E201 - Giroro: March 3rd is Ear Day, Sir? / Keroro's, No, the Women's Battle, Sir!
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[00:03] [SONG] ---
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:31] ---
March 3rd is, of course, Girls' Day,
SIGN March 3rd 3/3 (Mi/Mi)
[01:35] ---
but did you know that
because "3/3" is "mi/mi,"
SIGN Mimi (Ear)
[01:39] ---
it is also "Mimi" (Ear) Day?
[01:41] ---
Gero geeero.
[01:46] ---
Giroro: March 3rd is Ear Day, Sir?
[01:51] ---
Invading with ear-cleaning?
[01:54] ---
Yes. We will take advantage of how good
it feels to have your ears cleaned,
[01:58] ---
turn those Pekoponians into softies,
[02:00] ---
and attack with our full force
when their guard is weak!
[02:03] ---
And then move straight to invasion, sir!
[02:05] ---
Ear-cleaning?
[02:07] ---
It's only ear-cleaning.
Is it really going to go that smoothly?
[02:10] ---
Well, you'd be surprised!
[02:13] ---
This is amazing, you know?
[02:15] ---
Ah... Lady Mois... a little to the left...
[02:18] ---
As for me, I feel kind of happy
while I'm cleaning your ears.
[02:23] ---
Or, like, fully absorbed?
[02:24] ---
Grrr!
[02:26] ---
Nin, nin.
[02:28] ---
It is true. Ear-cleaning is not
merely about the cleansing, but is also
[02:31] ---
important communication between lovers,
parents and children, husbands and wives.
[02:36] ---
It is a heartwarming act by which
we reach out to one another.
[02:41] ---
It would not be peculiar for one's
sense of caution to be undone.
[02:44] ---
Hmph! I care not for this
wet blanket of an act!
[02:54] ---
What is... this feeling?!
[03:07] ---
Ohhh... yeeees!
[03:10] ---
Yessss!
[03:16] ---
Seems very effective.
[03:18] ---
So!
[03:20] ---
Commence Grand Operation Ear Day, sir!
SIGN Grand Operation Ear Day!
[03:32] ---
Spread Earscratsky particles!
[03:34] ---
Click to your heart!
[03:52] ---
You crashed into me!
[03:54] ---
It was your fault for not
getting out of the way!
[03:56] ---
What?!
[03:57] ---
Oh, you wanna fight, huh?!
SIGN Inner-Tokyo City Police Dept.
[04:14] ---
Why don't you just confess?
[04:16] ---
Hmph!
[04:21] ---
You did it, didn't you?
[04:23] ---
I did...
[04:24] ---
I want my ears done, too!
[04:31] ---
I don't want this trip home from school
with Fuyuki-kun to go to waste!
[04:44] ---
Wh-What is this?
[04:47] ---
I... really badly...
[04:49] ---
...want to...
[04:51] ---
...want to...
[04:53] ---
...clean his ears!
[04:55] ---
Nishizawa-san...
[04:56] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[04:58] ---
Please! Scratch my ears!
[05:01] ---
With pleasure!
[05:05] ---
That feels so good...
[05:07] ---
Oh... I could die happy now!
[05:12] ---
How formidable.
[05:13] ---
I never expected it to go this well.
[05:16] ---
It's going so smoothly, it's scary, sir!
[05:18] ---
It is super-duper effective!
[05:20] ---
I am greatly in favor of such operations
which bring people happiness.
[05:25] ---
Or, like, smoothly sailing?
[05:30] ---
When you inhale those Earscratsky particles,
[05:33] ---
people split into those who want to have their
ears cleaned, and those who want to do it.
[05:37] ---
And both those who do and
those who have it done
[05:41] ---
are easily turned into softies
by the pleasant feeling!
[05:47] ---
Gero gero gero. Well, Corporal Giroro?
[05:50] ---
I imagine you have no complaints
about this operation, sir?
[05:53] ---
Y-You're right, this one
does seem like it'll work...
[05:56] ---
So!
[05:58] ---
We will dramatically expand the distribution
area of the Earscratsky particles!
[06:02] ---
Everyone split up, and spread
them all around Pekopon, sir!
[06:06] ---
Roger!
[06:31] ---
Gero gero gero gero.
[06:41] ---
Natsumi!
