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E251 - 556 and 5884, Sir!

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[00:01] [SONG] ---
    We are always being pushed
    forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
    Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    As we search for the
    secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    On a global scale,
    we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    We have greeted the time
     of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    No matter how tiny the riddle,
    I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
    to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    kitto kitto ketsumatsu
    ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    All the things I wanna try,
    with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop bouken!
SIGN    Please take what you want. Illegal dumping prohibited!
[01:31] ---
    That day, Space Detective 556
[01:34] ---
    was carrying out his daily patrol.
[01:41] ---
    I got a storage unit!
[01:52] ---
    556 and 5884, Sir!
[01:59] ---
    I'm back, brother!
[02:00] ---
    Oh, Lavie! Welcome!
[02:02] ---
    So you found another storage unit?
SIGN    Paycheck
[02:06] ---
    This is my 556th one.
[02:08] ---
    In other words... it is the
    556 Commemorative Version!
[02:20] ---
    Brother! Something's inside the storage unit!
[02:24] ---
    What?!
[02:41] ---
    Oh, my! How cute!
[02:45] ---
    Sorry... Did I wake you?
[02:48] ---
    The storage unit gave birth to it?!
[02:50] ---
    Brother, I think you carried it back here
    without noticing that it was inside...
[02:58] ---
    What?!
[02:59] ---
    You have some guts to pull the
    wool over the eyes of 556!
[03:07] ---
    Don't startle it!
[03:09] ---
    So this storage unit was your home.
[03:14] ---
    Don't worry.
[03:15] ---
    We won't chase you out.
[03:20] ---
    Brother! It must be lost!
[03:23] ---
    What?!
[03:24] ---
    Look at this ribbon.
[03:27] ---
    Storage unit... Lost...
[03:31] ---
    I see!
[03:32] ---
    The situation is clear!
SIGN    Evil
[03:33] ---
    This is the pet of a princess
    imprisoned by an evil empire!
[03:38] ---
    It must have thought that I would
    fight the empire of evil
[03:40] ---
    and save the princess!
[03:42] ---
    That is why it followed me!
[03:46] ---
    All right... if that's how it is...
[03:48] ---
    ...I will save your owner without fail!
[03:57] ---
    Let's not "save" her,
[03:59] ---
    let's "find" her, Brother!
[04:03] ---
    As for what Sergeant Keroro
    was doing at this time...
SIGN    251st Keroro Platoon Pekopon Invasion Strategy Meeting
[04:08] ---
    I have finally... finally found it, sir!
[04:13] ---
    Are you talking about a super rare
    Gundam model like Char's Rick Dom?
[04:17] ---
    Heyheyhey!
[04:18] ---
    Don't act like Gundam models
    are all I ever think about!
[04:21] ---
    Isn't that exactly the case?
[04:23] ---
    What I found
[04:25] ---
    is an item that we can use for
    our invasion of Pekopon, sir!
SIGN    251st Keroro Platoon Pekopon Invasion Strategy Meeting
[04:28] ---
    And that is this! Ta-da!
[04:30] ---
    A monster?
[04:32] ---
    It is an alien lifeform called "Eatoiladon"
    that lives on Planet Gulf, sir!
[04:38] ---
    I was peeking at the space shopping site
    last night and found it by coincidence!
[04:42] ---
    So we will have it eat
    more and more of Pekopon's oil,
[04:45] ---
    and stir up a huge panic?
[04:48] ---
    Huh?
[04:49] ---
    How did you figure that out?
[04:50] ---
    It was in the name.
[04:52] ---
    Pekopon's civilization is
    fully dependent on oil.
[04:55] ---
    We will be overturning that
    at the most fundamental level,
[04:58] ---
    so this might actually
    be quite a good strategy!
[05:02] ---
    Yassee, yassee?
[05:04] ---
    That's why, the moment I saw it,
SIGN    Click
[05:06] ---
    I clicked the button!
[05:08] ---
    Or, like, instant verdict?
SIGN    Sold!
[05:10] ---
    You're unbelievable...
[05:11] ---
    Shouldn't you wait for us to agree
    on it in this meeting first?
[05:15] ---
    Yeah, really.
[05:17] ---
    Or there is no point in having the meeting.
[05:20] ---
    What, so you're gonna oppose it?!
[05:22] ---
    After saying it was a good strategy?!
[05:27] ---
    Yup. Yup.
[05:29] ---
    Yeeeep?
