E49 - Kululu: How to Succeed in the Universe, Sir! / Momoka: W(hite)-Day:Operation Pinnacle, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    On this day, something unbelievable
    happened in the Hinata household.
[01:36] ---
    Oh, no. The laundry will be ruined!
[01:46] ---
    Kululu. Is that...?
[01:47] ---
    Oh, this? I just happened to see it out there,
    so I couldn't resist.
[01:56] ---
    Well, I only did it on a whim.
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku... (Heh heh heh heh heh...)
[02:01] ---
    W-Why would... Kululu...?!
[02:07] ---
    Oh, man... Where could it possibly be?
[02:10] ---
    The Truth about the Roswell
    UFO Incident. Did I throw it away?
SIGN    The Truth about the
    Roswell UFO Incident
[02:14] ---
    Are you, by any chance,
     looking for this book?
[02:17] ---
    Yes. That's the one.
[02:19] ---
    I just happened to see Natsumi throw it away.
[02:22] ---
    So I picked it up for you.
[02:24] ---
    Oh, thank you.
[02:25] ---
    But... I guess... you probably
    want something in return, right?
[02:30] ---
    Not really.
[02:30] ---
    Huh?!
[02:31] ---
    I just did it on a whim.
[02:35] ---
    W-Why would... Kululu...?!
[02:41] ---
    Kululu: How to Succeed
    in the Universe, Sir!
SIGN    Budget
[02:48] ---
    We have no budget.
[02:49] ---
    We have no ideas.
SIGN    Ideas (Plans)
SIGN    Military force
[02:51] ---
    We have no military force.
[02:52] ---
    Yet we're invaders? Don't make me laugh!
[02:56] ---
    What's the point? It's all your fault.
[02:57] ---
    What we don't have is your motivation!
[02:59] ---
    Stop wasting time and money on Gundam models!
[03:01] ---
    Lately I've been holding back,
    and only bought a few!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon
    Invasion of Earth
[03:04] ---
    They're just bigger and more expensive!
[03:07] ---
    Oh, boy. Here we go again.
[03:10] ---
    Just call me when you two
    decide on a policy, okay?
[03:13] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama...
    you think you can just sit out again?
[03:16] ---
    Munching snacks while
    watching from your ivory tower, huh?
[03:18] ---
    You do nothing,
[03:19] ---
    yet you sure know how to criticize,
    don't you, soldier?
[03:21] ---
    The nerve... Who do you think you are?
SIGN    Snap
[03:24] ---
    Snap...
[03:25] ---
    What did you say? Tamama Impact!
[03:30] ---
    Yeah, bring it on!
[03:37] ---
    Uncle, please stop!
     Or, like, lawless district?!
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku...
    (Heh heh heh heh heh...)
[03:41] ---
    Huh?
[03:42] ---
    Clumsy and awkward.
[03:45] ---
    What?
[03:45] ---
    Can't you live more intelligently?
[03:49] ---
    Don't you know what they call savoir-faire?
SIGN    Savoir-faire
[03:52] ---
    "Savoir-faire."
[03:53] ---
    It means knowing how to succeed in life.
[03:57] ---
    Is Kululu around?
[03:58] ---
    What do you want?
[03:59] ---
    Thanks again for what you did earlier.
SIGN    This is a Space Alien!!
[04:02] ---
    To thank you, I brought you
    this book that I recommend.
[04:05] ---
    Well, I guess I'll check it
    out sometime when I'm bored.
[04:09] ---
    I've gotta go. You're better
    than I thought, Kululu.
[04:12] ---
    I'm flabbergasted.
[04:15] ---
    W-Why are you so chummy with him?
    Why does he think so highly of you?
[04:21] ---
    I'm sure he just used some
    outlandish invention or weird waves.
[04:25] ---
    I'm coming in.
[04:27] ---
    Natsumi. W-What do you want?
[04:29] ---
    I don't want anything from you.
