E63 - Keroro's Gero-gero Teacher Story, Sir! / Keroro: We Meet Again, Father, Sir!

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[00:01] ---
    Hey, Keropachi!
[00:02] ---
    Oh, yeah!
[00:03] ---
    As your teacher, I don't
    recall raising you to be like that!
[00:07] ---
    I'm Keroro's father.
[00:09] ---
    I have promised to marry
    Lady Hinata Natsumi!
[00:11] ---
    I never knew you and Uncle
    had that kind of relationship.
[00:17] [SONG] ---
    Here we go!
[00:17] [SONG] ---
    "Sore ike~!!!"
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Even in your field of expertise,
    once in a while,
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    You're bound to mess up.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    You've just gotta say,
    "Wow, today's my lucky day,"
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    And make like you did it on purpose.
    That's the key.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    It's more fun when you're brainless.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    They keep saying
    Japanese people are depressing.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Isn't it time we did something about that?
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    And all of that is a relativistic
    anthropological argument, you see.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
    jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
[01:29] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:29] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    Good job!
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    "Gokurousan!!!"
SIGN    Kissho Academy Middle School
[01:45] ---
    This is Kissho Academy, the school
    Fuyuki-kun and Natsumi-chan attend.
[01:51] ---
    A passionate teacher has
    just arrived at this academy.
[02:03] ---
    Morning, everyone!
[02:04] ---
    What?!
[02:08] ---
    We're starting class right away!
[02:13] ---
    Keroro's Gero-gero Teacher Story, Sir!
[02:20] ---
    Who's that?
[02:22] ---
    Wh-Why is Sarge here?
[02:23] ---
    What could his intentions be?
[02:25] ---
    Why did Sergeant Keroro
    suddenly appear as their teacher?
[02:28] ---
    Flashing back to the day before!
[02:34] ---
    What kind of guy cries?!
[02:36] ---
    It's your fault for slacking off
    to begin with, anyway!
[02:39] ---
    But! But!
[02:40] ---
    "Notice to submit periodic report.
SIGN    Notice to Submit Periodic Report Please submit your report on the true state of Pekopon's youth. The deadline is June 17, 2005.
[02:43] ---
    Please submit your report on
    the true state of Pekopon's youth.
[02:47] ---
    The deadline is June 17, 2005."
[02:53] ---
    That's tomorrow.
[02:56] ---
    There's no way.
[02:56] ---
    Absolutely no way.
[03:01] ---
    I've thought up a good plan.
[03:03] ---
    Ooh!
[03:04] ---
    That's Kululu for you!
[03:06] ---
    I'll do it! I'll do it!
    I'll do anything, sir!
[03:09] ---
    And that is why Sergeant Keroro
    appeared as a passionate teacher
[03:13] ---
    at Fuyuki-kun's school.
[03:15] ---
    Listen up. My name is Kerono Keropachi.
[03:21] ---
    The "hachi" of "Keropachi" is...
SIGN    Screeeech
[03:28] ---
    ...the "hachi" used in
    the phrase "a pack of lies"!
SIGN    Screeeech
SIGN    Hachi
[03:32] ---
    Th-This sound is...
[03:33] ---
    Cover your ears, Nishizawa-san.
[03:35] ---
    What?
[03:38] ---
    I hope we can all get along.
[03:40] ---
    Okay!
SIGN    Satisfied!
[03:42] ---
    He seems like a good teacher.
[03:43] ---
    He does.
[03:44] ---
    He seems nice, too.
[03:46] ---
    His green skin is dreamy!
[03:49] ---
    Everyone has accepted him without question.
[03:51] ---
    The strange sound wave
    emitted by that chalk
[03:54] ---
    has the odd power to make
    everyone accept things.
[03:57] ---
    Please wait one moment.
[03:59] ---
    What is it?
[04:02] ---
    Where is Mr. Yamada,
    our homeroom teacher?
[04:05] ---
    Well, Mr. Yamada is going
    to be absent just for today,
[04:08] ---
    due to family reasons.
[04:10] ---
    Right around then, Mr. Yamada was...
[04:13] ---
    Uh, um, I need to go to school soon, so...
[04:17] ---
    Oh, dear! Are you going to run off
[04:20] ---
    and abandon an elderly lady
    who's lost and in trouble?
[04:23] ---
    That's not what I meant...
[04:25] ---
    I'm counting on you.
