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E325 - Keroro: Version-Up Model, Sir! / Keroro: Putting on Makeup is Mine, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
[01:31] ---
    Absolutely normal everyday scenery.
SIGN    Antidote
    Bread
    Herb
    Gum
     Mystery Stone
    Frog
[01:35] ---
    A snippet of things so normal
    they aren't even noticed.
[01:40] ---
    Sis, have you seen Sarge?
[01:43] ---
    He was washing up in the kitchen just now.
[01:47] ---
    Well, guess it wasn't urgent anyway.
[01:50] ---
    Fuyuki, I feel like some black tea.
[01:52] ---
    Ah... then I'll have some, too, please.
[01:55] ---
    What? I have to do it?
SIGN    Ai-line Revolution
    X
    Caramel Kneesocks
[02:02] ---
    G-Gero...
[02:06] ---
    Honestly...
[02:08] ---
    Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki
    are both so mean, sir.
[02:11] ---
    Believe it or not,
[02:14] ---
    I am the leader of a platoon
    of the Keron Army, ma'am...
[02:19] ---
    The decal turned a bit?!
[02:26] ---
    Real Type models really do leave
    a stronger impression, sir!
[02:35] ---
    Im...pres...sion?
[02:41] ---
    Keroro: Version-Up Model, Sir!
[02:47] ---
    Uhh, so, the reason you're all here today...
[02:51] ---
    ...is regarding our "presence" recently, sir.
[02:55] ---
    Huh?
[02:56] ---
    Don't you feel it, sir?
[02:58] ---
    The mood of the people around us,
    thinking nothing of our presence.
[03:03] ---
    Oh, that's where you were?
    Sorry, sorry, I forgot.
[03:07] ---
    Huh? You've been here the whole time?
[03:09] ---
    When did you get here?
[03:10] ---
    Etc. etc.
[03:11] ---
    Kinda like Doroboat-senpai?
[03:13] ---
    Tamama-dono!
[03:15] ---
    You may be right. We may not be leaving
    much of an impression currently.
[03:16] ---
    So mean...
[03:19] ---
    I feel like I'm forgetting something.
[03:23] ---
    Just the other day, Momocchi and the others
    went out, totally forgetting about me.
[03:28] ---
    I almost starved.
[03:31] ---
    If we'd just get the invasion done already,
    none of that would matter.
[03:35] ---
    What's this, Giroro-kun?
[03:37] ---
    You say you have no experience with this?
[03:42] ---
    Ignored.
[03:43] ---
    Shut up!
[03:45] ---
    We have become too much
    a part of everyday life, sir.
[03:49] ---
    We must spend some time recovering
    our grandeur as invaders.
[03:53] ---
    Yes.
[03:54] ---
    Back to those lustrous days!
[04:03] ---
    No way... This can't be...
SIGN    Impression Made!!
[04:09] ---
    Impression made!!
[04:11] ---
    And so!
[04:12] ---
    Tettere!
[04:14] ---
    Clack!
[04:24] ---
    Gero gerori.
[04:25] ---
    Just you watch, people of the Hinata household!
SIGN    Real Color
[04:29] ---
    Real Color.
[04:31] ---
    Excuse me, stupid frog!
[04:33] ---
    How many times have I told you
    to hang my socks up in pairs—
SIGN    Real Type Sergeant Keroro
[04:42] ---
    Real Type Sergeant Keroro!
[04:44] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[04:51] ---
    F-Fuyuki! We have trouble!
[04:57] ---
    T-Tama-chan...
SIGN    Real Type Private 2nd Class Tamama
[05:04] ---
    Real Type Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[05:06] ---
    Why do you look like that?
[05:09] ---
    Are you... ill?
[05:12] ---
    Do not be silly, Momocchi!
[05:14] ---
    I just decided to look a little more real!
[05:17] ---
    R... Real?
[05:20] ---
    Ah, I know!
[05:22] ---
    This is perfect.
[05:23] ---
    We just had a delivery of
    lots of snacks from France!
