E148 - Koyuki in Historical Wonderland, Sir! / Keroro: Let's Pounce on Chuubei-sama, Sir!

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[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Sounds ring out and they reach you.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Oto ga natte todoite'te
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    They linger on, and they teach you.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    The words I sing and the sights I see...
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Sonna koto yori nemui ne
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Ame ga satte odoroite
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Soto ga harete utagattari ne
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Should I buy an umbrella,
    or should I just watch out?
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    I've had enough of showing off my clout.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Mou sanzan furutte
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    You tell me first to get stronger!
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
SIGN    Strategy Meeting
     Gundam Models
    Cleaning
    Laundry
    Gundam Models again
     Training
     Good night
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Hayaku ookiku naru tte
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Hayaku aitaku naru tte
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Hayaku aitaku naru tte
[01:31] ---
    In a rural town apart from the city,
[01:34] ---
    here stands the famous
    "Historical Wonderland"!
SIGN    Historical Wonderland
[01:37] ---
    Wow, we're really here, Natsumi-san!
SIGN    Barrier - Historical Wonderland Entrance
[01:40] ---
    We're suddenly at the barrier! The barrier!
SIGN    Tickets
[01:43] ---
    Since we came here, we have
    to pounce on that one guy.
[01:46] ---
    That one guy?
SIGN    Commanding
[01:48] ---
    You didn't know? He's really popular now.
[01:51] ---
    They say good things will happen
     if you pounce on him!
SIGN    Wondermouse
    Chuubei-sama
SIGN    Chuu!
[01:54] ---
    Wondermouse Chuubei-sama!
SIGN    Find and Pounce on Him!
[01:57] ---
    He's soooo cute!
[02:00] ---
    Giroro, thank you for
     coming as our guardian.
[02:03] ---
    Thanks to you, Mom allowed this.
[02:06] ---
    Well, I judged that it was a good chance
    to experience the long-ago Pekopon.
[02:11] ---
    Let me guard you firmly!
[02:13] ---
    Now, let's go, Natsumi-san!
[02:15] ---
    Sure!
[02:17] ---
    That woman!
SIGN    That woman
[02:23] ---
    Koyuki in Historical Wonderland, Sir!
SIGN    Transformation Place
[02:28] ---
    Wow, I feel like I've turned
    into a different person!
[02:31] ---
    It looks pretty good on you, Fuyuki!
[02:33] ---
    N-Natsumi, it looks very good on you too.
[02:37] ---
    Thank you!
[02:38] ---
    Say, where's Koyuki-chan?
[02:42] ---
    Did you call for me?
[02:43] ---
    Huh? Isn't that your usual ninja outfit?
[02:47] ---
    I wanted to walk around in this
    like normal, for a change.
[02:50] ---
    I see! Here, it's not strange
    for a ninja to be around.
[02:55] ---
    Sarge probably wanted to come, too.
[02:58] ---
    Don't even joke about that!
[03:00] ---
    After messing up the bathroom like that,
    he has to stay home and clean up!
[03:05] ---
    Ooh!
[03:07] ---
    Check out that huge koi!
[03:09] ---
    Wait, Sarge did come!
[03:11] ---
    Are you sure about this?
[03:13] ---
    Will you not be in trouble
    if Natchi finds you?
[03:16] ---
    It's fine!
[03:17] ---
    Just because I made the bathroom
    into a Jaburo-style diorama,
[03:21] ---
    she left me behind! Isn't that terrible?!
[03:24] ---
    Hey, anyone would get mad.
[03:26] ---
    Honestly, that Lady Natsumi,
[03:28] ---
    she wields the power of
    the purse all she wants!
[03:32] ---
    Goodness! Did I step on
     something just now?
[03:37] ---
    Let me explain!
[03:38] ---
    Because of the anti-barrier, normal
    people can't see Sarge and Tamama.
[03:43] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[03:44] ---
    Uncle!
[03:45] ---
    What was that?!
[03:46] ---
    If ya got a complaint, come at me!
[03:49] ---
    Ya coming, dang coward?!
[03:51] ---
    Or, like, extreme rudeness?
[03:54] ---
    Lady Mois...
[03:56] ---
    That was acting.
[03:57] ---
    It's just acting!
[03:59] ---
    Acting?
