E30 - Tamama: The Boy Who CameFrom Planet Keron, Sir! / Momoka Wants a Nice Body, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    Autumn, when the sky is high and clear
    and the horses grow fat and sturdy.
[01:39] ---
    Chesto!
[01:41] ---
    One man has been training hard,
    night and day, to better his craft.
[01:49] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[02:00] ---
    Tama-chan, that was incredible.
[02:01] ---
    Impressive, I must say.
    You really nailed it this time.
[02:04] ---
    Nah, it was something special really...
[02:07] ---
    Although I do have mixed feelings
    about watching an invader improve.
[02:12] ---
    When the time comes,
    I will not be holding back, Paul.
SIGN    Emergency Situation Danger Alert
[02:16] ---
    Emergency... emergency...
[02:19] ---
    A UFO has entered the atmosphere,
    and it's approaching rapidly.
[02:23] ---
    It's predicted to land at...
[02:30] ---
    Tamama: The Boy Who Came
    From Planet Keron, Sir!
[02:38] ---
    What could it be?
[02:40] ---
    Momoka-sama, please stay back.
[02:42] ---
    Could it be...
[02:53] ---
    ...Taruru?!
[02:56] ---
    Master Tamama! How have you been?
[03:00] ---
    W-What's up with you? What a surprise.
[03:02] ---
    I was chosen to represent
    our nursery class to come and see
[03:06] ---
    the great things Master Tamama,
    our respected elder, is doing.
[03:13] ---
    So I used this space-wide
    holiday week to visit you!
[03:17] ---
    Um, Tama-chan...
[03:18] ---
    How about introducing us to your friend?
[03:22] ---
    I already know who you are.
[03:24] ---
    You must be the
     bipolar beast-human, Momoka.
SIGN    Bipolar Beast-human
[03:26] ---
    And you're the cold-blooded
    mechanical man, Paul.
SIGN    Cold-Blooded Mechanical Man
[03:29] ---
    You two are the vicious Pekoponian pair
    that Master captured as pets
[03:33] ---
    after an epic battle!
[03:35] ---
    Actually... it was... you see...
[03:38] ---
    H-How do I put it, uh...
[03:41] ---
    What I meant was...
    they are as friendly as pets, you see...
[03:46] ---
    What a funny way to put it, eh?
[03:50] ---
    I must admit, I'm terribly disappointed.
[03:55] ---
    Anyway, Master!
[03:56] ---
    You said your secret base is located
    beneath the Hinata household, right?
[04:03] ---
    W-Wait for me, Taruru!
    Do not go there without me!
SIGN    All about Formalin Power
[04:13] ---
    Sis, did you hear something just now?
[04:15] ---
    It's just the TV.
[04:17] ---
    So this is it.
[04:18] ---
    Hey, Taruru. Don't forget
    we're in enemy territory.
[04:21] ---
    You can't wander off...
[04:22] ---
    Let's charge!
[04:24] ---
    Hey, wait!
[04:28] ---
    W-What the heck's that?
[04:30] ---
    There you are!
[04:31] ---
    T-T-T-T-Taruru!
[04:33] ---
    Master. It's them, right?
[04:36] ---
    The violent organic entity, Natsumi.
SIGN    Violent Organic Entity
[04:38] ---
    Violent?
[04:39] ---
    Can't swim, can't run, and totally pathetic.
[04:42] ---
    He's got three strikes against him.
[04:43] ---
    This must be the totally unathletic Fuyuki!
SIGN    Three Strikes
[04:46] ---
    It's true that I don't know how to swim...
[04:49] ---
    He just means that you can
    stand against bad guys!
[04:52] ---
    And the value of a person is not
    determined by athletic ability!
[04:57] ---
    But, these guys...
[04:59] ---
    I heard Master Tamama saved them
    from being thrown into the dungeon,
[05:03] ---
    but they don't seem too grateful.
