# E285 - Aki: Earth's First Line of Defense, Sir! / Natsumi: Tension About Open Day, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKN07/aki-earths-first-line-of-defense-sir--natsumi-tension-about-open-day-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
An afternoon like any other.
**[01:34] ---**
That's what it should have been.
**[01:38] ---**
Oh, Aki-san.
**[01:39] ---**
You're making a very serious face.
**[01:43] ---**
Hmm... we've got ourselves stuck.
**[01:45] ---**
It's no good, Hinata-san.
**[01:47] ---**
I can't come up with anything...
**[01:49] ---**
Who can blame you?
**[01:51] ---**
Fighting mangas are difficult.
**[01:55] ---**
All right. Let's leave it here for today.
**[01:58] ---**
We finished the new publication
earlier than expected,
**[02:02] ---**
so... nothing left on the
schedule for today, I suppose!
**[02:08] ---**
Aki: Earth's First Line of Defense, Sir!
**[02:14] ---**
The burglar invaders, Zurara and Gururu?
**[02:16] ---**
They're a pair of wanted Keronians who
have been causing trouble in space recently.
***SIGN*** Invasion In Progress
**[02:22] ---**
Like a bird making off with your lunch,
**[02:24] ---**
others' bases get taken over by these
usurping invaders before the invasion is done!
***SIGN*** Usurpation Complete
**[02:28] ---**
What's more, we still don't even know
what they look like, poya!
**[02:33] ---**
What terrible times we live in, ma'am.
**[02:36] ---**
Isn't there anyone else here today, poya?
**[02:38] ---**
Ah, everyone told me they have
all kinds of things to do today.
**[02:41] ---**
I'm on my own, ma'am.
**[02:44] ---**
Anyway, I want you to be on the lookout
for Zurara and Gururu, poya!
**[02:48] ---**
Sure, sure.
**[02:50] ---**
Honestly.
**[02:52] ---**
As if I'd be bothered by small-minded
usurping invaders like that.
**[02:58] ---**
I have years of experience, sir,
years of experience!
**[03:03] ---**
Gero!!
***SIGN*** Gero!!
***SIGN*** Captured
**[03:07] ---**
Captured.
**[03:08] ---**
Piece of cake, this Keroro Platoon.
**[03:11] ---**
Right, Gururu?
**[03:13] ---**
Yes, Zurara... looks like we'll be able to
take over Pekopon in the blink of an eye, y'know.
**[03:18] ---**
Gururu and... Zurara?
**[03:21] ---**
Yeah.
**[03:22] ---**
The famous Zurara and...
**[03:24] ---**
...Gururu's...
**[03:26] ---**
"Let's try some cooking!"
**[03:29] ---**
No way!
**[03:31] ---**
At least get our introductory scene right!
**[03:33] ---**
My bad, y'know...
**[03:35] ---**
Glare.
**[03:36] ---**
Erk!
**[03:37] ---**
We've had our eyes on
Pekopon here for a while.
**[03:40] ---**
We're gonna swipe it from ya.
**[03:42] ---**
S-So... you've been waiting all this time for
a day when everyone left the house unguarded?
**[03:47] ---**
Who knows?
**[03:49] ---**
We can't blab the tricks
of our trade that easy.
**[03:53] ---**
The fact is, aaaall this time,
**[03:55] ---**
through rainy days,
**[03:57] ---**
through windy days,
**[03:58] ---**
we've been just waiting for all
of you to leave the house,
**[04:02] ---**
but that's a secret, y'know.
**[04:03] ---**
Don't tell 'em everything!
**[04:06] ---**
S-Sorry, y'know...
**[04:09] ---**
Anyway.
**[04:11] ---**
Call for help all you want,
but today you're alone.
**[04:14] ---**
I suggest you don't try to resist us.
**[04:16] ---**
Gero...
**[04:18] ---**
I'm back!
**[04:20] ---**
Lady Mom!
**[04:21] ---**
What?!
**[04:22] ---**
Natsumi and Fuyuki said they
wouldn't be back until night.
**[04:28] ---**
Hey! What's going on?
**[04:31] ---**
I thought they were all out today.
**[04:33] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[04:36] ---**
If Lady Mom, the strongest creature
on Pekopon, has returned...
**[04:40] ---**
...it's like giving a demon a club.
**[04:41] ---**
Like giving Amuro fin funnels!
