E155 - Keroro Platoon in Top Form, Sir! / Keroro Platoon: Major Resonance, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
I can't use my pencil lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
"Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN Schlorp
[01:30] ---
2007 A.D.
SIGN 2007 A.D.
[01:33] ---
Earth is suddenly exposed to the menace
of mysterious extraterrestrial lifeforms.
[01:58] [SONG] ---
Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[02:01] [SONG] ---
Keron, iron, cyclone!
[02:04] ---
What is this song?
[02:04] [SONG] ---
Who needs a purpose? Toss it away!
[02:08] [SONG] ---
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[02:11] [SONG] ---
Keron, Babylon, theory of evolution.
[02:13] ---
Hey...
[02:14] [SONG] ---
Who needs holding back? Toss it away!
[02:20] ---
Noooo!
[02:28] [SONG] ---
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[02:32] [SONG] ---
Keron, pheromone, all right, come on.
[02:35] [SONG] ---
Who needs work? Throw it away!
SIGN Bloop
[02:42] ---
Keroro Platoon in Top Form, Sir!
[02:48] ---
You're gonna be late, Sis!
[02:50] ---
Wait!
[02:53] ---
It's unusual for you to get up late.
[02:55] ---
I had a weird dream.
[02:58] ---
A weird dream?
[02:59] ---
It was totally repulsive!
[03:02] ---
The stupid frogs were singing and dancing...
[03:05] [SONG] ---
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[03:09] [SONG] ---
Keron, iron, cyclone.
[03:13] ---
I'm singing it again!
[03:17] ---
See you later!
[03:18] ---
What is this song?! I hate it!
[03:21] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[03:24] [SONG] ---
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[03:24] ---
The experiment is a complete success.
[03:26] [SONG] ---
Keron, iron, cyclone.
[03:27] ---
We made Lady Natsumi listen to this
Keroro Platoon song while she was sleeping!
[03:29] [SONG] ---
Who needs a purpose? Toss it away!
[03:31] ---
It seems she already can't
get it out of her head!
[03:33] [SONG] ---
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[03:36] ---
We made this after I did plenty of research
on Pekoponian music scales and rhythm.
[03:36] [SONG] ---
Keron, Babylon, theory of evolution.
[03:39] [SONG] ---
Who needs a purpose? Toss it away!
[03:40] ---
Or, like, hypno learning?
[03:43] ---
That's not all!
[03:44] ---
Say what you will, the Keroro Platoon
came together to create this song!
[03:48] [SONG] ---
Throw it away!
SIGN Soul Shout
[03:50] ---
Our souls are embedded within it!
SIGN Keroro Platoon Song Project
[03:52] ---
The Keroro Platoon Song Project!
SIGN Keroro Platoon Song Project
Lyrics, Music: Me
Singers: Keroro Platoon
[03:55] ---
What does that have to do with the invasion?!
[03:59] ---
It'll be a million-seller.
[04:01] ---
Million-seller?
SIGN Shameless plug: On sale April 7th! Keroro Platoon Song CD, Cassette Tape
SIGN Advertising Poster
[04:03] ---
The plan is to make the song a hit,
[04:05] ---
and when the world recognizes the
greatness of the Keroro Platoon,
SIGN Related merchandise, naturally
[04:06] [SONG] ---
The "ke" in Keroro is a "kekkero ke."
SIGN Excess Stock
[04:09] ---
that will be the first step in the invasion.
[04:10] [SONG] ---
The invasion should be totally easy.
[04:12] ---
You mean invading by music?
[04:13] [SONG] ---
But I carelessly took a nap,
[04:15] ---
I would be happy to assist with
that kind of peaceful invasion.
[04:17] [SONG] ---
And did a double-take at my own face.
[04:19] ---
Mr. Sergeant, didn't you say the
same kind of thing last year?
[04:20] [SONG] ---
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[04:22] ---
This time is different!
[04:24] ---
I have a foolproof plan!
[04:24] [SONG] ---
Keron, iron, cyclone.
SIGN Keroro Platoon Song Project
Lyrics, Music: Me
Singers: Keroro Platoon
[04:27] ---
Or, like, novel mindset?
[04:27] [SONG] ---
Who needs a purpose? Toss it away!
SIGN Pekopon Invasion
[04:29] ---
For the sake of invading Pekopon,
we'll target this half first.
[04:33] ---
For the sake of invading this half,
we'll target this country.
