E187 - Keroro: Appreciate Labor, Sir! / Keroro: Fight, Minorangers, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
SIGN    Labor Appreciation Day
[01:31] ---
    It will soon be Labor Appreciation Day.
[01:33] ---
    That's the day when we all thank
    each other for our hard work.
[01:38] ---
    Good grief.
[01:40] ---
    Office work is so laborious, sir.
[01:43] ---
    And I have to think of a strategy that
    capitalizes on Labor Appreciation Day, too...
[01:47] ---
    Oh! I know!
SIGN    Gundam models
SIGN    Appreciation
SIGN    Appreciation
[01:49] ---
    I should present the salarymen
    who hold up Pekopon
[01:51] ---
    with Gundam models in reward
    for their daily work!
[01:54] ---
    A grand operation to capture the hearts
    of those tired corporate soldiers!
SIGN    Something-or-other Station
[01:58] ---
    Wait. What part of that
    was an invasion strategy?
[02:02] ---
    I'm working so hard, my brain cells
    are starting to overheat, sir.
[02:08] ---
    Gero? Thanksgiving...
[02:10] ---
    I'm the one doing all this hard work...
[02:13] ---
    Isn't it me who should be thanked, sir?!
SIGN    Appreciation
[02:21] ---
    Keroro: Appreciate Labor, Sir!
[02:26] ---
    Everyone listening, sir?
    Tomorrow is Labor Appreciation Day!
[02:31] ---
    It is important to express thanks to
    all those people hounded by hard work, sir!
SIGN    Which
    is why
[02:36] ---
    Which is why!
[02:37] ---
    Though it is one day early, I, burdened with
    the heavy duty and daily strife of leadership,
[02:42] ---
    deserve to receive your
    expressions of thanks, sir!
SIGN    Let us be grateful for our honorable leader! Thank you for what you do every day ♡ Thank you, Sergeant Keroro!
SIGN    Silence
SIGN    Let us be grateful for our honorable leader! Thank you for what you do every day ♡ Thank you, Sergeant Keroro!
[02:50] ---
    Huh? What's wrong?
[02:52] ---
    How stupid can you get?
[02:54] ---
    I'll be grateful to you once the Pekopon invasion
    is completed, and not a moment before.
[02:58] ---
    I have nothing else to thank you for!
[03:01] ---
    What are you saying?!
[03:03] ---
    Being a leader is hard work, you know, sir!
SIGN    Thank you for what you do every day ♡
[03:06] ---
    Dororo, Tamama, you both understand,
    right, sir siree?
[03:10] ---
    Gero...
[03:11] ---
    They're looking the other way.
[03:13] ---
    My wages for last month...
[03:15] ---
    ...are still unpaid, my honorable leader.
[03:18] ---
    Everyone always closes their eyes
    to Mr. Sergeant's half-baked work.
[03:24] ---
    I don't mind thanking you,
[03:26] ---
    but it'll cost you...
[03:28] ---
    Nah, I'm good.
[03:30] ---
    As for me,
[03:31] ---
    even if Uncle makes me do the work,
[03:33] ---
    I'm grateful just to have him beside me!
[03:36] ---
    Or, like, selfish lazing?
[03:38] ---
    I feel like that's not actually thanks.
[03:41] ---
    There you have it. As yet,
    I've nothing to be grateful to you for!
SIGN    Let us be grateful for our honorable leader! Thank you for what you do every day ♡ Thank you, Sergeant Keroro!
[03:46] ---
    Mm. Mm. Mm.
[03:48] ---
    Gero...
[03:51] ---
    Even I...
[03:53] ---
    Even I... am doing my best!
SIGN    Thank you for what you do every day ♡
[03:58] ---
    You're all so mean!
[04:00] ---
    Stuff this leader crap!
[04:05] ---
    Ahh... He ran away.
[04:07] ---
    Dear me.
[04:09] ---
    Forget it. He'll be back by tomorrow.
[04:12] ---
    That might be too late.
[04:18] ---
    This is...
[04:20] ---
    A mountain of documents,
    just as it looks.
SIGN    Let us be grateful for our honorable leader!
[04:22] ---
    If we don't get these sorted out today,
[04:24] ---
    we might go another month without pay.
[04:30] ---
    Tch. What's with those guys?
SIGN    J #12 Park
[04:32] ---
    They don't understand
    any of my hardships, sir!
[04:35] ---
    Rassin' frassin'.
SIGN    J #12 Park
[04:38] ---
    Huh? I'm pretty sure I just saw...
