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E8 - Keroro: Invasion Status is Never Better, Sir! / Keroro: Building a Base for Dummies, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    On the surface,
    this town may look peaceful,
[01:34] ---
    but there may be invaders
    from outer space hiding somewhere,
[01:40] ---
    breathing quietly, without a word.
[01:48] [SONG] ---
    I am Keroro... a sergeant I am!
[01:54] ---
    Yay, yay... That was great!
[01:54] ---
    Wonderful, Uncle!
[02:00] ---
    I must say, that was a
    superb performance, sir!
[02:02] ---
    Both the lyrics and music
    sound modest and discreet.
[02:06] ---
    Really? Actually, I have
    an idea for another song, too.
[02:10] ---
    Maybe I should write my own song!
[02:12] ---
    How about writing a song to sing in duet?
[02:14] ---
    Wow, fabulous idea!
[02:16] ---
    Although the Pekopon invasion
    seems to be on hiatus,
[02:19] ---
    I think I can look forward
    to many new songs of yours.
[02:24] ---
    That's right, we have an
    invasion to carry out.
[02:26] ---
    Why are we writing songs
     in the first place?
[02:29] ---
    Atten-hut!
[02:30] ---
    Yes, sir!
[02:31] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama,
    what is our objective?
[02:34] ---
    The invasion of Pekopon, sir!
[02:35] ---
    The destruction of Pekopon!
[02:38] ---
    What's wrong with me?
[02:41] ---
    My burning passion as a soldier
    was about to be quenched.
[02:50] ---
    Oh, darn...
[02:52] ---
    Some great lines just popped into my head...
[02:56] ---
    Why don't we finish this song
    before we resume our operation?
[02:59] ---
    Okay!
[03:01] ---
    Not okay.
[03:05] ---
    Keroro: Invasion Status
    is Never Better, Sir!
[03:10] ---
    Goodbye!
[03:12] ---
    Have a nice day, ma'am!
SIGN    Doing some serious cleaning.
[03:16] ---
    You know, lately... your seriousness
    doesn't sound very sincere.
[03:21] ---
    What are you saying, Lady Natsumi?
SIGN    Yikes
[03:23] ---
    I have no underhanded schemes...
[03:27] ---
    Well, I believe you for now,
[03:29] ---
    but if you do anything funny,
    you'll be sorry.
[03:30] ---
    Yes. Yes. Yes, of course.
[03:36] ---
    You Pekoponians are so naïve.
[03:39] ---
    Hey, Sarge!
[03:40] ---
    Yeees?!
[03:41] ---
    Did Natsumi leave?
[03:43] ---
    She said she was going to see
    a movie with a classmate, sir.
[03:47] ---
    You should go out too, Master Fuyuki!
[03:49] ---
    Nah, I'm okay. It's no fun
    going out alone, anyway.
[03:52] ---
    The town...
[03:54] ---
    ...is full of wondrous things!
[03:56] ---
    If you stay cooped up at home,
[03:58] ---
    nothing good will happen, sir!
[04:00] ---
    But if you go into town,
[04:01] ---
    you may encounter wonderful people.
[04:04] ---
    I... I guess so...
[04:06] ---
    Well, I'll see you later.
[04:08] ---
    Have a nice day!
[04:13] ---
    This is too easy.
    Those foolish Pekoponians.
[04:17] ---
    Now... we will use this opportunity
    to carry out the final phase
[04:21] ---
    of the first step in the
    Pekopon invasion plan.
[04:31] ---
    Sorry to have kept you waiting, men!
[04:33] ---
    We have been waiting.
[04:36] ---
    So, you're finally ready to act?
[04:38] ---
    Huh? Where is Lady Mois?
[04:40] ---
    Yes? Here I am!
[04:43] ---
    Angol Mois has now descended!
[04:49] ---
    Uncle! You're cold and dead...!
SIGN    Snap
[04:53] ---
    I want to play with Mr. Sergeant, too!
[05:00] ---
    Idiots!
[05:06] ---
    No need to worry, men.
[05:09] ---
    I won't die before I see the
    successful end to our mission!
[05:15] ---
    Ohh...
[05:17] ---
    That was nothing!
[05:19] ---
    Keroro seems determined, for once.
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
SIGN    Tamatamatama...
SIGN    Girogirogiro...
SIGN    Resonance x 3
[05:28] ---
    Resonance times three.
[05:31] ---
    The voice of three men resonating
    across their battleground!
[05:34] ---
    Mois seems to want to join in...
     well, maybe not.
[05:40] ---
    What an unexpected surprise
    to meet up with you here.
[05:44] ---
    Yes, it is!
[05:45] ---
    It was worth watching his every move 24-7!
[05:49] ---
    Huh?
