E104 - Keroro: Farewell, Dear Keroro, Sir! / Keroro: Countdown to Destruction, Sir!

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[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Ashita harereba ii na
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Ashita waraeba ii na
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Mattari ikite'rya
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    If you just let life pass you by,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Mattaku tsumannai (night)
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    Shikkari shite irya
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    If you just get it together,
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    There might just be good things
     to come. (Come on, yo!)
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
    Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
[00:50] [SONG] ---
    Clothes make the man
    Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
    Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nailing down bran Home is your capital
    800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
    Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
    You will get no tanmen from me!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Doing laundry Bath and tub
    Cleaning the floors
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
    Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Little frogs must return home at once!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    All these things I've gathered
    are sure to come in handy.
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Sore o yume ni okikaete
    itsuka mono ni suru n da
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll translate them all into dreams,
    and I'll make something of them someday.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    That is our bright road.
SIGN    2006 A.D.
[01:32] ---
    2006 A.D.
[01:34] ---
    Earth is suddenly invaded by a
    mysterious extraterrestrial life form.
[01:43] ---
    In the space of a moment,
    the planet is in ruins.
[01:52] ---
    Sarge!
[01:55] ---
    How could you do this to the Earth?!
[01:58] ---
    And now my mission is complete.
[02:02] ---
    It is time to go our separate ways at last.
[02:05] ---
    But...
[02:06] ---
    Farewell, Master Fuyuki!
[02:09] ---
    Wait, Sarge!
[02:11] ---
    Don't go!
[02:19] ---
    Sarge!
[02:30] ---
    Earth has been thoroughly invaded.
[02:34] ---
    And so, Sergeant Keroro departed Earth.
[02:39] ---
    Sarge!
[02:44] ---
    Don't go!
[02:48] ---
    As if that could really happen!
[02:51] ---
    Oh, just a dream...
[02:53] ---
    Fuyuki! Hey, Fuyuki!
[02:56] ---
    Sis, are you okay?
[02:57] ---
    What's up?
[03:02] ---
    Fuyuki! Are you all right?!
[03:06] ---
    Did my...
[03:08] ---
    ...dream come true?!
[03:13] ---
    Keroro: Farewell, Dear Keroro, Sir!
[03:18] ---
    What is this gunk? What's going on?
SIGN    Squish Squish Squish
[03:21] ---
    That stupid frog is obviously behind it!
SIGN    Drip Drip Drip
[03:25] ---
    The door's too slippery to open!
[03:27] ---
    We can't go to school like this!
[03:30] ---
    Darn it! That stupid frog!
[03:33] ---
    He's gonna pay for this!
[03:34] ---
    Kero kero kero kero!
SIGN    Kerokerokerokero...
[03:45] ---
    Sis!
SIGN    Trash Trash Trash
[03:47] ---
    Vacuuming!
[03:49] ---
    Sarge!
[03:51] ---
    Kero kero kero kero!
[03:52] ---
    Cleaning up the kitchen and dishes, too!
[03:55] ---
    What do you think you're doing?!
[03:58] ---
    Kero!
[03:58] ---
    Hey!
[03:59] ---
    Kero kerori...
[04:00] ---
    Kero kero...
[04:02] ---
    Get back here!
[04:04] ---
    The washing machine is fun!
[04:10] ---
    Why, you...
SIGN    Fury
[04:13] ---
    ...stupid frog!
[04:17] ---
    From now on, as my captives,
    you two will clean,
[04:19] ---
    do the laundry, cook, and handle
    all other household chores!
[04:23] ---
    And you don't get any allowance, either!
[04:26] ---
    What are you talking about?!
[04:28] ---
    Kero kerori...
[04:29] ---
    The Hinata house has been captured.
[04:31] ---
    It's now a giant prison!
[04:33] ---
    Give it up!
[04:35] ---
    It will go easier on you if you become my
    obedient servants without any muss or fuss.
[04:40] ---
    Kero kero kero kero...