[05:27] ---
    Come, come, Master Tamama.
[05:31] ---
    Please, eat your fill.
[05:33] ---
    Tama...!
[05:40] ---
    Who?!
[05:44] ---
    Huh?
[05:46] ---
    Sorry, Dororo!
[05:47] ---
    That is all right.
SIGN    Real Type Lance Corporal Dororo
[05:49] ---
    Real Type Lance Corporal Dororo.
[05:51] ---
    You kinda look different
    from your normal self today!
[05:55] ---
    You... stand out more or... maybe don't?
[05:58] ---
    Oh, no, Koyuki-dono.
[06:00] ---
    We can change!
[06:05] ---
    U-Uh...
[06:06] ---
    Cat... It's me... Me...
SIGN    Real Type Corporal Giroro
[06:11] ---
    Real Type Corporal Giroro.
[06:19] ---
    Well! I'd call that operation
    a great success, sir!
[06:22] ---
    I got so many sweeties!
[06:25] ---
    Leaving a strong impression is a great thing!
[06:29] ---
    Those lustrous days...
[06:31] ---
    They're back again, sir...
[06:35] ---
    Modelers all around the country are
    always striving for the realistic.
[06:38] ---
    That is... because that is how
    a strong presence is born.
SIGN    Strong Presence!!
[06:43] ---
    And... even among us...
[06:48] ---
    ...a strong impression has been created, sir!
[06:51] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, this is amazing!
[06:54] ---
    Commander-dono!
[06:54] ---
    I... don't really get it, but...
[06:57] ---
    Yeah!
[07:00] ---
    The Keroro Platoon— or, rather, Sergeant Keroro—
    is thoroughly ecstatic,
[07:04] ---
    but is this strong presence really realistic?
[07:10] ---
    Sis, have you seen Sarge?
[07:13] ---
    Huh? He was cleaning the bath just now.
[07:16] ---
    Well, guess it wasn't urgent, anyway.
[07:19] ---
    Fuyuki, I feel like some green tea.
[07:21] ---
    Ah... then I'll have some, too, please.
[07:24] ---
    What? I have to do it again?
SIGN    Ladylike Long Hair
    X
    Energetic Short Hair
[07:31] ---
    G-Gero...
[07:33] ---
    People... do get used to things.
SIGN    It's just like normal again, sir...
[07:38] ---
    It's just like normal again, sir...
[07:41] ---
    In fact, becoming more realistic has
    made us blend more into the background.
[07:46] ---
    S-So mean...
[07:48] ---
    It was a short reign...
[07:52] ---
    It's not over...
[07:53] ---
    Not yet, sir!
[07:55] ---
    Now is the time to stand, sir!
SIGN    Metallic Color
[07:58] ---
    Metallic Color.
[08:00] ---
    Sergeant Major Tettere!
[08:01] ---
    Tettere!
[08:03] ---
    Click!
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro, Gilded Version
[08:15] ---
    Sergeant Keroro, Gilded Version!
[08:19] ---
    What is that supposed to be?
[08:21] ---
    Sarge... th-that's so bright!
[08:25] ---
    Oh, don't be so silly,
    Master Fuyuki, Lady Natsumi!
[08:28] ---
    I'm just being a little bit
    fashion-conscious, sir!
[08:31] ---
    Tama-chan! What happened?!
[08:35] ---
    Huh? What happened where?
SIGN    Private 2nd Class Tamama, Gilded Version
[08:37] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama, Gilded Version!
[08:40] ---
    Sorry, Dororo! I had no idea who you were...
[08:43] ---
    We can change.
SIGN    Lance Corporal Dororo, Gilded Version
[08:45] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo, Gilded Version.
[08:49] ---
    C-Come on, cat! It's me! Look closely!
[08:52] ---
    I'm Giroro, darn you!
SIGN    Corporal Giroro, Pink
[08:54] ---
    Corporal Giroro, Pink.
[08:57] ---
    Why pink?!
[09:02] ---
    Did you see that, sir?