SIGN    Shock
[04:31] ---
    Kululu? Where are you?
[04:33] ---
    I'm over here.
[04:35] ---
    Thanks for your help earlier.
    Just a little something to thank you.
[04:39] ---
    What the heck is this?
[04:40] ---
    Homemade cookies made
    from all-natural ingredients.
[04:42] ---
    They're good for you.
[04:44] ---
    Hey, hey, what's with the spiral shape?
[04:46] ---
    Well, I guess I can eat them for your sake.
[04:49] ---
    What kind of bull is that? Well,
    I guess it's to be expected from you.
SIGN    Shock
[04:54] ---
    Anyway, thank you, Kululu.
    You're better than I thought.
SIGN    Shock
[04:59] ---
    What's going on here?
[05:00] ---
    I... I do not believe it!
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku... (Heh heh heh heh heh...)
[05:05] ---
    What on Earth did you do, Kululu-senpai?!
[05:08] ---
    Teach us, O great magician.
[05:11] ---
    Shine your light on our pathetic selves!
[05:13] ---
    How can I refuse?
    Okay, I'll tell you one thing:
[05:17] ---
    "Do something you normally
    wouldn't." That's it.
[05:25] ---
    Just by doing one thing
    that he normally would not do,
[05:28] ---
    Fukki and Natchi became putty in his hands.
[05:30] ---
    That seems hard to believe, but...
[05:34] ---
    Tamama-sama! Excuse us!
[05:47] ---
    The Nishizawa Maid Team, at your service!
[05:50] ---
    Thank you, as always, for all your hard work!
[05:53] ---
    I know!
[05:55] ---
    Excuse me, maids.
[05:56] ---
    Yes?
[05:57] ---
    I will do all the cleaning today.
[06:00] ---
    What?!
[06:01] ---
    I will wipe up my own sweat and blood.
SIGN    Clench
[06:07] ---
    Here I go!
[06:08] ---
    That's wonderful, Tamama-sama!
[06:10] ---
    You're even cuter than ever.
[06:12] ---
    This feels so great.
SIGN    Aw! Aw! Aw! Aww!
[06:15] ---
    Oh... Tama-chan!
[06:16] ---
    Momoka-sama!
[06:18] ---
    Tamama-sama here insisted
    that he clean up the house today.
[06:21] ---
    How gracious of you, Tama-chan.
SIGN    Pet pet
[06:24] ---
    As a reward, here are
    some soon-to-be-in-store sweets
[06:27] ---
    currently being developed
    at Nishizawa Confectionary.
[06:30] ---
    Yay!
[06:32] ---
    One piece costs 241,500 yen.
[06:34] ---
    It's real yummy. It touches my heart.
[06:39] ---
    What?!
[06:40] ---
    I only did something
    I normally wouldn't do,
[06:42] ---
    but the result was incredible.
    You should try, Mr. Sergeant.
[06:47] ---
    Gotta do something I wouldn't
    normally do right away, sir!
[06:52] ---
    Well, I'm going to make a plastic model.
[06:55] ---
    But this time, I'm making
    something I usually don't. A castle.
SIGN    Kumamoto Castle Classic Japanese Castles Series (3)
[06:59] ---
    Not just any old castle, but Kumamoto Castle.
[07:03] ---
    Whaddaya think?
    Whaddaya think? Master Fuyuki!
[07:06] ---
    Oh, yeah? Good luck.
[07:08] ---
    But this isn't what I normally do, sir.
[07:11] ---
    Yeah, I guess not.
[07:12] ---
    Gero!
[07:13] ---
    This is not what I was told.
    In that case, I'll try this!
SIGN    Exclusively for Captain Geroro
[07:16] ---
    My videotape used exclusively
    to record Captain Geroro.
SIGN    Video 1
[07:19] ---
    I set the timer for the show.
    I'll check to see if it's been recorded.
[07:25] ---
    6-4 Kaku.
[07:26] ---
    Gero!
