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E202 - Keroro: Fierce Battle! The Final Oshigotonin, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:32] ---
    The Hissatsu Oshigotonin Shurara Corps
    resolves unresolvable grudges.
[01:35] ---
    Yet they have failed countless times
    to wipe out the Keroro Platoon,
[01:40] ---
    and the wrath of their boss, Shurara,
    is reaching an apex!
[01:46] ---
    Shuraraaaaa! Whyyyyyy!
[01:50] ---
    Why, though it is March, do those fools
    of the Keroro Platoon not coooooome to me?
[01:56] ---
    I expected them at the New Year,
[01:58] ---
    or else still to come waltzing in
    during January, and yet whyyyyy?
[02:03] ---
    Why do they not appeeeeear?
[02:07] ---
    Umm... I'm afraid I don't quite
    understand what you mean...
[02:11] ---
    You will know soon!
[02:13] ---
    On your waaaay, Great Avalanche Yukiki!
[02:17] ---
    Go and teach those fooools a lessssson!
[02:24] ---
    It will be in good hands.
[02:26] ---
    Yukikikikiki...
[02:31] ---
    Keroro: Fierce Battle!
    The Final Oshigotonin, Sir!
[02:41] ---
    It's early spring,
    and yet the mornings are still so cold.
[02:50] ---
    You dumbo!
[02:51] ---
    Gero gero!
[02:52] ---
    Are you awake now, Corporal Giroro?
[02:55] ---
    Would you care for a battle
    to wake yourself up?!
[02:58] ---
    Hey! Stop that!
[03:03] ---
    S-Snow?!
[03:05] ---
    What in blazes is going on?
[03:07] ---
    It doesn't happen often, but maybe
    once every few years, we do get this.
[03:11] ---
    Lots of snow out of season.
[03:13] ---
    Is this the influence of Pekoponian warming?
[03:15] ---
    Maybe so.
[03:17] ---
    But it looks like that's
    not the cause this time.
[03:20] ---
    I mean, look.
[03:21] ---
    What?! Are you saying snow
    only fell on this one house?!
[03:26] ---
    It might be the work of a Dark Race.
SIGN    Icicles
[03:29] ---
    Perhaps the Strategic Weather Satellite
    Komawari has broken down.
[03:33] ---
    So? This is your doing, isn't it?
[03:36] ---
    You probably wanted to have a
    snowball fight out-of-season.
[03:38] ---
    How rude!
[03:40] ---
    I've had it with being blamed for
    everything under the sun, ma'am!
[03:43] ---
    Y'want I should split yer head apart, uh?!
[03:46] ---
    If it's not you guys, then who did it, huh?
[03:49] ---
    That would be me.
[03:51] ---
    In a place like that, a red daruma?
[03:53] ---
    No, wait, a snow daruma.
[03:55] ---
    When did that get there?
[03:57] ---
    I've been here for some time,
    I'll have you know.
[04:00] ---
    Ge?! It talked?!
[04:03] ---
    Another weird thing...
[04:04] ---
    Let me guess... You are a Keronian!
[04:07] ---
    Then, past experience would tell me...
    you're one of those Hissatsu Oshigotonin?!
SIGN    Hissatsu Oshigotonin...?
[04:11] ---
    Precisely.
[04:14] ---
    I am Great Avalanche Yukiki!
SIGN    Great Avalanche Yukiki
[04:20] ---
    Snow Bauer!
[04:22] ---
    You two stay hidden!
[04:24] ---
    R-Right!
[04:26] ---
    Dreaming of White!
[04:32] ---
    What?
[04:33] ---
    Gero!
[04:35] ---
    Now it's a freezing Keronian?!
[04:37] ---
    No doubt they haven't learned their
    lesson and are here for that again!
[04:41] ---
    Yukikiki.
[04:42] ---
    Corporal Giroro,
    you are indeed quick, as rumored.
[04:46] ---
    Now, why don't you peaceably
    hand over that Keron Star?
[04:51] ---
    I... I shall not, sir!
[04:54] ---
    Oho.
[04:55] ---
    Are you sure? I'll freeze you solid.
[04:58] ---
    More to the point,
[05:00] ---
    don't you think it's time
    you guys just quit already?
