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E43 - Giroro: No Tears for the Red Oni, Sir! / Giroro: Let Setsubun Fly, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
    Giroro: No Tears
    for the Red Oni, Sir!
[01:39] ---
    Once upon a time, a red oni
    and a blue oni lived together.
SIGN    Blue Oni and
    Red Oni's house
SIGN    We have some
     tasty sweets
    and fine tea.
    Please have some,
    if you'd like.
[01:46] ---
    The red oni was always trying
    to become friends with humans.
[01:51] ---
    But one day,
[01:54] ---
    the blue oni suddenly
    attacked the villagers.
[01:58] ---
    The red oni stopped him,
    and drove him away.
[02:04] ---
    The villagers were grateful
    to the red oni,
[02:06] ---
    and became friends with him.
[02:09] ---
    But when he came home, there was
    no sign of the blue oni anywhere.
SIGN    Red Oni's house
[02:13] ---
    Then the red oni found a letter
    left behind by the blue oni.
SIGN    To Red Oni From Blue Oni
[02:17] ---
    And this was what was written on it...
[02:20] ---
    "Red Oni...
[02:22] ---
    I'm glad you finally made friends
    with the villagers.
[02:24] ---
    But they think I'm bad, and if
    they find out I'm your friend,
[02:28] ---
    they'll get scared of you again
    and you'll lose all your new friends.
[02:32] ---
    So, I must leave.
[02:34] ---
    I hope you'll be happy with the villagers."
SIGN    Fairy Tales of Japan
[02:41] ---
    How could this be?! This is
    just too sad for the blue oni!
[02:48] ---
    That aside,
    why don't you clean up your room?
[02:52] ---
    Sorry I'm late.
[02:54] ---
    Well? Have you finished the story yet?
[02:57] ---
    The blue oni is such an angel!
[03:00] ---
    I don't know... I smell a hypocrite here.
[03:02] ---
    It was totally moving.
[03:04] ---
    Or, like, super pathos?
[03:06] ---
    The blue oni gave me a great idea
[03:10] ---
    on how to suck up to Lady Natsumi.
[03:13] ---
    I shall call it...
[03:14] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Operation Manual "Operation: Blue Oni!" Yay! Check it out!
[03:15] ---
    Operation: Blue Oni.
[03:18] ---
    What a bland title.
[03:19] ---
    You're never the creative type.
[03:21] ---
    What kind of operation do you have in mind?
[03:24] ---
    First, just like the blue oni
    who attacked the village,
[03:27] ---
    I'll attack Lady Natsumi.
[03:28] ---
    Any bad children here?!
[03:31] ---
    Sounds unrealistic right off the bat...
[03:33] ---
    You wanna die? Go ahead, I won't stop you.
[03:36] ---
    I-I'll think about how to do it later.
[03:39] ---
    Anyhow, soon the red oni
    shows up to save Lady Natsumi.
[03:44] ---
    Hey, stop!
[03:44] ---
    From his color,
    Giroro would be the most suitable.
[03:48] ---
    Giroro will successfully defeat me.
[03:50] ---
    Thank you, Giroro.
[03:51] ---
    Natsumi...
SIGN    Tangerines
[03:53] ---
    And the two will become
    the closest of friends.
[03:56] ---
    It's almost the same as the
    fairy tale up to this point. However...
[04:00] ---
    The similarities end here.
SIGN    To Red Oni
[04:03] ---
    What if that letter the blue oni
    left for the red oni
[04:08] ---
    was also read by the villagers?
[04:10] ---
    I'm sure the blue oni
[04:11] ---
    would have become friends
    with the villagers, too.
[04:14] ---
    Not only that,
[04:15] ---
    they'd probably think more highly
    of the blue oni than the red oni.
[04:18] ---
    Or, like, sudden flip-flop?
[04:20] ---
    Exactly. So I'll use that idea.
SIGN    To Giroro-kun
[04:23] ---
    Oh, Giroro.
[04:24] ---
    When Tamama is bringing
    my letter to Giroro...
[04:27] ---
    Oops, I slipped.
[04:28] ---
    ...he accidentally
    hands it over to Lady Natsumi.
[04:31] ---
    Oops, my bad. I have just handed
    this letter to Natchi by mistake.
[04:35] ---
    And when Lady Natsumi reads it...
[04:37] ---
    Huh? W-What is this...?
SIGN    Dear Giroro-kun, I'm glad you and Lady Natsumi have become friends.
