E16 - Mois: Dark Mois Descends, Sir! / Mois: More and Mois Mayhem, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    The other side
[01:31] ---
    The other side...
[01:33] ---
    In this world, there are
    always two sides to things...
[01:36] ---
    Hm?
[01:38] ---
    Once again, this is a story
    about the other side.
[01:41] ---
    The dark side of a certain character.
[01:44] ---
    Hey, stop it right there!
[01:45] ---
    Y-Yes?
[01:46] ---
    Who decided that the
    other side is always dark?!
[01:49] ---
    Eh? But you know...
[01:50] ---
    Know what?
[01:52] ---
    If ya got something to say, just say it!
[02:01] ---
    Mois: Dark Mois Descends, Sir!
[02:06] ---
    Lady Mois? Have you finished cleaning?
[02:09] ---
    I'm gonna microwave
    some leftover French fries.
[02:13] ---
    Wow, as I expected,
    everything's bright and shiny.
[02:17] ---
    Where are you, Lady Mois?
    Doing the dishes?
[02:20] ---
    Wow! The dishes are all done!
[02:23] ---
    So is the laundry! She's amazing.
[02:26] ---
    Lady Mois? Where are you?
[02:29] ---
    I can't find her anywhere.
    Maybe she went shopping.
[02:33] ---
    I'll wait for her
    so we can share my snack.
[02:38] ---
    Hey there, girl!
[02:40] ---
    You're cute!
[02:42] ---
    You free?
[02:45] ---
    C'mon! Let's have some fun...
[02:52] ---
    Why the heck did you do that?
[02:54] ---
    We just wanna have fun!
[03:00] ---
    Guys around here are
    all bark and no bite, huh?
[03:05] ---
    Let's have more fun.
[03:07] ---
    I... I'm sorry.
[03:10] ---
    What the heck is that?
[03:11] ---
    Please take this.
[03:13] ---
    You're giving it to me?
[03:15] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[03:17] ---
    Hm...
[03:23] ---
    What the?
SIGN    Help!
[03:27] ---
    Who are you? Show yourself!
[03:30] ---
    Come out from where you're hiding!
[03:32] ---
    Hmm... that maiden seems familiar...
[03:40] ---
    Isn't that...?
[03:44] ---
    Hi!
[03:46] ---
    Not again.
[03:47] ---
    Again?
[03:51] ---
    That was close!
[03:53] ---
    This place is full of scumbags, huh?
[03:56] ---
    You wanna pay me in apologies, too?
[03:58] ---
    What?
[04:01] ---
    Well, sorry, but I've got nothing on me.
[04:07] ---
    You're a sad case!
[04:10] ---
    That girl...
[04:12] ---
    I just bought some of
    the latest Gundam models.
[04:15] ---
    I bet this'll get the sergeant's heart!
[04:18] ---
    Tama?
[04:24] ---
    Isn't that...?
[04:29] ---
    Y-You must not be from around here.
[04:33] ---
    Yeah, I'll be here for a while
    wreaking havoc in this town.
[04:36] ---
    I saw it. I saw it!!
[04:36] ---
    You're not gonna get away with this!
[04:40] ---
    I saw that girl's true colors.
[04:44] ---
    Yes?
[04:45] ---
    Good afternoon!
[04:47] ---
    What? It's S-Saburo-senpai...!
[04:50] ---
    G-Good afternoon...
[04:52] ---
    Is Mois-chan in?
[04:54] ---
    Is Mois-dono present?
[04:55] ---
    Is that woman here?
[04:58] ---
    Huh? Wha...
[05:00] ---
    Hm? What is it?
SIGN    That's ridiculous
[05:03] ---
    W-What did you say?
    Lady Mois has gone bad?
[05:05] ---
    That's what these witnesses say.
[05:07] ---
    I clearly saw her approach
    those innocent thugs, and
[05:10] ---
    Bam! Pow! Kick! Splat!
    every one of them.
[05:15] ---
    Out of the blue, she almost
    kicked me right in the face.
[05:17] ---
    When I saw her, she was about
    to take a wallet from a young man.
[05:22] ---
    Wallet? To get money?
