E34 - Momoka vs. Koyuki: Battle for Hot Springs, Sir! / Keroro & Fuyuki: Let's Take It Easy, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
Momoka-sama...
[01:39] ---
He loves me, he loves me not,
he loves me, he loves me not...
[01:44] ---
Fuyuki-kun... actually loves me!
[01:50] ---
Now, then... Today's horoscope...
[02:00] ---
In the Fortune Telling Room
at the Nishizawa Mansion,
[02:02] ---
elite fortune-tellers
from all over the world
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are about to start
"Today's Momoka's Fortune"
[02:09] ---
with a combination of crystal ball reading,
tarot cards, Feng Shui,
[02:12] ---
animal reading, turtle shell reading,
and wooden sandal reading.
[02:20] ---
Bonjour!
[02:21] ---
Your special someone might
invite you to a hot spring spa.
[02:24] ---
If you miss this chance,
he's not the one for you,
[02:26] ---
and you must give up.
[02:28] ---
Hot spring?
[02:34] ---
Momoka vs. Koyuki:
Battle for Hot Springs, Sir!
SIGN Train Depot Street Merchant Association Lucky Draw
[02:41] ---
Hot springs! Hot springs!
SIGN Lucky Draw Ticket The Grand Prize is a Trip to Hot Springs Three people plus one person
[02:43] ---
It's your lucky draw.
[02:45] ---
The grand prize is a trip to the
hot springs for your whole family.
[02:48] ---
Shopping Arcade Grand Opening!
[02:50] ---
No purchase necessary.
Don't miss this chance.
[02:53] ---
Lucky Draw...
[02:55] ---
Here, try one.
[02:57] ---
He said the grand prize
is a trip to the hot springs.
[02:59] ---
Fuyuki-kun, why don't you try?
[03:01] ---
But I've never won anything in these games.
[03:03] ---
Never mind that! You should try it.
SIGN Lucky Draw
[03:09] ---
Red ball! It's the grand prize!
[03:13] ---
Really?
[03:14] ---
You won the grand prize! Wow!
[03:17] ---
Here are three tickets,
plus one extra, to a deluxe hot springs.
[03:21] ---
Congratulations, Fuyuki-kun.
[03:23] ---
It's for an extra person,
in addition to three.
[03:26] ---
It's all because of you, Nishizawa-san.
[03:28] ---
I can take three people, plus one extra...
[03:31] ---
Fuyuki?
SIGN The Grand Prize
[03:32] ---
Oh, look, Sis!
[03:34] ---
I won a trip to the hot springs!
[03:36] ---
You totally suck at any type
of lottery. This is amazing.
[03:39] ---
And it's three tickets, plus one extra.
[03:42] ---
Three tickets, plus one extra?
[03:44] ---
That would be me, you, and Mom, right?
[03:47] ---
Who should we take with us?
SIGN Me, Me, Me, Me, Me...
[03:48] ---
Me, me, me, me...
[03:50] ---
I know!
[03:52] ---
Koyuki-chan. Would you care to join us?
[03:55] ---
You're inviting me?!
[03:57] ---
It would be a waste not
to use the extra ticket.
[03:59] ---
That okay, Fuyuki?
[04:00] ---
Sure.
[04:02] ---
I'd be delighted. It's been a long time.
[04:05] ---
We'll have fun, Koyuki-chan.
[04:08] ---
Why...
[04:11] ---
Why wasn't I invited?!
[04:15] ---
Our operation was unsuccessful.
[04:18] ---
Never! I'm never giving up!
[04:23] ---
Master Fuyuki!
SIGN The Grand Prize
[04:25] ---
Huh?
[04:26] ---
I thought I heard his voice just now.
[04:30] ---
What could this be?
SIGN Hot Springs Admission
[04:32] ---
Tickets to the hot springs.
Three, plus an additional one.
[04:36] ---
One. Two. Three. Kero!
[04:39] ---
Yahoo! Yahoo! Hot springs!
A family trip! Yahoo!
[04:44] ---
Oh, Lady Natsumi.
[04:45] ---
To be going on a trip as a
member of the Hinata family
[04:49] ---
is like a dream come true, ma'am.
[04:51] ---
Oh, that.
[04:53] ---
Actually, I've already invited
Koyuki-chan to come with us.
[04:56] ---
What did you say...?
[04:58] ---
You picked Lady Koyuki over me,
when I'm like a family member?!
SIGN Bwoosh...
[05:01] ---
That can't be! That's so cruel!
[05:04] ---
I want to relax at the hot springs, too!
[05:07] ---
Day after day of hard labor...
[05:08] ---
My body cries out in desperation.
[05:11] ---
Oh, it hurts! Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
[05:13] ---
Knock it off.
