E53 - Keroro: Operation Invadethe Treasure, Sir! / Angol Mois: More MoreCherry Blossom Viewing, Sir!

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SIGN    Toad Nebula
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    I am the leader of the Special Advance Team
SIGN    58th Planet
SIGN    Space Invasion Force
[00:03] ---
    of the Space Invasion Force of
    the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula...
SIGN    Special Advance Team
SIGN    Leader
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
[00:07] ---
    ...Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[00:09] ---
    With this, we will send the
    foolish Pekoponians running
[00:11] ---
    in one fell swoop!
[00:13] ---
    Armageddon!
[00:15] ---
    Or, like, never falter?
[00:17] ---
    That darn woman!
[00:18] ---
    Get your sorry butt back to planet Angol!
[00:20] ---
    If it is for Uncle, such a feat is nothing.
[00:24] ---
    Somehow, I feel this heartrending pain...
[00:27] ---
    Truly... precious things...
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Here we go!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    "Sore ike~!!!"
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Even in your field of expertise,
    once in a while,
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    You're bound to mess up.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    You've just gotta say,
    "Wow, today's my lucky day,"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    And make like you did it on purpose.
    That's the key.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    It's more fun when you're brainless.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    They keep saying
    Japanese people are depressing.
[01:28] [SONG] ---
    Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
[01:28] [SONG] ---
    Isn't it time we did something about that?
[01:31] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:31] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:34] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:34] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:37] [SONG] ---
    Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
    jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
[01:37] [SONG] ---
    And all of that is a relativistic
    anthropological argument, you see.
[01:44] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:44] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:55] [SONG] ---
    "Gokurousan!!!"
[01:55] [SONG] ---
    Good job!
[02:01] ---
    The pyramids of Giza.
[02:03] ---
    Stonehenge in Britain.
[02:06] ---
    Machu Picchu, the Incan city in the sky.
[02:09] ---
    The moai statues of Easter Island.
[02:11] ---
    The megalithic structures left all over
    the globe hold many mysteries.
[02:17] ---
    Are they not proof that there
    were aliens in ancient times?!
[02:21] ---
    Are these not evidence that aliens
[02:22] ---
    with a far more advanced industrial
    civilization than ancient mankind
[02:26] ---
    once tried to invade Earth?!
[02:27] ---
    Next week, TV Inner-Tokyo
    will close in on this mystery!
[02:31] ---
    Please look forward to it!
[02:35] ---
    Wow, that sounds interesting!
    I can't wait for next week!
[02:39] ---
    What garbage.
    Who cares about stuff like that?
[02:42] ---
    You should care! It's the greatest
    mystery for the people of Earth!
[02:47] ---
    If we could just solve that mystery,
[02:48] ---
    our civilization might be able to
    take a giant leap forward.
[02:52] ---
    Never mind such ancient history.
    The present is more of an issue.
[02:56] ---
    For example...
[02:58] ---
    Quit slacking off and get your
    assigned chores done already!
[03:02] ---
    Sure, sure.
[03:04] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[03:06] ---
    She has no idea I have just found
    the key to our invasion of Pekopon!
[03:13] ---
    Keroro: Operation Invade
    the Treasure, Sir!
SIGN    Chichen Itza Castillo (Castle)
[03:18] ---
    Aw, man. Sis just has no imagination.
[03:22] ---
    We've actually got aliens like
    the Sarge and his friends here,
[03:25] ---
    so if we could just investigate
    these megalithic structures,
[03:27] ---
    I'm sure we could find a
    connection to aliens there, too.
[03:31] ---
    All right, Master Fuyuki.
[03:33] ---
    We are off to investigate those
    megalithic structures, sir!
[03:37] ---
    Huh?
[03:40] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[03:41] ---
    The megalithic structures left on
    Pekopon are bound to be objects
[03:44] ---
    made for the purpose of
     invading the planet
[03:46] ---
    by aliens who came here
    in ancient times, sir!
[03:48] ---
    I see, I see.
[03:50] ---
    Master Fuyuki is
    knowledgeable about such things,
[03:53] ---
    and that is why I have brought
    him along as our guide, sir.
[03:55] ---
    That is my Mr. Sergeant!
    Cunning as always!
[04:01] ---
    So, Master Fuyuki,
[04:02] ---
    for our first point of investigation,
    we really should go to Egypt...
[04:04] ---
    Yeah, we've got to go
    to the pyramids of Giza.
[04:07] ---
    Roger!
