hey, there, you two.
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That voice!
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S-Saburo-senpai!
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I heard you renovated your house?
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What?
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Kululu e-mailed me, saying it's incredible,
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so I should come see it within the day.
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That's why I came to
drop by for a quick visit.
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But as you can see, nothing has changed...
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Yeah...
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A-Anyway, please come in
instead of standing around out here.
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Wh-What is this?!
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This is incredible.
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That stupid frog's behind this, isn't he?!
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N-Natsumi-chan!
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That's a wall painting...
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But I guess it's too late to say that now.
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Well, well, I see that you're all here.
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Welcome home, sir.
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Stupid frog!
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What's the big idea,
pulling a stunt like this?!
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I have realized the renovation
that you all dreamed of, ma'am.
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How can you call this a renovation?!
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We can't go into the house!
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Non, non, non, non, non.
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That's exactly what we're aiming for.
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Even if you open the front door,
you cannot enter the house.
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This is truly the ultimate
security measure, sir!
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What about those of us who live here?
How do we get into the house?
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Is this it?
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Ah! That's Master Saburo for you!
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You have very good instincts, sir!
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Welcome!
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Or, like, many callers?
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And now, into the skilled expert's
world of excitement and dreams!
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We'll show you all the way, sir!
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First, we have the entryway.
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It comes with super-huge,
large-capacity, mirrored storage units.
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The hallway leading to the living room
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is lined with statues
of the mobile suit Gyan,
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filling the space with the expert's
unique sense of playfulness.
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And when you open the door,
which we kept the same,
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there you will find...
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...your living room, reborn
into this spacious version of itself.
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Or, like, extra massive?
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Isn't this too big?
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I think you could have
a soccer match in here.
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You could invite 10,000 friends, sir.
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Like we'd ever have that many over.
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Sarge, aren't we just in the
usual underground base here?
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Non, non, non.
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Take a look outside the window.
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Huh? What's going on here?
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That's because we're using the Dirac sea.
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The Dirac sea?
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Well, if I had to sum it up,
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I suppose you could call it a space
where you can make anything,
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as long as you have energy.
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All particles, regardless of
whether they're bosons or fermions,
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have a negative energy solution,
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which is to say, they have
corresponding antiparticles.
***SIGN*** Bosons
Fermions
Negative Energy
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As long as you have sufficient energy,
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you can produce particles and
***SIGN*** Path Integral Formulation
Alpha Decay
Uncertainty Principle
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their corresponding antiparticles in pairs.
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Uh, we can't make heads or tails
of this, so let's get on with the story.
***SIGN*** Minovsky Particles
Bonus Odds
Lone Cherry
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And conversely, by bringing particles
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and antiparticles together,
***SIGN*** Three Large Honors
Long Shot
Naked Pair Wait
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you can annihilate them.
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So? I'd like to serve tea to Saburo-senpai.
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How am I supposed to do that?
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Oh, Natsumi-chan, please don't mind me.
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The furniture placement
is the same as before.
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H-Here you are.
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There, there, please don't mind me.
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It's too spacious. I can't relax at all.
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Heave...
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Ho...
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To get to the second floor,
you take a human-powered lift.
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Heave...
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Ho...
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Heave...
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Ho...
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Heave...
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Ho...
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Heave...
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Ho...
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The intent is to give the family a way
to always cooperate with each other.
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Heave...
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Ho...
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Heave...
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Ho...
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Heave...
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A unique touch by the expert,
brimming with thoughtfulness.
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Ho...
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Heave...
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Ho...
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Heave...
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Ho...
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Heave...
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Ho...
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This is Natsumi-san's room.
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Grandly transformed into the
romantic room that every girl dreams of.
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Or, like, gorgeous splendor?
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This is fabulous!
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Lady Natsumi, I claim to grant the
wishes and dreams of the inhabitants,
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and those words were no lie, were they?
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Yeah! I've got renewed respect
for you! You really did it!
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Incidentally, over there is
a devilishly clever detail,
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which utilizes a dimensional portal.
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What's this?
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What about this is a
"devilishly clever detail"?
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What was that?
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Next up is Master Fuyuki's room, sir.
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This room makes full use of pyramid power.
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And rice cakes won't
mold here, either, sir.
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Not only that, but...
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Your favorite stargazing
will be at your fingertips.
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That thing's hooked up
to Planet Keron,
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so you'll be able to
observe the solar system
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from outside the Milky Way Galaxy.
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Really?!
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Oh, it charges money, huh?
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Wow!
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Huh?
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The fee to use it is 500 yen per second.