[07:26] ---
    Oh, no. I've never done this before!
[07:29] ---
    I set the wrong time on the VCR
    and recorded something else, sir!
[07:33] ---
    Glance...
SIGN    Glance
[07:33] ---
    I'm sure the DVD will be out soon.
[07:36] ---
    No way! I did that on purpose for nothing?
SIGN    No way
[07:40] ---
    Then how about this?
[07:42] ---
    I'll fold the toilet paper end to
    form a neat little triangle.
SIGN    Small and compact
[07:45] ---
    Oh... But since I don't normally do this,
    it's much harder than I thought, sir.
[07:50] ---
    What are you wasting all that paper for?
[07:52] ---
    Get out! I wanna use the bathroom!
[07:55] ---
    In that case...
[07:57] ---
    A purse.
SIGN    Purse
[07:59] ---
    Something I never do. I'm going shopping
[08:01] ---
    without using my anti-barrier, ma'am.
[08:03] ---
    In your dreams.
[08:05] ---
    You haven't finished
    cleaning the toilet yet.
[08:08] ---
    Folding the paper into a triangle won't
    fool me into thinking you're done.
[08:14] ---
    I can't believe this... Why...?!
[08:17] ---
    I'm working so hard doing all
    these things I don't normally do.
[08:22] ---
    Yet I'm finding absolutely no happiness.
[08:24] ---
    Something I don't normally do...
    What else is there?
[08:27] ---
    Think... Come on, think.
[08:30] ---
    Something I don't normally do...
SIGN    Gerori
[08:40] ---
    What else but invading Pekopon?!
[08:43] ---
    Sergeant Keroro finally seems
    hell-bent on conquering Earth.
[08:46] ---
    Will Earth finally fall into
    the evil hands of the invaders?
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
[09:00] ---
    Um... is there a problem?
[09:03] ---
    How am I supposed to use this?
[09:07] ---
    You sure are pathetic.
[09:09] ---
    Oh. Let's start by pushing this button.
    It seems pretty self-explanatory, sir.
SIGN    Are you really going to push it? Are you sure you won't regret it? Please reconsider!
[09:16] ---
    There.
SIGN    Oh, you pushed it!!
SIGN    Danger This is bad You're terrible You've done it now!! Goodbye It's the end!!
[09:17] ---
    Huh? Huh? What? What'd I do?
SIGN    This is bad Oh man, danger You're terrible
SIGN    You've done it now!! Goodbye Oh man, it's the end!! It's the end!! Danger
[09:20] ---
    Uncle! Did you press that button over there?
[09:22] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    You've done it now!! Goodbye
[09:24] ---
    Or, like, evil monster?
[09:27] ---
    Huh? What?
[09:30] ---
    Or, like, final weapon?
[09:44] ---
    That light will bring destruction
    to Pekopon. Koyuki-dono!
[09:48] ---
    Okay!
[09:50] ---
    Ready... go!
[09:55] ---
    Dororo Ninja Art: Barrier.
[09:59] ---
    Laser Reflection!
[10:09] ---
    Oh, man. Who knew that button
    was so dangerous?
[10:13] ---
    Or, like, it was too much trouble
    to read the manual, so...
[10:15] ---
    You know, they're so
    thick and all, it's a waste of...
[10:18] ---
    It is true that you may
    sometimes be praised
[10:19] ---
    for doing something good
    that you would normally not do.
[10:21] ---
    However! You almost
    destroyed Pekopon for that.
[10:26] ---
    Dororo's eyes mean business!
[10:28] ---
    He's quite scary when he gets angry.
[10:30] ---
    Be quiet.
[10:34] ---
    Ouch.
[10:35] ---
    Ouch! Ouch!
[10:36] ---
    I'm sorry!
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku...
    (Heh heh heh heh heh...)
[10:36] ---
    It's because you tried to
    force yourself to do things
[10:38] ---
    you normally wouldn't do.
