Skip to main content

E23 - Panic! The Hinata Household's Wildest Day Ever, Sir!

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    Forgetting things
[01:31] ---
    It is only human to forget things.
SIGN    Homework
[01:33] ---
    What's important is to learn to
    be more careful the next time.
SIGN    Handkerchief
[01:36] ---
    If, for example, an anime staff totally forgot
    about an item they'd previously introduced,
SIGN    Umbrella
SIGN    Wallet
SIGN    Pass
SIGN    Cell phone
[01:41] ---
    there should be no finger-pointing.
SIGN    Lunch
SIGN    Deadline
[01:44] ---
    Oh, but let's get back
    to the story at hand.
[01:48] ---
    Here we have a Keron
    secret weapon, the Kero Ball.
[01:54] ---
    Panic! The Hinata Household's
    Wildest Day Ever, Sir!
[02:08] ---
    Special Advance Team Leader,
    Sergeant Keroro!
[02:12] ---
    Commander!
[02:14] ---
    How much more time will you waste before you
    are prepared for the invasion of Pekopon?!
[02:18] ---
    Well... the enemy is actually
    a lot tougher than expected...
[02:22] ---
    Even if you use the Kero Ball on them?
[02:25] ---
    Kero!
[02:26] ---
    M-Master Fuyuki has the
    Kero Ball right now, sir!
[02:29] ---
    But if they ever found out about this...
SIGN    Screwed
[02:34] ---
    I... I'm screwed.
[02:37] ---
    With the Kero Ball, you can use
    the "Easy Repair Function"
[02:41] ---
    to fix any broken weapons!
[02:43] ---
    You can also increase
    your military strength
[02:44] ---
    as much as you want with the
    "No-Effort Copy Function"!
[02:46] ---
    And still you fail to conquer the enemy?
[02:51] ---
    Will I be punished...?!
[02:53] ---
    Are these Pekoponians really that tough?
SIGN    Oh, yeah!
[02:56] ---
    Oh, yes! Yes, that's right!
     Absolutely, sir!
[03:00] ---
    In that case, we will
    come back again another time.
[03:03] ---
    Our expectations of you are extremely high!
[03:06] ---
    Good luck on your mission, Sergeant Keroro!
[03:10] ---
    Aye, aye, sir...
[03:15] ---
    Oh, good, it was just a dream.
[03:18] ---
    The "No-Effort Repair Function"
     of the Kero Ball?
[03:21] ---
    Oh, yeah.
     I vaguely remember that function...
[03:26] ---
    If it's got a repair function, then...
[03:28] ---
    ...I can use it on those!
[03:30] ---
    To repair my broken Gundam models!
SIGN    Great idea
[03:33] ---
    All right! I'm such a genius!
[03:46] ---
    I'm sure it's in here somewhere.
[03:52] ---
    I found it, sir!
[03:53] ---
    Don't do that, Sarge!
[03:56] ---
    First is the sponge cake,
    then the telephone...
[04:04] ---
    Scared me!
[04:09] ---
    Let me try it on this one out, sir!
[04:11] ---
    Now, where's that
    Easy Repair Function button?
[04:13] ---
    Let's see now, it's...
[04:17] ---
    Remember the first episode where
    Fuyuki slapped the Kero Ball around?
[04:23] ---
    Because of that,
     it hasn't been working properly.
[04:27] ---
    I believe it's this one! Switch on!
[04:30] ---
    My Char's Zaku will be totally restored.
[04:37] ---
    What's wrong with it?
[04:39] ---
    Gero?
[04:40] ---
    Is it broken?
[04:44] ---
    If it's broken, this will be a major problem.
[04:47] ---
    Only a specialist on Planet Keron can fix it.
[04:52] ---
    Even Kululu doesn't know
    how the Kero Ball works...
[04:59] ---
    Upsy daisy.
SIGN    Scream
[05:03] ---
    W-W-Who the heck are you?
[05:05] ---
    Kero!
[05:07] ---
    Who else but Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[05:10] ---
    Th-There's another one of me...
