E54 - Fuyuki: I'm a Master Detective, Sir? / Dororo: Warrior Returned, Sir!

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[00:01] ---
    556-san!
[00:03] ---
    The crime took place in a
    completely locked room, sir.
[00:05] ---
    Please, find the person
    who did this to my brother!
[00:09] ---
    I already have a good idea
    of who the culprit is, sir.
[00:13] ---
    I declare...
    the culprit is you, Lady Natsumi!
[00:16] ---
    H-How did you know that?!
[00:19] ---
    Elementary deduction.
[00:21] ---
    I will have Keroro-kun see the new me,
    whom people call a demon!
[00:26] ---
    He's come back!
[00:28] ---
    Here I come, Keroro-kun!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Here we go!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    "Sore ike~!!!"
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Even in your field of expertise,
    once in a while,
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    You're bound to mess up.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    You've just gotta say,
    "Wow, today's my lucky day,"
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    And make like you did it on purpose.
    That's the key.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    It's more fun when you're brainless.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    They keep saying
    Japanese people are depressing.
[01:28] [SONG] ---
    Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
[01:28] [SONG] ---
    Isn't it time we did something about that?
[01:31] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:31] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:34] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:34] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:37] [SONG] ---
    Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
    jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
[01:37] [SONG] ---
    And all of that is a relativistic
    anthropological argument, you see.
[01:44] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:44] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:55] [SONG] ---
    "Gokurousan!!!"
[01:55] [SONG] ---
    Good job!
[02:01] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki has a surprising talent.
[02:06] ---
    That's it! I've got it!
[02:08] ---
    What?! For real?!
[02:09] ---
    The missing concert tickets...
[02:14] ---
    ...are in between the pages
    for last Friday of the class journal!
SIGN    DANCE☆MAN Myowwn Concert 2005
[02:21] ---
    That's amazing, Fuyuki.
    How'd you figure out they were in here?
[02:25] ---
    Elementary deduction.
[02:27] ---
    The broken yellow chalk...
[02:29] ---
    The lone sandal on the roof...
[02:31] ---
    The woman with the red umbrella
    sighted on the day it rained...
[02:35] ---
    And also, see how there's a
    scratch on the right side of that desk?
[02:40] ---
    That basically means...
[02:45] ---
    Fuyuki: I'm a Master Detective, Sir?
[02:50] ---
    Fuyuki, you can be pretty sharp sometimes.
[02:54] ---
    You've found stuff for
    my class, too, after all.
[02:58] ---
    It's no big deal.
[03:00] ---
    It's stuff you can easily figure out
    if you just think about it a little.
[03:02] ---
    Well, well.
[03:04] ---
    Quite the master detective,
     Master Fuyuki, sir.
[03:09] ---
    However, I imagine you are
    no match for my gray brain cells.
[03:14] ---
    Huh?
[03:15] ---
    You never know until you try.
[03:17] ---
    I will put my brilliant deductive
    powers on display, sir.
[03:20] ---
    Huh?
[03:21] ---
    The injury on your right
    forefinger, Lady Natsumi!
[03:25] ---
    It happened during home
    economics class yesterday,
SIGN    I declare!
[03:27] ---
    when you cut yourself
    making apple pie, sir!
SIGN    Bingo
[03:30] ---
    Bingo!
[03:31] ---
    H-How'd you know that?!
[03:33] ---
    The reason you made such a mistake,
[03:35] ---
    even though you're good in the kitchen,
[03:37] ---
    I declare...
SIGN    I declare!
[03:38] ---
    is because you were imagining
    Saburo-senpai eating your apple pie,
[03:41] ---
    and you weren't paying attention.
[03:44] ---
    H-How'd you know that?!
[03:46] ---
    Saburo-senpai is a boy at school
[03:49] ---
    that Natsumi has a secret crush on.
[03:53] ---
    Oh... I... I...
[03:56] ---
    "Yes, but all I ever do
    is imagine these things."
[04:00] ---
    Huh?
[04:01] ---
    "I wonder what Saburo-senpai
    thinks of me.
[04:05] ---
    If only I had the courage
    to tell him how I feel...
[04:08] ---
    I'm such a coward!"
[04:10] ---
    Hey, what're you doing reading my diary?!
SIGN    Detective
[04:15] ---
    So, then, as our next plan of invasion,
SIGN    Keroro
    Detective
    Agency
[04:19] ---
    I came up with the idea of opening
    the Keroro Detective Agency, sir.
