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E344 - Pururu: Love Encounter on Pekopon, Sir! / Alisa & Momoka: A Battle Between Women, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
SIGN    Cream Jelly Soap
[01:36] ---
    I'm all set.
[01:39] ---
    Gero gero gero...
[01:41] ---
    Yes?
[01:43] ---
    Keroro-kun, can I talk to you for a moment?
[01:45] ---
    What is it?
[01:47] ---
    Guess what?
[01:48] ---
    This is sudden, but I'm going to
    leave Pekopon next week.
[01:52] ---
    Huh. Is that right?
[01:56] ---
    Gero!
[01:57] ---
    What do you mean, "leave"?
[02:03] ---
    Pururu: Love Encounter on Pekopon, Sir!
[02:09] ---
    Actually, Commander Galulu
[02:11] ---
    invited me to come to his
    new station on Planet Zawatokoro.
[02:15] ---
    Galulu did?
[02:16] ---
    I belong to the Galulu Platoon, remember?
[02:20] ---
    Besides, their mission now
    is pretty important.
[02:23] ---
    I thought this would be perfect
    to give my career a boost.
SIGN    Brilliant Career Boost
[02:28] ---
    When do you leave?
[02:30] ---
    Three days from now.
[02:31] ---
    Three days from now?!
[02:32] ---
    Or, like, moving quickly?
[02:37] ---
    I'll miss you,
[02:39] ---
    but I hope all of you can support me in this.
[02:48] ---
    Pururu-chan...
SIGN    Emergency (Until Morning) Forum!!
[02:53] ---
    What should we do?
[02:55] ---
    Do you want Chief Nurse Pururu
    to stay, Mr. Sergeant?
[02:59] ---
    Well, yeah...
[03:01] ---
    To be honest, it would reduce
    our fighting strength.
SIGN    Emergency (Until Morning) Forum!!
    Plan to stop Pururu-chan from going to a new post
    Anyway, beg her on hands and knees
    Bribe her with tickets to high-class aesthetic salon
[03:03] ---
    Or, like, newbie recruit?
[03:07] ---
    That aside, isn't it about time?
[03:12] ---
    Pururu-san!
[03:16] ---
    As expected,
    Warrant Officer Bariri has appeared.
[03:24] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Emergency (Until Morning) Forum!
    Plan to stop Pururu-chan from going to a new post
    Anyway, beg her on hands and knees
    Bribe her with tickets to high-class aesthetic salon
[03:27] ---
    I... I...
[03:29] ---
    ...want Pururu-san to stay on Pekopon.
[03:34] ---
    That's right!
[03:35] ---
    It's like a century egg that's been consumed.
[03:38] ---
    Ch-Chinese food this time...
SIGN    Pekopon
[03:41] ---
    After all, Pururu-san is going to Zawatokoro,
SIGN    Miyasagino
[03:44] ---
    which is extremely far from
    my planet, Miyasagino.
SIGN    Zawatokoro
[03:48] ---
    Wait, Pururu-suwan!
[03:49] ---
    If she goes, I may never see her again!
[03:50] ---
    Goodbye!
[03:52] ---
    That's right! It's just like...
SIGN    Bon Bon Chicken
[03:57] ---
    ...bon bon chicken that's been split apart!
[04:00] ---
    Why don't you just tell her
    how you really feel?
[04:03] ---
    I... I thought about that, too.
[04:06] ---
    You thought about it?
[04:08] ---
    Failure after failure weighs heavily on me...
[04:12] ---
    ...so I can't make myself
    come right out with it.
[04:14] ---
    That's right! It's just like...
[04:16] ---
    ...twice-cooked pork covered in oil.
[04:19] ---
    I... I get it!
[04:22] ---
    We also really appreciate
[04:23] ---
    having Pururu-chan around.
[04:27] ---
    I can't agree with this talk.
[04:29] ---
    G-Giroyama-kun...
SIGN    Emergency (Until Morning) Forum!