[05:12] ---
    I want to build Gundam models!
[05:16] ---
    Another one?
SIGN    Yo!
[05:18] ---
    Yo!
[05:21] ---
    A third one?
[05:23] ---
    Ta-da!
[05:24] ---
    Look at us!
[05:25] ---
    Is this cool or what?
[05:26] ---
    Well?
[05:26] ---
    Bravo!
[05:28] ---
    How many are there...?
[05:32] ---
    Hello, hello!
[05:33] ---
    I'm good!
[05:34] ---
    Nice to meet you!
[05:36] ---
    Fancy meeting you here!
[05:37] ---
    If not now, when?
[05:38] ---
    You're fired!
[05:42] ---
    Nooooooooooooooooo!
[05:51] ---
    What was that?
[05:52] ---
    That sounded like the sergeant.
[05:55] ---
    There's something out there.
[05:56] ---
    Huh?
[05:57] ---
    Turn on the lights there, will you?
[05:59] ---
    Okay.
SIGN    Gross
[06:05] ---
    Gross.
[06:07] ---
    I was only trying to repair Char's Zaku...
[06:11] ---
    With the Kero Ball you're forbidden to use?
[06:13] ---
    Well actually, I didn't
    give it much thought...
[06:15] ---
    That Kero Ball is broken.
[06:16] ---
    The copy function ran instead.
[06:18] ---
    Resulting in this, ma'am.
[06:20] ---
    Critical mistake.
[06:21] ---
    In any case, get rid of all
    the extras right away, okay?
[06:24] ---
    Huh?
[06:26] ---
    So who gets to stay?
[06:27] ---
    Me, of course!
[06:28] ---
    But...
[06:28] ---
    No! Me!
[06:29] ---
    Why? Logically,
     I'm the one that should stay.
[06:32] ---
    Why you?
[06:32] ---
    I'm staying!
[06:33] ---
    No way!
[06:34] ---
    You go.
[06:34] ---
    No, you go!
[06:35] ---
    Who cares?
    You're all the same, anyway.
[06:37] ---
    What the heck do you mean by that?
[06:39] ---
    Take a good look.
[06:40] ---
    I have a star here the copies don't!
[06:43] ---
    Listen, even with the Zaku,
SIGN    Char type
[06:45] ---
    Char's custom type is different
    from the mass production type.
SIGN    Mass Production type
[06:47] ---
    Like the head antenna and such.
[06:48] ---
    It's just for show.
[06:50] ---
    The brass never understand that.
[06:52] ---
    Shut your mouth! You starless wonders!
[06:54] ---
    What do you mean, starless?
[06:55] ---
    I said starless because you're starless.
[06:58] ---
    Then give me one!
    I want one, too! That's mine!
[06:59] ---
    Sergeant...
[07:01] ---
    See, I told you they're all the same.
[07:05] ---
    The problem is the stop button is
    broken, so I can't get rid of them.
[07:10] ---
    So what's the big deal?
[07:11] ---
    There's no problem.
SIGN    No problem
[07:12] ---
    Thank goodness. You had me
    worried there for a while...
[07:15] ---
    This is no laughing matter!
[07:17] ---
    Take it easy... Hey, wait just a minute.
[07:20] ---
    If the stop button is broken,
[07:23] ---
    then does that mean
    it's still making more copies?
[07:26] ---
    No way! Are you kidding?
[07:28] ---
    Gero!
[07:29] ---
    I... I suddenly remembered
    some urgent business, ma'am...
[07:33] ---
    So it must be true.
[07:36] ---
    Wow! How wonderful!
[07:38] ---
    There are so many Uncles around!
[07:40] ---
    Or, like, shoddy products?
[07:42] ---
    So it was true. There are more.
[07:44] ---
    I hope this doesn't end up a disaster.
[07:47] ---
    This is already a disaster!
[07:49] ---
    I'm really in a big mess
    right now, Lady Mois.
[07:52] ---
    Uncle...
[07:53] ---
    Oh...
[07:55] ---
    It seems there's one
    that's different from the rest.