[04:23] ---
    A master detective
    requires a talented assistant.
[04:25] ---
    So...
SIGN    Space Detective
[04:26] ---
    Space Detective 556 (Kogoro)!
[04:29] ---
    You mean 556-san?
SIGN    Motana Place
[04:31] ---
    Yes.
[04:32] ---
    After all, he is a working
    space detective, sir.
SIGN    Ha
    Ha
    Ha
    Ha
    Ha
[04:37] ---
    Space Detective 556 is a
    childhood friend of Sergeant Keroro's.
[04:40] ---
    He's an alien who loves
    three-shelf storage units.
[04:44] ---
    556, you there?
SIGN    Silence
[04:46] ---
    Silence...
[04:47] ---
    That is strange, sir.
[04:49] ---
    Or, like, contact severed?
[04:52] ---
    556?
[04:55] ---
    G-Gero?! This is...!
[04:57] ---
    Trouble, sir!
    Lady Mois, break down the door!
[05:01] ---
    Yes, Uncle!
[05:04] ---
    Mois will give it her all!
SIGN    Armageddon
[05:06] ---
    Armageddon!
[05:08] ---
    One ten-trillionth!
SIGN    Poke
[05:21] ---
    556-san!
[05:23] ---
    Or, like, vitals unknown?
[05:26] ---
    It looks like he's just unconscious.
[05:28] ---
    You must not touch him!
[05:30] ---
    The crime scene holds clues!
SIGN    Enter the Master Detective
[05:33] ---
    Enter the master detective!
[05:36] ---
    The door was locked.
[05:38] ---
    As were the windows.
[05:40] ---
    In other words,
[05:41] ---
    the crime took place in a
    completely locked room, sir.
SIGN    Locked Room
[05:46] ---
    The assault weapon
    was this block of tofu.
SIGN    Tofu
[05:47] ---
    A case of being a fool enough
    to hit his head
[05:49] ---
    on the corner of a block of tofu,
    as they say, sir.
[05:54] ---
    B-Brother!
[05:56] ---
    Brother!
[06:03] ---
    Please, Keroro-san, find the
    person who did this to my brother!
[06:08] ---
    Just leave it to me.
[06:11] ---
    I already have a good idea
    of who the culprit is, sir.
[06:16] ---
    What do you want, stupid frog?
    Dragging us out here like this...
[06:19] ---
    I am sorry. My brother collapsed
    in a locked room.
[06:23] ---
    Locked room?
[06:24] ---
    Someone struck him in the head
    with a block of tofu, and he collapsed.
[06:28] ---
    Tofu?
[06:29] ---
    The mystery has already been
    completely solved, sir.
[06:33] ---
    The culprit, I declare...
SIGN    I declare
[06:35] ---
    ...is right here among us!
[06:40] ---
    The culprit...
SIGN    I declare
[06:42] ---
    ...is Master Fuyuki!
[06:44] ---
    What?!
[06:45] ---
    Just a minute!
    Why would I do that to 556-san?
[06:48] ---
    Your motive is clear.
[06:50] ---
    My Keroro Detective Agency
    will become your rival,
[06:53] ---
    so you did it to get in our way, sir.
[06:55] ---
    Wh-Why, you!
[06:57] ---
    Take this!
[06:58] ---
    There's no way I'd do that.
[07:00] ---
    Besides, I've been in my room
[07:02] ---
    ever since I got home from school today.
[07:04] ---
    That's right. Fuyuki was definitely home.
[07:07] ---
    I see. So you have an alibi.
[07:10] ---
    But what if the crime scene
    were not this room,
[07:13] ---
    but the Hinata residence?
[07:15] ---
    What?
[07:16] ---
    It was quite the brilliant trick.
[07:19] ---
    Look here, sir!
[07:24] ---
    That is paint that is used on plastic models.
[07:27] ---
    Those are spills from when
    I was building Gundam models
[07:30] ---
    in Master Fuyuki's room, sir.
[07:32] ---
    In other words, this tatami mat
    came from Master Fuyuki's room!
SIGN    Culprit
[07:35] ---
    After committing the crime,
    you moved 556, along with the tatami mat.
SIGN    Tatami Mat
[07:38] ---
    A trick to create the illusion
SIGN    Victim
[07:39] ---
    that the crime was committed
    in this apartment, sir!
[07:42] ---
    That seems unlikely.
[07:44] ---
    But, you know, wasn't the model
    you were building that time in my room
[07:47] ---
    one that had a red mobile suit?