[04:42] ---
    Let's go after him, Fuyuki!
[04:43] ---
    R-Right...
[04:45] ---
    I have a bad feeling about this.
[04:48] ---
    That dream may prove to be prophetic.
[04:51] ---
    What are you muttering to yourself about?!
[04:52] ---
    Just keep running!
[04:54] ---
    Kero kerori.
[04:56] ---
    All of their weaknesses are obvious.
[04:59] ---
    As for that formidable enemy, Lady Mom,
[05:01] ---
    she'll be stuck at work until
    Mr. Yoshizaki finishes his manuscript.
SIGN    Stuck like a sardine in a can
[05:06] ---
    The total invasion of the Hinata house
[05:08] ---
    was actually very simple.
[05:09] ---
    Do it.
[05:11] ---
    Roger!
[05:12] ---
    This is Nart One. Commence the operation.
[05:16] ---
    This is Dart One. Roger.
[05:18] ---
    Ninja Art: Fake Horse!
[05:25] ---
    Th-Those footprints...
[05:27] ---
    Like in 1855,
[05:29] ---
    in Devonshire, England, when the
    devil's footprints were found?!
[05:33] ---
    If the same footprints are here...
[05:37] ---
    ...then maybe this is proof
SIGN    Viva Occult!
[05:39] ---
    that some kind of space alien
    was in England at the time!
[05:42] ---
    That's great!
SIGN    Viva! Occult!
[05:43] ---
    Fuyuki, where are you going?!
[05:46] ---
    Trapping occult fan Master Fuyuki
[05:49] ---
    is like taking candy from a baby Keronian.
[05:52] ---
    New Leaves One, seal the deal.
[05:56] ---
    New Leaves One, here. Roger.
[06:02] ---
    A crystal skull!
[06:04] ---
    And it shows signs of
    super-ancient cavity treatment!
[06:08] ---
    A mysterious thing like this is called
    an "out of place artifact," right?
SIGN    It's OOPArt!!
[06:11] ---
    Awesome! This could be a new discovery...
[06:16] ---
    Tama tama tama...
[06:18] ---
    Fuyuki!
[06:19] ---
    Come on, where did you go?
[06:21] ---
    Okay, let's move on to Lady Natsumi.
[06:23] ---
    Skull One, what's the situation?
[06:26] ---
    This is Skull One. It's roasting perfectly.
[06:29] ---
    Hey, Fuyuki!
[06:34] ---
    This smell...
[06:39] ---
    Baked sweet potato?
[06:40] ---
    Could this be...
[06:42] ---
    ...Giroro's?
[06:47] ---
    Who's there?!
[06:48] ---
    Hi, Natsumi-chan.
[06:49] ---
    S-Saburo-senpai?
[06:51] ---
    W-What are you doing here?
[06:53] ---
    Of course, I came so the two of us
[06:56] ---
    could share that sweet potato.
[06:59] ---
    S-Senpai... The two of us, you say...
[07:11] ---
    Sis, are you okay?
[07:13] ---
    Fuyuki!
[07:14] ---
    Kero kero kero!
[07:16] ---
    Have you two realized what you're up against?
[07:19] ---
    The invaders have shown their true colors
    at last, and bared their fangs!
[07:23] ---
    But wait a second... isn't
    something strange about them?
[07:27] ---
    Oh, I see. They're redesigned for
    the beginning of the third year!
SIGN    Resdesigned to Commemorate Three Years!!
[07:31] ---
    Is that really it?
[07:33] ---
    Stupid frog! Set us free!
[07:36] ---
    This is just mean, Sarge!
    What happened to you?
[07:39] ---
    Mean, shmean!
[07:41] ---
    We're just carrying out
    our mission as invaders!
[07:45] ---
    Kero kerori!
[07:46] ---
    You're acting kind of weird, Sarge.
    Come to your senses!
[07:50] ---
    Not "kind of," really weird!