    The size of the impression we left!
[09:06] ---
    We've really shown them
    the Keroro Platoon exists on Pekopon, sir!
[09:10] ---
    It is impossible to miss us now!
[09:13] ---
    I am not sure about this
    from a shinobi perspective,
[09:15] ---
    but I have a presence now
     like never before.
[09:18] ---
    Why... pink...
[09:23] ---
    We're born anew!
    Gilded Keroro Gunsou starts here, sir!
SIGN    Keroro Gunsou
[09:27] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
SIGN    Gilded
[09:30] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[09:34] ---
    E-Excuse me... Sergeant-san...
[09:34] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[09:36] ---
    Isn't this a little hasty?
[09:37] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
SIGN    We are terribly sorry for the inconvenience.
    Please wait a moment ♥
[09:41] [SONG] ---
    A good mother...
[09:44] ---
    Fuyuki, I feel like some black tea.
[09:48] ---
    Ah... then I'll have some, too.
[09:50] ---
    Me as usual, right?
[09:52] ---
    Fine, fine...
[09:55] ---
    G-Gero...?
[09:57] ---
    There, see? Looks like they got used to it...
[10:03] ---
    Darn you guys!
[10:05] ---
    I got ignored again...
[10:07] ---
    Yes...
[10:09] ---
    If this is how it's going to be,
    I'll use every color under the sun
[10:11] ---
    and make myself the showiest I can be, sir!
[10:14] ---
    So I can never again be ignored!
[10:18] ---
    If you mix that much together,
    don't blame me for the color you get...
[10:23] ---
    It'll be fine!
[10:24] ---
    Now! Do it, sir!
[10:27] ---
    Wait, hey!
[10:27] ---
    Are you sure this is—
[10:29] ---
    We're all in this together!
SIGN    Whaaaaa
[10:33] ---
    'Cept for me.
SIGN    And...
[10:46] ---
    And...
[10:52] ---
    Um... are you okay?
[10:54] ---
    Liven up, Sarge...
[10:56] ---
    Come on... Can you eat this?
[11:03] ---
    Thank you... ma'am.
[11:06] ---
    For the... undue care for a being like me...
[11:12] ---
    When you mix all the colors of
    paint together on a palette,
[11:14] ---
    you get a plain, nasty color like this...
[11:18] ---
    I'll clean the bath for you,
    so you just rest, okay, Sarge?
[11:22] ---
    Just be good and stay lying down there, okay?
[11:24] ---
    I'll look after you.
[11:25] ---
    Sho... shorry...
[11:28] ---
    Sergeant-san became the object of
    everyone's attention just like he wanted.
[11:32] ---
    But is this kind of "presence"
    really what they were after?
[11:35] ---
    No, it wasn't...
[11:41] ---
    Every girl experiences the
    excitement of makeup at one time.
SIGN    Maiden Color Glossy Full
[11:48] ---
    Hm?
[11:48] ---
    What is that, ma'am?
[11:50] ---
    A newly-made lip balm!
[11:52] ---
    It's really popular right now,
    and hard to get hold of, you know!
[11:56] ---
    You bought a similar one
    the other day, didn't you, ma'am?
[11:59] ---
    It's a different color.
[12:01] ---
    And has a different effect, too.
[12:02] ---
    Look!
SIGN    Your lips, too, can be glossy and full!
SIGN    Capsicum extract
SIGN    Full
[12:03] ---
    It's glossy, and maiden-colored,
SIGN    Maiden Color
SIGN    Glossy
[12:05] ---
    and it has capsicum extract
    that gives you full lips!
[12:08] ---
    How is that different from
    the one before, ma'am?
[12:11] ---
    Sheesh!
[12:12] ---
    You just don't get it.
[12:14] ---
    Gero...
[12:16] ---
    Just kinda...
[12:18] ---
    Huh?
[12:19] ---
    Haven't I... had a
    similar conversation... before?
[12:24] ---
    Didn't you buy a similar one
    to that just the other day?