[04:40] ---
    If you ask me, everyone is lost.
[04:43] ---
    Gero?
[04:44] ---
    For when you get lost, curry and rice!
[04:46] ---
    Joriri! When did you get there?
[04:49] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[04:52] ---
    Shops with bad curry will be bad,
    no matter what you eat.
[04:57] ---
    How nice not to have a
    care in the world, sir...
[05:01] ---
    Oh! Yes!
[05:03] ---
    Why didn't I realize this?!
[05:06] ---
    Please, sir!
[05:08] ---
    I want to live as freely and
    carefreely as you, Joriri!
[05:12] ---
    Please pass down the wisdom
    of how to live as you do!
[05:15] ---
    Okay? Please?
[05:20] ---
    Follow me, then.
[05:22] ---
    So? What do you normally do
    all the time, Joriri, sir?
[05:26] ---
    Do you know the saying
    "Tomorrow's wind blows tomorrow?"
[05:30] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[05:32] ---
    When the wind is blowing, it's easier
    to break records in track and field.
[05:35] ---
    Gero...
[05:36] ---
    If you ask me, shot put is the most
    plain event in track and field.
[05:40] ---
    Yet it is suprisingly difficult.
[05:43] ---
    Gero.
[05:47] ---
    Gero!!
[05:49] ---
    Hey, Joriri! Who asked you to do that?!
[05:52] ---
    And why are you running away?!
[05:54] ---
    If you ask me, the one who runs
    the fastest has the quickest legs!
[05:58] ---
    That is not what I asked, sir!
[06:08] ---
    Gero. Gero gero.
[06:11] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[06:15] ---
    Gero...!
[06:17] ---
    Is this buried gold?!
[06:18] ---
    If you ask me, money comes and goes.
[06:23] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[06:25] ---
    The prize money for the Tenkaichi Budokai
    should be spent at Chinese restaurants!
[06:30] ---
    Yahoo!
SIGN    Pot
SIGN    Pawn
[06:31] ---
    Unexpected incidental income, sir!
[06:34] ---
    Space pawn shop!
SIGN    Cash
[06:35] ---
    I'm going to have tons of fun, sir!
[06:45] ---
    Gero...
[06:47] ---
    Penniless in no time, sir.
[06:49] ---
    Wanna head back up?
[06:51] ---
    I see.
[06:53] ---
    So even if you don't have money,
     you have time.
[06:57] ---
    You have lots of friends,
    don't you, Joriri, sir?
[07:00] ---
    Meanwhile, the Keroro Platoon,
    absent of Keroro...
[07:06] ---
    It never ends.
[07:09] ---
    Where in heavens is our honorable leader?
[07:11] ---
    Anyway, for now, let's just
    all do the best we can!
[07:14] ---
    Let's do this!
[07:15] ---
    Yeah!
[07:18] ---
    Ah, Joriri, your way of life is so nice, sir.
[07:22] ---
    Freedom is the best, sir.
[07:26] ---
    Joriri! I'm going to sleep now, sir!
[07:30] ---
    Mustn't sleep!
[07:31] ---
    ...Why?
[07:33] ---
    G-Gero...
SIGN    Hard Book
SIGN    Annoying
    Book
[07:35] ---
    If you ask me, read books.
[07:37] ---
    Exam-takers don't get summers.
[07:39] ---
    Uh... it isn't even summer.
[07:43] ---
    If you ask me, keep walking.
[07:45] ---
    Three steps forward, two steps forth.
[07:47] ---
    Nightly target: 10,000 steps!
[07:50] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    Pedometer
[07:51] ---
    B-By hand, sir?
[07:54] ---
    If you ask me, take cold baths.
[07:56] ---
    When it's hot, eat nabeyaki udon.
[07:59] ---
    S-So cold...
[08:01] ---
    J-Joriri... I need to use the bathroom.
[08:05] ---
    Ah? Wait a sec.
SIGN    Upstream
[08:10] ---
    Okay, go.
[08:11] ---
    Gero?! Here?!
[08:13] ---
    Don't try this at home, kids!
[08:18] ---
    J-Joriri, your way of life is...
[08:20] ---
    ...pretty hard in other ways, isn't it, sir?
[08:27] ---
    Gero? Joriri?
[08:29] ---
    G-Gero? What's this?
SIGN    Oranges
[08:32] ---
    Do you know about "day traders"?
[08:34] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
SIGN    Space Stock Market
[08:36] ---
    I eke out a living on the space stock market.
[08:39] ---
    I... see...
