E242 - Keroro: Watcher in the Attic, Sir! / Keroro: Invading With Self-Consciousness, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:32] ---
Have you ever been unable to sleep because
something trivial was playing on your mind?
[01:50] ---
Was there always a hole there?
[01:55] ---
Gero?!
[01:56] ---
I feel like something just moved!
[02:02] ---
Keroro: Watcher in the Attic, Sir!
[02:16] ---
Nothing here.
[02:18] ---
I guess I was just seeing things, sir.
[02:22] ---
Oof.
[02:39] ---
It's strange looking into my room
from directly above like this, sir.
[02:43] ---
Gero?
[02:49] ---
Other holes?
[02:56] ---
Gero?!
[02:57] ---
L-Lady Natsumi...
[03:01] ---
This should be the attic above my room.
[03:04] ---
My room is here.
[03:06] ---
And this is where I am right now.
[03:09] ---
Lady Natsumi's room is here.
[03:11] ---
So why...
[03:13] ---
...can I see Lady Natsumi's room
directly below me, sir?
[03:18] ---
That is strange.
[03:20] ---
But all that aside... gero gerori!
[03:23] ---
Hey. Hey. You're not planning
something weird again, are you?
[03:30] ---
This is my chance to get my own back
for all the ways I've been wronged.
[03:34] ---
Wronged, huh.
[03:36] ---
Precisely!
[03:37] ---
All the many tyrannies Hinata Natsumi
has subjected me to!
[03:42] ---
Gero gero!!
[03:47] ---
Nooo, Natsumi-chan never went that far,
and you were almost always the cause, so...
[03:52] ---
This is what they call
being in the wrong.
[03:58] ---
That's just fine by me.
[04:01] ---
I will call this
[04:02] ---
"Operation When I Woke Up, I was Shocked
to Find I'd Become Lalah Sune," sir!
[04:06] ---
What the heck is this?!
[04:14] ---
Gero! It slipped, sir.
[04:18] ---
Now I have to put one on
the other side, as well,
[04:20] ---
and turn her into a Foods-related
Masterpiece Theater.
[04:23] ---
Gero... gero gero... gero...
[04:28] ---
Daah! Stop moving, darn it!
[04:31] ---
Now I have to do it over.
[04:33] ---
Darn you, stop moving!
[04:37] ---
Quite the loony princess she's become.
[04:41] ---
Well, it turned out okay, I guess, sir!
[04:46] ---
Gero...
[04:48] ---
Is each and every one of those rays
of light a hole into some ceiling?
[04:54] ---
Gero?
[04:56] ---
Oh, my.
[04:58] ---
Huh? But the corporal's room is
the tent in the garden, isn't it?
[05:03] ---
But never mind that... once again,
[05:05] ---
this is my chance to get my own back
for all the ways I've been wronged!
[05:08] ---
Being in the Wrong II!
[05:15] ---
I'll run drops of this stuff down
this string and into Giroro's mouth!
SIGN Super-HOT
[05:20] ---
Super-spicy sauce!
[05:22] ---
I will call this
[05:24] ---
"Operation Adzam Leader
in Your Dreaming Mouth," sir!
[05:31] ---
Don't try this at home, kids!
[05:35] ---
Ahh, for goodness's sake!
Stay still, would you?
[05:42] ---
Ah... hey, shoo!
[05:44] ---
Don't touch the string, okay?! Gero!
[05:54] ---
My nose, it's hot! It's hoooooottt!!
[05:58] ---
Gero...
[05:59] ---
It was meant to be an Adzam Leader.
[06:02] ---
And the next morning.
[06:03] ---
Stupid frog!
[06:05] ---
Keroro, you jerkface!!
[06:06] ---
How dare you do this to me?!
[06:09] ---
Sit up straight and face us!
[06:11] ---
Well, now. What's all this?
[06:14] ---
Don't play dumb!
[06:15] ---
Like there's anyone else here who'd
pull ridiculous pranks like these!
[06:20] ---
Got proof?
[06:21] ---
What?
[06:22] ---
Proof?
[06:23] ---
Precisely.
[06:25] ---
Do you have concrete evidence that
I was the one who did it, ma'am?
[06:30] ---
No way I'm going to accept responsibility
for your sleepy screwups without any proof, sir.
[06:39] ---
Of course,
[06:40] ---
if you did manage to find some proof,
[06:42] ---
I'd accept whatever punishment
you had waiting for me, ma'am.
[06:46] ---
We'll remember...
[06:47] ---
...those words!
[06:53] ---
If there's an intruder,
[06:55] ---
the alarm will go off immediately.
[06:58] ---
There's no need to go that far.