**[04:43] ---**
Like giving Char Axis, y'know!
**[04:46] ---**
Quit going along with everything!
**[04:49] ---**
S-Sorry, y'know...
**[04:52] ---**
Tch.
**[04:53] ---**
All right...
**[04:54] ---**
Gero...
**[04:57] ---**
The froggies will be here, though.
***SIGN*** WAH HA ha ha ha ♪
**[05:03] ---**
Kero-chan, I'm coming in.
**[05:06] ---**
H-Hello, Lady Mom!
**[05:09] ---**
Welcome, ma'am!
**[05:10] ---**
Who are these people?
**[05:12] ---**
Erk.
***SIGN*** Erk
**[05:13] ---**
U-Ummm.
**[05:15] ---**
Hey!
**[05:16] ---**
Get her out of here somehow.
**[05:19] ---**
What's wrong, Kero-chan?
**[05:21] ---**
U-Uhh, Lady Mom...
**[05:23] ---**
These two are something like
my childhood friends...
**[05:27] ---**
Z-Zurara here!
**[05:29] ---**
I'm Gururu!
**[05:31] ---**
Nice to meet you!
**[05:33] ---**
Zura-chan and Guru-chan, huh?
**[05:35] ---**
We just happened to be
near Pekopon, you see.
**[05:38] ---**
We just popped our heads in, y'know.
**[05:40] ---**
Oh! I see!
**[05:42] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** This guy and
**[05:43] ---**
It's not like that, Lady Mom!
***SIGN*** this guy are
**[05:45] ---**
These two aren't my childhood friends,
***SIGN*** robbers
**[05:49] ---**
they're robber invaders, ma'am!
**[05:51] ---**
Sergeant Keroro:
desperately signalling with his face!
***SIGN*** Desperately
***SIGN*** signalling with his face!
**[05:54] ---**
Oh, Kero-chan, you're so silly!
**[05:56] ---**
You're so happy,
you can't control your smile!
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[06:00] ---**
Miserable failure!
**[06:03] ---**
Okay, you two...
**[06:04] ---**
Make yourselves at home!
**[06:06] ---**
Th-Thank you!
**[06:14] ---**
Gero?!
**[06:15] ---**
You *do* realize
**[06:17] ---**
that if you rat us out to that woman,
**[06:19] ---**
you can kiss your
Gundam model collection goodbye!
**[06:22] ---**
Nooooooooo!!
**[06:24] ---**
Now there's nothing in our way.
**[06:26] ---**
All that's left is to take over the invasion.
**[06:29] ---**
Yup, y'know.
**[06:32] ---**
I brought some sweets! Do you want some?
**[06:35] ---**
Lady Mom!
**[06:36] ---**
Now's my chance!
**[06:37] ---**
Oh! Good timing!
**[06:40] ---**
Wow, I was just thinking that
I'd like some sweets, ma'am!
**[06:44] ---**
Come on, come on! Join us, ma'am!
**[06:48] ---**
Gundam models.
**[06:49] ---**
Gero...
**[06:50] ---**
...iiiis...
**[06:51] ---**
...what I'd like to have proposed,
**[06:54] ---**
but... yes, as childhood friends...
**[06:55] ---**
...I think we, uh, want to...
talk amongst ourselves...
**[06:58] ---**
I see!
**[06:59] ---**
Then I'll just give you these.
**[07:02] ---**
Call me if you want something!
**[07:04] ---**
Well, I...
**[07:06] ---**
You're too busy, Lady Mom!
**[07:11] ---**
Tch.
**[07:12] ---**
Getting in the way...
**[07:13] ---**
Hey!
**[07:14] ---**
We're gonna get this
invasion over with quick.
**[07:16] ---**
Hand over the Kero Ball.
**[07:18] ---**
N-No, I... I can't just...
**[07:21] ---**
If you don't, things are gonna start
getting painful for ya.
**[07:26] ---**
One, two.
**[07:26] ---**
One-two! One-two! One-two!
**[07:27] ---**
Our Gururu has five years'
apprentice experience as a cook.
**[07:30] ---**
If you don't want this guy's
punches in your face,
**[07:32] ---**
I suggest you bring out
the Kero Ball quick-like.
**[07:36] ---**
I didn't expect these guys to be
packing that kind of talent...
**[07:39] ---**
Uh... cooking has nothing to do with this.