[04:39] ---
    Dear Giroro-kun, I'm glad you and
    Lady Natsumi have become friends.
[04:43] ---
    As long as you're happy,
    I don't mind being the bad guy.
[04:48] ---
    Ohh...
SIGN    From your bosom buddy, Keroro
[04:49] ---
    Because your happiness is my happiness.
[04:52] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, you're as devious as ever.
[04:55] ---
    Well then, please read your
    "operation manual"
[04:57] ---
    for the details of the plan.
[05:00] ---
    First, let's get to the
    first phase of the plan.
SIGN    Gero gero gero gero gero...
[05:07] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    I have some tasty sweets and fine tea. Feel free to stop by.
[05:08] ---
    "I have some tasty sweets
    and fine tea. Feel free to stop by."
[05:13] ---
    What the heck could Giroro
    be up to this time?
[05:16] ---
    What's the matter? Are you looking for me?
[05:21] ---
    Wha?! What is this?
[05:22] ---
    Yeah, about that...
[05:25] ---
    Sweets and tea...? How ridiculous.
    U-Unless of course, you insist...
[05:30] ---
    Hey, I think you're
    misunderstanding something here.
[05:32] ---
    Huh?
[05:33] ---
    Aren't you the one who
    put up that sign right there?
[05:35] ---
    O-Of course not.
    Why would I do such a thing?
[05:38] ---
    Huh? Don't tell me...
[05:43] ---
    What's up, Giroro-kun?
[05:45] ---
    Keroro. What the heck
    is the meaning of this?
[05:48] ---
    Oh yeah, that.
[05:49] ---
    We'll make you get closer to Lady Natsumi.
[05:52] ---
    The sign is what you'd
    call an icebreaker, I guess.
SIGN    Ba-dump
[05:56] ---
    What? Get close to Natsumi?!
[05:59] ---
    Yup. And I have the best plan, sir.
[06:03] ---
    You wanna hear it?
[06:06] ---
    R-Ridiculous. Totally ridiculous.
[06:08] ---
    I will never go along with such
    a ridiculous operation. Got that?
SIGN    Thud
SIGN    Wham
[06:21] ---
    No matter what you say,
    we'll still go with the plan.
[06:29] ---
    What a beautiful sunset...
[06:31] ---
    Or, like, pretty background?
[06:34] ---
    Ha! This is it. Words flow out
    like a spring of water.
[06:38] ---
    Are you writing what they
    call a haiku, Mr. Sergeant?
[06:41] ---
    Done.
[06:42] ---
    Wow! Let me hear it!
[06:44] ---
    Ahem. Okay, I'll read it.
[06:46] ---
    "When two lovers are together,
    it is like a soft dust ball in the spring.
[06:52] ---
    It flutters in the wind
    and embraces the lovers."
[06:55] ---
    What a lovely haiku, Uncle.
[06:58] ---
    That is not a haiku. That is just a poem.
[07:00] ---
    Right. It's a poem dedicated to all lovers.
[07:04] ---
    And this will set the mood
    for Giroro and Lady Natsumi
[07:07] ---
    to fall in love.
[07:09] ---
    Natsumi...
[07:10] ---
    Giroro...
[07:11] ---
    We now go into Phase 2 of our operation.
[07:17] ---
    This is Kululu.
[07:19] ---
    Everything's set up
    exactly according to the plan.
SIGN    Studio 6
    623 Radio!
[07:21] ---
    We're good to go.
[07:26] ---
    Well, here we are again.
    Another installment of 623 Radio.
[07:30] ---
    Thank you for sending in your letters.
[07:33] ---
    We'll start with our first one.
[07:36] ---
    It's finally begun. Private, stay sharp.
[07:41] ---
    Okay.
[07:44] ---
    Our first postcard comes from
[07:46] ---
    Inner-Tokyo, and he goes
    by the name of "Blue Oni."
[07:50] ---
    "Good evening, 623-san.
[07:51] ---
    Let me tell you what happened the other day.
[07:54] ---
    On my way home from school,
    I was harassed by a bunch of delinquents.
[07:58] ---
    That's when a man that looked
    like a frog appeared and saved me."
[08:00] ---
    Huh?
[08:01] ---
    "The truth is, I have never really
    liked frogs before.
[08:05] ---
    But now I realize they're
    not so bad, after all."
[08:07] ---
    Really? A man that looked like a frog?
[08:10] ---
    A frog?
[08:11] ---
    First we go with the subtle approach.
    Now we've hooked her in.