[05:02] ---
    What?
[05:03] ---
    Geez. I don't know whose
    orders you're following,
[05:06] ---
    but do you think you could stop
    picking fights with us already?
[05:12] ---
    Discussion is pointless!
[05:13] ---
    Now... let us stake your Keron Star
    upon a game of this!
SIGN    Sumomo
SIGN    Battledore
[05:17] ---
    Battledore!
[05:20] ---
    A game?
[05:21] ---
    O-Of battledore?
[05:24] ---
    Pffft!
[05:28] ---
    B-Battledore, nowadays?!
[05:31] ---
    He's as out-of-touch with the times
    as his look is out-of-season!
SIGN    Lucky
[05:35] ---
    It's not the New Year!
[05:37] ---
    Oh, really?
[05:38] ---
    I thought it'd be fun.
[05:40] ---
    Well, how about this one, then, lad?!
SIGN    Space Snakes And Ladders
SIGN    Snakes And Ladders
[05:42] ---
    Snakes and ladders!
[05:44] ---
    It's the wrong time of year for that, too!
[05:46] ---
    It's not the New Year!
[05:48] ---
    What? You don't care for this, either?
[05:51] ---
    Then this!
SIGN    Fukuwarai
[05:53] ---
    Fukuwarai!
[05:54] ---
    The wrong time of year again!
[05:56] ---
    It's not the New Year!
[05:58] ---
    Very well!
SIGN    Kite Flying
[06:02] ---
    This is horrible!
[06:04] ---
    Always fly kites away from power lines.
[06:06] ---
    In that case!
SIGN    Mochi Pounding
[06:08] ---
    It's not...
[06:09] ---
    ...the New Year!
[06:12] ---
    If this is how it's going to be...
SIGN    New Year's Money
SIGN    Lethal Weapon
[06:15] ---
    Lethal Weapon: New Year's Money!
SIGN    New Year's Money
[06:17] ---
    I said it is not frickin' New Y—
[06:19] ---
    Gero!
[06:19] ---
    Tama!
[06:21] ---
    Oh... oh no!
[06:26] ---
    Money...
[06:28] ---
    Money...
[06:28] ---
    Wait, Keroro! Are you going
    to sell off the Keron Star?!
[06:31] ---
    Yukikikiki...
[06:33] ---
    Money...
[06:34] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[06:36] ---
    Get ahold of yourself!
[06:38] ---
    Money!
[06:41] ---
    Nothing can be done about Mr. Sergeant
    when he is blinded by money!
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku...
[06:48] ---
    Sheesh.
[06:50] ---
    I came to save you guys.
    Even though no one called me.
[06:52] ---
    When did you put...
[06:54] ---
    Ta-da! The "Palm to the sun" Gun!
SIGN    "Palm to the sun" Gun
[06:58] ---
    Okay, here we go, nyo!
    Come out, Mr. Sunshine!
[07:01] ---
    Brighty brighty sparkle!
[07:10] ---
    Tama!
[07:12] ---
    I'll punish you with this, nyo!
[07:16] ---
    Tamaaaa!
[07:19] ---
    Noooooo!
[07:26] ---
    Punishment complete! Later, nyo!
[07:29] ---
    G-Gero...
[07:33] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    New Year's Money
[07:34] ---
    New Year's Money!
SIGN    one hundred million ten thousand yen
[07:36] ---
    Gero? A fake...
[07:39] ---
    Grrrrrr! Tricking me with fake money
    is so cowardly, sir! Gero?
SIGN    New Year's Money
[07:45] ---
    New Year's money... New Year's money, yes...
[07:48] ---
    New Year's money, New Year's money...
    New Year's money...
[07:54] ---
    I totally forgot!!
[07:58] ---
    It's a disaster! A disaster it is!
[08:00] ---
    New Year's money!
[08:02] ---
    H-H-Hey! What's wrong, Keroro?!
[08:07] ---
    Good... That's good.
[08:10] ---
    Master Shurara, I have done my part!
[08:15] ---
    Where'd they go, where'd they go?!
SIGN    Sargeant Sergeant Keroro-sama
[08:19] ---
    There they are!
[08:20] ---
    Ah, New Year's cards!
[08:22] ---
    I never checked whether I'd won the
    New Year's lottery drawing, sir!
