# E53 - Keroro: Operation Invadethe Treasure, Sir! / Angol Mois: More MoreCherry Blossom Viewing, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2DKV0/keroro-operation-invadethe-treasure-sir--angol-mois-more-morecherry-blossom-viewing-sir)
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***SIGN*** Toad Nebula
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I am the leader of the Special Advance Team
***SIGN*** 58th Planet
***SIGN*** Space Invasion Force
**[00:03] ---**
of the Space Invasion Force of
the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula...
***SIGN*** Special Advance Team
***SIGN*** Leader
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
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...Sergeant Keroro, sir!
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With this, we will send the
foolish Pekoponians running
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in one fell swoop!
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Armageddon!
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Or, like, never falter?
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That darn woman!
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Get your sorry butt back to planet Angol!
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If it is for Uncle, such a feat is nothing.
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Somehow, I feel this heartrending pain...
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Truly... precious things...
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
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"Sore ike~!!!"
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Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
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Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
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Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
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Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
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Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
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Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
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Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
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And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
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Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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Let's just give it a go.
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Paatto itcho yarimashou
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Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
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The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
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It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
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Let's just give it a go.
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Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[01:28] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
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Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[01:31] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:31] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:34] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:34] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:37] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
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And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:44] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
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Let's do everything and anything!
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"Gokurousa~n!!!"
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Good job!
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The pyramids of Giza.
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Stonehenge in Britain.
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Machu Picchu, the Incan city in the sky.
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The moai statues of Easter Island.
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The megalithic structures left all over
the globe hold many mysteries.
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Are they not proof that there
were aliens in ancient times?!
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Are these not evidence that aliens
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with a far more advanced industrial
civilization than ancient mankind
**[02:26] ---**
once tried to invade Earth?!
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Next week, TV Inner-Tokyo
will close in on this mystery!
**[02:31] ---**
Please look forward to it!
**[02:35] ---**
Wow, that sounds interesting!
I can't wait for next week!
**[02:39] ---**
What garbage.
Who cares about stuff like that?
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You should care! It's the greatest
mystery for the people of Earth!
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If we could just solve that mystery,
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our civilization might be able to
take a giant leap forward.
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Never mind such ancient history.
The present is more of an issue.
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For example...
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Quit slacking off and get your
assigned chores done already!
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Sure, sure.
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Gero gero gero!
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She has no idea I have just found
the key to our invasion of Pekopon!
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Keroro: Operation Invade
the Treasure, Sir!
***SIGN*** Chichen Itza Castillo (Castle)
**[03:18] ---**
Aw, man. Sis just has no imagination.
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We've actually got aliens like
the Sarge and his friends here,
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so if we could just investigate
these megalithic structures,
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I'm sure we could find a
connection to aliens there, too.
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All right, Master Fuyuki.
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We are off to investigate those
megalithic structures, sir!
**[03:37] ---**
Huh?
**[03:40] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[03:41] ---**
The megalithic structures left on
Pekopon are bound to be objects
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made for the purpose of
invading the planet
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by aliens who came here
in ancient times, sir!
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I see, I see.
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Master Fuyuki is
knowledgeable about such things,
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and that is why I have brought
him along as our guide, sir.
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That is my Mr. Sergeant!
Cunning as always!
**[04:01] ---**
So, Master Fuyuki,
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for our first point of investigation,
we really should go to Egypt...
**[04:04] ---**
Yeah, we've got to go
to the pyramids of Giza.
**[04:07] ---**
Roger!
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Kululu, confirm our heading!
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Next stop, Giza. Giza, Egypt.
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Ooh! So this is a pyramid!
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Its awesomeness is overwhelming!
***SIGN*** Pyramids of Giza
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Incidentally, by
deploying their anti-barrier,
***SIGN*** Anti-Barrier
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Sergeant Keroro and his platoon
can hide themselves from Earthlings.
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The anti-barrier is the technological
equivalent of the invisibility cloak.
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It is a highly useful feature,
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which can also be set so only specific
people, like Fuyuki, can see them.