[08:17] ---
    Let's move on to the next letter, shall we?
[08:18] ---
    This one is from Inner-Tokyo and
    he's using the name "Blue Oni..."
[08:22] ---
    Hey, it's the same guy.
[08:24] ---
    Hmph. It's the same old tired show.
[08:24] ---
    Come to think of it, it's almost Setsubun.
[08:27] ---
    What's so good about this, anyway?
[08:27] ---
    Maybe this letter is from a real oni.
[08:29] ---
    "623-san, which color
    do you like better, red or green?
[08:32] ---
    I think red is nice since
    it's such a passionate color,
[08:35] ---
    but I prefer green, since it's humble
    and shows real kindness.
[08:40] ---
    Green is a color that can actually
    relieve stress and ease tension."
[08:42] ---
    Red...? Green...?
[08:44] ---
    Another subtle but effective jab
    straight into her heart.
[08:47] ---
    This plan of mine is flawless.
[08:53] ---
    Okay, it's time to move in.
[08:57] ---
    What? I'm busy listening to the radio...
[09:01] ---
    Lady Natsumi! Prepare yourself, ma'am!
[09:05] ---
    What the heck are those?
[09:07] ---
    What else but space leeches, ma'am?
[09:12] ---
    And they'll cling on to every bit
    of your skin and immobilize you,
[09:16] ---
    so you'll have no choice but to listen to me
    ramble on about Gundam models all night.
[09:22] ---
    No... help me!
[09:28] ---
    Oh no, Corporal Giroro. Look what I found.
SIGN    To Giroro
[09:32] ---
    Huh? Where's the corporal?
[09:35] ---
    Tamama, sit here.
[09:38] ---
    Did I mess up?
[09:40] ---
    You were supposed to call Giroro
    here first for the plan to work!
[09:42] ---
    What? Is that so?
[09:44] ---
    What's wrong with you?
    Take out your operation manual!
[09:48] ---
    Look here.
[09:49] ---
    It says after I attack,
[09:51] ---
    you're supposed to go call Giroro for help.
[09:55] ---
    So it does...
[09:56] ---
    Can I see that, too?
[09:57] ---
    Sure.
[09:58] ---
    And then you were supposed
    to bring that letter here,
[10:00] ---
    and accidentally hand it over
    to Lady Natsumi.
[10:03] ---
    Now I remember!
[10:04] ---
    And reading the letter will move me so much
[10:06] ---
    that I'll start to like you, huh?
[10:08] ---
    That's correct.
[10:09] ---
    That's because Lady Natsumi
    is simple-minded!
[10:14] ---
    Who are you calling simple-minded?
[10:16] ---
    Huh? Were you listening?
[10:18] ---
    How dare you ruin my
    favorite time of the day?!
[10:22] ---
    Now, let's read some poems
    that were sent in to us.
[10:26] ---
    I'm sure we'll be reading some
    lovely poetry from you out there.
[10:30] ---
    What's that?
[10:32] ---
    What happened, Keroro?
[10:33] ---
    Are you all right?
    Tell me, who did this to you?
[10:37] ---
    Hang in there!
     You're not hurt that bad!
[10:41] ---
    G-Gi... Giroro...
[10:45] ---
    Keroro...
[10:46] ---
    This comes yet again from
    the "Blue Oni" of Inner-Tokyo.
[10:51] ---
    "When two lovers are together,
    it is like a soft dust ball in the spring.
[10:58] ---
    It flutters in the wind
    and embraces the lovers."
[11:00] ---
    At last, it's just the two of us now.
[11:04] ---
    Yeah... this is between you and me.
[11:08] ---
    This ain't what I had in mind, sir.
[11:10] ---
    Operation Blue Oni: a total flop.
[11:20] ---
    Once upon a time...
    No wait... this is a story of today.
[11:23] ---
    There is this green alien...
[11:29] ---
    I always thought the red oni
    really rocked.
[11:31] ---
    That blue oni is just
    a hypocrite. He must be.
[11:33] ---
    What's this, all of a sudden?
[11:35] ---
    I can't tell you why, but I'll try to be
[11:37] ---
    a great red oni, starting today.
[11:39] ---
    Oh, perfect timing.
SIGN    Oni away!
[11:41] ---
    Oni away!
[11:49] ---
    Giroro: Let Setsubun Fly, Sir!
SIGN    Soybeans
[12:00] ---
    Soybeans.
[12:01] ---
    S-Sarge?
[12:03] ---
    Good luck, come!