[04:08] ---
    Kululu, confirm our heading!
[04:10] ---
    Next stop, Giza. Giza, Egypt.
[04:16] ---
    Ooh! So this is a pyramid!
[04:19] ---
    Its awesomeness is overwhelming!
SIGN    Pyramids of Giza
[04:24] ---
    Incidentally, by
    deploying their anti-barrier,
SIGN    Anti-Barrier
[04:26] ---
    Sergeant Keroro and his platoon
    can hide themselves from Earthlings.
[04:31] ---
    The anti-barrier is the technological
    equivalent of the invisibility cloak.
[04:35] ---
    It is a highly useful feature,
[04:37] ---
    which can also be set so only specific
    people, like Fuyuki, can see them.
[04:41] ---
    The pyramids of Giza were
    said to be the tombs of kings,
[04:44] ---
    but these days, the tomb theory
    is on the way out.
[04:47] ---
    If they are not tombs,
    then what are they?
[04:50] ---
    Apparently, the placement
    of the three pyramids
[04:52] ---
    is approximately the same as
    the three stars of Orion's Belt.
[04:55] ---
    So there's a theory
[04:57] ---
    that they contain some message
    related to heavenly bodies.
[05:00] ---
    Orion, huh?
[05:02] ---
    The aliens of the 5th planet of Rigel
    live over that way.
[05:05] ---
    The aliens of the 5th planet of Rigel
[05:07] ---
    are famous for their
    powerful space battleships, sir!
SIGN    Imagined Diagram
[05:13] ---
    This is looking promising, sir!
[05:15] ---
    Let us begin investigating
    right away!
[05:21] ---
    Wow! Amazing! I'm beyond thrilled!
[05:25] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[05:27] ---
    He has no idea. How naïve of him, sir!
[05:30] ---
    I'm going to check out things
    over here real quick.
[05:33] ---
    There is nothing here.
[05:37] ---
    Huh?
[05:38] ---
    The lights...
[05:46] ---
    Wh-Wh-Who...
[05:48] ---
    Who's there?!
[05:53] ---
    Tama!
[05:57] ---
    Oh?
[05:59] ---
    A dead end, huh?
[06:05] ---
    M-Mummies!
[06:07] ---
    Sarge!
[06:14] ---
    Oof. Oof.
[06:16] ---
    Spaces too small for Pekoponians to fit
[06:18] ---
    are the places that should
    hold its secrets, sir.
[06:22] ---
    Oof. Oof.
[06:25] ---
    Wh-What is this?
[06:30] ---
    Stay away from me!
[06:34] ---
    Gero!
[06:46] ---
    Kululu!
[06:47] ---
    I figured out what this pyramid was built for.
[06:50] ---
    Really?! Is it a hiding place for a
    space battleship, just like I thought?
[06:54] ---
    This was a place built by the aliens
    of the 5th planet of Rigel...
[07:00] ---
    ...as a holographic
    haunted house, apparently.
[07:03] ---
    A h-haunted house?
[07:08] ---
    That was amazing, Sarge!
[07:09] ---
    So the aliens did build the pyramids!
[07:13] ---
    Oh, I swear!
[07:15] ---
    If they are aliens,
[07:16] ---
    I wish they would take the invasion
    of Pekopon more seriously, sir!
[07:19] ---
    Master Fuyuki,
    where do we investigate next?
[07:22] ---
    Right! Next...
[07:25] ---
    Ooh! What do we have here?!
[07:27] ---
    The Incan city in the sky, Machu Picchu.
SIGN    Machu Picchu
[07:29] ---
    It's built this high up in the mountains,
[07:31] ---
    and yet, it's shaped like
    a wharf for ships, right?
[07:35] ---
    So there's a theory that it's a city
    from during the Great Flood.
[07:40] ---
    Master Fuyuki,
    that theory is wrong, sir.
[07:43] ---
    Because this was clearly a
    space station for alien ships.
SIGN    Imagined Diagram
[07:47] ---
    In other words, this was a
    front-line base for aliens, sir!
[07:51] ---
    Gero?!
[07:52] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, I found these
    lying around on the ground.
[07:54] ---
    What? What? Munitions?
[07:58] ---
    Take a look at the surrounding terrain.
[08:00] ---
    Building a space station in a place
    with such steep ups and downs?
[08:04] ---
    Gero? D-Don't tell me...
[08:06] ---
    That's right! It was probably the
    launch station for a roller coaster!
