# E251 - 556 and 5884, Sir!
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
We are always being pushed
forward by something
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Never gonna stop adventuring!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Never gonna stop bouken!
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Oh-oh-oh!
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
O-O-O!
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
I can't stop questioning.
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Gimon ga mou tomaran
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Daawin datte dare datte
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
If he found the secret of a mystery,
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Hide and seek?
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Kakurenbo?
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Yep yep!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Haai hai
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Hopscotch?
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Kenkenpa?
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Hoi hoi!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Hooi hoi
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Take your first step forward with me.
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
**[01:08] [SONG] ---**
Curiosity power is bursting out!
**[01:08] [SONG] ---**
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
We are always searching for something
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
As we walk through a glittering future.
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Never gonna stop adventuring!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Never gonna stop bouken!
***SIGN*** Please take what you want. Illegal dumping prohibited!
**[01:31] ---**
That day, Space Detective 556
**[01:34] ---**
was carrying out his daily patrol.
**[01:41] ---**
I got a storage unit!
**[01:52] ---**
556 and 5884, Sir!
**[01:59] ---**
I'm back, brother!
**[02:00] ---**
Oh, Lavie! Welcome!
**[02:02] ---**
So you found another storage unit?
***SIGN*** Paycheck
**[02:06] ---**
This is my 556th one.
**[02:08] ---**
In other words... it is the
556 Commemorative Version!
**[02:20] ---**
Brother! Something's inside the storage unit!
**[02:24] ---**
What?!
**[02:41] ---**
Oh, my! How cute!
**[02:45] ---**
Sorry... Did I wake you?
**[02:48] ---**
The storage unit gave birth to it?!
**[02:50] ---**
Brother, I think you carried it back here
without noticing that it was inside...
**[02:58] ---**
What?!
**[02:59] ---**
You have some guts to pull the
wool over the eyes of 556!
**[03:07] ---**
Don't startle it!
**[03:09] ---**
So this storage unit was your home.
**[03:14] ---**
Don't worry.
**[03:15] ---**
We won't chase you out.
**[03:20] ---**
Brother! It must be lost!
**[03:23] ---**
What?!
**[03:24] ---**
Look at this ribbon.
**[03:27] ---**
Storage unit... Lost...
**[03:31] ---**
I see!
**[03:32] ---**
The situation is clear!
***SIGN*** Evil
**[03:33] ---**
This is the pet of a princess
imprisoned by an evil empire!
**[03:38] ---**
It must have thought that I would
fight the empire of evil
**[03:40] ---**
and save the princess!
**[03:42] ---**
That is why it followed me!
**[03:46] ---**
All right... if that's how it is...
**[03:48] ---**
...I will save your owner without fail!
**[03:57] ---**
Let's not "save" her,
**[03:59] ---**
let's "find" her, Brother!
**[04:03] ---**
As for what Sergeant Keroro
was doing at this time...
***SIGN*** 251st Keroro Platoon Pekopon Invasion Strategy Meeting
**[04:08] ---**
I have finally... finally found it, sir!
**[04:13] ---**
Are you talking about a super rare
Gundam model like Char's Rick Dom?
**[04:17] ---**
Heyheyhey!
**[04:18] ---**
Don't act like Gundam models
are all I ever think about!
**[04:21] ---**
Isn't that exactly the case?
**[04:23] ---**
What I found
**[04:25] ---**
is an item that we can use for
our invasion of Pekopon, sir!
***SIGN*** 251st Keroro Platoon Pekopon Invasion Strategy Meeting
**[04:28] ---**
And that is this! Ta-da!
**[04:30] ---**
A monster?
**[04:32] ---**
It is an alien lifeform called "Eatoiladon"
that lives on Planet Gulf, sir!
**[04:38] ---**
I was peeking at the space shopping site
last night and found it by coincidence!
**[04:42] ---**
So we will have it eat
more and more of Pekopon's oil,
**[04:45] ---**
and stir up a huge panic?
**[04:48] ---**
Huh?
**[04:49] ---**
How did you figure that out?
**[04:50] ---**
It was in the name.
**[04:52] ---**
Pekopon's civilization is
fully dependent on oil.
**[04:55] ---**
We will be overturning that
at the most fundamental level,
**[04:58] ---**
so this might actually
be quite a good strategy!
**[05:02] ---**
Yassee, yassee?
**[05:04] ---**
That's why, the moment I saw it,
***SIGN*** Click
**[05:06] ---**
I clicked the button!
**[05:08] ---**
Or, like, instant verdict?
***SIGN*** Sold!
**[05:10] ---**
You're unbelievable...