[07:02] ---
I know him.
He'll come again tonight, for sure.
[07:07] ---
And that night, when all were fast asleep...
[07:11] ---
Gero gerori.
[07:13] ---
Try all the little tricks you want,
but I'm afraid it's...
[07:16] ---
Useless! Useless! Useless!
SIGN Meat
[07:19] ---
Ah, he's got something weird
prepared again.
[07:22] ---
Gero gero gero.
[07:24] ---
Now I know the lay of the land
up here in the see-ling,
[07:27] ---
nothing can stand in my way, sir!
SIGN Vinegar
[07:31] ---
I'll use this tonight!
[07:33] ---
Vinegar, I see!
[07:35] ---
Gyaaaaa! My nose, it's bitter!!
[07:42] ---
Ohh? Lady Natsumi!
[07:44] ---
What is that pecuuuuuliar mark?!
SIGN Meat
[07:49] ---
And Corporal Giroro, you have a cold, I see!
[07:53] ---
You're like a snotty-nosed little kid, sir!
[07:57] ---
I can't wait to see what faces
you have tomorrow, sir.
[08:01] ---
Gero gero gero gero gero
gerorinchomolungma.
[08:08] ---
Hmm... Yes, that does sound...
[08:10] ---
It sounds like something
Mr. Sergeant would do.
[08:12] ---
Argh! If only we had proof!
[08:14] ---
I'd beat that stupid frog to a pulp!
[08:17] ---
But...
[08:18] ---
...how did Sarge manage to prank you
and the corporal, anyway?
[08:21] ---
That is a mystery.
[08:24] ---
There must be some kind of trick to it.
[08:27] ---
Gero gerori.
[08:28] ---
No one's ever going to notice
this secret ceiling, sir.
[08:33] ---
Well, either way, it doesn't
look like that stupid frog
[08:37] ---
has noticed our secret yet.
[08:39] ---
Looks that way.
[08:45] ---
Gero? Secret?
[08:47] ---
What are they talking about, sir?
[08:50] ---
I am the ruler of the
space above the ceiling!
[08:52] ---
Keeping secrets from me
is absolutely impossible!
[08:55] ---
All creation is within my purview, sir!
[09:08] ---
Gero?
[09:15] ---
Huh? Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki
are in the capsules.
[09:22] ---
Then... who's standing there right now?
[09:26] ---
Gero?
[09:41] ---
What is this turn of events?!
[09:43] ---
That Keronian known as
Keroro is still usable.
[09:48] ---
It should be fine to leave him alive.
[09:51] ---
However... the moment he
discovers our secret...
[09:55] ---
When that happens...
[09:57] ---
Wh-When that happens...?
[10:02] ---
...we will eliminate him!
[10:05] ---
Gero!!
[10:15] ---
That stupid frog.
[10:18] ---
So he was playing pranks through this hole!
[10:20] ---
But why is the space above Sarge's ceiling
[10:23] ---
connected to the tops of
all these different rooms?
[10:26] ---
It is indeed most curious.
[10:28] ---
No idea why, but space is warped up there.
[10:33] ---
Well, easily closed.
[10:37] ---
No, wait a bit before closing it.
SIGN Oohashi Sake Store
[10:41] ---
Yesterday...
[10:44] ---
The day before yesterday and the
day before that... I worked so hard...
[10:48] ---
...and today...
[10:50] ---
...and tomorrow and the day after that...
I'll keep on working hard again...
[10:56] ---
Ahhh. So tiring.
[10:58] ---
Hey! Quit slacking off!
[11:00] ---
Gero!!
[11:02] ---
I can see everything you're
doing from up here, got it?!
[11:07] ---
Gerooo!
[11:11] ---
I wonder what that strange space
beyond the ceiling was.
[11:44] ---
Ever since then, I keep getting the feeling
that I'm being watched by someone...
[11:49] ---
That might be the yokai "Curtain-Peeker!"
SIGN Curtain-Peeker
[11:54] ---
Gero? A yokai?
[11:56] ---
"Curtain-Peeker"?
[11:58] ---
Well, it could be that,
SIGN Ceiling-Hanger
[11:59] ---
or it could be a "Ceiling-Hanger,"
or a "Many-Eyes"!
SIGN Many-Eyes
[12:03] ---
Gero!
[12:04] ---
I'm just joking.
[12:06] ---
Maybe it was just an illusion?
[12:08] ---
Illusion?
[12:09] ---
There are a lot of Japanese yokai
that watch over how people live.
[12:14] ---
Maybe it's always been common for people to
have the illusion that they're being watched.
[12:19] ---
Gerori.