[08:41] ---
    If you ask me, take your eyes off it.
[08:43] ---
    That girl you loved...
    turn your head, and she's gone.
[08:46] ---
    Gero...
[08:52] ---
    Gero!
[08:54] ---
    I can't take any more of this lifestyle!!
[08:57] ---
    Ah, he ran.
[08:59] ---
    And, the following morning.
[09:01] ---
    Stupid frog!
[09:02] ---
    You were on cleaning duty yesterday!
[09:05] ---
    Do it properly!
[09:07] ---
    Cut me a break.
[09:11] ---
    Darn stuff.
SIGN    Brush Brush
[09:12] ---
    How does it always get so dirty?
[09:19] ---
    Oooh!
[09:20] ---
    It really does make you feel good
    when it's clean, sir!
[09:24] ---
    Okay! Let's work even harder, sir!
[09:27] [SONG] ---
    A new morning has come.
[09:31] [SONG] ---
    A morning of ambition.
[09:37] ---
    I feel fulfilled for the
    first time in a while, sir.
[09:42] ---
    Kero-chan.
[09:43] ---
    Gero?
[09:44] ---
    Today's Labor Appreciation Day, isn't it?
[09:46] ---
    Household chores count as a family job!
[09:50] ---
    So here's an expression of our
    gratitude for your daily work.
[09:53] ---
    Thanks for all the work you do!
[09:55] ---
    L-Lady Mom!
[09:57] ---
    Good work, Sarge!
[10:00] ---
    By now, you're the best in this house
    at cleaning, after all!
[10:04] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[10:06] ---
    Lady Natsumi...
[10:09] ---
    Thank you!
[10:13] ---
    I feel like I've understood
    the joy of hard work, sir.
[10:16] ---
    Working your hardest is a
    wonderful thing, isn't it, ma'am?
[10:20] ---
    I'm going to change my tune,
[10:22] ---
    carry out my duties in a way
    befitting a great leader,
[10:25] ---
    and work hard on that
    invasion of Pekopon, sir!
[10:28] ---
    We don't need that last part.
[10:32] ---
    Men... Sorry for all the trouble I caused, sir.
[10:36] ---
    I'll do my job as leader properly
    from now on, sir.
[10:39] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Congratulations! New Invasion Strategy Decided! Keroro Platoon
[10:40] ---
    My honorable leader!
    You have arrived at the perfect time!
[10:42] ---
    When we all did the office work
    together, it got done in no time!
[10:46] ---
    Oooh! When did this happen?!
SIGN    Admin (Done)
[10:48] ---
    And while we were at it,
    we put our heads together,
[10:51] ---
    and miraculously came up with
    a perfect invasion strategy!
[10:54] ---
    R-Really?!
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Machine
[10:56] ---
    Once we start up this Labor
    Appreciation Day-exclusive machine,
[10:59] ---
    the invasion of Pekopon will be
    completed in the blink of an eye!
[11:03] ---
    Gero! Brilliant!
[11:05] ---
    This is all because we were able to concentrate
    because you were not here, Mr. Sergeant!
[11:10] ---
    Thank you, Keroro!
[11:12] ---
    Ah, really? Man, being
    thanked feels good, sir!
[11:16] ---
    ...Wait.
SIGN    ...Wait.
[11:18] ---
    What the heck?!
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Machine
[11:20] ---
    Grrrrrrr! What's all this about things
    going well when I'm not here, huh?!
SIGN    Taut
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Machine
[11:33] ---
    Gero!
[11:35] ---
    And so, Sergeant Keroro learned
    the meaning of thanksgiving.
[11:38] ---
    But the road to invasion looks long.
SIGN    Shichimi
[11:49] ---
    When you all eat gyuudon, how do you eat it?
[11:52] ---
    Do you put shichimi on it,
    sesame seeds, or...
[11:56] ---
    Gero!!
SIGN    Gerooooooooo
[11:58] ---
    Wh-What have I done?!
[12:01] ---
    I treated myself to a gyuudon,
[12:04] ---
    and I forgot to take any red pickled ginger!
[12:08] ---
    Without the ginger,
[12:10] ---
    I feel like half the fun of
    my gyuudon time is gone...
[12:25] ---
    Gero...
[12:27] ---
    That's...
[12:30] ---
    Just then... the god of invasions...
[12:32] ---
    ...descended upon Sergeant Keroro's head!
SIGN    God
[12:43] ---
    Keroro: Fight, Minorangers, Sir!
[12:50] ---
    Good morning, men.