[08:10] ---
    R-Roller coaster?!
[08:13] ---
    I see!
[08:15] ---
    Wait. First, a haunted house,
    and now a rollerc oaster?!
[08:18] ---
    So aliens did build Machu Picchu, too.
[08:22] ---
    That's so amazing!
[08:24] ---
    Let's go to the next place! Next!
SIGN    Stonehenge
[08:28] ---
    This is the most famous stone circle,
     Stonehenge of Britain.
[08:33] ---
    It is just a bunch of
    big rocks lined up, sir.
[08:36] ---
    They say this stone circle was a device
    to establish the sun's location
[08:39] ---
    when it rises on the
    spring and autumn equinoxes.
[08:43] ---
    But I think it's unnecessarily large for that.
[08:47] ---
    The sun on the spring
    and autumn equinoxes...
[08:50] ---
    I got it!
[08:52] ---
    It must be a weapon
    that collects the sun's rays
[08:53] ---
    to produce a powerful beam, sir!
[08:59] ---
    Then, shall we use some virtual stones
     and fill in the missing parts?
[09:04] ---
    There!
[09:09] ---
    Wow, what is this?
[09:12] ---
    And with this all-mighty remote controller...
[09:14] ---
    Click!
[09:18] ---
    This sound...
[09:20] ---
    Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
[09:21] ---
    Ah-ha, so this is a burner for cooking.
[09:24] ---
    A burner?
[09:27] ---
    Giant aliens would probably
    need a burner this size to do hot pot.
[09:32] ---
    Wow, that's amazing!
[09:40] ---
    Grr! How dare they build
    something so misleading! I swear!
[09:44] ---
    What a thrill this has been!
[09:46] ---
    After all, there's nothing strange
    about there being aliens of all sizes.
SIGN    Easter Island
[09:52] ---
    Wow! It's Easter Island!
[09:55] ---
    This island is full of
    all kinds of mysteries,
[09:58] ---
    but the moai statues
    have got to be top the list!
[10:00] ---
    What were they built for?
    How were they transported?
[10:03] ---
    Ooh, this is so exciting!
[10:06] ---
    They are very ugly dolls.
[10:08] ---
    But I hope that this time, they really
    are weapons for invading Pekopon.
[10:11] ---
    These have power units built into them.
[10:15] ---
    What? Then did aliens build these, too?
[10:18] ---
    That's amazing!
[10:33] ---
    Gero! I... I have a hunch that there's
    tremendous power here!
[10:38] ---
    Could it be?!
[10:40] ---
    Huh?
[10:46] ---
    Th-This looks familiar somehow...
[10:51] ---
    I did an underground scan.
[10:53] ---
    It looks like there's a mallet
    buried down there.
[10:56] ---
    In other words, this was...
SIGN    Imagined Diagram
[10:58] ---
    ...whack-a-mole for giant aliens!
[11:00] ---
    Exactly.
[11:02] ---
    Every last one of them,
    thinking about nothing but having fun...
[11:06] ---
    Keroro's ambitious plan
    fell apart all too easily.
[11:12] ---
    Sis, we're home!
[11:13] ---
    We're home, sir.
[11:15] ---
    Sheesh! Where the heck
    did you wander off to?
[11:18] ---
    Never mind that, Sis!
[11:20] ---
    Those ancient megalithic structures
    really were built by aliens!
[11:24] ---
    Isn't that amazing?!
[11:25] ---
    Okay, okay, I get it,
    so go fold the laundry, Fuyuki.
[11:29] ---
    And, stupid frog, clean the bath!
[11:31] ---
    Hurry up and...
[11:35] ---
    What's wrong, Sis?
[11:38] ---
    Wh-What is this?!
[11:40] ---
    Hey!
[11:42] ---
    In the spirit of a souvenir, more or less...
[11:44] ---
    You brought it home?
[11:46] ---
    Sarge, that was a bad idea.
[11:48] ---
    It's in the way, so take it back!
[11:50] ---
    Gero!
[11:53] ---
    Fine.
[11:54] ---
    Now, this story is a work of fiction.
[11:57] ---
    It has absolutely nothing
    to do with real people,
[11:59] ---
    organizations, tourist spots,
    or ancient megalithic structures.
[12:04] ---
    Please don't believe any of this!
[12:14] ---
    In the seventh month of 1999,
SIGN    The Year 1999 7th Month
[12:17] ---
    the Great Lord of Terror
    will descend from the sky,
[12:20] ---
    in order to resurrect
    King Angolmois.
