Skip to main content

E109 - Keroro: Operation Soothe Mom, Sir! / Dororo: The Galactic Express, Under Siege and into Dark Territory, Sir!

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Ashita harereba ii na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Ashita waraeba ii na
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    If you just let life pass you by,
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Mattari ikite'rya
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Mattaku tsumannai (night)
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    If you just get it together,
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    Shikkari shite irya
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    There might just be good things
     to come. (Come on, yo!)
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
    Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
[00:50] [SONG] ---
    Clothes make the man
    Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nailing down bran Home is your capital
    800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
    Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
    You will get no tanmen from me!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
    Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Doing laundry Bath and tub
    Cleaning the floors
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
    Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Little frogs must return home at once!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    All these things I've gathered
    are sure to come in handy.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll translate them all into dreams,
    and I'll make something of them someday.
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Sore o yume ni okikaete
    itsuka mono ni suru n da
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    That is our bright road.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
SIGN    Mothers' Day Fair
[01:32] ---
    It'll soon be Mothers' Day.
    Are you all showing thanks to your mothers?
[01:36] ---
    Hinata-san! Manuscript's done!
[01:39] ---
    Thanks, as always!
[01:41] ---
    Yes, I'm on my way right now.
    Thanks for taking care of the printing!
[01:47] ---
    I've got loads of time.
[01:52] ---
    Hinata Aki, mother of the Hinata family,
    has a job as the editor of a manga magazine.
[01:57] ---
    It's a really hard job.
[02:04] ---
    Whew... I'm back!
[02:07] ---
    Three all-nighters in a row is no joke...
[02:09] ---
    Lady Mom, welcome home, ma'am!
[02:12] ---
    Oh, Kero-chan! Where are Fuyuki and Natsumi?
[02:14] ---
    They'll still be in school
    at this hour, ma'am.
[02:17] ---
    Oh, of course, it's not even midday.
[02:20] ---
    I have to do something about this.
    I'm losing my sense of time...
[02:24] ---
    Lady Mom looks quite tired, sir...
[02:30] ---
    But it's my first time home in a while...
    I should make them dinner.
[02:35] ---
    Kero...
[02:40] ---
    Does hitting your shoulders
    make you comfortable, ma'am?
[02:42] ---
    Ah...! You were watching, Kero-chan?!
[02:46] ---
    You can leave such an easy job to me, ma'am!
[02:49] ---
    Huh?
[02:50] ---
    Oryaaaaa!
[02:52] ---
    Kero-chan, what are you—?!
SIGN    Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap
[02:57] ---
    Oh...
[02:59] ---
    Kero-chan, you're good at this!
    A bit ticklish, but it feels good!
[03:03] ---
    How is it now?
[03:04] ---
    Thanks! It feels a lot better.
[03:07] ---
    Oh, I'm just pleased to have been of help!
[03:10] ---
    I know!
[03:12] ---
    Here you are, a tip.
[03:15] ---
    Gero?
[03:17] ---
    It's a proper reward for your labor.
[03:20] ---
    Yes... It begun with an act
    of simple goodwill...
[03:29] ---
    Keroro: Operation Soothe Mom, Sir!
SIGN    Pumped Up
[03:40] ---
    What sudden motivation
    is it this time, Keroro?
[03:43] ---
    Giroro-kun, I have discovered
    it at last, sir.
[03:46] ---
    A new aspect of Pekoponian biology.
[03:49] ---
    What?! Does it give us a hint
    for the invasion?
[03:52] ---
    Striking the shoulders of a Pekoponian
[03:54] ---
    increases their favorability
    towards you, sir.
[03:56] ---
    Furthermore, you can even
    receive rewards for it...
SIGN    In other words!!
[03:59] ---
    In other words!
[04:01] ---
    Aaah, thank you!
[04:03] ---
    This is awesome, Sarge!
[04:04] ---
    If we beat, beat, and beat the heck
    out of the Pekoponians' shoulders,
[04:07] ---
    we'll rake in money hand over fist and
    have tons of cash for our invasion budget!