[07:53] ---
    The new Gundam plastic model
    comes out tomorrow, right?
[07:57] ---
    We made a plan to go out and
    buy it together, remember?
[08:00] ---
    Gundam plastic model?
[08:02] ---
    Ah! You mean like this?
[08:04] ---
    Whoops. It slipped out of my hand.
[08:08] ---
    I'm not interested in that crap anymore.
[08:12] ---
    What...?!
[08:13] ---
    The stupid frog deep-sixed his
    Gundam plastic model collection?
[08:16] ---
    Maybe they weren't only redesigned,
    but had their personalities changed, too?
SIGN    Height Weight Rank: Sergeant
[08:19] ---
    That's right!
[08:21] ---
    We're not the same frogs we were last week!
[08:23] ---
    All of us have been reborn!
[08:26] ---
    Why does something feel wrong here?
[08:27] ---
    Giroro, you too?!
[08:29] ---
    That's right. We're invaders!
[08:32] ---
    This is my true form!
[08:39] ---
    And this is mine!
[08:41] ---
    I am not the same background
    character that you remember!
[08:45] ---
    This is Dororo-kun's precious music box,
     which I broke when we were kids!
[08:49] ---
    Thump!
[08:50] ---
    Trauma Switch... on?
[08:53] ---
    Huh? It's not connecting.
[08:55] ---
    I've been reborn, too!
[08:58] ---
    Ugly jealousy!
SIGN    Jealousy
[09:00] ---
    Goodbye to that!
SIGN    Kooky Cookies Potato Chips Yummy Boy Curls
[09:01] ---
    Delicious snacks!
[09:03] ---
    Goodbye to that!
[09:04] ---
    And...
[09:06] ---
    ...goodbye to my respect for Mr. Sergeant.
SIGN    Disrespectful
[09:10] ---
    A-Actually, Private Tamama,
[09:12] ---
    I'd rather you didn't say goodbye to that...
[09:16] ---
    I've been reborn, too!
[09:18] ---
    But how have I been reborn, you ask?
SIGN    Banned Words
[09:22] ---
    I can't say it on TV.
[09:25] ---
    Kero kero kero kero!
SIGN    Kerokerokerokero...
SIGN    Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN    Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu...
SIGN    Dorodorodorodoro...
[09:32] ---
    W-What is that...
[09:34] ---
    ...weird intensity?
[09:36] ---
    What's wrong, you guys?
[09:38] ---
    And now we begin the invasion at last!
[09:41] ---
    Begin!
[09:55] ---
    With this Keroro Robo 2,
[09:57] ---
    we'll invade the whole planet!
[10:00] ---
    Click!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Tohoku Hot Springs Tour
[10:16] ---
    Natsumi!
[10:18] ---
    I'll save you!
[10:23] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[10:25] ---
    Are you okay?!
[10:29] ---
    Sarge?
[10:30] ---
    Yes?
[10:31] ---
    Your face is different from before!
SIGN    Before
[10:33] ---
    You guys are impostors!
[10:35] ---
    Gero?
[10:36] ---
    No, no!
[10:38] ---
    They're the impostors! We're the real things!
[10:41] ---
    R-Really?!
[10:43] ---
    You look alike, so I was totally fooled!
SIGN    The Real One
SIGN    The Fake One
[10:46] ---
    Me, too!
[10:47] ---
    Actually, me too!
[10:49] ---
    You'd think you'd notice...
[10:51] ---
    But where did those impostors come from?
[10:53] ---
    Gero?
[10:54] ---
    While we were away on a company trip,
[10:57] ---
    we left those copy robots in charge.
[11:00] ---
    Robots?
[11:01] ---
    Then the robots have their
    own wills and revolted?
[11:05] ---
    Oh, no.
[11:06] ---
    I just put the wrong mode on.
SIGN    Housework Invasion Rest
[11:11] ---
    Yep, there it is.
[11:12] ---
    I meant to put it on housework mode before
    we left, but it's in invasion mode.