[05:06] ---
    Hey, you. Aren't you forgetting
    to salute Master Tamama?
[05:09] ---
    More importantly, Taruru...
[05:11] ---
    Yes, you're right! I came here
    to see the secret base,
[05:15] ---
    and not to waste time
    with these worthless ingrates.
[05:21] ---
    Um...
[05:23] ---
    Actually...
[05:27] ---
    I... I will come back and explain!
[05:31] ---
    Wow!
[05:35] ---
    This is incredible. Is this that
    much-talked-about secret base?
[05:39] ---
    W-Well, yeah...
[05:41] ---
    I will just give him a quick tour,
    then send him straight home.
[05:47] ---
    Oh, yeah, Master Tamama!
[05:48] ---
    Didn't they make you
    platoon leader here recently?
[05:51] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[05:53] ---
    But why did you give up
    your position so quickly?
[05:56] ---
    W-Well, the truth is...
    although that was the order,
[06:00] ---
    I believed Sergeant Keroro
    was the most appropriate choice
[06:03] ---
    to lead the team in
    conquering Pekopon.
[06:05] ---
    So I risked my career
    trying to convince the brass.
[06:07] ---
    I'm impressed! Usually, people
    only think of their own promotions!
[06:13] ---
    Yet you considered not only
    what was best for the team,
[06:16] ---
    but also how to show your gratitude
    to Sergeant Keroro for helping you!
[06:19] ---
    That's not something
    just anyone would do!
[06:24] ---
    Well, it is really something to brag about.
[06:26] ---
    Remember to always respect your elders, okay?
[06:30] ---
    Yes, sir!
[06:35] ---
    It's the Keroro Platoon
    Communications and Weapons Expert,
[06:37] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu.
[06:38] ---
    Is he your disciple?
[06:40] ---
    Y-Yes. He just wanted to look around.
[06:45] ---
    Wow! It's really him!
[06:46] ---
    Sinister, gloomy and unpopular.
[06:49] ---
    A lucky man, allowed to join the platoon
[06:50] ---
    only because of his talent for inventions!
[06:53] ---
    Isn't that right?
[06:55] ---
    You should be glad that
    Master Tamama has a good heart.
[06:58] ---
    He was able to convince the higher-ups
[07:00] ---
    that even someone with the worst possible
    character deserves a chance,
[07:03] ---
    as long as he has talent.
[07:05] ---
    We all should be as kind as you are, Master!
[07:12] ---
    Hey, see you around! Stay strong,
     even if you are unpopular!
[07:15] ---
    This is bad...
[07:23] ---
    And that must be Corporal Giroro.
[07:25] ---
    He sure is a sharpshooter, just as I heard.
[07:28] ---
    I... I guess so...
[07:29] ---
    He tends to go solo,
    but ends up causing a mess,
[07:31] ---
    which has earned him
    the nickname Clumsy Giroro.
[07:34] ---
    But his exceptional knowledge of weapons
    landed him a position in the Keroro Platoon.
[07:38] ---
    You've saved his butt
    many times, right, Master?
[07:43] ---
    Y-Yeah. I always take care
    of the aftermath.
[07:47] ---
    H-He cannot hear us. S-Surely not.
SIGN    Super Long-eared
[07:52] ---
    It seems he can hear you.
[08:00] ---
    There's something in that room, isn't there?
[08:03] ---
    H-Hey, Taruru!
[08:08] ---
    You even grow edible plants
    for the Pekoponians?
[08:14] ---
    Is something wrong?
[08:15] ---
    Oh, n-no...
[08:18] ---
    Just wanted to make sure
    Lance Corporal Dororo was not around.
[08:20] ---
    I keep telling him not to mess around
    with the enemy's crops,
[08:24] ---
    but he is so stubborn,
    he will not listen to reason.
[08:27] ---
    Oh, I know who that is!
    It's Lance Corporal Dororo, isn't it?
