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E55 - Giroro: The Soldier Back in Action, Sir! / Fuyuki: Swim, Carp Streamers, Sir!

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[00:01] ---
    Look what the city has become overnight.
[00:03] ---
    Could this be... his doing?!
[00:05] ---
    He's a pro when it comes
    to survival combat situations.
[00:07] ---
    Giroro!
[00:08] ---
    No one can stop Giroro once
    he's gone berserk, sir.
[00:12] ---
    I don't mean to brag,
    but I've never lost against him!
[00:16] ---
    So you've come, just as I expected.
[00:18] ---
    Natsumi!
[00:20] ---
    Could I expand into a new series?
    Is this that kind of possibility?
[00:24] ---
    Shogun Keroro?!
[00:25] ---
    Let's do it! Let's unify the land!
[00:28] ---
    Let's take over the Diet Building!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Here we go!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    "Sore ike~!!!"
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Even in your field of expertise,
    once in a while,
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    You're bound to mess up.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    You've just gotta say,
    "Wow, today's my lucky day,"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    And make like you did it on purpose.
    That's the key.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    It's more fun when you're brainless.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    They keep saying
    Japanese people are depressing.
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
[01:28] [SONG] ---
    Isn't it time we did something about that?
[01:28] [SONG] ---
    Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
[01:31] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:31] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:34] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:34] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:37] [SONG] ---
    And all of that is a relativistic
    anthropological argument, you see.
[01:37] [SONG] ---
    Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
    jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
[01:44] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:44] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:55] [SONG] ---
    Good job!
[01:55] [SONG] ---
    "Gokurousan!!!"
[02:02] ---
    To this city,
    where Keroro and the others live,
[02:05] ---
    he has returned.
[02:07] ---
    His name is Giroro.
[02:09] ---
    Mobile infantry assigned
    to the Keroro Platoon!
[02:35] ---
    Preparations are done.
[02:37] ---
    The final showdown will be...
[02:38] ---
    ...tomorrow!
[02:43] ---
    Giroro: The Soldier Back in Action, Sir!
[02:52] ---
    Live radio, first thing in the morning!
[02:54] ---
    We've got rotating hosts every day,
    and today, you've got me, 623!
[02:59] ---
    Okay, then. Our first letter
    is from Natchi of Inner-Tokyo.
[03:03] ---
    Wow! That's my postcard, right off the bat!
[03:06] ---
    "Hello, 623-san.
[03:08] ---
    There's actually something
    that's been bothering me lately..."
[03:10] ---
    Huh? Why's it have to act up now?!
[03:13] ---
    Sis, there's big trouble!
[03:15] ---
    Outside! Look outside!
[03:17] ---
    No way!
[03:24] ---
    Look what the city has become overnight.
[03:27] ---
    Could this be... his doing?!
[03:30] ---
    It's no use. We can't pick up
    any of the channels.
[03:33] ---
    How did this happen?
[03:34] ---
    How else?!
[03:37] ---
    Stupid frogs!
[03:38] ---
    Do something about the weeds outside!
[03:41] ---
    The giant plants that have
    suddenly sprouted around Inner-Tokyo
[03:45] ---
    are continuing to grow at an alarming rate!
[03:46] ---
    So the Internet's still up.
[03:49] ---
    Today is the release date of Monthly Alpha!
[03:53] ---
    And I cannot go back to Momocchi's house!
[03:56] ---
    Looks like it's not them.
[03:58] ---
    Then who did this?
[04:00] ---
    It's his handiwork.
[04:02] ---
    "His"?
[04:07] ---
    Giroro!
[04:17] ---
    Wh-What are those?!
[04:21] ---
    He's scattering space plant seeds
    by working them into his ammo.
[04:26] ---
    They're growing at an incredible rate!
[04:28] ---
    Those are plants that are often used
    for space bonsai arrangements.
[04:33] ---
    But why is the corporal doing this?
[04:35] ---
    He's a pro when it comes
    to survival combat situations.
[04:39] ---
    So he's probably planning to
    turn all of Pekopon into a jungle
[04:41] ---
    to give him the battlefield
    advantage for his invasion.
[04:45] ---
    The city you live in is sure to become
    a battlefield in the near future!
[04:49] ---
    Natsumi,
[04:50] ---
    if we meet again, it will be
    on the battlefield.
[04:54] ---
    This is terrible, sir!
[04:56] ---
    What about my copy of Monthly Alpha?!
[04:58] ---
    He's your subordinate, right?! Do something!
[05:02] ---
    That may be true,
[05:03] ---
    but no one can stop Giroro
    once he's gone berserk, ma'am.
