E354 - Keroro: Visitor From the Future, Sir! / 623: Video Killed the Radio Star, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
[01:31] ---
    Have you all ever thought about
    the distant future?
[01:36] ---
    Stupid frog!
[01:38] ---
    You skipped out on toilet cleaning again!
[01:40] ---
    I... I was busy with a deadline
    for my invasion report—
[01:45] ---
    You're cleaning the whole house for a week!
[01:48] ---
    Got that?!
[01:49] ---
    Gero!
[01:52] ---
    Lady Natsumi picked on me again!
[01:57] ---
    Now's the time to go wild,
     snapping together a plastic model!
[02:02] ---
    Gero!
[02:07] ---
    Gero!
[02:13] ---
    Hello there, Keroro!
[02:19] ---
    Keroro: Visitor from the Future, Sir!
[02:24] ---
    You came from the future?
[02:26] ---
    Yeah.
[02:27] ---
    I am a Keronian-type robot
    from the far future.
[02:32] ---
    My codename is RD-00.
SIGN    RD-00 (Double-O)
[02:36] ---
    Call me Double-O!
[02:40] ---
    I'm surprised.
[02:41] ---
    This wormhole really is linked to the future.
[02:45] ---
    Hey! What is your objective here?
[02:48] ---
    Uh, well...
[02:49] ---
    What if Pekoponian rebels chafed under
    the Keron Army control of the planet,
[02:54] ---
    and sent you back to the past
    to erase me, the hero?
[02:58] ---
    This is pretty cliché, but "I'll be back!"
[03:01] ---
    A-Actually, in the future I'm from,
[03:04] ---
    Pekopon still hasn't been invaded.
[03:08] ---
    After you retired without
    a successful invasion,
[03:11] ---
    generations of your descendants
    ended up with the job.
[03:16] ---
    I... I...
[03:19] ---
    I never have a successful invasion,
    to the very end?
[03:23] ---
    I knew it would not work.
[03:25] ---
    I thought I was being a bit harsh, but...
[03:31] ---
    But Keroro's future descendants
    didn't give up, and had a thought.
[03:35] ---
    Might there be some way to have
    a successful invasion of Pekopon?
[03:40] ---
    Right then, a wormhole connecting the past
    and the future appeared miraculously.
[03:45] ---
    I see.
[03:47] ---
    Changing history by returning to the past, huh?
[03:50] ---
    Yeah!
[03:51] ---
    If I can be of aid to you, Keroro,
     I can change the future!
[03:56] ---
    I've come in order to help you, Keroro!
[03:59] ---
    In order to help me?
[04:02] ---
    You'll be just fine, now that I'm here!
[04:05] ---
    I see.
[04:07] ---
    That's it!
[04:08] ---
    With the strength of this high-power robot
    from the distant future on my side,
[04:13] ---
    an invasion isn't a dream!
[04:15] ---
    I'll be counting on you, Double-O!
[04:17] ---
    Or, like, helping others?
[04:21] ---
    A stupid-frog robot?!
[04:23] ---
    Amazing!
[04:24] ---
    He's from the land of the future!
[04:26] ---
    Double-O, Natsumi's pestering me
    to do the housework!
[04:30] ---
    Do something about it!
[04:32] ---
    Oh, all right.
[04:34] ---
    Gero gero!
[04:36] ---
    Now he'll bring out a
    surprising future gadget!
SIGN    Liquid Detergent
[04:39] ---
    Liquid detergent!
[04:41] ---
    Huh?
[04:43] ---
    See this? Putting this in the washing machine
[04:45] ---
    will get the stains out better than powder!
SIGN    Liquid Detergent
    Super Bio
[04:48] ---
    I always use liquid detergent, though.
[04:51] ---
    Huh? You do?!
[04:54] ---
    You did come from the future, right?
[04:58] ---
    Bad news, Uncle!
[05:00] ---
    You got a zero on your last invasion report!
[05:03] ---
    Why zero?!
[05:04] ---
    I know!
[05:05] ---
    Now's the time!
[05:07] ---
    Double-O!
[05:09] ---
    Do something about it!
[05:11] ---
    Good grief.
[05:12] ---
    Oh, all right.
SIGN    Mechanical Pencil
[05:14] ---
    Mechanical pencil!
[05:16] ---
    Huh?
[05:17] ---
    If you use this,
SIGN    Click Click
[05:19] ---
    you won't ever need to sharpen your pencil!
[05:22] ---
    Did you really come from the future?
[05:26] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[05:27] ---
    Is it true that you used up the
    entire month's invasion budget?!
[05:31] ---
    Uh, no, you see...
