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E256 - Fuyuki & Natsumi: The Keroro Onslaught, Sir! / Keroro: Just Kidding, Sir!

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[00:01] [SONG] ---
    We are always being pushed
    forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
    Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    As we search for the
    secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    On a global scale,
    we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    We have greeted the time
     of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    No matter how tiny the riddle,
    I can't leave it alone.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    I can't stop questioning.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Daawin datte dare datte
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    kitto kitto ketsumatsu
    ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
    to know where it leads.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Kakurenbo?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Hide and seek?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Haai hai
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Yep yep!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Kenkenpa?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Hopscotch?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Hooi hoi
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Hoi hoi!
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    All the things I wanna try,
    with my love for you beside.
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Take your first step forward with me.
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    We are always searching for something
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:31] ---
    In the infinitely-expanding cosmos,
[01:34] ---
    there is one planet that shines beautifully.
[01:37] ---
    The third planet of the Sol System, "Earth."
[01:41] ---
    This planet is watched over
    by alien creatures
[01:45] ---
    with intelligence far beyond
    that of humans.
[01:52] ---
    Fuyuki & Natsumi:
    The Keroro Onslaught, Sir!
[02:01] ---
    Fuyuki! It's terrible!
[02:04] ---
    That stupid frog!
[02:05] ---
    He's finished cleaning the toilet, bath,
    and everything in the house spic and span!
SIGN    April
[02:12] ---
    And it's not even his turn!
[02:14] ---
    It's totally weird!
[02:16] ---
    He's definitely up to some evil trick!
[02:19] ---
    Say what you like, your way of
    suspecting him is pretty sad.
[02:23] ---
    That's not true!
[02:26] ---
    I can't do this!
[02:27] ---
    I'll be late to 623-san's public recording!
[02:30] ---
    Later, Fuyuki!
[02:31] ---
    Hold down the fort, 'kay?
[02:34] ---
    Okay...
[02:37] ---
    The Arnold Incident and
    the Roswell Incident...
[02:40] ---
    I've got to get this report done today.
SIGN    Access Error The line has been disconnected. Please reconnect. (Reconnect)
[02:43] ---
    Huh?
[02:50] ---
    Wh-What's this?!
[03:04] ---
    Geez! Now I won't make it
    to 623-san's recording in time!
SIGN    Out of Range
[03:09] ---
    My phone's not reaching, either!
[03:11] ---
    Whaa?! The TV's out, too?!
[03:14] ---
    Geez!
[03:15] ---
    This is that stupid frog's doing, too!
[03:18] ---
    I knew he was up to something!
[03:21] ---
    This is a special news report.
[03:23] ---
    An abnormal phenomenon centered in
    Inner-Tokyo has brought a magnetic storm,
[03:27] ---
    leading to power outages and
    electrical damage all over.
[03:31] ---
    There are also reports that clocks
    and cars have stopped moving.
[03:35] ---
    We will continue to provide information
     as it becomes available.
[03:39] ---
    It's not just us.
[03:41] ---
    Something's happened in all of Inner-Tokyo.
[03:44] ---
    All this stuff is also
    the stupid frog's doing?
[03:47] ---
    But...
[03:48] ---
    ...he cleaned the house just like always.
[03:51] ---
    Maybe it was...
[03:54] ---
    ...his way of saying goodbye?
[04:00] ---
    The TV!
[04:00] ---
    What happened?
SIGN    Special News Report
SIGN    Ohganei Park
[04:06] ---
    Please look at this meteorite that
    fell a while ago in Ohganei Park.
[04:10] ---
    Could that wham just now have been that?
[04:13] ---
    Seems like it.
[04:14] ---
    It is thought to be the same "thing" that
    has been confirmed throughout the country.
SIGN    Special News Report
SIGN    Ohganei Park
[04:18] ---
    It is dangerous, so please stay back!