[11:15] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, you are too careless!
[11:18] ---
    Well, I was thinking about
    the hot spring trip...
[11:22] ---
    So you are responsible for this...
[11:25] ---
    L-Lady Natsumi!
[11:27] ---
    Look, I brought back souvenirs!
SIGN    Grilled Rice Sticks
[11:29] ---
    Akita's specialty, grilled rice sticks,
    Sendai's specialty, pureed bamboo fish cakes,
SIGN    Bamboo Fish Cakes
[11:33] ---
    and Iwate's specialty,
    ground sesame dumplings!
[11:35] ---
    You stupid frog!
SIGN    Fury
[11:38] ---
    Gero! I'm sorry!
[11:40] ---
    I'm not letting you off the hook this time!
[11:43] ---
    Is it really over?
[11:43] ---
    No allowance for three months!
[11:46] ---
    No!
[11:47] ---
    That ill-omened dream I had this morning...
[11:51] ---
    I have a feeling something really
    bad is about to happen...
[11:55] ---
    Fuyuki-kun's premonition will hit the mark
    in our second half, after these commercials.
[12:00] ---
    So don't change the channel!
[12:09] ---
    A fine spring afternoon...
SIGN    Wobble Wobble Wobble Wobble
[12:12] ---
    Kero...
[12:15] ---
    One alien is basking in the sun.
[12:20] ---
    What a gorgeous day...
[12:24] ---
    A tea stalk is floating upright!
SIGN    Tea Stalk Floating Upright
[12:26] ---
    That's a lucky omen!
SIGN    Sank
[12:30] ---
    What's the point of enjoying the peace?
SIGN    Wobble Wobble Wobble Wobble
[12:33] ---
    We're supposed to be invaders!
[12:36] ---
    Forget your tea stalk!
[12:37] ---
    Where's this outburst coming from?!
[12:39] ---
    Why did you have to interrupt
    when I was refreshing my mind?!
[12:41] ---
    You had plenty of time for that
    when we were on our company trip!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Tohoku Hot Springs Tour
[12:44] ---
    When you think about it,
SIGN    Resdesigned to Commemorate Three Years!!
[12:47] ---
    copy robots or not,
    we should've let them invade!
[12:51] ---
    That's what you say, but the first thing
    you did was save Lady Natsumi!
[12:55] ---
    S-Shut up! Just think of an invasion plan!
[12:59] ---
    I don't need you to tell me that!
    I was thinking about it!
[13:01] ---
    Liar!
[13:02] ---
    Don't just say the first thing
    that comes to mind!
[13:04] ---
    I'm not lying!
[13:05] ---
    Then what kind of plan have you got?
[13:07] ---
    Tell me what it is! Show me!
[13:10] ---
    I'll tell you! I'll show you!
[13:11] ---
    Jeez!
[13:12] ---
    What's wrong? Show me what it is! Tell me!
[13:12] ---
    What are they doing?! Man, they're noisy!
[13:18] ---
    Ow!
[13:20] ---
    Natsumi?!
[13:21] ---
    What's wrong, Natsumi?! Are you okay?!
[13:24] ---
    I stubbed my little toe on the
    corner of the chest of drawers!
[13:29] ---
    It hurt!
[13:30] ---
    Gero?!
[13:31] ---
    Gero gero gero!
SIGN    Evil Plot
[13:33] ---
    I can use that!
[13:39] ---
    Keroro: Countdown to Destruction, Sir!
[13:44] ---
    And so,
[13:45] ---
    if you stub your little toe on
    the corner of a chest of drawers,
[13:48] ---
    it's extremely painful,
[13:50] ---
    a fact that's recently been
    brought to my attention.
[13:52] ---
    True, it is very painful!
[13:55] ---
    What about it?
[13:57] ---
    In short, we can use that for the invasion!
[14:01] ---
    What does the corner of a chest of drawers
    have to do with the invasion?!