[12:25] ---
    Well, there was a time when there
    was a huge fuss about that, but...
[12:29] ---
    Do you remember that?
[12:31] ---
    Okay, now that you remember...
SIGN    April, 2005
[12:41] ---
    Wh-What's going on?!
[12:43] ---
    The Great Lord of Terror has descended!
[12:45] ---
    Mois-chan!
[12:49] ---
    Angol Mois: More More
    Cherry Blossom Viewing, Sir!
[12:55] ---
    Right around then,
[12:55] ---
    in the secret base deep underground
    beneath the Hinata residence
[12:58] ---
    built by Sergeant Keroro
    and his platoon,
[13:00] ---
    a surprising plan was
    about to be put into motion.
[13:05] ---
    The computer says tomorrow
    will be optimal for our plan.
[13:08] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, let us do it!
[13:10] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[13:12] ---
    The time has come.
[13:13] ---
    We will execute Operation Star Two tomorrow!
[13:17] ---
    Confirming equipment!
[13:19] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[13:21] ---
    With this, we will send the
    foolish Pekoponians running
[13:23] ---
    in one fell swoop!
SIGN    Cherry Blossom Viewing Set
[13:27] ---
    A cherry blossom viewing set.
[13:30] ---
    Every year, when the
    cherry blossoms bloom,
[13:32] ---
    the Pekoponians perform a ritual
    called "cherry blossom viewing."
[13:36] ---
    According to my analysis,
[13:37] ---
    through this ritual,
    they release their stress,
[13:40] ---
    using it as a motivating force to
    achieve phenomenal economic growth.
[13:44] ---
    Therefore, my Keroro Platoon
[13:47] ---
    will also perform this Pekopon-style
    cherry blossom viewing,
[13:49] ---
    and use it as our motivating force
    to invade Pekopon, sir!
[13:52] ---
    Yay! I cannot wait to go cherry blossom
    viewing with Mr. Sergeant!
[13:55] ---
    Then, now that we're getting in
    the spirit, shall we do our usual thing?
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
SIGN    Tamatamatama...
SIGN    Kulukulukulu...
[14:02] ---
    Resonance times three.
SIGN    Resonance x 3
[14:05] ---
    Wh-What was that?!
[14:10] ---
    The impact is making the
    cherry blossoms shed their petals.
[14:13] ---
    What?!
[14:15] ---
    Mois, stop! Stop!
[14:17] ---
    Don't do this!
[14:20] ---
    It will be fine! It will be over in a flash!
[14:23] ---
    Or, like, single sitting?
[14:25] ---
    There's nothing fine about that at all!
[14:28] ---
    Why are you trying to wreck Earth
    the moment you get back, anyway?
[14:33] ---
    I went back to Planet Angol, and as
    I gazed upon scenes of my homeland,
[14:37] ---
    I suddenly found myself remembering
    the promise I made 500 years ago.
SIGN    Never Falter
[14:41] ---
    Or, like, never falter?
[14:44] ---
    With the fine weather and everything,
[14:46] ---
    I feel like I will be able to
    cleanly crack Pekopon in half today.
[14:50] ---
    So...
[14:51] ---
    The ultimate technique passed down
    from Angol Tribe parent to child!
SIGN    Ultimate Esoteric Technique
SIGN    Armageddon
[14:55] ---
    Armageddon! 1/1!
[15:01] ---
    Hold it!
[15:02] ---
    Uncle?
SIGN    Hinata Residence
SIGN    Earth's Crust
SIGN    Lithosphere
    Asthenosphere
SIGN    Mantle
SIGN    Outer Core
SIGN    Inner Core
[15:06] ---
    Sergeant Keroro's call out to Mois
    diminished her concentration,
SIGN    Power Halved
[15:09] ---
    and the power of the
    Armageddon was halved, but...
[15:15] ---
    All the cherry blossoms of Japan
    ended up shedding their petals.
[15:19] ---
    Hmph.
[15:20] ---
    This is one heck of a setback.
[15:28] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    The cherry blossoms have fallen...
[15:29] ---
    The cherry blossoms have fallen...
[15:31] ---
    Is that it, sir?
[15:35] ---
    Are you all right, Uncle?
[15:37] ---
    You! What have you done?!
[15:40] ---
    You totally ruined Mr. Sergeant's
    plan to view cherry blossoms!
[15:43] ---
    I... I had no idea...
[15:46] ---
    Uncle, I'm sorry!