[05:33] ---
    Lately there've been a rash
    of reprints of old kits.
SIGN    Old Kits (Reprints)
[05:36] ---
    If I don't grab them, the premiums—
[05:38] ---
    Why, you!
[05:39] ---
    Gero!
[05:40] ---
    Th-That's it!
[05:42] ---
    Now's the time!
[05:43] ---
    Double-O!
[05:44] ---
    Do something about it!
[05:47] ---
    Oh, all right.
[05:49] ---
    Wait for a bit.
[05:53] ---
    Where'd he go?
[05:58] ---
    Jeez! For a guy who's from the future,
[06:01] ---
    he's not impressive at all!
[06:02] ---
    What are you saying?
[06:04] ---
    Doesn't he work much harder than you do?
[06:06] ---
    He wrote the whole report for you, too!
[06:10] ---
    That's not what I meant!
[06:11] ---
    More like granting wishes to children,
[06:13] ---
    or bringing out surprising secret gadgets!
[06:16] ---
    True, maybe it's because we're
    used to you guys, Sarge,
[06:19] ---
    but Double-O really doesn't
    seem very futuristic.
[06:22] ---
    I know, right?!
[06:23] ---
    More importantly, where did he go?
[06:26] ---
    Now that you mention it, he hasn't come back.
SIGN    Working a Job
SIGN    Construction Site
[06:45] ---
    F-Foreman...
[06:46] ---
    New guy, you've been working
    since lunchtime, right?
[06:50] ---
    Rest for a bit.
[06:51] ---
    Right...
[06:52] ---
    Thank you very much.
[06:54] ---
    I don't know what your circumstances are,
[06:57] ---
    but is it money?
[06:59] ---
    Yes, pretty much...
[07:02] ---
    But it'll be fine.
[07:04] ---
    Thanks for the drink.
SIGN    Double O - Wages
[07:10] ---
    I earned a lot for the invasion budget!
[07:12] ---
    Keroro will be thrilled!
[07:14] ---
    I swear!
[07:16] ---
    I never thought there was
    such a useless robot!
[07:20] ---
    I wish he'd hurry back to the future!
[07:36] ---
    Gaaara gara gara gara!
SIGN    Robo Viper
[07:39] ---
    I am the great Robo Viper!
[07:41] ---
    Tell the Keronian!
[07:43] ---
    There'll be a rumble in the
    usual vacant lot tonight!
[07:47] ---
    What the heck was that sound?
[07:49] ---
    Double-O?
[07:51] ---
    It's true that RD-00 is a
    serial number from the future,
[07:56] ---
    but the parts used for his body are all old.
[07:59] ---
    That means he's just a junk robot!
[08:03] ---
    Sarge!
[08:04] ---
    Yeah?
[08:04] ---
    He gave this to me.
SIGN    To Keroro
[08:07] ---
    "To Keroro"?
[08:10] ---
    Gero...
[08:11] ---
    Money...
[08:12] ---
    That amount's no big deal.
[08:14] ---
    Take a look at that envelope.
SIGN    To Keroro
SIGN    Put this to use, okay?
[08:17] ---
    It's beaten up and stained with mud.
[08:19] ---
    In order to earn the invasion budget,
[08:21] ---
    did he go get a job
    at a construction site?
[08:24] ---
    What a sad story.
[08:26] ---
    Gero.
[08:28] ---
    Huh?
[08:29] ---
    There's another something inside.
[08:32] ---
    Th-This is...!
[08:34] ---
    Where's the Keronian?!
[08:37] ---
    Keroro's not coming.
[08:38] ---
    Say what?!
[08:40] ---
    You're fighting me!
[08:42] ---
    This is...
[08:43] ---
    The stupid frog's descendants?!
[08:44] ---
    Clay pipes?
[08:46] ---
    Looks like a tough life.
[08:48] ---
    Wh-What does this mean?
[08:50] ---
    Now I get it.
[08:52] ---
    He did say the commander's descendants
    kept inheriting the duty of invading Pekopon.
[08:57] ---
    It's no surprise that there'd
    be a dramatic decrease
[09:00] ---
    in the invasion budget and
    supplies from headquarters.
[09:02] ---
    Then, that liquid detergent
    and mechanical pencil?
[09:06] ---
    I'm sure they were prepared
    from their meager funds.
[09:09] ---
    Without knowing that, I...
[09:12] ---
    Uncle, bad news!
[09:14] ---
    Gara!
[09:16] ---
    What's this?
[09:16] ---
    Gara gara, gara gara gara!
[09:17] ---
    It's Double-O and Viper!
[09:19] ---
    Gaaara...
[09:19] ---
    Why's he there with Viper?
