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E165 - Kululu: Acting Commander, Sir! / Koyuki: Normal Extra-hard Training, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:31] ---
    Emergencies happen without any warning.
[01:40] ---
    Now just this one...
[01:44] ---
    Gero!
[01:46] ---
    He strained his back?
[01:48] ---
    Correct. And right afterwards,
    he was admitted at the space hospital.
[01:52] ---
    Hmph. Proof that he slacks off all the time.
[01:55] ---
    Well, I'm sure we'll be fine without him.
[01:58] ---
    About that...
[02:00] ---
    The ambassador from another planet is
    suddenly coming over to observe Pekopon.
[02:05] ---
    What?!
[02:07] ---
    We have to entertain him.
[02:09] ---
    Of all times, it had to be now!
[02:12] ---
    Who's going to take command?
[02:14] ---
    According to military law,
    in the event of an emergency,
[02:17] ---
    such as the absence of the commander,
    the next highest-ranking member takes over.
[02:22] ---
    Then...
SIGN    Private 2nd Class
SIGN    Lance Corporal
SIGN    Corporal
SIGN    Sergeant Major
[02:32] ---
    Kululu: Acting Commander, Sir!
[02:37] ---
    Of all people, it's the ambassador of Bureaucrazy,
    the planet where everyone's ornery!
[02:42] ---
    But Keron is trying to form an alliance
    with Bureaucrazy, so here we are.
SIGN    Acting Commander
[02:47] ---
    Of course we must please him
    with our hospitality.
[02:49] ---
    But we must also be careful not
    to offend him, knowingly or not.
[03:03] ---
    Your shabby base here
    befits this filthy planet.
[03:07] ---
    The Keron army fails to impress, too.
[03:10] ---
    What's that look?
    Do you have something to say?
[03:13] ---
    No...
[03:15] ---
    Letting Kululu handle
    this insulting goon is nuts!
[03:20] ---
    Way too dangerous!
[03:22] ---
    Now!
[03:26] ---
    K-Kululu-dono...
[03:29] ---
    S-Salute...
[03:49] ---
    Welcome and thank you for
    coming, Mr. Ambassador.
[03:51] ---
    What?!
[03:52] ---
    Tama?!
[03:54] ---
    It was a beautiful salute,
[03:57] ---
    the kind people would talk about
    for ages to come.
[04:01] ---
    I am the acting commander of the
    Keroro Platoon, Sergeant Major Kululu!
[04:05] ---
    Acting commander?
[04:06] ---
    What happened to the real commander?
[04:08] ---
    He was hospitalized after a sudden injury.
[04:12] ---
    I shall accompany you today, Ambassador.
SIGN    Right Angle
[04:15] ---
    A right angle!
[04:17] ---
    First, I shall give you a tour of the base.
[04:21] ---
    Lead the way.
SIGN    Stunned...
[04:25] ---
    This is a measly room.
[04:27] ---
    The difference between your planet's
    military facilities and this
[04:31] ---
    is the difference between
    an adult and child.
[04:33] ---
    W-What's going on here?!
[04:35] ---
    Kululu-senpai has changed!
[04:38] ---
    I cannot believe my eyes.
[04:40] ---
    Corporal Giroro.
[04:40] ---
    Yes?!
[04:41] ---
    The ambassador must be tired.
[04:43] ---
    Prepare the large bath.
[04:45] ---
    R-Right!
[04:47] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo, prepare the
    bowling alley in the recreation room.
[04:49] ---
    R-Right!
[04:51] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama, you have
    already prepared lunch in the kitchen,
[04:54] ---
    so stand by.
[04:56] ---
    Okay!
[04:57] ---
    And now let's move on to the
    next facility, Mr. Ambassador.
[05:01] ---
    I can't believe this!
[05:02] ---
    He is so commanding...
[05:05] ---
    I'm moved to tears.
SIGN    Space Emergency Hospital
[05:08] ---
    Meanwhile, Sergeant Keroro...
[05:13] ---
    ...is also fired up.
[05:17] ---
    Or, like, repose required?
[05:21] ---
    Please have a seat, Ambassador.
[05:23] ---
    So I shall.
SIGN    Thumbtack
[05:27] ---
    Thumbtack.
[05:28] ---
    What's a thumbtack doing here?!
[05:30] ---
    It will give him an extra hole in the butt!
[05:33] ---
    If I say there's a thumbtack on the chair,
    it'll just sound like sarcasm!