[12:27] ---
    N-No, I didn't!
[12:29] ---
    The one the other day was a normal MS06-F2.
[12:32] ---
    This one is a Minelayer,
[12:34] ---
    so its backpack is way fuller!
[12:37] ---
    How is that different from the one before?
[12:39] ---
    ...the one before?
[12:41] ---
    ...the one before?
[12:44] ---
    I think... I can... use this, sir!
[12:51] ---
    Keroro: Putting on Makeup is Mine, Sir!
[12:56] ---
    Makeup?
[12:58] ---
    YES!
[12:59] ---
    Not another of your ridiculous invasion—
[13:02] ---
    Okay, madam, take a look at this...
SIGN    Today's Topic Is
[13:03] ---
    Hey! Don't just ignore me!
SIGN    Makeup
[13:05] ---
    Makeup!
SIGN    These are the Girls Who Will be Popular
SIGN    New Product Presentation
SIGN    Dokoshira Modern Makeup
[13:09] ---
    Going natural nowadays?
[13:11] ---
    Yeah, like, no.
[13:13] ---
    Observe!
[13:13] ---
    Vast amounts of makeup information
    are everywhere in this world!
SIGN    Attract Attention at the Office!! 2010
    Get That "Natural-Cute" Look!
    1,000 Trendy Combinations
[13:17] ---
    I work hard both at the office and at romance!
SIGN    Go "Cute is King"
    1,000 Iron-Clad Coordinations!
[13:19] ---
    I'm the most popular I've ever been
    with this stylish makeup!
SIGN    Make Yourself More "Adult-Cute"! Summer Coordinations To Look Forward To In 2010!
[13:21] ---
    A new color for summer
    that will burst into his heart!
[13:25] ---
    Nowadays, the biggest thing on the
    female Pekoponians' minds is:
[13:28] ---
    Makeup, makeup, makeupmakeup
    makeupmakeupmakeupmakeup.
[13:31] ---
    S-So what?
[13:34] ---
    Which brings me to these!
[13:36] ---
    If my makeup goes badly,
    I'm depressed all day.
[13:40] ---
    I messed up my eyeliner.
[13:42] ---
    But I didn't have the time to fix it.
[13:43] ---
    I was looking down all day.
[13:46] ---
    I got the blue base and the yellow base mixed up!
[13:49] ---
    And so on.
[13:50] ---
    The hearts of women rise and fall
    dramatically depending on their makeup, sir!
[13:54] ---
    U-Umm...
SIGN    Don't really care
[13:56] ---
    And then we have the unenviable male
    contingent of the world, at the mercy of all this.
[13:59] ---
    In short, he who controls the makeup
SIGN    Makeup
[14:02] ---
    controls the entire world, sir!
[14:05] ---
    Amazing as ever, Mr. Sergeant!
[14:07] ---
    You look at things on a cosmetic scale!
[14:09] ---
    It is true that makeup is
    very important for women!
[14:13] ---
    Or, like, thickly made-up?
[14:15] ---
    Excuse me for just a moment.
[14:17] ---
    I have qualms resorting to things like
    cosmetics which falsify a person's natural form.
[14:23] ---
    I do think that things are best
    as nature intended.
[14:26] ---
    Yeahhh, that's the kind of guy
    the girls reeeeally hate...
[14:31] ---
    Trauma switch on!
SIGN    Click
[14:34] ---
    Hate...?
[14:36] ---
    Then... that must mean...
    back then... that girl...
[14:38] ---
    So, how are you going to use that
    for an invasion operation?
[14:42] ---
    Gero gero.
[14:43] ---
    Observe this invasion operation
    of my own creation,
[14:45] ---
    "MAKE UP!" Sir!
[15:03] ---
    Oh, noooo!
[15:06] ---
    What happened, Sis?!
[15:11] ---
    What happened?
[15:13] ---
    The lip balm I bought recently...
[15:16] ---
    I tried it out and...
SIGN    Maiden Color Glossy Full
[15:20] ---
    I mean, it did say
    "glossy maiden lips" on it, but...