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The pyramids of Giza were
said to be the tombs of kings,
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but these days, the tomb theory
is on the way out.
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If they are not tombs,
then what are they?
**[04:50] ---**
Apparently, the placement
of the three pyramids
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is approximately the same as
the three stars of Orion's Belt.
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So there's a theory
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that they contain some message
related to heavenly bodies.
**[05:00] ---**
Orion, huh?
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The aliens of the 5th planet of Rigel
live over that way.
**[05:05] ---**
The aliens of the 5th planet of Rigel
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are famous for their
powerful space battleships, sir!
***SIGN*** Imagined Diagram
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This is looking promising, sir!
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Let us begin investigating
right away!
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Wow! Amazing! I'm beyond thrilled!
**[05:25] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
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He has no idea. How naïve of him, sir!
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I'm going to check out things
over here real quick.
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There is nothing here.
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Huh?
**[05:38] ---**
The lights...
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Wh-Wh-Who...
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Who's there?!
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Tama!
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Oh?
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A dead end, huh?
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M-Mummies!
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Sarge!
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Oof. Oof.
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Spaces too small for Pekoponians to fit
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are the places that should
hold its secrets, sir.
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Oof. Oof.
**[06:25] ---**
Wh-What is this?
**[06:30] ---**
Stay away from me!
**[06:34] ---**
Gero!
**[06:46] ---**
Kululu!
**[06:47] ---**
I figured out what this pyramid was built for.
**[06:50] ---**
Really?! Is it a hiding place for a
space battleship, just like I thought?
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This was a place built by the aliens
of the 5th planet of Rigel...
**[07:00] ---**
...as a holographic
haunted house, apparently.
**[07:03] ---**
A h-haunted house?
**[07:08] ---**
That was amazing, Sarge!
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So the aliens did build the pyramids!
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Oh, I swear!
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If they are aliens,
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I wish they would take the invasion
of Pekopon more seriously, sir!
**[07:19] ---**
Master Fuyuki,
where do we investigate next?
**[07:22] ---**
Right! Next...
**[07:25] ---**
Ooh! What do we have here?!
**[07:27] ---**
The Incan city in the sky, Machu Picchu.
***SIGN*** Machu Picchu
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It's built this high up in the mountains,
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and yet, it's shaped like
a wharf for ships, right?
**[07:35] ---**
So there's a theory that it's a city
from during the Great Flood.
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Master Fuyuki,
that theory is wrong, sir.
**[07:43] ---**
Because this was clearly a
space station for alien ships.
***SIGN*** Imagined Diagram
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In other words, this was a
front-line base for aliens, sir!
**[07:51] ---**
Gero?!
**[07:52] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, I found these
lying around on the ground.
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What? What? Munitions?
**[07:58] ---**
Take a look at the surrounding terrain.
**[08:00] ---**
Building a space station in a place
with such steep ups and downs?
**[08:04] ---**
Gero? D-Don't tell me...
**[08:06] ---**
That's right! It was probably the
launch station for a roller coaster!
**[08:10] ---**
R-Roller coaster?!
**[08:13] ---**
I see!
**[08:15] ---**
Wait. First, a haunted house,
and now a rollerc oaster?!
**[08:18] ---**
So aliens did build Machu Picchu, too.
**[08:22] ---**
That's so amazing!
**[08:24] ---**
Let's go to the next place! Next!
***SIGN*** Stonehenge
**[08:28] ---**
This is the most famous stone circle,
Stonehenge of Britain.
**[08:33] ---**
It is just a bunch of
big rocks lined up, sir.
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They say this stone circle was a device
to establish the sun's location
**[08:39] ---**
when it rises on the
spring and autumn equinoxes.
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But I think it's unnecessarily large for that.
**[08:47] ---**
The sun on the spring
and autumn equinoxes...
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I got it!
**[08:52] ---**
It must be a weapon
that collects the sun's rays
**[08:53] ---**
to produce a powerful beam, sir!
**[08:59] ---**
Then, shall we use some virtual stones
and fill in the missing parts?
