E7 - Mois: My First Destruction of Earth, Sir! / Tamama vs. Mois: Tamama Loses, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    The Prophet said,
[01:33] ---
    "Century 10-72."
[01:36] ---
    In the seventh month of 1999,
[01:39] ---
    the Great Lord of Terror
    will descend from the sky,
[01:42] ---
    in order to resurrect
    King Angolmois.
[01:45] ---
    Wow, this is an inexplicable
    and awesome prophecy.
[01:50] ---
    Yeah. But it didn't come true, after all.
[01:54] ---
    Five years have passed since then.
[02:01] ---
    Oh?
[02:19] ---
    Mois: My First Destruction of Earth, Sir!
[02:24] ---
    She fell from the roof?
[02:26] ---
    That's right! She came rolling down!
[02:29] ---
    Maybe she fell down from space!
[02:32] ---
    Dummy.
[02:33] ---
    She looks just like any other
    high school girl hanging out in Shibuya.
[02:37] ---
    You're right.
[02:40] ---
    What a relief! You're awake now.
[02:42] ---
    Are you okay now?
[02:43] ---
    Huh? Where am I?
[02:46] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[02:48] ---
    My color spray ran out, sir!
[02:53] ---
    S-She saw me!
[02:55] ---
    Oh, no!
[02:56] ---
    Um... This is... Um...
[02:59] ---
    Uncle Keroro!
[03:01] ---
    Huh?
[03:03] ---
    You know this stupid frog?
[03:04] ---
    So that means... Are you an alien?!
[03:09] ---
    H-How did you know?
[03:11] ---
    I thought I'd flawlessly
    disguised myself as a Pekoponian...
[03:14] ---
    I was right!
[03:15] ---
    Then I've left myself no choice...
[03:17] ---
    Or, like, karmic justice? I am forced to...
SIGN    You reap what you sow.
[03:20] ---
    ...disclose my identity!
[03:21] ---
    Or, like, desperate measures?
SIGN    Stripping Abandoning herself to despair
[03:29] ---
    My name is Angol Mois.
    As was promised 500 years ago,
[03:33] ---
    I have come to destroy this Pekopon.
[03:35] ---
    Oh! Look who's here!
    You are Lady Mois from the Angol tribe.
[03:40] ---
    You look so grown up now...
[03:42] ---
    Long time no see, Uncle!
[03:44] ---
    "Uncle"?
[03:45] ---
    That's right! He used to play with me
     often when I was young.
[03:50] ---
    We Keronians have a long-standing
    alliance with the Angol tribe.
[03:55] ---
    S-Sis!
[03:56] ---
    Huh?
[03:57] ---
    This is amazing! Angolmois
    is the Great Lord of Terror!
[04:01] ---
    The prophecy was true, even though
     it was five years off. How exciting!
[04:06] ---
    I'm flattered.
    Or, like, hero's welcome?
[04:09] ---
    Of course!
    Although you're late by five years.
[04:12] ---
    Eh! Five years late?
SIGN    1999 July
SIGN    2999 July
SIGN    2099 July
SIGN    2009 July
SIGN    2004 July
SIGN    2004 May
[04:17] ---
    Oh, my gosh!
SIGN    Nap
[04:20] ---
    I actually got here 500 years early,
     so I took a nap in orbit!
SIGN    Nap
[04:24] ---
    And look what happened!
[04:25] ---
    You were never an early riser,
     Lady Mois, ma'am.
[04:29] ---
    There is no time for this.
[04:31] ---
    I shall start demolishing Pekopon!
[04:33] ---
    Or, like, self-redemption!
[04:35] ---
    What?!
[04:36] ---
    Wow! This is great!
[04:38] ---
    Angol tribe's Ultimate Esoteric Technique!!
SIGN    Ultimate Esoteric Technique
SIGN    Armageddon
[04:41] ---
    Armageddon!
[04:43] ---
    Activate!
[04:44] ---
    Huh?
[04:46] ---
    What...? This can't be...!
[04:48] ---
    It's gone!