[08:28] ---
    That was close, super close!
[08:30] ---
    And that's what made you so desperate?
[08:33] ---
    Among the gifts you can
    choose for second-place,
SIGN    Gundam Model Full Set of my Dreams
[08:36] ---
    there's a full set of Gundam models!
[08:39] ---
    Wow, that too?
[08:41] ---
    Oh!
SIGN    2008 New Year's Lottery Numbers 1st - Dream Trip to Hawaii, 1 night 3 days 2nd - Choice of Gift Certificates 3rd - Lucky Feng Shui Set 4th - New Year's Stamp Sheet
[08:42] ---
    There're the winning numbers!
SIGN    Sargeant Sergeant Keroro-sama
[08:44] ---
    I only got five this year.
[08:48] ---
    But I must have won for sure, sir!
[08:50] ---
    There it is! His baseless confidence!
SIGN    - A few minutes later -
[08:54] ---
    Nothing on this one.
[08:56] ---
    Nothing on this one, either.
[08:58] ---
    Or this one, or this one!
[08:59] ---
    Ahhhh! None of them is winning!
[09:02] ---
    Is there actually anyone
    who wins these things?!
[09:05] ---
    Rassin' frassin'! Frassin' rassin'!
    Rass frass! Frass rass!
[09:05] ---
    That's what I'm trying to tell you...
    It's not so easy to win...
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro-sama
[09:09] ---
    The last one... isn't a winner, either.
SIGN    Please keep safe; do not tear off the number.
[09:12] ---
    No, wait...
[09:14] ---
    The last two digits are 57...
[09:17] ---
    Gero...
[09:19] ---
    Gero.
[09:21] ---
    Gero...
[09:23] ---
    Gero!
[09:25] ---
    It's a winner!
[09:27] ---
    It's a winner, sir!
[09:28] ---
    What? For real?
SIGN    Congratulations
SIGN    4th - New Year's Stamp Sheet
[09:31] ---
    4th prize, a New Year's stamp sheet!
[09:34] ---
    That's... kind of iffy.
[09:36] ---
    Oh, right!
[09:38] ---
    I have to thank the person who
    gave me this New Year's card!
[09:41] ---
    Uhh... the sender is...
[09:44] ---
    Gero!!
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro-sama
[09:46] ---
    Th-This New Year's card is from...
SIGN    Happy New Year, Sergeant Keroro. This year, the Keroro Platoon will get what's been coming to it. Representative of the Shurara Corps, Shurara.
[09:51] ---
    Happy New Year, Sergeant Keroro.
[09:54] ---
    This year, the Keroro Platoon
    will get what's been coming to it.
[09:57] ---
    Representative of the
    Shurara Corps, Shuraraaaaa.
[10:01] ---
    I can't believe the sender
    of my winning postcard
[10:04] ---
    was Shurara.
[10:06] ---
    How am I supposed to feel now, sir?
[10:09] ---
    Seriously, though, he actually bothered
    to send me a New Year's card?
[10:12] ---
    He must have a lot of time on his hands, sir.
[10:15] ---
    He's even politely written his address!
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro-sama, Inner-Tokyo, Tokyo Shurara, 235 Yamashita-chou, Naka-ku, Inner-Tokyo
[10:19] ---
    235 Yamashita-chou,
    Naka-ku, Inner-Tokyo.
[10:24] ---
    He lives right nearby!
[10:26] ---
    Dear me.
[10:28] ---
    I didn't notice until just
    this very moment, sir.
[10:31] ---
    Huh? Which means...
[10:35] ---
    Now we know where they are,
[10:38] ---
    we'll charge right in and
    finish this up once and for all, sir!
[10:41] ---
    The tide is rising!
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
[10:45] ---
    Through a spontaneous turn of events,
    Sergeant Keroro resolved to invade the enemy base!
[10:49] ---
    But will he be able to take down Shurara,
     as per the operation?
[10:53] ---
    To be continued in part B!
[10:57] ---
    Sarge's platoon headed for Shurara's hideout,
    guided by the address on his New Year's card.
[11:02] ---
    What events lie ahead of him?
[11:05] ---
    235, 235...
[11:06] ---
    Oh, there it is, sir!