[05:15] ---
Here, take this.
[05:16] ---
It hurts. It hurts. It hurts...
Oops, wrong arm.
[05:21] ---
If you can solve that puzzle by yourself,
[05:22] ---
I'll take you along with us.
[05:24] ---
Y-You mean it?!
[05:26] ---
Only if you can do it.
[05:28] ---
Roger!
[05:29] ---
I'll go with you if I solve this, okay?
[05:30] ---
You can't take that back.
[05:32] ---
Excuse me... are you sure
you can promise him that?
[05:35] ---
There's no way he can
solve that puzzle.
[05:38] ---
This way, he'll stop complaining, right?
[05:40] ---
Oh, I see...
[05:42] ---
Natsumi has matured in dealing with aliens.
[05:48] ---
If I move this eye ball that way,
and this gum over this way...
SIGN Goal: Hot Springs
[05:53] ---
Ooh... This is hard.
[05:54] ---
But the hot springs await
if I solve this, sir...
[05:59] ---
Hello?
[06:01] ---
Hello, Fuyuki-kun? This is Koyuki.
[06:03] ---
Azumaya-san?
[06:05] ---
Huh?
SIGN Voice Changer in Use
[06:05] ---
You see, something came up.
[06:07] ---
I won't be able to join you on the trip.
[06:09] ---
Voice Changer in operation.
[06:12] ---
Oh, really?
[06:13] ---
Yeah. So, why don't you
invite Momoka-chan instead?
SIGN Nishizawa Peach Group
[06:19] ---
Nishizawa-san?
[06:20] ---
Have to go! Goodbye!
[06:24] ---
What's up with Koyuki-chan?
[06:26] ---
She said she couldn't
make the trip, after all.
[06:29] ---
But why did she call your cell phone?
[06:31] ---
I dunno...
[06:36] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[06:39] ---
Nishizawa-san...
[06:43] ---
I was just passing by, and thought
[06:47] ---
you might want to talk to me...
[06:50] ---
You know, like women's intuition?
[06:53] ---
Y-Yeah...
[06:54] ---
Hello!
[06:56] ---
Koyuki-chan!
[06:57] ---
Natsumi-san! Which bag should
I take to the hot springs,
[07:01] ---
a big one or little one?
[07:03] ---
But didn't you just call
to say you're not going?
[07:07] ---
You even suggested we
invite Nishizawa-san instead.
[07:10] ---
I don't know what you're talking about.
[07:12] ---
Well, I'm afraid that's that...
Run along now...
SIGN Go home
Go home
Go home
[07:17] ---
W-What's going on? I was looking
forward to a trip with Natsumi-chan.
SIGN No way
No way
No way
[07:23] ---
Get lost!
[07:24] ---
You've been a nuisance to all my plans.
[07:26] ---
Who's the real nuisance?
[07:32] ---
Both of you want this
hot springs ticket, right?
[07:35] ---
Kululu.
[07:36] ---
When did you get a hold of that?
SIGN Hot
Springs
Admission
[07:38] ---
Wherever there's trouble,
you'll find me there.
[07:43] ---
The ticket!
[07:45] ---
How about whoever gets the ticket first
[07:47] ---
will go to the hot springs?
[07:49] ---
That's a good idea. It's fair
and simple. Well, I'll go ahead!
[07:53] ---
Hey, wait!
[07:55] ---
Paul!
[07:56] ---
Everything's ready, milady!
[08:08] ---
I won't let you have it!
[08:14] ---
It's impossible...
[08:16] ---
There's no way to solve this.
SIGN Sneer
SIGN Goal: Hot Springs!
[08:20] ---
As a final resort, I'll use
a screwdriver to break it up
[08:25] ---
and just put it back together.
[08:28] ---
Yes. She'll never know
the difference, sir!
SIGN Missed
[08:50] ---
It has been a long time since
I last saw Koyuki-dono so intense.
[08:53] ---
Why has it come to this?
[08:55] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[08:57] ---
Now you have to keep
your promise, right?
[08:59] ---
Mr. Sergeant, you seem totally
in the dark about what's going on.
[09:03] ---
Koyuki-san and Momoka-san are out there
[09:05] ---
fighting for that hot springs ticket.
[09:07] ---
Or, like, clashing weapons?
[09:08] ---
What?!
[09:12] ---
No one's getting that ticket but me!
[09:18] ---
Got it!
[09:19] ---
Not so fast!
SIGN Slap Slap Slap
[09:32] ---
I won the ticket.
[09:33] ---
It ain't over...
There's no way I'm gonna lose!
[09:40] ---
That's the...
[09:41] ---
Oh no...
[09:42] ---
Momoka-sama!