[14:04] ---
    Well, observe.
[14:06] ---
    It's a normal chest of drawers.
[14:10] ---
    It's a self-propelled chest of drawers.
[14:12] ---
    In other words, a moving chest.
[14:13] ---
    When a little toe is detected, it calculates
    the most painful place to bump,
[14:18] ---
    and then attacks on its own,
    per my programming.
[14:21] ---
    Useless.
[14:26] ---
    We'll scatter these self-propelled
    chests all over the world,
[14:29] ---
    they'll smash against the little toes
    of the Pekoponians,
[14:32] ---
    who'll then be paralyzed with pain,
    which is when we'll invade.
[14:34] ---
    And that is my grand yet peaceful plan.
[14:38] ---
    Will it really work that well?
[14:40] ---
    You'd better not underestimate
    the corner of a chest.
[14:43] ---
    Even Lady Natsumi
[14:45] ---
    howled in pain when she ran afoul of one.
[14:47] ---
    It hurts!
[14:50] ---
    T-True, it does seem to be worth a shot.
[14:52] ---
    Yeah, right?
[14:54] ---
    For starters,
[14:55] ---
    we'll distribute these self-propelled
    chests all over Okutokyo.
[14:59] ---
    Gero gerori!
[15:01] ---
    So on my way out today,
[15:03] ---
    I stubbed my little toe on the corner of a
    chest of drawers, and it hurt like the dickens!
[15:08] ---
    Oh! 623-san, too?!
[15:08] ---
    Why is it always the little toe?
[15:11] ---
    I've never banged my big toe.
[15:11] ---
    I know! I'll write him a postcard saying
    I hit my toe on the corner of a chest, too!
[15:13] ---
    So you should watch out
    for those little toes.
[15:15] ---
    Let's see...
[15:17] ---
    And be careful around chests of drawers.
[15:17] ---
    Postcards, postcards...
SIGN    Crack
[15:19] ---
    Ow!
[15:22] ---
    Huh. Sorry to hear that.
[15:24] ---
    I imagine the chest of drawers at
    your house is huge, Nishizawa-san,
SIGN    Nishizawa Family Chest of Drawers
    Image
[15:27] ---
    so bumping into it would
    be extremely painful.
[15:29] ---
    The chest wasn't that big,
[15:32] ---
    but it did hurt a little.
[15:34] ---
    You be careful too, Fuyuki-kun.
[15:36] ---
    Okay. Come to think of it, I think Sis was
    saying she stubbed her little toe earlier.
[15:38] ---
    It hurts...
[15:42] ---
    Could this be...
[15:44] ---
    ...synchronicity?
SIGN    Synchronicity (meaningful coincidence)
[15:47] ---
    Certainly, there was a case
    in France in 1987,
[15:51] ---
    in which everyone in a certain town hit
    their Achilles' heel at the same time...
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Ow!
[16:00] ---
    Ow!
[16:00] ---
    F-Fuyuki-kun?!
[16:01] ---
    What's wrong?!
[16:03] ---
    Fuyuki-kun? Fuyuki-kun?!
[16:03] ---
    What's a chest of drawers doing here?
[16:05] ---
    Paul, get ready! We're going
    to Fuyuki-kun's house!
[16:09] ---
    Emergency deployment! Emergency deployment!
[16:18] ---
    Therefore, I alone shall accompany you.
[16:22] ---
    What the heck is going on here?!
[16:24] ---
    I wonder if something's happened...
[16:27] ---
    I'm back.
[16:31] ---
    Bro!
[16:32] ---
    Yeouch!
[16:33] ---
    Ow!
[16:34] ---
    Ouch!
[16:35] ---
    Yeow!
[16:37] ---
    Ouch!
[16:37] ---
    What in the world
[16:38] ---
    is going on here?!
[16:47] ---
    What is a chest of drawers doing here?
SIGN    Crack
[16:50] ---
    I let down my guard!