[06:43] ---
Ah... Giroro...
[06:44] ---
What are you doing here?
[06:46] ---
I... I kind of...
[06:48] ---
...really want to clean someone's ears.
[06:52] ---
I... I see...
[06:54] ---
Natsumi's been affected by
the Earscratsky particles.
[06:57] ---
Come on, Giroro... Please...
[07:00] ---
Let me... clean your ears.
[07:03] ---
Clean your ears. Clean your ears.
Clean your ears.
[07:11] ---
Does it feel good?
[07:12] ---
Yeah...
[07:14] ---
It's amazing.
SIGN lap lap lap
[07:17] ---
Lap... Natsumi's lap...
[07:21] ---
Natsumi's lap...
[07:23] ---
Giroro!
[07:25] ---
Come on, please? It's okay, right?
[07:28] ---
B-But...
[07:30] ---
...it will defeat the point if the ones conducting
the operation are themselves caught by it.
[07:35] ---
That said...
[07:36] ---
Natsumi's lap... Natsumi's lap!
[07:40] ---
Natsumi's lap... Natsumi's lap...
[07:44] ---
No!
[07:46] ---
I am a soldier!
[07:48] ---
You cannot clean my ears!
[07:50] ---
What? Why?!
[07:56] ---
Ah! Saburo-senpai!
[07:59] ---
Please let me clean your ears!
[08:01] ---
What?!
[08:02] ---
Saburo! He wants to have
his ears cleaned, too?!
[08:08] ---
Ah... wait!
[08:11] ---
Don't do it! Natsumi!
[08:23] ---
I want to clean his ears!
[08:44] ---
I will protect Natsumi's lap!
[08:57] ---
Corporal Giroro!
[08:58] ---
What is the meaning of this, sir?
[09:01] ---
A marvelous plan like this one
[09:03] ---
doesn't come around every day, you know!
[09:05] ---
You'd better not be planning to hinder it!
[09:10] ---
Ge...ro...
[09:13] ---
Gero...
[09:16] ---
I care not for this
wet blanket of an operation.
SIGN Earscratsky Particle Control Machine
[09:26] ---
If I just destroy that...
[09:29] ---
What?
[09:30] ---
Intruder present. Begin removal.
[09:41] ---
Invader. Why do you obstruct me?
[09:45] ---
As long as the humans are
engaged in ear-cleaning,
[09:47] ---
they will not fight with one another,
[09:49] ---
and will be able to remain happy.
[09:55] ---
I won't let him have her lap...
[09:58] ---
I won't let him win!
[10:02] ---
Not him!!
[10:11] ---
I've done it, Natsumi!
[10:20] ---
Natsumi!
[10:25] ---
What... happened to me?
[10:37] ---
Sorry!
[10:39] ---
N-No...
[10:40] ---
It was my fault.
[10:42] ---
I'm so lucky I had this chance
to bond with Fuyuki-kun...
[10:46] ---
But... why ear cleaning?
[10:49] ---
Thus, by Corporal Giroro's fine performance,
[10:52] ---
Natsumi-chan's lap was
defended at all costs.
[10:56] ---
However!
[10:58] ---
Ohhh! Yessss!
[11:03] ---
Has the effect of the Earscratsky
particles not disappeared?
[11:07] ---
Well, I'm pretty sure it has, but...
[11:11] ---
Maybe... he's doing it on purpose?
[11:15] ---
Ear cleaning is fun!
[11:26] ---
The infinite universe.
[11:28] ---
Many mysterious treasures exist therein.
SIGN Toramon Ball (Tigergate Ball)
[11:33] ---
Among them is that orb known
as the "Toramon Ball."
SIGN Wish Fulfillment
[11:37] ---
It is said that he who obtains it will
have any wish he desires granted.
[11:44] ---
Here, these women were on the verge of a heated
battle to make the Toramon Ball their own.
[11:51] ---
Gero... and my place in this episode is...?
[11:57] ---
Keroro's, No, the Women's Battle, Sir!
SIGN WARNING
[12:26] ---
The Toramon Ball will be mine!
[12:30] ---
Natsumi-san, too?
[12:31] ---
I cannot allow that!
[12:33] ---
The Toramon Ball is mine!
[13:03] ---
I can never hand this over to anyone!