[08:00] ---
    An impostor?!
[08:01] ---
    No! Look more closely!
     I have a star, a star!
[08:05] ---
    Star?
[08:06] ---
    Right! All the rest
    don't have any stars on them!
[08:08] ---
    Oh...
[08:09] ---
    So do you get it now?
[08:11] ---
    Sure, fake Uncle.
[08:14] ---
    Having a star isn't really a problem, right?
[08:17] ---
    You're still Uncle to me,
    even if you're a fake.
[08:19] ---
    Or, like, little difference?
[08:22] ---
    She doesn't get it at all...
[08:24] ---
    But now that there are
     so many Uncles around,
[08:26] ---
    the conquest of Pekopon
    will be over in no time!
SIGN    Thinking...
[08:30] ---
    Well...
[08:31] ---
    D-Don't you entertain any
    foolish ideas! I'm warning you!
[08:35] ---
    Lady Mois spoke the truth, ma'am!
[08:37] ---
    This is the perfect opportunity!
[08:40] ---
    My goal to conquer Pekopon
    will be accomplished at last!
SIGN    Victory
[08:43] ---
    Watch it!
[08:44] ---
    Capture her!
[08:47] ---
    I'm warning you!
[08:48] ---
    Get off me!
[08:49] ---
    What the heck are you doing,
    you stupid frog?
[08:53] ---
    I believe it's time you
    stopped insulting me like that.
[08:57] ---
    Pekopon is already ours.
[08:59] ---
    No... already mine, I would say.
[09:04] ---
    Since Miss Natsumi and
    Master Fuyuki are my friends,
[09:07] ---
    I promise that you will both be given
    appropriate status after our conquest, sir.
[09:12] ---
    All right, everyone, march forth!
SIGN    Attack
[09:16] ---
    What? Now?
[09:17] ---
    Let's do it later!
[09:19] ---
    Don't we have to clean and do laundry?
[09:21] ---
    That's right! We need
    to fulfill our duties first.
[09:23] ---
    O-Okay... so after we're
    through with cleaning and laundry,
[09:26] ---
    then we can start conquering?
[09:28] ---
    Sounds good.
[09:29] ---
    Ditto!
[09:30] ---
    Then it's decided!
[09:31] ---
    I see... he used the Kero Ball
    to make copies of himself.
[09:35] ---
    to create a vast army...
[09:37] ---
    With plans to conquer
    Pekopon in a single sweep.
[09:40] ---
    Hey, guys, why don't you
    help me clean the house?
[09:44] ---
    We can watch all the TV we want
    after we've conquered Pekopon, okay?
[09:48] ---
    Hey! Are you listening to me?!
[09:51] ---
    Stop reading comics
     and get to work instead, you guys!
[09:55] ---
    Hey, those are my model kits!
     Don't build them yet!
[09:57] ---
    I'm looking forward to
    building them myself!
[10:00] ---
    Are you guys actually serious
    about conquering Pekopon?
[10:03] ---
    Well? Are you?!
[10:04] ---
    You've forgotten all
    about our important mission
[10:06] ---
    and are just wasting time
    doing whatever you want.
[10:09] ---
    I'm ashamed of you!
[10:10] ---
    I agree.
[10:12] ---
    That's exactly how I've
    always felt about you.
[10:15] ---
    It seems the Kero Ball faithfully
    duplicated even his personality.
[10:18] ---
    Well, it is the Kero Ball, after all.
[10:21] ---
    So? Is your plan this time going well?
[10:24] ---
    Well, listen to this.
[10:26] ---
    They've forgotten all
    about conquering Pekopon,
[10:28] ---
    and all they do is read comics,
    build Gundam models, and watch TV.
[10:31] ---
    They're totally useless.
SIGN    That's you...
[10:33] ---
    You should stop talking right there.
SIGN    Gulp
SIGN    Useless
[10:36] ---
    If we have more useless guys,
     it's just a nuisance.
SIGN    Nuisance
[10:41] ---
    Hey, c'mon! We're hungry!