[05:29] ---
    Yuuuup.
[05:30] ---
    What's up, Kukkulu-kun?
[05:32] ---
    It's from the space shopping site.
[05:34] ---
    The alien lifeform you ordered
[05:36] ---
    arrived at the Pekopon
    distribution center, apparently.
[05:39] ---
    Yahoo!
[05:40] ---
    When it arrives, we'll rip
    the packaging right off,
[05:42] ---
    and start our Pekopon
    invasion operation, sir!
[05:45] ---
    And then it escaped.
[05:51] ---
    Who cares?
[05:53] ---
    We planned to unleash it on Pekopon anyway.
[05:56] ---
    But!
[05:58] ---
    What about the "ding-dong!"
    when the package arrives,
[06:00] ---
    and the excitement of undoing the wrapping?!
[06:02] ---
    Who gives a crap about that?!
[06:11] ---
    Meanwhile, 556 was searching hard for
    the owner of this cute little creature.
[06:18] ---
    Not here!
SIGN    Kissho Academy
SIGN    Guitars
[06:32] ---
    Not here!
SIGN    Harumi Street Shopping District
[06:36] ---
    We have a lost pet.
[06:39] ---
    Does anyone know who owns it?
[06:42] ---
    Lavie-san.
[06:44] ---
    What are you doing?
[06:46] ---
    U-Umm...
SIGN    We have a lost pet.
    Cute ->
    If you have any information,
    contact 556 at Motanasou
[06:48] ---
    We're looking for its owner.
[06:51] ---
    This is...
[06:53] ---
    It's not a cat... It's not a dog...
[06:56] ---
    Could these be wings?
[06:59] ---
    Yes. It had little wings.
[07:02] ---
    What is this animal called on Pekopon?
[07:06] ---
    I'm sorry for not knowing anything.
[07:08] ---
    It's got wings, even though it's not a bird.
[07:12] ---
    This animal isn't from Earth!
[07:14] ---
    What?! I-It's not?!
[07:18] ---
    And so they searched for the owner
    in the Alien Quarter, too, but...
SIGN    Supports digital TV
[07:28] ---
    I... I'm sorry...
[07:33] ---
    As expected, not a single clue found.
[07:42] ---
    We couldn't find the owner
    in the end, Brother.
[07:48] ---
    Brother...
[07:50] ---
    What will we do now?
[07:52] ---
    Lavie.
[07:53] ---
    I love three-shelf storage units!
[07:55] ---
    I know that, but...
[07:58] ---
    The simple design...
[07:59] ---
    The slightly bright coloring...
[08:01] ---
    And most importantly... the way they always
    come in handy, no matter what the situation!
[08:07] ---
    Brother... What are you talking about?
[08:10] ---
    This little one, who chose a storage unit
    as his den, seems like something special.
[08:15] ---
    What's more, this box was a
    556 Commemorative Version.
[08:19] ---
    Don't you feel like this is fate? Lavie!
[08:23] ---
    Fate...
[08:25] ---
    You!
[08:27] ---
    Will you live with us?!
[08:31] ---
    Brother?!
[08:33] ---
    However...
[08:34] ---
    We cannot allow you to live with us for free.
[08:39] ---
    You will work hard for me,
    Space Detective 556, as my assistant!
[08:45] ---
    Okay! Then it's settled!
[08:47] ---
    I look forward to working with you, partner!
[08:53] ---
    This guy!
[08:55] ---
    In that case, Brother...
    we have to give it a name!
[08:59] ---
    Ohh! You're right!
SIGN    556
SIGN    Lavie
[09:02] ---
    I am 556, and my little sister is Lavie.
[09:04] ---
    So my assistant...
SIGN    Kobayashi
[09:07] ---
    ...naturally, must be called Kobayashi!
[09:09] ---
    Huh? Why?
[09:11] ---
    Right, it's decided!
[09:13] ---
    Your name will be 5884 (Ko-ba-ya-shi)!
SIGN    5884 (Kobayashi)
[09:18] ---
    Isn't that nice, 5884-kun?!
[09:25] ---
    In any case, 556's new assistant,
[09:28] ---
    5884, was born!
[09:31] ---
    Continued in the second half!
[09:38] ---
    Here we go, 5884!
[09:40] ---
    The mysterious creature 5884
    which became 556's assistant...
[09:45] ---
    ...underwent strict training after that...
[09:49] ---
    ...or not.