[13:11] ---
If I just have this, Fuyuki-kun and I can...!
[13:14] ---
Hold it! I'm taking that!
[13:17] ---
No!
[13:20] ---
If I just have this,
Saburo-senpai and I can...!
[13:23] ---
I won't let you have the Toramon Ball!
[13:34] ---
If I just have this, Uncle and I can...!
[13:37] ---
Or, like, double romance?
[13:47] ---
If I just have that orb,
Natsumi-san and I can...!
[13:52] ---
I'm sorry. I'm taking this.
[13:57] ---
The Toramon Ball...
[13:59] ---
...will be mine!
[14:06] ---
I won't let you get away!
[14:09] ---
You're not bad.
[14:11] ---
Oryyaaaaa!
[14:18] ---
Sorry.
[14:23] ---
If I just have this, my skin
will be smooth again...!
[14:28] ---
Please give the ball back, old lady!
SIGN Old Lady Old Lady Old Lady Old Lady Old Lady Old Lady
[14:30] ---
Old lady... old lady...
old lady... old lady...
[14:33] ---
Old lady... old lady...
SIGN Purusnap
[14:39] ---
Wh-What was that sound?
[14:41] ---
It sounded like something snapping.
[14:44] ---
Old lady...? Isn't saying
that against the rules?
[14:48] ---
Oh, sure, all you girls are young and
have tight skin that repels water...
[14:52] ---
That's why I've been thinking about anti-aging
and making sure I live up to my name.
[14:56] ---
That's why I'm acting like
a petty thief here.
[14:58] ---
In the first place, I don't think being
younger is always better, you know?
[15:00] ---
I wish people would stop discriminating
against people based on age, for goodness's sake.
[15:04] ---
It's all about how young you feel, isn't it?
[15:06] ---
Ah!
[15:07] ---
Please, wait!
[15:08] ---
Stop it!
[15:09] ---
No! I won't let go until I have the ball!
[15:12] ---
Hand it over!
[15:18] ---
Let go!
[15:19] ---
This is mine!
[15:24] ---
Ahh... Sarge, what on Earth is happening?
[15:27] ---
How did it end up like this?
[15:29] ---
Gero...
[15:31] ---
The battle had already
started back then, sir...
[15:36] ---
Early this afternoon, a Tenkaichi Popular
Song Tournament was held at Side 6.
SIGN Tenkaichi Popular Song Tournament
[15:42] ---
Natsumi and the others participated
as an idol unit with me as their producer,
[15:46] ---
"More Peach Summer Snow & Pururu."
[15:49] ---
They succesfully took the Grand Prix!
[15:52] ---
Their prize was a Toramon Ball,
said to be able to grant just one wish.
[15:59] ---
Of course, as the producer,
I was the one who received it.
SIGN More Peach Summer Snow & Pururu
SIGN Producer
[16:04] ---
Gero gerori.
[16:05] ---
If I just have this, the invasion
of Pekopon will be as easy as pie!
[16:09] ---
However, as fate would have it,
SIGN Girl-Exclusive
[16:11] ---
the Toramon Ball was girl-exclusive.
[16:13] ---
In other words, it would only
grant the wishes of girls, sir.
[16:18] ---
There was nothing I could do, so I decided
to give it to one of the members, sir.
[16:23] ---
They all tried to offer it to each other,
[16:25] ---
and none of them would take it, sir!
[16:29] ---
So, I took it into safekeeping myself
for the time being, sir.
[16:37] ---
But ultimately,
[16:38] ---
it looks like everyone had their eyes
on that Toramon Ball, sir.
[16:42] ---
Senpai, is borscht tasty?
[16:44] ---
I'll make you a tasty one sometime.
[16:47] ---
We're not talking about borscht!
[16:50] ---
This is never gonna end!
[16:53] ---
Paul! Bring out the Super Armor!
[16:56] ---
Roger!
[16:57] ---
Prepare to fire Super Armor!
Target, milady Momoka!
[17:01] ---
Fire!
[17:10] ---
Super Armor... Set Up!
[17:29] ---
I'll blow you all to pieces!
[17:31] ---
Hand it over!
[17:32] ---
Momoka...
[17:34] ---
...Impact!
[17:36] ---
Gero!
[17:36] ---
No!
[17:53] ---
Yes!