**[07:42] ---**
That said...
**[07:43] ---**
...I can't just let them usurp
our invasion so easily.
**[07:46] ---**
Time over!
**[07:48] ---**
Gero!
**[07:48] ---**
I'll kick yer butt right in the butt, y'know!
**[07:52] ---**
C-Craaaaap!
**[07:55] ---**
By the way, would you like
dinner before you go?
**[07:59] ---**
What are you doing?
**[08:01] ---**
W-Well, uh... we're...
**[08:04] ---**
M-My hobby is fighting!
**[08:07] ---**
We were all having fun with it, y'know!
**[08:09] ---**
A-Are you an idiot?!
**[08:11] ---**
You think that excuse will work?!
**[08:14] ---**
Oh! That sounds fun!
***SIGN*** Whaaaa?!
**[08:16] ---**
She believed it?
**[08:18] ---**
Wow... I can't believe I'm realizing this
so late, but is Lady Mom... an airhead?
**[08:23] ---**
Wanna join us, y'know?
**[08:25] ---**
Ya idiot!
**[08:27] ---**
Quit running your mouth!
**[08:30] ---**
Mouth! Mouth!
**[08:34] ---**
It's... kind of more than a hobby.
**[08:35] ---**
We're aiming for the championship, even.
**[08:38] ---**
It's dangerous, so keep out of it.
**[08:41] ---**
Don't worry about me!
**[08:42] ---**
I might not look like much,
but I have confidence in my strength!
**[08:46] ---**
But anyway...
I need to ask you all something.
**[08:53] ---**
This is Gamimura-sensei, a mangaka.
**[08:56] ---**
Hello.
**[08:57] ---**
Right.
**[08:58] ---**
I thought this would be good inspiration for
the new fighting manga serial he's making.
**[09:04] ---**
I kind of get a bad feeling about this, y'know.
**[09:07] ---**
Are you all ready?
**[09:11] ---**
Okay, then... let's get this started!
**[09:16] ---**
Taaaaake thiiiiiis!!
***SIGN*** Giiiiyaaaaaaaa!!
**[09:24] ---**
Thank you very much, Hinata-san.
**[09:27] ---**
I got some great ideas, thanks to you.
**[09:29] ---**
That's great!
**[09:31] ---**
I'll get right back to my studio and draw
right away! I'm all pumped up!
**[09:34] ---**
Do your best, Sensei!
**[09:39] ---**
Right!
**[09:40] ---**
I'd better give it one last push, too!
**[09:43] ---**
Wh-Who in the world...
**[09:45] ---**
...said fighting was our hobby?
**[09:48] ---**
S-Sorry, y'know...
**[09:51] ---**
Wh-Why am I beaten up, too?
They were pumped up...
**[09:56] ---**
Sneak... sneak...
**[09:59] ---**
Who is that woman, anyway?
**[10:01] ---**
I didn't want to have to use this, but...
**[10:05] ---**
Let's go, Gururu.
**[10:07] ---**
Roger, y'know.
**[10:13] ---**
Darn it!
**[10:14] ---**
She predicted this, y'know!
**[10:17] ---**
Oh! What perfect timing!
**[10:19] ---**
It's a little early, but please eat!
**[10:34] ---**
I had some fun, thanks to you.
**[10:37] ---**
Here you are: a souvenir.
**[10:39] ---**
Th-Thank you, y'know...
**[10:43] ---**
Zura-chan, Guru-chan,
come visit again, okay?
**[10:50] ---**
You really are the strongest,
Lady Mom, ma'am.
**[10:53] ---**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[10:55] ---**
Oh... nothing, ma'am.
**[10:59] ---**
So... after all that...
**[11:01] ---**
That was a little fun, wasn't it, y'know?
**[11:03] ---**
Hey, so uh, what was the souvenir, anyway?
**[11:06] ---**
This, y'know?
**[11:09] ---**
It's...
***SIGN*** A new serialization begins!! Guru☆Zura Zurara Gururu I'm telling ya: we'll get it done!!
**[11:10] ---**
It's a manga modeled after us, y'know!
**[11:14] ---**
Gururu... we're heading back.
**[11:17] ---**
Heading back?
**[11:18] ---**
What about usurping their invasion?
**[11:22] ---**
I... yeah, screw that planet,
those guys are a pain!