[04:50] ---
    I lost the Angol tribe's sacred treasure
    that has been passed down for generations!
[04:52] ---
    Oh, the Lucifer Spear?
[04:54] ---
    Without it, I won't be able
    to destroy Pekopon!
[04:57] ---
    Could this be the sacred treasure
     you're looking for?
[05:02] ---
    Giroro...
[05:05] ---
    Huh? An ordinary cell phone?
[05:07] ---
    What? Where did you get that gadget?
[05:10] ---
    That is my "Lucifer Spear" I dropped!
[05:13] ---
    What?
[05:14] ---
    I knew it!
[05:20] ---
    My Lucifer Spear!
[05:21] ---
    Hey! What are you trying to do?
[05:24] ---
    I'm going to keep this!
[05:25] ---
    What?!
[05:27] ---
    How did Giroro get hold of the
    "Lucifer Spear" in the first place?
[05:30] ---
    Also, what is the reason behind
    Corporal Giroro's tattered condition?
[05:33] ---
    Start the VCR!
SIGN    Giroro
[05:44] ---
    Oh, that's what happened?
[05:46] ---
    I had no idea.
[05:48] ---
    Please give it back to me!
    Without it, I won't be able to...
[05:51] ---
    I will use this
    to threaten the Pekoponians!
[05:58] ---
    What?!
[06:01] ---
    Natsumi?
[06:01] ---
    I won't let you keep
    such a dangerous thing!
[06:04] ---
    Please give it back!
[06:10] ---
    It's mine.
[06:15] ---
    Uncle!
[06:19] ---
    Run, Keroro! Take that and escape!
[06:22] ---
    That weapon will be our trump card!
[06:25] ---
    Oh, I see!
[06:26] ---
    Uncle!
[06:27] ---
    Huh?
[06:28] ---
    I'll be in trouble without it!
[06:31] ---
    Here...
[06:32] ---
    You! Stupid frog!
[06:34] ---
    You'll go without dinner if you
    don't hand that thing over to me!
[06:37] ---
    No dinner?
[06:38] ---
    Hurry! I don't know how much longer
     I can keep them still.
[06:42] ---
    U-Uncle...!
[06:44] ---
    Just give it to me, now!
SIGN    Uncle
    Stupid Frog
    Keroro
[06:46] ---
    Uncle!
[06:47] ---
    I'll never feed you again
    if you don't give it back!
[06:47] ---
    What are you doing? Just take off!
SIGN    Emotional Conflict
[06:51] ---
    What should I do?!
[06:54] ---
    Cool! They're fighting over
     the Earth's fate.
[06:57] ---
    And it's happening in my yard!
[06:59] ---
    I'm downright torn between
    love and duty! I'm... I'm...
SIGN    Conquest
SIGN    Incoming call
[07:08] ---
    Gero?
[07:09] ---
    Um, hello?
    Oh, Lady Mois's honorable father?
[07:13] ---
    It has been a long time since I saw you.
[07:14] ---
    Huh? Lady Mois? Yes, she is right here!
[07:18] ---
    Lady Mois, it's your honorable father.
[07:20] ---
    Oh, thank you.
[07:22] ---
    Hello, Father.
[07:24] ---
    Yes. There has been a delay,
     but I'll begin now!
[07:28] ---
    What?!
[07:28] ---
    How could you...?!
[07:35] ---
    Command Input!
[07:38] ---
    Change!
[07:40] ---
    Lucifer Spear!
[07:48] ---
    Now, this time is the real thing!
SIGN    Genuine
[07:50] ---
    Ultimate Esoteric Technique!
SIGN    Ultimate Esoteric Technique
SIGN    Armageddon
[07:53] ---
    Armageddon! Activate!
SIGN    Hinata residence Earth's Crust Mantle
SIGN    Lithosphere Asthenosphere
SIGN    Outer Core Inner Core
[08:04] ---
    It's five years late,
     but the prophecy was true!
[08:06] ---
    What are we going to do?
[08:08] ---
    Armageddon has started!
[08:10] ---
    You fool!