SIGN    Stab
[05:44] ---
    What are you doing?!
[05:45] ---
    Oh... I apologize.
[05:48] ---
    Ambassador, my subordinate's
    blunder is my responsibility.
[05:51] ---
    Please forgive him.
[05:53] ---
    Let's just not see any more "blunders."
[05:56] ---
    Unless you want the amicable relationship
    between our planets to fall apart.
[05:59] ---
    Don't worry, Corporal Giroro.
[06:02] ---
    Just do better.
[06:04] ---
    S-Sorry... Kululu.
[06:07] ---
    H-He seems so dependable...
[06:09] ---
    If Kululu were commander, maybe
    we really could invade Pekopon!
[06:18] ---
    Lunch will be brought out in a moment.
[06:22] ---
    Don't tell me he's...
[06:32] ---
    Then he is deliberately putting us in a bind,
[06:34] ---
    all so he can enjoy seeing how we react?!
[06:38] ---
    He is more wicked at heart than I am!
[06:41] ---
    That dirtbag.
[06:42] ---
    That is so terrible!
[06:43] ---
    He is a lowdown snake!
[06:46] ---
    For lunch, we've prepared
    our platoon's special curry.
[06:52] ---
    Please choose whichever plate you like.
[06:55] ---
    Knowing him, this must be a trap.
[07:00] ---
    My guess is one of these plates is
    heaped with extremely spicy curry.
[07:04] ---
    We cannot let the ambassador eat it!
[07:07] ---
    Then...
[07:10] ---
    Please, Ambassador! Choose a safe curry!
[07:15] ---
    This one!
[07:19] ---
    That's the one!
[07:20] ---
    Dororo! Tamama and I will
    distract the ambassador!
[07:23] ---
    Meanwhile, you...
[07:24] ---
    Roger!
[07:25] ---
    Th-That's...
[07:27] ---
    What is it?
[07:28] ---
    Swish!
[07:30] ---
    What is it?
[07:31] ---
    Oh...
[07:31] ---
    It turned out to be nothing.
[07:33] ---
    Th-Then let's eat!
[07:36] ---
    Thank you for the food!
[07:43] ---
    They're all super-spicy.
[07:46] ---
    Spicy!
[07:49] ---
    I love spicy food.
SIGN    Another Helping
[07:51] ---
    More!
SIGN    Welcome to Pekopon! Welcome, Ambassador of Bureaucrazy Chitty Chitty Bowling Tournament
[07:56] ---
    He puts us to shame.
[08:03] ---
    The last throw.
[08:04] ---
    The ambassador will win
    unless he throws a gutter ball.
[08:08] ---
    Letting the person feel good by
    winning is part of hospitality.
[08:12] ---
    Here I go!
[08:14] ---
    Toss.
[08:17] ---
    Oh, no!
[08:20] ---
    At this rate, never mind a gutter ball!
    He will slip and fall on his face!
[08:25] ---
    I shall step in!
[08:32] ---
    Nice!
SIGN    Push
[08:40] ---
    Click!
SIGN    Toss
[08:45] ---
    This is bad!
[08:46] ---
    It will slip into the gutter!
SIGN    Welcome to Pekopon! Welcome, Ambassador of Bureaucrazy Chitty Chitty Bowling Tournament
[08:58] ---
    Gutter ball, huh?
[09:00] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Bath
[09:05] ---
    Nothing better than a bath after bowling.
[09:10] ---
    Somehow we made it safely this far.
[09:13] ---
    We just need to hold out a little longer.
[09:23] ---
    A... A toupee!
[09:25] ---
    It'll be bad if he realizes we know!
[09:29] ---
    If we can return it to the ambassador's
    head without him noticing...
[09:35] ---
    Oh, no! Get it before Kululu!
[09:37] ---
    Right!
SIGN    Bars of Soap x3
[09:40] ---
    Three bars of soap!
[09:42] ---
    Tama!
[09:43] ---
    Wha...?!
[10:00] ---
    Wha...?!
[10:01] ---
    He...
[10:02] ---
    Huh?!
[10:04] ---
    This is a nice bath.
[10:06] ---
    Thank you very much.
[10:13] ---
    I had a good time.
[10:15] ---
    Farewell!
[10:23] ---
    Somehow we got through that safely.
[10:26] ---
    I can't take any more of
    Acting Commander Kululu.
[10:29] ---
    Still...
[10:30] ---
    ...at the very end, he got us all out
    of a pinch with that toupee business.