[09:52] ---
    The water is nice and warm, isn't it, 5884?
[09:58] ---
    Brother... doesn't 5884 have to train?
[10:02] ---
    It's cold outside, you see.
[10:03] ---
    It will be bad if 5884 catches a cold!
[10:11] ---
    Ding ding ding ding ding!
[10:13] ---
    It's almost been three minutes!
[10:19] ---
    Mm! Tasty!
[10:21] ---
    Now, 5884! You eat, too!
[10:23] ---
    Please don't try that at home, kids.
[10:28] ---
    You don't want any?
[10:29] ---
    But it is a rare treat!
[10:38] ---
    So that is your favorite food?
[10:43] ---
    You would... give some to me, as well?
[10:47] ---
    If that's what we're doing,
    then I'll gladly accept!
[10:54] ---
    Don't, brother!
SIGN    Weather News Tomorrow's Weather
SIGN    Cheer Cheer Cheer
SIGN    Thoroughly Investigated! 100 years since the great Tunguska explosion!
[11:00] ---
    That's strange, sir.
[11:02] ---
    Where's the news that a
    monster is wreaking havoc?
[11:04] ---
    That the oil has suddenly
    started to run out?
[11:05] ---
    There should be something!
[11:08] ---
    Maybe there's been a broadcast
    restriction placed on it?
[11:11] ---
    It is a crisis for Pekopon, after all.
[11:14] ---
    Maybe he went back into space?
[11:17] ---
    Hey, Sarge,
[11:19] ---
    do you know anything about this?
SIGN    We have a lost pet.
    Cute ->
    If you have any information,
    contact 556 at Motanasou
[11:22] ---
    No... I don't know anything about it, sir.
[11:24] ---
    You don't?
[11:26] ---
    I'm pretty sure it's an alien lifeform.
[11:29] ---
    Alien lifeform...
[11:31] ---
    Could... that be...
SIGN    Alien Lifeform
[11:37] ---
    In terms of impression,
     it is totally different, but...
[11:40] ---
    If you turned that monster
    into something cute,
[11:42] ---
    I could see it looking something like this...
[11:44] ---
    Looks like it uses a control ribbon.
[11:47] ---
    A control ribbon? What's that?
[11:50] ---
    It's a little ribbon which, when it's tied on,
[11:52] ---
    turns a monster-type lifeform
[11:54] ---
    into a cute little pet.
[11:57] ---
    Then there're no worries about it going on a
    rampage, and it makes it easier to transport.
[12:01] ---
    What are you all talking about?
[12:03] ---
    You do know something, don't you?
[12:05] ---
    No, no! We really don't, sir!
[12:08] ---
    That aside, Master Fuyuki...
[12:11] ---
    Where did you get this flier?
[12:13] ---
    I got it from Lavie-san.
[12:15] ---
    She and 556-san seemed to be
    looking for its owner.
[12:19] ---
    556, huh...
[12:21] ---
    Gerori.
[12:26] ---
    5884! Here we go!
SIGN    Adhesion
[12:28] ---
    Adhesion!
[12:51] ---
    Sorry, sorry.
[12:53] ---
    Looks like it was a bit much for you.
[12:58] ---
    What's this? It's you, Keroro!
[13:00] ---
    556.
[13:01] ---
    You will hand that thing over to us.
[13:04] ---
    "That thing"?
[13:06] ---
    Do you mean 5884?
[13:07] ---
    You're calling it "Kobayashi"?
[13:10] ---
    Well, whatever.
[13:11] ---
    I special-ordered that thing
    for Pekopon invasion use.
[13:14] ---
    It ran away at the distribution
    center mid-delivery.
[13:18] ---
    For the Pekopon... invasion?
[13:21] ---
    So... give it back?
[13:23] ---
    And what if... I refuse?
[13:25] ---
    Do you want to make me say...
    I will take it by force?
[13:29] ---
    Exactly!
[13:32] ---
    Gero!
[13:36] ---
    5884 is my partner!
[13:38] ---
    I will not let him fall into
    the hands of you invaders!
[13:41] ---
    What will we do, Mr. Sergeant?
[13:43] ---
    If we just take that ribbon off,
[13:46] ---
    he'll turn back to his
    intended form of an Eatoiladon.
[13:50] ---
    So, Giroro! Tamama!
[13:51] ---
    Follow me, sir!
[13:53] ---
    Roger!