    Plan to stop Pururu-chan from going to a new post
    Anyway, beg her on hands and knees
    Bribe her with tickets to high-class aesthetic salon
[04:31] ---
    The battlefield and farewells
    go hand in hand.
[04:33] ---
    Warrant Officer Bariri, I think accepting
    such a parting is important to a soldier like you.
SIGN    Heh...
[04:42] ---
    You're probably right...
SIGN    Snap
[04:44] ---
    His heart just broke.
SIGN    Emergency (Until Morning) Forum!
    Plan to stop Pururu-chan from going to a new post
    Anyway, beg her on hands and knees
    Bribe her with tickets to high-class aesthetic salon
[04:47] ---
    C-Come on, Bari-chan! Cheer up!
[04:50] ---
    Let's just do what we can!
[04:52] ---
    Gero...
[04:53] ---
    R-Right...
[04:55] ---
    And so, that weekend...
[04:57] ---
    ...they held a farewell party
    for Chief Nurse Pururu.
SIGN    Thank you for everything! Chief Nurse Pururu's Farewell Party
[05:01] ---
    Thank you for all of your support.
[05:03] ---
    Good luck with work. And I hope you
    grab hold of every happiness.
[05:07] ---
    Mom, what kind of pressure
    are you putting on her?
[05:10] ---
    And now let's all watch a
    video compilation of memories!
[05:15] ---
    Or, like, emcee speaker?
SIGN    Thank you for everything! Chief Nurse Pururu's Farewell Party
[05:18] ---
    A-Are you sure about this?
[05:20] ---
    Leave it to me!
[05:22] ---
    I call this the "Kind-hearted woman
    won't be able to leave
[05:25] ---
    if she's immersed in memories plan!"
[05:33] ---
    Gero?
[05:40] ---
    You did this...
SIGN    Ku Ku Ku Ku
[05:44] ---
    Well, this is goodbye to the people
    who took that distasteful video, too.
[05:49] ---
    It had the exact opposite effect.
[05:52] ---
    And now let's enjoy the
    memorable tastes of Pekopon.
[05:56] ---
    Or, like, royal feasting?
[05:59] ---
    This time it'll work!
[06:02] ---
    Look, it's like wanting to go back home
    after recalling the taste of your mom's cooking.
[06:06] ---
    Sergeant Keroro's Special Gunpramen.
SIGN    Gunpramen
SIGN    Given to the Cat
[06:13] ---
    Given to the cat.
SIGN    Gong
[06:15] ---
    I made jumbo curry with a secret stock!
SIGN    Jumbo Curry
SIGN    With Secret Stock
[06:22] ---
    Kululu-dono... has just taken a bath.
[06:24] ---
    I'm all sweaty.
[06:25] ---
    Yeah...
SIGN    To Fuyuki-kun
[06:26] ---
    Of course, for dessert, we've got
    a Nishizawa family special cake!
[06:30] ---
    F-From now on, I'll get to go back
    to eating normal food.
[06:34] ---
    Again, it had the exact opposite effect.
SIGN    To Fuyuki-kun
[06:37] ---
    And finally,
[06:39] ---
    I'd like Warrant Officer Bariri
    to say a few words.
[06:44] ---
    Um... er...
[06:47] ---
    Bariri-san...
[06:48] ---
    He's so nervous that he's shivering.
[06:51] ---
    Go for it!
[06:52] ---
    Pururu-san!
[06:58] ---
    It's hot!
SIGN    Hot Hot Hot Hot
[07:00] ---
    It's hot! Hot! Hot!
[07:02] ---
    Warrant Officer Bariri! Calm down! Calm down!
[07:07] ---
    Or, like, vanished reason?
[07:09] ---
    Pururu-san!
[07:13] ---
    I've had enough...
[07:15] ---
    ...out of you!
SIGN    Jab
SIGN    To Fuyuki-kun
[07:31] ---
    P-Pururu-san...
