E158 - Keroro: Past Glory, Sir! / Giroro's Forbidden Memories, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
"Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN Schlorp
[01:31] ---
Well, today like every day, we have an
alien invader devoted to his pastimes.
[01:37] ---
Boy, Captain Geroro really is awesome.
[01:40] ---
And next week,
Space Pirate Gerlock guest-stars!
[01:44] ---
I can't wait!
[01:46] ---
Gero!
[01:48] ---
A-Again?!
[01:53] ---
Keroro: Past Glory, Sir!
[01:59] ---
HQ sent this a little while ago.
[02:02] ---
Another invasion deadline counter?
[02:04] ---
No. Within 24 hours,
[02:08] ---
the Keroro Platoon has to deliver a report
detailing our activities since coming here.
[02:14] ---
Sheesh. I wish they'd stop
using these counters.
[02:18] ---
They're just bad for the heart.
[02:21] ---
Therefore... Well, we have no choice.
[02:24] ---
We'll all edit together visual data
that we've stored here
[02:28] ---
and make a DVD introducing
our wonderful activities.
[02:32] ---
I call it... "Keroro Platoon: On Track
Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon!"
SIGN Keroro Platoon: On Track Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon
[02:38] ---
Just us going through all this data?
[02:41] ---
Choosing the footage alone
would be a tough job.
[02:44] ---
Or, like, many troubles?
[02:46] ---
Well, you don't have to
sit through everything.
[02:49] ---
Just choose bits that seem
usable and paste them together.
[02:53] ---
Like we can do that kind of
detailed technical work?!
[02:56] ---
Gero...
[02:58] ---
Naturally, among all the data,
I do have this...
SIGN Hinata Natsumi After School Secret
[03:02] ---
"Hinata Natsumi: After School Secret."
[03:05] ---
Th-That's...
[03:06] ---
Oh, wait.
[03:07] ---
But maybe we can't use this.
[03:10] ---
I'll put it away.
[03:15] ---
So for now, let's give it a shot.
[03:18] ---
This is footage from when I
first invaded the Hinata house
[03:22] ---
and Master Fuyuki and Lady Natsumi found me.
[03:25] ---
Actually, after this, they captured me...
[03:29] ---
...but we'll cut that part out,
[03:31] ---
and instead put in footage
where I look cool fighting.
[03:34] ---
We'll add some explosions, too.
[03:36] ---
And if we splice in footage of a
captive Lady Natsumi and Lady Mom,
[03:42] ---
we'll have a complete tale of the
Hinata family's total subjugation.
[03:45] ---
Gero gero gero gero...
[03:47] ---
Y-You mean to send this cheap pack of lies
[03:50] ---
to HQ as an official report?!
[03:52] ---
They're not lies.
[03:54] ---
They all really happened.
[03:57] ---
We're just editing together
footage of true events.
[04:02] ---
But then you don't have footage
of defeating Fuyuki-san.
[04:07] ---
Or, like, favored hobby?
[04:09] ---
Oh, that's right.
[04:12] ---
That's because Master Fuyuki is my friend.
[04:14] ---
Actually, I haven't done
anything really bad to him...
[04:19] ---
Then it is not "total subjugation," is it?
[04:24] ---
I remember that time...
[04:25] ---
We do have footage of the Kissho
Academy newspaper club's defeat.
[04:30] ---
If I paste on Hinata Fuyuki's face like so...
[04:37] ---
But what about his voice?
[04:40] ---
Yeah. And besides, it doesn't
really look like Natchi and the rest
[04:43] ---
are suffering at all.
[04:47] ---
At a time like this, we can use this
ribbon-type voice changer to correct things.
[04:52] ---
I see! I didn't even think of that!
[04:55] ---
All right, Corporal Giroro!
[04:57] ---
I want you to play the voices of Lady Natsumi,
Lady Mom, and Master Fuyuki!
[05:01] ---
What?! Why me?!
[05:04] ---
Because you have the most acting talent
of everyone in the Keroro Platoon.
[05:08] ---
This is all for the plan!
[05:10] ---
I'm counting on you, Corporal Giroro!
SIGN Squirm Squirm Squirm Squirm
[05:17] ---
That's it! Keep it up, but with
more you-are-there feeling!
SIGN Tap
[05:21] ---
N-Nooo!
[05:24] ---
Nooo!
[05:24] ---
Yeah, that's it! Nice!
[05:27] ---
Kululu, put in the sticky natto sound effect!
[05:29] ---
Nooo!
[05:30] ---
Roger. Like this?
SIGN Squirm Squirm Squirm Squirm
[05:30] ---
Help! It's sticky!