[12:51] ---
    Before we begin, take a look at this.
SIGN    Potato
    Chips
SIGN    Beef
[12:55] ---
    Gyuudon?
[12:56] ---
    This part.
[12:58] ---
    This flavor accentuates and highlights
    the main character known as the gyuudon.
SIGN    Red Pickled Ginger
[13:02] ---
    The ultimate minor ingredient,
    red pickled ginger!
SIGN    Parsley
SIGN    Tenkasu
[13:06] ---
    My research tells me that
[13:07] ---
    Pekoponians employ "supporting
    elements" such as this ginger
SIGN    Pickled ginger
SIGN    Red pickled ginger
[13:10] ---
    for a wide variety of foods,
    and tend to treasure them highly!
SIGN    Aonori
SIGN    Scallions
SIGN    Red pickled ginger
SIGN    Tsuma
[13:14] ---
    And so! Beginning with this ginger,
[13:17] ---
    we shall sneakily steal away these minor
    ingredients supporting the main dishes, sir!
SIGN    Potato
    Chips
[13:22] ---
    The Pekoponians,
    deprived of their enjoyment of food,
[13:25] ---
    will without doubt suffer and
    lose their will to fight!
[13:27] ---
    I see!
[13:29] ---
    For once, this strategy of yours
    seems to be on-point.
[13:32] ---
    Or, like, cogent reasons?
[13:34] ---
    Gero gerori.
[13:35] ---
    I cannot approve of this.
[13:38] ---
    To begin with, depriving a person
    of the joy of food is—
[13:40] ---
    Come on, then, Kululu!
[13:42] ---
    Need your help!
[13:42] ---
    Oh?
[13:43] ---
    Listen to me, Keroro-kun...
SIGN    Tenkasu
SIGN    Tsuma
SIGN    Red pickled ginger
SIGN    Parsley
SIGN    Aonori
[13:46] ---
    Ooh! What marvellous
    minor-character-like ingredients!
[13:57] ---
    The piquant one with the bright red body!
[13:59] ---
    Everyone's condiment, Pickled Ginger Red!
[14:01] ---
    Hyah!
SIGN    Minor
[14:02] ---
    It's green, but Blue!
[14:04] ---
    Sprinkle it on, Aonori Blue!
[14:07] ---
    Sprinkle-sprinkle!
[14:08] ---
    Not afros, vegetables!
[14:10] ---
    Eat it all up, Parsley Green!
[14:12] ---
    Bushy-bushy!
[14:14] ---
    Makes you want to dump them
    on your soba noodles!
[14:16] ---
    You're so fatty, Tenkasu Yellow!
[14:18] ---
    Smile...
[14:20] ---
    Don't forget for all your raw foods!
[14:22] ---
    Friend of your digestive system:
    Sashimi Tsuma White!
SIGN    This
[14:25] ---
    Ta-da!
[14:26] ---
    Minor-Part Warriors:
SIGN    Minor-Part Warriors
[14:29] ---
    Minorangers!
SIGN    Minorangers
[14:31] ---
    Th-They seem... pretty dull.
SIGN    Gloooooom
[14:35] ---
    Minorangers!
[14:37] ---
    Gather all the condiments from around the city
    and make those Pekoponians suffer, sir!
SIGN    Gloom
[14:41] ---
    It's impossible.
    We only have minor roles, after all.
SIGN    Depressed
[14:45] ---
    No one would probably miss us
    if we disappeared, anyway...
[14:48] ---
    That's me...
SIGN    Mutter
    Mutter
    Mutter
[14:49] ---
    Yeah, I know what you mean...
[14:51] ---
    Who cares, who cares...
[14:53] ---
    Why are they in the corner?
[14:55] ---
    It looks like their minor roles got to them.
    They're strangely self-deprecating.
[14:59] ---
    Or, like, troubles ahead?
[15:00] ---
    My honorable leader.
    For their sakes, if nothing else,
[15:04] ---
    it may be better to abort th—
[15:06] ---
    Guys, come on!
SIGN    Mutter Mutter Mutter
[15:07] ---
    Isn't this just the kind of time when
    you want to get right in the spotlight?
[15:11] ---
    I think it's a great chance for you
    to assert your presence!
[15:15] ---
    Listen to me, Keroro-kun...
[15:17] ---
    Excuse me...
[15:18] ---
    Yes?
[15:19] ---
    Green?
[15:20] ---
    I get put beside fried prawns and stuff...
[15:24] ---
    But... most people won't eat me.
[15:27] ---
    They only see me as a decoration...