[07:34] ---
    I've had it!
[07:37] ---
    That was some party.
[07:40] ---
    I'm sorry.
[07:41] ---
    But it's okay.
[07:43] ---
    You'll heal up soon.
[07:46] ---
    I see...
[07:48] ---
    Gero!
[07:53] ---
    The charming Pururu-san
[07:55] ---
    has never smiled at me like that.
[08:06] ---
    Thank you so much, everyone.
[08:09] ---
    Chief Nurse Pururu,
    may the fortunes of war be with you!
[08:15] ---
    Well, I'll be leaving.
[08:20] ---
    Pururu-chan! Take care!
[08:23] ---
    Be well! Goodbye!
[08:30] ---
    Come on, everyone. Chin up.
[08:35] ---
    Are you okay with this?
[08:38] ---
    I did say that it was important
    to accept farewells.
[08:41] ---
    C-Corporal Giroro...
[08:43] ---
    But not expressing your feelings
[08:47] ---
    is the same thing as deserting
    under enemy fire on the battlefield.
[08:50] ---
    And isn't dying a noble death
    a kind of virtue?
[08:57] ---
    I apologize for speaking out of turn.
[09:06] ---
    Pururu-san!
[09:09] ---
    I just have to tell her how I feel!
[09:14] ---
    That's just like...
[09:16] ---
    ...hot, hot kudzu sauce
    over crab omelet on rice!
[09:23] ---
    What could that be?
[09:26] ---
    Bariri-san?!
[09:28] ---
    I've come...
[09:30] ---
    ...so I won't have regrets later.
[09:33] ---
    Pururu-san!
[09:35] ---
    I...
[09:37] ---
    I...
[09:39] ---
    Idiot! What are you doing?!
[09:42] ---
    I love you!
[09:49] ---
    Bariri-san!
[09:52] ---
    I died a glorious death...
[09:56] ---
    Yes. It's just like...
[10:13] ---
    Huh?
[10:14] ---
    Where am I?
[10:16] ---
    Are you okay, Bariri-san?
[10:19] ---
    P-Pururu-san!
[10:20] ---
    How?
[10:23] ---
    Well...
[10:25] ---
    I never would've guessed that Pururu-chan
    would end up nursing Warrant Officer Bariri.
[10:28] ---
    What a turnabout!
[10:32] ---
    Pururu-san, um...
[10:34] ---
    Yes?
[10:35] ---
    After I heal,
[10:37] ---
    would you have dinner with me?
[10:40] ---
    That's just like...
[10:41] ---
    ...Peking duck with scallions
    that are hard to eat!
[10:44] ---
    Say, can I ask you for just one favor?
[10:48] ---
    Those comparisons of yours...
[10:50] ---
    I'll go with you if you cut that out.
[10:56] ---
    Y-Yes!
[10:57] ---
    Of course I'll stop!
[10:59] ---
    It's just like...
[11:00] ---
    That's what I'm talking about!
[11:02] ---
    Sorry...
[11:10] ---
    And so,
[11:11] ---
    Warrant Officer Bariri did have dinner \nwith Chief Nurse Pururu.
[11:15] ---
    And they lived happily ever after.
[11:18] ---
    Or so we thought...
SIGN    Or so we thought...
[11:21] ---
    As punishment for loitering
    a long time on Pekopon
[11:23] ---
    and neglecting his duties,
    Warrant Officer Bariri
SIGN    Demotion
SIGN    C
[11:28] ---
    was transferred to Planet Chichibu
    at the end of the universe.
[11:34] ---
    Pururu-san!
[11:41] ---
    Riding in on a cold, wintry wind is...
[11:43] ---
    ...yes. Her.
[11:46] ---
    Alisa-chan?!
[11:47] ---
    What's going on?
[11:49] ---
    I have come to hunt.
[11:51] ---
    This is a souvenir for you, Fuyuki.
SIGN    Cabrera Stone
SIGN    Viva Occult!!
