# E23 - Panic! The Hinata Household's Wildest Day Ever, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGE85Q/panic-the-hinata-households-wildest-day-ever-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
***SIGN*** Forgetting things
**[01:31] ---**
It is only human to forget things.
***SIGN*** Homework
**[01:33] ---**
What's important is to learn to
be more careful the next time.
***SIGN*** Handkerchief
**[01:36] ---**
If, for example, an anime staff totally forgot
about an item they'd previously introduced,
***SIGN*** Umbrella
***SIGN*** Wallet
***SIGN*** Pass
***SIGN*** Cell phone
**[01:41] ---**
there should be no finger-pointing.
***SIGN*** Lunch
***SIGN*** Deadline
**[01:44] ---**
Oh, but let's get back
to the story at hand.
**[01:48] ---**
Here we have a Keron
secret weapon, the Kero Ball.
**[01:54] ---**
Panic! The Hinata Household's
Wildest Day Ever, Sir!
**[02:08] ---**
Special Advance Team Leader,
Sergeant Keroro!
**[02:12] ---**
Commander!
**[02:14] ---**
How much more time will you waste before you
are prepared for the invasion of Pekopon?!
**[02:18] ---**
Well... the enemy is actually
a lot tougher than expected...
**[02:22] ---**
Even if you use the Kero Ball on them?
**[02:25] ---**
Kero!
**[02:26] ---**
M-Master Fuyuki has the
Kero Ball right now, sir!
**[02:29] ---**
But if they ever found out about this...
***SIGN*** Screwed
**[02:34] ---**
I... I'm screwed.
**[02:37] ---**
With the Kero Ball, you can use
the "Easy Repair Function"
**[02:41] ---**
to fix any broken weapons!
**[02:43] ---**
You can also increase
your military strength
**[02:44] ---**
as much as you want with the
"No-Effort Copy Function"!
**[02:46] ---**
And still you fail to conquer the enemy?
**[02:51] ---**
Will I be punished...?!
**[02:53] ---**
Are these Pekoponians really that tough?
***SIGN*** Oh, yeah!
**[02:56] ---**
Oh, yes! Yes, that's right!
Absolutely, sir!
**[03:00] ---**
In that case, we will
come back again another time.
**[03:03] ---**
Our expectations of you are extremely high!
**[03:06] ---**
Good luck on your mission, Sergeant Keroro!
**[03:10] ---**
Aye, aye, sir...
**[03:15] ---**
Oh, good, it was just a dream.
**[03:18] ---**
The "No-Effort Repair Function"
of the Kero Ball?
**[03:21] ---**
Oh, yeah.
I vaguely remember that function...
**[03:26] ---**
If it's got a repair function, then...
**[03:28] ---**
...I can use it on those!
**[03:30] ---**
To repair my broken Gundam models!
***SIGN*** Great idea
**[03:33] ---**
All right! I'm such a genius!
**[03:46] ---**
I'm sure it's in here somewhere.
**[03:52] ---**
I found it, sir!
**[03:53] ---**
Don't do that, Sarge!
**[03:56] ---**
First is the sponge cake,
*then* the telephone...
**[04:04] ---**
Scared me!
**[04:09] ---**
Let me try it on this one out, sir!
**[04:11] ---**
Now, where's that
Easy Repair Function button?
**[04:13] ---**
Let's see now, it's...
**[04:17] ---**
Remember the first episode where
Fuyuki slapped the Kero Ball around?
**[04:23] ---**
Because of that,
it hasn't been working properly.
**[04:27] ---**
I believe it's this one! Switch on!
**[04:30] ---**
My Char's Zaku will be totally restored.
**[04:37] ---**
What's wrong with it?
**[04:39] ---**
Gero?
**[04:40] ---**
Is it broken?
**[04:44] ---**
If it's broken, this will be a major problem.
**[04:47] ---**
Only a specialist on Planet Keron can fix it.
**[04:52] ---**
Even Kululu doesn't know
how the Kero Ball works...
**[04:59] ---**
Upsy daisy.
***SIGN*** Scream
**[05:03] ---**
W-W-Who the heck are you?
**[05:05] ---**
Kero!
**[05:07] ---**
Who else but Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[05:10] ---**
Th-There's another one of me...