[15:31] ---
    I'm a food, as well...
[15:34] ---
    I feel like crying...
[15:35] ---
    Green... You're...
[15:38] ---
    I'm just like you...
    I end up left next to the sashimi,
[15:41] ---
    and most people won't eat me.
[15:44] ---
    Everyone hates me because
    I get stuck on their teeth.
[15:47] ---
    Yes... And people complain about me when
    I come served on top of the yakisoba...
[15:52] ---
    I've been told that charging extra for tanuki soba
    is a joke because I'm just tempura refuse.
[15:56] ---
    I understand! I understand how you feel!
[15:59] ---
    How the heck do you understand?!
[16:01] ---
    I really think now's the time
    for you to all unite,
[16:03] ---
    and get your revenge on
    those Pekoponians, sir!
SIGN    Aonori
[16:06] ---
    ...Should we?
[16:07] ---
    I... want to do it!
[16:09] ---
    Me, too.
[16:10] ---
    It sounds nice.
[16:14] ---
    All right. Let's do it.
SIGN    Yeahhh
[16:18] ---
    It's like...
[16:19] ---
    Let's do our best.
[16:20] ---
    ...I have absolutely no idea
    if they're fired up or not.
[16:25] ---
    Gero gerori.
[16:25] ---
    Go, fight!
[16:26] ---
    Not quite it...
[16:28] ---
    Everyone, fight!
[16:29] ---
    Yeah, that sounds good!
[16:33] ---
    Red pickled ginger, gather!
[16:36] ---
    Aonori, harvest!
[16:39] ---
    Parsley, adhere!
[16:41] ---
    Tenkasu, collect!
[16:43] ---
    Sashimi tsuma, inbound!
[16:46] ---
    Let me explain!
[16:47] ---
    By gathering up all of their respective
    ingredients, the Minorangers...
[16:51] ---
    ...achieve pretty much nothing!
[16:53] ---
    These are all condiments!
SIGN    Plonkity-plonk
[16:55] ---
    All the condiments in the city are now here!
[16:58] ---
    I'm sure looking forward to tomorrow, sir!
SIGN    Restaurant Oba-chan Meal-Set Restaurant Oba-chan
[17:02] ---
    Oh no! We're out of parsley!
[17:05] ---
    Don't you have any red pickled ginger
    or aonori or tenkasu?
[17:08] ---
    That sucks...
[17:10] ---
    I'm sorry.
[17:11] ---
    I'm sorry. We're out of tsuma.
[17:13] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Troubled
[17:15] ---
    We're receiving operation success
    reports from every area!
[17:19] ---
    Or, like, smoothly sailing?
[17:21] ---
    This time! This time, we have
    won a total victory, sir!
[17:25] ---
    The Pekoponians are wailing and suffering!
[17:28] ---
    It's not a fancy plan, but...
[17:30] ---
    ...it appears to be true that they are
    psychologically cornered.
[17:33] ---
    Not bad, Keroro.
[17:35] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[17:36] ---
    I-It looks like it's going well...
[17:39] ---
    Th-This was the right thing to do, right?
SIGN    News N
SIGN    Oba-chan Meal-Set Restaurant
SIGN    Police
    Superintendent
SIGN    The condiments disappeared!
    "Suddenly..."
[17:43] ---
    All the condiments throughout Inner-Tokyo
    have vanished suddenly, without a trace!
[17:46] ---
    The police are investigating this bizarre case,
    along with specially-formed task force...
[17:50] ---
    Ahh!
[17:51] ---
    What's wrong?
[17:52] ---
    Look, even the condiment
    in my cup yakisoba is gone!
SIGN    Sauce
[17:56] ---
    Huh?
[17:57] ---
    I don't really notice them normally, but...
SIGN    Red pickled ginger
SIGN    Aonori
[18:00] ---
    ...come to think of it, a yakisoba
    with no aonori or ginger is pretty lacking.
[18:05] ---
    These are the kinds of things
    you notice after they're gone.
[18:09] ---
    Could... this be...
SIGN    I'm not doing anything.
[18:13] ---
    "I'm not doing anything."
[18:15] ---
    I knew it.
[18:17] ---
    S-Sarge...
[18:20] ---
    STUPID FROG!
[18:20] ---
    Gero?!
[18:23] ---
    I knew this was your doing again!
[18:26] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[18:28] ---
    Honestly!
[18:29] ---
    You mustn't do things like this, Sarge!
[18:31] ---
    Well... uh... the thing is...
[18:34] ---
    Do it.