[15:47] ---
    Or, like, total nuisance?
[15:49] ---
    If you feel bad about it,
[15:51] ---
    then make the cherry blossoms
    bloom again!
[15:53] ---
    What?
[15:54] ---
    If you can't do it,
[15:56] ---
    get your sorry butt back to planet Angol!
[15:58] ---
    Got it?!
[16:01] ---
    All right.
[16:03] ---
    Mois-chan, are you sure about
    making a promise like that?
[16:06] ---
    Yes, I believe I can make it work somehow.
[16:08] ---
    Uncle had his heart set on this
    operation, so I will do my best!
[16:12] ---
    Or, like, newfound resolve?
[16:16] ---
    Your warm words have restored
    my spirit, Lady Mois!
[16:21] ---
    After all the preparations
    we have made,
[16:23] ---
    we won't give up on it now, sir!
[16:25] ---
    Uncle!
[16:26] ---
    Lady Mois!
SIGN    Jealousy
[16:29] ---
    Jealousy!
SIGN    Grind grind grind grind...
[16:31] ---
    That woman! Butting in between
    Mr. Sergeant and me again, is she?!
[16:37] ---
    But the cherry blossoms have fallen.
[16:39] ---
    There's no way she can
    make them bloom again!
[16:41] ---
    Tuck your tail between your legs
    and go back to the boonies!
SIGN    Kululu
[16:45] ---
    Come on, I'm asking you, Kululu.
[16:47] ---
    It's just a machine to
    make cherry blossoms bloom.
[16:49] ---
    Knowing you, you could
    whip one up, right?
[16:52] ---
    Don't wanna.
[16:53] ---
    Making one would be easy,
[16:55] ---
    but heart-warming machines
    like that aren't my thing.
[17:00] ---
    Kululu, you stingy jerk!
[17:02] ---
    Uncle!
SIGN    Kululu
[17:03] ---
    Please rejoice! I have found
    a good way to do this!
[17:06] ---
    Ah, Lady Mois, well done!
[17:09] ---
    You have saved me from having to
    beg that twisted Kululu, sir.
[17:16] ---
    Okay, Spot, please do the
    "dig here, woof, woof" thing.
[17:20] ---
    Woof, woof! Dig here, woof, woof!
[17:22] ---
    Sarge, doing that isn't going to...
[17:25] ---
    No, no, if we do as instructed
    by the text that Lady Mois found,
[17:28] ---
    cherry blossoms will bloom, sir.
[17:30] ---
    You call it a text, but...
SIGN    Old Man
    Cherry Blossoms
[17:33] ---
    It is Old Man Cherry Blossoms!
[17:35] ---
    If we do as this book says,
    cherry blossoms should bloom!
[17:38] ---
    Or, like, thorough research?
[17:42] ---
    That good-for-nothing!
[17:43] ---
    She is trying to cozy up
    to Mr. Sergeant! The nerve!
[17:46] ---
    Unforgivable!
[17:50] ---
    "Poor little Spot.
[17:52] ---
    After the old man buried Spot,
    a large tree grew over the grave."
[17:57] ---
    Or, like, that's just a stuffed suit?
[18:00] ---
    And a tree won't grow immediately...
[18:02] ---
    Not a problem.
[18:03] ---
    A drizzle of this space fertilizer, and...
[18:09] ---
    Wow!
[18:12] ---
    A-Amazing!
[18:15] ---
    That was fast.
[18:17] ---
    "The old man cut down
    the big tree to make a mortar,
[18:20] ---
    and he pounded rice
    with that mortar to make rice cakes."
[18:27] ---
    You have a good rhythm going here,
    Master Fuyuki, sir.
[18:29] ---
    Let's keep pounding away, sir!
[18:31] ---
    Wait, when did I end up
    getting roped into helping them?
[18:35] ---
    "The evil old man next door smashed
    the mortar to pieces and burned it up.
[18:40] ---
    With that ash..."
[18:43] ---
    Well, I had time to kill,
[18:45] ---
    so on a whim, I threw this together.
    A Cherry Blossoms Machine.
SIGN    Cherry Blossoms Machine
[18:52] ---
    Did you really?!
     Thank you very much!
[18:56] ---
    One warning, though.
[18:57] ---
    It works on the Old Man Cherry Blossoms
     system, so it makes ash,
[19:01] ---
    but burning mortar like that
    won't do you any good.