[08:17] ---
    Hey... Can you please stop that?
[08:20] ---
    I'm not tired. It'll be done shortly.
[08:24] ---
    No, I don't want you to finish it!
[08:26] ---
    China!
[08:26] ---
    India!
[08:27] ---
    And the Galapagos Islands!
[08:31] ---
    You idiot!
[08:32] ---
    What are you going to do about this?
[08:33] ---
    This planet is coming to an end
    because of you!
[08:37] ---
    It's over! It's over!
    And it's your fault! It's all your fault!
[08:44] ---
    Now that it's come to this,
[08:45] ---
    the only thing I can do is to
    destroy the Earth completely.
[08:48] ---
    Lady Mois! Go for it all the way!
[08:51] ---
    What?
[08:52] ---
    Okay, Uncle. I'll do my best.
[08:55] ---
    Or, like, one-girl army?
[08:58] ---
    You dumbo! So you persist
    all the more stubbornly?!
[09:00] ---
    I'm going to conquer Pekopon
    once it's ruined.
[09:08] ---
    Don't you get it?!
[09:08] ---
    There's not going to be an Earth to conquer!!
SIGN    1 Minute Left to Earth's Destruction
[09:13] ---
    One minute to Earth's destruction.
[09:16] ---
    Fuyuki! Why are you so relaxed?
[09:19] ---
    Oh, yeah.
[09:21] ---
    Sarge, if Earth is destroyed,
[09:24] ---
    you won't be able to buy
    any more Gundam models.
[09:33] ---
    Lady Mois! Stop! Stop!
[09:35] ---
    We need to postpone our
    Earth destruction mission!
[09:37] ---
    What?
[09:38] ---
    There has been a change in the circumstances!
[09:40] ---
    Now is a reeeeally bad time
    to destroy Pekopon!
[09:42] ---
    B-But... My father told me to...
[09:45] ---
    Lady Mois!
[09:46] ---
    I'll personally explain the situation
    to your honorable father!
[09:53] ---
    Okay!
SIGN    4 Seconds Left to Earth's Destruction
SIGN    3 Seconds Left to Earth's Destruction
[09:56] ---
    Evasion of Armageddon!
[09:59] ---
    Wow, that was a close one.
[10:02] ---
    Keroro, how dare you!
[10:04] ---
    You kept changing your mind!
[10:06] ---
    That is not the action of a man!
[10:08] ---
    Grit your teeth! I will correct you!!
SIGN    So this is youth
[10:12] ---
    Hey, I haven't even hit you yet!
[10:16] ---
    What do you think you're doing to Uncle?
SIGN    What are you doing to Uncle? I won't forgive you!
SIGN    Ten-millionth Armageddon!
[10:19] ---
    Armageddon! One ten-millionth!
[10:25] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Hinata
[10:33] ---
    Man... I can't believe
    we made it through that.
[10:38] ---
    You know, there's more
    to that prophecy.
[10:41] ---
    Huh?
[10:42] ---
    During the month of July, 1999,
SIGN    1999
[10:47] ---
    the Great Lord of Terror
    will descend from the sky
[10:50] ---
    in order to resurrect
    King Angolmois.
[10:53] ---
    Around the same time, the Earth
    will be saved by the war god Mars.
[11:00] ---
    I've heard that "Mars"
    could refer to an army.
[11:07] ---
    Don't tell me...
[11:08] ---
    Gero!
[11:11] ---
    When our army takes over
    Pekopon, I'll promise:
[11:13] ---
    The dire prophecy struck the Hinata
    family five years late... perhaps.
[11:15] ---
    honest accounting, sound management,
    threefold salary raises, laborers honored,
[11:19] ---
    business prosperity,
    the creation of the universe,
[11:22] ---
    and the formation of the
    Principality of Zeon!
[11:30] ---
    The Prophet said:
[11:31] ---
    "Century 10-72."
[11:33] ---
    "In the seventh month of 1999,"
[11:37] ---
    (despite it being a bit late in reality)
[11:39] ---
    "the Great Lord of Terror
    will descend from the sky."