[04:29] ---
    So, now that's out of the way,
[04:31] ---
    I think we'll get right to a test
    to see how proficient you all are!
[04:36] ---
    Okay!
[04:37] ---
    A test out of the blue? This is news to us.
[04:40] ---
    In a sense, could this
    not inevitably be criticized
[04:43] ---
    as an oppressive action
     by the school?
[04:45] ---
    Please let me hear your thoughts on this.
[04:48] ---
    Tsukigami-san does not
    appear to be satisfied.
[04:51] ---
    That's a reporter for the Kissho Academy
    school paper for you.
[04:53] ---
    Sarge's sketchy sound wave attack
    didn't have any effect on her.
[04:57] ---
    I see. So a test out of the blue
    is a problem for you.
[05:02] ---
    That is right.
[05:03] ---
    Hey, Keropachi!
[05:04] ---
    It's news to me, too. A test out of nowhere?
[05:09] ---
    Oh, yeah!
[05:11] ---
    What a drag. I don't have to take this.
[05:15] ---
    Corporal Giroro!
[05:16] ---
    And Tama-chan, too!
[05:17] ---
    Who are they?
[05:18] ---
    Were they part of our class?
[05:19] ---
    And they're wearing weird masks, too.
[05:20] ---
    Oh, you two are...
SIGN    Screeeech Screeeech Screeeech
SIGN    Giroyama Giroroh Tamagawa Tamao
[05:25] ---
    ...Giroyama Giroroh-kun and
    Tamagawa Tamao-kun, aren't you?
[05:29] ---
    Oh, right! They're the punks Giroroh-kun...
[05:31] ---
    ...and Tamao-kun!
SIGN    Satisfied!
[05:33] ---
    Yeah, I definitely remember them
    being in our class.
[05:35] ---
    If there's going to be a test,
    I'm outta here.
[05:39] ---
    What he said.
[05:41] ---
    As your teacher, I don't recall
    raising you to be like that!
[05:45] ---
    What was that?
[05:46] ---
    You see, I... I... love the word "dedicated"!
[05:52] ---
    To put your life on the line
    and work hard in one place!
SIGN    Dedicated!
[05:58] ---
    Why don't you guys try
    working hard here, too?
[06:03] ---
    Sensei!
[06:04] ---
    Sensei, I was wrong!
[06:10] ---
    This is silly.
[06:12] ---
    But it might be interesting to do
    silly things once in a while.
[06:18] ---
    So you understand?
[06:19] ---
    I've been a teacher for 25 years,
    and nothing's made me happier!
[06:24] ---
    You guys, let's dedicate
    ourselves to taking this test!
[06:27] ---
    Yeah!
[06:29] ---
    Tsukigami Chiruyo-kun, right?
[06:31] ---
    Are you satisfied with this, too?
[06:34] ---
    Y-Yes...
[06:40] ---
    It was worth it to get Giroro
    and Tamama to infiltrate the class
[06:42] ---
    to be my shills, sir.
[06:44] ---
    All right! We're going to start the test now.
[06:49] ---
    Ready? Start!
[06:50] ---
    Just what kind of problems
    did Sarge give us?
[06:53] ---
    This is...
SIGN    Question 1 Draw lines connecting the aliens to their corresponding UFOs.
[06:54] ---
    "Question 1,
[06:56] ---
    draw lines connecting the aliens
    to their corresponding UFOs."
[06:58] ---
    "Question 2, write down where
    the following UFOs were sighted."
[07:02] ---
    Sensei!
[07:03] ---
    Hm? What is it?
[07:06] ---
    Ummonians and Little Greys...
[07:08] ---
    What purpose is there in putting things
    like aliens in our questions,
[07:11] ---
    when they do not exist?
[07:14] ---
    What's this you say?!
[07:16] ---
    Listen up!
[07:17] ---
    The great universe is infinitely vast!
[07:19] ---
    There are numerous galaxies and nebulas
[07:22] ---
    and countless planets out there!
[07:26] ---
    The probability of life coming into
    existence out there is immeasurable!
[07:30] ---
    That's why aliens exist! They really exist!
[07:32] ---
    Teaching things to students
    that aren't backed by hard evidence
[07:35] ---
    seems greatly problematic.
[07:38] ---
    What is your opinion on that?
[07:39] ---
    Evidence?
[07:41] ---
    Fine! If you're going to insist...
[07:43] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, don't tell me...
[07:44] ---
    Is he planning to reveal his identity?!