[04:33] [SONG] ---
The "gi" in Giroro is a "girogirogirorin."
[04:36] ---
For the sake of invading this country,
we'll target this area.
[04:37] [SONG] ---
Glaring at the invasion,
giving it a dirty look.
[04:39] ---
For the sake of invading this area,
we'll target Inner-Tokyo.
SIGN Inner-Tokyo
[04:41] [SONG] ---
But sometimes I lose control of myself.
[04:43] ---
So we'll invade steadily,
starting with a small area.
[04:44] [SONG] ---
Knock on wood.
Turn it into sawdust! Take that!
[04:47] ---
Still, that first small step
towards invasion...
[04:48] [SONG] ---
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[04:50] ---
...is Kissho Academy, where Lady Natsumi
and Master Fuyuki go to school!
[04:51] [SONG] ---
Keron, Babylon, theory of evolution.
[04:54] ---
Specifically, the broadcast room!
SIGN Broadcast Room
[04:56] ---
That's a very small step.
[04:59] ---
What?!
[05:01] ---
We'll hijack the broadcast
room during lunchtime,
[05:04] ---
broadcast our Keroro Platoon
song all over the school,
[05:07] ---
and capture the hearts of
all the youngsters there!
[05:11] ---
I'm hungry...
[05:13] ---
One piece of toast really isn't enough
to carry me through to lunchtime.
SIGN Growl
[05:20] ---
Natsumi-chan...
[05:21] ---
S-Saburo-senpai!
[05:23] ---
Oh, no! Did he hear my stomach growl?
[05:26] ---
I'm gonna be the DJ
[05:28] ---
for today's lunchtime broadcast.
[05:32] ---
Make sure you listen in. See you.
[05:36] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[05:37] ---
Those guys...
[05:40] ---
All hands ready?
[05:41] ---
We are now going to make an
assault on the broadcast room.
[05:45] ---
What are you guys doing?
[05:47] ---
How many times do I have to tell you?!
[05:49] ---
We're starting our invasion
on the local level!
[05:52] ---
Once we play our Keroro Platoon song,
[05:52] ---
Mr. Sergeant...
[05:53] ---
these kids will never get it
out of their heads!
[05:56] ---
Huh...
[05:58] ---
Is it this song?
[05:59] [SONG] ---
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[06:03] [SONG] ---
Keron, iron, cyclone.
[06:03] ---
Boy, what a masterpiece! Gero?
[06:06] ---
You guys were behind my dream
this morning, weren't you?
[06:09] ---
Excuse me?
Whatever are you talking about?
[06:11] ---
Don't play dumb!
[06:12] ---
Shoot!
[06:14] ---
We'll bulldoze our way through!
[06:17] ---
Get back here!
[06:18] ---
Hey, do you know this one?
[06:20] ---
Let's see...
[06:23] ---
Wait, stupid frog!
[06:25] ---
You're stubborn!
[06:27] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu! Use 623's
signed telephone card! Gero?!
[06:31] ---
W-When did he...?
SIGN Don't do this at your school.
[06:37] ---
I can sell this for a lot of money.
[06:40] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu is out.
[06:42] ---
Everyone split up and head
for the broadcast room!
[06:42] ---
Stop!
[06:45] ---
Roger!
[06:46] ---
Roger!
SIGN Science Room
[06:48] ---
What's wrong, Nishizawa-san?
[06:50] ---
U-Um, Fuyuki-kun...
[06:53] ---
I made lunch today.
[06:57] ---
So I thought maybe we could share it...
[07:00] ---
This is the special occult lunch
that milady Momoka
SIGN Special Occult Lunch
[07:04] ---
woke up at three in the morning to make.
[07:08] ---
Something smells delicious!
[07:09] ---
Sweet chestnut pyramids, potato Moai statues,
SIGN Pyramids
(sweet chestnuts)
SIGN Moai Statues
(potatoes)
[07:13] ---
Mothmen made out of Vienna sausages.
SIGN Mothmen
(Vienna sausages)
SIGN Skyfish
(snow fungus)
SIGN Grays
(boiled eggs)
[07:16] ---
This is incredible, Nishizawa-san!
[07:18] ---
Thanks!
[07:19] ---
All right! The beginning of a new semester,
and I've scored lots of points already!
[07:23] ---
Let me eat, too!
[07:27] ---
Tama-pest...