[11:43] ---
    It did happen. But...
[11:45] ---
    Hang on! Takeshi-san...
[11:47] ---
    Oh no... Takeshi-san...
SIGN    Great
    Lord of
    Terror
[11:50] ---
    The Great Lord of Terror has
    made herself comfortable on Earth.
[11:59] ---
    "Tamama vs. Mois: Tamama Loses, Sir!"
[12:05] ---
    One last thing before you die...
[12:07] ---
    The love of your life,
    Masked Spark X, is dead!
[12:10] ---
    No! That can't be true!
[12:11] ---
    Oh no!
[12:13] ---
    Gero gero!
[12:13] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[12:15] ---
    Let's play together.
[12:19] ---
    Nobuko-san!
[12:20] ---
    Takeshi-san!
[12:21] ---
    You! How did you find our hideout?
[12:23] ---
    Anything is possible with the power of love!
[12:26] ---
    Observe what love can do.
[12:28] ---
    Spark Transformation!
[12:30] ---
    The power of love...
[12:31] ---
    Boy, this type of show always goes by
    the book, but they're addictive anyway.
[12:37] ---
    Are you all right?
[12:39] ---
    Takeshi-san...
SIGN    Emotionally touched
[12:42] ---
    How romantic...
[12:45] ---
    I wish I could star in a touching
    love story with my dear Sergeant.
[12:51] ---
    M-Mr. Sergeant!
[12:53] ---
    Who is that woman?
[12:56] ---
    Oh, Mois-chan is visiting again.
[12:58] ---
    She comes every single day.
    How determined.
[13:00] ---
    What?! Every day?
    Even I haven't seen him in three days!
SIGN    Days I met with Mr. Sergeant
[13:07] ---
    That girl...!
[13:10] ---
    Unforgivable.
[13:13] ---
    Oops. It's time for my yard-cleaning duties.
[13:16] ---
    Oh, I'll do them for you.
[13:17] ---
    Or, like, tidy and clean?
[13:22] ---
    I want to help Uncle as much as I can.
[13:26] ---
    However, you are not suitable
    for him the way you are now!
[13:29] ---
    Who is it?
[13:35] ---
    Who are you?
[13:36] ---
    Do you want to become a
    compatible partner for that frog sergeant?
[13:41] ---
    Yes! I would actually
    love to be his girlfriend!
[13:44] ---
    Oh, what am I saying?
[13:46] ---
    Or, like, empty promise?
[13:49] ---
    She's got some nerve...
[13:51] ---
    But then, since I'm wearing the latest
    Type-100 Pekoponian suit,
[13:55] ---
    she doesn't seem to know
    who I am.
[13:56] ---
    All right, then!
[13:58] ---
    In order to become a
    suitable partner for him,
[14:00] ---
    are you willing to take on
    my intensive training?
[14:02] ---
    Yes! I'll do anything for Uncle!
[14:06] ---
    Or, like, supreme effort?
[14:08] ---
    What a dazzling smile!
[14:11] ---
    It makes me feel like I'm insignificant.
[14:15] ---
    Um... Is there something wrong?
[14:18] ---
    Very well!
[14:27] ---
    W-Where are we going?
[14:29] ---
    Where do you think?
[14:30] ---
    Some place where we will not be disturbed.
[14:31] ---
    There, we will fully begin
    our intensive training!
[14:35] ---
    I'll make her leave Pekopon,
[14:37] ---
    crying all the way home
    after pointless and boring training.
[14:40] ---
    Lady Mois!
[14:42] ---
    Gero?
[14:42] ---
    Huh? Gero?
SIGN    No Entry
[14:51] ---
    Um...
[14:53] ---
    Is this really the right place?
[14:54] ---
    Salute!
[14:55] ---
    The training has already started!
[14:58] ---
    And when you talk to me, add "sir."
[15:00] ---
    Sir...?
[15:01] ---
    Say, "Sir! Yes, sir!"
[15:03] ---
    S-Sir! Yes, sir!