[10:43] ---
    Is dinner ready?
[10:44] ---
    Hurry up, will ya?
[10:46] ---
    You've gone too far.
[10:48] ---
    You won't get away with this!
[10:52] ---
    Here's my advice.
[10:55] ---
    Each of you should really
    be able to cook for yourselves.
SIGN    Hurry
[10:57] ---
    Hurry up!
[10:59] ---
    What's the use?!
[11:03] ---
    It's too crowded!
[11:04] ---
    It's getting hot in here!
[11:05] ---
    I can't breathe!
[11:09] ---
    I'm getting the creeps.
SIGN    Gero gero gero gero gero...
[11:11] ---
    Can a ghost really get the creeps?
[11:14] ---
    And what outrageous things
     will happen to the sergeant?
SIGN    The Hinata Household
[11:25] ---
    At a glance, nothing seems different
[11:27] ---
    at the peaceful Hinata household. But...
SIGN    Same location・Front door
SIGN    Same location・Staircase
SIGN    Same location・Toilet
SIGN    Basement・Secret Base
SIGN    Same location・Hallway
SIGN    Same location・Gundam model room
SIGN    Same location・Toilet
SIGN    Gero gero gero gero gero...
[11:41] ---
    Even in the farthest corners of
    the secret base in the basement,
[11:43] ---
    practically all space has been
    taken up by Sergeant Keroros.
[11:50] ---
    Yes, it is broken.
[11:53] ---
    And to boot, it's the top-secret black box.
[11:58] ---
    Who knows what might happen?
[12:02] ---
    Hm? The mode has changed.
[12:07] ---
    This will be interesting!
[12:13] ---
    Siege Keron! Siege Keron! Siege Keron!
[12:22] ---
    Gero!
[12:33] ---
    We have done the cleaning
    and done the laundry!
[12:35] ---
    But does this mean we are finished?
[12:38] ---
    No! We're only beginning.
[12:40] ---
    How many times have Pekoponians
    squashed our demands for freedom?
[12:47] ---
    Our secret weapon,
[12:49] ---
    our beloved Kero Ball,
    was taken from us and destroyed!
[12:53] ---
    Why?
[12:54] ---
    Because you're a slowpoke, dumbo.
[12:57] ---
    I deem those words to
    be treason, sir! Capture him!
[13:01] ---
    What?!
[13:05] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[13:06] ---
    Giroro-kun!
[13:07] ---
    All he did was speak the truth...
[13:10] ---
    This is so cruel!
[13:11] ---
    You two are...
[13:13] ---
    ...guilty!
[13:19] ---
    This is terrible, Sergeant!
[13:21] ---
    How could you do this to your friends?
[13:23] ---
    It couldn't be helped.
[13:25] ---
    What good comes from disloyal soldiers?
[13:28] ---
    Our military is getting
    stronger and stronger.
[13:31] ---
    If we gather our hatred we share
    and smash the Pekoponians,
[13:35] ---
    then true victory will be
    within our grasp!
[13:39] ---
    Men, transform your rage and arise!
[13:42] ---
    Siege Keron!
[13:44] ---
    Siege Keron! Siege Keron!
[13:48] ---
    Stop this right now, Sarge!
[13:50] ---
    Gero?
[13:51] ---
    Stop doing this!
[13:53] ---
    Why can't we all just be friends as always?
[13:56] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[13:57] ---
    Sarge!
[13:58] ---
    You have to value your friends!
[14:01] ---
    Please understand that, Sarge!
SIGN    Flop
[14:06] ---
    Hey, doesn't something look strange?
[14:07] ---
    Huh?
[14:11] ---
    Huh?
[14:11] ---
    Kero?
[14:14] ---
    W-What's going on, sir?
[14:19] ---
    The copy function switched
    into a hidden secondary mode.
[14:22] ---
    At this rate, they'll all disappear...
[14:27] ---
    ...including the original.
[14:29] ---
    No way!
[14:30] ---
    That can't be!
[14:31] ---
    So even the real sergeant will be wiped out?!
