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E309 - Giroro: The Invasion of Pekopon Begins, Sir! / Giroro & Natsumi: Operation Texting, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
SIGN    2010
[01:31] ---
    2010.
[01:33] ---
    The Earth was suddenly subjected to
    invasion by mysterious extraterrestrials,
[01:37] ---
    and its cities were reduced
    to rubble in an instant.
[02:01] ---
    Attacking is the ultimate form of invasion.
[02:04] ---
    Prepare yourself, Pekoponians!
[02:09] ---
    What's that? What's wrong?
[02:12] ---
    My chest...
[02:13] ---
    ...t-tightening...
[02:23] ---
    A-A dream...
[02:27] ---
    Giroro: The Invasion of Pekopon Begins, Sir!
SIGN    Hmmmm
SIGN    Hmmm
SIGN    Hmmm
SIGN    Hmmm
[02:41] ---
    The Gundam model special sale is tomorrow.
[02:45] ---
    But it's my turn to do the chores tomorrow.
[02:51] ---
    Being on chores duty always ruins my plans.
[02:55] ---
    Being on duty?
[02:56] ---
    Just then, inside Sergeant Keroro's body,
[02:59] ---
    this spring's finest adrenaline spouted out.
[03:04] ---
    Invasion duty?
[03:06] ---
    Precisely!
[03:07] ---
    Just as the Hinata family uses a
    turn-taking system with its daily chores,
[03:10] ---
    we'll create a turn-based system
    for the invasion.
SIGN    Today's Invasion
[03:15] ---
    A system like that will definitely
    increase performance.
[03:18] ---
    Are you not just trying to make it
    easier on yourself, Mr. Sergeant?
[03:22] ---
    It's obvious cunning.
[03:25] ---
    Equating the invasion with housework.
    You must be joking...
[03:30] ---
    But wait a second...
[03:31] ---
    Taking turns with invasion duty
[03:33] ---
    means everything from planning the strategy
    to the execution would go exactly as I wished.
[03:38] ---
    I don't think it's a bad idea.
[03:42] ---
    Then I'll ask you to take invasion duty
    for tomorrow, Corporal Giroro!
[03:48] ---
    That's what I was hoping for.
[03:49] ---
    Then let's do it!
SIGN    Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
SIGN    Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu...
[03:59] ---
    Then tomorrow,
SIGN    Today's Invasion
[04:00] ---
    at 1030 hours,
[04:01] ---
    we'll have a special strategy
    meeting in this room!
[04:04] ---
    Understood?!
[04:05] ---
    Roger!
[04:07] ---
    Now that it's my turn,
[04:09] ---
    there won't be any lukewarm plans.
[04:11] ---
    We'll invade the backbone of Pekopon with
    an overwhelming display of armed might.
SIGN    The Next Day
[04:15] ---
    So, the next day...
[04:20] ---
    What is this?!
SIGN    Currently
[04:21] ---
    Nobody's here!
[04:26] ---
    Giroro, sorry!
[04:27] ---
    I'm busy right now.
SIGN    Special Project Limited-time Sale
[04:29] ---
    I just couldn't make the meeting.
[04:31] ---
    Mr. Sergeant! There's a
    limited-time sale over here!
[04:34] ---
    Or, like, booming business?
[04:36] ---
    Sorry, Senpai.
[04:39] ---
    The goodwill ambassador of curry
[04:40] ---
    suddenly said something about borscht...
[04:42] ---
    Ah, that's 1,980 yen.
[04:45] ---
    Sheesh! Both of those guys...
[04:49] ---
    Dororo here.
[04:50] ---
    Commander-dono told me what's going on,
[04:52] ---
    but what is today's meeting about?
[04:55] ---
    Right now, I am in the middle of training,
[04:56] ---
    Come to think of it,
[04:58] ---
    we didn't even invite Dororo
    to the meeting yesterday.
[04:58] ---
    but if it is urgent...
[05:00] ---
    Only one thing to do!
[05:02] ---
    I'll do it by myself!
[05:06] ---
    Jeez!
[05:07] ---
    Who's on duty today?
[05:10] ---
    I knew it! Stupid frog...
[05:13] ---
    Then please sign for this.
[05:15] ---
    Sure.
[05:17] ---
    I'm on duty, so I sign for things.