[08:30] ---
    He makes such a
    weak impression on people
[08:31] ---
    that he was the last one
    to return to the platoon,
[08:33] ---
    and no one even listens to him
    during the meetings, right?
[08:37] ---
    Yeah. But I find him so pitiful,
[08:40] ---
    sometimes I listen to his ideas
    just to make him feel better.
[08:43] ---
    Wow...
[08:44] ---
    Oh! I remember, the Fill the Town
    with Flowers Master Plan, right?
[08:48] ---
    Correct. Thinking back,
    that was a stupid operation.
[08:52] ---
    Gotta hand it to you, Master Tamama!
[08:54] ---
    You're so fair, listening
    to even the lamest opinions.
[08:58] ---
    Oh. Is the control room
    located over there?
[09:02] ---
    I told you to wait for me!
[09:10] ---
    Awesome!
[09:11] ---
    So this is the Mission Control Room.
[09:13] ---
    W-Well, now that you have
    seen all that there is to see...
SIGN    The Legendary Room
[09:19] ---
    That must be the room
    of the legend himself!
[09:22] ---
    That room is where the gigantic robot
    to conquer Pekopon is being built!
[09:29] ---
    He's watching video after video
    to help him conquer Pekopon.
SIGN    Dangale
[09:34] ---
    Or he's healing his body
    covered with wounds from battle!
[09:40] ---
    I cannot let him see what is inside there.
[09:42] ---
    I'm gonna ask for his autograph!
[09:45] ---
    Excuse me!
[09:46] ---
    Siege Keron! Siege Keron! Siege Keron!
SIGN    Iced Tea
[10:01] ---
    Um, excuse me... I'm Taruru,
    a disciple of Master Tamama.
[10:05] ---
    C-Can I have your autograph?
[10:09] ---
    I can sense it.
[10:12] ---
    Um... I can't have your
    autograph? But why is that?
[10:19] ---
    Because you are a stupid kid.
[10:26] ---
    He's so cool!
[10:29] ---
    C-C'mon. We shouldn't be bugging the sergeant.
[10:37] ---
    So, what did you think, Lady Mois?
[10:38] ---
    You were wonderful, Uncle.
[10:40] ---
    I knew it.
[10:41] ---
    I always thought I kinda looked
    like Lieutenant Commander Char.
[10:46] ---
    Or, like, super clear-cut?
[10:48] ---
    Well... nobody ever likes to admit
[10:51] ---
    to mistakes due to his own youth.
[10:55] ---
    Oh, by the way, who was that
    Keronian boy who was just here?
[10:58] ---
    Dunno.
[11:01] ---
    Everything was so inspiring!
[11:02] ---
    I even got told off by the
    platoon leader Keroro himself!
[11:05] ---
    I'm going to work even harder
[11:08] ---
    so that next time,
    he won't call me a kid!
[11:09] ---
    R-Right. You do that.
[11:11] ---
    Always remember that
    the future is in our hands.
[11:16] ---
    Master, take care of yourself!
[11:19] ---
    Yeah!
[11:20] ---
    And the same to you!
[11:24] ---
    Good grief.
[11:25] ---
    I never imagined how hard it is
    to be a role model to the young ones.
[11:28] ---
    Master Tamama...
[11:31] ---
    Let me show you how brutal
    a violent organic entity can be.
[11:36] ---
    Let's see now. It's time
    for some shooting practice.
[11:39] ---
    With a live target.
[11:41] ---
    So you call me
    a "beast-human" behind my back.
[11:45] ---
    A cold-blooded monster like myself
    shouldn't have any objections.
[11:47] ---
    The mouth can be its own downfall...
[11:50] ---
    I may not know how to swim, but...
[11:55] ---
    Please forgive me!
[11:57] ---
    Sometimes, it's hard to avoid the temptation,
[11:59] ---
    but it's never right to lie
    to make yourself look better.