[07:29] ---
What the heck do you think you're doing?!
[07:34] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama... is out.
[07:41] ---
Th-That...
SIGN No running in the hall!!
[07:44] ---
Move it! Move it!
[07:46] ---
Move it! Move it!
SIGN No running in the hall!!
[07:48] ---
Commander-dono, you are not supposed to...
[07:52] ---
...run in the hall.
[07:55] ---
Lance Corporal Dororo is out.
[07:58] ---
What's this? Is Saburo-senpai
enjoying an early lunch?
[08:01] ---
Maybe I should have invited Natsumi-chan.
[08:04] ---
After all, her stomach was growling...
[08:08] ---
Still, it was a surprisingly cute sound.
[08:10] ---
You dare make sport of
Natsumi's embarrassing sound?
[08:13] ---
Unforgivable!
[08:17] ---
What's that?
[08:18] ---
Since you want to get violent... There!
[08:23] ---
How do you like this?!
[08:25] ---
What the...?!
[08:30] ---
Corporal Giroro is out.
[08:32] ---
Halt!
[08:34] ---
It looks like I'm the only one left!
[08:37] ---
There!
SIGN Broadcast Room
SIGN Dash Dash Dash Dash Dash Dash
[08:39] ---
Found it!
SIGN Broadcast Room
[08:46] ---
Gero...
SIGN Storage Room Authorized Personnel Only
[08:49] ---
This is really a storage room.
[08:51] ---
Fuyuki!
[08:53] ---
Why, you... You tricked me!
[08:53] ---
It's a good thing the stupid frog
is such a simpleton.
[08:56] ---
True...
[08:57] ---
However...
[08:58] ---
...I'm not going to give up so easily! Click!
[09:09] ---
Are you okay, Uncle?
[09:11] ---
Thank you, Lady Mois.
[09:13] ---
I'll use this Keropod Shuffle
[09:14] ---
to fill the ears of everyone in this school
with the Keroro Platoon song.
SIGN Keropod Shuffle
[09:19] ---
Incidentally, this is the backside.
SIGN Backside Illustration
[09:33] ---
It's complete! The Keropod Robot!
SIGN Keropod Robot
[09:36] ---
Huh...
[09:38] ---
Hey! What are you planning to do?!
[09:41] ---
Wait and see... or rather, wait and hear!
[09:48] ---
Um, which one is it again?
[09:51] ---
There!
[09:52] ---
It's a 120-minute tape, so they'll
hear plenty of the platoon song!
SIGN Keroro Platoon Song
SIGN Keroro Platoon Song
Afro Sergeant
[10:00] [SONG] ---
Afro sergeant! Afro sergeant!
[10:04] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[10:06] ---
Huh?
SIGN Keroro Platoon Song
Invasion Ondo
[10:08] [SONG] ---
Kero kero! Kero! Kero keroro.
[10:10] ---
H-Huh?
SIGN Keroro Platoon Song
Kerotto March
[10:12] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero! Forward ho!
SIGN Keroro Platoon Song
Afro War
[10:16] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
SIGN Keroro Platoon Song
Dosukoi Sergeant
SIGN Keroro Platoon Song
Giroro's Longest Day
[10:25] [SONG] ---
I am Giroro, a daredevil soldier.
[10:26] ---
It looks like he put in
the wrong cassette tape.
[10:28] ---
Stupid frog...
[10:30] ---
Gero!
SIGN Keroro Platoon Song
Innocent Namul
[10:32] ---
In short, the Keroro Platoon's
formidable plan ended in failure.
[10:34] [SONG] ---
Let's clean the toilet as often as you can.
SIGN Keroro Platoon Song
Wildly-Welcomed Drawing Song
[10:36] ---
It can't be helped.
[10:37] ---
I'll have to wipe everyone's memory of this.
SIGN Keroro Platoon Song
556 Burning Love Theme
[10:38] [SONG] ---
Shout! Roar!
[10:43] ---
However...
[10:45] [SONG] ---
Keron, kero-kero-kero-kero, Keron
[10:49] [SONG] ---
Keron, iron, cyclone
[10:49] ---
...the "Keroro Platoon" song still playing
in Natsumi-chan's head wasn't erased.
[10:52] [SONG] ---
Who needs a purpose?
[10:54] ---
Noooo!
[10:56] ---
Gero gerori!