SIGN    Keronian Approval Rating
[04:11] ---
    Our popularity will go through the roof,
[04:13] ---
    and before you know it, we'll be
    thanking them for handing over Pekopon!
[04:17] ---
    Are you sure?
[04:18] ---
    Increase power! Increase endurance!
SIGN    Increase Power
SIGN    Increase Endurance
[04:21] ---
    And please Lady Mom more and more!
[04:24] ---
    And then, naturally, the reward will...!
[04:29] ---
    And so, Keroro's mistaken training began!
SIGN    Crackle Crackle
[04:32] ---
    It's hot! It's hot!
SIGN    Quiver Quiver
[04:36] ---
    Kero!
SIGN    Kablam
[04:44] ---
    It is mine.
[04:46] ---
    A power that surpasses all limits is mine.
[04:48] ---
    This extreme technique,
    delivering 16 blows per second...
[04:52] ---
    Are you sure you do not
    have a spring in there?
[04:55] ---
    No spring.
[04:58] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[04:59] ---
    And now to beat the heck out
    of Lady Mom's shoulders!
[05:04] ---
    Gero?
[05:05] ---
    Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki!
[05:08] ---
    A massage chair?
[05:09] ---
    Yeah. You often see them in bath houses
    and places like that.
[05:12] ---
    Mom's been seeming a little tired
    recently, don't you think?
[05:15] ---
    I think Mom would be happy to have
    one of those around the house.
[05:18] ---
    But they're expensive, aren't they?
[05:20] ---
    Even for a Mothers' Day present,
    that's a little...
[05:23] ---
    I don't think we can afford it...
[05:25] ---
    I have money saved up from New Year's,
    so I can chip in a little bit.
[05:28] ---
    Why don't we go to the appliance store
    and check them out?
[05:31] ---
    Good idea.
[05:32] ---
    Massage? Shoulder-pounding?
[05:34] ---
    Could Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki
    also be aiming for Lady Mom's shoulders?
[05:37] ---
    I have not a moment to lose, sir!
[05:40] ---
    Lady Mom's shoulders are mine!
    I will not hand them over!
[05:44] ---
    Lady Mom! Lady Mom!
[05:47] ---
    Lady Mom!
[05:49] ---
    Not here. She's at work again,
    even though it's a Sunday, sir.
[05:53] ---
    Which must mean that Lady Mom's shoulders
    are in a really bad place right now!
SIGN    Y-You are...
SIGN    Watanabe-kun, an editor
[06:02] ---
    Lady Mom!
SIGN    Anti-barrier
[06:03] ---
    Kero-chan?!
[06:05] ---
    Huh?
[06:06] ---
    Ahhh, no, nothing, sorry!
[06:08] ---
    I think I'll go for a little break.
[06:13] ---
    Lady Mom.
[06:15] ---
    Please say at any time if you'd
    like your shoulders pounded!
[06:18] ---
    You should know better than to
    come to my workplace like this!
[06:21] ---
    I'll ask you for a shoulder-pounding
    after I get home.
[06:24] ---
    Don't hesitate! Now!
[06:25] ---
    It'll be too late by the time
    you get home, ma'am!
[06:28] ---
    Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki also
    have your shoulders in their sights!
[06:31] ---
    Natsumi and Fuyuki...? Shoulder-pounding?
[06:35] ---
    What's up, Hinata-san? Are you okay?
[06:39] ---
    Anyway, Kero-chan! We'll do the
    shoulder-pounding after I get home!
[06:42] ---
    I'll be done with work really soon.
[06:44] ---
    Is something wrong? I heard you saying
    something about shoulder-pounding...
[06:47] ---
    Ah, it's really nothing,
    I was talking to myself...
[06:49] ---
    I was just remembering about
    my shoulder-pounding ticket.
[06:52] ---
    Shoulder-pounding ticket?
[06:54] ---
    My kids gave it to me when they were young.
[06:56] ---
    Come to think of it, I think stored it somewhere
    without ever using it...
[07:00] ---
    I wonder if I lost it.
[07:03] ---
    Gero gerori.