[14:35] ---
    Keroro-kun will disappear?
[14:41] ---
    Once again, I have cut a w—
[14:44] ---
    No, you haven't.
[14:45] ---
    What?!
[14:46] ---
    The copy function seems
    to be destroyed, though.
[14:50] ---
    So he'll be okay?
[14:51] ---
    Nope. According to my calculations,
[14:54] ---
    using the law of
    conservation of Keronian matter,
SIGN    The law of conservation of Keronian matter
SIGN    The total energy of the original
[14:57] ---
    if the total energy
    of the original is 100 Keron,
SIGN    100 Keron
SIGN    100 commanders
[15:00] ---
    when you produce 100 commanders
SIGN    Energy per one commander 1 Keron
[15:02] ---
    each has the energy of 1 Keron.
SIGN    Original's energy span
[15:04] ---
    Plugging the original's energy span
    into the formula, you get...
[15:07] ---
    Could you speak in terms that
    other people would understand?
[15:10] ---
    In short, unless we destroy all the copies,
[15:12] ---
    our commander will be gone in 72 minutes.
SIGN    You're kidding!
[15:16] ---
    What?
[15:17] ---
    Ah... now that you mention it,
[15:20] ---
    I do feel like I'm growing weak...
[15:22] ---
    Uncle!
[15:23] ---
    No way...
[15:25] ---
    Mister Sergeant,
[15:26] ---
    it was the greatest honor
    for me to have served you!
[15:30] ---
    That stupid frog...
[15:32] ---
    Thank you.
[15:34] ---
    Oh, I know!
    My father might know what to do!
[15:39] ---
    Um, hello, Father?
[15:42] ---
    It's Mois.
[15:43] ---
    We have a problem like this and that.
[15:45] ---
    And if we don't act quickly,
    Uncle Keroro will disappear.
[15:49] ---
    What? Yes. That's awful.
[15:52] ---
    How dare someone
    insult you like that, Father?
[15:54] ---
    I'll never forgive him.
[15:56] ---
    Don't tell me they're
    talking about something else?
[15:57] ---
    Are you serious?!
[15:59] ---
    Oh no... I feel so sorry for you, Father.
[16:04] ---
    Uh huh. Please stop crying, Father.
SIGN    Father
[16:06] ---
    Father.
[16:08] ---
    I have faith in you, Father!
[16:10] ---
    Or, like, steadfast belief?
[16:12] ---
    Okay. So getting back to Uncle...
[16:16] ---
    Okay. I understand. Okay, see you.
[16:19] ---
    Well, did he know what to do?
[16:21] ---
    He said he had no idea!
[16:24] ---
    Already 70 minutes have passed.
[16:26] ---
    He only has 2 minutes and 50 seconds left.
[16:30] ---
    Uncle!
[16:31] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[16:32] ---
    Hang in there, Sarge!
[16:35] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[16:37] ---
    I'm happy just to know
    how compassionate you are.
[16:41] ---
    Sarge...
[16:42] ---
    I've only known you for a while,
[16:44] ---
    but I feel so lucky to
    have met someone like you, sir.
[16:50] ---
    We played volleyball on the beach.
[16:53] ---
    Your ghost stories were really scary!
[16:55] ---
    We went under the sea...
    We went up the snowy mountains...
[16:58] ---
    We haven't done that yet!
[17:01] ---
    But we should do that next time!
[17:03] ---
    And let's visit many more places together.
[17:05] ---
    Master Fuyuki... I have no regrets
    about dying for this mission, sir.
[17:13] ---
    What an idiot for trying to act so cool...
[17:16] ---
    Not to mention,
    his death serves no purpose.
[17:18] ---
    1 minute, 52 seconds and counting.
[17:26] ---
    Sarge! Don't you dare fade out!
[17:29] ---
    Hey, you stupid frog!
[17:31] ---
    Do you really think I'll...
    let you get away with it?
[17:41] ---
    I saw all these Sergeants outside.
[17:44] ---
    Saburo-senpai...
[17:46] ---
    Hey, what's everybody so serious about?