[11:05] ---
Well, the platoon song strategy failed,
SIGN Keroro Platoon Regular Strategy Meeting
[11:09] ---
so the Keroro Platoon is in a conference
to discuss their next plan.
SIGN 155th Regular Strategy Meeting
[11:12] ---
However...
[11:14] ---
Ah... it looks like they've suddenly
come to a standstill.
SIGN Potato Chips
[11:18] ---
Still...
SIGN Invade with a notebook where you write down a person's name and something bad happens to them. <<< Ripoff? Can we do it with a memo pad? (Check with Yama-chan) Based on more everyday-type stuff! Invade with dizziness caused by a prolonged hot bath Invade with a number of stairs so that the person makes a mistake and twists their ankle <<< Too long!
[11:20] ---
...all of the plans that seem like
they'd work would be kind of expensive.
[11:25] ---
And we used up this month's invasion
budget on the Keropod Shuffle.
[11:30] ---
Sheesh!
SIGN Space Hobby Cat Weather
[11:32] ---
Doesn't anyone have a good idea?!
SIGN Keron Newsletter
[11:35] ---
Keron Newsletter?
[11:37] ---
Let's see, what's this
month's feature article?
SIGN Keron Newsletter
[11:41] ---
If HQ has enough free time
to make something like that,
[11:44] ---
they should give us a
bigger invasion budget.
[11:47] ---
Giroro, do you remember the
name of that water planet
[11:50] ---
in the Toad Nebula?
[11:52] ---
You mean Maron Star?
SIGN Skritch Skritch Skritch
[11:56] ---
What is it?! Have you
thought of a good plan?!
SIGN Maron Star
[12:00] ---
Um... "Maron Star"...
SIGN Crossword puzzle
[12:03] ---
A crossword puzzle!
[12:06] ---
That fills five down.
[12:08] ---
Let's try nine across next!
[12:11] ---
This is no time for crosswords!
SIGN Sponsored by Keron Headquarters Resonance Contest The winning platoon will receive... ...a bigger invasion budget!
[12:18] ---
An HQ-sponsored...
[12:19] ---
...resonance contest?
[12:21] ---
And the winners get a bigger invasion budget?
[12:24] ---
Gero gerori.
[12:29] ---
Keroro Platoon: Major Resonance, Sir!
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN Resonance X 5
[12:41] ---
Resonance times five!
[12:43] ---
All right! Stop! Stop!
[12:45] ---
What's wrong, Keroro?
[12:47] ---
"What's wrong"?!
[12:48] ---
This is no different than
our usual resonance!
SIGN Aim to win the resonance contest
[12:51] ---
We wanna win this contest!
SIGN Number one resonance in the universe!
[12:55] ---
And more than anything, get an
increase in our invasion budget!
SIGN Get!!
[12:58] ---
But we won't even come close to victory
with this run-of-the-mill resonance!
[13:01] ---
Then how about we try singing it flat?
[13:06] ---
That's a new perspective!
[13:07] ---
Let's give it a shot!
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN Resonance x 5 (flat version)
[13:14] ---
Resonance times five. (Flat version.)
SIGN Gloom
[13:23] ---
That kind of drains all
the energy from the room.
[13:26] ---
What is this oppressive atmosphere?
SIGN Kukukukukuku...
[13:31] ---
Commander-dono! How about
if we make it more up-tempo?
[13:35] ---
That's a good idea!
[13:37] ---
Once in a while, you say just
the right thing, Dororo!
SIGN Blush...
[13:39] ---
R-Really?
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN Resonance x 5 (double-speed)
[13:45] ---
Resonance times five. (Twice as fast.)
SIGN Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN Dorodorodorodoro...
[13:51] ---
Dorodoro...
SIGN Girogirogirogiro...
[13:53] ---
Girogiro...
[13:55] ---
I need to recuperate.
[13:57] ---
I'm gonna die...
[13:59] ---
This is death by oxygen shortage...
[14:03] ---
Scattered cherry blossoms...
SIGN Sigh...
[14:07] ---
I'm trying to write a poem to
send to 623-san's radio show,
[14:10] ---
but I can't think of what to write.
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
[14:17] ---
Noisy frogs!
[14:20] ---
Hey! Be quiet already!
[14:24] ---
"Please pardon the noise
during our resonance."
[14:28] ---
I'll give you "resonance"! Open this door!
[14:32] ---
Sis!