**[05:11] ---**
Shouldn't you wait for us to agree
on it in this meeting first?
**[05:15] ---**
Yeah, really.
**[05:17] ---**
Or there is no point in having the meeting.
**[05:20] ---**
What, so you're gonna oppose it?!
**[05:22] ---**
After saying it was a good strategy?!
**[05:27] ---**
Yup. Yup.
**[05:29] ---**
Yeeeep?
**[05:29] ---**
Yuuuup.
**[05:30] ---**
What's up, Kukkulu-kun?
**[05:32] ---**
It's from the space shopping site.
**[05:34] ---**
The alien lifeform you ordered
**[05:36] ---**
arrived at the Pekopon
distribution center, apparently.
**[05:39] ---**
Yahoo!
**[05:40] ---**
When it arrives, we'll rip
the packaging right off,
**[05:42] ---**
and start our Pekopon
invasion operation, sir!
**[05:45] ---**
And then it escaped.
**[05:51] ---**
Who cares?
**[05:53] ---**
We planned to unleash it on Pekopon anyway.
**[05:56] ---**
But!
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What about the "ding-dong!"
when the package arrives,
**[06:00] ---**
and the excitement of undoing the wrapping?!
**[06:02] ---**
Who gives a crap about that?!
**[06:11] ---**
Meanwhile, 556 was searching hard for
the owner of this cute little creature.
**[06:18] ---**
Not here!
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy
***SIGN*** Guitars
**[06:32] ---**
Not here!
***SIGN*** Harumi Street Shopping District
**[06:36] ---**
We have a lost pet.
**[06:39] ---**
Does anyone know who owns it?
**[06:42] ---**
Lavie-san.
**[06:44] ---**
What are you doing?
**[06:46] ---**
U-Umm...
***SIGN*** We have a lost pet.
Cute ->
If you have any information,
contact 556 at Motanasou
**[06:48] ---**
We're looking for its owner.
**[06:51] ---**
This is...
**[06:53] ---**
It's not a cat... It's not a dog...
**[06:56] ---**
Could these be wings?
**[06:59] ---**
Yes. It had little wings.
**[07:02] ---**
What is this animal called on Pekopon?
**[07:06] ---**
I'm sorry for not knowing anything.
**[07:08] ---**
It's got wings, even though it's not a bird.
**[07:12] ---**
This animal isn't from Earth!
**[07:14] ---**
What?! I-It's not?!
**[07:18] ---**
And so they searched for the owner
in the Alien Quarter, too, but...
***SIGN*** Supports digital TV
**[07:28] ---**
I... I'm sorry...
**[07:33] ---**
As expected, not a single clue found.
**[07:42] ---**
We couldn't find the owner
in the end, Brother.
**[07:48] ---**
Brother...
**[07:50] ---**
What will we do now?
**[07:52] ---**
Lavie.
**[07:53] ---**
I love three-shelf storage units!
**[07:55] ---**
I know that, but...
**[07:58] ---**
The simple design...
**[07:59] ---**
The slightly bright coloring...
**[08:01] ---**
And most importantly... the way they always
come in handy, no matter what the situation!
**[08:07] ---**
Brother... What are you talking about?
**[08:10] ---**
This little one, who chose a storage unit
as his den, seems like something special.
**[08:15] ---**
What's more, this box was a
556 Commemorative Version.
**[08:19] ---**
Don't you feel like this is fate? Lavie!
**[08:23] ---**
Fate...
**[08:25] ---**
You!
**[08:27] ---**
Will you live with us?!
**[08:31] ---**
Brother?!
**[08:33] ---**
However...
**[08:34] ---**
We cannot allow you to live with us for free.
**[08:39] ---**
You will work hard for me,
Space Detective 556, as my assistant!
**[08:45] ---**
Okay! Then it's settled!
**[08:47] ---**
I look forward to working with you, partner!
**[08:53] ---**
This guy!
**[08:55] ---**
In that case, Brother...
we have to give it a name!
**[08:59] ---**
Ohh! You're right!
***SIGN*** 556
***SIGN*** Lavie
**[09:02] ---**
I am 556, and my little sister is Lavie.
**[09:04] ---**
So my assistant...
***SIGN*** Kobayashi
**[09:07] ---**
...naturally, must be called Kobayashi!
**[09:09] ---**
Huh? Why?
**[09:11] ---**
Right, it's decided!
**[09:13] ---**
Your name will be 5884 (Ko-ba-ya-shi)!
***SIGN*** 5884 (Kobayashi)
**[09:18] ---**
Isn't that nice, 5884-kun?!
**[09:25] ---**
In any case, 556's new assistant,
**[09:28] ---**
5884, was born!
