# E201 - Giroro: March 3rd is Ear Day, Sir? / Keroro's, No, the Women's Battle, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZEJ3K/giroro-march-3rd-is-ear-day-sir--keroros-no-the-womens-battle-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[01:31] ---**
March 3rd is, of course, Girls' Day,
***SIGN*** March 3rd 3/3 (Mi/Mi)
**[01:35] ---**
but did you know that
because "3/3" is "mi/mi,"
***SIGN*** Mimi (Ear)
**[01:39] ---**
it is also "Mimi" (Ear) Day?
**[01:41] ---**
Gero geeero.
**[01:46] ---**
Giroro: March 3rd is Ear Day, Sir?
**[01:51] ---**
Invading with ear-cleaning?
**[01:54] ---**
Yes. We will take advantage of how good
it feels to have your ears cleaned,
**[01:58] ---**
turn those Pekoponians into softies,
**[02:00] ---**
and attack with our full force
when their guard is weak!
**[02:03] ---**
And then move straight to invasion, sir!
**[02:05] ---**
Ear-cleaning?
**[02:07] ---**
It's only ear-cleaning.
Is it really going to go that smoothly?
**[02:10] ---**
Well, you'd be surprised!
**[02:13] ---**
This is *amazing*, you know?
**[02:15] ---**
Ah... Lady Mois... a little to the left...
**[02:18] ---**
As for me, I feel kind of happy
while I'm cleaning your ears.
**[02:23] ---**
Or, like, fully absorbed?
**[02:24] ---**
Grrr!
**[02:26] ---**
Nin, nin.
**[02:28] ---**
It is true. Ear-cleaning is not
merely about the cleansing, but is also
**[02:31] ---**
important communication between lovers,
parents and children, husbands and wives.
**[02:36] ---**
It is a heartwarming act by which
we reach out to one another.
**[02:41] ---**
It would not be peculiar for one's
sense of caution to be undone.
**[02:44] ---**
Hmph! I care not for this
wet blanket of an act!
**[02:54] ---**
What is... this feeling?!
**[03:07] ---**
Ohhh... yeeees!
**[03:10] ---**
Yessss!
**[03:16] ---**
Seems very effective.
**[03:18] ---**
So!
**[03:20] ---**
Commence Grand Operation Ear Day, sir!
***SIGN*** Grand Operation Ear Day!
**[03:32] ---**
Spread Earscratsky particles!
**[03:34] ---**
Click to your heart!
**[03:52] ---**
You crashed into me!
**[03:54] ---**
It was your fault for not
getting out of the way!
**[03:56] ---**
What?!
**[03:57] ---**
Oh, you wanna fight, huh?!
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo City Police Dept.
**[04:14] ---**
Why don't you just confess?
**[04:16] ---**
Hmph!
**[04:21] ---**
You did it, didn't you?
**[04:23] ---**
I did...
**[04:24] ---**
I want my ears done, too!
**[04:31] ---**
I don't want this trip home from school
with Fuyuki-kun to go to waste!
**[04:44] ---**
Wh-What is this?
**[04:47] ---**
I... really badly...
**[04:49] ---**
...want to...
**[04:51] ---**
...want to...
**[04:53] ---**
...clean his ears!
**[04:55] ---**
Nishizawa-san...
**[04:56] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[04:58] ---**
Please! Scratch my ears!
**[05:01] ---**
With pleasure!
**[05:05] ---**
That feels so good...
**[05:07] ---**
Oh... I could die happy now!
**[05:12] ---**
How formidable.
**[05:13] ---**
I never expected it to go this well.
**[05:16] ---**
It's going so smoothly, it's scary, sir!
**[05:18] ---**
It is super-duper effective!
**[05:20] ---**
I am greatly in favor of such operations
which bring people happiness.
**[05:25] ---**
Or, like, smoothly sailing?
**[05:30] ---**
When you inhale those Earscratsky particles,
**[05:33] ---**
people split into those who want to have their
ears cleaned, and those who want to do it.
**[05:37] ---**
And both those who do and
those who have it done
**[05:41] ---**
are easily turned into softies
by the pleasant feeling!
**[05:47] ---**
Gero gero gero. Well, Corporal Giroro?
**[05:50] ---**
I imagine you have no complaints
about this operation, sir?
**[05:53] ---**
Y-You're right, this one
does seem like it'll work...
**[05:56] ---**
So!
**[05:58] ---**
We will dramatically expand the distribution
area of the Earscratsky particles!