**[09:04] ---**
There!
**[09:09] ---**
Wow, what is this?
**[09:12] ---**
And with this all-mighty remote controller...
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Click!
**[09:18] ---**
This sound...
**[09:20] ---**
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
**[09:21] ---**
Ah-ha, so this is a burner for cooking.
**[09:24] ---**
A burner?
**[09:27] ---**
Giant aliens would probably
need a burner this size to do hot pot.
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Wow, that's amazing!
**[09:40] ---**
Grr! How dare they build
something so misleading! I swear!
**[09:44] ---**
What a thrill this has been!
**[09:46] ---**
After all, there's nothing strange
about there being aliens of all sizes.
***SIGN*** Easter Island
**[09:52] ---**
Wow! It's Easter Island!
**[09:55] ---**
This island is full of
all kinds of mysteries,
**[09:58] ---**
but the moai statues
have got to be top the list!
**[10:00] ---**
What were they built for?
How were they transported?
**[10:03] ---**
Ooh, this is so exciting!
**[10:06] ---**
They are very ugly dolls.
**[10:08] ---**
But I hope that this time, they really
are weapons for invading Pekopon.
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These have power units built into them.
**[10:15] ---**
What? Then did aliens build these, too?
**[10:18] ---**
That's amazing!
**[10:33] ---**
Gero! I... I have a hunch that there's
tremendous power here!
**[10:38] ---**
Could it be?!
**[10:40] ---**
Huh?
**[10:46] ---**
Th-This looks familiar somehow...
**[10:51] ---**
I did an underground scan.
**[10:53] ---**
It looks like there's a mallet
buried down there.
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In other words, this was...
***SIGN*** Imagined Diagram
**[10:58] ---**
...whack-a-mole for giant aliens!
**[11:00] ---**
Exactly.
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Every last one of them,
thinking about nothing but having fun...
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Keroro's ambitious plan
fell apart all too easily.
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Sis, we're home!
**[11:13] ---**
We're home, sir.
**[11:15] ---**
Sheesh! Where the heck
did you wander off to?
**[11:18] ---**
Never mind that, Sis!
**[11:20] ---**
Those ancient megalithic structures
really were built by aliens!
**[11:24] ---**
Isn't that amazing?!
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Okay, okay, I get it,
so go fold the laundry, Fuyuki.
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And, stupid frog, clean the bath!
**[11:31] ---**
Hurry up and...
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What's wrong, Sis?
**[11:38] ---**
Wh-What is this?!
**[11:40] ---**
Hey!
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In the spirit of a souvenir, more or less...
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You brought it home?
**[11:46] ---**
Sarge, that was a bad idea.
**[11:48] ---**
It's in the way, so take it back!
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Gero!
**[11:53] ---**
Fine.
**[11:54] ---**
Now, this story is a work of fiction.
**[11:57] ---**
It has absolutely nothing
to do with real people,
**[11:59] ---**
organizations, tourist spots,
or ancient megalithic structures.
**[12:04] ---**
Please don't believe any of this!
**[12:14] ---**
In the seventh month of 1999,
***SIGN*** The Year 1999 7th Month
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the Great Lord of Terror
will descend from the sky,
**[12:20] ---**
in order to resurrect
King Angolmois.
**[12:25] ---**
Well, there was a time when there
was a huge fuss about that, but...
**[12:29] ---**
Do you remember that?
**[12:31] ---**
Okay, now that you remember...
***SIGN*** April, 2005
**[12:41] ---**
Wh-What's going on?!
**[12:43] ---**
The Great Lord of Terror has descended!
**[12:45] ---**
Mois-chan!
**[12:49] ---**
Angol Mois: More More
Cherry Blossom Viewing, Sir!
**[12:55] ---**
Right around then,
**[12:55] ---**
in the secret base deep underground
beneath the Hinata residence
**[12:58] ---**
built by Sergeant Keroro
and his platoon,
**[13:00] ---**
a surprising plan was
about to be put into motion.
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The computer says tomorrow
will be optimal for our plan.