SIGN    Special News Report
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo City
[04:21] ---
    The scale of the crater
    is small for a meteorite,
SIGN    Special News Report
SIGN    Ohganei Park
[04:23] ---
    and expert opinion is still
    divided as to its true identity.
[04:27] ---
    TV crews, move further back!
[04:30] ---
    We have separate footage now!
SIGN    Special News Report
SIGN    Ohganei Park
[04:32] ---
    The footage is of a mysterious object...
[04:35] ---
    Huh?
[04:36] ---
    At the center of the object,
    there's some sort of change...
[04:40] ---
    Please look! Could that be a lid?
[04:43] ---
    Wait a minute.
[04:45] ---
    It's gradually rising like a screw!
[04:49] ---
    Th-This is terrible!
[04:51] ---
    Something's come out of it!
[04:54] ---
    What is it?
[04:55] ---
    An alien?
[05:06] ---
    No, it can't be!
SIGN    Special News Report
SIGN    Ohganei Park
[05:08] ---
    It's a monster!
[05:09] ---
    A green monster has appeared!
[05:12] ---
    S-Stupid frog?!
[05:13] ---
    Sarge?!
[05:15] ---
    What's that?
[05:16] ---
    This is terrible!
[05:17] ---
    It has something like a gun in its hand!
[05:20] ---
    So it really is an enemy?
[05:22] ---
    Wait a minute.
[05:24] ---
    It seems to be saying something.
[05:26] ---
    Sound technician, can you pick it up?
[05:28] ---
    Ge, gero ge, ge-ge gero.
[05:30] ---
    Gero-gero-gero.
[05:31] ---
    Ge ge ge ge.
[05:32] ---
    What is he saying?
[05:32] ---
    Gero-ge, gero gero gero.
[05:34] ---
    Wonder if his translator is broken...
[05:35] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[05:37] ---
    This...
[05:38] ---
    Ge, gero gero gero, gero gero ge.
[05:38] ---
    This could be the original Keronian language.
[05:42] ---
    Somebody's approaching it!
SIGN    Special News Report
SIGN    Ohganei
[05:44] ---
    They appear to be attempting
    to show their friendship.
[05:47] ---
    Thank you for coming all this way
    from a far-off planet!
[05:51] ---
    We all welcome you here!
[05:56] ---
    Oh, my God!
[05:58] ---
    It's terrible!
[05:59] ---
    The monster has started attacking!
[06:01] ---
    People are being hit by the
    monster's ray, one after another!
[06:04] ---
    Women are turned to demon girls,
[06:06] ---
    and men are, for some reason,
    turned into something sloppy!
SIGN    Special News Report
SIGN    Ohganei Park
[06:11] ---
    Hey, look!
[06:12] ---
    The meteroite has started moving!
[06:20] ---
    Sis!
[06:21] ---
    I have to go stop them!
[06:22] ---
    But...
[06:23] ---
    There must be some weapon underground.
[06:26] ---
    Wait!
SIGN    TV Inner-Tokyo Please Wait
[06:34] ---
    Sarge...
[06:36] ---
    Since it's come to this,
[06:38] ---
    the only one who can stop them is me!
[06:45] ---
    No!
[06:47] ---
    Sis, you all right?!
[06:48] ---
    Fuyuki! Run!
[06:49] ---
    R-Right!
[06:50] ---
    Hurry!
[07:30] ---
    Now!
[07:31] ---
    Hurry!
[07:32] ---
    Right!
[07:41] ---
    It doesn't seem to have come in any further.
[07:45] ---
    Though there are currently
    no destructive actions,
[07:47] ---
    all the nation's major cities have been
    occupied by multiple mysterious machines.
[07:53] ---
    There are rumors that two of them
    were destroyed in Osaka,
[07:56] ---
    but this has not yet been confirmed.
[07:58] ---
    Several demands, thought to be
    from the mysterious visitors,
[08:01] ---
    have been received by
    government computers.