**[06:02] ---**
Everyone split up, and spread
them all around Pekopon, sir!
**[06:06] ---**
Roger!
**[06:31] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[06:41] ---**
Natsumi!
**[06:43] ---**
Ah... Giroro...
**[06:44] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[06:46] ---**
I... I kind of...
**[06:48] ---**
...really want to clean someone's ears.
**[06:52] ---**
I... I see...
**[06:54] ---**
Natsumi's been affected by
the Earscratsky particles.
**[06:57] ---**
Come on, Giroro... Please...
**[07:00] ---**
Let me... clean your ears.
**[07:03] ---**
Clean your ears. Clean your ears.
Clean your ears.
**[07:11] ---**
Does it feel good?
**[07:12] ---**
Yeah...
**[07:14] ---**
It's amazing.
***SIGN*** lap lap lap
**[07:17] ---**
Lap... Natsumi's lap...
**[07:21] ---**
Natsumi's lap...
**[07:23] ---**
Giroro!
**[07:25] ---**
Come on, please? It's okay, right?
**[07:28] ---**
B-But...
**[07:30] ---**
...it will defeat the point if the ones conducting
the operation are themselves caught by it.
**[07:35] ---**
That said...
**[07:36] ---**
Natsumi's lap... Natsumi's lap!
**[07:40] ---**
Natsumi's lap... Natsumi's lap...
**[07:44] ---**
No!
**[07:46] ---**
I am a soldier!
**[07:48] ---**
You cannot clean my ears!
**[07:50] ---**
What? Why?!
**[07:56] ---**
Ah! Saburo-senpai!
**[07:59] ---**
Please let me clean your ears!
**[08:01] ---**
What?!
**[08:02] ---**
Saburo! He wants to have
his ears cleaned, too?!
**[08:08] ---**
Ah... wait!
**[08:11] ---**
Don't do it! Natsumi!
**[08:23] ---**
I want to clean his ears!
**[08:44] ---**
I will protect Natsumi's lap!
**[08:57] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[08:58] ---**
What is the meaning of this, sir?
**[09:01] ---**
A marvelous plan like this one
**[09:03] ---**
doesn't come around every day, you know!
**[09:05] ---**
You'd better not be planning to hinder it!
**[09:10] ---**
Ge...ro...
**[09:13] ---**
Gero...
**[09:16] ---**
I care not for this
wet blanket of an operation.
***SIGN*** Earscratsky Particle Control Machine
**[09:26] ---**
If I just destroy that...
**[09:29] ---**
What?
**[09:30] ---**
Intruder present. Begin removal.
**[09:41] ---**
Invader. Why do you obstruct me?
**[09:45] ---**
As long as the humans are
engaged in ear-cleaning,
**[09:47] ---**
they will not fight with one another,
**[09:49] ---**
and will be able to remain happy.
**[09:55] ---**
I won't let him have her lap...
**[09:58] ---**
I won't let him win!
**[10:02] ---**
Not him!!
**[10:11] ---**
I've done it, Natsumi!
**[10:20] ---**
Natsumi!
**[10:25] ---**
What... happened to me?
**[10:37] ---**
Sorry!
**[10:39] ---**
N-No...
**[10:40] ---**
It was my fault.
**[10:42] ---**
I'm so lucky I had this chance
to bond with Fuyuki-kun...
**[10:46] ---**
But... why ear cleaning?
**[10:49] ---**
Thus, by Corporal Giroro's fine performance,
**[10:52] ---**
Natsumi-chan's lap was
defended at all costs.
**[10:56] ---**
However!
**[10:58] ---**
Ohhh! Yessss!
**[11:03] ---**
Has the effect of the Earscratsky
particles not disappeared?
**[11:07] ---**
Well, I'm pretty sure it has, but...
**[11:11] ---**
Maybe... he's doing it on purpose?
**[11:15] ---**
Ear cleaning is fun!
**[11:26] ---**
The infinite universe.
**[11:28] ---**
Many mysterious treasures exist therein.
***SIGN*** Toramon Ball (Tigergate Ball)
**[11:33] ---**
Among them is that orb known
as the "Toramon Ball."
***SIGN*** Wish Fulfillment
**[11:37] ---**
It is said that he who obtains it will
have any wish he desires granted.
**[11:44] ---**
Here, these women were on the verge of a heated
battle to make the Toramon Ball their own.
**[11:51] ---**
Gero... and my place in this episode is...?