[12:06] ---
    Oni, away!!
[12:10] ---
    S-Sis?
[12:11] ---
    Grandma sent over these soybeans
    to celebrate the coming of spring.
[12:15] ---
    It would be a shame if we don't
    scatter these all around the house.
[12:17] ---
    That's not scattering,
    that's pelting as hard as you can...
[12:22] ---
    Th-That was cruel, ma'am!
[12:23] ---
    I have every right to get angry.
    Right, Master Fuyuki?
[12:25] ---
    I... I guess...
[12:27] ---
    I tell you. Being pelted by beans
    out of the blue like this...
SIGN    Intense anger
[12:29] ---
    I don't know... it hurts,
    but it tastes good...
SIGN    Chomp chomp
[12:33] ---
    Today is Setsubun, a Japanese
    custom to drive away demons
[12:36] ---
    and invite good fortune
     by scattering beans.
[12:39] ---
    And since you said you
    wanted to be an oni...
[12:42] ---
    I'll give you those beans,
    so forgive me, okay?
[12:45] ---
    My compensation is soybeans?
SIGN    Chomp chomp
[12:50] ---
    Just then, the nutritious
    Japanese organic soybeans
[12:54] ---
    made specially by Grandma Hinata
    energized the green alien's brain.
[12:59] ---
    Looks like Lady Natsumi
    has just made a crucial mistake.
[13:03] ---
    She just gave me an idea
     on how to get even,
[13:05] ---
    and not only that, she gave me
    this highly-nutritious feast!
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
[13:13] ---
    What the heck is this?
[13:17] ---
    Darn it. Who's on duty here today?
SIGN    Kero 3, Kero 4, Natsu 5, Natsu 6, Fuyu 7, Fuyu 8, Kero 9, Kero 10, Natsu 11, Natsu 12
SIGN    Kero 3 Kero 4
[13:21] ---
    I knew it was him.
[13:24] ---
    Huh?
[13:24] ---
    Remember what you did
    to me earlier, Lady Natsumi?
[13:27] ---
    Oh, so you brought your
    henchmen to take revenge, huh?
[13:30] ---
    You said it. Brace yourself, ma'am...
[13:33] ---
    Shut up and finish washing the dishes!
[13:37] ---
    Natchi's scarier than an oni.
[13:39] ---
    Hurry up and shoot, Kululu!
[13:41] ---
    Roger.
[13:44] ---
    Oh no! Not another weird gun?!
[13:47] ---
    Click!
[13:55] ---
    W-What the heck did you just do?
[13:58] ---
    Oh no! This is so embarrassing!
[14:00] ---
    Excellent, Sergeant Major Kululu.
[14:03] ---
    Well, then...
[14:04] ---
    What's with this tiger outfit...
    Ow. What the heck was that for?
[14:08] ---
    What do you mean?
    It's Setsubun today, ma'am.
[14:11] ---
    Custom says we throw soybeans
    at oni, right?
[14:13] ---
    Oni? Yikes! Why do I have horns?!
[14:17] ---
    It's an oni's job to get hit by beans.
[14:20] ---
    And if you don't like it,
    blame it on Japanese customs, ma'am.
[14:24] ---
    All right, men. Get ready!
[14:26] ---
    Tama!
[14:27] ---
    Kulu!
[14:28] ---
    Attack now!
[14:32] ---
    Yay!
[14:34] ---
    Oni away!
[14:36] ---
    Hold it right there!
[14:37] ---
    Yay! Yay!
[14:39] ---
    Hold it!
[14:40] ---
    Yay! Yay!
[14:44] ---
    This isn't funny at all.
[14:47] ---
    What the...
[14:51] ---
    Why can't I take them off?!
[14:59] ---
    Right now your body will not accept
[15:01] ---
    anything except that costume, ma'am.
[15:04] ---
    It would be so embarrassing,
    you cannot even go outside like that.
[15:09] ---
    Why don't we enjoy this
    Setsubun game to the fullest?
[15:15] ---
    Oni away! Oni away!
[15:17] ---
    Hey! The oni is getting away!
[15:23] ---
    S-Sis... You're cosplaying?!
[15:26] ---
    No, those stupid frogs forced me
    to wear this oni outfit!
[15:30] ---
    An oni? Hmm...
[15:33] ---
    Hold on a sec...
[15:34] ---
    Hey, c'mon, help...
    hey, what are you doing?
[15:36] ---
    Sis. That's no ordinary oni costume.