[16:54] ---
    99.7, 99.8,
[16:57] ---
    99.9...
[16:58] ---
    100%!
[17:00] ---
    The chest accuracy rate
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo Total Domination
[17:02] ---
    has reached 100% of Inner-Tokyoites!
[17:05] ---
    Or, like, working wonders?
[17:06] ---
    What do you think about the
    miserable condition of this town?
[17:09] ---
    My plan is perfect!
[17:12] ---
    You're amazing, Mr. Sergeant!
[17:13] ---
    Will it work? This time,
    could it really work?
[17:17] ---
    Now, let's aim for the whole world!
    Chest mother ship, takeoff!
SIGN    Upcoming Victory
[17:21] ---
    Roger!
[17:22] ---
    Or, like, cleared for takeoff!
SIGN    Takeoff
[17:25] ---
    Activating wide area anti-barrier!
[17:40] ---
    Are you okay, Fuyuki-kun?
[17:42] ---
    Yeah, I'm fine now.
[17:44] ---
    Thank you.
[17:45] ---
    But it's strange.
[17:47] ---
    What are the chances that all of us would
    stub our little toe against a chest?
[17:52] ---
    True...
[17:53] ---
    Maybe...
[17:59] ---
    It figures.
[18:06] ---
    The stupid frog is behind this!
[18:13] ---
    This is...
[18:14] ---
    My little toes can't take that!
[18:16] ---
    Leave this to Paul!
[18:22] ---
    Let's foil their plans, my pinkie!
SIGN    Bandaged Little Toe 100 Slashing Kicks!
[18:33] ---
    Now! While you have a chance!
[18:36] ---
    Thank you!
[18:39] ---
    Paul!
[18:41] ---
    Milady...
[18:43] ---
    Please be safe!
[18:46] ---
    Paul!
[18:48] ---
    Paul!
[18:52] ---
    Gero?!
[18:53] ---
    Natsumi?!
[18:54] ---
    Momocchi, too!
[18:56] ---
    I was right! This is your doing!
[18:58] ---
    Stop this, Sarge!
[19:00] ---
    If you cause any more trouble for Fuyuki-kun,
[19:03] ---
    I'll put you in check with the military might
    of the Nishizawa family!
[19:07] ---
    Um...
[19:08] ---
    That might be overreacting a little...
[19:10] ---
    Gero gerori!
[19:12] ---
    It's not an overreaction at all.
[19:15] ---
    The problem is...
[19:16] ---
    ...you're all too late!
SIGN    Brimming With Confidence
[19:21] ---
    Right now, my fleet of chest mother ships
[19:24] ---
    is deploying around the world,
    and they're full of self-propelled chests!
[19:40] ---
    What?!
[19:41] ---
    Around the world?
[19:42] ---
    Indeed.
[19:43] ---
    As all Pekoponians faint in agony from
    stubbing their little toes against a chest,
[19:48] ---
    they'll kneel before us!
[19:52] ---
    I-It feels like we can really invade!
[19:56] ---
    Well, I'm not surprised.
[20:01] ---
    The countdown towards total
    domination of Pekopon
[20:04] ---
    starts now!
[20:06] ---
    9! 8! 7!
[20:09] ---
    6! 5!
[20:11] ---
    Around the world...
[20:11] ---
    4!
[20:12] ---
    3! 2!
[20:14] ---
    1!
[20:15] ---
    It won't work, Sarge.
[20:17] ---
    Huh?
[20:21] ---
    W-Why won't it work?
[20:24] ---
    After all...
[20:25] ---
    Gero?
[20:27] ---
    After alll...
SIGN    Viva America!
[20:29] ---
    ...Americans wear their shoes
    even in the house!
[20:34] ---
    Meanwhile, at Melody Honey-san's
    house in America...
SIGN    America: Melody Honey's Residence
SIGN    Crack
[20:42] ---
    What?
[20:45] ---
    Oh, no problem!
[20:47] ---
    It doesn't hurt!