[05:34] ---
Help!
[05:37] ---
Yeah, you've got it!
SIGN Squirm Squirm Squirm Squirm
[05:38] ---
That's our Corporal Giroro.
Your performance is perfect.
[05:42] ---
Why don't you become a voice actor?
[05:46] ---
W-Will this really sound like
Natsumi's voice?
[05:49] ---
Want to hear?
[05:52] ---
Click!
[05:53] ---
N-Nooo! It's sticky! Help!
SIGN Squirm Squirm Squirm Squirm
[05:57] ---
We can use this to make Natsumi say anything.
[06:01] ---
We could make her say this or that line...
[06:04] ---
Whatever we want!
SIGN This or That Line
[06:07] ---
Th-This or th-that line...
[06:12] ---
Giroro, are you hungry?
Or do you want to take a bath?
[06:16] ---
Or maybe... crawl... on...
my... stomach?
[06:22] ---
No, maybe the "big ship,
big cannon policy" would be better...
[06:26] ---
Giroro-san is lost in his own world...
[06:28] ---
Or, like, yummy banquet?
[06:30] ---
But don't you think this
footage alone is kind of weak?
[06:35] ---
I think we need like a scene
of Inner-Tokyo in flames!
[06:39] ---
Or a scene fighting the Self-Defense Force!
[06:42] ---
Scenes like that never
actually happened, though.
[06:47] ---
It's okay! The narration will
give supplemental information.
[06:51] ---
Master Narrator, you will
cooperate, won't you?
[06:56] ---
M-Me?!
[06:57] ---
If it's a request from none
other than the Keroro Platoon...
[07:02] ---
And so, the Keroro Platoon crushed
the Hinata family in no time at all.
[07:06] ---
They demolished the Self-Defense Force's most
advanced fighter planes and tank division.
[07:11] ---
They captured parliament and city hall
in the blink of an eye.
[07:14] ---
And then, as the first step towards
the total invasion of Pekopon,
[07:17] ---
they constructed a secret base below the Hinata
house before you can say Jack Robinson.
[07:22] ---
They built the underground secret base
[07:24] ---
using the Keron Army's
wondrous scientific prowess.
[07:27] ---
Fully air-conditioned! Feng shui-compliant!
A central control room!
[07:31] ---
Terrifying! The Pekopon-busting missile!
[07:34] ---
State-of-the-art! With an invasion robot
research and development facility!
SIGN Milky Way Baths
[07:37] ---
A Pekopon-dissolving, slushy storage tank!
[07:40] ---
Convincing!
[07:42] ---
Now let's mix in some new enemies
[07:45] ---
and spice up the story!
[07:49] ---
And so, they completed the "Keroro Platoon:
On Track Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon" DVD.
[07:55] ---
Now let's have a preview.
SIGN Keroro Platoon: On Track Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon
[08:05] ---
The year is 2007.
[08:07] ---
Spring. Pekopon comes under attack
from a band of terrifying invaders.
[08:12] ---
Inner-Tokyo is awash in flames.
[08:15] ---
People run around trying to escape.
[08:17] ---
Amid the chaos, Sergeant Keroro, commander
of the Keroro Platoon, invades a private home.
[08:23] ---
I am the leader of the Special Advance Team
of the Space Invasion Forces of Keron,
[08:27] ---
the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula...
[08:31] ---
Sergeant Keroro, sir!
SIGN Squirm Squirm Squirm Squirm
[08:34] ---
No! It's sticky! Help!
[08:38] ---
Oh! I can't move!
[08:40] ---
These aliens are too strong!
[08:44] ---
The dialog doesn't match the mouth movements.
[08:47] ---
Oh, don't sweat the small stuff.
[08:50] ---
One comrade after another joins
Commander Keroro's Keroro Platoon.
SIGN Rumble Rumble Rumble Rumble
[08:51] ---
I'll beat the crap outta you!
[08:54] ---
Tama-chan, please forgive me!
[09:02] ---
That red alien is so cool!
[09:08] ---
I have hashed beef rice, too.
[09:10] ---
The left hand stays relaxed!
[09:13] ---
And so, the Keroro Platoon
reached five members!
[09:16] ---
However, a powerful enemy stood in their way!
[09:25] ---
Space Detective 556! Though we were
childhood friends, I'll show you no mercy!
[09:29] ---
I was hoping you'd say that!
SIGN Adhesion
[09:32] ---
Adhesion!
[09:39] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[09:41] ---
I'm sorry he defied the
Keroro Platoon! I'm sorry!
[09:41] ---
But even Space Detective 556 was
no match for the Keroro Platoon!
[09:45] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Sorry!