[08:05] ---
    Work will be 5 minutes per day.
[08:07] ---
    Reduce consumption tax 20%.
[08:09] ---
    Keronians get priority for cushy jobs!
[08:11] ---
    Captain Geroro will be broadcast
    daily during primetime.
[08:15] ---
    Make cooling sheets be
    effective a little longer...
[08:18] ---
    Why's the stupid frog doing this now?
[08:21] ---
    He was engrossed in his models
    and manga until yesterday!
[08:25] ---
    It was... in order to adapt, maybe.
[08:29] ---
    I read it once in a science fiction novel.
[08:32] ---
    It was a story where aliens
    come to invade Earth.
[08:35] ---
    The aliens are so scientifically advanced
[08:39] ---
    that even the newest of
    human weapons fall flat,
[08:42] ---
    but they can't adapt to the bacteria
    living on Earth, and are wiped out.
[08:48] ---
    Sarge and his crew
SIGN    Unbalance Q
[08:50] ---
    have been biding their time
[08:52] ---
    as they adapted to the Earth.
[08:54] ---
    And, now that they have positive proof
    that the Earth is safe for them,
[09:01] ---
    they've started the
    full-blown invasion, maybe.
[09:05] ---
    I don't care anymore.
[09:08] ---
    Sis?
[09:11] ---
    Let's go sneak to the kitchen
    and bring back something to eat.
[09:16] ---
    Fuyuki...
[09:19] ---
    Stay with me.
[09:23] ---
    Sure.
[09:26] ---
    Yes.
[09:27] ---
    This is what real aliens are like.
[09:30] ---
    Compared to the ones humans
    imagined in novels or movies,
[09:33] ---
    they're creatures who are more sly, of superior
    intelligence, and of unparalleled ruthlessness.
[09:38] ---
    That's what aliens are.
[09:42] ---
    Even so...
[09:49] ---
    It's getting closer!
[09:56] ---
    Right above us!
[10:01] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[10:02] ---
    Foolish Pekoponians!
[10:05] ---
    Sarge?!
[10:05] ---
    As of today, we will be
    the rulers of this planet!
[10:09] ---
    First, as a warning,
[10:11] ---
    we will annihilate this house!
[10:14] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero!
[10:14] ---
    Sarge... Is it true?
[10:17] ---
    Geeero gero gero gero gero gero!
[10:17] ---
    Are you really invading the Earth?!
[10:21] ---
    Geeero gero gero gero gero!
[10:21] ---
    Sarge! Stop it, Sarge!
[10:25] ---
    Sarge!
[10:34] ---
    Just kidding!
[10:39] ---
    Today is April Fool's!
[10:41] ---
    Even if I lie, you can't get mad!
[10:43] ---
    For Pekopon, it's a pretty nifty event!
[10:56] ---
    Ya-hoo!
[10:57] ---
    I did my best, too!
[11:04] ---
    Gero?
[11:05] ---
    You really liked it that—
[11:08] ---
    S-Sis?
[11:10] ---
    Ah, okay, I guess not...
[11:11] ---
    Oh, yeah, April Fool's!
[11:13] ---
    Ow, ow ow ow ow!
[11:14] ---
    So that's what it was!
[11:15] ---
    That was very fun!
[11:22] ---
    From this day forward, April Fool's was
    eternally outlawed at the Hinata house.
SIGN    Review Meeting!
SIGN    Review Meeting!
SIGN    In Yokosuka
    on Business!
[11:36] ---
    Lady Natsumi is just horrible!
[11:38] ---
    April Fool's is a day when
    it's okay to tell lies!
[11:42] ---
    Oh, dear. Mr. Sergeant seems to have
    gotten a good scolding from Natsumi.
[11:46] ---
    If we'd known this was going to happen,
    we should have invaded for real!
[11:50] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[11:52] ---
    Yeah?
[11:53] ---
    I went all the way to Osaka
    and waited on standby.