    Lady Mois?!
[05:25] ---
    That can't be!
    I'm sure you got this all wrong!
[05:28] ---
    I find it all hard to believe, myself.
[05:30] ---
    But I saw it with my own eyes!
[05:32] ---
    Besides, Lady Mois was doing
    my chores today. She did the cleaning.
[05:36] ---
    Or, like, vacuum often?
[05:38] ---
    The dishes...
[05:39] ---
    Or, like, sparkling dishes?
[05:41] ---
    The laundry...
[05:42] ---
    Or, like, washer-dryer?
[05:44] ---
    She carried out all those duties.
[05:50] ---
    So you did nothing all day,
[05:51] ---
    and you still expect to
    get your allowance...?
[05:54] ---
    Come on, it's just today.
    Just happened that way.
[05:58] ---
    I had heard about this evil
    teenage girl but... I didn't think...
[06:03] ---
    I'm certain it's that girl!
[06:06] ---
    But it can't be...
[06:08] ---
    She's probably attacking someone
    right now. What a scary girl!
[06:11] ---
    If you really wanna know,
    why don't you all just watch this?
[06:16] ---
    This DVD here captures
    all of her private moments.
SIGN    Dear Father
    From Angol Mois
[06:24] ---
    Wanna see it?
[06:26] ---
    You mean we can see
    everything about her on that?
[06:27] ---
    Her real character! The naked truth?
[06:28] ---
    Tamama is really getting excited!
    He's really fixated on this...
SIGN    I win, I win, I win, I win, I win.
[06:32] ---
    Hey, cut that out!
[06:34] ---
    What did you just say?
    You gotta problem? Huh?
[06:37] ---
    Sorry, I was just...
[06:40] ---
    Tamama Impact!
SIGN    Dear Father... Angol Mois
[06:47] ---
    Hello, Father. I hope you are well.
[06:50] ---
    I made a video diary for you.
[06:54] ---
    What the heck is this, anyway?
[06:58] ---
    She wanted to send
    a video letter to her father,
[07:01] ---
    and she asked me to film her.
SIGN    Angol Mois's Room
[07:04] ---
    I live in the secret headquarters
    in the basement,
[07:08] ---
    working part-time monitoring
    the secret affairs of Pekopon.
[07:12] ---
    It's a very rewarding job!
[07:14] ---
    During my spare time,
    I help Uncle with his chores,
[07:18] ---
    and I help him some more.
[07:21] ---
    And then some more.
    That's my everyday life.
[07:23] ---
    Every day...?
[07:26] ---
    Really? I didn't notice.
    That's strange, isn't it?
[07:29] ---
    But I don't see anything suspicious...
[07:32] ---
    Not at all.
[07:34] ---
    But in the afternoon,
    my secret time begins.
[07:43] ---
    I haven't told you or Uncle about it yet.
[07:46] ---
    It's the time when I can truly be myself.
SIGN    This is it!
[07:49] ---
    I was right! I knew it all along!
[07:52] ---
    The timeframe matches.
[07:53] ---
    So it's true, after all.
[07:55] ---
    B-But we need
    more than this to go on.
[07:58] ---
    Umm, guys?
[08:01] ---
    M-Mois-chan!
[08:02] ---
    Well, uh, you know...
[08:04] ---
    That's the video I recently made!
[08:07] ---
    Nice to see you back, Lady Mois.
[08:09] ---
    I was just wondering...
    where were you, ma'am?
SIGN    She is hiding something
[08:13] ---
    Well, that's...
[08:15] ---
    She's acting totally suspicious.
[08:18] ---
    I can't tell you that...
[08:20] ---
    Or, like, secret actions?
[08:22] ---
    We've got proof!
[08:25] ---
    Mois-chan!
[08:26] ---
    Let's go after her!
[08:27] ---
    Roger!
[08:31] ---
    Oh, no...
[08:36] ---
    No way... could she be...?
[08:39] ---
    That delinquent teenage girl
    we've heard about?
[08:42] ---
    Let's just give her
    all the money we have.
[08:44] ---
    Yeah, let's just apologize.