[20:54] ---
    But even in Japan, some people
    wear their shoes in the house.
[20:58] ---
    Yeah, that's true.
[21:00] ---
    People wear shoes in their houses
    in other countries, too!
[21:02] ---
    Then it's a bust!
[21:04] ---
    And so Sergeant Keroro's
    fearsome plan ended in failure.
[21:08] ---
    But it felt like we were one step away
    from success with this plan!
[21:12] ---
    Your idiotic plans
[21:14] ---
    always have some fundamental flaw!
[21:17] ---
    That's not true!
[21:19] ---
    For a while there, you had faith
    we'd be victorious, didn't you?
[21:22] ---
    You wept tears of gratitude!
[21:24] ---
    Enough idle gossip!
[21:26] ---
    Gero!
[21:27] ---
    But it's true!
[21:29] ---
    Quiet!
[21:38] ---
    What in the world is that?
[21:41] ---
    It seems HQ sent it here.
[21:44] ---
    They found out we left copy robots behind
    while we went on that company trip.
[21:48] ---
    Gero!
[21:49] ---
    It sounds like they're furious.
[21:53] ---
    It says we had better invade
    in the next six months.
[21:55] ---
    Otherwise, they'll send us home.
[21:57] ---
    Gero!
[21:58] ---
    Half a year?!
[22:00] ---
    Maybe that number...
[22:07] ---
    ...is the countdown to the invasion?!
[22:10] ---
    Wow! Sergeant Keroro has suddenly
    been driven into a corner!
[22:13] ---
    Invasion or evacuation?
[22:16] ---
    There are 175 more days
    until the day of destiny!
SIGN    175 Days Until the Invasion
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    You've gotta show courage,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Yuuki o dasanakucha
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Or your wishes won't come true.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Negai wa kanawanai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Even if you gaze from far away,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Tooku kara nagamete'tatte
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    It'll be like a flower on a high peak.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Sorya takane no hana sa
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Stretch out your hand yourself,
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Jibun de te o nobashite
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    And grab hold of your dreams.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Yume o tsukamitore yo
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Instead of worrying about
    the looks of others,
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Hito no me nanka ki ni suru yori
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Do what you want to do.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Yaritai koto o yaru n da
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Now dash out there,
    and climb that mountain to the very top.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Saa dasshu shite yama
    o nobore teppen made
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Don't dillydally.
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Mota mota mota suru na yo
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Do the best you can,
    and then laugh "hahaha."
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Accept the pleasant wind into your heart.
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Kimochi ii kaze kokoro ni ukete
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Do the best you can,
    and then laugh "hahaha."
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    What's important is to put
    all your sweat into it.
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    Taisetsu na koto wa zenryoku no ase sa
[23:30] [SONG] ---
    Beads of sweat are the petals of victory!
[23:30] [SONG] ---
    Ase wa shouri no hanabira
[23:52] ---
    This is Tamama! Sweet and delicious cherry
    blossom rice cakes are in full bloom!
SIGN    Very Sweet
    Special White Chocolate
SIGN    Bun
SIGN    Instant Dumpling
SIGN    Instant Dumpling Burger 150 yen!
[23:57] ---
    Do not give up, my instant dumplings!
[23:59] ---
    That aside, I have a bad feeling
    about dead stock!
[24:02] ---
    Am I not good enough for you?!
SIGN    Glare
[24:05] ---
    "Keroro: Grand Reopening Smile Sale, Sir!"
SIGN    Daikon Radish
SIGN    Cabbage
SIGN    Carrot
SIGN    Green Pepper
SIGN    Celery
    
    
    Lotus Root
SIGN    Vegetable Juice
[24:09] ---
    "Momoka: Lovey-Dovey Battle Royal at
    the Cherry Blossom Viewing Party, Sir!"
SIGN    Vegetable Burger 130 yen!
[24:13] ---
    These two stories!
    How's that?
[24:15] ---
    Ge-Gero!