[10:40] ---
    W-What do you mean, sir?
[10:42] ---
    This all started
[10:42] ---
    because of what you did for
    Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki.
[10:45] ---
    What're you talking about?
    I don't recall doing anything for them.
[10:49] ---
    Kululu!
[10:50] ---
    What the heck did you do to the laundry?
[10:53] ---
    Look what you did to my t-shirt!
[10:55] ---
    The most important page
    in this book has been ripped out!
[10:57] ---
    How could you do that?
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku...
    (Heh heh heh heh heh...)
[11:01] ---
    Kululu!!
[11:03] ---
    I thought something was up.
[11:04] ---
    What are you gonna do about this t-shirt?
[11:06] ---
    I never should've thanked you.
[11:08] ---
    M-My glasses...
[11:12] ---
    Hey, wasn't it supposed to be savoir-faire?
[11:15] ---
    Jerk till the end.
    That's the Kululu aesthetic.
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku...
    (Heh heh heh heh heh...)
[11:23] ---
    Something I wouldn't normally do...
    Something different...
SIGN    Heart and Clover
[11:32] ---
    W-Who's that?
[11:36] ---
    H-Hi, Natsumi. L-L-Let's have
    some tea together for a change.
[11:51] ---
    March 14th is White Day.
[11:57] ---
    Nishizawa-san, this is a gift to thank you
    for Valentine's Day. Thank you.
[12:05] ---
    You finally did it, milady Momoka.
[12:09] ---
    Yes. Now all that's left is for him
    to declare his love for me.
[12:12] ---
    Just leave everything to me.
[12:15] ---
    I'll prepare the perfect setting
    for his declaration of love.
SIGN    Clench
[12:19] ---
    Is this a new plan?
[12:22] ---
    So far, all the plans that
    we've come up with have turned out...
SIGN    Throbbing Heart Tour Plan (5 billion yen)
    Love Escape Plan (12.6 billion yen)
    Lovey Dovey Hot Springs Plan (15 billion yen) Surprise at the Cabin Plan (24 billion yen)
     2/14 Victory Plan (2.5 billion yen)
    Paul's Miracle Plan...
[12:25] ---
    True. I'm afraid none of them
    have been successful.
[12:28] ---
    But... I have the perfect plan this time.
SIGN    Squeeze
[12:34] ---
    Momoka: W(hite)-Day:
    Operation Pinnacle, Sir!
[12:40] ---
    This time, we'll use the
    Nishizawa super-computer to create
[12:43] ---
    a perfect simulation of the plan
    before we set it in motion.
[12:48] ---
    Simulation?
[12:49] ---
    I suppose we could call it a "rehearsal."
[12:52] ---
    I think it would be easier if
    I demonstrated what I mean.
[12:56] ---
    A Nishizawa Group invention:
    the Super Virtual Simulator.
[13:15] ---
    What's this place?
[13:18] ---
    You're in a perfect replica of the
    city outside, created by the Simulator.
[13:22] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[13:24] ---
    Uh... Fuyuki-kun.
[13:26] ---
    And that is a virtual copy of Master Fuyuki.
[13:29] ---
    What's up? Where are you off to today?
[13:31] ---
    Uh...
[13:32] ---
    All types of data about Master Fuyuki
    have been stored in this Simulator.
[13:37] ---
    That means the virtual Master Fuyuki
[13:38] ---
    will react in exactly the
    same way as the real one.
[13:42] ---
    Oh...
[13:43] ---
    We shall now begin the
    actual simulation process.
[13:49] ---
    First, we have the "declaring
    his love for you after he saves you
[13:52] ---
    from getting harassed
     by thugs" plan.
[13:55] ---
    W-Will such a simple plan work?
[13:59] ---
    Clichéd plans like these
    are sometimes more effective.
SIGN    Dramatization
[14:03] ---
    By saving you from the thugs,
    his brain will secrete adrenaline.