[15:27] ---
    Whaa?! It won't come off?!
[15:29] ---
    Ahhh, noo, I'm going to be late!
    What do I do?!
[15:34] ---
    Gero gerori.
[15:40] ---
    Sorry I'm late!
[15:42] ---
    Sorry...
[15:44] ---
    Uh... Satsuki? Yayoi?
    What's up with you two?
[15:49] ---
    Well... actually...
[15:55] ---
    ...the mascara I bought
    recently is kind of weird.
[15:57] ---
    I can't get it off at all...
[16:02] ---
    U-Um...
[16:08] ---
    I tried out a new styling
    product I bought,
[16:12] ---
    and it turned into this.
[16:15] ---
    Um...
[16:17] ---
    Me, too, actually...
[16:27] ---
    Gero gerori.
[16:29] ---
    I see.
[16:31] ---
    An operation to pollute all kinds of
    Pekoponian cosmetics with Keronian constituents.
[16:35] ---
    Seems to be going great so far.
[16:38] ---
    Mm!
[16:39] ---
    Does anyone here doubt this "Set Your
    Makeup Soul Alight" operation, sir?!
[16:44] ---
    No one!
[16:45] ---
    Very good!
[16:46] ---
    The operation continues, sir!
[16:48] ---
    Roger!
[16:49] ---
    Okay, this time,
    let's try using these products.
[16:53] ---
    This looks usable, too!
[16:55] ---
    The legendary pore minimizing blush!
[16:57] ---
    Gerori.
[16:58] ---
    We'll provide them our more suspicious,
    more beautiful Keron-style cosmetic products, sir!
[17:05] ---
    Or, like, product devving?
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
SIGN    Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN    Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu...
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu...
[17:14] ---
    I see...
SIGN    In Trauma
[17:15] ---
    So that is how girls think...
[17:18] ---
    That is why she...
SIGN    Takahashi Stationery
SIGN    Cleaning
SIGN    Kotsukotsu
    Osteopathy
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    Aren't our lashes insane?
[17:28] ---
    Oh, boy.
SIGN    Day of Ham
SIGN    Ooba Supermarket
[17:31] ---
    So sorry! Did you wait long?
[17:34] ---
    No... Not at all... Shall we go?
[17:37] ---
    What a riot!
[17:38] ---
    It's so heavy!
[17:39] ---
    Aren't things... a little crazy right now?
[17:43] ---
    Like how?
[17:45] ---
    What do you mean "like how," Fuyuki?
[17:50] ---
    The government are treating this
    incident extremely seriously...
SIGN    The Day After Tomorrow's Cooking
[17:53] ---
    ...and then mix it.
[17:55] ---
    Gorgeous eyes can be yours.
[17:58] ---
    Something is definitely weird.
[18:00] ---
    Come on, Fuyuki, there's definitely
    something wrong with this!
[18:03] ---
    Is there? I can't really tell.
[18:07] ---
    Wait just one minute...
[18:10] ---
    Stupid frog!
[18:12] ---
    You saw my makeup and got some plan
    in your head again, didn't you?!
[18:15] ---
    What are you talking about, ma'am?
[18:17] ---
    I haven't the foggiest.
[18:19] ---
    Don't play dumb with me.
[18:20] ---
    Everyone's makeup is crazy because of you!
[18:23] ---
    Crazy, is it?
[18:25] ---
    What parts of their makeup
    are my fault, ma'am?
[18:28] ---
    Well... the lip balm
    and the mascara and so on.
[18:33] ---
    Dear me, ma'am.
[18:35] ---
    Lady Natsumi.
[18:37] ---
    The new lip balm you bought recently,
[18:39] ---
    what were its selling points again, ma'am?
[18:44] ---
    Glossy and maiden-colored...
[18:46] ---
    And?
[18:48] ---
    Full...
[18:49] ---
    Well, I won't deny it was glossy...
[18:52] ---
    Well, then!