[05:21] ---
    Thank you.
[05:23] ---
    You're welcome.
[05:24] ---
    Now, then...
[05:26] ---
    Normally I wouldn't be able to purchase
    a new, expensive weapon like this.
[05:30] ---
    This turn-taking system is wonderful!
[05:34] ---
    In addition to normal attacks,
[05:36] ---
    this device has a recycling function that can absorb
    enemy attacks, amplify their power many times over,
[05:40] ---
    and fire them back at the enemy.
[05:42] ---
    Also,
[05:43] ---
    it can be activated with this remote control.
[05:47] ---
    Stupid frog!
[05:49] ---
    Natsumi...
[05:50] ---
    Keroro isn't here.
[05:52] ---
    I'm on duty, so if you've
    got a problem, come to me.
[05:56] ---
    You're on duty today, Giroro?
[05:58] ---
    Y-Yeah, well...
[06:00] ---
    Perfect timing.
[06:03] ---
    If I can be of service, let me know.
[06:07] ---
    W-What is this?
[06:11] ---
    This really helps out.
[06:12] ---
    Please work in the stupid frog's stead.
[06:17] ---
    Yeesh.
[06:18] ---
    Darn you, Keroro...
[06:21] ---
    And there you go!
[06:24] ---
    You're done already?
[06:25] ---
    Yeah.
[06:26] ---
    Then do the laundry and clean the bathroom!
[06:29] ---
    L-Laundry?!
[06:31] ---
    Clean?!
[06:34] ---
    Giroro!
[06:35] ---
    I know!
[06:39] ---
    You... stupid...
[06:55] ---
    You didn't have to carry it all at once.
[06:59] ---
    When it comes to chores,
    the stupid frog could teach you a thing or two.
[07:03] ---
    I'm not here to do chores.
[07:07] [SONG] ---
    Skya skya skya... skya skya skya...
[07:10] [SONG] ---
    Skya skya skya...
[07:12] [SONG] ---
    Skya skya skya skya... skya skya...
[07:15] ---
    Is this what Keroro always does?
[07:19] ---
    All right, finished!
[07:21] ---
    Good job! Want some tea?
[07:35] ---
    All I need is this...
[07:37] ---
    ...to invade Pekopon single-handedly!
[07:41] ---
    All right! Activate!
[07:47] ---
    The...
[07:48] ---
    The remote control is gone!
[07:50] ---
    Not here!
[07:51] ---
    Not here! Not here!
[07:53] ---
    Not here! Not here!
[07:58] ---
    Here it is!
[07:59] ---
    That's soap.
[08:03] ---
    Wait...
[08:08] ---
    Outside?
[08:13] ---
    Giroro!
[08:15] ---
    Giroro!
[08:17] ---
    You forgot this!
[08:20] ---
    Wh-What?
[08:29] ---
    Automatic operation on.
[08:39] ---
    Darn it! Where is it?
[08:44] ---
    An explosion in the base?!
[08:57] ---
    Natsumi!
[09:03] ---
    Here it comes!
[09:04] ---
    Run!
[09:15] ---
    What the heck happened?
[09:17] ---
    I don't know!
[09:22] ---
    Automatic operation?
[09:24] ---
    Is it a glitch?
[09:25] ---
    I'll silence you!
[09:35] ---
    What?!
[09:42] ---
    Natsumi, are you okay?
[09:53] ---
    Tch!
[09:59] ---
    It's absorbing my attacks, amplifying them,
    and then firing them back.
[10:04] ---
    So what should we do?
[10:06] ---
    My hands are tied...
[10:08] ---
    But there must be...
[10:10] ---
    My hands are tied...
[10:12] ---
    I've got it!
[10:16] ---
    Giroro!
[10:17] ---
    Hide!
[10:24] ---
    I was right!
[10:25] ---
    If I don't attack,
[10:27] ---
    its attacks are weak.
[10:28] ---
    I can even dodge them!
[10:33] ---
    Take...
[10:35] ---
    ...this!
[11:05] ---
    I'm sorry about before, Giroro.
[11:07] ---
    Oh, that's okay.
[11:10] ---
    Besides...
[11:11] ---
    Besides?
[11:14] ---
    Nothing.
[11:16] ---
    I was just thinking that randomly
    attacking takes no skill.