[04:00] ---
    There are actors mixed into the people
    walking around here,
[04:04] ---
    and they do that sort of performance.
[04:07] ---
    This says that my beloved
    Mito Moan-Moan-sama is here, too!
SIGN    Mito Moan-Moan is coming!
[04:10] ---
    See?
[04:12] ---
    Moan-Moan-sama?
[04:14] ---
    I am the one moaning here!
[04:16] ---
    You are talking like a couple!
SIGN    Ninja Trap House
[04:19] ---
    "Ninja Trap House"...
[04:21] ---
    Wow, they have a place like this, too!
[04:24] ---
    There's a slanted room,
    and a giant labyrinth!
[04:26] ---
    Wondermouse Chuubei-sama
    may be hidden there!
[04:29] ---
    A trap house, huh...
[04:31] ---
    My kind of place.
[04:32] ---
    Move to fight!
[04:34] ---
    Move to fight!
[04:40] ---
    Mrgh...
SIGN    Moan
SIGN    Moan
[04:44] ---
    There are still villains left in this world.
[04:48] ---
    How lamentable!
[04:51] ---
    Moan-Moan!
[04:52] ---
    Oh, no! Our esteemed lord is
    lamenting the world again!
[04:56] ---
    He has started moaning and moaning!
SIGN    Moan moan moan...
[04:58] ---
    Moan, moan...
[04:59] ---
    It's Mito Moan-Moan-sama!
[05:01] ---
    A roadside attraction?
[05:04] ---
    Suke-Suke-san, Kaku-Kaku-san!
[05:06] ---
    Agreed!
[05:06] ---
    Leave it to us!
[05:07] ---
    Get them!
[05:13] ---
    This feels pretty genuine!
[05:27] ---
    This brings back memories...
[05:30] ---
    Ooh! It's a Moan-Moan-sama attraction!
[05:33] ---
    Gotta get closer!
[05:34] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[05:38] ---
    So cool!
[05:40] ---
    Gero?
[05:42] ---
    Oh, shoot!
[05:44] ---
    Look out!
[05:50] ---
    Koyuki-chan?!
[05:56] ---
    Whew, she's safe!
[05:57] ---
    Who's that girl?
[05:58] ---
    Oh, shoot!
[06:00] ---
    Thank you. You're pretty good.
[06:02] ---
    S-Sorry to intrude!
[06:04] ---
    Huh?
[06:05] ---
    Yumika-dono!
[06:08] ---
    Suke-Suke-san, Kaku-Kaku-san.
[06:10] ---
    Agreed!
SIGN    Heart
[06:11] ---
    Take heed, take heed!
[06:13] ---
    Do you see this family crest?!
[06:16] ---
    The person standing here is the
    country's general of fortune!
[06:20] ---
    Mito Moan-Moan-sama is here!
[06:25] ---
    There it is! I was waiting!
[06:27] ---
    Where's Azumaya-san?
[06:30] ---
    Gero?!
[06:32] ---
    C-Could it be I've...
SIGN    Mo! Mo!
SIGN    Mo! Mo!
[06:34] ---
    Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo!
[06:36] ---
    Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo!
[06:36] ---
    It appears that Moan-Moan-sama was
    able to return this street to normal!
[06:40] ---
    With this, our attraction is now over!
[06:43] ---
    Shock! I've missed the best part!
[06:46] ---
    Now, everyone, this paper
    we passed out earlier is,
[06:50] ---
    as a matter of fact,
    "Wrapped Offering" paper!
[06:54] ---
    If you enjoyed this performance,
[06:56] ---
    please wrap that feeling in this paper,
[06:59] ---
    and throw it at us. Thank you very much!
[07:17] ---
    W-Wrapped offering...
SIGN    Wrapped Offering
SIGN    Full House
[07:29] ---
    Art!
SIGN    Art
[07:32] ---
    I'll get wrapped offerings!
[07:34] ---
    This emotion! This excitement!
[07:36] ---
    This is the one and only item
    my soul desires!
[07:40] ---
    I want wrapped offerings!
[07:42] ---
    It was the moment that lit
    Sarge's artist soul on fire!
[07:47] ---
    Why did I go and do that?
[07:49] ---
    I mustn't, I mustn't!