**[11:25] ---**
Let's get to the next planet!
**[11:28] ---**
Excuse me! You, the spaceship over there!
**[11:30] ---**
Stop a moment, poya!
**[11:31] ---**
Poya?
**[11:33] ---**
I don't see spaceships like this
around here often.
**[11:36] ---**
What were you doing, poya?
**[11:38] ---**
A... a... a little sightseeing...
**[11:40] ---**
Suspicious, poya.
**[11:43] ---**
Show me that for a minute, poya.
**[11:44] ---**
U-Uh... this... uhh...
**[11:48] ---**
Zurara... Gururu?
**[11:51] ---**
You're under arrest for the crime
of invasion-snatching, poya!
**[11:54] ---**
N-No way!
**[11:57] ---**
The strongest creature on Earth
is Hinata Aki.
**[12:00] ---**
No one knows that she
saved Earth from crisis.
**[12:11] ---**
When someone in your family sees you
doing something you don't normally do,
**[12:14] ---**
that's a little embarrassing, isn't it?
**[12:18] ---**
Open Day?
**[12:19] ---**
Yep.
**[12:20] ---**
It looks like it's only our grade
that's doing it tomorrow.
**[12:23] ---**
Wow.
**[12:25] ---**
So Mom's coming to school?
**[12:29] ---**
It looks like she's been super-busy
with work recently,
**[12:32] ---**
so it'll be impossible for her to come to
school in the middle of the day on a weekday.
**[12:36] ---**
Yeah, you're right.
**[12:37] ---**
But anyway, Fuyuki...
**[12:39] ---**
*Deeeefinitely* don't tell the
stupid frogs about this, okay?
**[12:43] ---**
Whenever they find out about something,
it *always* turns into something weird!
**[12:49] ---**
Y-Yeah, you're right...
***SIGN*** Snorrrrrrrrrf
**[12:54] ---**
I wonder if I've caught
a cold or something, sir.
**[12:59] ---**
Open Day, huh...
**[13:05] ---**
Natsumi: Tension About Open Day, Sir!
***SIGN*** Science Lab
**[13:10] ---**
Uh, so, then.
**[13:12] ---**
There're a lot of different experiments
I want us all to try today.
**[13:15] ---**
Don't get nervous just because it's Open Day.
**[13:19] ---**
Please act just as you
usually would in class.
**[13:21] ---**
Huh?
**[13:22] ---**
There are surprisingly few people here,
fewer than I expected...
**[13:25] ---**
Hey, Satsuki, is your mother here?
**[13:28] ---**
No. She said she had stuff to
do today, and she couldn't come.
**[13:32] ---**
Mine, too.
**[13:33] ---**
But it's kind of embarrassing
when your parents come, so...
**[13:36] ---**
...I'm fine with it, really!
**[13:38] ---**
Is your mother coming, Natsumi-san?
**[13:42] ---**
Oh, no. She couldn't find time with work.
**[13:46] ---**
Ah... I'm sorry...
**[13:48] ---**
I shouldn't have asked...
**[13:49] ---**
Oh, no, it's fine, it's fine!
**[13:51] ---**
Don't worry about it.
**[13:53] ---**
All right, then, everyone.
**[13:54] ---**
Please open your textbooks to page 72.
**[14:02] ---**
Heeeeey! Natsumi! Natsumi!
**[14:05] ---**
Hinata-san? Do you know this man?
**[14:07] ---**
N-No. I don't know him.
**[14:10] ---**
Oh, my apologies.
**[14:12] ---**
I'm Hinata Natsumi's uncle's
cousin's childhood friend.
***SIGN*** Kulu Wilbur Hierfordshire
**[14:16] ---**
Kulu Wilbur Hierfordshire.
**[14:18] ---**
Pleasure to meet you.
**[14:20] ---**
Sensei! I'm just going
to the bathroom for a minute!
**[14:23] ---**
G-Go right ahead...
**[14:26] ---**
Natsumi-san?
**[14:27] ---**
Wasn't that...
**[14:28] ---**
I feel like I've seen him before, don't you?
**[14:32] ---**
Excuse me! What do you think you're doing?
**[14:34] ---**
What do you mean?
**[14:36] ---**
It's Open Day, isn't it?
**[14:38] ---**
I'm only trying to stand in
for Hinata Aki, aren't I?
**[14:42] ---**
Where's the stupid frog?