**[13:08] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, let us do it!
**[13:10] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[13:12] ---**
The time has come.
**[13:13] ---**
We will execute Operation Star Two tomorrow!
**[13:17] ---**
Confirming equipment!
**[13:19] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[13:21] ---**
With this, we will send the
foolish Pekoponians running
**[13:23] ---**
in one fell swoop!
***SIGN*** Cherry Blossom Viewing Set
**[13:27] ---**
A cherry blossom viewing set.
**[13:30] ---**
Every year, when the
cherry blossoms bloom,
**[13:32] ---**
the Pekoponians perform a ritual
called "cherry blossom viewing."
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According to my analysis,
**[13:37] ---**
through this ritual,
they release their stress,
**[13:40] ---**
using it as a motivating force to
achieve phenomenal economic growth.
**[13:44] ---**
Therefore, my Keroro Platoon
**[13:47] ---**
will also perform this Pekopon-style
cherry blossom viewing,
**[13:49] ---**
and use it as our motivating force
to invade Pekopon, sir!
**[13:52] ---**
Yay! I cannot wait to go cherry blossom
viewing with Mr. Sergeant!
**[13:55] ---**
Then, now that we're getting in
the spirit, shall we do our usual thing?
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulu...
**[14:02] ---**
Resonance times three.
***SIGN*** Resonance x 3
**[14:05] ---**
Wh-What was that?!
**[14:10] ---**
The impact is making the
cherry blossoms shed their petals.
**[14:13] ---**
What?!
**[14:15] ---**
Mois, stop! Stop!
**[14:17] ---**
Don't do this!
**[14:20] ---**
It will be fine! It will be over in a flash!
**[14:23] ---**
Or, like, single sitting?
**[14:25] ---**
There's nothing fine about that at all!
**[14:28] ---**
Why are you trying to wreck Earth
the moment you get back, anyway?
**[14:33] ---**
I went back to Planet Angol, and as
I gazed upon scenes of my homeland,
**[14:37] ---**
I suddenly found myself remembering
the promise I made 500 years ago.
***SIGN*** Never Falter
**[14:41] ---**
Or, like, never falter?
**[14:44] ---**
With the fine weather and everything,
**[14:46] ---**
I feel like I will be able to
cleanly crack Pekopon in half today.
**[14:50] ---**
So...
**[14:51] ---**
The ultimate technique passed down
from Angol Tribe parent to child!
***SIGN*** Ultimate Esoteric Technique
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[14:55] ---**
Armageddon! 1/1!
**[15:01] ---**
Hold it!
**[15:02] ---**
Uncle?
***SIGN*** Hinata Residence
***SIGN*** Earth's Crust
***SIGN*** Lithosphere
Asthenosphere
***SIGN*** Mantle
***SIGN*** Outer Core
***SIGN*** Inner Core
**[15:06] ---**
Sergeant Keroro's call out to Mois
diminished her concentration,
***SIGN*** Power Halved
**[15:09] ---**
and the power of the
Armageddon was halved, but...
**[15:15] ---**
All the cherry blossoms of Japan
ended up shedding their petals.
**[15:19] ---**
Hmph.
**[15:20] ---**
This is one heck of a setback.
**[15:28] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** The cherry blossoms have fallen...
**[15:29] ---**
The cherry blossoms have fallen...
**[15:31] ---**
Is that it, sir?
**[15:35] ---**
Are you all right, Uncle?
**[15:37] ---**
You! What have you done?!
**[15:40] ---**
You totally ruined Mr. Sergeant's
plan to view cherry blossoms!
**[15:43] ---**
I... I had no idea...
**[15:46] ---**
Uncle, I'm sorry!
**[15:47] ---**
Or, like, total nuisance?
**[15:49] ---**
If you feel bad about it,
**[15:51] ---**
then make the cherry blossoms
bloom again!
**[15:53] ---**
What?
**[15:54] ---**
If you can't do it,
**[15:56] ---**
get your sorry butt back to planet Angol!
**[15:58] ---**
Got it?!