[07:51] ---
    Found you!
[07:53] ---
    G-Got a little time?
SIGN    Tea
[07:57] ---
    Huh, so your name's Koyuki-chan.
SIGN    Nabeyaki Udon Sukiyaki Udon
[08:00] ---
    You were really ninja-y!
    Where did you learn to do that?
[08:03] ---
    Um, it's a secret!
[08:05] ---
    Do you belong to an action team somewhere?
[08:07] ---
    No, I don't.
[08:09] ---
    Say, in that case, would you join our team?
[08:12] ---
    This is your place to live!
SIGN    Seashore Mochi
[08:14] ---
    Eh? My place to live?
[08:17] ---
    That's right! Well?!
[08:18] ---
    Yumika, let's go get ready for the next one.
[08:21] ---
    Coming!
[08:22] ---
    Well, think it over!
SIGN    Seashore Mochi
[08:23] ---
    See you later!
SIGN    Green Tea
[08:27] ---
    My place to live, huh...
[08:32] ---
    Koyuki...
[08:34] ---
    From now on, your place to live is here.
[08:37] ---
    Right, Chief!
[08:38] ---
    The times have changed, and the reason for a
    shinobi's existence has completely vanished.
[08:43] ---
    The time has come for
    you to leave this place.
[08:45] ---
    From now on, you will all place yourselves
    in the everyday world, and live normally.
[08:51] ---
    Farewell... Farewell, everyone!
[08:54] ---
    I'll see you again someday!
[09:00] ---
    Koyuki-dono!
[09:03] ---
    Dororo!
[09:04] ---
    Natsumi-dono and the others
    are looking for you.
[09:08] ---
    Okay!
[09:10] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[09:12] ---
    Koyuki-chan!
SIGN    Decorations Shop
[09:15] ---
    I was looking for you!
[09:16] ---
    Sorry!
[09:17] ---
    Why are they hugging each other?!
SIGN    Tea
[09:21] ---
    Say, isn't it pretty lively over there?
[09:24] ---
    Wondermouse Chuubei-sama?!
[09:26] ---
    Let's go see!
[09:28] ---
    Oh, no!
[09:29] ---
    Tamamaya-sama, please forgive me!
[09:32] ---
    Geheheheh! I'll bully you!
[09:34] ---
    What the?
[09:35] ---
    Mois-chan?!
[09:36] ---
    Tamama?
SIGN    Serious
    For Real
[09:40] ---
    Yah!
[09:40] ---
    Oh, no, no!
[09:43] ---
    Oh, noooo!
[09:43] ---
    Tamaaaa!
[09:46] ---
    C-Could it be that you're...!
[09:48] ---
    It's got nothing to do with me.
[09:50] ---
    Kogarashi Kerojirou-sama! Please save me!
[09:53] ---
    S-Sarge!
[09:55] ---
    Stupid frog...
[09:56] ---
    It's got... nothing to do with m...
[10:00] ---
    Hey, what are you doing here?
[10:03] ---
    What happened to staying home
    and cleaning the bathroom?
[10:05] ---
    Wh-Who might you be?
[10:07] ---
    Quit joking and go home, now!
[10:10] ---
    J-Just until I get wrapped offerings...
[10:14] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu! You-know-what!
[10:16] ---
    Roger!
[10:23] ---
    Wha? Wha-wha-wha?!
[10:24] ---
    What? What's that? An attraction?
[10:29] ---
    I don't know which town you're from, girl,
[10:31] ---
    but I won't let you interfere!
[10:34] ---
    Please, help me out!
[10:35] ---
    Great Demon!
[10:40] ---
    Yes! Igarin!
[10:46] ---
    Gero!
[10:50] ---
    We synched up well.
[10:51] ---
    Hmph! Just this time.
[10:53] ---
    Why, you!
[10:54] ---
    Slay them! Cut them down!
[10:57] ---
    Ah, that is a line the villain says
    before getting killed.
[11:01] ---
    That's too much, Keroro!
[11:07] ---
    I'll let you off there for today!
[11:12] ---
    Mo?
[11:13] ---
    That startled me!
[11:15] ---
    What was that, just now?
[11:21] ---
    Mo, mo, mo, mo...
SIGN    Barrier - Historical Wonderland Entrance
SIGN    Tickets
[11:24] ---
    Thank you for inviting me!