[08:47] ---
    For what? I haven't said anything. Yet.
[08:50] ---
    Where'd she go?
[08:51] ---
    I think she went this way.
[08:52] ---
    There! Isn't that her?
[08:55] ---
    This is everything we've got!
[08:59] ---
    L-Lady Mois has really
    become a delinquent?!
SIGN    Juvenile Delinquent Mois
[09:03] ---
    That pure Lady Mois
    who would never hurt others...
[09:09] ---
    She was so earnest in
    trying to destroy Pekopon!
[09:13] ---
    That's not exactly a good thing.
[09:17] ---
    I trusted her...
[09:19] ---
    Let's stop her!
[09:21] ---
    Mois-chan!
[09:22] ---
    Oh, Natsumi!
[09:23] ---
    We're saved...
[09:29] ---
    Karate?
[09:33] ---
    She's fast! But her foot is defenseless!
[09:56] ---
    You're me!
[09:57] ---
    S-Stop talking nonsense!
    This is too weird.
[10:04] ---
    What just happened?
[10:06] ---
    There are two Mois-chans?!
    How can that possibly be?
[10:09] ---
    Let's find out the truth behind
    all this after the break!
[10:22] ---
    Mois: More and Mois Mayhem, Sir!
[10:28] ---
    Who is this other Mois?
[10:31] ---
    Mois herself reveals the
    shocking truth! So take it away!
[10:38] ---
    Thank you! Okay, here goes.
[10:39] ---
    I arrived on Earth about 500 years
[10:42] ---
    before my scheduled
    Armageddon of 1999,
[10:44] ---
    so I took a nap
    to kill some time.
[10:46] ---
    But I overslept just a bit,
    and woke up in 2004.
[10:54] ---
    So this is the planet
    I'm supposed to destroy.
[10:59] ---
    Daisuke! Yuki!
[11:01] ---
    Asami...
[11:03] ---
    Who the hell are you?
[11:04] ---
    I'm not letting you treat
    my friends like that.
[11:08] ---
    Get the hell outta here!
[11:10] ---
    We have a spunky one here...
    You're gonna regret this.
[11:15] ---
    Don't go scampering off later
    with your tail between your legs.
[11:18] ---
    H-Hey!
[11:21] ---
    You asked for it.
[11:32] ---
    She's taking them on to protect
    her friends... What a brave girl.
[11:38] ---
    Mois... before you destroy the planet,
[11:42] ---
    it would be wise to understand
    the hearts of its inhabitants.
[11:46] ---
    It'll be a nice memorial to those
    who lived on the dying planet.
[11:51] ---
    I know!
[11:53] ---
    I'll model myself after the
    image and spirit of that brave girl.
[12:00] ---
    So what happened after that?
[12:01] ---
    Well... I was looking for a place
    to begin Armageddon,
[12:06] ---
    but I was so hungry that I felt faint,
    and before I knew it, I had fallen.
[12:13] ---
    So she's a different person, after all.
[12:16] ---
    Who knew such a thing could happen
    while I was out on surveillance.
[12:21] ---
    Aren't you feeling a bit crowded?
[12:24] ---
    Don't worry about me.
[12:24] ---
    But it's too tight.
[12:26] ---
    Don't mind.
SIGN    Gero
[12:28] ---
    I never doubted you, Lady Mois.
[12:32] ---
    You liar!
[12:34] ---
    So it was someone else...
[12:36] ---
    But wait, didn't you say that
[12:38] ---
    you modeled yourself
    after the spirit of that girl?
[12:43] ---
    Right.
[12:44] ---
    Then how come you aren't violent?
[12:48] ---
    Good point.
[12:49] ---
    A beautiful flower
[12:51] ---
    may, at times, have thorns
    to protect its fragile self.
[12:57] ---
    In that case, let's find out
    what this flower is really thinking.
[13:02] ---
    But for that, we'll need the
    cooperation of Mois-chan herself.
[13:06] ---
    I'll help in any way I can!
[13:08] ---
    I'm sad to see the girl
    I modeled myself after having problems.
[13:13] ---
    Or, like, gung-ho spirit?