[05:07] ---
    And you call yourself a commander?!
[05:22] ---
    What's that?
[05:24] ---
    Ammo containing the
    space herbicide Super-V-JOLT.
[05:28] ---
    I mean, it wouldn't be very funny
    if he got attacked by his own plants.
[05:32] ---
    So the city will go back to normal
    if we use that, right?
[05:35] ---
    Kululu, can't you use your skills
    to do something here?
[05:40] ---
    If I started making it now,
    it'd take at least three days.
[05:43] ---
    That'd be too late!
[05:45] ---
    It looks like we have no choice
    but to use the supply that Giroro has.
[05:48] ---
    Oh, so busy! I am so busy!
[05:52] ---
    My stomachache has suddenly
    started to hurt!
[05:54] ---
    Uncle!
[05:55] ---
    It hurts, Lady Mois!
[05:57] ---
    Sheesh! I'm not counting
    on you guys anymore!
[06:02] ---
    I'll take the herbicide from Giroro myself!
[06:05] ---
    S-Sis!
[06:06] ---
    Lady Natsumi,
    that is being foolhardy, ma'am!
[06:09] ---
    I don't mean to brag,
    but I've never lost against him!
[06:20] ---
    I know what I said, but...
[06:22] ---
    Where could Giroro be?
[06:29] ---
    The monster space plant
    known as the triffidra.
SIGN    Monster Space Plant Triffidra
[06:31] ---
    Anything that it sees moving will be
    considered prey and captured.
[06:34] ---
    A frightful carnivorous plant!
[06:47] ---
    S-Sis is amazing...
[06:50] ---
    She's 100% serious.
[06:52] ---
    Lady Natsumi...
SIGN    Adhesive Space Plant Violet Monse
[06:59] ---
    The adhesive space plant
    known as the violet monse.
[07:02] ---
    Once it has captured prey
    with its sticky leaves,
[07:04] ---
    it will never let go!
[07:07] ---
    If you want them that badly,
    you can have them.
[07:15] ---
    Wow! They're beautiful!
[07:19] ---
    We're under attack! We're under attack!
[07:21] ---
    Wh-What?
[07:22] ---
    We're under attack! We're under attack!
    We're under attack!
[07:31] ---
    Giroro must be at the top of this tower.
[07:36] ---
    So you've come,
    just as I expected. Natsumi...
[07:45] ---
    Just you wait, Giroro!
[07:59] ---
    Natsumi!
[08:00] ---
    Giroro?!
[08:00] ---
    Don't come any further!
[08:02] ---
    I can't guarantee your safety
    beyond that point!
[08:05] ---
    Turn back immediately! Got it?
[08:07] ---
    What are you, an idiot?!
    As if I could ever agree to that!
SIGN    Fiendish Space Plant Flytrapperus
[08:46] ---
    Sis!
[08:47] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[08:57] ---
    Sis...
[08:58] ---
    Lady Natsumi...
[09:01] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[09:02] ---
    Uncle?
[09:03] ---
    Mr. Sergeant?!
[09:06] ---
    I've come so far...
[09:08] ---
    Natsumi!
[09:10] ---
    Giroro!
[09:21] ---
    Natsumi!
[09:27] ---
    Natsumi!
[09:30] ---
    Natsumi!
[09:35] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[09:37] ---
    Stupid frog!
[09:38] ---
    Lady Natsumi! Come into my bosom!
[09:44] ---
    She used me as a springboard?!
[09:47] ---
    What?!
[09:49] ---
    Natsumi!
[09:51] ---
    Giroro.
[09:52] ---
    Giroro. Giroro.
[09:53] ---
    Giroro.
[10:18] ---
    The mysterious plants that
    blanketed Inner-Tokyo overnight
[10:21] ---
    have disappeared just
    as suddenly as they appeared.
[10:26] ---
    These plants were unlike any known
    to the field of botany,
[10:29] ---
    and some have theorized
    that they were extraterrestrial.
[10:32] ---
    So the results of the investigation
    to come are much anticipated.
[10:37] ---
    Hey, where do you think you're going?
[10:40] ---
    Don't make a warrior
    suffer any further humiliation.
[10:47] ---
    Sheesh! What are you saying?
[10:52] ---
    Quit trying to act cool and
    help clean up the aftermath!
[10:56] ---
    And it's just too dangerous to
    leave you up to your own devices,
[11:00] ---
    so you're going to stay
    where I can keep an eye on you!
[11:03] ---
    N-Natsumi...
[11:07] ---
    All is safe with the world.
[11:10] ---
    A broken bone grows
    stronger when mended, indeed.
[11:28] ---
    I'm back.
