E285 - Aki: Earth's First Line of Defense, Sir! / Natsumi: Tension About Open Day, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    An afternoon like any other.
[01:34] ---
    That's what it should have been.
[01:38] ---
    Oh, Aki-san.
[01:39] ---
    You're making a very serious face.
[01:43] ---
    Hmm... we've got ourselves stuck.
[01:45] ---
    It's no good, Hinata-san.
[01:47] ---
    I can't come up with anything...
[01:49] ---
    Who can blame you?
[01:51] ---
    Fighting mangas are difficult.
[01:55] ---
    All right. Let's leave it here for today.
[01:58] ---
    We finished the new publication
    earlier than expected,
[02:02] ---
    so... nothing left on the
    schedule for today, I suppose!
[02:08] ---
    Aki: Earth's First Line of Defense, Sir!
[02:14] ---
    The burglar invaders, Zurara and Gururu?
[02:16] ---
    They're a pair of wanted Keronians who
    have been causing trouble in space recently.
SIGN    Invasion In Progress
[02:22] ---
    Like a bird making off with your lunch,
[02:24] ---
    others' bases get taken over by these
    usurping invaders before the invasion is done!
SIGN    Usurpation Complete
[02:28] ---
    What's more, we still don't even know
    what they look like, poya!
[02:33] ---
    What terrible times we live in, ma'am.
[02:36] ---
    Isn't there anyone else here today, poya?
[02:38] ---
    Ah, everyone told me they have
    all kinds of things to do today.
[02:41] ---
    I'm on my own, ma'am.
[02:44] ---
    Anyway, I want you to be on the lookout
    for Zurara and Gururu, poya!
[02:48] ---
    Sure, sure.
[02:50] ---
    Honestly.
[02:52] ---
    As if I'd be bothered by small-minded
    usurping invaders like that.
[02:58] ---
    I have years of experience, sir,
    years of experience!
[03:03] ---
    Gero!!
SIGN    Gero!!
SIGN    Captured
[03:07] ---
    Captured.
[03:08] ---
    Piece of cake, this Keroro Platoon.
[03:11] ---
    Right, Gururu?
[03:13] ---
    Yes, Zurara... looks like we'll be able to
    take over Pekopon in the blink of an eye, y'know.
[03:18] ---
    Gururu and... Zurara?
[03:21] ---
    Yeah.
[03:22] ---
    The famous Zurara and...
[03:24] ---
    ...Gururu's...
[03:26] ---
    "Let's try some cooking!"
[03:29] ---
    No way!
[03:31] ---
    At least get our introductory scene right!
[03:33] ---
    My bad, y'know...
[03:35] ---
    Glare.
[03:36] ---
    Erk!
[03:37] ---
    We've had our eyes on
    Pekopon here for a while.
[03:40] ---
    We're gonna swipe it from ya.
[03:42] ---
    S-So... you've been waiting all this time for
    a day when everyone left the house unguarded?
[03:47] ---
    Who knows?
[03:49] ---
    We can't blab the tricks
    of our trade that easy.
[03:53] ---
    The fact is, aaaall this time,
[03:55] ---
    through rainy days,
[03:57] ---
    through windy days,
[03:58] ---
    we've been just waiting for all
    of you to leave the house,
[04:02] ---
    but that's a secret, y'know.
[04:03] ---
    Don't tell 'em everything!
[04:06] ---
    S-Sorry, y'know...
[04:09] ---
    Anyway.
[04:11] ---
    Call for help all you want,
    but today you're alone.
[04:14] ---
    I suggest you don't try to resist us.
[04:16] ---
    Gero...
[04:18] ---
    I'm back!
[04:20] ---
    Lady Mom!
[04:21] ---
    What?!
[04:22] ---
    Natsumi and Fuyuki said they
    wouldn't be back until night.
[04:28] ---
    Hey! What's going on?
[04:31] ---
    I thought they were all out today.
[04:33] ---
    Gero gerori.
[04:36] ---
    If Lady Mom, the strongest creature
    on Pekopon, has returned...
[04:40] ---
    ...it's like giving a demon a club.
[04:41] ---
    Like giving Amuro fin funnels!
[04:43] ---
    Like giving Char Axis, y'know!