SIGN    Gung-Ho Spirit
[13:18] ---
    I'm not gonna forget this!
[13:24] ---
    Pathetic.
[13:25] ---
    Hello.
[13:29] ---
    W-Where did you come from
    all of a sudden?
[13:31] ---
    Tell me, miss, do you know
    what a doppelgänger is?
[13:35] ---
    Huh?
[13:36] ---
    Doppelgänger... Your other self.
[13:40] ---
    If you have seen yours...
[13:43] ---
    If I have seen mine...?
[13:44] ---
    Unless you mend your ways, you will...
[13:49] ---
    ...die!
[13:54] ---
    Well, I've already met my
    doppel-whatever you call it.
[13:57] ---
    Oh!
[13:58] ---
    And I don't really care if I die.
SIGN    Fortune Telling
[14:04] ---
    Are those words... sincere?
[14:10] ---
    What's this doppelgänger nonsense?
    I bet it was just my imagination.
[14:19] ---
    No way...
SIGN    Coffee Shop
[14:29] ---
    Y-You gotta be kidding me!
[14:32] ---
    Welcome! Would you like
    some fries with that?
[14:39] ---
    Are you okay?
[14:40] ---
    Nooo!
[14:45] ---
    We're running a campaign
    to stamp out littering.
[14:46] ---
    This shouldn't be happening!
[14:48] ---
    Let's all work together
    to keep our streets clean.
[14:52] ---
    Checkmate!
[14:54] ---
    My part was successful.
[14:56] ---
    It's a success here, too.
[15:01] ---
    You can call it a success here, too.
[15:04] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu's
    3D Graphic Projector is awesome, sir!
[15:13] ---
    What's going on here?!
SIGN    Keep your town clean
[15:21] ---
    Oh, man.
    What just happened back there?
[15:27] ---
    W-Who's there?
[15:35] ---
    So we meet again!
[15:39] ---
    I am you...
[15:41] ---
    And you are me...
[15:43] ---
    Th-That's not funny!
[15:46] ---
    Do you know what a doppelgänger is?
[15:49] ---
    It can't be!
[15:53] ---
    Why do you do those things?
[15:56] ---
    Shut up. It's none of your business.
[15:59] ---
    It is my business.
     Can't you see? I am you.
[16:05] ---
    Great job, Mois-chan!
[16:07] ---
    Pretty soon, that girl
    will be spilling her guts out.
[16:10] ---
    Right! Fuyuki-kun wrote the script,
    and I'm directing. Hope it works.
[16:16] ---
    Let's see how good you two are!
[16:19] ---
    Don't forget the technical contributions
[16:21] ---
    of your Sergeant Master Kululu.
[16:23] ---
    Besides, Lady Mois's
    performance is incredible.
[16:26] ---
    She'd win Best Actress.
[16:28] ---
    You really think so...?
[16:30] ---
    Don't lie to me!
[16:32] ---
    If you're really me,
    then you would understand!
[16:34] ---
    Oh, I... of course I understand!
[16:37] ---
    Let's see...
[16:38] ---
    You know you can't
    let things go like this.
[16:42] ---
    Shut up! I don't care
    what happens to me anymore.
[16:47] ---
    You really don't care what
    happens to you?
[16:50] ---
    I don't care!
[16:52] ---
    You really don't care at all?
[16:56] ---
    When things were going well...
    everyone in school liked me.
SIGN    Asami Victory Good luck, Asami! Fight! Be Number One in the World.
[17:11] ---
    But...
[17:13] ---
    ...I was branded as a bad girl
     just because of one fight.
[17:18] ---
    My friends... even my parents
     became distant.
[17:20] ---
    I worked very hard to make my
    parents and everyone else happy.
[17:25] ---
    I gave everything I had to
    meet the expectations of everyone.
[17:29] ---
    But... one fight changed everything,
[17:32] ---
    including the feelings of my friends
    and other students at school.
[17:37] ---
    Everyone looked at me
    as some kind of nuisance.
[17:41] ---
    And the only reason I got into
    that fight was to save my friends!
[17:46] ---
    That was the only reason...
[17:48] ---
    I don't care anymore...