[11:26] ---
    But I have friends precious to me,
    and I must protect the peace of the world.
[11:32] ---
    The peace of the world?
[11:36] ---
    For such an amazing reason,
    it can't be helped.
[11:40] ---
    Later!
[11:42] ---
    Yeah.
[11:44] ---
    We couldn't find Wondermouse Chuubei-sama.
[11:47] ---
    But, it was fun!
[11:49] ---
    Let's all go together next time!
[11:51] ---
    Today appears to have been
    a good day for Koyuki-dono.
[11:57] ---
    Place yourselves in the everyday
    world, and live normally...
[12:01] ---
    Just now... it couldn't be...
[12:09] ---
    My wrapped offerings!
[12:20] ---
    Now, what is everyone doing after
    returning from Historical Wonderland?
[12:26] ---
    It sure does feel nice to have a clean bath!
[12:29] ---
    I'm happy you're letting me
    spend the night tonight!
[12:32] ---
    Natsumi-san, I'll wash your back!
[12:34] ---
    Grr...
[12:36] ---
    Darn it!
[12:37] ---
    What's this "I'll wash your back" stuff?!
[12:40] ---
    Meanwhile, the sergeant is...
SIGN    Moan-Moan
SIGN    Moan
    Moan
SIGN    Moan
    Moan
[12:43] ---
    Man...
[12:44] ---
    I wanted to go into the Ninja Trap House!
SIGN    Historical Wonderland
[12:47] ---
    And do the Shuriken Throw, too!
SIGN    Ooh!!
    Wondermouse
    Chuubei-sama
    Manjuu!
SIGN    Includes Me!
SIGN    Limited Item
SIGN    Delicious!
    Dumplings
    Red Bean Soup
    
    Historical Wonderland
    Shuriken Throw
[12:50] ---
    Gero! I forgot to buy Wondermouse
    Chuubei-sama manjuu!
[12:54] ---
    Oh, wow, it has a figure included, too!
[12:57] ---
    That reminds me, I haven't
    pounced on Chuubei-sama!
[13:04] ---
    It can't be helped. I'll just sleep.
[13:18] ---
    Can I really leave it at this?!
[13:22] ---
    A suspicious presence...
[13:25] ---
    As I thought...
[13:27] ---
    ...there's someone here.
[13:32] ---
    "Keroro: Let's Pounce on Chuubei-sama, Sir!"
[13:38] ---
    I wish Kululu had come with us, too.
[13:41] ---
    Can't this wait until tomorrow?
    Nobody will be there.
[13:45] ---
    That's why it's good.
    We can play all we want, sir.
[13:48] ---
    Hey! Isn't that risky?
[13:50] ---
    That's right! Don't be like them, kids!
[13:52] ---
    Listen up.
[13:54] ---
    You know that Wondermouse
    Chuubei-sama is there, right?
[13:57] ---
    What about him?
[13:58] ---
    Good things will happen if you pounce on him.
[14:00] ---
    A-Apparently so.
[14:02] ---
    Then, what would you consider
    a good thing, Giroro?
[14:05] ---
    A good thing?
[14:08] ---
    I'll wash your back, Gi-ro-ro!
[14:13] ---
    I'll give you a chance to have
     that good thing happen!
[14:20] ---
    Giroro's getting into it!
[14:22] ---
    Wait for me, please!
[14:27] ---
    Woah, do we have it all to ourselves?
[14:29] ---
    I-Isn't this somewhat scary?
[14:32] ---
    Like something will appear...
[14:34] ---
    Ah! You are scared!
[14:37] ---
    No, I'm not!
SIGN    Decorations Shop
[14:45] ---
    Snerk snerk snerk!
[14:53] ---
    Are you left behind?
[14:58] ---
    Wh-What? There was a voice just now?
[15:04] ---
    Namahage demon!
[15:13] ---
    Gero... This is pretty difficult.
[15:17] ---
    Yah!
[15:18] ---
    Where could Giroro-senpai have gone?
[15:21] ---
    Yah!
[15:22] ---
    Probably playing somewhere?
[15:25] ---
    Oh, you finally hit it!
[15:27] ---
    "Finally" was unnecessary.