[04:46] ---
    Quit going along with everything!
[04:49] ---
    S-Sorry, y'know...
[04:52] ---
    Tch.
[04:53] ---
    All right...
[04:54] ---
    Gero...
[04:57] ---
    The froggies will be here, though.
SIGN    WAH HA ha ha ha ♪
[05:03] ---
    Kero-chan, I'm coming in.
[05:06] ---
    H-Hello, Lady Mom!
[05:09] ---
    Welcome, ma'am!
[05:10] ---
    Who are these people?
[05:12] ---
    Erk.
SIGN    Erk
[05:13] ---
    U-Ummm.
[05:15] ---
    Hey!
[05:16] ---
    Get her out of here somehow.
[05:19] ---
    What's wrong, Kero-chan?
[05:21] ---
    U-Uhh, Lady Mom...
[05:23] ---
    These two are something like
    my childhood friends...
[05:27] ---
    Z-Zurara here!
[05:29] ---
    I'm Gururu!
[05:31] ---
    Nice to meet you!
[05:33] ---
    Zura-chan and Guru-chan, huh?
[05:35] ---
    We just happened to be
    near Pekopon, you see.
[05:38] ---
    We just popped our heads in, y'know.
[05:40] ---
    Oh! I see!
[05:42] ---
    What?!
SIGN    This guy and
[05:43] ---
    It's not like that, Lady Mom!
SIGN    this guy are
[05:45] ---
    These two aren't my childhood friends,
SIGN    robbers
[05:49] ---
    they're robber invaders, ma'am!
[05:51] ---
    Sergeant Keroro:
    desperately signalling with his face!
SIGN    Desperately
SIGN    signalling with his face!
[05:54] ---
    Oh, Kero-chan, you're so silly!
[05:56] ---
    You're so happy,
     you can't control your smile!
SIGN    Crushed
[06:00] ---
    Miserable failure!
[06:03] ---
    Okay, you two...
[06:04] ---
    Make yourselves at home!
[06:06] ---
    Th-Thank you!
[06:14] ---
    Gero?!
[06:15] ---
    You do realize
[06:17] ---
    that if you rat us out to that woman,
[06:19] ---
    you can kiss your
    Gundam model collection goodbye!
[06:22] ---
    Nooooooooo!!
[06:24] ---
    Now there's nothing in our way.
[06:26] ---
    All that's left is to take over the invasion.
[06:29] ---
    Yup, y'know.
[06:32] ---
    I brought some sweets! Do you want some?
[06:35] ---
    Lady Mom!
[06:36] ---
    Now's my chance!
[06:37] ---
    Oh! Good timing!
[06:40] ---
    Wow, I was just thinking that
    I'd like some sweets, ma'am!
[06:44] ---
    Come on, come on! Join us, ma'am!
[06:48] ---
    Gundam models.
[06:49] ---
    Gero...
[06:50] ---
    ...iiiis...
[06:51] ---
    ...what I'd like to have proposed,
[06:54] ---
    but... yes, as childhood friends...
[06:55] ---
    ...I think we, uh, want to...
    talk amongst ourselves...
[06:58] ---
    I see!
[06:59] ---
    Then I'll just give you these.
[07:02] ---
    Call me if you want something!
[07:04] ---
    Well, I...
[07:06] ---
    You're too busy, Lady Mom!
[07:11] ---
    Tch.
[07:12] ---
    Getting in the way...
[07:13] ---
    Hey!
[07:14] ---
    We're gonna get this
    invasion over with quick.
[07:16] ---
    Hand over the Kero Ball.
[07:18] ---
    N-No, I... I can't just...
[07:21] ---
    If you don't, things are gonna start
    getting painful for ya.
[07:26] ---
    One, two.
[07:26] ---
    One-two! One-two! One-two!
[07:27] ---
    Our Gururu has five years'
    apprentice experience as a cook.
[07:30] ---
    If you don't want this guy's
    punches in your face,
[07:32] ---
    I suggest you bring out
    the Kero Ball quick-like.
[07:36] ---
    I didn't expect these guys to be
    packing that kind of talent...
[07:39] ---
    Uh... cooking has nothing to do with this.
[07:42] ---
    That said...