[11:22] ---
    Corporal Giroro learned that an invasion
[11:24] ---
    isn't all about attacking.
[11:29] ---
    Hey, you!
[11:30] ---
    What were you thinking?!
[11:32] ---
    Buying something so expensive!
[11:33] ---
    And turning the base to rubble!
[11:35] ---
    This isn't funny!
[11:37] ---
    Grrr!
[11:44] ---
    What's wrong, Natsumi-chan?
[11:47] ---
    I can't take it! What should I do?!
[11:50] ---
    What's wrong, Sis?
[11:54] ---
    Actually...
SIGN    Recording live and making memories in Ikaho
[11:56] ---
    I was texting back and forth with Yayoi,
[11:59] ---
    but then she suddenly stopped replying.
[12:01] ---
    I'm worried that maybe I said something
    in the last text that annoyed her.
SIGN    Papillon
[12:06] ---
    You're worrying too much.
[12:08] ---
    But I'm nervous about it!
SIGN    Incoming
[12:12] ---
    Here it is!
[12:16] ---
    Thank goodness!
[12:17] ---
    Yayoi wasn't mad!
[12:21] ---
    I was on the edge of my seat there!
[12:24] ---
    When text responses suddenly stop coming,
[12:26] ---
    it makes you anxious to the point where
     you can't concentrate on anything else.
[12:31] ---
    That's an exaggeration, Sis.
[12:32] ---
    No, it isn't!
[12:34] ---
    After all, the texts suddenly stopped coming!
[12:38] ---
    It's natural to worry!
[12:44] ---
    What, Keroro?
[12:46] ---
    I heard something good.
[12:50] ---
    Gero gerori!
[12:54] ---
    Giroro & Natsumi: Operation Texting, Sir!
[13:00] ---
    When text responses suddenly stop coming,
[13:02] ---
    it makes you anxious to the point where
     you can't concentrate on anything else.
[13:07] ---
    "When text responses suddenly stop coming,
[13:10] ---
    it makes you anxious to the point where
    you can't concentrate on anything else."
[13:13] ---
    What about it?
[13:15] ---
    I'm not interested in cell phone texts!
[13:17] ---
    Don't you get it?
SIGN    Subject: Sorry... I couldn't buy the DVD you reserved the other day because they were out of stock.
[13:19] ---
    Just waiting for a phone text reply is enough
[13:21] ---
    to make the Pekoponians anxious to the point
[13:24] ---
    where they can't do anything!
[13:26] ---
    It's a foolish yet astonishing new truth!
[13:28] ---
    Really?
SIGN    Yakitori Furukawa
[13:30] ---
    What's wrong?
[13:30] ---
    Oh, Bona-chan hasn't answered my text.
[13:34] ---
    Come to think of it, did you get
    a birthday text from Kikurage-san?
[13:37] ---
    Nope. And it ticks me off!
[13:39] ---
    Their way of life can definitely be
    taken advantage of for the invasion.
[13:44] ---
    Let the experiment begin!
[13:48] ---
    The target is Hinata Natsumi.
[13:51] ---
    We'll use this phone to initiate a text conversation
    with Hinata Natsumi for three rounds,
[13:56] ---
    and then suddenly stop.
[13:58] ---
    If we do that...
[14:04] ---
    The text...
[14:05] ---
    The text isn't coming.
[14:06] ---
    The text isn't coming!
[14:08] ---
    ...she'll be so obsessed with the phone
[14:11] ---
    that she won't be able to focus on anything.
    That'll be our chance...
[14:15] ---
    ...to remake the Hinata home
    into a Keron Army base!
[14:19] ---
    If this experiment succeeds,
[14:22] ---
    so will the invasion of Pekopon!
[14:24] ---
    Nice idea!
[14:26] ---
    Or, like, cutting edges?
[14:28] ---
    I disagree!
[14:30] ---
    If you do this, Natsumi-dono will...
SIGN    So mean!
[14:33] ---
    So mean!
[14:34] ---
    Gero gerori!
[14:36] ---
    Ridiculous...
[14:37] ---
    Gero?
[14:38] ---
    I'm outta here.
[14:40] ---
    I want no part of a plan like this.
[14:44] ---
    Incidentally,
[14:45] ---
    the one who's going to send
    the texts to Lady Natsumi...