**[05:12] ---**
I want to build Gundam models!
**[05:16] ---**
Another one?
***SIGN*** Yo!
**[05:18] ---**
Yo!
**[05:21] ---**
A third one?
**[05:23] ---**
Ta-da!
**[05:24] ---**
Look at us!
**[05:25] ---**
Is this cool or what?
**[05:26] ---**
Well?
**[05:26] ---**
Bravo!
**[05:28] ---**
How many are there...?
**[05:32] ---**
Hello, hello!
**[05:33] ---**
I'm good!
**[05:34] ---**
Nice to meet you!
**[05:36] ---**
Fancy meeting you here!
**[05:37] ---**
If not now, when?
**[05:38] ---**
You're fired!
**[05:42] ---**
Nooooooooooooooooo!
**[05:51] ---**
What was that?
**[05:52] ---**
That sounded like the sergeant.
**[05:55] ---**
There's something out there.
**[05:56] ---**
Huh?
**[05:57] ---**
Turn on the lights there, will you?
**[05:59] ---**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Gross
**[06:05] ---**
Gross.
**[06:07] ---**
I was only trying to repair Char's Zaku...
**[06:11] ---**
With the Kero Ball you're forbidden to use?
**[06:13] ---**
Well actually, I didn't
give it much thought...
**[06:15] ---**
That Kero Ball is broken.
**[06:16] ---**
The copy function ran instead.
**[06:18] ---**
Resulting in this, ma'am.
**[06:20] ---**
Critical mistake.
**[06:21] ---**
In any case, get rid of all
the extras right away, okay?
**[06:24] ---**
Huh?
**[06:26] ---**
So who gets to stay?
**[06:27] ---**
Me, of course!
**[06:28] ---**
But...
**[06:28] ---**
No! Me!
**[06:29] ---**
Why? Logically,
I'm the one that should stay.
**[06:32] ---**
Why you?
**[06:32] ---**
I'm staying!
**[06:33] ---**
No way!
**[06:34] ---**
You go.
**[06:34] ---**
No, you go!
**[06:35] ---**
Who cares?
You're all the same, anyway.
**[06:37] ---**
What the heck do you mean by that?
**[06:39] ---**
Take a good look.
**[06:40] ---**
I have a star here the copies don't!
**[06:43] ---**
Listen, even with the Zaku,
***SIGN*** Char type
**[06:45] ---**
Char's custom type is different
from the mass production type.
***SIGN*** Mass Production type
**[06:47] ---**
Like the head antenna and such.
**[06:48] ---**
It's just for show.
**[06:50] ---**
The brass never understand that.
**[06:52] ---**
Shut your mouth! You starless wonders!
**[06:54] ---**
What do you mean, starless?
**[06:55] ---**
I said starless because you're starless.
**[06:58] ---**
Then give me one!
I want one, too! That's mine!
**[06:59] ---**
Sergeant...
**[07:01] ---**
See, I told you they're all the same.
**[07:05] ---**
The problem is the stop button is
broken, so I can't get rid of them.
**[07:10] ---**
So what's the big deal?
**[07:11] ---**
There's no problem.
***SIGN*** No problem
**[07:12] ---**
Thank goodness. You had me
worried there for a while...
**[07:15] ---**
This is no laughing matter!
**[07:17] ---**
Take it easy... Hey, wait just a minute.
**[07:20] ---**
If the stop button is broken,
**[07:23] ---**
then does that mean
it's still making more copies?
**[07:26] ---**
No way! Are you kidding?
**[07:28] ---**
Gero!
**[07:29] ---**
I... I suddenly remembered
some urgent business, ma'am...
**[07:33] ---**
So it must be true.
**[07:36] ---**
Wow! How wonderful!
**[07:38] ---**
There are so many Uncles around!
**[07:40] ---**
Or, like, shoddy products?
**[07:42] ---**
So it was true. There are more.
**[07:44] ---**
I hope this doesn't end up a disaster.
**[07:47] ---**
This is already a disaster!
**[07:49] ---**
I'm really in a big mess
right now, Lady Mois.
**[07:52] ---**
Uncle...
**[07:53] ---**
Oh...