[11:53] ---
    A Cabrera Stone!
SIGN    Rub Rub Rub Rub
[11:56] ---
    Thank you, Alisa-chan!
[11:58] ---
    Are you pleased with it?
[11:59] ---
    Of course!
[12:01] ---
    Oh, Alisa-chan!
[12:03] ---
    Well, well, everyone.
[12:05] ---
    Are you going somewhere?
[12:07] ---
    We're going ice skating!
[12:09] ---
    Ice skating?
[12:11] ---
    I can't go because of work,
[12:13] ---
    but ice skating is so much fun!
[12:16] ---
    Fun...
[12:18] ---
    I understand.
[12:19] ---
    Fuyuki, I'll go, too.
[12:22] ---
    Y-You see, I'm not good
    at that kind of thing,
[12:26] ---
    so I'm staying home.
[12:28] ---
    We'll meet you there.
[12:32] ---
    Alisa-chan!
[12:34] ---
    What should we do?
[12:35] ---
    I don't know...
[12:40] ---
    Alisa & Momoka:
    A Battle Between Women, Sir!
[12:46] ---
    According to the report,
[12:47] ---
    as we expected,
[12:49] ---
    it seems Fuyuki-dono is
    going to stay home alone.
[12:52] ---
    So far so good.
[12:55] ---
    A three-month long plan...
[12:57] ---
    Operation: Happy time hanging out
    and snuggling with Fuyuki-kun!
[13:02] ---
    I will succeed, no matter what!
[13:06] ---
    What?!
SIGN    What?!
[13:08] ---
    Fuyuki-kun was taken by force
    to the ice skating rink.
[13:12] ---
    We were on our way out ourselves.
[13:15] ---
    Or, like, second survey?
[13:17] ---
    That idiot!
[13:19] ---
    She ruined our plan!
[13:22] ---
    Paul!
[13:23] ---
    Yes, milady!
SIGN    Yoshizaki Outdoor Skating Rink
[13:24] ---
    Hurry up, hurry up...
[13:26] ---
    There.
SIGN    Reserved Today
[13:27] ---
    I bought the skating rink.
[13:31] ---
    N-Nobody's here.
[13:34] ---
    So these are ice skates.
[13:36] ---
    Alisa, have Fuyuki-kun teach you.
[13:39] ---
    All right.
[13:41] ---
    Fuyuki, teach me.
[13:44] ---
    I... I'm really not good at
    this kind of thing...
[13:47] ---
    Hey! I can't!
[13:52] ---
    A-Are you okay, Alisa-chan?!
[13:57] ---
    G-Grab my hand!
[13:59] ---
    Sorry.
[14:03] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Master Fuyuki!
[14:05] ---
    Huh?
[14:06] ---
    Are you okay, Fuyuki?
[14:06] ---
    Ow!
[14:08] ---
    Y-Yeah. More or less.
[14:10] ---
    Wow! Fuyuki's bold!
[14:14] ---
    No, I just fell because
    I'm not used to this...
[14:19] ---
    It looks like you're having a good time.
[14:21] ---
    That's right!
[14:31] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[14:34] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[14:44] ---
    That's great, Alisa-chan!
[14:46] ---
    You're perfect already!
[14:47] ---
    But skating is actually
    more fun than I thought.
[14:50] ---
    Fun...
[14:56] ---
    Rats!
[14:57] ---
    She's flirting with him shamelessly!
[15:00] ---
    But I'll get her away from Fuyuki-kun
    if it's the last thing I do!
[15:03] ---
    Yes, milady!
[15:06] ---
    We're about to begin the
    women's obstacle race on ice.
[15:10] ---
    The winner will receive two tickets
    to a steamy winter tour in Hokkaido.
[15:15] ---
    Plus a locally-produced Dangal figure!
[15:19] ---
    This is stupid.
[15:21] ---
    Natsumi-san! Let's participate!
[15:24] ---
    Sure!