**[11:57] ---**
Keroro's, No, the Women's Battle, Sir!
***SIGN*** WARNING
**[12:26] ---**
The Toramon Ball will be mine!
**[12:30] ---**
Natsumi-san, too?
**[12:31] ---**
I cannot allow that!
**[12:33] ---**
The Toramon Ball is mine!
**[13:03] ---**
I can never hand this over to anyone!
**[13:11] ---**
If I just have this, Fuyuki-kun and I can...!
**[13:14] ---**
Hold it! I'm taking that!
**[13:17] ---**
No!
**[13:20] ---**
If I just have this,
Saburo-senpai and I can...!
**[13:23] ---**
I won't let you have the Toramon Ball!
**[13:34] ---**
If I just have this, Uncle and I can...!
**[13:37] ---**
Or, like, double romance?
**[13:47] ---**
If I just have that orb,
Natsumi-san and I can...!
**[13:52] ---**
I'm sorry. I'm taking this.
**[13:57] ---**
The Toramon Ball...
**[13:59] ---**
...will be mine!
**[14:06] ---**
I won't let you get away!
**[14:09] ---**
You're not bad.
**[14:11] ---**
Oryyaaaaa!
**[14:18] ---**
Sorry.
**[14:23] ---**
If I just have this, my skin
will be smooth again...!
**[14:28] ---**
Please give the ball back, old lady!
***SIGN*** Old Lady Old Lady Old Lady Old Lady Old Lady Old Lady
**[14:30] ---**
Old lady... old lady...
old lady... old lady...
**[14:33] ---**
Old lady... old lady...
***SIGN*** Purusnap
**[14:39] ---**
Wh-What was that sound?
**[14:41] ---**
It sounded like something snapping.
**[14:44] ---**
Old lady...? Isn't saying
that against the rules?
**[14:48] ---**
Oh, sure, all you girls are young and
have tight skin that repels water...
**[14:52] ---**
That's why I've been thinking about anti-aging
and making sure I live up to my name.
**[14:56] ---**
That's why I'm acting like
a petty thief here.
**[14:58] ---**
In the first place, I don't think being
younger is always better, you know?
**[15:00] ---**
I wish people would stop discriminating
against people based on age, for goodness's sake.
**[15:04] ---**
It's all about how young you feel, isn't it?
**[15:06] ---**
Ah!
**[15:07] ---**
Please, wait!
**[15:08] ---**
Stop it!
**[15:09] ---**
No! I won't let go until I have the ball!
**[15:12] ---**
Hand it over!
**[15:18] ---**
Let go!
**[15:19] ---**
This is mine!
**[15:24] ---**
Ahh... Sarge, what on Earth is happening?
**[15:27] ---**
How did it end up like this?
**[15:29] ---**
Gero...
**[15:31] ---**
The battle had already
started back then, sir...
**[15:36] ---**
Early this afternoon, a Tenkaichi Popular
Song Tournament was held at Side 6.
***SIGN*** Tenkaichi Popular Song Tournament
**[15:42] ---**
Natsumi and the others participated
as an idol unit with me as their producer,
**[15:46] ---**
"More Peach Summer Snow & Pururu."
**[15:49] ---**
They succesfully took the Grand Prix!
**[15:52] ---**
Their prize was a Toramon Ball,
said to be able to grant just one wish.
**[15:59] ---**
Of course, as the producer,
I was the one who received it.
***SIGN*** More Peach Summer Snow & Pururu
***SIGN*** Producer
**[16:04] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[16:05] ---**
If I just have this, the invasion
of Pekopon will be as easy as pie!
**[16:09] ---**
However, as fate would have it,
***SIGN*** Girl-Exclusive
**[16:11] ---**
the Toramon Ball was girl-exclusive.
**[16:13] ---**
In other words, it would only
grant the wishes of girls, sir.
**[16:18] ---**
There was nothing I could do, so I decided
to give it to one of the members, sir.
**[16:23] ---**
They all tried to offer it to each other,
**[16:25] ---**
and none of them would take it, sir!
**[16:29] ---**
So, I took it into safekeeping myself
for the time being, sir.
**[16:37] ---**
But ultimately,
**[16:38] ---**
it looks like everyone had their eyes
on that Toramon Ball, sir.
**[16:42] ---**
Senpai, is borscht tasty?
**[16:44] ---**
I'll make you a tasty one sometime.
**[16:47] ---**
We're not talking about borscht!