[14:47] ---
    ...is you, Corporal Giroro!
[14:50] ---
    Don't make me say it again.
[14:52] ---
    Huh?
[14:53] ---
    I want no part of a plan...
[14:54] ---
    This is the phone
    you'll be using for this plan.
[14:59] ---
    And?
[15:01] ---
    Hinata Natsumi's texting address
    is already entered.
[15:08] ---
    You did it, Doctor!
[15:10] ---
    Or, like, instant effect?
[15:12] ---
    And so...
SIGN    The Experiment Begins
[15:13] ---
    ...let the experiment begin!
[15:17] ---
    Natsumi's texting address...
[15:20] ---
    But still...
[15:21] ---
    ...what should I text her?
[15:23] ---
    Corporal Giroro, don't take it so seriously.
SIGN    Don't take it so seriously.
[15:27] ---
    Don't take it so seriously...
SIGN    Subject: Um...
SIGN    Um, it's me, Giroro
[15:30] ---
    Don't take it so seriously...
[15:31] ---
    Don't take it so seriously...
[15:34] ---
    Don't take it so seriously!
[15:38] ---
    Oh, it's you...
[15:40] ---
    Your text was delivered.
[15:42] ---
    What?!
[15:43] ---
    You're pushing the send button.
[15:45] ---
    "Um, it's me, Giroro."
[15:48] ---
    What is this?
[15:49] ---
    A self-introduction?
[15:51] ---
    Crap!
[15:52] ---
    I was so surprised that I sent
    a half-finished text!
[15:56] ---
    You have a new text.
[16:05] ---
    Cats are blabbermouths these days.
SIGN    You've Got Mail
SIGN    Sending
SIGN    What...?
[16:15] ---
    What?
[16:16] ---
    Th-This is...
[16:18] ---
    What?
[16:20] ---
    What?
[16:22] ---
    Is Natsumi a little curious?
[16:25] ---
    All right.
SIGN    Subject: Actually...
SIGN    The last
[16:27] ---
    The last...
[16:29] ---
    ...text...
[16:30] ---
    Huh? Corporal...
[16:33] ---
    F-Fuyuki...
[16:35] ---
    Your text was sent.
[16:37] ---
    What?!
[16:38] ---
    You did it again.
[16:40] ---
    "The last text"...
[16:42] ---
    What?
[16:43] ---
    What are you doing?
[16:45] ---
    Oh, um...
[16:48] ---
    You have a new text.
SIGN    What is it? Spit it out.
[16:51] ---
    What is it? Spit it out.
[16:54] ---
    Th-This is...
[16:57] ---
    What is it?
[16:59] ---
    Please, spit it out!
[17:01] ---
    Spit it out...
[17:02] ---
    Maybe this is working out as planned?!
[17:07] ---
    Corporal?
[17:11] ---
    I just have to send Natsumi one more text...
[17:14] ---
    ...and from a place where no one's looking.
[17:18] ---
    D-D-D-Don't look!
[17:20] ---
    All right!
[17:21] ---
    But what should I write?!
[17:26] ---
    How can I say it...
SIGN    How can I say it
SIGN    Sending
[17:31] ---
    Your text was sent.
[17:35] ---
    That makes three times.
[17:37] ---
    I'm done sending texts.
[17:40] ---
    But what a pain in the butt
    phone texting is.
[17:44] ---
    However...
[17:52] ---
    What happened?!
[17:53] ---
    It's been over an hour and Natsumi
    still hasn't returned my text!
[17:56] ---
    So you're also also bothered when
    you don't get a text response.
[17:59] ---
    Th-That's not true!
[18:02] ---
    M-Maybe I'll try sending her one more text...
SIGN    Several Minutes Later
[18:10] ---
    She answered me!
SIGN    Subject: I'm Starting to Get Mad Enough! You're annoying me, so stop sending texts!
[18:16] ---
    Enough! You're annoying me,
    so stop sending texts!
[18:19] ---
    Wha...?!
SIGN    You're annoying me, so stop sending texts!
[18:23] ---
    W-Wha...?!
[18:26] ---
    This is bad! This is really bad!
[18:29] ---
    Are you going to apologize to Natsumi-chan?
[18:31] ---
    Me, apologize?!