[07:43] ---
    ...I can't just let them usurp
    our invasion so easily.
[07:46] ---
    Time over!
[07:48] ---
    Gero!
[07:48] ---
    I'll kick yer butt right in the butt, y'know!
[07:52] ---
    C-Craaaaap!
[07:55] ---
    By the way, would you like
    dinner before you go?
[07:59] ---
    What are you doing?
[08:01] ---
    W-Well, uh... we're...
[08:04] ---
    M-My hobby is fighting!
[08:07] ---
    We were all having fun with it, y'know!
[08:09] ---
    A-Are you an idiot?!
[08:11] ---
    You think that excuse will work?!
[08:14] ---
    Oh! That sounds fun!
SIGN    Whaaaa?!
[08:16] ---
    She believed it?
[08:18] ---
    Wow... I can't believe I'm realizing this
    so late, but is Lady Mom... an airhead?
[08:23] ---
    Wanna join us, y'know?
[08:25] ---
    Ya idiot!
[08:27] ---
    Quit running your mouth!
[08:30] ---
    Mouth! Mouth!
[08:34] ---
    It's... kind of more than a hobby.
[08:35] ---
    We're aiming for the championship, even.
[08:38] ---
    It's dangerous, so keep out of it.
[08:41] ---
    Don't worry about me!
[08:42] ---
    I might not look like much,
    but I have confidence in my strength!
[08:46] ---
    But anyway...
    I need to ask you all something.
[08:53] ---
    This is Gamimura-sensei, a mangaka.
[08:56] ---
    Hello.
[08:57] ---
    Right.
[08:58] ---
    I thought this would be good inspiration for
    the new fighting manga serial he's making.
[09:04] ---
    I kind of get a bad feeling about this, y'know.
[09:07] ---
    Are you all ready?
[09:11] ---
    Okay, then... let's get this started!
[09:16] ---
    Taaaaake thiiiiiis!!
SIGN    Giiiiyaaaaaaaa!!
[09:24] ---
    Thank you very much, Hinata-san.
[09:27] ---
    I got some great ideas, thanks to you.
[09:29] ---
    That's great!
[09:31] ---
    I'll get right back to my studio and draw
    right away! I'm all pumped up!
[09:34] ---
    Do your best, Sensei!
[09:39] ---
    Right!
[09:40] ---
    I'd better give it one last push, too!
[09:43] ---
    Wh-Who in the world...
[09:45] ---
    ...said fighting was our hobby?
[09:48] ---
    S-Sorry, y'know...
[09:51] ---
    Wh-Why am I beaten up, too?
    They were pumped up...
[09:56] ---
    Sneak... sneak...
[09:59] ---
    Who is that woman, anyway?
[10:01] ---
    I didn't want to have to use this, but...
[10:05] ---
    Let's go, Gururu.
[10:07] ---
    Roger, y'know.
[10:13] ---
    Darn it!
[10:14] ---
    She predicted this, y'know!
[10:17] ---
    Oh! What perfect timing!
[10:19] ---
    It's a little early, but please eat!
[10:34] ---
    I had some fun, thanks to you.
[10:37] ---
    Here you are: a souvenir.
[10:39] ---
    Th-Thank you, y'know...
[10:43] ---
    Zura-chan, Guru-chan,
    come visit again, okay?
[10:50] ---
    You really are the strongest,
    Lady Mom, ma'am.
[10:53] ---
    Huh? What do you mean?
[10:55] ---
    Oh... nothing, ma'am.
[10:59] ---
    So... after all that...
[11:01] ---
    That was a little fun, wasn't it, y'know?
[11:03] ---
    Hey, so uh, what was the souvenir, anyway?
[11:06] ---
    This, y'know?
[11:09] ---
    It's...
SIGN    A new serialization begins!! Guru☆Zura Zurara Gururu I'm telling ya: we'll get it done!!
[11:10] ---
    It's a manga modeled after us, y'know!
[11:14] ---
    Gururu... we're heading back.
[11:17] ---
    Heading back?
[11:18] ---
    What about usurping their invasion?
[11:22] ---
    I... yeah, screw that planet,
    those guys are a pain!
[11:25] ---
    Let's get to the next planet!