[15:40] ---
    I think there's a detailed description of it
[15:42] ---
    in the legends of oni in Inner-Tokyo...
[15:44] ---
    Never mind.
[15:51] ---
    It's no use trying to escape, ma'am.
[15:59] ---
    Owww!
[16:00] ---
    Lady Natsumi's horns transmit
    a signal which attracts the soybeans.
[16:03] ---
    Amazing!
[16:05] ---
    But now we have run out of those
    all-important soybeans...
[16:09] ---
    Let's see...
SIGN    Tangerines
[16:11] ---
    It's okay if we don't have soybeans.
[16:13] ---
    We can use anything that's
    made out of soybeans.
[16:15] ---
    Like this, for example.
SIGN    Low sodium bean paste
[16:17] ---
    Bean paste?
[16:18] ---
    Toss it.
[16:27] ---
    What the heck are you throwing at me?
[16:29] ---
    Wow! This is really fun! I wanna do more!
[16:34] ---
    Jeez, what's with the bean paste?
SIGN    Soy milk
SIGN    Tofu Soy
SIGN    Soy sauce
[16:39] ---
    Soy sauce.
[16:40] ---
    Tofu.
[16:41] ---
    And soy milk.
[16:42] ---
    You've kidding!
[16:44] ---
    Ow. Ow. Ow.
[16:46] ---
    Ow. Ouch.
[16:48] ---
    Now what?
SIGN    Bean curd cake
[16:50] ---
    Bean curd cake.
[16:51] ---
    Okay.
SIGN    Soybean flour
[16:51] ---
    Soybean flour.
[16:52] ---
    Okay.
SIGN    Soybean curd
[16:53] ---
    Soybean curd.
[16:54] ---
    OK.
[16:55] ---
    Um... let's see now...
[16:55] ---
    Hey, you two, stop wasting food!
[16:58] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, this one?
[16:59] ---
    Ooh!
[17:02] ---
    Why can't I open this?
[17:04] ---
    It's no use, ma'am.
[17:06] ---
    There is no escape, ma'am.
[17:08] ---
    Okay, I apologize for what I did,
    so can you turn me back to normal?
[17:12] ---
    If you want to return to normal,
    you have to agree to my terms.
[17:16] ---
    Your terms?
[17:17] ---
    Yes. Give me authority over
    the entire Hinata family.
[17:22] ---
    You know I can't agree to that!
[17:24] ---
    Oh, really? Then what do you say to this?
SIGN    Natto
[17:28] ---
    Th-Those are...
[17:30] ---
    That's right. It's natto.
[17:32] ---
    If you're not going to accept my request,
[17:35] ---
    your whole body will be covered in natto,
     and it will start to ferment, ma'am.
[17:40] ---
    Now, accept my request!
[17:43] ---
    How can I? I can't.
[17:45] ---
    Then you leave me no choice.
[17:50] ---
    Nooooo!
[17:57] ---
    Huh? What's that?
[17:58] ---
    Ow. Ow. Ow.
[18:00] ---
    What's wrong? What happened?
[18:03] ---
    This is Kululu.
[18:04] ---
    The guinea pig we used
    to test that gun just escaped.
[18:08] ---
    Say what? I told you to keep an eye on him!
[18:18] ---
    Tamama, let's get out of here.
[18:19] ---
    Roger!
[18:21] ---
    Oh, shoot.
[18:33] ---
    Giroro!
[18:34] ---
    Oni away, I say!
[18:39] ---
    Oni away!
[18:42] ---
    Oni away!
[18:45] ---
    Stay still!
[18:49] ---
    The Red Oni is three times
    more powerful.
[18:52] ---
    Well, only 1.3 times,
    but he is definitely more powerful.
[18:59] ---
    Bullied Natsumi... Bullied Natsumi...
[19:04] ---
    Oh no.
[19:05] ---
    He's gone berserk,
    and can't talk right anymore.
[19:05] ---
    Bullied Natsumi...
[19:08] ---
    I've got no choice...
    I must use force to stop him!
SIGN    Transformation complete FA (Full Armor) Keroro
[19:21] ---
    Keroro, full armor transformation!
[19:23] ---
    It's been a long time since
    I last took you on seriously.
[19:28] ---
    Come on, let's enjoy this fight...
[19:35] ---
    Amazing... You saw through
    the only weakness in my full armor,
[19:38] ---
    raining bullets on my
    totally unprotected face.