SIGN    Red
[07:51] ---
    Red!
[07:52] ---
    Which means you wouldn't
    have used white paint, right?
[07:55] ---
    Besides, when you get down to it,
    my room has carpeting, not tatami mats.
[08:00] ---
    Come to think of it, Mr. Sergeant,
[08:02] ---
    were you not building a white one
    in your own room yesterday?
SIGN    White
[08:06] ---
    White!
[08:07] ---
    Then is this tatami mat
    from your room, Sarge?
[08:09] ---
    Which means you're the culprit, Uncle?!
[08:13] ---
    Or, like, phony P.I.?
SIGN    Culprit
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
SIGN    Tatami Mat
SIGN    Victim
[08:16] ---
    Gero! Time out! That line
    of reasoning doesn't count!
SIGN    Doesn't
     count!
[08:23] ---
    All right! I have it!
SIGN    I declare
[08:26] ---
    I declare...
     the culprit is you, Lady Natsumi!
[08:29] ---
    Now it's me?
[08:30] ---
    Look at this DIY shelving.
[08:34] ---
    Five-hundred fifty six?
[08:36] ---
    That's just his name written there.
[08:38] ---
    No! This was his dying message!
SIGN    Tofu
SIGN    Victim
SIGN    Culprit
[08:41] ---
    After being attacked by Lady Natsumi,
[08:43] ---
    556 left this message for us, sir.
[08:47] ---
    Hold on a second!
    What part of this points to me?!
[08:50] ---
    First, you divide
    the number 556 by 2, sir.
[08:55] ---
    Then, multiply it by 3, the number
    of shelves on this cupboard,
[08:58] ---
    and furthermore, subtract 134,
    the height of this cupboard.
[09:02] ---
    The answer is 723.
[09:05] ---
    In other words, the culprit is you,
    Lady Na-tsu-mi (7-2-3)!
SIGN    Natsumi
[09:08] ---
    What kind of nonsense is that?!
[09:10] ---
    Sarge, don't you have your calculation wrong?
[09:14] ---
    The correct answer is 700.
[09:16] ---
    Wait. Come to think of it, that number...
[09:19] ---
    ...can be read as "Keroro," can't it?
SIGN    Keroro
[09:20] ---
    Ooh!
[09:22] ---
    Which means...
[09:24] ---
    The culprit really is you, Uncle?
[09:26] ---
    Gero! Time out! That line of
    reasoning doesn't count, either!
SIGN    Soy Milk Bittern Mayo Starch Salt & Pepper
[09:30] ---
    Look here, sir.
[09:33] ---
    A memo listing what's for dinner.
[09:35] ---
    Furthermore, over here!
[09:37] ---
    There's dust just accumulated in the corner.
[09:40] ---
    And this photo of the crime scene!
[09:42] ---
    His pinky's pinched in the door.
[09:44] ---
    What about it?
SIGN    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[09:46] ---
    "I pinched my pinky in the closing door."
SIGN    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[09:50] ---
    "Sweep the square areas circularly."
SIGN    Dinner is much cheaper if you buy it at the store.
[09:52] ---
    "Dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store."
[09:55] ---
    These are all...
[09:57] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[10:01] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[10:02] ---
    ...lines from the famous tune
    "Kerotto March," sir!
[10:05] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[10:08] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[10:12] ---
    Yes! In other words, this is
    one of those typical cases
[10:15] ---
    where the crime follows the lyrics
    of a children's song.
[10:18] ---
    Therefore, the culprit is...
[10:19] ---
    The culprit is...?
[10:21] ---
    ...the person who composed
    "Kerotto March," sir!
[10:23] ---
    What an unexpected culprit!
SIGN    Unexpected culprit!
[10:27] ---
    Who is that?
[10:29] ---
    Besides, didn't you say
    the culprit was one of us?
[10:34] ---
    The room was locked, right?
[10:36] ---
    How do you explain that?
[10:38] ---
    There was a spare key hidden on
    top of the electric meter, sir.
[10:43] ---
    How did you know that?!
[10:44] ---
    Well, 556 told me about it the other day...
[10:48] ---
    So you're the most suspicious,
    since you knew where the key was.
[10:54] ---
    So the culprit really is you,
    Mr. Sergeant...
[10:56] ---
    You even tried to frame the
    composer of "Kerotto March"?
[11:00] ---
    C-Come on! You're wrong, sirs!
[11:03] ---
    I didn't do it, sirs!