[12:03] ---
    I hope we all learned a lesson here.
[12:12] ---
    This is the Nishizawa mansion.
[12:16] ---
    And in their private
    medical room in the basement,
[12:18] ---
    surprising findings calculated by the
    super computer are about to be revealed.
[12:25] ---
    Here we go!
[12:26] ---
    Compared to last time,
    favorable impression rate is up 1.27%.
[12:30] ---
    Intimacy rate is up 2.55%.
[12:32] ---
    Devotion rate is up 0.33%.
SIGN    Clench
[12:37] ---
    Based on all these figures,
[12:39] ---
    let us calculate exactly where the
    relationship stands right now.
[12:42] ---
    Yes, sir!
[12:46] ---
    Why, this...
[12:48] ---
    Oh, wow!
[12:53] ---
    Momoka Wants a Nice Body, Sir!
[13:00] ---
    All right...
[13:01] ---
    Time for my daily training
    to be the ultimate warrior.
[13:06] ---
    Momocchi! What happened?!
[13:10] ---
    Tama-chan... promise me
    you won't tell anybody, okay?
[13:14] ---
    You are talking to Tamama.
    You can trust me to keep a secret.
[13:19] ---
    The truth is...
[13:20] ---
    Yada yada yada!
     And that's what she said.
[13:24] ---
    Oh? So she thinks she'd
    get closer to Master Fuyuki
[13:26] ---
    if she had the developed body
    of an adult woman.
[13:29] ---
    She told me not to tell anyone else,
    so I'm only telling this to you.
SIGN    Blabbermouth
[13:35] ---
    Blabbermouth.
[13:36] ---
    I see... a more mature look, huh?
SIGN    Fantasy
[13:40] ---
    I wish I could buy a pile of Gundam models
[13:41] ---
    all at once like some adult hobbyists do.
SIGN    Buy like an adult
[13:45] ---
    Buy like an adult!
[13:46] ---
    Say, Tamama-kun,
[13:47] ---
    the Nishizawa family you're staying with
    is quite rich, right?
[13:52] ---
    Oh, yes.
[13:52] ---
    Whenever there's a TV show
    about the richest people in the world,
[13:57] ---
    they're asked to appear!
[14:00] ---
    Is that so...?
[14:02] ---
    Everybody!
[14:07] ---
    What's all this racket?
[14:09] ---
    An emergency meeting?
[14:12] ---
    I've decided on our next operation.
[14:15] ---
    What?
[14:16] ---
    It's a solid plan that will help us
    secure an enormous amount of funds
[14:20] ---
    that we need for our Pekopon invasion.
[14:24] ---
    Okay...
[14:26] ---
    One, two. One, two.
[14:29] ---
    Keep your back straight.
[14:31] ---
    And twist those hips.
[14:33] ---
    You mean, like this?
[14:35] ---
    Oh, my God. This is a problem!
[14:40] ---
    Listen to me.
[14:41] ---
    In order to be an adult,
    first, you need a healthy body.
[14:44] ---
    Right.
[14:45] ---
    That's right. Fuyuki-kun grew up
[14:47] ---
    surrounded by his gorgeous mother
    and his pretty sister.
[14:51] ---
    So I bet he only sees me as a kid.
[14:56] ---
    I need to... I need to...
[14:58] ---
    I must...
SIGN    Clench
[15:01] ---
    I must become as attractive as
    the two grown women in his family!
[15:10] ---
    Oh! No violence!
[15:14] ---
    That's not what you call healthy,
     that's just violent.
[15:17] ---
    I... I'm terribly sorry...
[15:21] ---
    You can do it, Milady.
SIGN    Clench
SIGN    Ding Dong
[15:28] ---
    What unusual visitors.
[15:35] ---
    Awesome! This is even bigger
    than Dororo's home on Pekopon!
[15:40] ---
    It makes you feel stupid to go out
    and make an honest living.