**[09:31] ---**
Continued in the second half!
**[09:38] ---**
Here we go, 5884!
**[09:40] ---**
The mysterious creature 5884
which became 556's assistant...
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...underwent strict training after that...
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...or not.
**[09:52] ---**
The water is nice and warm, isn't it, 5884?
**[09:58] ---**
Brother... doesn't 5884 have to train?
**[10:02] ---**
It's cold outside, you see.
**[10:03] ---**
It will be bad if 5884 catches a cold!
**[10:11] ---**
Ding ding ding ding ding!
**[10:13] ---**
It's almost been three minutes!
**[10:19] ---**
Mm! Tasty!
**[10:21] ---**
Now, 5884! You eat, too!
**[10:23] ---**
Please don't try that at home, kids.
**[10:28] ---**
You don't want any?
**[10:29] ---**
But it is a rare treat!
**[10:38] ---**
So that is your favorite food?
**[10:43] ---**
You would... give some to me, as well?
**[10:47] ---**
If that's what we're doing,
then I'll gladly accept!
**[10:54] ---**
Don't, brother!
***SIGN*** Weather News Tomorrow's Weather
***SIGN*** Cheer Cheer Cheer
***SIGN*** Thoroughly Investigated! 100 years since the great Tunguska explosion!
**[11:00] ---**
That's strange, sir.
**[11:02] ---**
Where's the news that a
monster is wreaking havoc?
**[11:04] ---**
That the oil has suddenly
started to run out?
**[11:05] ---**
There should be *something*!
**[11:08] ---**
Maybe there's been a broadcast
restriction placed on it?
**[11:11] ---**
It is a crisis for Pekopon, after all.
**[11:14] ---**
Maybe he went back into space?
**[11:17] ---**
Hey, Sarge,
**[11:19] ---**
do you know anything about this?
***SIGN*** We have a lost pet.
Cute ->
If you have any information,
contact 556 at Motanasou
**[11:22] ---**
No... I don't know anything about it, sir.
**[11:24] ---**
You don't?
**[11:26] ---**
I'm pretty sure it's an alien lifeform.
**[11:29] ---**
Alien lifeform...
**[11:31] ---**
Could... that be...
***SIGN*** Alien Lifeform
**[11:37] ---**
In terms of impression,
it is totally different, but...
**[11:40] ---**
If you turned that monster
into something cute,
**[11:42] ---**
I could see it looking something like this...
**[11:44] ---**
Looks like it uses a control ribbon.
**[11:47] ---**
A control ribbon? What's that?
**[11:50] ---**
It's a little ribbon which, when it's tied on,
**[11:52] ---**
turns a monster-type lifeform
**[11:54] ---**
into a cute little pet.
**[11:57] ---**
Then there're no worries about it going on a
rampage, and it makes it easier to transport.
**[12:01] ---**
What are you all talking about?
**[12:03] ---**
You do know something, don't you?
**[12:05] ---**
No, no! We really don't, sir!
**[12:08] ---**
That aside, Master Fuyuki...
**[12:11] ---**
Where did you get this flier?
**[12:13] ---**
I got it from Lavie-san.
**[12:15] ---**
She and 556-san seemed to be
looking for its owner.
**[12:19] ---**
556, huh...
**[12:21] ---**
Gerori.
**[12:26] ---**
5884! Here we go!
***SIGN*** Adhesion
**[12:28] ---**
Adhesion!
**[12:51] ---**
Sorry, sorry.
**[12:53] ---**
Looks like it was a bit much for you.
**[12:58] ---**
What's this? It's you, Keroro!
**[13:00] ---**
556.
**[13:01] ---**
You will hand that thing over to us.
**[13:04] ---**
"That thing"?
**[13:06] ---**
Do you mean 5884?
**[13:07] ---**
You're calling it "Kobayashi"?
**[13:10] ---**
Well, whatever.
**[13:11] ---**
I special-ordered that thing
for Pekopon invasion use.
**[13:14] ---**
It ran away at the distribution
center mid-delivery.
**[13:18] ---**
For the Pekopon... invasion?
**[13:21] ---**
So... give it back?
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And what if... I refuse?
**[13:25] ---**
Do you want to make me say...
I will take it by force?
**[13:29] ---**
Exactly!
**[13:32] ---**
Gero!
**[13:36] ---**
5884 is my partner!
**[13:38] ---**
I will not let him fall into
the hands of you invaders!
**[13:41] ---**
What will we do, Mr. Sergeant?
**[13:43] ---**
If we just take that ribbon off,
**[13:46] ---**
he'll turn back to his
intended form of an Eatoiladon.