[11:57] ---
    Why didn't my turn come up at all?!
[11:59] ---
    For the sake of time, the Osaka scene
    was done using radio announcer lines.
SIGN    There are rumors that two of them were destroyed in Osaka, but this has not yet been confirmed!
[12:03] ---
    Hey, I was against this
    stupid prank from the start!
[12:07] ---
    Huh?
[12:09] ---
    Why can't you guys take a joke?
[12:12] ---
    Not broadminded enough
    to enjoy a little prank?
[12:16] ---
    Besides, there was no actual damage done!
[12:22] ---
    Sarge, do you have a moment?
[12:25] ---
    Hi! You enjoyed my prank project
     today, right, Master Fuyuki?
[12:31] ---
    Sure, I did,
[12:33] ---
    but it seems this got broken.
[12:36] ---
    Gero?
[12:38] ---
    Oh, dear!
[12:39] ---
    I messed up!
SIGN    Actual Damage Detected!
[12:41] ---
    Actual damage detected!
[12:44] ---
    My precious report, that I've
    spent years assembling, is on it.
[12:48] ---
    Oh, I see!
[12:49] ---
    Well...
[12:50] ---
    I'll take care of it!
[12:52] ---
    With Keronian Army technology,
[12:54] ---
    fixing a computer will be a cinch!
[13:01] ---
    Keroro: Just Kidding, Sir!
[13:07] ---
    Good grief...
[13:08] ---
    Honestly!
[13:09] ---
    Why is Kululu away on business
    at a time like this?!
[13:13] ---
    Yokosuka!
[13:15] ---
    Let's see, a computer shop...
[13:17] ---
    The computer shop's at...
[13:20] ---
    Gero?
[13:21] ---
    Sudden attack! An Andromedian Husky!
[13:24] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    No Dumping Trash!
SIGN    No Dumping Trash!
[13:35] ---
    Th-This is terrible!
[13:38] ---
    Oof!
[13:40] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    Stampede
[13:42] ---
    Sudden onslaught!
    A large pack of space cerberuses!
[13:45] ---
    Gero!
[13:52] ---
    M-Master Fuyuki's... computer...
[13:58] ---
    Sudden appearance! A mini black hole!
[14:00] ---
    Why?!
[14:04] ---
    Master Fuyuki's computer!
[14:09] ---
    Gero!
[14:12] ---
    What'll I do?!
[14:14] ---
    Just kidding!
SIGN    The Original Space Candid Camera!
SIGN    The Original Space Candid Camera!
[14:19] ---
    Space... Candid... Camera?
[14:25] ---
    Okay, face the camera and make a V-sign!
[14:29] ---
    Big success!
[14:31] ---
    Oh, so it was just a prank?
[14:35] ---
    You surprised me!
[14:37] ---
    Okay, restore that computer to normal and—
[14:39] ---
    Here!
[14:40] ---
    Don't worry!
[14:41] ---
    We prepared the latest
    model computer in exchange!
[14:45] ---
    Gero?
[14:46] ---
    The latest model in exchange?
[14:48] ---
    Bye-bee!
[14:50] ---
    Uh, I need that computer itself back...
[14:53] ---
    A real black hole sure is intense!
[14:58] ---
    H-Hey, wait!
[15:00] ---
    You can't do that!
[15:03] ---
    Inside of that...
[15:05] ---
    Inside of that...
[15:07] ---
    ...is the crystallization of Master Fuyuki's
    blood and sweat, tightly packed.
[15:18] ---
    What's wrong, Sarge?
[15:19] ---
    Oh, you fixed my computer!
SIGN    Gulp!
[15:21] ---
    Gulp!
[15:22] ---
    Well...
[15:24] ---
    ...about your computer...
[15:26] ---
    ...the truth is...
[15:27] ---
    ...I dropped it in a ditch,
[15:28] ---
    and it was run over by space cerberuses,
[15:31] ---
    then it got sucked into a mini black hole...