SIGN    Secretion
[14:07] ---
    That excitement will push him
    to declare his love for you.
SIGN    Declaration
[14:12] ---
    I wonder if that could actually work.
[14:14] ---
    That's why we will use
    the Simulator to find out.
[14:18] ---
    Hey, hey.
[14:19] ---
    What's the big deal, acting all
    lovey-dovey in broad daylight?!
[14:22] ---
    You showing off or what?!
[14:24] ---
    Let's see what Master Fuyuki will do.
[14:32] ---
    Only one thing to do.
[14:34] ---
    Fuyuki-kun?
[14:37] ---
    Run for it!
[14:39] ---
    Fuyuki-kun?
SIGN    Traffic
    Safety
    Week
[14:40] ---
    Officer!
[14:43] ---
    Bad ending. Rank D.
[14:48] ---
    That was a rather dismal turn of events.
[14:51] ---
    But when you're being
    harassed by scary people,
[14:54] ---
    that's probably the right thing to do.
[14:56] ---
    That is true.
[14:57] ---
    How about getting attacked
    by aliens, instead of humans?
[15:02] ---
    That might work. When you
    think of Fuyuki-kun, you think of aliens.
[15:05] ---
    I'm sure if it were an alien,
    he'd stand up to it on his own.
SIGN    Dramatization
[15:10] ---
    Get me a Hollywood special effects
    make-up artist over here at once.
[15:13] ---
    Oh, and an actor, as well.
    I'll leave the casting to you.
[15:17] ---
    George? He'll do fine.
[15:19] ---
    Inputting data of Hollywood actor
    George Nakata,
[15:22] ---
    as well as the special effects alien.
[15:24] ---
    So this time, it's a
    simulation of an alien attack.
[15:30] ---
    I'm scared, Fuyuki-kun!
[15:33] ---
    I-It's an alien!
[15:35] ---
    Huh?
[15:36] ---
    Awesome! It's slimy!
[15:39] ---
    I'm scared!
[15:40] ---
    Don't worry, Nishizawa-san.
[15:41] ---
    You can count on me when it comes to aliens.
SIGN    Squeeze
[15:46] ---
    This way!
[15:48] ---
    And Fuyuki-kun runs away again.
SIGN    Fuyuki runs away again (lol)
[15:50] ---
    I'm pretty sure that type of alien
    can't see in the dark.
[15:54] ---
    If we can just go down into the sewer...
[15:56] ---
    There's a manhole 500 meters ahead.
[15:58] ---
    Darkness in an extreme situation.
[16:00] ---
    It's the perfect situation
    for his declaration of love.
[16:08] ---
    Master Fuyuki. What's the matter, sir?
[16:12] ---
    Master Fuyuki. That alien's got some
    awesome special effects makeup on!
[16:17] ---
    What? You mean this is
    just special effects makeup?
[16:22] ---
    Gero!
[16:23] ---
    Why, if it isn't George Nakata!
    I hear he may play the lead role
[16:27] ---
    in the upcoming Hollywood film
    Captain Geroro, the Movie!
[16:30] ---
    Can I have an autograph?
[16:32] ---
    Bad ending. Rank E.
[16:36] ---
    What the hell is with these simulations?!
[16:39] ---
    Every detail about Master Fuyuki
    has been entered into the computer,
[16:43] ---
    including the people around him,
    cats, dogs, and even the aliens.
[16:47] ---
    It seems Master Keroro is getting in the way.
[16:51] ---
    We'll supply him with Gundam models
    so he won't leave the house.
[16:55] ---
    Purchase a Gundam model
    factory immediately.
[16:58] ---
    Have it produce knock-offs,
[16:59] ---
    and make sure the designs
    are similar, but not identical!
[17:03] ---
    Data input complete.
[17:07] ---
    Nishizawa-san, this way!
[17:10] ---
    It worked!
[17:13] ---
    Jealousy, jealousy...
[17:13] ---
    Tama-chan?
[17:14] ---
    Hey. What is up with you two?