**[07:55] ---**
It seems there's one
that's different from the rest.
**[08:00] ---**
An impostor?!
**[08:01] ---**
No! Look more closely!
I have a star, a star!
**[08:05] ---**
Star?
**[08:06] ---**
Right! All the rest
don't have any stars on them!
**[08:08] ---**
Oh...
**[08:09] ---**
So do you get it now?
**[08:11] ---**
Sure, fake Uncle.
**[08:14] ---**
Having a star isn't really a problem, right?
**[08:17] ---**
You're still Uncle to me,
even if you're a fake.
**[08:19] ---**
Or, like, little difference?
**[08:22] ---**
She doesn't get it at all...
**[08:24] ---**
But now that there are
so many Uncles around,
**[08:26] ---**
the conquest of Pekopon
will be over in no time!
***SIGN*** Thinking...
**[08:30] ---**
Well...
**[08:31] ---**
D-Don't you entertain any
foolish ideas! I'm warning you!
**[08:35] ---**
Lady Mois spoke the truth, ma'am!
**[08:37] ---**
This is the perfect opportunity!
**[08:40] ---**
My goal to conquer Pekopon
will be accomplished at last!
***SIGN*** Victory
**[08:43] ---**
Watch it!
**[08:44] ---**
Capture her!
**[08:47] ---**
I'm warning you!
**[08:48] ---**
Get off me!
**[08:49] ---**
What the heck are you doing,
you stupid frog?
**[08:53] ---**
I believe it's time you
stopped insulting me like that.
**[08:57] ---**
Pekopon is already ours.
**[08:59] ---**
No... already mine, I would say.
**[09:04] ---**
Since Miss Natsumi and
Master Fuyuki are my friends,
**[09:07] ---**
I promise that you will both be given
appropriate status after our conquest, sir.
**[09:12] ---**
All right, everyone, march forth!
***SIGN*** Attack
**[09:16] ---**
What? Now?
**[09:17] ---**
Let's do it later!
**[09:19] ---**
Don't we have to clean and do laundry?
**[09:21] ---**
That's right! We need
to fulfill our duties first.
**[09:23] ---**
O-Okay... so after we're
through with cleaning and laundry,
**[09:26] ---**
then we can start conquering?
**[09:28] ---**
Sounds good.
**[09:29] ---**
Ditto!
**[09:30] ---**
Then it's decided!
**[09:31] ---**
I see... he used the Kero Ball
to make copies of himself.
**[09:35] ---**
to create a vast army...
**[09:37] ---**
With plans to conquer
Pekopon in a single sweep.
**[09:40] ---**
Hey, guys, why don't you
help me clean the house?
**[09:44] ---**
We can watch all the TV we want
after we've conquered Pekopon, okay?
**[09:48] ---**
Hey! Are you listening to me?!
**[09:51] ---**
Stop reading comics
and get to work instead, you guys!
**[09:55] ---**
Hey, those are my model kits!
Don't build them yet!
**[09:57] ---**
I'm looking forward to
building them myself!
**[10:00] ---**
Are you guys actually serious
about conquering Pekopon?
**[10:03] ---**
Well? Are you?!
**[10:04] ---**
You've forgotten all
about our important mission
**[10:06] ---**
and are just wasting time
doing whatever you want.
**[10:09] ---**
I'm ashamed of you!
**[10:10] ---**
I agree.
**[10:12] ---**
That's exactly how I've
always felt about you.
**[10:15] ---**
It seems the Kero Ball faithfully
duplicated even his personality.
**[10:18] ---**
Well, it is the Kero Ball, after all.
**[10:21] ---**
So? Is your plan this time going well?
**[10:24] ---**
Well, listen to this.
**[10:26] ---**
They've forgotten all
about conquering Pekopon,
**[10:28] ---**
and all they do is read comics,
build Gundam models, and watch TV.
**[10:31] ---**
They're totally useless.
***SIGN*** That's you...
**[10:33] ---**
You should stop talking right there.
***SIGN*** Gulp
***SIGN*** Useless
**[10:36] ---**
If we have more useless guys,
it's just a nuisance.
***SIGN*** Nuisance
**[10:41] ---**
Hey, c'mon! We're hungry!
**[10:43] ---**
Is dinner ready?