[09:44] ---
It's still undergoing tests.
It still has some glitches.
SIGN Momoka Impact
[09:47] ---
Momoka... Impact!
SIGN Ahhh!
SIGN Hot Springs Admission
[10:06] ---
The hot springs... ticket...
[10:11] ---
Oh, no...
[10:12] ---
They're not gonna accept it like this...
[10:15] ---
After all... after all my hard work...
[10:18] ---
All I wanted was for Fuyuki-kun
to invite me to the hot springs...
[10:22] ---
Huh?
SIGN Ooh...
[10:23] ---
My horoscope said that
if I missed this chance,
[10:25] ---
then my love would be doomed.
[10:27] ---
It's all over!
[10:30] ---
Momoka-chan?
[10:38] ---
Well, well. What are you all doing out here?
[10:41] ---
Mom!
SIGN Momonoyu
Hot Springs
SIGN A Few Days Later...
SIGN Women's Bath
[10:50] ---
Women's bath.
[10:52] ---
We made additional reservations
for those without tickets.
[10:55] ---
You're the best, Mom.
You always know what to do.
[10:58] ---
A soak in a hot spring with
my dear friend, Natsumi-san!
[11:00] ---
It's a dream come true!
[11:01] ---
Koyuki-chan! That tickles!
[11:04] ---
Fuyuki-kun is just on the
other side of this wall...
SIGN Men's Bath
[11:09] ---
Men's bath.
[11:12] ---
This is fun.
[11:14] ---
I feel rejuvenated, sir.
[11:16] ---
Come to think of it, you didn't
have to go through all that effort.
[11:19] ---
You could've just snuck in here
using your anti-barrier.
[11:23] ---
Silly.
[11:24] ---
Total cost of developing
this hot springs resort:
[11:28] ---
15 billion yen.
[11:30] ---
Well, it all worked out in the end,
didn't it, Momoka-chan?
[11:34] ---
Right!
[11:51] ---
A fine, sunny day.
[11:53] ---
Clouds slowly drifting through
the clear blue sky.
[11:57] ---
Times like these lure some people,
and some aliens too,
[12:01] ---
on a mysterious journey.
[12:05] ---
You go to and from school every day...
[12:09] ---
I forgot we have a
Sunday Review Class today!
[12:11] ---
Sometimes cleaning and washing
take up all your time...
[12:18] ---
Fine weather, sir...
[12:27] ---
Th-That's Lady Natsumi's favorite cup!
[12:30] ---
I'm in big trouble.
[12:38] ---
Keroro & Fuyuki: Let's Take It Easy, Sir!
[12:55] ---
I've never used this promenade before,
[12:58] ---
although it's in my neighborhood.
[13:01] ---
You are moving, and yet you
feel like you're standing still...
[13:05] ---
Where does this lead to?
[13:11] ---
I've run away.
I've made matters worse.
[13:14] ---
Should I keep going, or should
I go back and apologize honestly?
[13:21] ---
Since you are not moving,
you feel you are stationary...
[13:30] ---
How serene, sir...
[13:32] ---
Day after day... doesn't it start
to make you feel suffocated?
[13:37] ---
I should just escape...
[13:41] ---
What's wrong?
SIGN Out of Fuel
[13:51] ---
It really just goes straight on...
[14:00] ---
C'mon, Bookie! I said, let's go.
[14:06] ---
S-Sarge!
[14:09] ---
M-Master Fuyuki!
[14:11] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[14:13] ---
That dog! It kept barking,
and it scared me...
[14:16] ---
It was so scary.
[14:18] ---
Hey, Sarge.
[14:21] ---
You wanna go a little further?
[14:23] ---
Who knows? We might find
something interesting.
[14:27] ---
Exactly what I wish, sir.
[14:29] ---
Master Fuyuki.
[14:30] ---
We'll follow this white line
all the way, sir!
[14:34] ---
All right! An adventure!
SIGN Safety First
[14:43] ---
Someone is trying to
destroy Pekopon, sir!
[14:46] ---
It's dangerous. Don't get too close.
[14:49] ---
This is no time to be nonchalant.
[14:51] ---
This could be the end of Planet Pekopon, sir.
[14:54] ---
They're only tearing down
a condemned building, actually.
[14:59] ---
They are not going to
destroy everything?
[15:04] ---
Well, I guess it's nothing
[15:06] ---
compared to Lady Mois's Armageddon.
[15:10] ---
I know this...
[15:15] ---
It's mine!
[15:16] ---
Sis!
[15:18] ---
Huh? Look, what's that?
[15:22] ---
Choo choo.
[15:28] ---
We used to come to this restaurant
when we were young.
[15:32] ---
It went out of business, huh...