**[13:50] ---**
So, Giroro! Tamama!
**[13:51] ---**
Follow me, sir!
**[13:53] ---**
Roger!
**[13:54] ---**
5884!
**[13:55] ---**
I will hold them off!
**[13:56] ---**
Run away quickly!
**[13:58] ---**
Quickly!
**[14:00] ---**
Laser sword!
**[14:07] ---**
Just doing my job!
**[14:12] ---**
Tamama! Now, sir!
**[14:14] ---**
A little further farther fatter farter!
**[14:17] ---**
Gotcha!
**[14:21] ---**
5884!
**[14:33] ---**
5-5884...
**[14:38] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[14:40] ---**
Our Pekopon invasion operation
has activated, sir!
**[14:50] ---**
Wait, 5884!
**[14:52] ---**
You are an ally of justice!
**[14:53] ---**
You must not become a pawn of evil!
***SIGN*** Saturdays
Sundays
Holidays
2 yen off
per liter
***SIGN*** Saturdays
Sundays
Holidays
2 yen off
per liter
**[15:09] ---**
Tch. Now I've gotta erase the
Pekoponians' memories again.
***SIGN*** Saturdays
Sundays
Holidays
2 yen off
per liter
**[15:15] ---**
He's drinking, he's drinking.
**[15:16] ---**
Looking at it like this,
**[15:17] ---**
this is a pretty dirty operation.
**[15:20] ---**
That is what invasion is! What it should be!
**[15:30] ---**
Huh?
**[15:31] ---**
What happened all of a sudden?
**[15:32] ---**
Let's follow him!
**[15:37] ---**
Hm?
**[15:38] ---**
I feel like I've seen this place before...
**[15:41] ---**
This is our base!
**[15:46] ---**
Gero!
**[15:48] ---**
Please, anything but that!
**[15:50] ---**
Plastic does come from oil
originally, after all.
**[15:54] ---**
Wha?! That counts?!
**[15:56] ---**
I'll never let you!
**[16:01] ---**
Gero!
**[16:05] ---**
It is enjoying the taste!
**[16:10] ---**
Yeah, 'cause modern guns
use a ton of plastic parts.
**[16:19] ---**
M-My treasures...
***SIGN*** Empty
**[16:30] ---**
I can't believe... that little thing...
was such a monster...
**[16:34] ---**
Lavie. That is wrong!
**[16:39] ---**
He is no monster.
**[16:42] ---**
He is... 5884 is... my partner!
**[16:46] ---**
Brother!
**[16:47] ---**
Let's go, Lavie!
**[16:48] ---**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Emergency Situation! Eatoiladon Task Force
**[16:52] ---**
G-Gundam models...
**[16:54] ---**
M-My...
***SIGN*** Gundam models
**[16:54] ---**
Good grief!
**[16:55] ---**
You brought this on yourself, you know!
**[16:58] ---**
Target acquired!
**[16:59] ---**
Displaying estimated route on the monitor!
***SIGN*** Hinata House
**[17:06] ---**
What's over there?
**[17:08] ---**
Th-The Gundam factory...
**[17:12] ---**
Looks like it's got a taste
for Gundam models.
**[17:17] ---**
Things have gone super south, sir!
**[17:19] ---**
I can't believe he's going for my
holy land, the Gundam model factory!
**[17:22] ---**
That son of a...!
***SIGN*** Rage
**[17:24] ---**
He'll never get away with this, sir!
**[17:27] ---**
Everyone, move out immediately!
**[17:28] ---**
We'll exterminate Eatoiladon, sir!
**[17:32] ---**
You're the one who ordered him, stupid!
**[17:35] ---**
Don't be picky!
**[17:36] ---**
The issue is what to do
about this situation, sir!
**[17:39] ---**
I'll stop him, even if I
have to do it on my own, sir!
**[17:42] ---**
Hey! Keroro!
**[17:43] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[17:45] ---**
Or, like, debate pointless?
**[17:51] ---**
My treasures have been devoured...
**[17:51] [SONG] ---**
Burn! Keroro!
**[17:54] ---**
I cannot allow my holy factory
to fall as well, sir!
**[17:54] [SONG] ---**
F-I-G-H-T! Fight!
**[17:57] [SONG] ---**
Knock 'em out!
**[17:58] ---**
Even if it costs me my life,
**[17:59] ---**
I must stop him in his tracks, sir!
**[18:02] [SONG] ---**
Those colored by their dark ambitions
**[18:04] ---**
Keroro is on his way!
**[18:05] [SONG] ---**
Cannot be allowed to take Earth's peace.