[10:34] ---
    Does it mean that when all's said
    and done, he's a Keronian soldier?
[10:42] ---
    Are we having another visitor today?
[10:45] ---
    Where's Keroro?! His back
    must be fine by now!
[10:49] ---
    Actually...
[10:50] ---
    Keron HQ summoned Uncle.
SIGN    Adhesive
[10:54] ---
    The ambassador of Bureaucrazy can't
    remove his superglued hairpiece,
[10:58] ---
    so Uncle is apparently being reprimanded.
SIGN    Adhesive
[11:00] ---
    Adhesive.
[11:02] ---
    Or, like, boss's onus?
[11:05] ---
    Why?! Why?!
[11:07] ---
    That's too strict!
SIGN    Commander's Responsibility
[11:09] ---
    What?!
[11:10] ---
    I cannot believe this...
[11:11] ---
    Therefore, Acting Commander
    Kululu is in charge today, too.
SIGN    Acting Commander
[11:18] ---
    What can I say?
[11:20] ---
    And so, another nightmarish day
    has begun for the Keroro Platoon.
[11:35] ---
    Have you ever thought, "I'm normal"?
[11:40] ---
    What are you going to do
    next Sunday, Koyuki-chan?
[11:43] ---
    Sunday?
[11:45] ---
    I'll spend it the usual way.
[11:47] ---
    After hunting wild boars with a friend,
[11:50] ---
    I'll take care of a baby hawk
    that I found fallen from its nest
[11:54] ---
    deep in the mountains.
[11:58] ---
    H-Huh...
[11:59] ---
    That's really unusual...
[12:02] ---
    Really?
[12:04] ---
    It's normal, right?
[12:05] ---
    I-It may be a little unusual...
[12:09] ---
    I have to prepare the hawk's food!
[12:12] ---
    So I'll take my leave here.
[12:16] ---
    Goodbye!
[12:18] ---
    S-See you!
[12:20] ---
    She really is unusual...
[12:26] ---
    Koyuki: Normal Extra-hard Training, Sir!
[12:32] ---
    Lessons to be normal?
[12:34] ---
    Indeed.
[12:35] ---
    The commander and the others are
    holding a "Let's Become Normal" class,
[12:39] ---
    and they suggested you take a
    trial lesson, Koyuki-dono.
[12:44] ---
    Normal, huh?
[12:46] ---
    If you do not wish to, that is fine.
[12:49] ---
    No, I do!
SIGN    Let's Become Normal Class Study Abroad Right by the Base!
[12:53] ---
    Welcome, Lady Koyuki!
[12:57] ---
    Young people today don't understand
    common sense or good manners.
[13:02] ---
    At this rate, the country
    will lose its beauty.
[13:05] ---
    Therefore...
SIGN    Let's Become Normal Class Study Abroad Right by the Base!
[13:07] ---
    ...we are holding lessons so that
    today's youngsters at least become
[13:11] ---
    tomorrow's normal adults.
[13:13] ---
    You're taking these lessons on a trial basis,
[13:16] ---
    so you don't need to pay tuition.
SIGN    Helping Handout
[13:18] ---
    Or, like, helping handout?
[13:20] ---
    Thank you!
SIGN    Instructor
[13:23] ---
    Starting right now, you are
    Trainee Azumaya Koyuki!
[13:26] ---
    You answer your instructors
    with "yes" or "no"!
[13:28] ---
    "Yes, sir" or "no, sir" is even better!
[13:31] ---
    Do you understand?
[13:32] ---
    Yes, sir!
[13:33] ---
    No! Salute when you answer!
[13:37] ---
    Yes, sir!
SIGN    Instructor
[13:40] ---
    People normally don't sleep on ceilings!
[13:42] ---
    Yes, sir!
[13:45] ---
    People normally don't
    enter through the window!
[13:48] ---
    Yes, sir!
[13:51] ---
    People normally don't walk on top of a fence!
[13:54] ---
    Yes, sir!
[13:57] ---
    Gero gerori!
[13:58] ---
    It's going well, isn't it, Corporal Giroro?
[14:01] ---
    As expected, Azumaya Koyoki has
    outstanding physical ability
[14:05] ---
    as well as high-level ninja skills.
[14:09] ---
    If we can continue to fool her
    with this training,
[14:12] ---
    we'll turn Lady Koyuki into our agent,
    Pekoponian spy number one!