[18:34] ---
    Click!
[18:38] ---
    Natsumi!
[18:39] ---
    I won't let you interfere this time, ma'am!
[18:42] ---
    It's sad, but this is war.
[18:45] ---
    We should widen our operation
    from Inner-Tokyo,
[18:47] ---
    and steal all the aonori, tenkasu, tsuma
    and parsely from throughout Pekopon!
[18:51] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[18:53] ---
    Wh—
[18:54] ---
    What did you say?!
[18:56] ---
    What?! But I quite like parsley!
[19:00] ---
    Your sense of taste is quite niche, isn't it.
[19:03] ---
    You think? It's pretty tasty.
[19:07] ---
    Green...
[19:08] ---
    Right! Let's expand our
    area of operation, sir!
[19:11] ---
    Minorangers, move out, sir!
SIGN    Silence...
[19:15] ---
    Gero? What's wrong, sir?
[19:18] ---
    Once again! Minorangers, move out!
[19:23] ---
    Sure...
[19:23] ---
    Right...
[19:24] ---
    Yeah...
[19:26] ---
    Sorry...
[19:27] ---
    Green?
[19:28] ---
    Sorry, guys... I can't.
[19:31] ---
    What's wrong?
[19:32] ---
    Well, it's nothing...
[19:34] ---
    What do the words of someone
    as forgettable as me matter, anyway?
[19:38] ---
    Speak your mind, friend.
[19:40] ---
    It matters not whether you
    stand out or otherwise.
[19:43] ---
    You should say whatever it is
    you wish to say!
[19:48] ---
    I...
[19:50] ---
    Rather than trying to get people
    to notice me by not being eaten...
[19:54] ---
    ...even if it means they don't notice me...
[19:57] ---
    ...I think I'd be happier to have
    even one more person eat me.
[20:07] ---
    You're right. After all, we are foods.
[20:10] ---
    Leader!
[20:12] ---
    Leader!
[20:14] ---
    Now is the time...
[20:15] ---
    ...for us to stand
     in the middle of the stage...
SIGN    Center Stage
[20:18] ---
    ...and fight!
[20:20] ---
    Gero...
[20:21] ---
    What did you say?!
[20:23] ---
    Those who disturb the peace
    at the dinner table...
[20:26] ---
    We will defeat them!
[20:28] ---
    A clearly unpracticed team pose!
[20:30] ---
    How dare you mere minor characters...
[20:32] ---
    ...betray the main hero!?
[20:34] ---
    You are no zako (small fries), boys! No zako!
[20:37] ---
    Get them, my minions, sir!
[20:40] ---
    Already surrendered unconditionally!
[20:42] ---
    Gero?
[20:42] ---
    Let's do this! Minorangers,
    Magic Circle Attack!
[20:46] ---
    Yeah!
[20:47] ---
    But there's five of you?
[20:48] ---
    Release!
[20:49] ---
    Toss!
[20:50] ---
    Receive!
[20:53] ---
    Attack!
[20:54] ---
    Gero!
[21:00] ---
    Darn you...
[21:01] ---
    Minor-Part Warriors!
[21:02] ---
    Minorangers!
[21:04] ---
    Their poses are definitely off.
[21:06] ---
    Wait, who are these guys?
[21:08] ---
    D-Don't ask me...
[21:09] ---
    Nin, nin.
[21:12] ---
    You really do need red pickled ginger.
[21:14] ---
    Sis, parsley, please!
[21:17] ---
    Yes, they may have only minor roles,
    but we can't do without them!
[21:22] ---
    Incidentally, for some
    considerable time after,
SIGN    Aonori
SIGN    Red pickled ginger
[21:24] ---
    the gathered condiments became
    Keroro's staple foods.
[21:28] ---
    I don't feel like I've eaten anything.
[21:30] ---
    Too spicy.
[21:31] ---
    Too bitter...
[21:32] ---
    I've got aonori stuck on my teeth!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
[23:07] ---
    I am Sergeant Keroro, sir.
SIGN    Invasion
[23:09] ---
    Lady Natsumi loves stuffed toys!
[23:11] ---
    On Pekopon, they're fluffy and cuddly, but...
[23:14] ---
    ...the ones on Keron are damp and sticky.
[23:17] ---
    Their moist and slimy skin
    is super realistic to the touch.
[23:20] ---
    They're cute and irresistibly huggable, sir!
[23:23] ---
    Never mind that. Do you remember Gyororo?
[23:26] ---
    "Nuii: Don't Throw Me Away, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!