**[16:01] ---**
All right.
**[16:03] ---**
Mois-chan, are you sure about
making a promise like that?
**[16:06] ---**
Yes, I believe I can make it work somehow.
**[16:08] ---**
Uncle had his heart set on this
operation, so I will do my best!
**[16:12] ---**
Or, like, newfound resolve?
**[16:16] ---**
Your warm words have restored
my spirit, Lady Mois!
**[16:21] ---**
After all the preparations
we have made,
**[16:23] ---**
we won't give up on it now, sir!
**[16:25] ---**
Uncle!
**[16:26] ---**
Lady Mois!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[16:29] ---**
Jealousy!
***SIGN*** Grind grind grind grind...
**[16:31] ---**
That woman! Butting in between
Mr. Sergeant and me again, is she?!
**[16:37] ---**
But the cherry blossoms have fallen.
**[16:39] ---**
There's no way she can
make them bloom again!
**[16:41] ---**
Tuck your tail between your legs
and go back to the boonies!
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[16:45] ---**
Come on, I'm asking you, Kululu.
**[16:47] ---**
It's just a machine to
make cherry blossoms bloom.
**[16:49] ---**
Knowing you, you could
whip one up, right?
**[16:52] ---**
Don't wanna.
**[16:53] ---**
Making one would be easy,
**[16:55] ---**
but heart-warming machines
like that aren't my thing.
**[17:00] ---**
Kululu, you stingy jerk!
**[17:02] ---**
Uncle!
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[17:03] ---**
Please rejoice! I have found
a good way to do this!
**[17:06] ---**
Ah, Lady Mois, well done!
**[17:09] ---**
You have saved me from having to
beg that twisted Kululu, sir.
**[17:16] ---**
Okay, Spot, please do the
"dig here, woof, woof" thing.
**[17:20] ---**
Woof, woof! Dig here, woof, woof!
**[17:22] ---**
Sarge, doing that isn't going to...
**[17:25] ---**
No, no, if we do as instructed
by the text that Lady Mois found,
**[17:28] ---**
cherry blossoms will bloom, sir.
**[17:30] ---**
You call it a text, but...
***SIGN*** Old Man
Cherry Blossoms
**[17:33] ---**
It is *Old Man Cherry Blossoms!*
**[17:35] ---**
If we do as this book says,
cherry blossoms should bloom!
**[17:38] ---**
Or, like, thorough research?
**[17:42] ---**
That good-for-nothing!
**[17:43] ---**
She is trying to cozy up
to Mr. Sergeant! The nerve!
**[17:46] ---**
Unforgivable!
**[17:50] ---**
"Poor little Spot.
**[17:52] ---**
After the old man buried Spot,
a large tree grew over the grave."
**[17:57] ---**
Or, like, that's just a stuffed suit?
**[18:00] ---**
And a tree won't grow immediately...
**[18:02] ---**
Not a problem.
**[18:03] ---**
A drizzle of this space fertilizer, and...
**[18:09] ---**
Wow!
**[18:12] ---**
A-Amazing!
**[18:15] ---**
That was fast.
**[18:17] ---**
"The old man cut down
the big tree to make a mortar,
**[18:20] ---**
and he pounded rice
with that mortar to make rice cakes."
**[18:27] ---**
You have a good rhythm going here,
Master Fuyuki, sir.
**[18:29] ---**
Let's keep pounding away, sir!
**[18:31] ---**
Wait, when did I end up
getting roped into helping them?
**[18:35] ---**
"The evil old man next door smashed
the mortar to pieces and burned it up.
**[18:40] ---**
With that ash..."
**[18:43] ---**
Well, I had time to kill,
**[18:45] ---**
so on a whim, I threw this together.
A Cherry Blossoms Machine.
***SIGN*** Cherry Blossoms Machine
**[18:52] ---**
Did you really?!
Thank you very much!
**[18:56] ---**
One warning, though.
**[18:57] ---**
It works on the *Old Man Cherry Blossoms*
system, so it makes ash,
**[19:01] ---**
but burning mortar like that
won't do you any good.