[19:04] ---
    In order to make proper ash,
[19:06] ---
    you'll have to burn things
    that have been genuinely loved.
[19:10] ---
    You'll have to burn truly precious things.
[19:13] ---
    I hope you have the resolve to do that.
SIGN    Truly Precious Things
[19:17] ---
    Truly... precious things...
[19:23] ---
    Ha! Like that woman has that kind of nerve!
[19:27] ---
    Come on! Give up and go back
    to the boonies!
[19:31] ---
    So? What do you make of the whole deal?
[19:35] ---
    Man!
[19:37] ---
    This looks good! I can hardly wait!
[19:40] ---
    Yes. I understand.
[19:42] ---
    Tama?!
[19:44] ---
    I will prepare objects that
    have been genuinely loved.
[19:47] ---
    If it is for Uncle, such a feat is nothing.
[19:52] ---
    Wh-What?!
[19:54] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle.
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle.
[19:54] ---
    What dazzling brilliance!
[19:58] ---
    Compared to her, I'm...
[20:00] ---
    ...a hardened lump of jealousy
    and obsessive attachment!
[20:03] ---
    A miserable, little, ugly thing!
[20:08] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama falls in defeat
[20:10] ---
    in the face of Mois-chan's
    pure and innocent smile!
[20:15] ---
    There we go.
[20:31] ---
    Wow! It is making smoke! It is making smoke!
[20:40] ---
    Uncle! Now you can do
    your cherry blossom viewing!
[20:44] ---
    Huh? Cherry blossom viewing?
[20:46] ---
    Oh, that's right, sir!
[20:48] ---
    I don't have time to be making
    balls of rice cakes, sir!
[20:52] ---
    I shall make these bare trees blossom!
    I shall make these bare trees blossom!
[20:56] ---
    Ah, here we go!
[20:58] ---
    Well, well.
[20:59] ---
    So it was Lady Mois's devotion that
    made these cherry blossoms bloom.
[21:05] ---
    Gero?!
[21:06] ---
    Wh-What is this sensation?
[21:09] ---
    I should be happy to have
    my cherry blossom viewing,
[21:12] ---
    but somehow,
    I feel this heartrending pain...
[21:16] ---
    That's strange. I'm even
    starting to tear up, sir.
[21:20] ---
    Gero?
[21:22] ---
    L-L-Lady Mois?
[21:22] ---
    There!
[21:24] ---
    What are those things
    that you've been burning?
[21:27] ---
    Oh! My dear, dear Uncle.
[21:31] ---
    These are things, my dear, dear Uncle,
[21:33] ---
    that you have carefully, carefully
    poured your love into.
[21:36] ---
    Don't tell me... Don't tell me...
SIGN    We are sorry, gods of plastic models.
[21:46] ---
    Geeeeeeeerooooooooooo!!
SIGN    Geeerooo
[21:50] ---
    Wow! This is amazing!
[21:52] ---
    Thus, in exchange for the sacrifice
    of the precious Gundam models,
[21:55] ---
    Mois-chan's wish came gloriously true.
[21:59] ---
    Except for two people,
    who suffered deep traumas,
SIGN    They Lived Happily Ever After
[22:03] ---
    they lived happily ever after.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Please give me love.
     Give me lots, lots more.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Come on, it's not like
    you'll have less of it.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I want to live my life for you,
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    As long as you'll let me live
    in the lap of luxury.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Zeitaku sasete kureru nara
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    But even then, I'll take a break
    once in a while.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    How's that? How's that? How's that?
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    How about something like this?
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Konnan de dossu ka?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    When you're in that
    critically desperate situation,
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Shake your hips and fake it!
     Dancing, dancing!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    I want love and courage,
    and to be popular! (I want it...)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    I'll do it with spirit and guts!
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    If things don't go well,
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Umaku ikanai nara
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    That's because you are a stupid kid...
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[23:37] ---
    Tamama here!
[23:38] ---
    With spring in full swing,
    it has become pleasantly warm,
[23:41] ---
    and it is a season that makes people
    cheerful without even realizing it.
[23:43] ---
    Some people may be mulling
    over a sense of despair in their lives,
[23:47] ---
    but that is not my problem,
    so let us be merry! Tama!
[23:50] ---
    More importantly, he will finally be
    returning in the next episode!
[23:53] ---
    "Fuyuki: I'm a Master Detective, Sir?"
[23:56] ---
    "Dororo: Warrior Returned, Sir!"
[23:59] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[24:01] ---
    Ge-Gero!