[15:25] ---
    Gero-gerori!
[15:26] ---
    I never thought I could get
[15:28] ---
    the rare cold weather Dangal version here.
[15:32] ---
    This is my chance!
[15:34] ---
    If I win, I can go on a lovey-dovey tour
    with Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN    Chill
[15:38] ---
    Two tickets for a trip to Hokkaido, he said.
[15:40] ---
    Aren't you going to do it, Fuyuki?
[15:42] ---
    No. He said it's for women.
[15:45] ---
    Why don't you try it, Alisa-chan?
[15:47] ---
    It might be fun.
[15:49] ---
    Fun...
[15:51] ---
    All right.
[15:53] ---
    I'll give it a try.
[15:57] ---
    As expected.
[15:59] ---
    Please carry on with the operation.
[16:01] ---
    Yes, milady!
[16:02] ---
    While she's participating in the race,
[16:05] ---
    I'll be alone with Fuyuki-kun!
[16:08] ---
    Fuyuki, if I win,
[16:10] ---
    let's go on the trip together.
[16:14] ---
    Sure. That'd be fun.
SIGN    Sure. That'd be fun. Sure. That'd be fun. Sure. That'd be fun. Sure. That'd be fun.
[16:15] ---
    Wh-What?!
[16:19] ---
    Then I'll be cheering you on, Alisa-chan!
[16:21] ---
    All right.
[16:22] ---
    Darn it!
[16:24] ---
    The prize is backfiring on me!
[16:26] ---
    Since it's come to this,
    I'll participate, too!
SIGN    Nishizawa Variety Special
    Exciting Girls Obstacle Race on Ice
[16:36] ---
    Gero-gerori!
[16:37] ---
    All I want is that Dangal figure!
[16:39] ---
    The steamy tour with Mr. Sergeant
    is calling out to me!
[16:43] ---
    G-Going to a hot spring with Natsumi...
[16:45] ---
    Huh? Corporal Giroro.
    Didn't you say it was stupid?
[16:49] ---
    If I win, I'll go with Saburo-senpai.
[16:51] ---
    I wonder if Hokkaido is warm?
[16:54] ---
    I'm going to Hokkaido with Fuyuki-kun
    by any means necessary!
[17:00] ---
    And so,
[17:00] ---
    as they all focused on their various motives,
[17:02] ---
    the time for the race arrived.
[17:05] ---
    Go to the start!
[17:08] ---
    Good luck, everyone!
[17:09] ---
    Do your best, Uncle!
[17:12] ---
    Or, like, wedding prepping?
[17:14] ---
    Ready?
[17:22] ---
    Tamama and Giroro are ahead of the pack!
[17:26] ---
    All right! They're approaching
    the first obstacle!
[17:31] ---
    Speed-eating giant pudding on ice!
[17:33] ---
    You can't proceed until you've
    eaten the specified amount!
[17:37] ---
    Easy!
[17:38] ---
    Way too soft!
[17:39] ---
    Like the pudding itself...
[17:40] ---
    Leave the pudding to me!
[17:42] ---
    Uh oh!
[17:43] ---
    However, be careful.
[17:45] ---
    It's below freezing,
[17:49] ---
    so the pudding is frozen solid!
[17:52] ---
    M-My teeth! My teeth!
[17:56] ---
    Oh my! The two frontrunners are already down!
[17:56] ---
    Th-The pudding is hard...
[18:00] ---
    What is this?!
[18:01] ---
    This giant pudding...
[18:03] ---
    With the power of love for Fuyuki-kun...
[18:09] ---
    Daddy.
[18:10] ---
    I'll pulverize it.
[18:19] ---
    It's cold and tasty.
[18:21] ---
    Then I'll have a bite, too.
[18:23] ---
    Mmm! Delicious!
[18:26] ---
    Ninja Art!
SIGN    Hot Wind from the South
[18:27] ---
    Hot Wind from the South Dancing Flame Kick!