**[19:04] ---**
In order to make proper ash,
**[19:06] ---**
you'll have to burn things
that have been genuinely loved.
**[19:10] ---**
You'll have to burn truly precious things.
**[19:13] ---**
I hope you have the resolve to do that.
***SIGN*** Truly Precious Things
**[19:17] ---**
Truly... precious things...
**[19:23] ---**
Ha! Like that woman has that kind of nerve!
**[19:27] ---**
Come on! Give up and go back
to the boonies!
**[19:31] ---**
So? What do you make of the whole deal?
**[19:35] ---**
Man!
**[19:37] ---**
This looks good! I can hardly wait!
**[19:40] ---**
Yes. I understand.
**[19:42] ---**
Tama?!
**[19:44] ---**
I will prepare objects that
have been genuinely loved.
**[19:47] ---**
If it is for Uncle, such a feat is nothing.
**[19:52] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[19:54] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Uncle.
Lovey-dovey for Uncle.
**[19:54] ---**
What dazzling brilliance!
**[19:58] ---**
Compared to her, I'm...
**[20:00] ---**
...a hardened lump of jealousy
and obsessive attachment!
**[20:03] ---**
A miserable, little, ugly thing!
**[20:08] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama falls in defeat
**[20:10] ---**
in the face of Mois-chan's
pure and innocent smile!
**[20:15] ---**
There we go.
**[20:31] ---**
Wow! It is making smoke! It is making smoke!
**[20:40] ---**
Uncle! Now you can do
your cherry blossom viewing!
**[20:44] ---**
Huh? Cherry blossom viewing?
**[20:46] ---**
Oh, that's right, sir!
**[20:48] ---**
I don't have time to be making
balls of rice cakes, sir!
**[20:52] ---**
I shall make these bare trees blossom!
I shall make these bare trees blossom!
**[20:56] ---**
Ah, here we go!
**[20:58] ---**
Well, well.
**[20:59] ---**
So it was Lady Mois's devotion that
made these cherry blossoms bloom.
**[21:05] ---**
Gero?!
**[21:06] ---**
Wh-What is this sensation?
**[21:09] ---**
I should be happy to have
my cherry blossom viewing,
**[21:12] ---**
but somehow,
I feel this heartrending pain...
**[21:16] ---**
That's strange. I'm even
starting to tear up, sir.
**[21:20] ---**
Gero?
**[21:22] ---**
L-L-Lady Mois?
**[21:22] ---**
There!
**[21:24] ---**
What are those things
that you've been burning?
**[21:27] ---**
Oh! My dear, dear Uncle.
**[21:31] ---**
These are things, my dear, dear Uncle,
**[21:33] ---**
that you have carefully, carefully
poured your love into.
**[21:36] ---**
Don't tell me... Don't tell me...
***SIGN*** We are sorry, gods of plastic models.
**[21:46] ---**
Geeeeeeeerooooooooooo!!
***SIGN*** Geeerooo
**[21:50] ---**
Wow! This is amazing!
**[21:52] ---**
Thus, in exchange for the sacrifice
of the precious Gundam models,
**[21:55] ---**
Mois-chan's wish came gloriously true.
**[21:59] ---**
Except for two people,
who suffered deep traumas,
***SIGN*** They Lived Happily Ever After
**[22:03] ---**
they lived happily ever after.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:37] ---**
Tamama here!
**[23:38] ---**
With spring in full swing,
it has become pleasantly warm,
**[23:41] ---**
and it is a season that makes people
cheerful without even realizing it.
**[23:43] ---**
Some people may be mulling
over a sense of despair in their lives,
**[23:47] ---**
but that is not my problem,
so let us be merry! Tama!
**[23:50] ---**
More importantly, he will finally be
returning in the next episode!
**[23:53] ---**
"Fuyuki: I'm a Master Detective, Sir?"
**[23:56] ---**
"Dororo: Warrior Returned, Sir!"
**[23:59] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[24:01] ---**
Ge-Gero!