SIGN    Shoulder
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Shoulder-
    Pounding
    Team
SIGN    Shoulder-Pounding Ticket
[07:05] ---
    Shoulder-pounding ticket, you say?
SIGN    Shoulder-Pounding Ticket
[07:08] ---
    Shoulder-pounding ticket!
[07:10] ---
    In other words, a ticket granting
    all shoulder-pounding rights to the holder!
[07:13] ---
    And the deed which guarantees this right
     should be somewhere in this house!
SIGN    Shoulder-Pounding Ticket Deed
SIGN    Luxury Lacquered Letter Box
[07:20] ---
    Umm, this isn't a period drama.
[07:22] ---
    So we just need to find
    that luxury lacquered letter box!
[07:26] ---
    Look, I don't think...
[07:27] ---
    The two of them will be back soon, with their
    sights set on Lady Mom's shoulders, sir!
[07:31] ---
    Before they get back, we need to
    find that shoulder-pounding ticket,
[07:34] ---
    and complete our raking-it-in, through-the-roof,
    thanks-for-Pekopon, tons-of-cash system!
[07:40] ---
    Luxury lacquer, luxury lacquer...
[07:45] ---
    Hmmm... It's not here, sir.
[07:47] ---
    Aah!
[07:48] ---
    Did you find it, sir?!
[07:50] ---
    They have been left out,
     so now they are all soggy.
SIGN    Rice crackers
[07:54] ---
    Ohh, why didn't they return them
    to the tin? It's such a waste...
[07:59] ---
    Wait, no! We have no time for this!
     Split up and search, sir!
[08:04] ---
    Not here, sir...
[08:07] ---
    I can't find it at all.
[08:12] ---
    What's up? Locked or something?
[08:15] ---
    No, I... I'm not sure it's right to be going
    into someone's room without permission...
[08:19] ---
    You're saying that now? Want me
    to rifle through the house for ya?
[08:26] ---
    Stop...!
[08:27] ---
    I... I'll search Natsumi's room!
[08:30] ---
    It's not here, sir!
[08:31] ---
    It is not here!
[08:32] ---
    It's not here, either!
[08:34] ---
    Nope.
[08:36] ---
    Ooh! Jackpot!
[08:38] ---
    Did you find it?
[08:39] ---
    'Fraid not.
[08:41] ---
    I forgot that I borrowed this place to store all
    the Gundam models I don't have space for, sir.
[08:50] ---
    There's only one place left, the place most likely
    to hold the shoulder-pounding ticket deed...
[08:55] ---
    This room, sir!
SIGN    Lady Mom's Room
[08:59] ---
    Lady Mom, excuse us, ma'am...
[09:02] ---
    A surprisingly normal room.
[09:04] ---
    Good grief. What did you expect?
[09:07] ---
    Oh, you'd be surprised.
    Normal rooms like these...
[09:10] ---
    ...sometimes hide some shocking secrets...
[09:16] ---
    A massage chair really was impossible.
[09:19] ---
    Yes, at that price...
SIGN    Super Bargain Price Double Points!!
[09:21] ---
    Just a bit...
[09:24] ---
    But it's not something to get
    that disappointed about!
[09:28] ---
    I'll try to save up my New Year's money
    starting next year, too.
[09:31] ---
    Let's buy one together for her someday.
SIGN    WORK IN PROGRESS NO ENTRY
[09:35] ---
    Wh-What is this?
SIGN    WORK IN PROGRESS NO ENTRY
[09:39] ---
    It won't open, Sis!
[09:41] ---
    This is their doing again!
SIGN    Bikes
[09:48] ---
    Oh, here we go!
[09:53] ---
    The competition prize in
    last month's issue of Shonen Alpha:
[09:55] ---
    a Captain Geroro marionette doll!
[09:58] ---
    I sent ten postcards and got nothing!
[10:00] ---
    Ooh! And here's info on the officially
    unannounced Galaxy Express Gero 9!
[10:06] ---
    Hey, you stupid frog!
    What are you up to?! Open up!
[10:10] ---
    L-Lady Natsumi!
[10:11] ---
    Stupid frog, get out here!