[07:46] ---
    Come learn about aliens with me,
    starting with the basics!
[07:50] ---
    Okay!
[07:51] ---
    Thus began the strange lesson by
    passionate teacher Kerono Keropachi,
[07:54] ---
    a.k.a. Sergeant Keroro.
[07:57] ---
    First, we have this!
[07:59] ---
    We'll talk about the great monster Champ,
    who was first sighted in 1987.
[08:04] ---
    Sensei, a photograph like that
    is bound to be a hoax.
[08:07] ---
    Sensei, you're wrong!
[08:09] ---
    As I recall, it should be 1977
    that Champ was first sighted.
[08:14] ---
    Ooh, you're exactly right, Hinata.
[08:17] ---
    Oh, no!
[08:18] ---
    I'm so ashamed!
[08:21] ---
    That was awesome, Hinata!
[08:22] ---
    That's Professor Occult for you!
[08:25] ---
    You were fabulous, Fuyuki-kun.
[08:27] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[08:29] ---
    I mean, Keropachi-sensei!
[08:31] ---
    Mm-hm. What is it, Giroyama?
[08:35] ---
    Our objective is to investigate
[08:37] ---
    the true state of
    Pekopon's youth, remember?!
[08:40] ---
    You're so proactive today, Giroyama.
[08:42] ---
    Your enthusiasm is to be commended!
[08:44] ---
    Then come stand in front of the chalkboard
[08:46] ---
    until you've solved this equation.
SIGN    Crushed
[08:52] ---
    Okay, next, we're going to
    measure your physical fitness!
[08:55] ---
    Sensei, what point is there to
    doing 100 frog hops while ribbiting?
[09:00] ---
    Point?
[09:01] ---
    Can't you all see what's
    going on over there?!
[09:03] ---
    Gero gero! Gero gero!
[09:07] ---
    Sports are not my forte,
[09:07] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero! Gero!
[09:08] ---
    but Fuyuki-kun works so hard at his studies.
[09:11] ---
    I can do this, too!
[09:18] ---
    You're kind of amazing, Nishizawa-san!
[09:20] ---
    All right! Let's follow Momocchi's lead!
[09:23] ---
    Yeah!
[09:26] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero! Gero! Gero!
[09:31] ---
    There doesn't have to
    be a point to working hard.
[09:34] ---
    It's important to dedicate yourself
    to whatever you're doing.
[09:39] ---
    Ribbiting is such a
    ridiculous thing to do...
[09:44] ---
    But...
[09:48] ---
    Gero gero! Gero gero!
[09:50] ---
    As a member of Kissho Academy's
    school paper,
[09:53] ---
    I have to understand how our readers,
    the ordinary students, feel!
SIGN    Gero! Gero! Gero! Gero!
[09:56] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
    Gero! Gero! Gero! Gero!
[10:04] ---
    And when class was over,
[10:05] ---
    the time came for Keropachi-sensei
    and the students to part ways.
[10:10] ---
    Sensei!
[10:13] ---
    Wait up, Sensei!
[10:15] ---
    Keropachi-sensei!
[10:17] ---
    Sensei, is this really goodbye?!
[10:19] ---
    You're awful! Leaving
    without saying anything?
[10:22] ---
    Class today was kind of different
    from usual, and really fun!
[10:27] ---
    Sensei.
[10:28] ---
    What is it, Tsukigami?
[10:31] ---
    I also got to see that there are
    all kinds of teachers in this world,
[10:36] ---
    so that was a bit educational.
[10:41] ---
    Let's all toss Mr. Keropachi in the air!
[10:45] ---
    All right, let's do it!
[10:46] ---
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[10:53] ---
    Thus, the drama of Kerono Keropachi
    and the students
[10:56] ---
    arrived at this invigorating final scene.
[10:59] ---
    Is this how it should be...?
[11:11] ---
    I got it!
[11:12] ---
    The answer is 0!
[11:14] ---
    ...is 0! ...is 0!
[11:22] ---
    I got too caught up playing
    the passionate teacher,
[11:25] ---
    and my poor all-important report...!
[11:27] ---
    I warned you!
SIGN    The submission window for your report is now closed.
[11:30] ---
    You made me play a granny,
    and this is what you have to show for it?
[11:34] ---
    Uh... um... I was participating,
    playing the roll of a student, too.
[11:38] ---
    Did you all notice that?
[11:40] ---
    Nah, not at all.