[19:41] ---
    Corporal Giroro... you may be my subordinate,
[19:44] ---
    but you're definitely a formidable man.
[19:49] ---
    Natsumi!
[19:49] ---
    Giroro!
[19:55] ---
    Natsumi!
[19:58] ---
    Giroro!
[20:00] ---
    Don't let your guard down
    until the end, I say.
[20:04] ---
    And so I'm the victor.
[20:07] ---
    Oh, there you are.
[20:09] ---
    Sis, I finally found it.
    That's not an oni, it's a thunder god.
[20:13] ---
    A thunder god?
[20:14] ---
    Yeah.
[20:15] ---
    That's why you have all those taiko drums
    behind you. Right, Sarge?
[20:19] ---
    I... I don't know what
    you're talking about...
[20:22] ---
    So that means...
[20:26] ---
    ...I can do this, right?
[20:30] ---
    Take that! And that!
[20:37] ---
    All right!
[20:38] ---
    K-Kululu... you fool.
[20:45] ---
    W-What's this?
[20:46] ---
    A chocolate cake.
    It's to thank you for saving me.
[20:50] ---
    Here.
[20:54] ---
    This is sweet... almost too sweet.
[20:55] ---
    Oh, shut up. It's supposed to be sweet...
[21:01] ---
    ...though I guess I should use
    a little less sugar next time.
[21:05] ---
    And so, the red alien enjoyed
    a pleasant moment with an Earthling.
[21:11] ---
    And they lived happily ever after.
[21:14] ---
    Meanwhile, the green alien...
[21:19] ---
    It's all about Little Red Riding Hood now!
SIGN    Operation: Little Red Riding Hood Is it too obvious?
[21:23] ---
    Let's start Operation:
    Little Red Riding Hood now.
[21:26] ---
    First, I'll get eaten by a Nyororo.
[21:29] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[21:30] ---
    It seems the green alien
    hasn't learned his lesson, after all.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Giro-giro-giro-giro Giro-giro-giro-giro...
    Sorosoro hajimeru zo!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro-giro.
    Let's get started!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Giro-giro-giro-giro.
    This is the Giroro drawing song!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Giro-giro-giro-giro
    Giroro no ekaki uta!!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Makka ni shizumu taiyou ga
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    When the setting red sun
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon no teppen terasu toki (Girori)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Shines upon the top of Pekopon, (Girori!)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Chiheisen kara kinoko ga nyokki nyoki
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    A mushroom pops out on the horizon.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    "Nani kore~"
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    "What the heck is that?"
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Doku kinoko dattara inochi wa naize
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    If it's poisonous, you're a goner.
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    "Sutete kite!"
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Go and throw it out!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Shouri no hata o hatamekase
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    With our victory flags
    triumphantly fluttering,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Fune de norikome teki jinchi
    (Otoshiana niwa ki o tsukero)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Charge into enemy territory by ship,
     (Watch out for traps!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    "Gakkou iku dake dakara"
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    I'm just going to school.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Beruto no naka niwa Natsumi no shashin
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Inside my belt is a photograph of Natsumi.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Ore no oyaji wa nijuu ago
    "Majide?"
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    My old man has a double chin.
    (No kidding?)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Saki no mienai kemono michi demo
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Even on a blind trail,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Massugu mae mite hofuku zenshin
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Keep your eyes forward
    and advance at a crawl.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Uyo kyokusetsu aroutomo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    There may be many twists and turns,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Ichizuna omoi wa massugu ni
    (Natsumi…!!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    But be forthright about your true feelings.
    (Natsumi...!)
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kono kao no kizu wa senshi no hokori
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    This scar on my face is a warrior's pride.
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Kamase inu to wa yobasenai
    "Giku!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    I won't let anyone call me the underdog.
    (Yikes!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    There you have it!
    It's Corporal Giroro!
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Giroro Gochou kansei da!!! (Giro!)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    It's a wildly-welcomed
    character drawing song! Gero!
[23:08] ---
    This is Kululu.
    Inventing things is pretty hard work.
[23:11] ---
    Especially for me,
[23:12] ---
    since I devise things that
    will cause trouble for others.
[23:15] ---
    The other day, I accidentally
    made something that was useful.
[23:18] ---
    But I destroyed it right away.
[23:20] ---
    That aside, in the next episode,
    we take on winter sports!
[23:24] ---
    "Keroro vs. Fuyuki:
    A Sports Showdown, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Kululu vs. Aki: A Devastating
    Assault Robot Battle, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    Two stories in one. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!