SIGN Safety First
[15:37] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[15:39] ---
Trouble, sir!
[15:41] ---
Is it a Pekopon secret weapon,
or is it a new robot, sir?
[15:45] ---
That's just a postbox.
[15:47] ---
A postbox?
[15:48] ---
You mean the kind you put your letters in?
[15:51] ---
You hardly see this kind these days,
[15:53] ---
but they all used to look like this.
[15:57] ---
But the more I look, the more
it reminds me of a certain red jerk.
[16:07] ---
This is a good stress reliever.
[16:09] ---
Sarge...
[16:12] ---
Master Fuyuki,
[16:14] ---
this is incredible!
SIGN Golden Shachihoko
[16:16] ---
This swirling vortex...
[16:17] ---
where's it coming from and where's it going?
[16:20] ---
Pekopon technology shouldn't
be taken lightly.
[16:23] ---
This is just a barber's sign.
[16:26] ---
Barber?
[16:28] ---
This is where Mom used to bring me.
SIGN Fashion & Sense
[16:32] ---
Hey. That poster is still here.
[16:35] ---
Let's go in and investigate.
[16:37] ---
No, Sarge. You can't just go in.
SIGN Shachihoko
[16:47] ---
Enemy plane at 10 o'clock!
[16:50] ---
I'm going to shoot it down!
[16:54] ---
The enemy is pretty tough.
[16:57] ---
I used to have my hair cut here,
along with the old ladies.
[17:00] ---
I felt a little embarrassed.
[17:11] ---
The barber's daughter was
always here, playing.
[17:15] ---
Excuse me...
[17:19] ---
Are you here for a haircut?
[17:21] ---
I was just...
[17:25] ---
I'm sorry!
[17:27] ---
That was thrilling, wasn't it?
[17:29] ---
She caught me by surprise.
[17:31] ---
She might be the girl I used to see there.
[17:33] ---
She kinda looked like her...
[17:35] ---
Master Fuyuki, you're blushing, sir!
[17:39] ---
Was she your first love?
[17:42] ---
No!
[17:44] ---
What are you talking about?
[17:45] ---
The way you deny it makes it
all the more suspicious.
[17:50] ---
You're wrong, I say.
[17:52] ---
We could use Kululu's
"If we lived twice" Gun
[17:55] ---
and make both of you
relive the younger days.
[17:58] ---
I said, stop it!
[18:06] ---
Sarge?
[18:07] ---
Master Fuyuki! Look out!
[18:14] ---
Trouble, sir!
[18:16] ---
Look, those Pekoponians
have been petrified by someone!
[18:20] ---
I'm sure there's a hostile alien nearby!
[18:27] ---
Of course not, Sarge.
They are only Buddhist statues.
[18:31] ---
Buddhist statues?
[18:33] ---
You may know a lot about Gundam models,
[18:36] ---
but you hardly know anything
about more common things.
[18:42] ---
I take offense at that.
[18:45] ---
Sorry about that.
[18:48] ---
Master Fuyuki. Stop laughing, sir.
[18:51] ---
Hey, look at this.
SIGN Frog Pharmacy
[18:53] ---
I remember this frog
being much bigger than this.
[19:12] ---
Hey, where's your belly button?
SIGN Frog Pharmacy
[19:23] ---
Time that came to a halt starts up again...
[19:30] ---
There are moments when it feels that way.
[19:39] ---
Here.
[19:46] ---
It's when our hearts have stopped
that the world seems to stop.
[19:55] ---
If I hadn't decided to come this way today,
[19:57] ---
you and I may have never
walked together like this.
[20:03] ---
Hey. Let's come back sometime.
[20:08] ---
Of course, sir!
[20:15] ---
When our hearts move, the world dances.
[20:45] ---
Huh? We're back to the usual road.
[20:53] ---
Huh? What was that green thing?
[20:57] ---
Hey, you two.
What are you doing out here?
[21:01] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[21:03] ---
Have mercy, ma'am!
[21:05] ---
Sarge!
[21:06] ---
Hey, you two!
[21:08] ---
Why are you running away?
[21:10] ---
Please forgive me for
breaking your mug, ma'am!
[21:14] ---
What about my mug?
[21:16] ---
Sarge!
[21:22] ---
You, too, should take a little stroll.
[21:26] ---
Your everyday things
might look slightly different.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
This is Saburo. When do
you feel that winter is near?
[23:12] ---
I feel it when the air smells different.
[23:18] ---
Somehow, I feel a little bit happier then.
[23:20] ---
Never mind that! On the next episode,
[23:22] ---
Happy Birthday, Lady Natsumi.
[23:25] ---
"Top Secret! Natsumi's
Surprise Birthday Party, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
It's one full episode. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
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