[11:43] ---
    Ultimately, Sergeant Keroro
    failed to write up his report.
[11:47] ---
    But the next time he has
    to put a report together...
[11:51] ---
    I just might show up at your school!
[12:02] ---
    One day, a guest showed
    up at the Hinata home.
[12:06] ---
    Coming!
[12:08] ---
    Yes, yes.
[12:09] ---
    Who might you...
[12:11] ---
    What the?
[12:12] ---
    Thank ya fer bein' so good to my boy.
[12:15] ---
    I'm, um, Keroro's father.
[12:18] ---
    What?!
[12:22] ---
    Keroro: We Meet Again, Father, Sir!
[12:28] ---
    This is just plain tea, but...
[12:29] ---
    Golly! Thank ya kindly fer takin' the time.
[12:33] ---
    Oh, yes, yes. Here.
[12:35] ---
    What?
[12:37] ---
    A souvenir, Space Instant Dumplings.
    Please enjoy 'em with everyone.
[12:41] ---
    Th-Thank you.
[12:43] ---
    B-By the way, Father, wh-what
    brings you here today so suddenly?
[12:48] ---
    Hmm, 'bout that...
[12:50] ---
    As I recall, Sarge's father is...
[12:52] ---
    Yes, he's the legendary ogre sergeant.
[12:55] ---
    He sank five space battleships
    in the Three Week Battle.
[12:59] ---
    And at Odetcha,
[13:01] ---
    they say he singlehandedly
    destroyed the Darkish Tri-Satellite.
[13:05] ---
    That's right. Truly, the most
    fearsome ogre sergeant.
[13:09] ---
    If his father's that formidable,
    why'd he suddenly drop by?
[13:17] ---
    Uh, the truth is...
[13:19] ---
    The truth is?
[13:21] ---
    The truth is...?!
[13:23] ---
    It's this here.
[13:28] ---
    How 'bout it? Ain't she a beauty?
[13:31] ---
    C-Could this possibly be...
[13:34] ---
    Yep. A match-makin' photo.
[13:36] ---
    M-Match-making?!
[13:39] ---
    Yer gettin' to be 'bout that age.
[13:41] ---
    I reckoned it was 'bout time
    ya settled down,
[13:44] ---
    so ya could tackle the Pekopon
    invasion with renewed vigor.
[13:50] ---
    A match-making meeting for the stupid frog?
[13:52] ---
    I wonder what the other person's like.
[13:54] ---
    I feel so sorry for Mr. Sergeant.
[13:56] ---
    Huh?
[13:57] ---
    What's there to feel sorry about?
[13:59] ---
    You just don't know, Natchi.
[14:02] ---
    When Keronian men marry, they
    pray for the prosperity of their families
[14:05] ---
    and to be blessed with children.
SIGN    Tremble Tremble Tremble
[14:07] ---
    In exchange, they have to vow to
    swear off children's toys for 100 years.
[14:11] ---
    Children's toys?
[14:13] ---
    No way! Does that mean...
[14:16] ---
    Gundam models would be
    out of the question.
[14:20] ---
    Gundam models! Gimme Gundam models!
[14:24] ---
    For Mr. Sergeant,
[14:25] ---
    being denied Gundam models
    would be the same as being told to die.
[14:30] ---
    And he's up against the ogre sergeant.
[14:32] ---
    If he carelessly turns down
    this match-making meeting...
[14:35] ---
    Wh-What are you saying will happen?
[14:40] ---
    Crash!
[14:43] ---
    His anger might get the better of him,
    and he'd destroy Pekopon.
[14:45] ---
    What?!
[14:46] ---
    Or something like that could be possible.
[14:50] ---
    Y-You're kidding, right?!
[14:51] ---
    What's the matter, Keroro?
[14:54] ---
    Could it be you've already
    found someone yer sweet on?
[15:09] ---
    That's exactly right, Father, sir!
[15:11] ---
    The truth is, as ashamed as I am to admit it,
[15:14] ---
    I have fallen for a woman of Pekopon,
    even though I am to invade it!
[15:16] ---
    Yes! I have promised to marry
    Lady Hinata Natsumi!
[15:20] ---
    Wha?!
[15:21] ---
    What?!
[15:22] ---
    What did he say?!
[15:26] ---
    M-Mois-chan!
[15:28] ---
    That can't be...
[15:30] ---
    This is a huge shock for Mois.
[15:31] ---
    I never knew you and Uncle
    had that kind of relationship.