[17:51] ---
    I hope they all disappear.
[17:57] ---
    You poor thing. I had no idea...
    you were hurting inside so much.
[18:04] ---
    Huh?
[18:13] ---
    If that's what you really want...
[18:15] ---
    W-Who the hell are you?!
[18:19] ---
    Let's make everything on this planet
    disappear, as you wished!
[18:23] ---
    Or, like, wishes fulfilled?!
SIGN    Wishes Fulfilled
[18:26] ---
    What?
[18:27] ---
    No way!
[18:27] ---
    Hey, wait!
[18:28] ---
    Huh...?
[18:29] ---
    Here goes! Ultimate Esoteric Technique!
SIGN    Ultimate Esoteric Technique
SIGN    Armageddon
[18:34] ---
    Armageddon!
[18:39] ---
    Give me a moment, and I'll
    destroy the planet right away.
SIGN    What's going on?!
[18:47] ---
    W-Wait!
SIGN    Script
[18:49] ---
    That's not in my script!
[18:50] ---
    That's Mois-chan's improv!
[18:52] ---
    We'd better stop her!
[18:53] ---
    Lady Mois!
[18:55] ---
    What incredible destructive power!
[18:56] ---
    Grrr! Quit the ad-libbing!
    You overacting amateur!
[19:03] ---
    Oh, no.
[19:06] ---
    I'm almost done here! Ready, set...
[19:20] ---
    Stop!
[19:21] ---
    What?! But you...
[19:24] ---
    Please stop!
[19:26] ---
    I get it now... I see
    what you're trying to say...
[19:31] ---
    I thought I didn't care anymore,
[19:34] ---
    but I can't stand the thought of never
    seeing my friends or parents again.
[19:40] ---
    I know it. I'm just a loser.
[19:51] ---
    I won't run anymore.
[19:54] ---
    Thanks for stopping me
    before I committed a crime.
[19:59] ---
    Thank you very much, my other self.
[20:03] ---
    Sure!
[20:11] ---
    Lady Mois!
[20:12] ---
    Uncle!
[20:13] ---
    Good job, ma'am!
[20:15] ---
    I guess all's well that ends well.
[20:18] ---
    Mois-chan's ad-lib really did the trick.
[20:20] ---
    For a moment, I thought you were
     really going to destroy Pekopon.
[20:26] ---
    Huh? Of course that's
    what I was going to do.
[20:29] ---
    If that girl hadn't asked me to stop,
[20:31] ---
    this planet would've
    been reduced to dust by now.
[20:34] ---
    Or, like, nearly doomsday?
[20:36] ---
    Or, like, safety hazard!
SIGN    Safety Hazard
[20:39] ---
    By the way, what do you do
    during your secret time, Mois?
[20:44] ---
    Yeah, why don't you tell us?
[20:46] ---
    W-Well actually, it's...
[20:48] ---
    I really wanna know, too.
[20:51] ---
    Actually... I was researching
    this planet's main fault lines...
[20:55] ---
    Huh?
[20:56] ---
    I have this odd fascination
    about where to strike Pekopon
[20:59] ---
    so that it'll make a perfect split!
[21:06] ---
    Now I'm so embarrassed!
[21:18] ---
    I... I'm home.
[21:21] ---
    Asami-chan?
[21:22] ---
    Whatever the case may be, thanks to
    Mois-chan's convincing performance,
[21:23] ---
    Look dear, Asami-chan's back!
[21:26] ---
    a girl was able to
    get her life back on track.
[21:29] ---
    All's well that ends well!
    Or, like, happy ending?
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    This is Sergeant Keroro.
    It's summertime.
[23:10] ---
    When it's hot, you feel sluggish.
    Even mentally, you're dragging.
[23:13] ---
    Invading Pekopon is, like,
    the last thing on your mind.
[23:16] ---
    But when it's hot,
    it can't be helped.
[23:20] ---
    Never mind such things.
[23:20] ---
    Next time, we have a story
    about a pool and a scary story.
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro vs. Natsumi:
    The Great Battle in the Water, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Fuyuki: Welcome to Horror World, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    Two thrilling stories.
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!