[15:44] ---
    Ridiculous. All this will be ours
    after we conquer Pekopon.
[15:48] ---
    Why, this is a surprise.
[15:50] ---
    All my friends came over?
[15:53] ---
    I'm home, Momocchi!
[15:56] ---
    I forgot that brat actually lives here.
[16:00] ---
    Oh, but, Momocchi! The sergeant
    and his friends are not here for a visit!
[16:05] ---
    Huh?
[16:06] ---
    Actually, we heard a rumor
[16:08] ---
    that Lady Momoka wants to have
    the look of a lovely adult woman.
[16:13] ---
    Grr. Someone must have spilled the beans.
SIGN    Gulp
[16:17] ---
    Giku!
[16:18] ---
    There's nothing to worry about.
[16:20] ---
    We're here to see if we can help you with that.
[16:24] ---
    Oh, really?
[16:26] ---
    Stop right there. We do not
    allow solicitors at our house.
[16:29] ---
    Why don't you put a lid on it, Paul?
[16:31] ---
    M-My apologies.
[16:33] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[16:35] ---
    Okay, so why don't you take
    a look at what we brought?
[16:38] ---
    First, this one. It's a great product
    that's so easy to use.
[16:41] ---
    Just for Pekoponians,
    an all-purpose modeling software.
SIGN    Product Number 001 All-Purpose Modeling Software
[16:46] ---
    How do you actually use that product?
[16:48] ---
    Watch. First, you insert
    the CD like this, ma'am.
SIGN    Installing
SIGN    Kukukuku... (Heh heh heh heh...)
[16:55] ---
    After that, you just enter the data you want.
[17:01] ---
    Installation... complete.
SIGN    Kukukuku... (Heh heh heh heh...)
[17:03] ---
     *The password is...
[17:06] ---
     *Giroro and Corporal.
[17:09] ---
     *Giroro... Corporal...
[17:12] ---
    And not only that. Just look at this.
[17:14] ---
    Increase bust size.
[17:16] ---
    And the hips.
[17:21] ---
    You can have whatever body you want.
[17:23] ---
    That dream body of yours
    is just a click of a button away.
[17:26] ---
    I suppose that's really lovely.
[17:28] ---
    But it's just so angular...
[17:31] ---
    What? Well, if you say so.
[17:34] ---
    How about this one?
SIGN    Product Number 002 Steel Virgin
[17:35] ---
    If you're worried about cost, then this is it.
[17:38] ---
    The design was based on
    medieval Pekopon torture devices,
[17:41] ---
    so it's perfectly safe.
[17:43] ---
    C'mon, Giroro. Get in.
[17:46] ---
    As you can see, after you're all set inside,
[17:48] ---
    just ask someone to wind this
    as far as he can.
[17:55] ---
    In the meantime,
[17:56] ---
    let's look at some beautiful pictures
    of the lovely Natsumi-chan.
[18:00] ---
    Lookin' cute, Natsumi-chan.
[18:03] ---
    Love you.
[18:04] ---
    With some stretching and
    a little tuck here and there,
SIGN    Nice body
SIGN    Well-proportioned figure
[18:07] ---
    you'll have the body you want in no time!
[18:10] ---
    Well? What do you think, ma'am?
[18:12] ---
    Well... Actually, I think...
[18:14] ---
    ...that's a little too "thin" for my taste.
[18:17] ---
    What?
[18:18] ---
    Well, if you say so...
[18:19] ---
    D-Don't you have anything else?
[18:21] ---
    You're asking for too much, ma'am.
[18:24] ---
    If you want to develop fully right away,
     it takes some sacrifices, okay?
[18:29] ---
    Huh? What's that?
[18:31] ---
    You mean this one? It's uh... what is this?
[18:36] ---
    It can adjust your physical size
    any way you want.
[18:38] ---
    A charming gift from the skies.
SIGN    Product Number 003 Flash Spoon
[18:41] ---
    It's the Flash Spoon.