[14:33] ---
Fuyuki?
[14:34] ---
Is something wrong?
[14:36] ---
Come quick! I need your help!
SIGN Sis, I need your help!
[14:40] ---
Considering the fact that
you made it, good job.
[14:43] ---
You usually burn it to a crisp.
[14:45] ---
Try tasting it, too.
[14:46] ---
Let's see.
[14:51] ---
What is this?! It's delicious!
[14:53] ---
I know, right? Even though I used the same
ingredients and same cooking style as always.
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
[14:57] ---
How could it suddenly change?
[15:02] ---
On a spring day when the
cherry blossoms scatter,
[15:04] ---
I think of a girl's smooth skin, my own.
[15:08] ---
If I bare both shoulders, they're so smooth,
[15:10] ---
and dyed pink by the flurry
of falling blossoms.
SIGN On a spring day when the cherry blossoms scatter, I think of a girl's smooth skin, my own. If I bare both shoulders, they're so smooth and dyed pink by the flurry of falling blossoms.
[15:13] ---
S-Sis?
[15:14] ---
What's going on? My poem's suddenly
coming to me, line after line!
[15:18] ---
Could it be the influence
of the platoon's resonance?
[15:22] ---
Influence of their resonance?
[15:24] ---
It's like pyramid power.
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
[15:27] ---
Various resonances have an effect
on a magnetic field or something,
[15:30] ---
and maybe that produces
a mysterious force.
SIGN Meh Average Legendary
SIGN Resonance level measuring robot, Decibel-kun
[15:39] ---
How was that resonance?
SIGN Meh Average Legendary
[15:45] ---
Deci...
[15:48] ---
We're still a far cry from
a legendary resonance.
[15:52] ---
Gero?
[15:53] ---
What's a Gundam model doing here?
[15:55] ---
And in a suspicious pose...
[15:59] ---
Um...
[16:01] ---
There.
[16:02] ---
Now, let's get back on track
[16:04] ---
and try resonance while dancing.
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
[16:13] ---
Gero?!
[16:14] ---
What is it, Keroro?
[16:16] ---
I think its right arm just raised
in reaction to our resonance...
[16:20] ---
Oh, come on! That's just your imagination!
[16:22] ---
Our resonance doesn't
have that kind of power!
[16:26] ---
But just maybe...
SIGN Resonance x 4 Chorus
SIGN Herbert Von Keroyan
[16:30] ---
Is everyone ready?
[16:41] ---
Un, deux, trois, okay!
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN Resonance x 4 (chorus version)
[16:47] ---
Resonance times four. (Chorus version.)
SIGN Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu... Dorodorodorodoro...
[16:56] ---
What the...?
[17:00] ---
Just as I suspected!
SIGN Gerori
[17:02] ---
That's right! This Gundam responded
to our resonance and rose up!
[17:08] ---
O-Our resonance...
[17:08] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[17:10] ---
...has that power?!
[17:12] ---
Come to think of it,
there is an old Keronian proverb.
SIGN Ancient Keronian Proverb: He who conquers resonance may conquer a planet.
[17:16] ---
"He who conquers resonance
[17:18] ---
may conquer a planet"!
[17:20] ---
That's it!
[17:22] ---
True breakthroughs are
hidden within the basics!
[17:25] ---
Deci! Deci!
SIGN Ah!
[17:33] ---
Mr. Sergeant, your beloved Captain Geroro
collector's edition video is ruined!
[17:38] ---
What?!
[17:41] ---
It looks like our resonance
draws out negative power, too.
[17:44] ---
Certainly, at this rate,
we can't expect decent results.
[17:48] ---
But if we improve our precision, just wait!
[17:50] ---
Just wait!
[17:52] ---
And so,
[17:53] ---
we're going to use our resonance power to
run the instant dumplings production line.
[17:57] ---
Why does it always come back to this?!
[18:00] ---
Even if we don't win the resonance contest,
[18:03] ---
if we can mass-produce instant dumplings,
[18:06] ---
that'll increase our budget, right?
[18:08] ---
In a battle, you always need to be thinking
two or three moves ahead, Giroro.
[18:12] ---
Um, aren't you losing sight
of the original purpose?
[18:15] ---
Lady Mois! Are you ready?
[18:18] ---
Yes! Good luck, Uncle!
[18:21] ---
Or, like, power supply?