[10:14] ---
    Stand back, Fuyuki.
[10:22] ---
    Where are you, stupid frog?!
[10:24] ---
    G-Gero.
[10:25] ---
    This is bad, sir. We have to
    quickly find the ticket deed...
SIGN    ...unding Ticket
[10:30] ---
    Shoul...der... pounding?
[10:34] ---
    What are you doing in Mom's room?!
[10:36] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[10:38] ---
    G-Gero!
[10:40] ---
    L-Lady Natsumi, please wait, ma'am!
[10:41] ---
    You mustn't resort to violence, ma'am!
[10:43] ---
    Oh, my...
[10:46] ---
    What are you all doing?
[10:47] ---
    Mom!
[10:48] ---
    Lady Mom!
[10:49] ---
    The stupid frog went into
    your room on his own.
[10:52] ---
    Oh... Huh...?
SIGN    Shoulder-Pounding Ticket
[10:55] ---
    Oh, look! It's the shoulder-pounding ticket!
[10:58] ---
    Good job finding that!
[10:59] ---
    Gero? This thing?
SIGN    Shoulder-Pounding Ticket Deed
[11:02] ---
    Shoulder-pounding ticket?
SIGN    Shoulder-Pounding Ticket
[11:05] ---
    I-It's kinda...
[11:06] ---
    ...not what...
[11:07] ---
    ...we had imagined.
SIGN    Shoulder-Pounding Ticket
[11:10] ---
    Yes. And the ticket's for her, not for you.
SIGN    Shoulder-Pounding Ticket
SIGN    Shoulder-Pounding Ticket
[11:15] ---
    Then...!
[11:18] ---
    My tons-of-cash system...!
[11:23] ---
    Here you go, Mom. Your Mothers' Day present.
[11:26] ---
    We really wanted to buy you a
    massage chair or something, but...
[11:29] ---
    A massage chair?
[11:31] ---
    I don't need one of those.
SIGN    Shoulder-Pounding Ticket
[11:33] ---
    I've got this.
[11:36] ---
    No expiration date, right?
[11:39] ---
    Sure! Leave it to me!
[11:41] ---
    Ah, Fuyuki, no fair! I'll do it, too!
[11:46] ---
    Gero...
[11:49] ---
    Thanks, Kero-chan!
[11:50] ---
    This is all thanks to
    you finding that ticket!
[11:54] ---
    Well... As long as you're happy, I...
[11:58] ---
    Kero-chan!
[12:00] ---
    Gero?
[12:01] ---
    Can I ask you for a shoulder-pounding, too?
[12:04] ---
    Let's do it together, Sarge!
[12:08] ---
    With pleasure!
SIGN    Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap
[12:10] ---
    Ahh, that feels good!
[12:13] ---
    Let me do it, too!
SIGN    Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap
[12:15] ---
    Now, see, this is why I don't like
    working with amateurs.
[12:17] ---
    Put more wrist into it.
[12:18] ---
    Zip it.
[12:20] ---
    Gero...
[12:21] ---
    He didn't get a tip,
[12:23] ---
    but Sergeant Keroro was able to put his training
    in shoulder-pounding to plenty of good use.
[12:27] ---
    All's well that ends well.
[12:38] ---
    Platform 0 at Tokyo Station,
[12:40] ---
    hidden under an anti-barrier, is a
    platform for the Galactic Railway Line.
SIGN    A Warm Welcome to Dororo-kun's Honorable Mother from everyone in the Keroro Platoon
[12:49] ---
    How many years has it been since
    I last saw my dear mother?
[12:52] ---
    I can hardly wait to guide her around the sights
    of this beautiful planet called Pekopon.
[12:56] ---
    What kind of person is
    Dororo-senpai's mother?
[12:59] ---
    Uh? Dororo's mother?
[13:02] ---
    I remember meeting her a
    number of times as a child.
[13:05] ---
    Oh, thank you, thank you!
[13:06] ---
    I seem to remember her being quite short.
[13:10] ---
    She didn't leave much of
    an impression, did she?
[13:12] ---
    As expected from Dororo-senpai's mother.