[11:42] ---
    While they took some twists and turns,
[11:44] ---
    the entire Keroro Platoon
    is now safely assembled here!
[11:57] ---
    One sunny day, a large package
    was delivered to the Hinata residence.
SIGN    Sunrise Transport Delivery Service
SIGN    Hinata
[12:01] ---
    Hey, it's from Grandma!
SIGN    Akina Hinata
[12:04] ---
    Are they supply goods from
    Admiral Hinata, sir?
[12:07] ---
    Could it possibly be
    the new Gundam model?!
[12:10] ---
    Yeah, right.
[12:13] ---
    Wow!
[12:14] ---
    These are carp streamers!
[12:16] ---
    Carp streamers?
[12:20] ---
    Fuyuki: Swim, Carp Streamers, Sir!
[12:26] ---
    Fuyu-kun, thank you for the other day.
[12:29] ---
    In return, I'm sending you
    something you used to love.
[12:32] ---
    I hope you put them up over there, too.
[12:34] ---
    From Grandma Akina.
[12:37] ---
    They bring back old memories,
    but I'm really not at that age anymore.
[12:41] ---
    Wow, what a beautiful pattern!
[12:47] ---
    Are these clothes?
[12:49] ---
    It's an interesting camouflage pattern,
    but a bit on the flashy side.
[12:52] ---
    Is this a helmet?
[12:54] ---
    Ooh! Th-That is...!
[12:58] ---
    Wh-What is this strange sense
    that it fits?
SIGN    Warrior Sergeant Keroro Sergeant Keroro Mk-II
[13:02] ---
    Could I expand into a new series?
    Is this that kind of possibility?
SIGN    Ribbit Ribbit Sergeant Keroro
SIGN    More! Sergeant Keroro Sergeant Keroro Z
SIGN    Shogun
[13:07] ---
    Shogun?!
[13:08] ---
    Shogun Keroro?!
SIGN    Shogun Keroro
[13:10] ---
    That's a decorative piece.
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
[13:15] ---
    It's a replica of the kabuto helmets
    that were used long ago in Japan.
[13:19] ---
    Those are called carp streamers,
[13:20] ---
    and you put them up on
    Children's Day, which is May 5th.
[13:24] ---
    Children's Day?
[13:25] ---
    It's also called the Boys' Festival,
[13:27] ---
    where families with boys
[13:29] ---
    will put up carp streamers and
    put helmets and armor on display
[13:32] ---
    in hopes that their boys will be healthy.
[13:34] ---
    Ooh! Then let us put up the
    carp streamers right away, sir!
[13:38] ---
    But I'm in middle school already.
[13:44] ---
    Oh!
[13:47] ---
    Master Fuyuki?
[13:49] ---
    I feel bad about this
    because Grandma meant well,
[13:51] ---
    but I'm just not at that
    carp streamer age anymore.
[13:54] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[13:55] ---
    Eat this, sir.
[14:08] ---
    Huh? What's going on?
[14:11] ---
    Allow me to explain!
[14:13] ---
    What Sergeant Keroro used
    was the "If we lived twice" Gun.
SIGN    "If we lived twice" Gun
[14:16] ---
    Anyone hit with the beam
    from this gun grows young again.
[14:23] ---
    Now, Master Fuyuki has
    regained his childlike innocence!
[14:27] ---
    Yay!
[14:29] ---
    Yay!
[14:31] ---
    Yay!
[14:34] ---
    This is the all-purpose
    weaponization drink Nanora.
SIGN    All-Purpose Weaponization Drink
SIGN    Nanora
[14:38] ---
    About 250 cc should do it for this.
[14:43] ---
    Make it drink this Nanora, and...
[14:50] ---
    ...through the work of nanomachines,
    they turn into weapons.
[14:56] ---
    I am Shogun Keroro, the shogun
    who governs Children's Day, sir!
[15:01] ---
    Men, follow me!
[15:03] ---
    We will unify the land, sir!
[15:05] ---
    Yeah!
[15:08] ---
    Hey, Sarge!
[15:09] ---
    Ah, Master Fuyuki.
[15:11] ---
    There, there. Do you want
    some candy, sir?
[15:15] ---
    Don't "there, there" me!
[15:16] ---
    That kabuto helmet
    you're wearing is mine!
[15:19] ---
    Give it back!
[15:22] ---
    Master Fuyuki?
[15:23] ---
    Quit acting all big when you're just a frog!
[15:25] ---
    Come on! Give it back already!
[15:27] ---
    I said, give it back!
[15:29] ---
    Give it back! Give it back!
    I said, give it back!