SIGN Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Dorodorodorodoro...
[09:48] ---
The Keroro Platoon was confident of victory!
[09:50] ---
But then another powerful new enemy appeared!
[09:55] ---
Viper, another invader who has
his sights set on Pekopon!
[10:00] ---
Pekopon is mine!
[10:03] ---
Viper is an archenemy of all Keronians, and
his attacks put the Keroro Platoon in a pinch!
[10:07] ---
But then, who should appear but...
[10:10] ---
Please forgive me, Keroro-sama!
[10:12] ---
I'll do anything!
[10:14] ---
We were wrong.
[10:16] ---
Let's fight together!
[10:20] ---
Well said, Pekoponians!
[10:23] ---
However, their foe, Viper, was really strong!
[10:26] ---
The Pekoponians were picked off one by one.
[10:27] ---
Sis! Wake up!
[10:30] ---
And then the members of the Keroro Platoon.
[10:36] ---
Until finally, only Sergeant Keroro was left.
[10:39] ---
Darn it! Even if it's only me,
I'm not gonna lose!
[10:44] ---
Is this the end of the line
for Sergeant Keroro, too?
SIGN Rumble Rumble Rumble Rumble
[10:48] ---
But then, he absorbed the power
of the scattered Pekoponians
[10:51] ---
and the power of his fallen comrades
in the Keroro Platoon!
[10:57] ---
W-What?!
[11:00] ---
Sergeant Keroro became a super Keronian
[11:03] ---
and finally defeated his nemesis, Viper.
[11:06] ---
I did it!
[11:08] ---
I won't let everyone's sacrifice be in vain!
[11:12] ---
Just one more step to the
complete invasion of Pekopon!
[11:15] ---
Congratulations, Sergeant Keroro!
[11:17] ---
Never give up, Sergeant Keroro!
[11:19] ---
Do your best, Sergeant Keroro!
SIGN The End
[11:27] ---
Wow, what a masterpiece, right? Uh...
[11:30] ---
What's wrong, everyone?
[11:31] ---
Little turd! "Super Keronian," my foot!
[11:35] ---
It is not fair that you got the glory!
[11:37] ---
Oh... Well...
[11:39] ---
This is part one...
[11:41] ---
In part two, you'll all come back
and look really cool fighting.
[11:45] ---
Right? Okay?
[11:46] ---
Lady Mois...
[11:47] ---
Well, send this to HQ right away.
[11:50] ---
Okay, Uncle!
[11:53] ---
And that night...
[11:55] ---
Sheesh! Keroro...
[11:57] ---
Running roughshod all over the project...
SIGN Hinata Natsumi After School Secret
[11:59] ---
And... what's this?
[12:02] ---
Did you sneak that out?
[12:03] ---
W-What are you talking about?
[12:05] ---
Th-This is for research...
[12:08] ---
Um... It may show the weakness
of the enemy, Natsumi...
SIGN Keroro Platoon: On Track Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon
[12:20] ---
Wh-What the...?!
SIGN Hinata Natsumi
After School Secret
[12:29] ---
Keroro and the others don't know it,
but Hinata Natsumi
[12:32] ---
would get a number of secret fans
at Keron HQ from this incident.
[12:44] ---
Well, the Keroro Platoon cut-and-paste
DVD was a wash with HQ.
[12:49] ---
So what has the Keroro Platoon been
doing on Pekopon all this time?
[12:54] ---
I told you.
[12:56] ---
For the details, check out "Keroro Platoon:
On Track Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon"...
[13:00] ---
I'm not talking about some fake story.
[13:02] ---
G-Gero...
[13:04] ---
Then we need a genuine
record of our activities.
[13:07] ---
Shall we all go check it out?
[13:13] ---
Giroro's Forbidden Memories, Sir!
[13:19] ---
I see!
[13:21] ---
If we go inside memories with Soul Diver,
[13:23] ---
we can present the platoon's past exploits
to Chief Nurse Pururu, right?
[13:29] ---
Wait a second!
[13:30] ---
Go inside memories... Whose
memories are we talking here?!
[13:34] ---
Well, of course...
[13:36] ---
...the member of the platoon who's
most serious about the invasion
[13:39] ---
would be appropriate.
[13:40] ---
W-W-Wha...
SIGN Everyone's Stare
Everyone's Stare
Everyone's Stare
Everyone's Stare
[13:42] ---
I refuse! I'm standing firm on this!
[13:45] ---
Lady Mois...
[13:47] ---
Or, like, selfless fealty?
[13:53] ---
I'm kind of looking forward to traveling
through Giroro-senpai's memories.
[13:59] ---
Is this okay?