[15:35] ---
    Or, like, utter despair?!
[15:38] ---
    Armageddon! One-hundred oneths!
SIGN    Armageddon
[15:42] ---
    Whoa! Mois, stop! Stop!
[15:46] ---
    Or, like, deceit tactic?
[15:49] ---
    That's right.
[15:50] ---
    Sarge is trying to find a way
    to turn down the match-making.
[15:53] ---
    But to use Natsumi like this? Unforgivable!
[15:56] ---
    If he were going to do this, I wish
    he had just used me instead.
[16:01] ---
    So yer sayin' that this Pekopon gal,
    Natsumi-san, is yer fiancée?
[16:06] ---
    Y-Yes.
[16:07] ---
    Hey, what gives you the right to...
[16:13] ---
    Natsumi-san.
[16:14] ---
    How 'bout it? Is what my boy says
    the honest-to-goodness truth?
[16:23] ---
    Yes!
[16:26] ---
    Calm down, Mr. Corporal!
[16:28] ---
    Sis is bending over backwards
    to help Sarge!
[16:31] ---
    What?!
[16:32] ---
    Bending over backwards for him?!
[16:38] ---
    Yer supposed to invade Pekopon,
[16:40] ---
    but now, one of its gals
    is to marry my son.
[16:47] ---
    Very well! This is truly joyous news!
[16:50] ---
    Gero?
[16:51] ---
    Invadin' Pekopon's important,
[16:53] ---
    but honestly, I'd rather see my boy happy!
[16:58] ---
    Father!
[16:59] ---
    Whoops. Ya just keep that bit
    a secret from the HQ.
[17:01] ---
    Yes, sir!
[17:03] ---
    So, Natsumi-san...
[17:05] ---
    Would ya get right to it and let me
    hear your resonance with my boy?
[17:09] ---
    R-Resonance?!
SIGN    Resonance
[17:10] ---
    I'd like to see proof
    that ya love each other!
[17:15] ---
    Wh-Why do I have to do
    something ridiculous like that?!
[17:19] ---
    And he's up against the ogre sergeant.
[17:22] ---
    If he carelessly turns this down...
[17:23] ---
    His anger might get the better of him,
    and he'd destroy Pekopon.
[17:26] ---
    Or something like that.
[17:33] ---
    Natsumi...
[17:39] ---
    I will do it in her place!
SIGN    Tamatamatama...
[17:44] ---
    Come, Mr. Sergeant, please join me.
[17:46] ---
    Uh, Tamama-kun?
[17:48] ---
    Yes?
[17:49] ---
    I'm sorry, but I'm lookin' to hear
    his resonance with Natsumi-san.
[17:54] ---
    Tama!
SIGN    Gloom
[17:55] ---
    So you're saying I'm no good?!
[17:57] ---
    Mm, ya can't do it with two men.
[18:03] ---
    Darn it all!
[18:07] ---
    Now, please get right to it.
[18:10] ---
    Lady Natsumi, please do this one thing.
[18:12] ---
    I understand. I just have to do it, right?
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
SIGN    Natsu... Natsu... Natsu...
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
[18:22] ---
    No.
[18:24] ---
    No good!
SIGN    Natsu... Natsu... Natsu...
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
[18:31] ---
    No.
[18:32] ---
    No good yet again!
SIGN    Natsu... Natsu... Natsu... Gerogerogero...
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
[18:37] ---
    No.
SIGN    Natsu... Natsu... Natsu...
[18:42] ---
    Natsunatsunatsu...
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
SIGN    Natsunatsunatsu...
SIGN    Natsunatsunatsu... Gerogerogero...
[18:52] ---
    Ah! I can see the bond ya two
    share real good!
[18:55] ---
    Honest-to-goodness
    resonance if I e'er heard it!
SIGN    Natsunatsunatsu...
[19:00] ---
    Natsumi!
[19:01] ---
    I can't help but feel a bit jealous.
[19:04] ---
    Or, like, combined power?
[19:06] ---
    Sis...
[19:08] ---
    Raise your arm in front of you
[19:10] ---
    and just as if you're going
    to punch through your target...
[19:12] ---
    Punch! Punch! Punch!
[19:15] ---
    As you lean over,
    raise your knee to your chest,
[19:15] ---
    Keron exercises, as dictated by space radio.
[19:18] ---
    and as you straighten up, kick out big...