[18:53] ---
    It's just as the selling points
    mentioned, then, ma'am.
[18:57] ---
    I have nothing to do with it at all, ma'am.
[19:00] ---
    Uh... but...
[19:04] ---
    Glossy, maiden-colored, and full.
SIGN    Maiden Color
[19:09] ---
    A-All right, fine.
[19:11] ---
    Sorry for suspecting you...
[19:16] ---
    Gero gerori.
[19:17] ---
    I win, sir!
[19:21] ---
    I never expected you to contain Natsumi.
[19:23] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, you are incredible!
[19:26] ---
    The operation is only just getting started!
[19:28] ---
    We need to do more and more research, sir!
[19:30] ---
    And make the women of Pekopon
    more and more prisoner to our makeup, sir!
[19:37] ---
    This month's makeup magazines, all bought!
[19:43] ---
    Hanemaru Market, recorded!
[19:46] ---
    Beauty blogs, all checked!
[19:50] ---
    More!
[19:52] ---
    Do more and more research on makeup, sir!
[19:58] ---
    Dororo-kun...
[20:02] ---
    Why don't you... try working for me?
[20:05] ---
    Really?
[20:07] ---
    You'd... give even me a job?
[20:09] ---
    Yes...
[20:11] ---
    Or, like, total control?
SIGN    One week later...
[20:27] ---
    One week later...
[20:29] ---
    What has become of the platoon's
    dreadful plan?
[20:36] ---
    Really? That's so funny!
SIGN    Sweet Shop
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    Isn't it?
SIGN    
[20:40] ---
    Yes, my husband was very pleased...
[20:42] ---
    My!
[20:42] ---
    See? I just put a little bit on now,
SIGN    Supermarket Ooba
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    and I've got it to the point
    where it still looks pretty good!
[20:47] ---
    Me, too!
[20:48] ---
    I'm started to think I've been
    overdoing it up until now.
[20:49] ---
    Sorry, sorry!
[20:51] ---
    When you don't need to try to show off,
    you learn to do it naturally eventually!
SIGN    Station Street Shopping District
[20:56] ---
    Right?!
[20:57] ---
    Let's go do karaoke!
[20:58] ---
    Oh, yes! I'll sing that one again!
[21:01] ---
    Me, too. I wonder if they've
    got any new songs!
[21:04] ---
    Yes.
[21:05] ---
    Sometimes boldly, sometimes naturally.
[21:08] ---
    Choosing the makeup and style
    that suits you is always best.
[21:14] ---
    Meanwhile, these people, on the other hand...
[21:18] ---
    I have a new eyelash serum for you, Kerorin.
[21:22] ---
    Thank you, Giro-nee!
SIGN    Hyaluronic acid
[21:25] ---
    It is some hyaluronic acid!
[21:27] ---
    Kero-nee!
[21:31] ---
    It is the legendary ginseng!
[21:34] ---
    Ohh, Doro-nee! You're so thoughtful!
[21:36] ---
    I thought you'd like it!
[21:37] ---
    New products, girls!
[21:39] ---
    Nice, Kululu-kun!
[21:41] ---
    We've researched so much,
    we can never turn back!
SIGN    Right?!
[21:45] ---
    Right?!
[21:46] ---
    I'm... sorry you had to see that.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
SIGN    Hicksville Beach At Night Swimsuit Beauty Contest All-Out, No Comedy! The winner will become the local Hicksville Beach idol!
[23:22] ---
    Lavie here...
[23:23] ---
    I'll be entering the Hicksville Beach
    night-time swimsuit contest!
[23:27] ---
    If you win, apparently you can
    get an idol debut and earn money.
[23:31] ---
    I'll do my best, okay, brother?!
[23:34] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:35] ---
    We haven't seen Dororo's
    younger brother recently, have we?
[23:38] ---
    "Chibi-Kero: The Fireworks That Summer, Sir!"
[23:42] ---
    "Keroro: Swimsuit Beauty Contest, Sir!"
[23:45] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:47] ---
    Ge-Gero!