[09:21] ---
    Good question.
[09:22] ---
    RD-00 isn't equipped with any weapons at all.
[09:24] ---
    Gaaara gara gara!
[09:28] ---
    Double-O...
[09:29] ---
    Why, you!
[09:31] ---
    Why don't you just give in already, gara?!
[09:35] ---
    If I don't defeat you...
[09:37] ---
    ...Keroro will worry...
[09:40] ---
    He'll worry and won't invade successfully!
[09:42] ---
    Like I care about that, gara!
[09:46] ---
    Double-O!
[09:47] ---
    You've done enough!
[09:51] ---
    K-Keroro...
[09:54] ---
    I'll do my best.
[09:56] ---
    I'll do my best, make sure to invade Pekopon,
[09:59] ---
    and change the future!
[10:02] ---
    So please!
[10:02] ---
    All right! I'll take care of
    both of you at once!
[10:06] ---
    Stop it already, gara!
[10:08] ---
    Gara?
[10:08] ---
    Robo Viper!
[10:11] ---
    Viper: Progenitor Form.
SIGN    Viper (Progenitor)
[10:13] ---
    But... if I don't defeat him, you'll worry,
[10:16] ---
    and won't be able to fight
    the Keronians, gara!
[10:19] ---
    I'm awesome, and I'll do my best!
[10:22] ---
    I'll do my best and change the future, gara!
[10:24] ---
    Lord Viper!
[10:29] ---
    Looks like both pairs
    have the same circumstances.
SIGN    Same Circumstances
[10:33] ---
    Double-O...
[10:35] ---
    I'm sorry for all that's happened.
[10:38] ---
    It's fine, Keroro.
[10:40] ---
    More importantly, don't forget
    that promise you made earlier.
[10:44] ---
    You said you'd change the future.
[10:47] ---
    Sure, I'll do that.
[10:51] ---
    Stupid frog!
[10:53] ---
    Hurry and wake up!
[10:55] ---
    I'm going to clean up the breakfast!
[10:59] ---
    I'm coming right now.
[11:02] ---
    Double-O...
[11:05] ---
    Hey, do you not want breakfast?
[11:08] ---
    L-Lady Natsumi, where's Double-O?
[11:11] ---
    Huh? Double-O? What's that?
[11:14] ---
    Did you spend too much time
    building plastic models?
[11:16] ---
    Now, hurry and come down.
[11:18] ---
    Y-Yes, sir...
[11:25] ---
    Gero!
[11:32] ---
    Have you ever thought...
[11:35] ---
    ...about the distant future?
[11:43] ---
    This is 623 Radio.
[11:44] ---
    It's about time to say goodnight.
[11:48] ---
    And now, I have an important announcement.
[11:52] ---
    The next 623 Radio show will be the last one.
[11:57] ---
    The truth is, I have to return
    to my home on Planet Venus.
[12:01] ---
    Thank you for listening this long!
[12:04] ---
    Please tune in for the final show next week!
[12:12] ---
    623: Video Killed the Radio Star, Sir!
[12:18] ---
    That's a wrap!
[12:19] ---
    623-chan!
[12:20] ---
    That's a terrible joke,
    suddenly saying you're quitting.
[12:24] ---
    Didn't I say?
[12:26] ---
    I have to return to Venus.
[12:28] ---
    There you go again.
[12:30] ---
    Oh, right!
[12:31] ---
    About that TV performance
    where you'll show your face...
[12:35] ---
    623-chan!
[12:38] ---
    What the?
[12:42] ---
    You guys again?
[12:44] ---
    Tch, so you're not 623?
[12:46] ---
    Let us photograph 623!
[12:49] ---
    He won't allow his face to be shown at all!
[12:51] ---
    Besides, he's not here!
[12:52] ---
    For real?
[12:54] ---
    Guess that's it for today.
[13:05] ---
    They're really talking about it online, too.
SIGN    Yafoo! News Super Popular DJ 623, Pulling Out Of Radio
[13:08] ---
    "Super Popular DJ 623,
    suddenly pulling out of radio"...
SIGN    Mysterious Face of 623 Collection Previous Next Photo
[13:12] ---
    "623's true face, which is
    still shrouded in mystery..."
[13:16] ---
    I wonder what happened.
[13:19] ---
    With 623-san, both his face and
    his age are completely unknown.
[13:23] ---
    Yeah, that's right.
[13:25] ---
    That mysterious aspect has a
    certain je ne sais quoi, though.
[13:30] ---
    What might he look like?
[13:33] ---
    623-san, from golden Venus...
[13:37] ---
    No, not like that.