**[14:44] ---**
Where's Giroro?
**[14:45] ---**
It's not just you, is it?
**[14:47] ---**
No worries...
***SIGN*** Deadline or Die
**[14:49] ---**
The commander's buried
in work from HQ for once,
**[14:52] ---**
and the others don't know the
slightest thing about your Open Day.
**[14:58] ---**
Anyway, you sure you can keep fiddling
your thumbs around here?
**[15:05] ---**
Hinata-san... are you okay?
**[15:09] ---**
I... I am okay!
**[15:11] ---**
In any case,
**[15:13] ---**
I'm not gonna make things hard for you.
**[15:23] ---**
That Kululu... He's definitely
plotting something!
**[15:26] ---**
I bet he's...
**[15:27] ---**
...going to splatter curry
all around the classroom!
**[15:31] ---**
Or torment us with
who-knows-what creatures!
**[15:35] ---**
He's planning to embarrass me
and make me a laughingstock!
**[15:39] ---**
Are you okay, Natsumi-san?
**[15:42] ---**
If something happens to me,
pick up my bones, Koyuki-chan.
**[15:46] ---**
Okay. Who knows this chemical formula?
**[15:49] ---**
What'll I do?
**[15:50] ---**
If I don't do something, this is obviously
going to turn into a catastrophe!
**[15:54] ---**
Isn't there anyone?
**[15:56] ---**
Oh, right!
**[15:58] ---**
I have to be the one to do something!
**[16:00] ---**
Yes?
**[16:01] ---**
Then, Hinata-san.
**[16:03] ---**
Do you know the answer?
**[16:05] ---**
U-Ummm...
**[16:07] ---**
I don't.
**[16:09] ---**
Oh?
**[16:10] ---**
Well, seeing as you're here,
do any of you parents know?
**[16:15] ---**
Geh!
**[16:16] ---**
Ahhh, Sensei, why did you have to ask them?
**[16:22] ---**
Here it comes!
**[16:23] ---**
Yes, Sensei!
**[16:24] ---**
Hinata-san! Did you figure it out?
**[16:27] ---**
Um, more importantly, I think we
should move on to the experiments!
**[16:31] ---**
Yes, but before that, we need the answer
to this formula, which is...
**[16:34] ---**
Uhh... well...
**[16:37] ---**
I don't know.
**[16:38] ---**
Then please sit down.
**[16:40] ---**
Okay.
**[16:41] ---**
Do any of you parents know
what this chemical formula is?
**[16:45] ---**
Oh! Then...
**[16:47] ---**
Yes...
**[16:48] ---**
Sensei!
**[16:49] ---**
Hinata-san!
***SIGN*** Quaver Quaver Quaver Quaver Quaver
**[16:51] ---**
S-S-Sorry...
**[16:53] ---**
Then would the yellow
gentleman care to answer?
**[16:55] ---**
Would you come up and
write it on the board, please?
**[16:57] ---**
Kulu Wilbur Hierfordshire.
**[17:00] ---**
I'm doomed.
**[17:02] ---**
My school life is doomed.
**[17:11] ---**
My!
**[17:13] ---**
That's right! How wonderful!
**[17:15] ---**
Ah, this was nothing!
It was a plate of curry!
**[17:20] ---**
I can go further, if you like!
**[17:28] ---**
I'm not even close to done!
**[17:31] ---**
W-Wow...
**[17:33] ---**
Here we go, here we go!
**[17:35] ---**
Something like this!
**[17:40] ---**
Oh, please, don't applaud!
**[17:43] ---**
He's not fooling anyone!
**[17:47] ---**
All right, then...
**[17:48] ---**
So, I think next I would like the students and
their parents to do the experiments together.
**[17:54] ---**
But...
**[17:55] ---**
Why is Kululu paired with those two, as well?!
**[18:00] ---**
Kulu Wilbur Hierfordshire.
**[18:01] ---**
H-Hello.
**[18:03] ---**
Uh oh.
**[18:04] ---**
I can't let Satsuki and Yayoi fall into
the evil hands of that pervert!
**[18:10] ---**
Staaaaare...
**[18:12] ---**
Gosh.
**[18:13] ---**
You don't need to be so nervous.
**[18:15] ---**
Oh, no... It's... It's not like that...
**[18:19] ---**
Natsumi-san...
**[18:20] ---**
It's not lighting at all!