[15:35] ---
    I'm very sorry!
[15:38] ---
    Come on, Sarge!
[15:39] ---
    You're trying to surprise me again, right?
[15:42] ---
    April Fool's is outlawed here, you know?
[15:46] ---
    Oh... right, I forgot that!
[15:49] ---
    Actually, it was fixed long ago.
[15:51] ---
    So, I'll go get it right now!
[15:59] ---
    Slump...
[16:00] ---
    Whaa?!
[16:01] ---
    You told him it was fixed?!
[16:05] ---
    Yeah.
[16:07] ---
    What are you doing,
    telling a lie like that now?
[16:11] ---
    Didn't that prank you pulled earlier end up
    making it harder to tell him, as well?
SIGN    Yokosuka Curry
[16:16] ---
    Since it's been gobbled by a black hole,
[16:20] ---
    it'll be impossible even for me
    to return it to normal.
[16:23] ---
    Nope, nope nope nope nope!
[16:26] ---
    Since it's come to this...
[16:29] ---
    Wonder if my computer's fixed already?
[16:31] ---
    Just kidding! Sir!
[16:35] ---
    Just kidding! Sir!
[16:37] ---
    Sergeant, what have you been doing?
[16:40] ---
    Isn't it obvious?
[16:42] ---
    I'm practicing my, "Just kidding! Sir!"
[16:46] ---
    Is this the time to be doing that?!
[16:48] ---
    If I honestly tell Master Fuyuki that I was
     kidding when I said his computer was fixed,
[16:53] ---
    it's possible that he might forgive me.
[16:57] ---
    But, wouldn't apologizing that way
    have the opposite effect?
[17:00] ---
    Just kidding! Sir!
[17:03] ---
    Well! Either way, Fuyuki's
    computer isn't coming back.
[17:11] ---
    I just wanted to make Master Fuyuki
    and Lady Natsumi happy, that's all.
[17:18] ---
    That's all I wanted... so why...
[17:23] ---
    I no longer know what I should do...
[17:29] ---
    Just kidding!
[17:32] ---
    Just kidding!
[17:36] ---
    Just kid—
[17:39] ---
    Fuyuki-san!
[17:47] ---
    Just kidding!
SIGN    Huh?
[17:49] ---
    Huh?
[17:51] ---
    What do you mean?
[17:53] ---
    Actually, I'd made a back-up
    of the data on that computer.
SIGN    Back-Up!
[17:58] ---
    What?!
[17:59] ---
    So, you don't need to worry. I'll be fine!
[18:03] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[18:06] ---
    Sorry I didn't tell you, Sarge.
[18:11] ---
    Aww, he had us completely fooled!
[18:14] ---
    So he got even with you for earlier, huh?
[18:16] ---
    Or, like, one-punch comeback?
[18:18] ---
    Now there's nothing to complain about.
SIGN    Warning
[18:26] ---
    What's going on?
[18:32] ---
    It looks like someone's jumped
    into this black hole here.
[18:36] ---
    Jumped into a black hole?!
[18:39] ---
    Who in the world did that?!
[18:42] ---
    I'll take a quick look.
[18:44] ---
    Push the button.
[18:49] ---
    Mr. Sergeant?!
[18:50] ---
    Uncle!
[18:51] ---
    No way...
[18:52] ---
    In order to search for Fuyuki's computer,
[18:56] ---
    Keroro jumped into a black hole?
[18:58] ---
    But he said he had backed up the data.
[19:03] ---
    Whatever it takes!
[19:05] ---
    Whatever it takes!
[19:06] ---
    I will make sure to find
     Master Fuyuki's computer!
[19:14] ---
    Darn it!
[19:16] ---
    I can't give up over this!
[19:18] ---
    I will...
[19:19] ---
    I will find it and bring it back!
[19:26] ---
    Oh, no! Pull him out, quickly!