[13:39] ---
    Well, I'm pretty sure 623-san is joking
    when he says he's from Venus.
[13:44] ---
    623-san, what's bothering you?
[13:49] ---
    If I can, I'd like to listen
    to you talk about it!
[13:53] ---
    Gero gero...
[13:54] ---
    The mystery man, 623, huh?
[13:58] ---
    Gerori...
SIGN    Yamada Real Estate Popular Lots for Sale
SIGN    Radio Inner-Tokyo
    623 Radio
    Live Broadcast Participation
     Person(s) in Charge
[14:08] ---
    That's right!
[14:10] ---
    If I can win a visit to the live broadcast,
[14:11] ---
    I might be able to ask 623-san
    in person what's bothering him.
[14:15] ---
    And just maybe I could catch
    of glimpse of his face!
SIGN    Yamada Real Estate Popular Lots for Sale
[14:23] ---
    Let me win the chance to go
    to 623-san's live broadcast!
[14:28] ---
    I hope you win.
[14:29] ---
    Yes!
SIGN    Ripples
SIGN    Flower Shop
[14:32] ---
    Saburo-senpai?!
[14:34] ---
    Hey there.
[14:37] ---
    I see. A Venusian, huh?
[14:40] ---
    I'm sure that 623-san said that
    because something's bothering him.
[14:46] ---
    Do you want to know who he really is, too?
[14:50] ---
    Well, uh... I...
[14:53] ---
    Sometimes, I feel like tossing it all away
    and going off somewhere.
[14:58] ---
    623 could be like that, too.
[15:00] ---
    You're not going somewhere,
    right, Saburo-senpai?
[15:05] ---
    Wh-What the...?
[15:07] ---
    What am I saying?!
[15:08] ---
    Sorry about that!
[15:11] ---
    I'm sure you'll win.
[15:13] ---
    The chance to see the live broadcast.
[15:15] ---
    R-Right!
SIGN    A few days later...
[15:17] ---
    A few days later...
[15:19] ---
    I did it!
SIGN    Congratulations! You are invited to the recording of the final show for 623 Radio!!
[15:20] ---
    I won!
[15:22] ---
    Wait for me, please, 623-san!
[15:25] ---
    The venue is the specially-installed studio
    on the top floor of Inner-Tokyo Tree?!
SIGN    Live Broadcast
[15:36] ---
    Giroro?!
[15:37] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[15:39] ---
    What are you doing here?
[15:40] ---
    I-I just happened to
    send in a postcard, and won.
SIGN    Actually a huge fan
[15:44] ---
    Actually, he's a huge fan of 623 Radio.
[15:48] ---
    Everyone doing all right?
SIGN    623 Radio
    Live Broadcast
[15:50] ---
    This may be the last show for 623 Radio,
[15:53] ---
    but I hope you enjoy it to the end.
[15:56] ---
    Inside that booth
[15:58] ---
    is 623-san, in the flesh!
[16:01] ---
    First is a message from
    radio-name Yoko-Yoko-san.
[16:05] ---
    "Good evening, 623-san.
[16:06] ---
    It's too bad you're leaving radio.
[16:08] ---
    Please appear on TV next."
[16:11] ---
    Even so,
SIGN    623 Radio
    Live Broadcast
[16:13] ---
    are we the only ones watching today?
[16:16] ---
    Wow, in spite of such long odds, I still won!
[16:22] ---
    Next is Todorokki-san.
[16:24] ---
    "I want to see your face, 623-san!
    You must look really cool!"
[16:28] ---
    Lately, I've been getting a lot of messages
    saying they want to know who I really am.
[16:32] ---
    Well, yeah, you can't help wondering
    what 623-san really looks like!
[16:36] ---
    But would it really be fun
    for you to see who I am?
[16:44] ---
    Things you can't see,
    things behind the darkness,
[16:48] ---
    don't necessarily make people uneasy.
[16:52] ---
    Is it because you can't
    see or understand them
[16:54] ---
    that they make your heart pound
    with excitement, I wonder?
[16:59] ---
    As civilization developed,
[17:01] ---
    the silently hidden things
    that made our hearts pound
[17:04] ---
    were exposed to the light of day,
[17:07] ---
    and before long, they vanished.
[17:13] ---
    So that was it.
[17:15] ---
    Everyone in the world wants
    to know who 623-san really is,
[17:19] ---
    so that's why he...
[17:21] ---
    Sometimes, I feel like tossing it all away
    and going off somewhere.
[17:26] ---
    In spite of that, I...
[17:29] ---
    Okay, now we'll hear messages from
    my friends who are visiting here at the studio!