**[18:22] ---**
Uh, Koyuki-chan, you have
to take the lid off that.
**[18:26] ---**
And you know what?!
**[18:27] ---**
That gust of wind blasted off the wig...
**[18:31] ---**
Whaat?! Really?!
**[18:33] ---**
Wilbur Hierfordshire-san, you're so funny!
**[18:36] ---**
For goodness' sake. What is
he even talking to them about?
**[18:41] ---**
And then, you know what happened to the wig?
**[18:43] ---**
Here it comes at last!
**[18:44] ---**
Wilbur Hierfordshire!
**[18:52] ---**
My new jacket!
***SIGN*** Kissho
Academy
***SIGN*** Gieeeee!
**[19:03] ---**
What are these frogs?!
**[19:05] ---**
Hurry up and get rid of them!
**[19:08] ---**
I'm so sorry!
**[19:09] ---**
Are you hurt at all?
**[19:10] ---**
N-No, I'm...
**[19:20] ---**
H-Hierfordshire?
**[19:28] ---**
Now off you go, back to where you belong.
**[19:33] ---**
Ah, and this will get
that liquid out, my dear.
**[19:38] ---**
Th-Thank you.
**[19:40] ---**
Thank you very much...
**[19:44] ---**
Ah, Sensei...
**[19:45] ---**
Everyone, in fact...
**[19:47] ---**
My sudden visit today may have shocked
Natsumi, and caused her to act strangely.
**[19:54] ---**
However, as you all know,
**[19:57] ---**
Natsumi is not normally like this.
**[20:00] ---**
Please consider me responsible
for what happened here today.
**[20:02] ---**
I ask you...
**[20:04] ---**
...to please overlook this incident.
**[20:07] ---**
Th-There's no need for that.
**[20:09] ---**
Please don't worry about it.
**[20:13] ---**
Well, then, I must be going.
**[20:18] ---**
H-Hey, wait! Kulu Wilbur Hierfordshire!
**[20:24] ---**
Kululu...
**[20:27] ---**
Wow. That happened?
**[20:30] ---**
Kulu-chan has a unexpectedly
mature side to him!
**[20:33] ---**
That's a surprise.
**[20:34] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:35] ---**
It was kinda different from the normal
Kululu, so it was a real shock.
**[20:39] ---**
Now I'll have to go apologize
to him and thank him.
**[20:42] ---**
Then thank him for me, as well.
**[20:45] ---**
After all, he did stand in for me.
**[20:47] ---**
Yeah. He did!
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[20:51] ---**
Kululu!
**[20:52] ---**
I want to talk to you about
what you did earlier!
**[20:56] ---**
Isn't he here?
**[20:59] ---**
A darn good recording, if I do say so myself.
**[21:02] ---**
This DVD's gonna break a million in space...
**[21:06] ---**
I see.
***SIGN*** Secret
**[21:09] ---**
Ah, I was just... trying to
research the biology of frogs...
**[21:13] ---**
Kulu Wilbur Hierfordshire, huh...
***SIGN*** Crack
***SIGN*** Crunch
***SIGN*** Secret
**[21:18] ---**
Are you ready?
**[21:19] ---**
Kululu?
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[21:22] ---**
Nat-chan, you're scary!
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Me in the Classroom
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Hinata Natsumi
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**[21:24] ---**
Edited by Sergeant Major Kululu,
**[21:26] ---**
*Hinata Natsumi* DVD Volume 8:
"Me in the Classroom."
**[21:29] ---**
I hardly need say that it
never saw the light of day.
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Is shining on us again today.
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Yes, this is love.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Joy and sadness come in turns.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
If you can keep a smile on your face,
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
hiiroo ni nareru sa
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
You can become a hero.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
**[23:07] ---**
I'm Sergeant Keroro, and my mornings
begin with a cup of coffee.
**[23:11] ---**
I had some awful sleep paralysis last night.
**[23:13] ---**
Well, it's just a kind of
physiological phenomenon.
**[23:15] ---**
It's nothing spiritual or ghostly.
**[23:17] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:19] ---**
But... it is a little scary...
**[23:21] ---**
"Keroro: Carelessly Soaked Operation, Sir!"
**[23:25] ---**
"Keroro: Terror of the
Softguron Invasion, Sir!"
**[23:28] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:30] ---**
Ge-Gero!