[12:20] ---
Sarge? Sarge?
[12:24] ---
Keroro: Invading with
Self-Consciousness, Sir!
[12:30] ---
Let me ask you!
[12:31] ---
What if all of you were being
constantly watched by someone?
[12:35] ---
What if you were under constant surveillance?
[12:38] ---
That is kind of unsettling.
[12:41] ---
Or, like, focus breaking?
[12:44] ---
You dumbo...
[12:45] ---
You better not be pulling some mischief
in that space behind the ceiling again.
[12:48] ---
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I tell you!
[12:52] ---
Calm down, Giroro-kun.
[12:55] ---
The point is, you'd feel unsettled if you
were being watched by someone, right?
[12:58] ---
I think we can use that for
our invasion of Pekopon, sir!
[13:03] ---
Hmph. Placing all Pekoponians under
surveillance wouldn't be easy.
[13:07] ---
That's where we use our heads, sir!
[13:10] ---
What is required for this operation
[13:12] ---
is the illusion that you're
being constantly watched!
[13:15] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu!
[13:17] ---
Nyo!
[13:22] ---
The waves this thing emits
will cause the Pekoponians
[13:26] ---
to fall under the illusion that they
are being constantly watched, sir!
[13:30] ---
Gero gero gerorinchomolungma.
SIGN The Pressure of a Stare
SIGN PRESSURE
[13:56] ---
Oh, come on! What is this?!
[14:09] ---
Sarge?
[14:10] ---
Stupid frog!
[14:12] ---
Sarge?
[14:14] ---
Hm? Is something the problem, ma'am?
[14:16] ---
You were watching me from the
ceiling again, weren't you?!
[14:20] ---
What are you talking about, ma'am?
[14:21] ---
The ceiling is sealed off.
SIGN KEEP OUT
[14:23] ---
It's impossible to pass through now, ma'am.
[14:25] ---
Besides which, I've been
here the whole time, ma'am.
[14:28] ---
You liar.
[14:30] ---
He isn't lying.
[14:32] ---
Uncle's been here for a long time
making Gundam models.
[14:35] ---
But I definitely felt someone looking at me!
[14:38] ---
It's bugging me, and I can't concentrate!
[14:40] ---
You can't complain to me about something vague
like "you felt someone looking at you," sir.
[14:46] ---
I know it was there! Definitely!
[14:53] ---
What's wrong, ma'am?
[14:56] ---
I really felt like someone was watching me.
[14:59] ---
Me, too...
[15:01] ---
I think the both of you are just
overly self-conscious, sir!
[15:07] ---
Self...
[15:08] ---
...conscious?
[15:10] ---
Gero gerori. An even better
response than I expected!
[15:13] ---
Or, like, super effect?
[15:16] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu!
[15:18] ---
Expand the waves to cover the whole
of the Inner-Tokyo region, sir!
[15:22] ---
Nyonyonyonyoooo!
[15:30] ---
Gero?
[15:31] ---
Uncle?
[15:32] ---
No, I... feel like I'm being watched...
[15:36] ---
I'm always watching you, Uncle!
[15:39] ---
Not that...
[15:41] ---
I'm pretty sure these waves
shouldn't work on Keronians.
[15:45] ---
Yeah, sorry!
[15:47] ---
It's just my imagination, sir!
[15:51] ---
Who goes there?
[15:52] ---
Is that where you are, you rogue?!
[15:56] ---
Koyuki-dono!
What in the heavens is the matter?
[16:02] ---
Emergency, emergency!
[16:04] ---
Find the intruder immediately!
[16:07] ---
What on Earth is going on?
[16:09] ---
Milady Momoka!
[16:11] ---
It seems that someone has
infiltrated the mansion!
[16:13] ---
Oh, no... but then, why has
the alarm not sounded?
[16:20] ---
Who're you?!
[16:24] ---
This is amazing!
Momocchi's place is in chaos!
[16:30] ---
What do you wanna do, commander?
[16:31] ---
If we increase the level of these waves
to cover the whole of Pekopon...
[16:34] ---
...the invasion of Pekopon
will be within our grasp.
[16:37] ---
Hey... Commander?
[16:39] ---
Gero?
[16:40] ---
Ahh, sorry, sorry...
[16:42] ---
What is it?
[16:43] ---
Will you pull it together?
[16:44] ---
It's just, I keep getting the feeling
that I'm being watched by someone.
[16:47] ---
Ahh, it's just my imagination,
though, right?!
[16:50] ---
Just my imagination!
[16:51] ---
Ohhhh!
[16:52] ---
So you were behind this, after all!
[16:54] ---
L-Lady Natsumi!