[17:49] ---
    Did I stick my nose in at a bad time?
SIGN    Entryway
[17:53] ---
    Saburo has a mysterious pen that can
     make whatever he draws come true.
[17:59] ---
    Of course...
[18:01] ---
    Saburo-san!
[18:03] ---
    What is it?
[18:04] ---
    Could you draw a Kero Ball
     using that pen of yours?
[18:07] ---
    Huh? A Kero Ball?
[18:09] ---
    Would that save him?
[18:11] ---
    I'm not sure, but let's try it.
[18:14] ---
    It can't possibly make an
    exact replica of a Kero Ball,
[18:17] ---
    but it's worth a try.
[18:20] ---
    Oh, sure! Let's give it a try!
[18:23] ---
    Thank you very much!
[18:25] ---
    I hope this works, sir...
[18:27] ---
    Yeah!
[18:32] ---
    There!
[18:39] ---
    You did it!
[18:40] ---
    The rest is up to you, Fuyuki.
[18:43] ---
    I'm sure it'll work if you truly wish for it.
[18:46] ---
    Okay!
[18:48] ---
    You have less than 30 seconds left.
[18:52] ---
    Well, here goes nothing!
[18:58] ---
    I want to help the sergeant...
[19:01] ---
    Because he's my friend!
[19:06] ---
    Please! Kero Ball!
[19:16] ---
    Uncle, hang on! Or, like, extreme anguish?
[19:26] ---
    H-How... How did it go?
[19:30] ---
    Oh. Has it stopped?
[19:33] ---
    S-Sarge!
[19:52] ---
    Uncle is...
[20:02] ---
    All the copies have disappeared.
[20:04] ---
    So it worked?
[20:07] ---
    Well, it looks like it.
[20:12] ---
    Kero?
[20:16] ---
    Sarge!
[20:19] ---
    Keroro...
[20:21] ---
    I am so glad.
[20:23] ---
    Thanks to Fuyuki-kun,
    you were saved, Sergeant.
[20:26] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[20:31] ---
    Sarge!
[20:32] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[20:34] ---
    I'm so glad, Sarge!
[20:37] ---
    Thank you, Master Fuyuki!
[20:41] ---
    I'll never do anything like this again, sir!
[20:44] ---
    I know. We'll always be
    good friends, right?
[20:50] ---
    And for a long time after that,
[20:51] ---
    Sergeant Keroro didn't touch
    the Kero Ball.
SIGN    Several days later
[20:54] ---
    Huh?
[21:00] ---
    I still do want to
    repair my Gundam models...
[21:02] ---
    I'm sure it'll work this time.
[21:04] ---
    Sarge.
[21:08] ---
    You caused so much trouble
    for your friends the other day...
[21:19] ---
    Don't you dare.
[21:23] ---
    Please... forgive... me...
[21:26] ---
    And for a long time after that,
[21:28] ---
    Sergeant Keroro didn't touch
    the Kero Ball.
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Join in, everybody!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Mou iccho!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Again!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Mada mada!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    We’re not done yet!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    We came from a faraway planet.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    We came here to the blue Earth.
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Nani shi ni yatte kita?
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    What the heck are we even doing here?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Today over here, we kero-kero.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kero!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Asu acchi de giro-giro
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Asatte wa docchi nan da?
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Where will we be the day after that?
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
    Natsuyasumi no shukudai
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
     and summer homework.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Overcome it all by dancing
    a Bon Dance.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Bikinis are the best swimsuits
    for a Bon Dance.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:09] ---
    We have great news for all the
    good children out there!
[23:12] ---
    I, Space Detective 556 (Kogoro), will take
    over the title role, starting next episode!
[23:17] ---
    Hope you'll cheer me on
    in my attempt to find a job.
[23:19] ---
    Never mind such things...
[23:20] ---
    Don't miss the fateful battle between the
    space detective and the evil invaders.
[23:24] ---
    "Keroro: The Noble but Poor
    Space Detectives, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
    "556: How to Become an Action Star, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
    Are you serious?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!