[18:23] ---
I'm counting on you too, Decibel-kun.
[18:25] ---
Decina-baby!
[18:27] ---
All right, then! Huh? Are you gonna say it?
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN Meh Average Legendary
[18:40] ---
Uncle! The stubborn mold vanished,
making the tub area gleam!
[18:44] ---
Or, like, cleanser foregone?
[18:47] ---
Then I won't have to clean
the tub for a while!
[18:51] ---
But not one instant dumpling
has been produced!
[18:54] ---
Okay, again! One more time!
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN Termites
[18:59] ---
White ants!
[19:00] ---
Termites!
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
[19:04] ---
Uncle! Now termites are being exterminated!
[19:07] ---
What the heck?! Termites?!
[19:09] ---
I want dumplings!
[19:12] ---
Let's try again!
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
[19:14] ---
But at the time, the platoon
didn't notice something.
[19:17] ---
Little by little, their resonance
began to have an effect on the Earth.
SIGN Meh Average Legendary
[19:28] ---
Now make a ton of instant dumplings!
SIGN Nagoya Specialty: Sweet Rice Jelly
[19:39] ---
Nagoya specialty, sweet rice jelly.
[19:42] ---
Why?
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu...
[19:44] ---
Gero?
[19:45] ---
Kululu, I need you to be in
harmony with the rest of us...
[19:48] ---
Gero?!
[19:50] ---
Tch. Caught me, did you?
[19:54] ---
All right, one last time!
[19:55] ---
The Keroro Platoon's major resonance!
One last shot! Are you gonna say it?
[20:00] ---
Are you gonna say it?
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN Resonance x 5
[20:03] ---
Major resonance times five.
SIGN Meh Average Legendary
SIGN Gerogerogerogero...
[20:23] ---
One more step! Our hearts will be as one!
SIGN Girogirogirogiro...
[20:27] ---
Fighting spirit...
SIGN Dorodorodorodoro...
[20:29] ---
Our hearts as one...
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu...
[20:31] ---
It cooked really well!
SIGN Tamatamatamatama...
[20:33] ---
Pheromone-san, come on!
[20:41] ---
Gero!
[20:48] ---
Yes! Success!
[20:51] ---
Or, like, wishes granted?
[20:53] ---
Whew! Now we can participate in that
resonance contest without worry!
[20:59] ---
W-What is this?!
[21:01] ---
What's wrong?
[21:02] ---
Commander! This is...
SIGN Keron Newsletter
[21:05] ---
The resonance contest entry form.
[21:08] ---
Read it carefully!
[21:10] ---
Let's see...
SIGN Keron HQ is sponsoring a resonance contest Platoon name Members (up to 6) Current invasion location Reason for entering the contest
[21:12] ---
"Currently only open to those
who have successfully invaded...
SIGN Currently only open to those who have successfully invaded a planet. Contact Keron HQ for any questions about the resonance contest.
[21:16] ---
...a planet."
[21:19] ---
Then we...
SIGN No invasion experience
[21:21] ---
...can't do it.
[21:23] ---
And so, the Keroro Platoon's ambition
collapsed like a house of cards.
[21:28] ---
But thanks to that resonance,
Earth became just a little bit more beautiful.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
The opposite of tasty is
"I don't wanna eat it."
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:50] [SONG] ---
There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:54] [SONG] ---
"I really, really, really hate you"
means I like you a little bit.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[22:01] [SONG] ---
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:21] [SONG] ---
When a champion goes down,
they're just another guy.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:28] [SONG] ---
But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:32] [SONG] ---
You can face any, any, any
which way and get back up again.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
Docchi o docchi o docchi
o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:51] [SONG] ---
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:51] [SONG] ---
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:55] [SONG] ---
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:59] [SONG] ---
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:59] [SONG] ---
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Flip it over, and flip it over,
and flip it over, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:03] [SONG] ---
Wa-ha-ha!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
wa-ha-ha
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
The Keroro Robot is finally here!
[23:10] ---
The steps it goes through before
moving out are important.
[23:13] ---
You can't pilot it if you
don't have time for feelings.
[23:15] ---
Well, it's a man thing!
[23:17] ---
That aside, robot aside, launching sequence!
[23:21] ---
"Keroro: Fuse, Keroro Robot, Sir!"
SIGN Crack
[23:25] ---
"Keroro: Invasion!
Cherry Blossom Forefront, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
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