[11:28] ---
    Excuse me! You, the spaceship over there!
[11:30] ---
    Stop a moment, poya!
[11:31] ---
    Poya?
[11:33] ---
    I don't see spaceships like this
    around here often.
[11:36] ---
    What were you doing, poya?
[11:38] ---
    A... a... a little sightseeing...
[11:40] ---
    Suspicious, poya.
[11:43] ---
    Show me that for a minute, poya.
[11:44] ---
    U-Uh... this... uhh...
[11:48] ---
    Zurara... Gururu?
[11:51] ---
    You're under arrest for the crime
    of invasion-snatching, poya!
[11:54] ---
    N-No way!
[11:57] ---
    The strongest creature on Earth
    is Hinata Aki.
[12:00] ---
    No one knows that she
    saved Earth from crisis.
[12:11] ---
    When someone in your family sees you
    doing something you don't normally do,
[12:14] ---
    that's a little embarrassing, isn't it?
[12:18] ---
    Open Day?
[12:19] ---
    Yep.
[12:20] ---
    It looks like it's only our grade
     that's doing it tomorrow.
[12:23] ---
    Wow.
[12:25] ---
    So Mom's coming to school?
[12:29] ---
    It looks like she's been super-busy
    with work recently,
[12:32] ---
    so it'll be impossible for her to come to
    school in the middle of the day on a weekday.
[12:36] ---
    Yeah, you're right.
[12:37] ---
    But anyway, Fuyuki...
[12:39] ---
    Deeeefinitely don't tell the
    stupid frogs about this, okay?
[12:43] ---
    Whenever they find out about something,
    it always turns into something weird!
[12:49] ---
    Y-Yeah, you're right...
SIGN    Snorrrrrrrrrf
[12:54] ---
    I wonder if I've caught
    a cold or something, sir.
[12:59] ---
    Open Day, huh...
[13:05] ---
    Natsumi: Tension About Open Day, Sir!
SIGN    Science Lab
[13:10] ---
    Uh, so, then.
[13:12] ---
    There're a lot of different experiments
    I want us all to try today.
[13:15] ---
    Don't get nervous just because it's Open Day.
[13:19] ---
    Please act just as you
    usually would in class.
[13:21] ---
    Huh?
[13:22] ---
    There are surprisingly few people here,
    fewer than I expected...
[13:25] ---
    Hey, Satsuki, is your mother here?
[13:28] ---
    No. She said she had stuff to
    do today, and she couldn't come.
[13:32] ---
    Mine, too.
[13:33] ---
    But it's kind of embarrassing
    when your parents come, so...
[13:36] ---
    ...I'm fine with it, really!
[13:38] ---
    Is your mother coming, Natsumi-san?
[13:42] ---
    Oh, no. She couldn't find time with work.
[13:46] ---
    Ah... I'm sorry...
[13:48] ---
    I shouldn't have asked...
[13:49] ---
    Oh, no, it's fine, it's fine!
[13:51] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[13:53] ---
    All right, then, everyone.
[13:54] ---
    Please open your textbooks to page 72.
[14:02] ---
    Heeeeey! Natsumi! Natsumi!
[14:05] ---
    Hinata-san? Do you know this man?
[14:07] ---
    N-No. I don't know him.
[14:10] ---
    Oh, my apologies.
[14:12] ---
    I'm Hinata Natsumi's uncle's
    cousin's childhood friend.
SIGN    Kulu Wilbur Hierfordshire
[14:16] ---
    Kulu Wilbur Hierfordshire.
[14:18] ---
    Pleasure to meet you.
[14:20] ---
    Sensei! I'm just going
    to the bathroom for a minute!
[14:23] ---
    G-Go right ahead...
[14:26] ---
    Natsumi-san?
[14:27] ---
    Wasn't that...
[14:28] ---
    I feel like I've seen him before, don't you?
[14:32] ---
    Excuse me! What do you think you're doing?
[14:34] ---
    What do you mean?
[14:36] ---
    It's Open Day, isn't it?
[14:38] ---
    I'm only trying to stand in
    for Hinata Aki, aren't I?
[14:42] ---
    Where's the stupid frog?
[14:44] ---
    Where's Giroro?