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Cheap, huh?
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Oh, come on!
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And this is the horror story room.
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The season for that is almost upon us,
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so we will hold a horror
storytelling contest in this room
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and have a lively time of it, sir.
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It is very comfortable!
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So you remembered me and made
sure to make a room for me, as well!
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Uh, it's not like I made the room
with that in mind, though...
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This is the tea room under Dororo's charge.
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Or, like, unique event?
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The heart of tea is like a parent's love.
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Drink it, and a fountain
of energy will flow forth.
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This is the relaxation room.
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Or, like, combat fatigue?
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I feel like I'm going to get tired
just opening that door.
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Lady Mom can come to this room
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to thoroughly rid herself of her
exhaustion from work, sir.
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Is that a massage chair, I wonder?
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Oh, then I'm going to give it a try!
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Let's see, how does this work?
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What is this?!
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H-Hold on!
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The 100 arms built into the unit
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No! That tickles!
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will pleasantly stimulate
your pressure points, sir.
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Is that really working?
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Next up is the centerpiece
of this renovation!
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The kitchen, sir!
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Lady Natsumi is a whiz in the kitchen,
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so in order to allow her to
make the most of her skills,
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the refrigerator links directly to growers!
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You'll be able to procure fresh
ingredients at all times, sir!
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Wow, that might be kind of nice.
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Um, Saburo-senpai,
are you hungry, by any chance?
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Are you going to treat me
to a home-cooked meal?
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I'll cook with everything I've got!
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Italian? Chinese?
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Or is the everyday morning
bowl of miso soup still the best?
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I don't care! I'll give it
everything I've got!
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Huh?
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Stupid frog, when you said
"links directly to growers"...
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Indeed! Space creatures sent
straight from all over the universe!
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Incidentally, space octopi are
currently in season, sir!
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Next up is the sports gym.
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Or, like, daily training?
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The sports "GM"!
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A bad pun?
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Okay, next. Let's move on to the next one.
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Um, what was this room again?
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I'm sure it's nothing worthwhile.
***SIGN*** Ha ha ha!
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You can put three-shelf storage units
to good use in renovations, too!
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I am so sorry that my brother
is always so incomprehensible!
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I am so sorry! I am so sorry!
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How's that?! What do
you think of my handiwork?!
***SIGN*** Most Skilled Expert in the Universe!!
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You must see why I am called the
most skilled expert in the universe, right?
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Just put it back the way it was!
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This is pretty fun.
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I think Mom would like it, too.
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I said no! And I meant it!
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See? Aren't you glad you came to take a look?
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I totally get why you said today
would be my only chance to see it.
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Come on! I don't understand, ma'am!
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So, then, you're going to do all the cleaning
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in this needlessly spacious house, right?
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What? That's a bit...
***SIGN*** What?!
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This renovation doesn't take
that kind of daily life into account.
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That's why I'm saying to
put it back the way it was.
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I did take things into account!
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Because! Because! I'm the
most skilled expert in the universe!
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Whoops. It's time for
*Captain Geroro* to start, sir.
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We can continue this discussion after that.
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This is goodbye, my friends.
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Gero?
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Gero gero?
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Gero?
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Huh?! How do I get to the living room again?!
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There!
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40 more days until
summer break comes to an end!
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There are only 40 more days!
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
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I'll put it back the way it was, ma'am.
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Everyone, make sure to plan out
your renovations well, too.
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That night, the call of the wild reverberated
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throughout the city where
Sergeant Keroro and the others lived.
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That howl!
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Zeroyasha!
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Dororo: Here I Come!
Fateful Showdown, Sir!
***SIGN*** Heroic Doggy Arrests Bank Robbers
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Amazingly, the robbers who hit the
Bank of Todoroki's Inner-Tokyo branch
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were subdued by a dog that
just happened to be nearby,
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and then they were arrested by
police officers who rushed to the scene.
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A dog?!
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This heroic doggy vanished as
soon as the case was resolved.
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Wow...
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Gero gero gero!
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I was actually right there
when it happened, you know.
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Was it a stray? Or was
it a pet on the loose?
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Really?! Please tell us what happened!
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Very well, then. I shall tell you the story.
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It happened when I was patrolling the city.
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Knowing you,
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you were probably checking out
some new Gundam model!
***SIGN*** Ho ho ho...
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Cough. Cough.
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Uh, anyway,
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this dog subdued the culprits
in the blink of an eye, sir.
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It was so cool.
**[12:47] ---**
There are stories of a smart dog
floating around online, too.
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It just might be that the doggy
I saw yesterday was the same one, too.