[13:15] ---
    Um! I... n-never mind!
[13:19] ---
    That said, she is taking her time, indeed.
[13:22] ---
    I would have expected her
    to have arrived by now.
[13:25] ---
    This is an important announcement.
[13:26] ---
    The Express Comet M-03 scheduled
    for arrival at 00:00
[13:30] ---
    has left its orbit near Pluto,
     and is currently out of control.
[13:32] ---
    There is the possibility that
    the train has been hijacked.
[13:35] ---
    Hijacked?!
[13:37] ---
    Wh-What?!
[13:41] ---
    Dororo: The Galactic Express,
    Under Siege and into Dark Territory, Sir!
[13:59] ---
    That's the Galactic Express Comet M-03.
[14:03] ---
    The Galactic Railway is fully automatic,
    using the latest in artificial intelligence.
[14:07] ---
    Whoever's taken it over has
    one heck of a hacking skillset.
[14:13] ---
    Whoever the culprit is,
[14:14] ---
    with the combined forces of our
    Keroro Platoon, we have nothing to fear!
[14:18] ---
    Let's band together and take back that train!
[14:21] ---
    Thank you, Keroro-kun!
[14:23] ---
    Thank you... All for my dear mother...
[14:26] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu,
    stay onboard and gather intel!
[14:29] ---
    Corporal Giroro, Lance Corporal Dororo,
[14:31] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama,
    you are to follow me!
SIGN    Uncharacteristically Serious!!
[14:34] ---
    Our first priority is the safety
    of the passengers and the cargo!
[14:37] ---
    Be extremely careful how
    you use your weapons!
[14:39] ---
    Ohhhh! Keroro is showing proper leadership!
[14:43] ---
    So cool!
[14:51] ---
    All docked!
[14:55] ---
    Gero...
[15:01] ---
    Looks like a freight car.
[15:03] ---
    Ooh, here we are!
SIGN    Captain Geroro Space Snacks
[15:05] ---
    They're all safe! Thank goodness!
[15:08] ---
    Ah! Captain Geroro Space Snacks!
[15:11] ---
    Yaaaay!
[15:12] ---
    You can't get these on Pekopon!
[15:14] ---
    Exclusive to the Galactic TV Network!
SIGN    Pekopon Inner-Tokyo, c/o Hinata Family Keroro-sama Product Name: Perishables
[15:18] ---
    Had them sent through on this train!
[15:20] ---
    That's all you cared about, jerkface?!
[15:22] ---
    Keroro-kun...
[15:29] ---
    Looks like the train's defensive
    systems are going berserk.
[15:33] ---
    Move it, move it! We're out of here, Keroro!
[15:37] ---
    Noooo! My Captain Geroro Space Snacks!
[15:42] ---
    We're getting a signal from the front car.
[15:44] ---
    Lessee what it decodes to.
SIGN    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[15:47] ---
    "Ha ha ha ha ha..."
[15:49] ---
    What's this? A laugh?
[15:53] ---
    Probably 556's laugh or something.
[15:55] ---
    He probably learned of the incident
    and came running to help, sir.
[15:58] ---
    Well, guess we can leave the rest to him.
[16:02] ---
    No, actually, this laugh
    might be you-know-who...
[16:06] ---
    You-know-who?
[16:07] ---
    There's some info here that
    a Viper was seen on the train.
[16:11] ---
    Viper?!
[16:12] ---
    What a true disaster!
[16:13] ---
    Mother!
[16:15] ---
    Dororo!
[16:21] ---
    Zeroro?
[16:22] ---
    Mother!
[16:25] ---
    I'm so relieved! You're not hurt in any way?
[16:27] ---
    So that's Dororo-senpai's mother!
[16:30] ---
    Oh! You're Zeroro's friends?
[16:32] ---
    Truly, thank you, thank you,
    for getting along with my son.
[16:36] ---
    Nice to see you again.
[16:41] ---
    Viper!!
[16:42] ---
    So you were the one who
    took over this train?
[16:47] ---
    I am on my way to visit my son.
[16:49] ---
    I have no part in this incident, my dear!