[15:29] ---
    Thanks to Giroro-senpai,
    I'm all alone with Mr. Sergeant!
[15:34] ---
    I should have brought Mois-dono along, too.
[15:38] ---
    Say, say, Mr. Sergeant,
    let us take a photo to remember this!
[15:42] ---
    Ooh, you brought a camera!
[15:47] ---
    So, where will we take it?
[15:51] ---
    I will show her this lovey-dovey
    photo of me and Mr. Sergeant!
[15:55] ---
    No way!
[15:56] ---
    This can't be real! Give back my Uncle!
[16:00] ---
    No can do!
SIGN    Geh heh heh heh heh...
[16:05] ---
    Ooh! We'll take it over there!
SIGN    Geh heh heh heh heh...
SIGN    Crooked Mansion
[16:07] ---
    The Crooked Mansion?
[16:11] ---
    Ge-Gero...
[16:13] ---
    This slanted room is kinda making me ill.
[16:17] ---
    My brains feel all weird.
[16:18] ---
    Okay, Mr. Sergeant, let us take it now!
[16:23] ---
    Okay, cheese!
SIGN    We Can't Show This!
[16:30] ---
    This is terrible.
SIGN    Exit
[16:31] ---
    I got sick...
[16:34] ---
    Renovating.
SIGN    Renovating Entry Forbidden
[16:36] ---
    Entry forbidden.
SIGN    Renovating
    Entry Forbidden
SIGN    Cave Labyrinth
[16:37] ---
    A cave labyrinth?
[16:40] ---
    Gero gerori!
[16:44] ---
    When you're told not to go in,
    that makes you want to go in, sir!
[16:48] ---
    My heart is pounding!
[16:52] ---
    Say, Mr. Sergeant,
[16:54] ---
    what does this Wondermouse
    Chuubei-sama look like again?
[16:57] ---
    Gero?
[16:58] ---
    Let's see...
[17:00] ---
    I dare say his main features are his two
    round eyes and his three mousy whiskers.
[17:05] ---
    Would he look, say, like that?
[17:07] ---
    Gero?
[17:10] ---
    Gero! Wondermouse Chuubei-sama!
[17:12] ---
    For real?!
[17:14] ---
    Pounce on him!
[17:15] ---
    Yay! You are under arrest!
[17:17] ---
    Yah!
[17:18] ---
    We did it!
[17:20] ---
    We pounced on Chuubei-sama!
[17:22] ---
    Now good things will happen to us!
[17:24] ---
    I will take a picture!
[17:27] ---
    What is a Keronian doing embracing me?!
[17:32] ---
    Gah! Viper!
[17:35] ---
    Looking carefully, the mark on his back
     does look like round eyes,
[17:39] ---
    and there are three mousy
    whiskers underneath...
SIGN    The Real One
[17:43] ---
    That's so misleading!
[17:45] ---
    I am Viper Jounosuke!
SIGN    Viper Jounosuke
[17:48] ---
    My grandma always told me
[17:51] ---
    that these three lines on my back
    are rightful proof of a villainous alien!
[17:56] ---
    G-Gero!
[17:57] ---
    Why is such a villain here?
[17:59] ---
    Oh, you wanna hear?
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    Four hundred years ago,
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    it was here I obtained the legendary
    sword, "Ginshari no Tachi."
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    And then, I confronted my old enemy, the
    cherry blossom blizzard space police officer!
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    However, I was defeated.
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    I lost Ginshari no Tachi,
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    and was captured and exiled to outer space!
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    Four hundred years later, I finally
    succeeded in breaking out of prison,
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    and returned here to search
    for the longsword I lost then!
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    Gero... and now we've bumped into him.
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    What rotten luck!
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    And now...
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    ...I have found it!
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    Gero!
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    To commemorate its four-hundredth year here,
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    first I'll make you scum
    a sacrifice to this blade!
SIGN    Scum
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    Wh-Why me?!
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    I am so glad it is Mr. Sergeant...
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    After after that, you moron!
SIGN    Moron
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    What?! One is enough!
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    A-Anyway, let's run away!
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    What was that?!
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    So fast!
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    Roar, Tiger!
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    Viper Jou, intruding!
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    Tama!
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    Gero?!
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    Tama!
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    Gero!
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    Give up!