[11:05] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[11:06] ---
    Leave it to me, Sarge.
[11:12] ---
    This isn't paint for
    plastic models. It's soy milk.
[11:16] ---
    Soy milk?
[11:17] ---
    And there's more of it here, too.
[11:19] ---
    Soy milk inside the cupboard, too?
[11:24] ---
    I see. I figured it out.
[11:26] ---
    Fuyuki.
[11:27] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[11:28] ---
    This wasn't a crime.
[11:31] ---
    It was just an accident!
[11:33] ---
    An accident?
[11:36] ---
    Yeah. 556-san made homemade tofu
    using the DIY shelving.
[11:45] ---
    He made way too much,
    and he couldn't eat it all.
[11:50] ---
    556-san collapsed
    from eating too much tofu.
[11:58] ---
    When you get down to it,
    it's inconceivable
[11:59] ---
    that he'd pass out from hitting his head
    on the corner of a block of tofu.
[12:02] ---
    We should have questioned
    that assumption to begin with.
[12:06] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[12:13] ---
    That's exactly right!
[12:15] ---
    Homemade tofu!
[12:16] ---
    The new way to use three-shelf bookcases!
[12:19] ---
    Brother!
[12:22] ---
    Lavie, not to worry!
[12:24] ---
    I went to the space hospital...
SIGN    Stomach
    Medicine
[12:26] ---
    ...and got stomach medicine!
[12:28] ---
    Shall we go home?
[12:29] ---
    Yeah.
[12:30] ---
    I am so sorry. I am so sorry.
[12:32] ---
    I am sorry my big brother troubled you!
[12:34] ---
    What's wrong, everyone?!
[12:35] ---
    It's not just tofu!
[12:36] ---
    If you use a three-shelf bookcase,
[12:38] ---
    you could even make
    giant blocks of pudding!
[12:41] ---
    No, because to make pudding,
    you have to chill it in the fridge.
[13:00] ---
    Here is a Keronian!
[13:22] ---
    His name is Dororo!
SIGN    Dororo!
[13:24] ---
    Formerly an Assassin, a special
    elite force of the Keron Army.
[13:27] ---
    He is the very vision of a demon!
[13:33] ---
    Dororo: Warrior Returned, Sir!
[13:39] ---
    We're home!
[13:40] ---
    Hello, Grandma.
[13:41] ---
    Welcome, everyone.
    So good of you to come.
[13:44] ---
    Lady Admiral, it has been
    a long time, ma'am!
[13:47] ---
    Hello!
[13:48] ---
    Oh, my! You came too, Kero-chan?
[13:52] ---
    Last summer, we left
    without much of a goodbye,
[13:55] ---
    and I must apologize
    profusely for that, ma'am.
[13:58] ---
    I'll have you know,
    we're not here to have fun today!
[14:01] ---
    I know that, ma'am.
[14:03] ---
    We're here to help the
    Lady Admiral plant her rice paddies.
[14:06] ---
    We intend to tackle the task
    with all our might, sir!
[14:09] ---
    I appreciate it.
SIGN    Ke
[14:13] ---
    This is harder work than
    I expected, sir.
[14:16] ---
    My back hurts. This is completely
    unrelated to invading Pekopon.
[14:21] ---
    No, no.
[14:22] ---
    By learning the realities
    of how one produces rice,
[14:25] ---
    the staple food of the Pekoponians,
[14:27] ---
    we are taking the first steps
    towards invasion, sir.
[14:30] ---
    Come on. This isn't practical
    training at an elementary school.
[14:33] ---
    The universe may be vast,
[14:35] ---
    but I imagine we will be
    the only invading aliens
[14:37] ---
    to have experienced planting rice, sir.
[14:47] ---
    Keroro-kun is planting rice!
[14:50] ---
    Keroro-kun, who was only
    interested in Gundam models
[14:52] ---
    and invading Pekopon!
[14:54] ---
    I guess they've all turned over a new leaf.
[14:56] ---
    K-Koyuki-dono!
[14:57] ---
    Why don't you go join them?
[14:59] ---
    You want to go back to your friends, right?
[15:02] ---
    Are you not the one who wishes to return?
[15:04] ---
    I...
[15:06] ---
    ...have a lot more training to do.
[15:08] ---
    The same goes for myself.
[15:10] ---
    Even Keroro-kun has been able
    to turn over a completely new leaf.
[15:14] ---
    It should be snack time soon.
[15:14] ---
    I, too, must train more
    and surpass my current self.