SIGN    Viper (mother)
[16:51] ---
    Viper parenthesis "mother."
[16:53] ---
    Wh-What?! Then who's the one
    in control here?!
[16:58] ---
    Take care of my mother!
[16:59] ---
    I am going to stop the front car!
[17:02] ---
    Wait a sec!
[17:04] ---
    Better watch out. The enemy's
    not screwing around.
[17:07] ---
    Gero...
[17:08] ---
    Would you like some lunch?
[17:10] ---
    Would you like some tea?
[17:11] ---
    In-car refreshments... sir?
[17:14] ---
    Would you like a cutlet sandwich?
[17:16] ---
    They seem angry about something.
[17:18] ---
    Then we will break through by force, sir!
[17:20] ---
    Charge!
[17:26] ---
    Ticket, please.
[17:28] ---
    I... have no ticket!
[17:30] ---
    Illegal passenger detected!
[17:38] ---
    The back of the blade.
[17:43] ---
    You... you're a blasted Keronian!
[17:45] ---
    Never thought I'd be seeing one of you here!
[17:48] ---
    Viper!
[17:49] ---
    So a Viper was behind
    this incident, after all!
[17:52] ---
    It looks like we made them even madder!
[17:56] ---
    Would you like some juice?
[18:00] ---
    We need to put a stop to this!
[18:02] ---
    If this was a movie, right about now,
[18:04] ---
    someone who happened to be on the train,
    like a police detective,
[18:06] ---
    or a felon on the run,
    would join in the fight with us!
[18:11] ---
    Did someone say police, poyo?
[18:13] ---
    Huh?
[18:16] ---
    Poyon-chan from the space police!
[18:19] ---
    I just so happen to have an extremely
    talented felon under my escort right now!
[18:23] ---
    Marvelous!
[18:25] ---
    Then I seek his immediate assistance, ma'am!
[18:30] ---
    S-So he's...
[18:32] ---
    ...the extremely talented felon, ma'am?
[18:35] ---
    Call me Snake.
[18:37] ---
    Ahh... S-So, Master Snake,
    what brings you in there...
[18:41] ---
    He was selling instant dumpling
    sweet potatoes online,
SIGN    Sweet potatoes Made on Planet Dysee
[18:43] ---
    and fraudulently misrepresenting
    their origin, poyo!
SIGN    Made on Planet Kintoki
[18:48] ---
    In what way does that make
    him a talented felon?!
[18:52] ---
    Would you like a sandwich?
[18:53] ---
    They're here!
[18:55] ---
    Would you like some peanuts?
[18:58] ---
    There's no choice! To the buffet car, sir!
[18:59] ---
    Buffet car?
[19:01] ---
    Movies usually have a super-talented cook
    who's also a former mercenary!
[19:07] ---
    Hello, master cook!
[19:09] ---
    May I ask, what was your profession
    before you became a cook?
[19:12] ---
    I taught karate in Japan.
[19:14] ---
    Though only by mail.
[19:17] ---
    They're here!
[19:18] ---
    Okay, the rest is up to you!
[19:20] ---
    Would you like some oolong tea?
[19:22] ---
    I thought as much...
[19:23] ---
    What are the space police up to?!
[19:25] ---
    All the trains are off the tracks
    and going crazy!
[19:28] ---
    We've got our hands full, poyo!
[19:30] ---
    All the trains?!
[19:32] ---
    They're all headed in the
    same direction, poyo!
[19:35] ---
    Where are they headed, ma'am?
[19:37] ---
    Would you like some?
[19:38] ---
    Would you like some?
[19:47] ---
    She's strong!
[19:48] ---
    Thank you all for what you're doing
    for my son, thank you, thank you...
[19:53] ---
    Take this!
[20:02] ---
    Not bad. But I ain't gonna lose!
[20:05] ---
    I, too, cannot afford to lose,
    for the sake of my dear mother!
[20:09] ---
    Hmm?! What?!
[20:11] ---
    I ask that you obediently return
    the train to its former course,
[20:13] ---
    and release the passengers!
[20:15] ---
    What are you talking about?!