[13:54] ---
    5884!
[13:55] ---
    I will hold them off!
[13:56] ---
    Run away quickly!
[13:58] ---
    Quickly!
[14:00] ---
    Laser sword!
[14:07] ---
    Just doing my job!
[14:12] ---
    Tamama! Now, sir!
[14:14] ---
    A little further farther fatter farter!
[14:17] ---
    Gotcha!
[14:21] ---
    5884!
[14:33] ---
    5-5884...
[14:38] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[14:40] ---
    Our Pekopon invasion operation
    has activated, sir!
[14:50] ---
    Wait, 5884!
[14:52] ---
    You are an ally of justice!
[14:53] ---
    You must not become a pawn of evil!
SIGN    Saturdays
     Sundays
     Holidays
    2 yen off
     per liter
SIGN    Saturdays
     Sundays
     Holidays
    2 yen off
     per liter
[15:09] ---
    Tch. Now I've gotta erase the
    Pekoponians' memories again.
SIGN    Saturdays
     Sundays
     Holidays
    2 yen off
     per liter
[15:15] ---
    He's drinking, he's drinking.
[15:16] ---
    Looking at it like this,
[15:17] ---
    this is a pretty dirty operation.
[15:20] ---
    That is what invasion is! What it should be!
[15:30] ---
    Huh?
[15:31] ---
    What happened all of a sudden?
[15:32] ---
    Let's follow him!
[15:37] ---
    Hm?
[15:38] ---
    I feel like I've seen this place before...
[15:41] ---
    This is our base!
[15:46] ---
    Gero!
[15:48] ---
    Please, anything but that!
[15:50] ---
    Plastic does come from oil
    originally, after all.
[15:54] ---
    Wha?! That counts?!
[15:56] ---
    I'll never let you!
[16:01] ---
    Gero!
[16:05] ---
    It is enjoying the taste!
[16:10] ---
    Yeah, 'cause modern guns
    use a ton of plastic parts.
[16:19] ---
    M-My treasures...
SIGN    Empty
[16:30] ---
    I can't believe... that little thing...
    was such a monster...
[16:34] ---
    Lavie. That is wrong!
[16:39] ---
    He is no monster.
[16:42] ---
    He is... 5884 is... my partner!
[16:46] ---
    Brother!
[16:47] ---
    Let's go, Lavie!
[16:48] ---
    Yes!
SIGN    Emergency Situation! Eatoiladon Task Force
[16:52] ---
    G-Gundam models...
[16:54] ---
    M-My...
SIGN    Gundam models
[16:54] ---
    Good grief!
[16:55] ---
    You brought this on yourself, you know!
[16:58] ---
    Target acquired!
[16:59] ---
    Displaying estimated route on the monitor!
SIGN    Hinata House
[17:06] ---
    What's over there?
[17:08] ---
    Th-The Gundam factory...
[17:12] ---
    Looks like it's got a taste
    for Gundam models.
[17:17] ---
    Things have gone super south, sir!
[17:19] ---
    I can't believe he's going for my
    holy land, the Gundam model factory!
[17:22] ---
    That son of a...!
SIGN    Rage
[17:24] ---
    He'll never get away with this, sir!
[17:27] ---
    Everyone, move out immediately!
[17:28] ---
    We'll exterminate Eatoiladon, sir!
[17:32] ---
    You're the one who ordered him, stupid!
[17:35] ---
    Don't be picky!
[17:36] ---
    The issue is what to do
    about this situation, sir!
[17:39] ---
    I'll stop him, even if I
    have to do it on my own, sir!
[17:42] ---
    Hey! Keroro!
[17:43] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[17:45] ---
    Or, like, debate pointless?
[17:51] ---
    My treasures have been devoured...
[17:51] [SONG] ---
    Burn! Keroro!
[17:54] ---
    I cannot allow my holy factory
    to fall as well, sir!
[17:54] [SONG] ---
    F-I-G-H-T! Fight!
[17:57] [SONG] ---
    Knock 'em out!
[17:58] ---
    Even if it costs me my life,
[17:59] ---
    I must stop him in his tracks, sir!
[18:02] [SONG] ---
    Those colored by their dark ambitions
[18:04] ---
    Keroro is on his way!
[18:05] [SONG] ---
    Cannot be allowed to take Earth's peace.
[18:08] [SONG] ---
    I can hear the voice of my heart
SIGN    Gunpla
[18:11] [SONG] ---
    Saying with love,
[18:13] [SONG] ---
    "Love is invasion!"