[15:04] ---
    First, in order to gain a proper
    and beautiful sense of balance,
[15:08] ---
    you are going to do
    leap-frogging on a balance beam.
[15:11] ---
    Transform! Leap-frogging mode!
[15:18] ---
    W-Wow!
[15:19] ---
    What's wrong?
[15:21] ---
    Don't you want to master
    a proper and beautiful posture?
[15:24] ---
    Th-That's right!
[15:26] ---
    To become an appropriate partner
    for Uncle, I need to...
[15:32] ---
    I can't just give up!
[15:35] ---
    Louder!
[15:36] ---
    Sir! Yes, sir!
[15:37] ---
    Moving on to the next!
[15:39] ---
    This is to beautify your writing skills!
SIGN    Tree frog
[15:41] ---
    Tree frog, black-spotted frog,
    horned frog and bullfrog!
SIGN    Black-spotted frog
SIGN    Horned frog
SIGN    Bullfrog
[15:44] ---
    You'll write these words
     1,000 times each!
[15:46] ---
    Sir! Yes, sir!
SIGN    Free dog
[15:48] ---
    Free dog, black-blotted dog,
     corn dog and bulldog...
SIGN    Black-blotted dog
SIGN    Corn dog
SIGN    Bulldog
[15:51] ---
    WRONG!
[15:52] ---
    This is how you write them!
SIGN    Frog
SIGN    Black-spotted
SIGN    Horned
[15:55] ---
    Sir! Yes, sir!
SIGN    Tree frog
[15:57] ---
    Tree frog, black-spotted frog,
    horned frog and bullfrog!
SIGN    Black-spotted frog
SIGN    Horned frog
SIGN    Bullfrog
[16:01] ---
    The next task is to
    improve your speaking skills.
[16:03] ---
    Tongue twisters 800 times!
[16:06] ---
    Sir! Yes, sir!
[16:08] ---
    Peter Piper picked a peck of
    pickled peppers...
[16:10] ---
    Louder!
[16:11] ---
    Peter Piper picked a peck of...
[16:14] ---
    Faster!
[16:15] ---
    Peter Piper picked a peck of
    pickled peppers...
[16:19] ---
    Push your limits!
[16:19] ---
    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
     A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked!
[16:23] ---
    Next! Kneel on your knees for
    one hour on top of that frog statue!
[16:27] ---
    But... why on a statue?
[16:29] ---
    No particular reason!
[16:31] ---
    Sir! Yes, sir!
[16:35] ---
    Watch how I do, Uncle... I'm
    determined to make it through this!
[16:42] ---
    How could she meekly
    accept this meaningless training?
[16:46] ---
    All right!
[16:48] ---
    In order to make you a strong
    and suitable woman for him,
[16:51] ---
    I will now teach you
    the Keron defensive tactics!
[16:54] ---
    R-Right!
[16:55] ---
    Listen where you are!
[16:56] ---
    Sir! Yes, sir!
[16:58] ---
    The basics in self-defense are bare hands.
[16:59] ---
    Throw away all your weapons!
[17:02] ---
    I don't really have any...
[17:04] ---
    Military search!
SIGN    Hazardous
[17:12] ---
    Hazardous material detected!
[17:16] ---
    You usually cannot use cell phones
    in most emergency situations.
[17:20] ---
    So, let me keep this for now.
[17:24] ---
    No objections, right?
[17:25] ---
    Sir! Yes, sir!
[17:27] ---
    I had obtained the information
[17:28] ---
    that this cell phone is
    actually a weapon of destruction.
[17:32] ---
    Without this device, she's
    just a wimpy high school girl.
[17:35] ---
    Very well! Bring it on!
[17:38] ---
    R-Right! Yes!
[17:43] ---
    What's wrong?
[17:45] ---
    I'm sorry. My legs became numb...
[17:48] ---
    I see!
[17:53] ---
    W-Why do you have so many hands?
[17:56] ---
    Well... this is why!
[18:01] ---
    Isn't it unbearable to have your legs slapped
[18:03] ---
    when your feet are numb?
[18:10] ---
    Maybe this is the true test from God!