[18:43] ---
    Does it hurt a lot?
[18:45] ---
    It won't hurt at all.
    But... this one is an import,
[18:48] ---
    so the adjustment's a little tricky.
[18:51] ---
    You're supposed to do this...
[18:52] ---
    Or was it like this...
SIGN    Fume
    Fume
    Fume
    Fume
[18:55] ---
    Or maybe this...
[18:56] ---
    Just do it already!
[19:09] ---
    Milady...?!
[19:11] ---
    Oh, no. This is real bad.
[19:12] ---
    Nooooo!
[19:15] ---
    Oh, Momoka. This is wonderful.
[19:18] ---
    You're super-sized.
    It's what you might call explosive curves!
[19:21] ---
    This is a little too explosive for me!
[19:29] ---
    Um... Well, at least
    you're back to normal now...
[19:35] ---
    Tiptoe... Tiptoe...
[19:37] ---
    Hold on, please.
[19:39] ---
    You dropped this.
[19:41] ---
    Oh, that.
    That's the Hinata mom's DNA snack.
[19:44] ---
    I didn't think it would
    make much of an impact...
[19:46] ---
    The DNA snack... of Fuyuki's mom?
[19:50] ---
    Yeah.
[19:51] ---
    Th-This is what I want. Let me buy this.
[19:54] ---
    And I'll buy everything else
    you brought with you.
[19:56] ---
    What?!
[19:58] ---
    Because you took the effort
    to bring all of that to help me,
[20:01] ---
    it's only right that I buy it all,
     whether I use it or not.
[20:05] ---
    Oh... Lady Momoka!
[20:07] ---
    You're fantastic!
[20:10] ---
    Morning, one week later...
SIGN    One Week Later
[20:16] ---
    I hardly recognize you, Momoka-sama.
[20:18] ---
    You have definitely become
    a full-grown woman.
[20:21] ---
    Really? W-Well, then,
    I'm going to go straight to him now.
[20:25] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[20:28] ---
    Wait a... what're you doing here, Mom?
[20:31] ---
    Huh?
[20:32] ---
    B-But I'm...
[20:35] ---
    You dyed your hair.
    Are you doing cosplay today?
[20:38] ---
    It really looks good on you.
[20:40] ---
    No. It's... uh...
[20:42] ---
    Are you going to work now?
    Try to get home early for a change, okay?
[20:48] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[20:50] ---
    He saw you as a full-grown woman.
[20:52] ---
    But, unfortunately, he mistook you for his mom.
[20:56] ---
    I personally thought that
    DNA snack was really tasty.
[21:00] ---
    Will I ever change back to normal again?
[21:03] ---
    I'll be in big trouble if we don't
     change back to normal.
SIGN    Sadness
[21:07] ---
    How sad...
[21:10] ---
    You moron!
[21:11] ---
    That money!
[21:12] ---
    Weren't you supposed to use it
    for funds to conquer Pekopon?
[21:16] ---
    But, but... for once,
    I wanted to shop like adults do!
[21:19] ---
    I wanted to buy as many as I could!
[21:24] ---
    Corporal Giroro, angered, goes all-out shooting.
SIGN    Full-on shooting
[21:28] ---
    Stop it!!
[21:31] ---
    Everyone, make sure you don't
    turn out to be a no-good adult, okay?
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    This is Keroro. I know
    conquering Pekopon is important,
[23:11] ---
    but so many new shows
     start around this time.
[23:14] ---
    So I'm really busy deciding
[23:16] ---
    which to record and which to watch in real time.
[23:19] ---
    Have you decided on yours?
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that.
[23:21] ---
    Next time, I'll show you my
    dream machine I just bought.
[23:26] ---
    "Keroro Can't Find the Way Home, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    Kerorin!
[23:30] ---
    One sweet episode. How's that?
[23:32] ---**
    Ge-Gero!