SIGN    Public Bath
[18:41] ---
    Huh?
[18:43] ---
    Um...
[18:48] ---
    Officer! I found a phone!
[18:53] ---
    Amazing!
[18:54] ---
    Or, like, firstly lastly?
[18:57] ---
    Now we just have to plan the Keron flag
    and the experiment will be a success.
[19:01] ---
    What will be a success?
[19:03] ---
    Well, that's...
[19:05] ---
    L-Lady Natsumi...
[19:07] ---
    Aren't you supposed to be
    preoccupied with phone texts?
SIGN    Crack
[19:09] ---
    You turn someone's home into a monstrosity,
SIGN    Crack
[19:11] ---
    and then follow it up with babbling
[19:15] ---
    that sheds light on nothing?
[19:19] ---
    Hey! Wait up!
[19:21] ---
    I've got no choice!
[19:26] ---
    Sorry. Forgive me!
[19:38] ---
    Your text has been sent.
[19:41] ---
    He did it yet again.
[19:42] ---
    What?!
[19:44] ---
    So that was yours, Giroro!
[19:46] ---
    Hey, who'd you send text to?
[19:48] ---
    I... I didn't!
[19:50] ---
    Come on, who?
[19:51] ---
    Who was it?!
[19:52] ---
    Tell me!
[19:53] ---
    H-Hey, knock it off! Would you stop it?
[19:54] ---
    Tell me, tell me!
[19:58] ---
    Shoot!
SIGN    Incoming Mail
[20:07] ---
    Your data has been erased.
[20:10] ---
    It's gone...
[20:12] ---
    Sorry, Giroro.
[20:14] ---
    Oh, don't worry about it.
[20:23] ---
    Sheesh.
[20:24] ---
    What were your texts about today?
[20:26] ---
    Sorry. Forget about it!
[20:29] ---
    Oh?
[20:30] ---
    But that last text...
[20:32] ---
    That one was cute.
[20:34] ---
    The last text?
SIGN    Sorry about befouled
[20:36] ---
    "Sorry about befouled?"
[20:38] ---
    Th-That's...
[20:42] ---
    Don't tell me I typed it in wrong back then.
SIGN    Sorry about before
[20:46] ---
    Isn't this what you wanted?
[20:49] ---
    Dang it!
[20:50] ---
    You're such a goofball.
[20:53] ---
    Thanks to that, I forgot about being angry
    with the stupid frog and his friends.
[20:59] ---
    Gero?
[21:00] ---
    That Giroro!
[21:01] ---
    He sends me another text
    at a time like this?!
[21:07] ---
    He says, "Sorry about befouled!"
[21:09] ---
    What is that?
[21:11] ---
    Well, thanks to Giroro's text,
[21:13] ---
    Lady Natsumi isn't mad at us anymore.
[21:16] ---
    Still, put the house back the way it was.
[21:18] ---
    Right!
[21:20] ---
    I know, Giroro!
[21:22] ---
    I'll answer your text later.
[21:24] ---
    I'm not doing it anymore.
[21:27] ---
    I've had my share of being led around
     by the nose by phone texts.
[21:37] ---
    There it is!
[21:39] ---
    Mail from Natsumi!
SIGN    Subject: Giroro-senpai... Always thinking of you
[21:42] ---
    Wha...?!
[21:44] ---
    Despite what he said,
[21:45] ---
    Corporal Giroro thought phone texts
     weren't all that bad.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
SIGN    On Duty Today
SIGN    Today's Invasion
[23:22] ---
    Private Tamama here.
[23:24] ---
    On the next episode of Keroro Gunsou,
[23:25] ---
    the cutest, loveliest member of the Keroro Platoon,
    namely me, is the protagonist!
[23:29] ---
    It is an awesome episode
[23:31] ---
    that is hilarious and good for you!
[23:33] ---
    Everyone, please watch it!
[23:35] ---
    That aside...
[23:36] ---
    I am not done talking!
[23:38] ---
    Let me talk, for crying out loud!
[23:39] ---
    "Tamama: The Sweets Kingdom, Sir!"
[23:42] ---
    "Momoka: Sorry to Impose on You, Sir!"
[23:45] ---
    Those two stories! How's that?
[23:47] ---
    Ge-Gero!