[14:45] ---
    It's not just you, is it?
[14:47] ---
    No worries...
SIGN    Deadline or Die
[14:49] ---
    The commander's buried
    in work from HQ for once,
[14:52] ---
    and the others don't know the
    slightest thing about your Open Day.
[14:58] ---
    Anyway, you sure you can keep fiddling
    your thumbs around here?
[15:05] ---
    Hinata-san... are you okay?
[15:09] ---
    I... I am okay!
[15:11] ---
    In any case,
[15:13] ---
    I'm not gonna make things hard for you.
[15:23] ---
    That Kululu... He's definitely
    plotting something!
[15:26] ---
    I bet he's...
[15:27] ---
    ...going to splatter curry
    all around the classroom!
[15:31] ---
    Or torment us with
    who-knows-what creatures!
[15:35] ---
    He's planning to embarrass me
    and make me a laughingstock!
[15:39] ---
    Are you okay, Natsumi-san?
[15:42] ---
    If something happens to me,
    pick up my bones, Koyuki-chan.
[15:46] ---
    Okay. Who knows this chemical formula?
[15:49] ---
    What'll I do?
[15:50] ---
    If I don't do something, this is obviously
    going to turn into a catastrophe!
[15:54] ---
    Isn't there anyone?
[15:56] ---
    Oh, right!
[15:58] ---
    I have to be the one to do something!
[16:00] ---
    Yes?
[16:01] ---
    Then, Hinata-san.
[16:03] ---
    Do you know the answer?
[16:05] ---
    U-Ummm...
[16:07] ---
    I don't.
[16:09] ---
    Oh?
[16:10] ---
    Well, seeing as you're here,
    do any of you parents know?
[16:15] ---
    Geh!
[16:16] ---
    Ahhh, Sensei, why did you have to ask them?
[16:22] ---
    Here it comes!
[16:23] ---
    Yes, Sensei!
[16:24] ---
    Hinata-san! Did you figure it out?
[16:27] ---
    Um, more importantly, I think we
    should move on to the experiments!
[16:31] ---
    Yes, but before that, we need the answer
    to this formula, which is...
[16:34] ---
    Uhh... well...
[16:37] ---
    I don't know.
[16:38] ---
    Then please sit down.
[16:40] ---
    Okay.
[16:41] ---
    Do any of you parents know
    what this chemical formula is?
[16:45] ---
    Oh! Then...
[16:47] ---
    Yes...
[16:48] ---
    Sensei!
[16:49] ---
    Hinata-san!
SIGN    Quaver Quaver Quaver Quaver Quaver
[16:51] ---
    S-S-Sorry...
[16:53] ---
    Then would the yellow
    gentleman care to answer?
[16:55] ---
    Would you come up and
    write it on the board, please?
[16:57] ---
    Kulu Wilbur Hierfordshire.
[17:00] ---
    I'm doomed.
[17:02] ---
    My school life is doomed.
[17:11] ---
    My!
[17:13] ---
    That's right! How wonderful!
[17:15] ---
    Ah, this was nothing!
    It was a plate of curry!
[17:20] ---
    I can go further, if you like!
[17:28] ---
    I'm not even close to done!
[17:31] ---
    W-Wow...
[17:33] ---
    Here we go, here we go!
[17:35] ---
    Something like this!
[17:40] ---
    Oh, please, don't applaud!
[17:43] ---
    He's not fooling anyone!
[17:47] ---
    All right, then...
[17:48] ---
    So, I think next I would like the students and
    their parents to do the experiments together.
[17:54] ---
    But...
[17:55] ---
    Why is Kululu paired with those two, as well?!
[18:00] ---
    Kulu Wilbur Hierfordshire.
[18:01] ---
    H-Hello.
[18:03] ---
    Uh oh.
[18:04] ---
    I can't let Satsuki and Yayoi fall into
    the evil hands of that pervert!
[18:10] ---
    Staaaaare...
[18:12] ---
    Gosh.
[18:13] ---
    You don't need to be so nervous.
[18:15] ---
    Oh, no... It's... It's not like that...
[18:19] ---
    Natsumi-san...
[18:20] ---
    It's not lighting at all!