**[10:44] ---**
Hurry up, will ya?
**[10:46] ---**
You've gone too far.
**[10:48] ---**
You won't get away with this!
**[10:52] ---**
Here's my advice.
**[10:55] ---**
Each of you should really
be able to cook for yourselves.
***SIGN*** Hurry
**[10:57] ---**
Hurry up!
**[10:59] ---**
What's the use?!
**[11:03] ---**
It's too crowded!
**[11:04] ---**
It's getting hot in here!
**[11:05] ---**
I can't breathe!
**[11:09] ---**
I'm getting the creeps.
***SIGN*** Gero gero gero gero gero...
**[11:11] ---**
Can a ghost really get the creeps?
**[11:14] ---**
And what outrageous things
will happen to the sergeant?
***SIGN*** The Hinata Household
**[11:25] ---**
At a glance, nothing seems different
**[11:27] ---**
at the peaceful Hinata household. But...
***SIGN*** Same location・Front door
***SIGN*** Same location・Staircase
***SIGN*** Same location・Toilet
***SIGN*** Basement・Secret Base
***SIGN*** Same location・Hallway
***SIGN*** Same location・Gundam model room
***SIGN*** Same location・Toilet
***SIGN*** Gero gero gero gero gero...
**[11:41] ---**
Even in the farthest corners of
the secret base in the basement,
**[11:43] ---**
practically all space has been
taken up by Sergeant Keroros.
**[11:50] ---**
Yes, it is broken.
**[11:53] ---**
And to boot, it's the top-secret black box.
**[11:58] ---**
Who knows what might happen?
**[12:02] ---**
Hm? The mode has changed.
**[12:07] ---**
This will be interesting!
**[12:13] ---**
Siege Keron! Siege Keron! Siege Keron!
**[12:22] ---**
Gero!
**[12:33] ---**
We have done the cleaning
and done the laundry!
**[12:35] ---**
But does this mean we are finished?
**[12:38] ---**
No! We're only beginning.
**[12:40] ---**
How many times have Pekoponians
squashed our demands for freedom?
**[12:47] ---**
Our secret weapon,
**[12:49] ---**
our beloved Kero Ball,
was taken from us and destroyed!
**[12:53] ---**
Why?
**[12:54] ---**
Because you're a slowpoke, dumbo.
**[12:57] ---**
I deem those words to
be treason, sir! Capture him!
**[13:01] ---**
What?!
**[13:05] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[13:06] ---**
Giroro-kun!
**[13:07] ---**
All he did was speak the truth...
**[13:10] ---**
This is so cruel!
**[13:11] ---**
You two are...
**[13:13] ---**
...guilty!
**[13:19] ---**
This is terrible, Sergeant!
**[13:21] ---**
How could you do this to your friends?
**[13:23] ---**
It couldn't be helped.
**[13:25] ---**
What good comes from disloyal soldiers?
**[13:28] ---**
Our military is getting
stronger and stronger.
**[13:31] ---**
If we gather our hatred we share
and smash the Pekoponians,
**[13:35] ---**
then true victory will be
within our grasp!
**[13:39] ---**
Men, transform your rage and arise!
**[13:42] ---**
Siege Keron!
**[13:44] ---**
Siege Keron! Siege Keron!
**[13:48] ---**
Stop this right now, Sarge!
**[13:50] ---**
Gero?
**[13:51] ---**
Stop doing this!
**[13:53] ---**
Why can't we all just be friends as always?
**[13:56] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[13:57] ---**
Sarge!
**[13:58] ---**
You have to value your friends!
**[14:01] ---**
Please understand that, Sarge!
***SIGN*** Flop
**[14:06] ---**
Hey, doesn't something look strange?
**[14:07] ---**
Huh?
**[14:11] ---**
Huh?
**[14:11] ---**
Kero?
**[14:14] ---**
W-What's going on, sir?
**[14:19] ---**
The copy function switched
into a hidden secondary mode.
**[14:22] ---**
At this rate, they'll all disappear...
**[14:27] ---**
...including the original.
**[14:29] ---**
No way!
**[14:30] ---**
That can't be!
**[14:31] ---**
So even the real sergeant will be wiped out?!