[18:14] ---
    Yes, sir! I'll become a
    lovely and proper lady
[18:16] ---
    who will not be affected by
    limbs falling asleep!
[18:19] ---
    Or, like, earnest passion?
[18:22] ---
    I want to learn your defensive tactics!
[18:25] ---
    Sir! Yes, sir!
[18:26] ---
    What?!
[18:31] ---
    She's so dazzling!
[18:34] ---
    So am I just a tiny pathetic paranoiac
    consumed by jealousy and grudges?!
SIGN    Snap
[18:42] ---
    How dare you!
[18:44] ---
    I'm not letting go of Mr. Sergeant!
[18:51] ---
    Lady Mois!
[18:55] ---
    Uncle!
[18:56] ---
    Mr. Sergeant?!
[18:56] ---
    I saw you flying into the air,
     so I rushed after you.
[19:01] ---
    Uncle...
SIGN    Moved
SIGN    Emotionally touched
[19:05] ---
    It's time for our snack,
    Lady Mois! Let's go home.
[19:09] ---
    Ah! But I still need more training...
[19:12] ---
    Training?
[19:15] ---
    Huh? This suspicious-looking man...
[19:18] ---
    Oh, Mr. Sergeant.
[19:20] ---
    Sergeant, does that girl mean so much to you?
[19:25] ---
    Hey, you! Let me talk to you for a minute!
[19:28] ---
    You fool!
[19:31] ---
    Gero gero! That's not what I...
[19:33] ---
    Uncle!
[19:41] ---
    Gero gero...
[19:46] ---
    Uncle...
[19:48] ---
    You hurt Uncle, didn't you?
[19:52] ---
    Command Input!
[19:55] ---
    Change!
[19:57] ---
    Lucifer Spear!
[20:05] ---
    I don't care who you are! I will not
     allow anyone to hurt Uncle!
[20:10] ---
    Angol tribe's Ultimate Esoteric Technique!
SIGN    Ultimate Esoteric Technique
SIGN    Armageddon
[20:13] ---
    Armageddon! One millionth!
SIGN    Mois
[20:35] ---
    Uncle! Are you all right, Uncle?
[20:38] ---
    Th-This is nothing...
    You don't need to worry...
[20:44] ---
    I want to thank you, Uncle...
[20:46] ---
    You came to rescue me,
    just like the hero on TV.
[20:51] ---
    There was an explosion at an old
    factory site earlier today in Tokyo.
[20:56] ---
    What a frightening incident...
[20:56] ---
    We do not have all the details.
[20:58] ---
    Wow, it looks like a crater.
[20:58] ---
    However, toxic chemical products
     might have caused the flames...
[21:00] ---
    Good thing there were no people around.
[21:03] ---
    Oh, Uncle. You have some cream
    on the side of your mouth.
[21:06] ---
    Oh. Thank you, ma'am.
[21:10] ---
    Just wait and see, Uncle.
[21:13] ---
    I promise I'll become a
    proper and lovely match for you.
[21:21] ---
    This sure is a delicious
    strawberry shortcake.
[21:24] ---
    Oh, Lady Mois. I'm afraid I got
     some cream on me again.
[21:24] ---
    Mr. Sergeant... it seems I am only...
[21:27] ---
    All right, Uncle...
[21:29] ---
    Yes. He is simply a sad
    and miserable soul.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    It's me, Momoka. I've recently started
     to see a pair of cute cats.
[23:11] ---
    The other day, I saw them
    cleaning each other.
[23:13] ---
    They have a similar fur pattern,
     so they make a good match.
[23:15] ---
    They're always walking together...
[23:16] ---
    I want to be a couple with someone, too!
[23:18] ---
    Stop being so affectionate! Oh...
[23:20] ---
    Enough of that already.
[23:21] ---
    Our next story is our first step
    in the invasion of the Earth.
[23:23] ---
    After all this time...
[23:25] ---
    "Keroro: Invasion Status
    is Never Better, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: Building a Base
    for Dummies, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
    These two stories!
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!