[17:18] ---
    Leave this to me!
[17:22] ---
    Bad ending. Rank F.
[17:24] ---
    Provide Master Tamama
    with soon-to-be-in-store sweets,
[17:26] ---
    and make sure
    he doesn't leave his room.
[17:28] ---
    Data input complete.
[17:32] ---
    Nishizawa-san, this way!
SIGN    White Day Liquidation Sale 50% Off
[17:39] ---
    I wasn't able to give anything to
    Natsumi yesterday for White Day.
[17:43] ---
    Even though it's a day late,
    I should still give her something.
[17:46] ---
    But... there's no way I can buy anything
    unless I deactivate my anti-barrier.
[17:51] ---
    What the heck should I do?
[17:53] ---
    It's a hostile alien! Stop right there!
[17:56] ---
    Buy some White Day sweets
    for Master Giroro.
[17:59] ---
    Data input complete.
[18:03] ---
    Nishizawa-san, this way!
[18:09] ---
    Fuyuki-dono is in grave danger!
[18:13] ---
    Turn Master Dororo's trauma switch on.
[18:16] ---
    Use that music box that
    Master Keroro once broke.
[18:19] ---
    What? It's at a premium
    and is hard to get now?
[18:22] ---
    I don't care how much it costs.
    Buy one from a collector!
[18:25] ---
    Data input complete.
[18:27] ---
    Nishizawa-san, this way!
[18:33] ---
    I'm sure glad Mr. Yoshizaki
    was able to finish his script early.
[18:38] ---
    Fuyuki!
[18:43] ---
    Buy Kadoyama Publishing and launch
    Daily Captain Geroro Magazine.
[18:48] ---
    Make Mr. Yoshizaki work harder!
[18:51] ---
    Data input complete.
[18:53] ---
    Nishizawa-san, this way!
[18:58] ---
    Wait. Let's go this way.
[18:59] ---
    Why?!
[19:00] ---
    Fill the gaps between the walls!
    A public street? Who cares!
[19:04] ---
    Buy it from the government if you have to.
[19:05] ---
    Have them build a wall at once!
[19:07] ---
    Clear every obstacle before the manhole!
[19:10] ---
    Get rid of streets and houses
     that'll get in the way.
[19:12] ---
    Those school girls will have to go, too!
[19:15] ---
    That pop idol's in the way, too.
[19:17] ---
    Quit interviewing that
    blonde celebrity over there!
[19:19] ---
    Stop selling leftovers!
SIGN    Instant
    Dumplings
[19:21] ---
    Stop yapping in the park!
[19:23] ---
    Stop cutting class!
SIGN    Hall Kaneko Hardware Fish Shop
[19:24] ---
    That's in the way, too. That, too.
SIGN    Shopping District
[19:26] ---
    Everything, be gone!
SIGN    Right Here
[19:31] ---
    Over there!
[19:34] ---
    We'll be safe down here, so don't worry.
[19:37] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
SIGN    Squeeze
[19:40] ---
    It feels like we're the main characters
    in a movie or something.
[19:44] ---
    Yes... like boyfriend and girlfriend...
[19:48] ---
    N-Nishizawa-san...
[19:49] ---
    Y-Yes?
[19:50] ---
    Nishizawa-san... I...
[19:53] ---
    Yes?
[19:54] ---
    I...
[19:55] ---
    Yes?
[19:56] ---
    I...
[19:57] ---
    Yes!
[20:05] ---
    Happy ending! Rank S.
[20:07] ---
    We finally did it, milady Momoka...
[20:10] ---
    The last simulation was a perfect success.
[20:12] ---
    All we have to do now is
    make it happen in the real world!
[20:15] ---
    Yes!
[20:18] ---
    And finally, the real deal.
SIGN    Right Here
[20:27] ---
    Awesome! It's slimy!
[20:29] ---
    I'm scared!
[20:31] ---
    Nishizawa-san, this way!