**[16:50] ---**
This is never gonna end!
**[16:53] ---**
Paul! Bring out the Super Armor!
**[16:56] ---**
Roger!
**[16:57] ---**
Prepare to fire Super Armor!
Target, milady Momoka!
**[17:01] ---**
Fire!
**[17:10] ---**
Super Armor... Set Up!
**[17:29] ---**
I'll blow you all to pieces!
**[17:31] ---**
Hand it over!
**[17:32] ---**
Momoka...
**[17:34] ---**
...Impact!
**[17:36] ---**
Gero!
**[17:36] ---**
No!
**[17:53] ---**
Yes!
**[17:54] ---**
Hey! You mustn't teleport our platoon's
inventory without permission, sir!
**[17:58] ---**
Is there a problem?
**[18:01] ---**
Oh, no...
**[18:02] ---**
What belongs to the platoon belongs
to everyone, after all, sir.
**[18:05] ---**
Please, use it freely.
**[18:06] ---**
Go get 'em, Natsumi!
**[18:11] ---**
Natsumi-san, you're amazing!
**[18:14] ---**
Sorry, girls! It's all over!
**[18:20] ---**
Not so fast!
**[18:29] ---**
Momoka Impact!
**[18:43] ---**
Now I'm mad!
**[18:50] ---**
Hey... now!
**[18:52] ---**
Got it!
**[18:58] ---**
Yes!
**[19:01] ---**
I'll take that!
**[19:03] ---**
You aren't getting away!
**[19:05] ---**
Oryaaaaa!
**[19:11] ---**
Owwww...
**[19:12] ---**
Nice!
**[19:14] ---**
You're so mean, old lady!
***SIGN*** Old Lady Old Lady Old Lady
**[19:35] ---**
I don't know what it is,
but whatever it is, I've got it!
**[19:38] ---**
Let's see if I can eat it!
**[19:43] ---**
He carried it away...
**[19:47] ---**
I'm so sorry, everybody!
**[19:49] ---**
No... It's my fault, too.
**[19:53] ---**
I'm ashamed, as well.
**[19:55] ---**
Doing something like that...
I'm really sorry.
**[19:59] ---**
Knowing it was a ball that
could grant any wish,
**[20:02] ---**
I was strange, too.
**[20:04] ---**
I truly am sorry.
**[20:05] ---**
Or, like, deeply regret?
**[20:10] ---**
But somehow, I feel a lot more at ease
now that ball's gone.
**[20:14] ---**
You're right!
**[20:15] ---**
In the end, maybe this was for the best?
**[20:18] ---**
Yeah, yeah!
**[20:26] ---**
O moon, please grant my brother's wishes.
**[20:31] ---**
I don't mind about myself...
**[20:34] ---**
Please... grant my brother's wishes.
**[20:37] ---**
Hmmmm.
**[20:39] ---**
I can't think of any new ways
to use storage units!
***SIGN*** Gate
**[20:59] ---**
Thy wish... is granted.
**[21:05] ---**
B-Brother!
**[21:08] ---**
I thought of something!
**[21:12] ---**
Lavie! I thought of a new way
to use storage units!
**[21:17] ---**
Great for you, brother!
**[21:21] ---**
And then you do this! And then this!
**[21:25] ---**
Wow! You're as amazing as ever, brother!
**[21:32] ---**
What would you all wish for?
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
Kinou anna ni ganbatte
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
I worked so hard yesterday!
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Today, I won't work hard at all.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
I'll put some cat ears on,
and change my personality.
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Jidanda funde odorimasu
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
In moderately high humidity,
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Shitsudo takame de
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll stagger around.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Chidoriashi
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Strategy meetings are snacktime.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero ke~ro
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
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Without digging in my claws,
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Tsume o tatezu ni
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I'll put together plastic models.
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puramo kumitateru
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Kerocat! Kerocat!
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Keroneko Keroneko
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Kerocat tango!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
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Today's report:
Nothing out of the ordinary.
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Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
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Kerokerokero Keero
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Meoww!
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nyaa
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It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
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Shurara's Oshigotonin Corps members
are a source of constant trouble!
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Seven have appeared so far,
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but I repelled every last
one of them, sir!
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Well, I'd say things are going to be
a walk in the park at this rate!
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo, TOKYO Sergeant Keroro-sama
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Never mind that. Gero!
What is this huge crisis?!
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"Keroro: Fierce Battle!
The Final Oshigotonin, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
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Ge-Gero!