[11:10] ---
    That's the hideout of the Shurara Corps?
[11:12] ---
    He has integrity to hand us a New Year's
    card with his address written on it.
[11:16] ---
    We've won!
[11:18] ---
    Even Shurara cannot be expecting that
    he'd be attacked by us right now, sir!
SIGN    Hellooooo...
[11:27] ---
    Hello?
[11:29] ---
    It looks like no one is around.
[11:31] ---
    He may have already moved out...
[11:34] ---
    Did you skip town, sir?
[11:38] ---
    Gero!
[11:40] ---
    Geroooo!
[11:43] ---
    Gero.
[11:49] ---
    Are you okay, Mr. Sergeant?
[11:51] ---
    Gero.
[11:52] ---
    I have been waiting for you,
    men of the Keroro Platoon!
[11:55] ---
    Th-That voice!
[11:57] ---
    A-yes! I am the boss of the Hissatsu
    Oshigotonin Shurara Corps, Shuraraaaaa!
[12:04] ---
    Tch! So the address you wrote on
    the New Year's card was a trap?!
[12:08] ---
    Indeed!
[12:10] ---
    And yet, and yet, though I waited
    in patience, you did not appeeeear.
[12:14] ---
    Which is why I sent Yukiki!
[12:18] ---
    To suuuubtly make you notice that the
    card had the address written on it!
[12:23] ---
    Suuuubtly make me notice?
SIGN    New Year's Money
SIGN    Lethal Weapon
SIGN    New Year's Money
[12:27] ---
    Ah! It was because that snowman
    showed me the New Year's money
SIGN    New Year's Money
SIGN    one hundred million ten thousand yen
[12:31] ---
    that I remembered about
    the New Year's cards, sir!
[12:36] ---
    Which means... I fell right into his trap?
[12:39] ---
    Shurara-dono! Show yourself!
[12:42] ---
    We'll finally finish you off today, sir!
[12:45] ---
    No, it is I who will finish off youuuuuuu!
SIGN    Guwaaaaan
SIGN    Kululu
[12:48] ---
    Get them, Kagege!
[12:51] ---
    Understood.
[12:52] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[12:53] ---
    Gero?
[12:54] ---
    The shadow that creeps close
    from nowhere in particular...
[12:58] ---
    The final bastion of the Shurara Corps!
SIGN    Kagege
[13:00] ---
    You face me, Kagege!
[13:03] ---
    Yet another queer one's come out.
[13:05] ---
    Hmph! We are five, and he is one!
SIGN    5 people
SIGN    1 person
[13:09] ---
    The winner of this battle is obvious, sir!
[13:11] ---
    Nay! I am not alone!
[13:14] ---
    Experience the full terror
    of my shadow attacks!
SIGN    Assassin Super Magic
[13:20] ---
    Assassin Super Magic: Shadow Clones!
SIGN    Shadow Clones
[13:25] ---
    Kagegegege...
[13:27] ---
    You are finished, Sergeant Keroro.
[13:29] ---
    Assassin... Super Magic!
[13:32] ---
    Gero? What shadow clones, sir!
[13:35] ---
    There's not a single clone to be—
[13:37] ---
    No, wait! There they are!
[13:40] ---
    Our shadows!
[13:41] ---
    I have one, too!
[13:43] ---
    Huh? And who might you be?
[13:45] ---
    Hand over...
[13:47] ---
    ...the Keron Star, sir.
[13:49] ---
    N-No, sir!
[13:51] ---
    I will not, sir!
[13:53] ---
    Hand it over, sir!
[13:55] ---
    Keroro!
[13:56] ---
    I won't let you interfere.
[13:59] ---
    You're just a shadow!
[14:01] ---
    Take this... poison waves!
[14:04] ---
    No, you use 'em like this!
[14:10] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[14:12] ---
    I'm the original!
[14:18] ---
    Flying Blade Formation: Hostile Surroundings!
[14:25] ---
    Kagege, could you be...?
[14:28] ---
    It is so. I am a failed member of the
    Red Assassins, just as you and Shurara.
[14:33] ---
    I recall vying against your former superior Jirara
    many a time, with our shadow attacks.
[14:37] ---
    I thought as much.