SIGN    Dancing Flame Kick
[18:33] ---
    Ta-daa!
[18:34] ---
    The giant baked pudding is done!
SIGN    Giant Baked Pudding
[18:37] ---
    Nothing like taking advantage
    of an opportunity...
[18:42] ---
    The second obstacle
    is an ice fishing contest.
[18:45] ---
    Catch the specified size or larger!
[18:48] ---
    I'm not getting any bites!
[18:50] ---
    This'll be tonight's dinner!
[18:52] ---
    Daddy. Prey, please.
[18:54] ---
    Leave it to me!
[18:55] ---
    I have to catch a fish
    before her, no matter what!
[18:58] ---
    Please, let me catch one!
SIGN    Emergency Alarm
[19:02] ---
    Milady's desperate!
[19:04] ---
    Now is the time for you bodyguards
    to show what you can do!
[19:07] ---
    Yes, sir!
[19:08] ---
    Yoshiokadaira to HQ!
[19:10] ---
    We are prepared to fire!
[19:14] ---
    Fire!
[19:30] ---
    Momoka has caught a tuna!
[19:33] ---
    That makes me the winner!
[19:35] ---
    See you later!
[19:38] ---
    Alisa is right behind her!
[19:40] ---
    Don't tell me Nessie is here?
[19:43] ---
    Hinata Natsumi can't take
    the cold and gives up!
SIGN    I Give Up
[19:47] ---
    After her, Alisa!
[19:48] ---
    Gero!
[19:49] ---
    This is bad.
[19:51] ---
    At this rate, I won't catch up!
[19:53] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[19:54] ---
    A'ight!
[19:55] ---
    Click!
[19:57] ---
    Gero?
[20:03] ---
    No!
[20:04] ---
    Gero!
[20:07] ---
    At last, the final obstacle! The ski jump!
[20:10] ---
    Whoever lands at the goal first
    will be the winner!
[20:14] ---
    I won't lose.
[20:18] ---
    I...
[20:20] ---
    I won't lose!
[20:24] ---
    And now Alisa is jumping!
[20:30] ---
    I won't let you have Fuyuki-kun!
[20:33] ---
    Gero!!
[20:37] ---
    Milady!
[20:38] ---
    Daddy.
[20:39] ---
    I know.
[20:50] ---
    A-Alisa and Momoka have both gone off course.
[20:55] ---
    They're both disqualified.
[20:58] ---
    Can you stand?
[21:06] ---
    Th-Thank you.
SIGN    Grand Prize
    Pair of Tickets to a Steamy Hokkaido Tour
[21:13] ---
    The winner is Koyuki, who completed all
     of the obstacles in a simple manner!
SIGN    Winner
[21:18] ---
    Well, thank you! Thank you!
[21:21] ---
    I had fun competing against you.
[21:24] ---
    Let's do it again sometime.
[21:28] ---
    I apologize, milady.
[21:31] ---
    This time was a complete defeat.
[21:33] ---
    But next time...
[21:34] ---
    ...I swear I'll beat you, Alisa-san.
[21:37] ---
    How was it, Alisa-chan?
[21:39] ---
    Did you have fun?
[21:42] ---
    It was fun.
[21:44] ---
    Carried in on a cold, wintry wind...
[21:46] ---
    ...were Alisa-chan and Momoka-chan's smiles.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu here!
SIGN    Free and Easy
     Super Year-end Party
[23:23] ---
    At the free and easy year-end party,
[23:25] ---
    let's have a special drink, freon Icees!
[23:28] ---
    What is that, a pun?!
[23:30] ---
    Boring!
[23:32] ---
    That aside...
[23:34] ---
    Is it the end of the year already?
[23:36] ---
    "Keroro vs. Giroro:
    Battle in the Icy Rain, Sir!"
[23:41] ---
    "Keroro Platoon:
    The Great Forget-the-Year Party, Sir!"
[23:44] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:46] ---
    Ge-Gero!