[19:33] ---
    What's most important is that
    Commander-dono came back safely.
[19:37] ---
    Plus, it's amazing enough that he
    came back safely from a black hole.
[19:42] ---
    Having found and brought that back
    can only be called a miracle!
[19:52] ---
    Is... that...
[19:55] ---
    It's a piece of your computer, Master Fuyuki.
[19:59] ---
    But, wasn't that sucked up into a black hole?
[20:03] ---
    Sarge, you went into a black hole?!
[20:06] ---
    Finding this was the best I could manage.
[20:10] ---
    Sarge...
[20:12] ---
    I'd backed up that data, so I'm fine.
[20:16] ---
    That's a lie.
[20:18] ---
    Master Fuyuki, you didn't want me
    to keep feeling bad,
[20:23] ---
    so you told a lie.
[20:27] ---
    Master Fuyuki, I'm sorry I lost
    your precious report.
[20:32] ---
    And I'm sorry for having made you lie,
    when you didn't need to!
[20:47] ---
    Anyway, I'll have to start researching
    my report from square one again.
[20:52] ---
    You'll help me, right?
[20:53] ---
    Sarge?
[20:55] ---
    Of course I will!
[20:57] ---
    Fuyuki!
[20:58] ---
    Stupid frog!
[21:00] ---
    Dinner's ready!
[21:02] ---
    Even so, Master Fuyuki, you're really
     bad at saying, "Just kidding!"
[21:07] ---
    Am I really?
[21:08] ---
    Watch me closely.
[21:10] ---
    "Just kidding!"
[21:13] ---
    "Just kidding!"
[21:14] ---
    No, not like that.
[21:16] ---
    "Just kidding!"
[21:17] ---
    See? Now, if you please.
[21:17] ---
    What are they doing?
[21:19] ---
    Just kidding!
[21:22] ---
    Just kidding!
[21:23] ---
    Just kidding!
[21:25] ---
    Just kidding!
[21:26] ---
    Thus, April Fool's became an
    unforgettable day for the Hinata household.
[21:32] ---
    Just kidding!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    I planned on thinking,
    but I just got sleepy again.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Kangaeru tsumori ga mata nemuku nari
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    (Yawn...)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    (fua~~)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Keroro!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Keroro!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    It happens a lot on Pekopon.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon ja yoku aru koto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    On Keron, they got mad at me.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Keron ja... okorareta~
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    (Study!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    (Gakushuu shiro!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Fighting until my body dries out.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Tatakai de kono karada ga kawaku made
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    (Woorrgh!)
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    (Uo~~)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    You liar!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Uso da!
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    I can't go back to my planet.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Hoshi ni wa kaerenai
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    (So many fond memories...)
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    (Mina, natsukashii...)
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    I do not really care.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Betsu ni ii desuu
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Couldn't care less...
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Betsu ni ii zee~
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    When in Rome,
    we're all in on it together.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    Gou ni haitchaeba nareai jan
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    (Yay! ♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    (Iei♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    We'll go back home.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    O-uchi ni kaeru
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Where?
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Doko da
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    The home we'll go back to.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Kaeru o-uchi wa
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kekero? It's the secret base.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kekero? himitsu kichi da to
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    (Guess so.)
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    (Ma~ na)
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    I think, sir.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    omou de arimasu
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    One, two!
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    See no!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Not a betrayal.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Uragiri ja naku
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    A grand operation!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    daisakusen
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    We're just lying low.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    senpukuchuu to
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    So we'll say in our report, which we'll
    turn in just before the deadline.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    houkoku sa teishutsu wa shimekiri no chokuzen
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    ...When was it again?
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    ...Itsu da kke??
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    (Preparing early is the crux of it...)
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    (Hayame ni junbi ga kimo de gozaru yo...)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    (S-Something other than
    invasion, though, please!)
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    (Shi-Shinryaku igai de o-tanomimousu!)
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero?!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero?!