[14:00] ---
It's fine!
[14:02] ---
And along the way, I'll sneak a peek
at Giroro's embarrassing memories.
[14:06] ---
Gero gerori!
[14:07] ---
Well, here goes nothing.
[14:09] ---
Click!
[14:23] ---
This is...
[14:24] ---
...inside Corporal Giroro's memories?
[14:26] ---
Indeed.
[14:27] ---
So let's have a look inside
some of these bubbles here.
[14:38] ---
First, a memory of the chest of drawers plan.
[14:40] ---
Chest of drawers plan?
[14:42] ---
Right. The plan was to invade
while all Pekoponians
SIGN Crack
[14:45] ---
Ow!
[14:45] ---
stubbed their little toe on a
corner of a chest of drawers
SIGN Crack
[14:48] ---
and became paralyzed with pain.
[14:49] ---
We got really far with this plan, right?
[14:52] ---
Yeah, we were so close.
[14:54] ---
Commander-dono, you did
not inform me of the plan,
SIGN Crack
[14:56] ---
and so I also stubbed my little toe
on the corner of a chest!
[15:00] ---
Still, using a common item like that
for a plan was a good idea.
[15:05] ---
I've got it!
[15:06] ---
How about this?
[15:07] ---
Hey, Dororo.
[15:08] ---
Say "pizza" ten times.
[15:11] ---
Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza,
pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza...
[15:14] ---
What's this?
[15:15] ---
Hiza! (Knee!)
[15:16] ---
Too bad!
SIGN Hiji (elbow)
[15:17] ---
It's the hiji (elbow)!
[15:19] ---
That is so mean!
[15:21] ---
Maybe we can use that as
part of some invasion plan.
[15:29] ---
Let's go to another memory.
[15:34] ---
Next is a memory of the Sports Day plan, huh?
SIGN 39th Kissho Academy Sports Day
[15:37] ---
Lady Mom was busy with work,
[15:39] ---
but she did her best so she could do the
three-legged race with Lady Natsumi.
[15:43] ---
What does a three-legged race have
to do with the invasion of Pekopon?
[15:46] ---
The plan was to make Pekopon's last line of
defense, Lady Natsumi, be in our debt.
[15:50] ---
Gero gero gero!
[15:51] ---
But it looks like you failed somehow.
[15:55] ---
Well...
[15:56] ---
In the end, Lady Mom didn't make it in time.
[15:58] ---
So Giroro wore a Pekoponian suit and did
the three-legged race with Lady Natsumi.
[16:03] ---
This girl is Pekopon's
last line of defense...
[16:06] ---
I don't see it.
[16:09] ---
Then look at this.
[16:12] ---
It's not an invasion plan,
[16:14] ---
but a memory from when I had a cavity.
[16:17] ---
You're at 100% accuracy so far.
[16:20] ---
Not bad.
[16:22] ---
Same goes for you.
[16:23] ---
Both of them are impressive.
[16:25] ---
It seems like they're partners who
have been fighting together for years.
[16:28] ---
Speaking of partners,
[16:30] ---
watch how in tune Lady Mois
and I are with each other.
[16:36] ---
This is Hicksville Beach?
Where Mr. Sergeant wanted a Dangal...
[16:40] ---
Uncle and I did a comedy routine, right?
[16:43] ---
Or, like, stand-up comics?
[16:45] ---
That woman!
[16:47] ---
This was an invasion plan, too?
[16:49] ---
It seems Giroro-kun's memories all
have this Natsumi girl in them.
[16:53] ---
Yeah, when all is said and done...
[16:55] ---
Well, of course.
[16:58] ---
Look! After this, everyone is fit
to burst from my hilarious gag!
SIGN White Dog
[17:02] ---
Omoshiroi!
SIGN Omoshiroi = Funny OR "the tail is white"
[17:04] ---
Get it?
[17:06] ---
Let's go to the next one.
[17:12] ---
We tried breeding Nyororos
to dry the laundry,
[17:15] ---
but this memory shows our
test subjects running amok.
[17:26] ---
That's my...
[17:29] ---
That's my... That's my...
[17:32] ---
My...
[17:35] ---
Giroro-kun looks happy, huh?
[17:37] ---
I'm gonna rewrite that memory.
[17:39] ---
Then let me take you back to the beginning.
[17:53] ---
That's my...
[17:56] ---
My... My...
[17:58] ---
My...
[18:07] ---
That's hilarious.
[18:09] ---
Let's do some more!
[18:14] ---
This is Corporal Giroro's
day off as a soldier.
[18:16] ---
It's a memory of his first paid day off.