[17:54] ---
Hey! You mustn't teleport our platoon's
inventory without permission, sir!
[17:58] ---
Is there a problem?
[18:01] ---
Oh, no...
[18:02] ---
What belongs to the platoon belongs
to everyone, after all, sir.
[18:05] ---
Please, use it freely.
[18:06] ---
Go get 'em, Natsumi!
[18:11] ---
Natsumi-san, you're amazing!
[18:14] ---
Sorry, girls! It's all over!
[18:20] ---
Not so fast!
[18:29] ---
Momoka Impact!
[18:43] ---
Now I'm mad!
[18:50] ---
Hey... now!
[18:52] ---
Got it!
[18:58] ---
Yes!
[19:01] ---
I'll take that!
[19:03] ---
You aren't getting away!
[19:05] ---
Oryaaaaa!
[19:11] ---
Owwww...
[19:12] ---
Nice!
[19:14] ---
You're so mean, old lady!
SIGN Old Lady Old Lady Old Lady
[19:35] ---
I don't know what it is,
but whatever it is, I've got it!
[19:38] ---
Let's see if I can eat it!
[19:43] ---
He carried it away...
[19:47] ---
I'm so sorry, everybody!
[19:49] ---
No... It's my fault, too.
[19:53] ---
I'm ashamed, as well.
[19:55] ---
Doing something like that...
I'm really sorry.
[19:59] ---
Knowing it was a ball that
could grant any wish,
[20:02] ---
I was strange, too.
[20:04] ---
I truly am sorry.
[20:05] ---
Or, like, deeply regret?
[20:10] ---
But somehow, I feel a lot more at ease
now that ball's gone.
[20:14] ---
You're right!
[20:15] ---
In the end, maybe this was for the best?
[20:18] ---
Yeah, yeah!
[20:26] ---
O moon, please grant my brother's wishes.
[20:31] ---
I don't mind about myself...
[20:34] ---
Please... grant my brother's wishes.
[20:37] ---
Hmmmm.
[20:39] ---
I can't think of any new ways
to use storage units!
SIGN Gate
[20:59] ---
Thy wish... is granted.
[21:05] ---
B-Brother!
[21:08] ---
I thought of something!
[21:12] ---
Lavie! I thought of a new way
to use storage units!
[21:17] ---
Great for you, brother!
[21:21] ---
And then you do this! And then this!
[21:25] ---
Wow! You're as amazing as ever, brother!
[21:32] ---
What would you all wish for?
[21:37] [SONG] ---
Kinou anna ni ganbatte
[21:37] [SONG] ---
I worked so hard yesterday!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Today, I won't work hard at all.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
[21:52] [SONG] ---
I'll put some cat ears on,
and change my personality.
[21:56] [SONG] ---
Jidanda funde odorimasu
[21:56] [SONG] ---
Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
Keroneko Keroneko
[22:01] [SONG] ---
Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Kerocat tango!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Keroneko no tango
[22:08] [SONG] ---
In moderately high humidity,
[22:08] [SONG] ---
Shitsudo takame de
[22:12] [SONG] ---
I'll stagger around.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Chidoriashi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Keroneko Keroneko
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Kerocat tango!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Keroneko no tango
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Strategy meetings are snacktime.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kerokerokero ke~ro
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Keroneko Keroneko
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kerocat tango!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Keroneko no tango
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Without digging in my claws,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Tsume o tatezu ni
[22:41] [SONG] ---
I'll put together plastic models.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
puramo kumitateru
[22:45] [SONG] ---
Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
Keroneko Keroneko
[22:48] [SONG] ---
Kerocat tango!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
Keroneko no tango
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Today's report:
Nothing out of the ordinary.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kerokerokero Keero
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Meoww!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
nyaa
[23:07] ---
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
Shurara's Oshigotonin Corps members
are a source of constant trouble!
[23:13] ---
Seven have appeared so far,
[23:15] ---
but I repelled every last
one of them, sir!
[23:18] ---
Well, I'd say things are going to be
a walk in the park at this rate!
SIGN Inner-Tokyo, TOKYO Sergeant Keroro-sama
[23:21] ---
Never mind that. Gero!
What is this huge crisis?!
[23:26] ---
"Keroro: Fierce Battle!
The Final Oshigotonin, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
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