[15:17] ---
    I want to have a cola.
[15:19] ---
    Dororo...
[15:19] ---
    Ah, is it that late already, sir?
[15:22] ---
    Come to think of it, he was with us
    when we last came here, sir.
[15:26] ---
    I wonder where he is and what
    he's doing right now, sir.
[15:34] ---
    Keroro-kun...
[15:36] ---
    You all made the work go so quickly.
[15:38] ---
    Thank you.
[15:40] ---
    It's a rare holiday for us,
    so let's sit back and relax tomorrow.
[15:44] ---
    I will go settle things with
    the legendary rhinoceros beetle.
[15:48] ---
    That reminds me,
[15:48] ---
    there's a rumor lately that a
    demon appears in these parts.
[15:52] ---
    A demon?
[15:53] ---
    There are a lot of people who say
    they've seen it in the mountains.
[15:56] ---
    Really, Grandma?!
[15:58] ---
    That's amazing!
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    There are legends of demons all over Japan,
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    but I never imagined my
    own country home had one, too!
[16:04] ---
    Come on, Sarge, let's go check it out!
[16:06] ---
    Fuyuki, what'll you do if it's
    an escaped convict or something?!
[16:11] ---
    You watch too much television.
[16:13] ---
    It's bound to be a real demon!
[16:15] ---
    Right, Sarge?
[16:16] ---
    I don't know if it's a demon or what,
[16:19] ---
    but what's up with it being feared
    by Pekoponians more than us?
[16:23] ---
    Just who does this thing think it is?
[16:26] ---
    So we must go and
    tell it who's boss!
[16:30] ---
    A demon?
[16:32] ---
    Could it be that... they mean me?!
[16:36] ---
    This is kind of creepy.
    Let's go back, after all.
[16:40] ---
    No way.
[16:41] ---
    Getting to see a legendary demon
    with my own eyes is a huge opportunity.
[16:46] ---
    It could be some other alien
    plotting to invade Pekopon, sir.
[16:51] ---
    Pull yourself together,
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[16:56] ---
    This is still scary!
[16:58] ---
    These are the times when
    I wish he were with us...
[17:02] ---
    This is bad!
    Fuyuki and the others are gone!
[17:04] ---
    They must've gone into the mountains
    to search for the demon!
[17:07] ---
    There's nothing to worry about.
[17:09] ---
    What?
[17:10] ---
    This demon may be a demon,
    but it's that demon, so...
[17:17] ---
    I'm so glad for you, Dororo!
[17:19] ---
    Your friends are coming to see you!
[17:23] ---
    What's wrong, Dororo?
[17:24] ---
    Aren't you happy?
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    I was remembering my childhood.
[17:29] ---
    Huh?
[17:30] ---
    Yes.
[17:31] ---
    Back when I played hide-and-seek
    with Keroro-kun and the others.
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    Are you ready?!
[17:38] ---
    Not ready yet!
[17:40] ---
    Are you ready?!
[17:43] ---
    We're ready now!
[17:45] ---
    All right, here I come!
[17:47] ---
    Yay! Yay!
[17:52] ---
    Hee hee! This is the perfect spot!
SIGN    Ba-dum Ba-dum
[17:55] ---
    I'll bet Keroro-kun and the others
    will be surprised!
[17:58] ---
    But because my hiding place was so perfect...
SIGN    Crushed
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    And there's no one left!
[18:09] ---
    ...everyone had forgotten
    about me and gone home!
[18:14] ---
    It'll be okay, Dororo!
[18:16] ---
    I mean, you're now so awesome
    and have such presence now,
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    the villagers have
    mistaken you for a demon!
[18:23] ---
    You've turned over a new leaf!
[18:25] ---
    You're not the old Dororo anymore.
[18:27] ---
    Th-That is right!
[18:28] ---
    I am no longer the old
    Dororo-kun with no presence!
SIGN    Grip
[18:32] ---
    Nin!
[18:35] ---
    I will have Keroro-kun see the new me,
     whom people call a demon!
[18:42] ---
    Good luck, Dororo!
[18:54] ---
    Master Fuyuki, what was that howl?
[18:58] ---
    Let's go see!
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    What is this cry?
[19:04] ---
    Could a demon really have shown up?!
[19:06] ---
    Fuyuki!
[19:12] ---
    E-Explosions?!
[19:14] ---
    It's coming closer!
[19:17] ---
    Could this be...
[19:18] ---
    ...him?! Isn't it him?!