[17:34] ---
    The first is radio-name
    After-Dark Military Expansionist!
[17:38] ---
    Huh? M-Me?!
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo Tree
[17:40] ---
    We've snuck into something good, boss.
SIGN    Public Broadcast
[17:43] ---
    It's the perfect chance
    to see 623's real face!
[17:47] ---
    W-Well, then...
[17:49] ---
    I... I'll go with a poem!
[17:51] ---
    Title: "Insert with a Love Bazooka!"
[17:58] ---
    Sorry to trouble you, sir!
[17:59] ---
    Stupid frog?!
[18:00] ---
    We'll expose Master 623's face,
[18:02] ---
    sell it to the media,
[18:04] ---
    and get rich quick, sir!
[18:06] ---
    What the heck are you doing?!
[18:08] ---
    Here goes your poem!
[18:15] ---
    623!
[18:18] ---
    Give up and show us your face!
SIGN    Live Broadcast
[18:21] ---
    Stop it, you stupid frog!
[18:22] ---
    Citizens have the right to see,
SIGN    1) Right To See
SIGN    2) Right To Know
[18:24] ---
    the right to know,
SIGN    3) Right To Not Need
    Comics Magazines
[18:25] ---
    and the right to not need comics magazines!
[18:29] ---
    Sorry to trouble you, sir!
[18:30] ---
    Quit that, too!
[18:32] ---
    Show us your true identity!
[18:35] ---
    Want to fight fire with fire?!
[18:40] ---
    Gero!
[18:41] ---
    Tama!
[18:43] ---
    Look out!
[18:52] ---
    623-san!
[19:02] ---
    I want to know what sort of person you are!
[19:06] ---
    Natchi-san...
[19:08] ---
    I understand that you don't
    want to be found out.
[19:11] ---
    But... But I still want to know!
[19:15] ---
    Then, why are you keeping your eyes closed?
[19:18] ---
    You could see my face
    if you opened your eyes.
[19:21] ---
    That's because...
[19:23] ---
    ...I want my heart to keep pounding!
[19:25] ---
    To sit in front of the radio and
    imagine what sort of person you are,
[19:30] ---
    and have my heart pound even more!
[19:32] ---
    Isn't that messed up?!
[19:35] ---
    Stupid frog?!
[19:36] ---
    Gero gerori!
[19:37] ---
    Now we'll find out who 623 really is!
[19:40] ---
    Hey, stop it!
[19:44] ---
    Gero?
[19:46] ---
    The symbol of Venus?
[19:50] ---
    Wh-What's that?
[19:52] ---
    Gero?
[20:07] ---
    Wow, he really is...
[20:08] ---
    ...a Venusian?
[20:10] ---
    Good time for a picture!
[20:11] ---
    Gero!
[20:15] ---
    Sorry to trouble you, sir!
SIGN    Insta-Kill
[20:16] ---
    Insta-kill!
[20:18] ---
    Thank you, Natsumi-chan.
[20:31] ---
    Huh...
[20:32] ---
    Then, 623 really did go back home to Venus.
[20:35] ---
    I think so... probably.
[20:38] ---
    Sis!
[20:40] ---
    Let's go home together!
[20:42] ---
    Fuyuki!
[20:48] ---
    Rushing out suddenly is dangerous.
[20:51] ---
    R-Right...
[20:53] ---
    Now, then...
[20:55] ---
    Later!
[21:02] ---
    It couldn't be, right?
[21:07] ---
    That was tomorrow's weather report
     on Radio Inner-Tokyo.
[21:10] ---
    After this is a new show.
[21:14] ---
    Hey, there. Have all of you in front
    of the radio been doing well?
[21:18] ---
    Starting this week,
[21:20] ---
    I will be broadcasting live from Venus!
[21:25] ---
    The title is frankly, Back-Home 623 Radio!
[21:29] ---
    Studying for a test.
[21:30] ---
    Preparing dinner.
[21:32] ---
    Sitting in a car.
[21:34] ---
    They all have the radio on.
[21:36] ---
    Isn't that true for a lot of people?
[21:43] ---
    Makes me think I might try listening to
    the radio, for the first time in a while.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:24] ---
    There's an Area 51 in America.
[23:26] ---
    It's rumored there are
    gray-type aliens there,
[23:29] ---
    but that's a red herring!
[23:30] ---
    It was just because a Mojaranian
    stopped by to use the restroom.
[23:34] ---
    That aside,
[23:35] ---
    it's graduation time for Termite #1!
[23:37] ---
    "Ouka Retires, Sir!"
[23:40] ---
    "Keroro: Can You Survive, Sir?"
[23:44] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:46] ---
    Ge-Gero!