[14:39] ---
    You do not have the time for such banter!
[14:42] ---
    Hen'i Battou: Dororo Giri!
[14:45] ---
    Good grief!
[14:47] ---
    Why do we have to get dragged into
    things like this every single time?
[14:51] ---
    And...
[14:53] ---
    ...what on Earth is this?
[14:57] ---
    That's Keroro-kun's
    Pekoponian suit, isn't it?
SIGN    Chilled
    Banana Crab Garden
[15:02] ---
    Pururu-chan!
[15:04] ---
    Hello.
[15:06] ---
    The old type of suit is
    so inconvenient, isn't it?
[15:08] ---
    You have to keep on washing them.
[15:11] ---
    They cause me some trouble!
[15:13] ---
    That stupid frog, I'm going to give him
    what-for when he gets back!
[15:18] ---
    Isn't Keroro-kun here?
[15:19] ---
    Did you want him for something?
SIGN    Chilled Banana Crab Garden
[15:22] ---
    I bought some souvenirs that
    I was hoping to give him.
[15:25] ---
    Souvenirs?
[15:26] ---
    Yep. I took a little trip to a hot spring.
[15:29] ---
    A smooth-skin rejuvenation beauty package!
[15:33] ---
    Rejuvenation...
[15:36] ---
    Hand over the Keron Star, sir!
[15:38] ---
    No, sir!
[15:40] ---
    Completely exhaust yourselves in endless
    messy combat with your own clones!
[15:46] ---
    Kagegege...
[15:48] ---
    There's no end to this.
[15:50] ---
    Then why not try swapping opponents?
[15:53] ---
    Nin! I had not considered that possibility!
[15:55] ---
    Okay! Let's all shuffle up quickly!
SIGN    Tamama vs. Shadow Giroro
SIGN    Giroro vs. Shadow Kululu
SIGN    Kululu vs. Shadow Tamama
SIGN    Dororo vs. Shadow Keroro
SIGN    Keroro vs. Shadow Dororo
[16:04] ---
    En garde!
[16:05] ---
    L-Let's not get into fights for no benefit,
    Dororo's shadow-kun.
[16:10] ---
    The time for words is over!
[16:11] ---
    Ah, wait, time out!
[16:12] ---
    Dororo, some people say that
    you fade into the background,
[16:18] ---
    and I see now that it's true, sir.
[16:20] ---
    F-Fade into the background...?
SIGN    Fade into the background...?
SIGN    Solid
[16:23] ---
    Ah! It is true!
SIGN    Transparent
[16:25] ---
    Dororo-senpai's shadow is the only one
    you can see the background through!
[16:28] ---
    Y-You're horrible, Keroro-kun...
SIGN    Trauma Trauma Trauma Trauma
[16:31] ---
    I would never have noticed
    if you had not told me!
[16:34] ---
    Ohh! My offhand remark has
    knocked out Dororo's shadow!
[16:38] ---
    Also the real one.
[16:42] ---
    And I'll do the same to you guys!
[16:45] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[16:47] ---
    S.W.A.L.K.!
[16:55] ---
    Did we get 'em?
[16:58] ---
    What?!
[16:59] ---
    We are shadow.
[17:01] ---
    As long as there is light, we are immortal.
[17:05] ---
    As long as there is light?
[17:07] ---
    I've got it!
[17:08] ---
    What?!
[17:10] ---
    You're finished!
[17:15] ---
    O-Oh, no!
[17:17] ---
    Geroooo!
SIGN    Trauma
[17:23] ---
    So mean...
[17:25] ---
    Wh-What? What happened?
[17:27] ---
    Without light, he can't make shadow.
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku...
[17:32] ---
    But Kagege is still over there!
[17:35] ---
    Erk!
[17:36] ---
    All right! Let's teach him a lesson, sir!
[17:39] ---
    Yeah!
[17:40] ---
    Hiyeeeehh! Help meeee!
[17:45] ---
    Get out here, Shurara!
[17:47] ---
    Your Oshigotonin are finished!
[17:51] ---
    Gero?
[17:52] ---
    Th-These guys are...
[17:53] ---
    Dolls! They are dolls!
[17:58] ---
    But not just any dolls.