[20:16] ---
    I just came to save my mom!
[20:18] ---
    Aren't you the trainjacker?!
SIGN    Viper (son)
[20:22] ---
    Viper parenthesis "son."
[20:24] ---
    O-Oh, my.
[20:25] ---
    Then, Viper-dono,
    you are the same as myself...
[20:29] ---
    In that case, let's call it off for now!
[20:31] ---
    Illegal passenger detected!
    Illegal passenger detected!
[20:34] ---
    We fight together!
[20:43] ---
    Stop this train right now!
[20:45] ---
    Or I'll blow up the whole thing!
[20:47] ---
    Ha ha... ha ha... ha ha...
[20:54] ---
    "Ha ha"?
[20:55] ---
    Don't know when you're beat, huh...
[20:57] ---
    Wait, my friend!
[20:59] ---
    What?!
[21:01] ---
    Finally broke in!
[21:03] ---
    The trains are heading for Ihatov,
[21:06] ---
    the first planet to build
    the Galactic Railway.
[21:08] ---
    It's home to the mother computer that
    governs the operation of all the trains.
[21:13] ---
    The mother computer... Mother?!
[21:16] ---
    Haha (mother).
[21:19] ---
    Perhaps it has been trying to visit
    its mother computer?
[21:23] ---
    Mother. Want... to meet...
[21:27] ---
    Mother. Mother.
[21:29] ---
    Viper!
[21:30] ---
    He is not our enemy!
[21:32] ---
    What?!
[21:34] ---
    Oh, my dear, you've come to see me, my son!
[21:38] ---
    Mom!
[21:40] ---
    Hug.
[21:42] ---
    S-Son?
[21:43] ---
    Mom?
[21:44] ---
    That's right! Today is Space Mothers' Day,
     the first in 3,025 years, poyo!
[21:49] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    Space Mothers' Day
[21:51] ---
    Space Mothers' Day?!
[21:53] ---
    Zeroro!
[21:53] ---
    My dear mother!
[21:54] ---
    Everything is all right now.
[21:56] ---
    Take a look outside.
[21:58] ---
    You can see Ihatov.
[22:09] ---
    And so, for that day, the Galactic Railway
    suspended service on all lines.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Yuuki o dasanakucha
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    You've gotta show courage,
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    Or your wishes won't come true.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    Negai wa kanawanai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Even if you gaze from far away,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Tooku kara nagamete'tatte
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    It'll be like a flower on a high peak.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Sorya takane no hana sa
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Stretch out your hand yourself,
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Jibun de te o nobashite
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    And grab hold of your dreams.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Yume o tsukamitore yo
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Instead of worrying about
    the looks of others,
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Hito no me nanka ki ni suru yori
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Do what you want to do.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Yaritai koto o yaru n da
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Now dash out there,
    and climb that mountain to the very top.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Saa dasshu shite yama
    o nobore teppen made
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Don't dillydally.
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Mota mota mota suru na yo
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Do the best you can,
    and then laugh "hahaha."
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Accept the pleasant wind into your heart.
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Kimochi ii kaze kokoro ni ukete
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Do the best you can,
    and then laugh "hahaha."
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    What's important is to put
    all your sweat into it.
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    Taisetsu na koto wa zenryoku no ase sa
[23:30] [SONG] ---
    Beads of sweat are the petals of victory!
[23:30] [SONG] ---
    Ase wa shouri no hanabira
[23:52] ---
    Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:53] ---
    After gazing at the box art, lift off the lid,
    and enjoy the view of the runners.
SIGN    Mentsuyu
[23:57] ---
    This is a moment of bliss...
[23:59] ---
    But never mind that... I feel my strength
    draining... my eyes, misting over...?
[24:03] ---
    My consciousness, slowly fading...?!
[24:06] ---
    "Keroro: A Slightly Mysterious Wonder Drug, Sir!"
SIGN    Full of energy!
SIGN    Neighboring Seas
[24:10] ---
    "Keroro: All Roads Lead To Starfruit, Sir!"
[24:14] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[24:17] ---
    Ge-Gero...