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    No doubt about it! It's him!
[19:35] ---
    He's come back!
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    Here I come, Keroro-kun!
[19:40] ---
    I will show you the new me!
[19:45] ---
    H-Huh?!
[19:46] ---
    That's...!
[19:47] ---
    It can't be!
[19:48] ---
    I knew it!
[19:49] ---
    Him!
SIGN    Him!
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    And here is another Keronian.
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    He, too, is the very vision of a demon.
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    Giroro!
SIGN    Giroro!
[20:07] ---
    His name is Giroro.
[20:08] ---
    Mobile infantry assigned
    to the Keroro Platoon.
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    Keroro, huh?
[20:13] ---
    What are you doing way out here?
[20:15] ---
    That's what I want to know, sir!
[20:18] ---
    You went AWOL on us!
    What have you been doing all this time?!
[20:22] ---
    I secluded myself
    in the mountains to train,
SIGN    Cough
[20:24] ---
    in order to harden myself once more.
[20:26] ---
    I bet you haven't changed at all,
[20:27] ---
    and you haven't done
    anything invasion-like, have you?
[20:30] ---
    Well, we did a bit of rice planting...
[20:33] ---
    Listen well.
[20:35] ---
    I've given up on counting on you guys.
[20:38] ---
    What?
[20:39] ---
    S-So tiny!
[20:41] ---
    I'm going to carry out the
    invasion of Pekopon on my own.
[20:45] ---
    Mark my words!
[20:46] ---
    The city you dumbos live in is sure to
    become a battlefield in the near future!
[20:50] ---
    If you have even a
    little pride left as a soldier,
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    stand on that battlefield
    and fight beside me!
[20:56] ---
    Giroro-kun, what in the world
    are you plotting?!
[20:59] ---
    Hey, Dororo, it's you! Long time no see!
[21:02] ---
    Oh, you were here, too, Dororo?
[21:05] ---
    What have you been doing here?
[21:07] ---
    What? Uh, I've been training, too...
[21:09] ---
    Oh, were you?
SIGN    Weak reaction...
[21:12] ---
    Fuyuki, are you okay?!
SIGN    Natsumi...!
[21:15] ---
    Natsumi!
[21:16] ---
    Sis!
[21:17] ---
    Sheesh! Don't make me worry!
[21:20] ---
    Never mind that, Sis. It's Giroro!
[21:22] ---
    What?
[21:23] ---
    Giroro!
[21:24] ---
    Where have you been?
[21:25] ---
    Do not address me so familiarly!
[21:27] ---
    What?
[21:28] ---
    Don't think I'm the same as before.
[21:30] ---
    I've turned over a new leaf!
[21:33] ---
    W-Wait...
[21:34] ---
    What are you saying, Giroro?!
[21:37] ---
    Natsumi,
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    if we meet again,
    it will be on the battlefield.
[21:45] ---
    Giroro...
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    What happened to you?
[21:49] ---
    Hey, hey, wasn't the "warrior returned"
    in the title supposed to refer to me?
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    Thus, he left once more.
[21:58] ---
    Will Earth be invaded by Giroro,
    who has now turned over a new leaf?
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Please give me love.
     Give me lots, lots more.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Come on, it's not like
    you'll have less of it.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I want to live my life for you,
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    As long as you'll let me live
    in the lap of luxury.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Zeitaku sasete kureru nara
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    But even then, I'll take a break
    once in a while.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    How's that? How's that? How's that?
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    How about something like this?
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Konnan de dossu ka?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    When you're in that
    critically desperate situation,
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Shake your hips and fake it!
     Dancing, dancing!
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    I want love and courage,
    and to be popular! (I want it...)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    I'll do it with spirit and guts!
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    If things don't go well,
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Umaku ikanai nara
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    That's because you are a stupid kid...
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[23:37] ---
    Fuyuki here.
[23:38] ---
    When you see first-graders
    with shiny school backpacks,
[23:41] ---
    it makes you think about how
    you were like that once, too, right?
[23:44] ---
    Maybe it would be good to recall
    those times when everything was a first,
[23:47] ---
    and try to start doing something new.
[23:50] ---
    Never mind that. Next time,
    he will finally make a full comeback!
[23:53] ---
    "Giroro: The Soldier Back in Action, Sir!"
[23:56] ---
    "Fuyuki: Swim, Carp Streamers, Sir!"
[23:59] ---
    These two stories.
    How's that?
[24:02] ---
    Ge-Gero!