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I was taking a walk when I saw a granny,
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who was having trouble crossing
a street because it was too busy.
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I thought, if I helped her across,
I might get lots of rewards,
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but she would not be able to see me
because of the anti-barrier,
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so I was trying to decide
what to do, when...
***SIGN*** Crushed
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If you're gonna freaking help,
then show up earlier!
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I wasted all that freaking time
trying to decide what to do!
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Hey, by any chance, did this dog
have two different-colored eyes?
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Oh, now that you mention it...
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How did you know that?
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Because I've run into that dog, too.
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What?
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You, too?
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While I was heading back to
the base on my flying board,
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Someone! Help!
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I ran across a child drowning in a park pond.
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Just as I went to save him...
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That guy showed up like
the wind and rescued the child.
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His movements weren't
that of any ordinary dog.
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That dog has undoubtedly
received special training.
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Hey, I know! How about we
recruit this doggy to join our platoon?!
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What?! Didn't we try
something like this before
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and get into a lot of trouble
because of it?
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I doubt he'll be won over so easily,
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but it might be interesting,
if we think of it as a training exercise.
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It's settled!
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Sergeant Major Kululu,
prepare to move out, sir!
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All this for one measly mutt, huh?
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Well, I guess it'll kill some time.
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And so began Operation:
Capture the Mystery Doggy.
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Ready when you are.
**[14:30] ---**
Roger. Await further instructions.
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Will he really fall for something like that?
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A Gundam model!
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Wah! Wah! I lost my
Gundam model somewhere!
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Someone find it for me!
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Especially if you're a smart
and kind doggy, help me!
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Wah! Wah! My Gundam model!
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Let him do what he wants.
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I'll handle things my own way.
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So you're going, Dororo?
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I have eagerly looked forward to this day.
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And I dare say, so has he.
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Dororo...
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Koyuki-dono, this will be
goodbye for a little while.
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Okay.
**[15:18] ---**
Good luck, Dororo!
**[15:20] ---**
Wah! My Gundam model! Wah!
**[15:25] ---**
Gero?
**[15:30] ---**
He really came!
**[15:31] ---**
Be on your guard! Here we go!
**[15:33] ---**
Wah! Where's my Gundam model?!
**[15:37] ---**
Wah! Wah!
**[15:44] ---**
So you fell for it, sir!
**[15:48] ---**
Okay, doggy! No need to be scared, sir.
**[15:51] ---**
Let's be friends!
**[15:54] ---**
He disappeared!
**[15:56] ---**
H-He's fast!
**[16:03] ---**
Wait, huh?
**[16:06] ---**
Oh, thanks, sir.
**[16:12] ---**
He's a real nice guy.
**[16:14] ---**
M-Mr. Sergeant...
**[16:15] ---**
You're happy he gave you that thing?!
**[16:19] ---**
What?
**[16:22] ---**
A dummy?!
**[16:24] ---**
Darn you!
**[16:25] ---**
Even on an operation like this,
Mr. Sergeant's serious, you know!
**[16:29] ---**
How dare you mess with him?!
**[16:40] ---**
Zeroyasha, Dororo is coming!
**[16:43] ---**
There has yet to be anyone
who has escaped the clutches
**[16:46] ---**
of these glue bombs!
**[16:49] ---**
Darn it! You're nimble!
**[16:51] ---**
What?!
**[16:53] ---**
Darn it!
**[16:54] ---**
Eat this!
**[16:55] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[17:05] ---**
I never thought he'd be this fast!
**[17:12] ---**
Super Lethal!
***SIGN*** Lethal
***SIGN*** Tama Tama Tama...
**[17:17] ---**
Tamama Fist!
**[17:21] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[17:22] ---**
That dog...!
**[17:26] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[17:27] ---**
The you-know-what,
if you please, sir!
**[17:29] ---**
Roger.
**[17:31] ---**
I'm dropping it.
**[17:46] ---**
Like a rat in a trap now, sir!
**[17:49] ---**
We have won, sir!
**[18:00] ---**
C-Crap!
**[18:03] ---**
What are we going to do, Keroro?!
**[18:04] ---**
We can't settle anything like this!
**[18:06] ---**
Do not worry, sir.
**[18:08] ---**
As long as Kululu comes to our rescue,
our victory is as good as...
**[18:13] ---**
Wait! Where did he go, sir?!
**[18:15] ---**
A h-hole?!
**[18:18] ---**
H-Hey, don't tell me...!
***SIGN*** Escape
Accomplished
**[18:22] ---**
Escape accomplished!