**[18:08] [SONG] ---**
I can hear the voice of my heart
***SIGN*** Gunpla
**[18:11] [SONG] ---**
Saying with love,
**[18:13] [SONG] ---**
"Love is invasion!"
**[18:14] ---**
I won't let you take another
step forwards, sir!
**[18:15] [SONG] ---**
Burn! Burn! Keroro...
**[18:19] ---**
Effortlessly repelled.
***SIGN*** Gunpla
**[18:26] ---**
Wait, 5884!
**[18:32] ---**
5-556?
**[18:34] ---**
5884... you must stop!
**[18:43] ---**
5884!
**[18:44] ---**
Look at this storage unit!
**[18:55] ---**
We are two of a kind, two who ate
from the same storage unit!
**[18:58] ---**
We are partners!
**[18:59] ---**
What do you mean by becoming the invaders'
pawn and rampaging around like that?!
**[20:01] ---**
556! We're ready, sir!
**[20:09] ---**
Sure this thing is good enough?
**[20:11] ---**
It's the crappiest capsule I've ever built.
**[20:15] ---**
This is perfect, sir.
**[20:21] ---**
You can't live on Pekopon, 5884-kun.
**[20:25] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[20:26] ---**
5884!
**[20:27] ---**
Live with energy!
**[20:33] ---**
So their nests resemble
three-shelf storage units.
**[20:37] ---**
Bonds joined by storage units, huh, sir...
**[20:40] ---**
Okay, gonna launch.
**[20:43] ---**
Click!
**[21:02] ---**
Goodbye! 5884-kun!
**[21:13] ---**
Brother...
**[21:20] ---**
A new meeting, and a parting.
**[21:22] ---**
But the man who presses onwards
down the path of righteousness...
**[21:25] ---**
...has no time to indulge in sentimentality.
**[21:27] ---**
Don't cry, Space Detective 556!
**[21:30] ---**
Until the day you seize true peace!
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
I planned on thinking,
but I just got sleepy again.
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Kangaeru tsumori ga mata nemuku nari
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
(Yawn...)
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
(fua~~)
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Keroro!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Keroro!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
It happens a lot on Pekopon.
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon ja yoku aru koto
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
On Keron, they got mad at me.
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Keron ja... okorareta~
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
(Study!)
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
(Gakushuu shiro!)
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
Fighting until my body dries out.
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
Tatakai de kono karada ga kawaku made
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
(Woorrgh!)
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
(Uo~~)
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
You liar!
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Uso da!
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
I can't go back to my planet.
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Hoshi ni wa kaerenai
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
(So many fond memories...)
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
(Mina, natsukashii...)
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
I do not really care.
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Betsu ni ii desuu
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Couldn't care less...
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Betsu ni ii zee~
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
When in Rome,
we're all in on it together.
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
Gou ni haitchaeba nareai jan
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
(Yay! ♪)
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
(Iei♪)
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
We'll go back home.
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
O-uchi ni kaeru
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Where?
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Doko da
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
The home we'll go back to.
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Kaeru o-uchi wa
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kekero? It's the secret base.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kekero? himitsu kichi da to
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
(Guess so.)
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
(Ma~ na)
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I think, sir.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
omou de arimasu
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
One, two!
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
See no!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Not a betrayal.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Uragiri ja naku
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
A grand operation!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
daisakusen
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
We're just lying low.
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
senpukuchuu to
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
So we'll say in our report, which we'll
turn in just before the deadline.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
houkoku sa teishutsu wa shimekiri no chokuzen
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
...When was it again?
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
...Itsu da kke??
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
(Preparing early is the crux of it...)
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
(Hayame ni junbi ga kimo de gozaru yo...)
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero!
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
(S-Something other than
invasion, though, please!)
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
(Shi-Shinryaku igai de o-tanomimousu!)
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero?!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero?!
***SIGN*** News Flash
**[23:07] ---**
I am Sergeant Keroro, sir!
***SIGN*** For the First Time Ever! An Anime That Will Definitely Not Flop!!
**[23:09] ---**
There has been an obvious downturn in
the number of monster movies recently.
**[23:12] ---**
Everyone was so hyped and excited
about them when I was a kid,
**[23:14] ---**
but now they're completely
for the die-hard fans.
**[23:17] ---**
Those are the times we live in!
So it's time for a big bang!
**[23:20] ---**
Won't someone please make a
stinking awesome monster movie?!
**[23:24] ---**
Never mind that!
***SIGN*** Setting Forth for a Fourth Time!
**[23:25] ---**
Finally it's time for
some seasonal content!
***SIGN*** For the Sake of Love...
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro: Let's Go to the Movies, Sir!"
**[23:31] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!