SIGN    Intelligence Operative
SIGN    Secret Agent
[14:18] ---
    Giroro is helping out of personal feelings,
[14:20] ---
    and has taken it upon himself
    to be her hard-driving coach!
[14:23] ---
    You are really getting mileage out of
    your dirty, wicked heart!
[14:25] ---
    People normally don't fly on kites!
[14:25] ---
    Gero gero gero!
SIGN    Let's Become Normal Class Study Abroad Right by the Base!
[14:28] ---
    That is all for today's training!
[14:31] ---
    Thank you, Instructor!
[14:34] ---
    "Yes, sir!" and "No, sir!"
[14:38] ---
    Lady Koyuki!
[14:40] ---
    How was your lesson today?
[14:42] ---
    Great! It was fun.
[14:44] ---
    I'm glad to hear it.
[14:45] ---
    But is it really a lesson
    for becoming normal?
[14:49] ---
    Gulp! O-Of course!
SIGN    Kerobal Standard
[14:51] ---
    This is that thing they
    call the global standard!
SIGN    Kerobal Standard
    Global Standard
[14:57] ---
    By the way, I'd like you to keep
[14:59] ---
    these lessons a secret from
    Lady Natsumi and Dororo.
[15:04] ---
    I mean, we're still in the trial stages,
[15:07] ---
    and I want to surprise
    Lady Natsumi later, see?
[15:10] ---
    Okay, got it! I'll keep it a secret.
[15:13] ---
    Thank you!
[15:15] ---
    Bye for now!
[15:17] ---
    Yes, sir! No, sir!
[15:17] ---
    Gero gerori!
[15:22] ---
    Aikawa-san!
[15:24] ---
    Here!
[15:25] ---
    Aoki-kun!
[15:26] ---
    Here!
[15:27] ---
    Azumaya-san...
[15:29] ---
    Yes, sir!
[15:31] ---
    Okay, who can solve this problem?
[15:34] ---
    No, sir!
[15:39] ---
    And so, Instructor Giroro and the others'
    lessons about normality continue.
[15:44] ---
    Throwing stars are no good. Use a gun!
[15:46] ---
    Yes, sir!
[15:50] ---
    Messenger pigeons are no good.
    Learn how to hack!
[15:53] ---
    Yes, sir!
SIGN    Normal Normal Normal Normal
[15:54] ---
    Smiling all the time is no good.
[15:56] ---
    You need to have an inner and outer side.
[16:05] ---
    It's sad, but this is war, you know?
[16:07] ---
    Wrong! That's Lieutenant Sleggar!
SIGN    Instructor
    Keroro
[16:10] ---
    You need to do Conscon!
[16:13] ---
    I'm surprised Solomon would fail so easily.
[16:16] ---
    No! That's Dozle Zabi! Conscon's boss!
[16:21] ---
    Koyuki-san's spy level has passed 70%!
[16:24] ---
    Or, like, sailing smoothly?
[16:27] ---
    Wonderful!
[16:29] ---
    Soon, our Pekoponian spy will be born!
[16:32] ---
    Yay!
[16:33] ---
    Are you sure about this?
[16:36] ---
    I don't like that woman.
[16:38] ---
    Besides, this kind of roundabout plan
    doesn't agree with me.
[16:41] ---
    It's fine! This'll be the fastest way
    to get to the invasion.
[16:50] ---
    Excuse me.
[16:55] ---
    Koyuki-chan?
[16:56] ---
    Oh! Natsumi-san!
[16:58] ---
    What's up with you lately?
[17:00] ---
    Being normal is kind of hard.
[17:03] ---
    Did something happen?
[17:06] ---
    That's a secret.
[17:10] ---
    I know! For a change of pace, how about
    doing something together on Sunday?
[17:16] ---
    You mean a date?!
[17:18] ---
    W-Well, more like just normal hanging out...
[17:21] ---
    Normal...
[17:23] ---
    That's it!
[17:24] ---
    What is it?
[17:25] ---
    Never mind! It's nothing!
[17:27] ---
    I'm on my way!
[17:31] ---
    "On my way"?
SIGN    Let's Become Normal Class Study Abroad Right by the Base!
[17:34] ---
    That's the end of today's lesson.
[17:37] ---
    Instructor, please give me
    a lesson on a normal date!
[17:42] ---
    Asking for more lessons
    shows you've got a good attitude.
[17:45] ---
    Well, tomorrow we'll give you special
    practical training on a normal date.
SIGN    Instructor
[17:50] ---
    I'm counting on you for that,
    Corporal Giroro.