**[14:35] ---**
Keroro-kun will disappear?
**[14:41] ---**
Once again, I have cut a w—
**[14:44] ---**
No, you haven't.
**[14:45] ---**
What?!
**[14:46] ---**
The copy function seems
to be destroyed, though.
**[14:50] ---**
So he'll be okay?
**[14:51] ---**
Nope. According to my calculations,
**[14:54] ---**
using the law of
conservation of Keronian matter,
***SIGN*** The law of conservation of Keronian matter
***SIGN*** The total energy of the original
**[14:57] ---**
if the total energy
of the original is 100 Keron,
***SIGN*** 100 Keron
***SIGN*** 100 commanders
**[15:00] ---**
when you produce 100 commanders
***SIGN*** Energy per one commander 1 Keron
**[15:02] ---**
each has the energy of 1 Keron.
***SIGN*** Original's energy span
**[15:04] ---**
Plugging the original's energy span
into the formula, you get...
**[15:07] ---**
Could you speak in terms that
other people would understand?
**[15:10] ---**
In short, unless we destroy all the copies,
**[15:12] ---**
our commander will be gone in 72 minutes.
***SIGN*** You're kidding!
**[15:16] ---**
What?
**[15:17] ---**
Ah... now that you mention it,
**[15:20] ---**
I do feel like I'm growing weak...
**[15:22] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:23] ---**
No way...
**[15:25] ---**
Mister Sergeant,
**[15:26] ---**
it was the greatest honor
for me to have served you!
**[15:30] ---**
That stupid frog...
**[15:32] ---**
Thank you.
**[15:34] ---**
Oh, I know!
My father might know what to do!
**[15:39] ---**
Um, hello, Father?
**[15:42] ---**
It's Mois.
**[15:43] ---**
We have a problem like this and that.
**[15:45] ---**
And if we don't act quickly,
Uncle Keroro will disappear.
**[15:49] ---**
What? Yes. That's awful.
**[15:52] ---**
How dare someone
insult you like that, Father?
**[15:54] ---**
I'll never forgive him.
**[15:56] ---**
Don't tell me they're
talking about something else?
**[15:57] ---**
Are you serious?!
**[15:59] ---**
Oh no... I feel so sorry for you, Father.
**[16:04] ---**
Uh huh. Please stop crying, Father.
***SIGN*** Father
**[16:06] ---**
Father.
**[16:08] ---**
I have faith in you, Father!
**[16:10] ---**
Or, like, steadfast belief?
**[16:12] ---**
Okay. So getting back to Uncle...
**[16:16] ---**
Okay. I understand. Okay, see you.
**[16:19] ---**
Well, did he know what to do?
**[16:21] ---**
He said he had no idea!
**[16:24] ---**
Already 70 minutes have passed.
**[16:26] ---**
He only has 2 minutes and 50 seconds left.
**[16:30] ---**
Uncle!
**[16:31] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:32] ---**
Hang in there, Sarge!
**[16:35] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[16:37] ---**
I'm happy just to know
how compassionate you are.
**[16:41] ---**
Sarge...
**[16:42] ---**
I've only known you for a while,
**[16:44] ---**
but I feel so lucky to
have met someone like you, sir.
**[16:50] ---**
We played volleyball on the beach.
**[16:53] ---**
Your ghost stories were really scary!
**[16:55] ---**
We went under the sea...
We went up the snowy mountains...
**[16:58] ---**
We haven't done that yet!
**[17:01] ---**
But we should do that next time!
**[17:03] ---**
And let's visit many more places together.
**[17:05] ---**
Master Fuyuki... I have no regrets
about dying for this mission, sir.
**[17:13] ---**
What an idiot for trying to act so cool...
**[17:16] ---**
Not to mention,
his death serves no purpose.
**[17:18] ---**
1 minute, 52 seconds and counting.
**[17:26] ---**
Sarge! Don't you dare fade out!
**[17:29] ---**
Hey, you stupid frog!
**[17:31] ---**
Do you really think I'll...
let you get away with it?
**[17:41] ---**
I saw all these Sergeants outside.
**[17:44] ---**
Saburo-senpai...
**[17:46] ---**
Hey, what's everybody so serious about?
**[17:49] ---**
Did I stick my nose in at a bad time?