**[18:25] ---**
We're seriously sorry!
**[18:26] ---**
I mean, we were just
playing around a little, mister!
**[18:32] ---**
Please! Please have mercy!
**[18:35] ---**
We saw great promise in your abilities,
**[18:38] ---**
so we came to recruit you!
**[18:41] ---**
One moment!
**[18:45] ---**
Ah! Dororo!
**[18:47] ---**
So you have come to our rescue, sir?
**[18:49] ---**
What exquisitely perfect timing!
You son of a gun!
**[18:53] ---**
Zeroyasha, here it comes!
**[19:00] ---**
What a battle!
**[19:02] ---**
Truly, two masters going head-to-head!
**[19:06] ---**
Wait, that's...
***SIGN*** Ball
**[19:07] ---**
A ball?
**[19:09] ---**
Sir?
**[19:16] ---**
Zeroyasha!
**[19:18] ---**
What's going on?
**[19:20] ---**
That tickles, Zeroyasha.
**[19:23] ---**
Um...
**[19:25] ---**
Pardon me for interrupting
your pleasant exchange,
**[19:27] ---**
but what might your relationship be?
**[19:30] ---**
Oh, my honorable leader,
pardon the late introduction.
**[19:33] ---**
This is the ninja dog, Zeroyasha.
**[19:37] ---**
He is a friend from during
my time as a ninja-in-training.
***SIGN*** Zeroyasha
**[19:47] ---**
H-How very thoughtful.
**[19:49] ---**
Zeroyasha was a
good training partner to me,
**[19:52] ---**
and I also owe him my life.
**[20:02] ---**
How inept I am...
**[20:04] ---**
Keroro-kun... Everyone...!
**[20:11] ---**
Zeroyasha!
**[20:12] ---**
What's wrong, Zeroyasha?!
**[20:15] ---**
This is the end...
**[20:17] ---**
Zeroyasha?
**[20:23] ---**
Water.
**[20:24] ---**
When I was injured upon
our infiltration of Pekopon,
**[20:27] ---**
it was Koyuki-dono and
Zeroyasha here who saved me.
**[20:40] ---**
When I recovered, I resolved
to live my life as a ninja,
***SIGN*** You're good...
***SIGN*** You, too...
**[20:43] ---**
and together with Zeroyasha,
we worked to hone each other's skills.
**[20:48] ---**
On the day we were to
leave the village behind...
**[20:52] ---**
I see... so you intend to go alone.
**[20:56] ---**
Let us both hone our skills further
and meet again someday.
**[21:04] ---**
And so Zeroyasha came to this city
to keep his promise to me.
**[21:10] ---**
That's a great story!
**[21:12] ---**
So you have memories that aren't
traumatic, too, Lance Corporal Dororo!
**[21:16] ---**
I understand the situation, sir!
**[21:18] ---**
Then we, too, shall have the honor
**[21:21] ---**
of watching over your sparring
match to the very end, sir!
**[21:23] ---**
Yeah!
**[21:24] ---**
Thank you, everyone.
**[21:26] ---**
Here we go, Zeroyasha!
**[21:32] ---**
We'll watch over you to the very end,
**[21:34] ---**
so come free us when you're done, okay?!
**[21:39] ---**
I'm so happy for you,
Dororo and Zeroyasha!
**[21:43] ---**
In this way, Dororo and Zeroyasha
carried out their dramatic reunion,
**[21:48] ---**
further deepening their bond.
**[21:50] ---**
And they lived happily ever after.
***SIGN*** Three Days Later
**[21:56] ---**
A field of flowers...
Beautiful flowers blooming everywhere...
**[22:04] ---**
Amazing how long this is going.
**[22:07] ---**
I think their record is one week.
**[22:10] ---**
F-For real?!
**[22:12] ---**
I'll pray that the sarge and the
others get freed by next week's episode!
***SIGN*** For real?!
**[22:16] ---**
Well, then, goodbye.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:51] ---**
Hi, I'm Melody Honey!
**[23:54] ---**
When you think summer, you think beach!
**[23:55] ---**
When you think beach, you think comedy!
**[23:57] ---**
Oh, I will let one rip, too!
**[23:59] ---**
A beauty who gets rained on
becomes a drenched wench!
**[24:03] ---**
N-Never mind that. Next time,
we have the old familiar summer staple!
**[24:07] ---**
"Natsumi & Fuyuki Get Spirited Away, Sir!"
**[24:10] ---**
"Keroro: A Time-Honored Tradition!
Midsummer Comedy Battle, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
These two stories.
How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!