SIGN    Pat
[17:52] ---
    Right!
[17:54] ---
    Good luck!
[17:55] ---
    Yeah!
[17:56] ---
    What?!
[17:57] ---
    I'm looking forward to it!
[18:00] ---
    N-Normal date?!
SIGN    Normal Date
SIGN    100 Secret City Date Spots
SIGN    Dating Techniques Guaranteed Not to Fail
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    A normal... A normal date...
[18:12] ---
    A normal date... A normal date...
[18:19] ---
    Instructor, do couples
    normally go see a movie?
[18:23] ---
    Or go shopping?
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    A normal date... A normal date...
[18:28] ---
    A normal date... A normal date...
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    It looks good on you!
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    Doggy!
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    Normally, you eat at a place like this, right?
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    A normal date...
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    A normal date... A normal date...
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    A normal date...
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    A normal d-d-d...
SIGN    Gyaaah!
[18:52] ---
    There it is!
[18:57] ---
    A normal date...
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    Instructor?
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    A normal date...
[19:00] ---
    A normal... A normal date...
[19:02] ---
    Are you okay?
[19:04] ---
    N-Nothing you need to worry about.
[19:07] ---
    Instructor, thank you for today.
[19:09] ---
    Thanks to you, I think my date with
    Natsumi-san will go well tomorrow.
[19:14] ---
    Because you and the other
    instructors made me normal.
[19:19] ---
    Right now, it's going really well
    with Natsumi-san and me.
[19:23] ---
    That's enough!
[19:25] ---
    What am I doing?!
[19:28] ---
    It's going well between
    you and Natsumi-san?!
[19:30] ---
    I quit! I don't care about
    the spy thing! I'm me!
[19:34] ---
    It's best to do things in the way
    that's right for you!
[19:38] ---
    It's best to do things in the way
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    that's right for you!
[19:42] ---
    Sorry, but this is as far as I go.
[19:44] ---
    I'm gonna invade my own way!
[19:53] ---
    All right...
[19:57] ---
    I'm done with those fake lessons!
[20:00] ---
    Calm down!
[20:02] ---
    Shut up! I'm going to invade my way!
[20:05] ---
    Giroro-senpai has really flipped his lid.
[20:07] ---
    This wouldn't have happened
    if it weren't for you!
[20:09] ---
    Lady Koyuki seemed pleased with the lessons!
[20:12] ---
    That's not true! We were just using her!
[20:12] ---
    What was that about Koyuki-chan?
[20:15] ---
    I said Lady Koyuki...
[20:18] ---
    You did something again, didn't you?
SIGN    I'm sorry!
[20:27] ---
    I'm sorry!
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    Natsumi-san!
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    You're back to your old self, Koyuki-chan.
[20:44] ---
    Yes!
[20:45] ---
    I thought maybe I should just be myself.
[20:48] ---
    I think so, too.
[20:50] ---
    Being the normal Koyuki-chan
    without trying too hard is best.
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    Thank...
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    Thank you!
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    Come on, let's go!
[21:04] ---
    Koyuki-chan?!
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    What is that?
[21:09] ---
    There is no normal.
    Because everyone's special.
[21:13] ---
    Case closed, eh, Koyuki-dono?
[21:17] ---
    Still...
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    I'm sorry, Lady Koyuki...
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    Forgive me, Natsumi!
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    I'm hungry...
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    Hey! Don't grind on me!
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    Gero! I wanna be a normal invader!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of tasty is
     "I don't wanna eat it."
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    "I really, really, really hate you"
    means I like you a little bit.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    When a champion goes down,
    they're just another guy.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can face any, any, any
    which way and get back up again.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Docchi o docchi o docchi
    o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over, and flip it over,
    and flip it over, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Wa-ha-ha!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    wa-ha-ha
[23:07] ---
    Natsumi here!
[23:08] ---
    Fuyuki here!
[23:09] ---
    Wettle King became a superhero
    and flew off into space, right?
[23:14] ---
    Yeah.
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    Then... why are they doing it again?
[23:17] ---
    Because it's a seasonal thing...
[23:19] ---
    That aside,
SIGN    Keroro Cooler
SIGN    Keroro Air Sales
[23:20] ---
    do you remember Coin Cooler?
SIGN    Fury
[23:22] ---
    Keroro: Smash, Wettle Robot, Sir!
[23:26] ---
    Keroro: Charge, Wettle Human, Sir!
[23:29] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!