[18:19] ---
Digging up potatoes with Natsumi-san?
[18:21] ---
Natsumi!
[18:22] ---
Don't move.
[18:25] ---
You've got mud on your face.
[18:30] ---
A few adjustments here, and we can do
even more of these memory alterations.
[18:35] ---
This is great fun!
[18:37] ---
Do it, Sergeant Major Kululu!
[18:41] ---
Th-Thank you...
[18:43] ---
...rostar!
[18:47] ---
W-What's this?
[18:48] ---
A chocolate cake.
[18:49] ---
It's to thank you for saving me.
[18:51] ---
Here.
[18:55] ---
This is sweet...
[18:56] ---
Almost too sweet.
[18:59] ---
Then I'll use a little less sugar next time.
[19:03] ---
This is cruel.
[19:05] ---
Giroro-senpai's treasured memories...
[19:07] ---
This is so cruel.
[19:10] ---
This is derailing the original goal to introduce
our invasion activities to Pururu-dono.
[19:15] ---
Oh, that's okay.
[19:17] ---
Let's keep going!
[19:20] ---
Natchi's total energy
is getting real close to zero.
[19:24] ---
Natsumi! Don't die. Natsumi!
[19:26] ---
There's something... I need to let you know.
[19:29] ---
I'll never forgive you
if you die on me now!
[19:31] ---
There's no way I'm gonna die.
[19:36] ---
Natsumi!
[19:37] ---
I... I thought I couldn't be
friends with aliens, but...
[19:42] ---
Giroro, to me you are...
[19:46] ---
Here, eat up! It's the best part.
[19:50] ---
It's not much of a thank you,
[19:52] ---
but let me show this just to you.
[19:54] ---
The belt itself doesn't
have any special feature, but...
[19:57] ---
This's my good-luck charm.
SIGN Back
[20:03] ---
Hey, Giroro. Sorry to ask you...
[20:06] ---
...but would you wash my back?
[20:12] ---
No!
[20:22] ---
This is bad.
[20:23] ---
Did I tamper too much
with his prized memories?
[20:25] ---
Or, like, crimson alert?
[20:34] ---
Gero...
[20:39] ---
W-What did you do inside my memories?!
[20:42] ---
I... I feel like...
[20:44] ---
...I just woke up from a
terrifying nightmare, but...
[20:55] ---
What the...?!
[20:57] ---
What is this bittersweet
tingling in my chest?
[21:02] ---
Hey. Does Sergeant Major Kululu
like Giroro-kun like that?
[21:07] ---
N-No...
[21:09] ---
I think it's just a prank...
[21:12] ---
...but maybe there actually is something...
[21:14] ---
Th-This is scary.
[21:16] ---
What did you do to my memories?!
[21:18] ---
Put them back! Put them back to normal!
[21:22] ---
People hate what they really love.
[21:24] ---
Could these two... No, it couldn't be, right?
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:42] [SONG] ---
The opposite of tasty is
"I don't wanna eat it."
[21:46] [SONG] ---
Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:46] [SONG] ---
The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:50] [SONG] ---
There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[21:54] [SONG] ---
"I really, really, really hate you"
means I like you a little bit.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:01] [SONG] ---
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:07] [SONG] ---
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:15] [SONG] ---
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:20] [SONG] ---
When a champion goes down,
they're just another guy.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:28] [SONG] ---
But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
Docchi o docchi o docchi
o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:32] [SONG] ---
You can face any, any, any
which way and get back up again.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:45] [SONG] ---
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:51] [SONG] ---
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:51] [SONG] ---
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:55] [SONG] ---
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:59] [SONG] ---
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:59] [SONG] ---
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Flip it over, and flip it over,
and flip it over, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:03] [SONG] ---
Wa-ha-ha!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
wa-ha-ha
SIGN Shura
SIGN Shura
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
SIGN Nuinuinuinui... Kagekagekagekage... Dokudokudokudoku... Girugirugirugiru... Kemekemekemekeme... Taputaputaputapu...
[23:09] ---
Shurara here! An invader,
and yet a popular guy!
[23:12] ---
That's the Keroro Platoon's
greatest weakness.
SIGN Pekopon
[23:15] ---
More importantly, who are you?
[23:18] ---
Shurara... Wait a second. H-Help!
[23:22] ---
"Keroro: Heated Card Battles, Sir!"
SIGN Space Cerberus
SIGN Poyon Special Skill: Teleportation
SIGN Electric Transformation Gun (Magic)
SIGN Pekopon Invasion Machine Sergeant Keroro Corporal Giroro Angol Mois
[23:26] ---
"Keroro: The Targeted Platoon, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
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