***SIGN*** Entryway
**[17:53] ---**
Saburo has a mysterious pen that can
make whatever he draws come true.
**[17:59] ---**
Of course...
**[18:01] ---**
Saburo-san!
**[18:03] ---**
What is it?
**[18:04] ---**
Could you draw a Kero Ball
using that pen of yours?
**[18:07] ---**
Huh? A Kero Ball?
**[18:09] ---**
Would that save him?
**[18:11] ---**
I'm not sure, but let's try it.
**[18:14] ---**
It can't possibly make an
exact replica of a Kero Ball,
**[18:17] ---**
but it's worth a try.
**[18:20] ---**
Oh, sure! Let's give it a try!
**[18:23] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[18:25] ---**
I hope this works, sir...
**[18:27] ---**
Yeah!
**[18:32] ---**
There!
**[18:39] ---**
You did it!
**[18:40] ---**
The rest is up to you, Fuyuki.
**[18:43] ---**
I'm sure it'll work if you truly wish for it.
**[18:46] ---**
Okay!
**[18:48] ---**
You have less than 30 seconds left.
**[18:52] ---**
Well, here goes nothing!
**[18:58] ---**
I want to help the sergeant...
**[19:01] ---**
Because he's my friend!
**[19:06] ---**
Please! Kero Ball!
**[19:16] ---**
Uncle, hang on! Or, like, extreme anguish?
**[19:26] ---**
H-How... How did it go?
**[19:30] ---**
Oh. Has it stopped?
**[19:33] ---**
S-Sarge!
**[19:52] ---**
Uncle is...
**[20:02] ---**
All the copies have disappeared.
**[20:04] ---**
So it worked?
**[20:07] ---**
Well, it looks like it.
**[20:12] ---**
Kero?
**[20:16] ---**
Sarge!
**[20:19] ---**
Keroro...
**[20:21] ---**
I am so glad.
**[20:23] ---**
Thanks to Fuyuki-kun,
you were saved, Sergeant.
**[20:26] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[20:31] ---**
Sarge!
**[20:32] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[20:34] ---**
I'm so glad, Sarge!
**[20:37] ---**
Thank you, Master Fuyuki!
**[20:41] ---**
I'll never do anything like this again, sir!
**[20:44] ---**
I know. We'll always be
good friends, right?
**[20:50] ---**
And for a long time after that,
**[20:51] ---**
Sergeant Keroro didn't touch
the Kero Ball.
***SIGN*** Several days later
**[20:54] ---**
Huh?
**[21:00] ---**
I still do want to
repair my Gundam models...
**[21:02] ---**
I'm sure it'll work this time.
**[21:04] ---**
Sarge.
**[21:08] ---**
You caused so much trouble
for your friends the other day...
**[21:19] ---**
Don't you dare.
**[21:23] ---**
Please... forgive... me...
**[21:26] ---**
And for a long time after that,
**[21:28] ---**
Sergeant Keroro didn't touch
the Kero Ball.
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
**[21:38] [SONG] ---**
Join in, everybody!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Mou iccho!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Again!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Mada mada!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
We’re not done yet!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
We came from a faraway planet.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
We came here to the blue Earth.
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Nani shi ni yatte kita?
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
What the heck are we even doing here?
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Today over here, we kero-kero.
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kero!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Asu acchi de giro-giro
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Giro.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Giro.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Asatte wa docchi nan da?
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Where will we be the day after that?
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
Natsuyasumi no shukudai
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
and summer homework.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Overcome it all by dancing
a Bon Dance.
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Bikinis are the best swimsuits
for a Bon Dance.
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
A-kero!
**[23:09] ---**
We have great news for all the
good children out there!
**[23:12] ---**
I, Space Detective 556 (Kogoro), will take
over the title role, starting next episode!
**[23:17] ---**
Hope you'll cheer me on
in my attempt to find a job.
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind such things...
**[23:20] ---**
Don't miss the fateful battle between the
space detective and the evil invaders.
**[23:24] ---**
"Keroro: The Noble but Poor
Space Detectives, Sir!"
**[23:28] ---**
"556: How to Become an Action Star, Sir!"
**[23:31] ---**
Are you serious?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!