[18:22] ---
    Uh, Koyuki-chan, you have
    to take the lid off that.
[18:26] ---
    And you know what?!
[18:27] ---
    That gust of wind blasted off the wig...
[18:31] ---
    Whaat?! Really?!
[18:33] ---
    Wilbur Hierfordshire-san, you're so funny!
[18:36] ---
    For goodness' sake. What is
    he even talking to them about?
[18:41] ---
    And then, you know what happened to the wig?
[18:43] ---
    Here it comes at last!
[18:44] ---
    Wilbur Hierfordshire!
[18:52] ---
    My new jacket!
SIGN    Kissho
     Academy
SIGN    Gieeeee!
[19:03] ---
    What are these frogs?!
[19:05] ---
    Hurry up and get rid of them!
[19:08] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[19:09] ---
    Are you hurt at all?
[19:10] ---
    N-No, I'm...
[19:20] ---
    H-Hierfordshire?
[19:28] ---
    Now off you go, back to where you belong.
[19:33] ---
    Ah, and this will get
    that liquid out, my dear.
[19:38] ---
    Th-Thank you.
[19:40] ---
    Thank you very much...
[19:44] ---
    Ah, Sensei...
[19:45] ---
    Everyone, in fact...
[19:47] ---
    My sudden visit today may have shocked
    Natsumi, and caused her to act strangely.
[19:54] ---
    However, as you all know,
[19:57] ---
    Natsumi is not normally like this.
[20:00] ---
    Please consider me responsible
    for what happened here today.
[20:02] ---
    I ask you...
[20:04] ---
    ...to please overlook this incident.
[20:07] ---
    Th-There's no need for that.
[20:09] ---
    Please don't worry about it.
[20:13] ---
    Well, then, I must be going.
[20:18] ---
    H-Hey, wait! Kulu Wilbur Hierfordshire!
[20:24] ---
    Kululu...
[20:27] ---
    Wow. That happened?
[20:30] ---
    Kulu-chan has a unexpectedly
    mature side to him!
[20:33] ---
    That's a surprise.
[20:34] ---
    Yeah.
[20:35] ---
    It was kinda different from the normal
    Kululu, so it was a real shock.
[20:39] ---
    Now I'll have to go apologize
    to him and thank him.
[20:42] ---
    Then thank him for me, as well.
[20:45] ---
    After all, he did stand in for me.
[20:47] ---
    Yeah. He did!
SIGN    Kululu
[20:51] ---
    Kululu!
[20:52] ---
    I want to talk to you about
    what you did earlier!
[20:56] ---
    Isn't he here?
[20:59] ---
    A darn good recording, if I do say so myself.
[21:02] ---
    This DVD's gonna break a million in space...
[21:06] ---
    I see.
SIGN    Secret
[21:09] ---
    Ah, I was just... trying to
    research the biology of frogs...
[21:13] ---
    Kulu Wilbur Hierfordshire, huh...
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Crunch
SIGN    Secret
[21:18] ---
    Are you ready?
[21:19] ---
    Kululu?
SIGN    Kululu
[21:22] ---
    Nat-chan, you're scary!
SIGN    (Secret) Private Series Vol.8
    MSRP 966 yen
    Me in the Classroom
    480 minute 2-disc set!!
    Hinata Natsumi
    by Kululu Group
[21:24] ---
    Edited by Sergeant Major Kululu,
[21:26] ---
    Hinata Natsumi DVD Volume 8:
    "Me in the Classroom."
[21:29] ---
    I hardly need say that it
    never saw the light of day.
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Is shining on us again today.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Yes, this is love.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    You can become a hero.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Right now, we are riding on
    a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    We're passing through a sea of stars,
    on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
    I'm Sergeant Keroro, and my mornings
    begin with a cup of coffee.
[23:11] ---
    I had some awful sleep paralysis last night.
[23:13] ---
    Well, it's just a kind of
    physiological phenomenon.
[23:15] ---
    It's nothing spiritual or ghostly.
[23:17] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:19] ---
    But... it is a little scary...
[23:21] ---
    "Keroro: Carelessly Soaked Operation, Sir!"
[23:25] ---
    "Keroro: Terror of the
    Softguron Invasion, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:30] ---
    Ge-Gero!