[15:30] ---
    His personality seems different somehow...
[15:33] ---
    So this is what Fukki
    was like when he was little?
[15:40] ---
    My time as Shogun Keroro
     sure was short...
[15:43] ---
    And there goes my dream
    of unifying the land...
[15:48] ---
    Unifying the land?
[15:50] ---
    Let's do it! Let's unify the land!
[15:53] ---
    All right! We're going to unify
    the land, starting right now!
[15:56] ---
    What?!
[15:56] ---
    Gero?!
[15:58] ---
    Sheesh! What's all the ruckus about?
[16:01] ---
    F-Fuyuki?!
[16:02] ---
    Hey, what happened to you?!
[16:04] ---
    Off we go to unify the land!
[16:07] ---
    Don't give me that nonsense!
[16:09] ---
    Come on, get off of there!
[16:10] ---
    I don't wanna! Let go, Sis!
[16:13] ---
    I said, let go!
[16:14] ---
    Kululu, do something!
SIGN    Summon Nyororo
SIGN    Click
[16:18] ---
    Click.
[16:21] ---
    Hey! Let me down!
[16:24] ---
    Lady Mois, we shall leave the rest to you!
[16:27] ---
    Yes, Uncle!
[16:28] ---
    Okay, off we go!
[16:31] ---
    Yeah!
[16:34] ---
    I never imagined I would get to
    unify the land with you, Master Fuyuki.
[16:38] ---
    Sounds like fun!
[16:39] ---
    Well, I suppose this is part of being social.
SIGN    Children's
     Park
[16:46] ---
    Don't connect that side
    without my permission!
[16:48] ---
    It's cooler this way!
[16:50] ---
    What?!
[16:51] ---
    Attention, everyone!
[16:55] ---
    I'm Commander Hinata
     of the Keroro Platoon.
[16:58] ---
    Starting today, this park is our territory,
    belonging to the Keron Army!
[17:02] ---
    Territory?
[17:03] ---
    No fighting allowed in my territories!
[17:06] ---
    Play nice. Got it?
[17:08] ---
    O-Okay...
[17:09] ---
    All right!
[17:11] ---
    On to the next place!
[17:12] ---
    Those carp streamers are flying!
[17:14] ---
    That's so cool!
[17:17] ---
    What did you think of that?
[17:18] ---
    It was brilliant!
[17:20] ---
    I... I hate to admit it,
    but that was masterful, sir.
[17:23] ---
    It was, right?
[17:24] ---
    Watching the things you do,
[17:25] ---
    I've always thought that you were
    a hopeless commander.
[17:29] ---
    A fair argument.
[17:31] ---
    I feel bad saying this,
     but he has a point.
[17:34] ---
    Hopeless...
[17:35] ---
    Me, hopeless...
[17:37] ---
    Okay, we're going to keep going
    like this and add lots more territories!
[17:41] ---
    Yeah!
[17:42] ---
    Yay!
[17:46] ---
    Wow.
[17:51] ---
    Hey, Grandma.
[17:53] ---
    Why don't the carp streamers fly away?
[17:56] ---
    That's because they still
    need to watch over you for now.
[18:02] ---
    Huh.
[18:03] ---
    But when you grow up,
[18:07] ---
    I'm sure they'll fly freely in
    the skies and let you ride them.
[18:10] ---
    Really?!
[18:12] ---
    Yay!
[18:13] ---
    What do you want to do
    when you grow up, Fuyu-kun?
[18:16] ---
    Well...
SIGN    Unify the Land
[18:18] ---
    Unify the land!
[18:19] ---
    Oh, my.
[18:21] ---
    I'll unify the land
[18:22] ---
    and make Hibagon and Nessie my pets,
[18:25] ---
    and make the pyramids
    and Stonehenge my homes,
[18:27] ---
    and live in them happily with you!
[18:30] ---
    Oh, my, how delightful.
SIGN    Curry
    Fair
[18:40] ---
    Family restaurants can only
    serve kids' meals and desserts!
[18:45] ---
    I'll make it so bookstores
    only sell fun manga
[18:47] ---
    and books on the
    mysteries of the world!
SIGN    TV Inner-Tokyo
[18:51] ---
    TV stations are only allowed
    to show anime all day long!
[18:57] ---
    Yay! My territory's starting
    to expand little by little!
[19:00] ---
    You are amazing!
[19:02] ---
    There goes my standing as a leader...
[19:04] ---
    I thought this was just a kid having fun,
[19:06] ---
    but his ability to get things done
    is worthy of admiration.
[19:10] ---
    Okay, what should I conquer next?
[19:12] ---
    Let us conquer candy factories,
    so we can have free candy!