[20:33] ---
    It's going exactly the way we simulated it.
SIGN    Clench
[20:37] ---
    We'll be safe down here, so don't worry.
[20:39] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
SIGN    Squeeze
[20:42] ---
    It feels like we're the main
    characters in a movie or something.
[20:46] ---
    Yes... like boyfriend and girlfriend...
[20:50] ---
    N-Nishizawa-san...
[20:51] ---
    Y-Yes?
[20:53] ---
    Nishizawa-san... I...
[20:55] ---
    Yes?
[20:56] ---
    I...
[20:57] ---
    Yes.
[20:59] ---
    Fuyuki-kun will finally declare
    his true feelings for me.
[21:02] ---
    I... Nishizawa-san, I...
[21:13] ---
    Oh, man, I'm all wet now.
[21:18] ---
    I'm so sorry. It's my
    brother's fault. I'm sorry.
[21:22] ---
    Just about everything was
    entered into the super-computer,
[21:25] ---
    but it was missing
    Space Detective 556's data.
[21:30] ---
    That man... Who was that?
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro-doro...
    We shall begin!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Doro-doro-doro-doro Doro-doro-doro-doro...
    Hajimeru de gozaru!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Doro-doro-doro-doro.
    This is the Dororo drawing song!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Doro-doro-doro-doro
    Dororo no ekaki uta!!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Er... haven't you forgotten someone?
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Ano~, hitori wasurecha imasen ka?
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    I am just like Keroro up until the eyes.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Me made wa Keroro-kun to onaji de gozaru…
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Don't copy me, will you?
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    "Mane sunna yo na~"
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Eat your meal with chopsticks.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gohan wa ohashi de tabemashou
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Using a spork is not proper etiquette.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Saki ware supuun wa jadou de gozaru
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with using one?!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    "Ii jan betsu ni~"
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Fuji is the tallest mountain in Japan.
    (Hey, where's Dororo?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Fuji wa Nippon-ichi no yama
    "Are, Dororo wa?"
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Move stealthily, tip-toe, keep to the shadows.
    (Dororo's not here!)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Nuke ashi sashi ashi shinobi ashi
    "Dororo inee jan"
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    With a twisted headband tied about my head,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Nejiri hachimaki kiriri to shimete
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    I was forced to do a lap leaping like a frog.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Kaeru tobi isshuu saserarete…
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    What happened?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    "Doshita no?"
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    I had a bitter experience with a persimmon
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Kaki ni mo tsurai omoide ga…
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Which turned on my trauma switch.
     (Doro-doro-doro-doro...)
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Torauma suicchi haitta
    de gozaru (Dorodoro…)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    If there is trouble in the west,
     misfortune in the east,
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Nishi no momegoto higashi no wazawai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    I shall be there,
    using Ninja Art: Hurricane! (Toiya!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Ninpou "Hayate" de sanjou itasou! (Toiya!)
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    My shiny throwing star is for enforcing peace.
    We are truly friends, are we not?
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kagayaku shuriken heiwa no tame ni
    Bokutachi honto ni tomodachi da yo ne
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Gero?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    "Gero?"
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Now it is complete!
    It is Lance Corporal Dororo! (Nin!)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Dororo Heichou kansei degozaru!!! (Nin!)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    It's a wildly-welcomed
    character drawing song! Gero!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:06] ---
    Oh, thanks for all your support.
     I'm the Narrator.
[23:10] ---
    Looks like I'm not quite popular, after all.
[23:14] ---
    I was dreaming of the day I'd see a
    Narrator cell phone strap or plushie...
[23:19] ---
    That aside, the next episode
[23:20] ---
    is the danger that
    strikes the Iron Lady Natsumi.
[23:22] ---
    "Natsumi: The Fiery Warrior
    of Earth, Sir!"
[23:25] ---
    "Giroro: If I Don't Do It, Who Will, Sir?"
[23:29] ---
    Two stories in one. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!