[16:56] ---
No, this isn't... uh...
[16:58] ---
Uhhh... I mean...
[16:59] ---
Well... I guess this one time I can... um...
[17:01] ---
Um... er... ah...
[17:03] ---
Gero?
[17:04] ---
Uh... I just wanted to say...
[17:09] ---
...thanks.
[17:11] ---
What?!
[17:14] ---
You... lost weight, ma'am?
[17:17] ---
Just... just a bit!
[17:21] ---
I guess... because I felt like
someone was watching me...
[17:25] ---
...I naturally ate fewer snacks and stuff.
[17:28] ---
Maybe it's just my imagination!
[17:30] ---
No... it's not your imagination.
[17:34] ---
As you feel conscious about the eyes on you,
[17:36] ---
the... embarrassment you show sometimes,
[17:39] ---
and your... your bearing...
[17:42] ---
Natsumi... you're... you're even more...
[17:46] ---
...beautiful than ever!
[17:49] ---
That's true.
[17:50] ---
It is said that women get more beautiful
when eyes are upon them.
[17:56] ---
Well... I never intended...
[17:58] ---
Do not be so humble,
my honorable leader!
[18:01] ---
Koyuki-dono is also most pleased.
[18:03] ---
Why?!
[18:18] ---
Your skills have improved, Koyuki-dono!
[18:21] ---
Yes! When I think that someone
is always watching me,
[18:24] ---
it really keeps me tense!
[18:27] ---
This is all thanks to you,
my honorable leader.
[18:29] ---
Right...
[18:31] ---
I would like to thank you, as well.
[18:33] ---
Lady Momoka!
[18:35] ---
We inspected all the security measures
around the establishment,
[18:38] ---
and were able to find several points
that needed re-evaluating!
[18:43] ---
This is all thanks to you, Keroro-san!
[18:45] ---
This is incredible, Sarge!
[18:47] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[18:48] ---
I looked at the news on the net,
[18:50] ---
and it said that littering of cigarettes
and empty cans has ceased,
SIGN Empty Cans
[18:55] ---
and people are behaving nicer to
each other on the trains and buses!
[18:58] ---
Nin, nin.
[19:00] ---
The perception that someone
is always watching
[19:02] ---
has aroused people's self-control.
[19:06] ---
H-Has it, now...
[19:07] ---
Thank you, Sarge!
[19:09] ---
No... I...
[19:12] ---
You're welcome... sir...
[19:15] ---
In the end, Sarge's invasion operation
not only failed in its purpose,
[19:18] ---
it worked to improve people's lives.
[19:25] ---
What? It was actually an invasion operation?
[19:28] ---
I am ashamed, sir.
[19:30] ---
Oh, Sarge, what will we do with you...
[19:33] ---
But you did good in the end, didn't you?
[19:36] ---
I think it's okay.
[19:37] ---
Oh, yeah!
[19:38] ---
Maybe the yokais "Curtain-Peeker"
and "Many-Eyes"
[19:43] ---
were actually ourselves!
[19:45] ---
Gero?
[19:46] ---
I mean, like,
[19:48] ---
maybe they were yokai made for us
to reflect on our own actions.
[19:57] ---
I see...
[19:59] ---
That stare came from me myself...
[20:02] ---
When I think of it like that...
it doesn't bother me... so much, sir...
[20:06] ---
I feel like... I'll be able to
sleep soundly... at last, sir...
[20:13] ---
If you feel someone invisible looking at you,
[20:16] ---
that might be a good opportunity for you
to reflect upon your own actions.
[20:21] ---
But...
[20:40] ---
Gero...
[20:51] ---
Dear me. No use for this one in the end,
either, huh.
[20:59] ---
Hey, this thing got pulled
out of the power socket!
[21:04] ---
How long's that been unplugged?
[21:09] ---
Oh, well.
[21:13] ---
Oh, my. What could this mean?
[21:17] ---
It looks like even Sarge and the others,
aliens far more scientifically advanced than us,
[21:22] ---
are still mystified by
some of the things in this world.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:12] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:36] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
Kiruru, the strongest weapon
in the Keron Army!
[23:12] ---
Even now, they are still being developed,
based on the systems of the ancient Keron Army!
SIGN URGENT
SUPER KINDA BAD
ASSEMBLE
GEROHCRAP
ALERT
SIGN I mean, it's Xmas! Excited Excited Excited
[23:16] ---
But it's not going very well,
[23:18] ---
'cause they keep making
cute little things like Mash!
[23:21] ---
Never mind that! It's Jingle Bells already?
[23:25] ---
"Keroro: Merry Christmas
on the Battlefield, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
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