[19:17] ---
    Let's conquer the
    wholesale district in Asakusa
[19:19] ---
    and buy up capsule toys in
    mass quantities, sir!
[19:22] ---
    Enough, you wretched fools!
[19:24] ---
    Take this a little more seriously!
[19:26] ---
    What are you doing, stooping
    to the same level as a kid?!
[19:28] ---
    Then what would you do, Giroro?
[19:31] ---
    For example,
[19:32] ---
    we could seize Pekopon factories
[19:34] ---
    and make them mass-produce
    weapons for our army!
[19:37] ---
    I've decided!
[19:37] ---
    What?!
[19:39] ---
    Let's take over the Diet Building!
[19:41] ---
    Or, like, nation's center?
SIGN    Center of Government
[19:44] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Invaders
[19:45] ---
    I-Isn't that a little too risky,
    no matter what our goals are?
SIGN    Kid
[19:47] ---
    It's okay.
[19:48] ---
    At this rate, things won't change,
    no matter who becomes prime minister,
[19:53] ---
    We are so sorry!
[19:53] ---
    and we have to take a firmer stance,
     or other countries will never take us seriously.
[19:54] ---
    These are just the ramblings of a kid!
[19:56] ---
    Please laugh it off
    and pay no attention to him!
SIGN    Kukukuku...
[20:00] ---
    Let's do it! Unify the land!
[20:03] ---
    Somehow, I am beginning to feel
    like this is the way to go, sir!
[20:07] ---
    Shall we go deliver a nice
    bit of butt-kicking?!
[20:10] ---
    Darn it! My tears just
    won't stop, for some reason!
[20:15] ---
    I like the sound of this.
[20:17] ---
    All right! Off we go!
[20:19] ---
    Yeah!
[20:27] ---
    What's this music?
[20:29] ---
    Ah, is it that late already?
[20:34] ---
    Master Fuyuki?
[20:37] ---
    I have to get home fast!
[20:40] ---
    Or Mom's going to yell at me!
[20:43] ---
    Master Fuyuki, the Diet Building is that way!
[20:46] ---
    I don't care about that anymore!
[20:49] ---
    I'm sorry, Mom!
[20:59] ---
    I'm back.
[21:01] ---
    Welcome home.
[21:07] ---
    Sounds like you had a full day.
[21:08] ---
    Oh, Mom! It wasn't funny!
[21:12] ---
    So? Did you yell at him properly?
[21:16] ---
    The thing is...
[21:18] ---
    ...after seeing him sleeping,
    I lost the will to yell at him.
[21:23] ---
    I'm told he should be
    back to normal by morning,
[21:25] ---
    so let's just let him sleep.
[21:28] ---
    I guess he remembered
    my instruction to come home
[21:31] ---
    when he heard the music.
[21:33] ---
    Good boy, Fuyuki.
[21:37] ---
    Oh, that reminds me.
    What about Kero-chan and the rest?
[21:39] ---
    Oh, them? Right about now, they're...
[21:44] ---
    The big black carp is
    the commander, sir.
[21:47] ---
    The bright red carp is... brr...
[21:49] ---
    This wind is so cold...
[21:54] ---
    They all seem to be having fun,
    swimming up there.
[21:59] ---
    Uh, I don't think they're
    having much fun there...
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Please give me love.
     Give me lots, lots more.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Come on, it's not like
    you'll have less of it.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I want to live my life for you,
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    As long as you'll let me live
    in the lap of luxury.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Zeitaku sasete kureru nara

[22:35] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    But even then, I'll take a break
    once in a while.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    How's that? How's that? How's that?
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    How about something like this?
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Konnan de dossu ka?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    When you're in that
    critically desperate situation,
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Shake your hips and fake it!
     Dancing, dancing!
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    I want love and courage,
    and to be popular! (I want it...)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    I'll do it with spirit and guts!
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    If things don't go well,
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Umaku ikanai nara
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    That's because you are a stupid kid...
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[23:37] ---
    Giroro here!
[23:39] ---
    I hear there's a terrible disease
    called "May depression" on Pekopon.
[23:42] ---
    You apparently lose your willpower.
[23:44] ---
    Imagine if Keroro should catch this disease
    and become even lazier...
[23:49] ---
    Never mind that. Next time, everyone
    is alone on the court, sir!
[23:53] ---
    "Natsumi & Koyuki:
    Princess of Tennis, Sir!"
[23:57] ---
    "Keroro: A Fine May Day,
    Perfect for Invading, Sir!"
[24:00] ---
    These two stories.
    How's that?
[24:02] ---
    Ge-Gero!