[18:14] ---
    I won't let you take another
    step forwards, sir!
[18:15] [SONG] ---
    Burn! Burn! Keroro...
[18:19] ---
    Effortlessly repelled.
SIGN    Gunpla
[18:26] ---
    Wait, 5884!
[18:32] ---
    5-556?
[18:34] ---
    5884... you must stop!
[18:43] ---
    5884!
[18:44] ---
    Look at this storage unit!
[18:55] ---
    We are two of a kind, two who ate
    from the same storage unit!
[18:58] ---
    We are partners!
[18:59] ---
    What do you mean by becoming the invaders'
    pawn and rampaging around like that?!
[20:01] ---
    556! We're ready, sir!
[20:09] ---
    Sure this thing is good enough?
[20:11] ---
    It's the crappiest capsule I've ever built.
[20:15] ---
    This is perfect, sir.
[20:21] ---
    You can't live on Pekopon, 5884-kun.
[20:25] ---
    I'm sorry.
[20:26] ---
    5884!
[20:27] ---
    Live with energy!
[20:33] ---
    So their nests resemble
    three-shelf storage units.
[20:37] ---
    Bonds joined by storage units, huh, sir...
[20:40] ---
    Okay, gonna launch.
[20:43] ---
    Click!
[21:02] ---
    Goodbye! 5884-kun!
[21:13] ---
    Brother...
[21:20] ---
    A new meeting, and a parting.
[21:22] ---
    But the man who presses onwards
    down the path of righteousness...
[21:25] ---
    ...has no time to indulge in sentimentality.
[21:27] ---
    Don't cry, Space Detective 556!
[21:30] ---
    Until the day you seize true peace!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    I planned on thinking,
    but I just got sleepy again.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Kangaeru tsumori ga mata nemuku nari
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    (Yawn...)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    (fua~~)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Keroro!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Keroro!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    It happens a lot on Pekopon.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon ja yoku aru koto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    On Keron, they got mad at me.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Keron ja... okorareta~
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    (Study!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    (Gakushuu shiro!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Fighting until my body dries out.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Tatakai de kono karada ga kawaku made
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    (Woorrgh!)
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    (Uo~~)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    You liar!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Uso da!
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    I can't go back to my planet.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Hoshi ni wa kaerenai
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    (So many fond memories...)
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    (Mina, natsukashii...)
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    I do not really care.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Betsu ni ii desuu
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Couldn't care less...
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Betsu ni ii zee~
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    When in Rome,
    we're all in on it together.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    Gou ni haitchaeba nareai jan
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    (Yay! ♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    (Iei♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    We'll go back home.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    O-uchi ni kaeru
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Where?
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Doko da
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    The home we'll go back to.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Kaeru o-uchi wa
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kekero? It's the secret base.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kekero? himitsu kichi da to
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    (Guess so.)
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    (Ma~ na)
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    I think, sir.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    omou de arimasu
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    One, two!
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    See no!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Not a betrayal.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Uragiri ja naku
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    A grand operation!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    daisakusen
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    We're just lying low.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    senpukuchuu to
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    So we'll say in our report, which we'll
    turn in just before the deadline.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    houkoku sa teishutsu wa shimekiri no chokuzen
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    ...When was it again?
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    ...Itsu da kke??
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    (Preparing early is the crux of it...)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    (Hayame ni junbi ga kimo de gozaru yo...)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    (S-Something other than
    invasion, though, please!)
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    (Shi-Shinryaku igai de o-tanomimousu!)
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero?!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero?!
SIGN    News Flash
[23:07] ---
    I am Sergeant Keroro, sir!
SIGN    For the First Time Ever! An Anime That Will Definitely Not Flop!!
[23:09] ---
    There has been an obvious downturn in
    the number of monster movies recently.
[23:12] ---
    Everyone was so hyped and excited
    about them when I was a kid,
[23:14] ---
    but now they're completely
    for the die-hard fans.
[23:17] ---
    Those are the times we live in!
    So it's time for a big bang!
[23:20] ---
    Won't someone please make a
    stinking awesome monster movie?!
[23:24] ---
    Never mind that!
SIGN    Setting Forth for a Fourth Time!
[23:25] ---
    Finally it's time for
    some seasonal content!
SIGN    For the Sake of Love...
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: Let's Go to the Movies, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!