[19:19] ---
    It's a must every mornin' in our home.
[19:22] ---
    Froggy hoppy hoppy, three hoppy, hoppy.
[19:25] ---
    Together hoppy hoppy, six hoppy, hoppy?
[19:27] ---
    This's an important lullaby
    to put Keronian babes to sleep.
[19:31] ---
    You'll hafta sing it faster or yer
    cryin' li'l one won't go to sleep.
[19:35] ---
    Froggy hoppy hoppy, three hoppy, hoppy.
[19:37] ---
    Together hoppy hoppy, six hoppy, hoppy?
[19:39] ---
    Even faster.
[19:41] ---
    Froggy hoppy hoppy, three hoppy, hoppy!
[19:43] ---
    Together hoppy boppy,
    six boppy, poppyoppy!
[19:44] ---
    Faster!
[19:48] ---
    After the weddin' ceremony,
    ya can't make 'em anymore,
[19:51] ---
    so ya two just make
    oodles of 'em now while ya can.
[19:54] ---
    Why do I have to even do things like this?!
[19:59] ---
    Very good.
[20:15] ---
    Um...
[20:17] ---
    Father?
[20:20] ---
    What is it?
[20:23] ---
    N-No... it's nothing.
[20:27] ---
    It's nothing, sir.
[20:47] ---
    Father?!
[20:48] ---
    Where are you, Father?!
[20:51] ---
    What's wrong, Sarge?
[20:52] ---
    When I woke up this morning,
[20:54] ---
    my father had disappeared, sir!
[20:56] ---
    Huh?
[20:57] ---
    What?!
[20:58] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[20:59] ---
    I found this at the entrance.
[21:04] ---
    "To Keroro, I have inconvenienced
    you with my sudden visit."
SIGN    58th Planet, Toad Nebula - Planet Keron
[21:10] ---
    I thought just coming to
    see you because I missed you
[21:13] ---
    would sully your pride as a fine soldier.
[21:18] ---
    The talk of match-making
    was just an excuse.
[21:22] ---
    Though it is a cheap item,
SIGN    Express Planet Keron
[21:24] ---
    I am leaving a necklace
    behind along with this letter.
[21:28] ---
    Please give it to Natsumi-san and thank her
SIGN    Express Planet Keron
[21:32] ---
    for putting up with my boy's little charade.
[21:41] ---
    Father...
[21:42] ---
    I guess your father saw through it all.
[21:46] ---
    That's the universe's former most
    formidable ogre sergeant for you.
[21:48] ---
    Your ruse was no better than
    a child's game to him.
[21:52] ---
    What a great father you have.
[21:53] ---
    Ah, Lady Natsumi!
[21:55] ---
    So this is for me?
[21:57] ---
    Oh, that's...
[21:58] ---
    Wow, it's pretty!
[22:05] ---
    What is this?!
[22:07] ---
    Space pearls are ferocious by nature,
[22:09] ---
    so unless you put them on
    while gently soothing them,
[22:12] ---
    they are dangerous, ma'am.
[22:14] ---
    I don't want this thing!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Please give me love.
     Give me lots, lots more.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Come on, it's not like
    you'll have less of it.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    I want to live my life for you,
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    As long as you'll let me live
    in the lap of luxury.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Zeitaku sasete kureru nara
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    But even then, I'll take a break
    once in a while.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    How's that? How's that? How's that?
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    How about something like this?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Konnan de dossu ka?
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    When you're in that
    critically desperate situation,
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Shake your hips and fake it!
     Dancing, dancing!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    I want love and courage,
    and to be popular! (I want it...)
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll do it with spirit and guts!
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    If things don't go well,
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    Umaku ikanai nara
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    That's because you are a stupid kid...
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[23:52] ---
    Kululu here.
[23:54] ---
    Rainy season, huh? The good season's
     finally come around.
[23:56] ---
    The spring that every last moron
    prizes to no purpose is done with,
[24:00] ---
    and the summer is yet to come.
[24:01] ---
    This damp, depressing season
    is still the best.
[24:05] ---
    Never mind that. Next time,
[24:06] ---
    when it comes to moisture,
    you know who's coming!
[24:07] ---
    "Keroro: If You're Going to Suck, Suck Away!
    Just Kidding, Please Don't, Sir!"
[24:11] ---
    "Dororo Escapes His Trauma, Sir!"
[24:14] ---
    These two stories.
    How's that?
[24:16] ---
    Ge-Gero!