[18:01] ---
    They were originally the real Oshigotonin
    with whom you are all familiar!
SIGN    Trauma
    Trauma
    Trauma
    Trauma
[18:05] ---
    Gero?!
[18:06] ---
    They babbled some balderdash about wanting to
    wash their hands of this, so I had them reborn.
[18:12] ---
    With the power of this Keromet.
[18:14] ---
    Into a custom robot for me: Great Shurara!
[18:23] ---
    Gero!
[18:25] ---
    Now, why don't you hand over...
    that Keron Staaaaar.
[18:32] ---
    I did not even feel it!
[18:34] ---
    Why not put up a fight
    with Great Keron already?
[18:37] ---
    In that case...
[18:38] ---
    Keroro Robo, come here!
SIGN    Come Here
SIGN    Super Electromagnetic Fujimoto Stores
[18:48] ---
    Now, everyone! Fusion!
[18:50] ---
    And he recovered from his trauma
    at some point.
[18:53] ---
    His personality changes when
    he gets behind the wheel.
[18:56] ---
    Well, okay then! Keroro Platoon,
    join your hearts as one!
[19:00] ---
    Kerobine okay! Kerobine okay!
[19:03] ---
    Let's...
[19:05] ---
    ...Kerobine!
[19:10] ---
    The greatest fusion in history!
[19:12] ---
    Great Keron!
[19:15] ---
    Commence counterattack!
[19:17] ---
    Dororo Ninja Art: One in Body an—
[19:19] ---
    Hold it right there!
[19:21] ---
    This time, we made sure
    we can pilot it properly,
[19:23] ---
    by going through hellish training!
[19:26] ---
    Now is the time to show
    the fruits of our effort!
[19:31] ---
    Doryaaaa!
[19:32] ---
    Got you!
[19:38] ---
    I, too...
[19:48] ---
    Did you see that?
    The true power of Great Keron!
[19:52] ---
    Gero?
[19:56] ---
    So these are the results
    of your training? My sides!
[20:00] ---
    Now it is my turn!
[20:06] ---
    Gero!
[20:08] ---
    What's wrong, what's wrong,
    little prettyyyyy?
[20:11] ---
    Gero! Gero!
[20:15] ---
    All talk!
[20:16] ---
    You people are lacking!
[20:21] ---
    In what?!
[20:23] ---
    I will answer that as your final request.
[20:27] ---
    You lack... tenacity!
[20:30] ---
    Tenacity?
[20:32] ---
    I have been waiting for this day...
[20:35] ---
    Sergeant Keroro...
    The day I would take revenge on you!
[20:39] ---
    Then... the one who ordered
    for us to be wiped out was...
[20:43] ---
    This is the end! Shurara Bomber!
[20:50] ---
    Revenge... on me?
[20:54] ---
    What's wrong, Keroro?
[20:55] ---
    Detach, quickly!
[20:58] ---
    On me?
[21:09] ---
    Finally...
[21:10] ---
    Finally this moment has come...
[21:13] ---
    This moment that I have
    waited for for so long!
[21:18] ---
    I have it!
[21:20] ---
    I have the Keron Star!
[21:26] ---
    Shurara's formidable tenacity.
[21:28] ---
    What on Earth will happen to Sarge and
    the others, robbed of the Keron Star?!
SIGN    To Be Continued
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    I worked so hard yesterday!
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    Kinou anna ni ganbatte
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Today, I won't work hard at all.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    I'll put some cat ears on,
     and change my personality.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Jidanda funde odorimasu
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    In moderately high humidity,
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Shitsudo takame de
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll stagger around.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Chidoriashi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Strategy meetings are snacktime.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero ke~ro
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Without digging in my claws,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Tsume o tatezu ni
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll put together plastic models.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    puramo kumitateru
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Today's report:
    Nothing out of the ordinary.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero Keero
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Meoww!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    nyaa
[23:07] ---
    It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
    Gero! While I was passed out,
    my precious Keron Star was...!
[23:14] ---
    What's gonna happen to me?!
[23:16] ---
    What's gonna happen to my platoon?
[23:17] ---
    What's gonna happen to this program?!
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that.
    What's happened to the Keroro Robo?!
[23:25] ---
    "Keroro: Final Showdown with Shurara, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!