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    Nooo!
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    Namaste!
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    Sergeant Major Kululu! Excellent timing!
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    Got something?!
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    I found this. Wanna pounce on it?
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    Good things might happen to you.
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    Uh, that's not what I meant.
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    Like, Great Demon?!
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    Here he is!
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    In cellphone strap form.
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    Not that!
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    Time to pay the piper!
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    Yah!
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    So the suspicious presence was really Viper!
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    Oh ho?
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    Dororo!
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    Prepare yourself!
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    Impudent fool!
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    He's... strong...
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    I'll finish you off later.
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    First, that one!
SIGN    That One
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    Gero! S-Somebody save me!
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    At this time, Sarge pounced
    on Wondermouse Chuubei-sama!
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    Stop right there!
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    Gero?
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    Oof. Oof. Poyoyoyoyo.
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    That's...!
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    She's been getting slightly
     more screen time lately.
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    From the Andromeda police station...
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    ...I am Space Police Officer Poyon, poyo!
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    Escaped prisoner over there!
    Be good and give yourself up!
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    A space police officer?!
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    You'll regret having appeared in front of me!
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    What?!
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    Do you know what this is?
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    Ge-Geh! Is that Kinshari no Tachi?!
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    O wind!
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    O light!
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    Ninja Art, Covered Wagon Transformation!
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    You scumbag!
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    Space Cherry Blossom Blizzard,
    Poyonmaru is here!
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    You scumbag! You're the one
    from four hundred years ago!
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    So you remember, you awful one!
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    Um, how old is Poyon-chan?
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    I'll get you this time for sure!
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    Don't make me laugh!
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    Poyon Flying Slash!
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    Urk!
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    What? What was that?!
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    I do not really get it.
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    Wha?!
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    Now, stand up.
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    Huh? Um, I just exploded...
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    No excuses! Get in there at once!
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    Uh, aren't I dead?
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    Ah, you saved us!
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    And you're at fault for entering Pekopon
    paid facilities without paying!
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    Gero?
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    Sit in there a while and
    think about what you've done!
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    Why just me?
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    The rest of you, fix the
    broken facilities by morning!
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    Whaa?!
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    Uh, m-me, too?
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    And so, the case is now closed!
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    Yes, poyon!
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    Gero!
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    I only wish these days could
    keep on going for evermore!
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    Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
    tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
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    We'd hold each other's hands
    and both walk slowly.
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    Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
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    When we're together,
    we're a pair of fools.
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    Omae to itsumo baka dake yatte
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    Let's be like that forever,
    like we were in school.
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    kawaranai tte aikawarazu datte
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    Every day, every night,
    every waking hour,
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    mainichi maiban shirokujichuu
    itsudemo bokura wa yume no tochuu
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    Never stop dreaming
    with our heads in the cloud!
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    Both of us each of us busy as bees!
    Making a scene! Alone in the city!
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    Otagai sorezore isogashii sawagashii
    machi no naka de hitori
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    I wanna say belief pulled me through,
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    Shinjite nantoka yatte kita tte
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    With a smile and my chest
    puffed out. Isn't that true?
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    Mune hatte waratte ikitai na Sou darou?
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    I only wish these days could
    keep on going for evermore!
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    Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
    tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
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    The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
    is meeting new people and things.
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    Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
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    I won't discover myself
    through someone else's eyes.
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    Dareka to kurabete jibun shiru you na
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    I don't want a boring tomorrow like that!
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    tsumaranai ashita wa iranai
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    I'll believe in myself.
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    Jibun o shinjiyou
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    I only wish these days could
    keep on going for evermore!
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    Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
    tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
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    We'd hold each other's hands
    and both walk slowly.
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    Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
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    I only wish these days could
    keep on going for evermore!
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    Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
    tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
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    The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
    is meeting new people and things.
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    Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
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    This is Fuyuki.
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    Nessie and the abominable
    snowman may be old news,
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    but I'd like the chupacabra
    and mothman to do their best!
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    They may be minor cryptids compared
    to UFOs and alien artifacts,
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    but maybe they could pick up more steam?
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    That aside, UFOs and
    alien artifacts are plenty minor.
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    "Alisa: Aliens vs. Monsters, Sir!"
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    One full episode! How's that?
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    Ge-Gero!