[05:51] ---
    Oh, it's nothing...
[05:53] ---
    What were you doing here,
    Nishizawa-san?
[05:55] ---
    Hiding until... I mean... I, uh...
[05:58] ---
    Miss Momoka has locked on to her target.
[06:02] ---
    They've stopped in front of a bench.
    They're sitting down.
[06:06] ---
    Good luck, Miss Momoka.
[06:10] ---
    What? Tamama's been
    coming to my house every day?
[06:14] ---
    Yes. And he usually only
     comes home at night.
[06:18] ---
    Then he sleeps with a
    self-satisfied look on his face.
[06:23] ---
    He left early this morning,
    saying he was going to see Mr. Sergeant.
[06:28] ---
    What...?
[06:29] ---
    Is there a reason?
[06:30] ---
    I wonder what Sarge and the
    others are up to, meeting in secret.
[06:34] ---
    It kind of bothers me.
[06:36] ---
    Never mind that.
    What shall we do today?
[06:40] ---
    W-We could go
    to a movie or something...
[06:41] ---
    Nishizawa-san...
[06:42] ---
    Yes?
[06:43] ---
    I...
[06:44] ---
    Yes?
[06:45] ---
    I have to go home.
[06:46] ---
    Oh, yes...!
SIGN    What?!
[06:49] ---
    Home?!
SIGN    It can't be!
[06:50] ---
    Well...
SIGN    You're serious?
[06:51] ---
    A-All right...
SIGN    No way!
[06:52] ---
    I... I can't...
[06:54] ---
    ...let him escape!
[06:56] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...!
[06:58] ---
    Huh? Nishizawa-san?
[06:59] ---
    I'll go with you. I'm Tama-chan's
    guardian, after all.
[07:04] ---
    Okay.
[07:06] ---
    Right on!
[07:11] ---
    I'm home, Sarge!
[07:13] ---
    Huh...?
[07:15] ---
    Tama-chan... You're here, aren't you?
[07:18] ---
    Corporal! Hey, Corporal!
[07:20] ---
    It looks like... no one's here.
[07:23] ---
    It can't be...
[07:25] ---
    The only place left is
    the basement, Sarge's room.
[07:30] ---
    Sarge! It's me... Fuyuki!
[07:33] ---
    Aren't you here?
[07:35] ---
    I'm coming in!
[07:40] ---
    No one's here.
     I wonder what's happened.
[07:47] ---
    All right, please begin.
[07:49] ---
    Okay.
[07:50] ---
    Hurray! I can't wait!
[07:52] ---
    The main power... is switched on!
[08:08] ---
    Ohh...
[08:10] ---
    It's finally complete, men!
    Our advanced base!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Pekopon Invasion Advanced Base Central Command
[08:15] ---
    Using this base as our key point,
[08:17] ---
    we will quickly advance
    our invasion of Pekopon.
[08:21] ---
    I guess you really
    were serious about it this time.
[08:23] ---
    I am always serious, Corporal Giroro.
[08:27] ---
    Now, men! Please work on
    finishing up the details.
[08:32] ---
    I can't find anything out of the ordinary.
[08:34] ---
    Yeah.
[08:37] ---
    Perhaps... Fuyuki-kun and I are
    the only ones in this house?
[08:42] ---
    Awesome development.
    I really like it!
[08:45] ---
    I really hate this.
[08:47] ---
    I worked so hard to build this
    clammy room for Mr. Sergeant.
[08:51] ---
    Why do I have to work
    with this female to finish it?
SIGN    Do Not Touch DANGER
[08:57] ---
    Take this.
[09:00] ---
    Hey, you! That nozzle is most
    important to this clammy room.
[09:04] ---
    I wish you wouldn't treat it so roughly.
[09:06] ---
    I'm sorry...
[09:08] ---
    This clammy room is brimming
[09:10] ---
    with your kind feelings
    toward Uncle, isn't it?
[09:14] ---
    I will put my heart and soul
     into cleaning it!
[09:18] ---
    Oh no! She is shining so brightly!
[09:21] ---
    I have great respect for you, Tama.
[09:25] ---
    I am such a small-minded, sorry person...
[09:28] ---
    Once again, Tamama is the loser!
SIGN    The Loser
[09:34] ---
    So...? What in the world is this room for?
[09:37] ---
    Can't you tell?
[09:40] ---
    It's a display room
     just for Gundam models!
[09:43] ---
    In order to recreate
     a space battle scene,
[09:46] ---
    a large area like this is necessary!
[09:49] ---
    Eventually, I'm going to faithfully
    recreate the battle at A Baoa Qu.
[09:57] ---
    Huh?
[09:57] ---
    What was that?
    The house shook, didn't it?
[10:00] ---
    Yes...
[10:01] ---
    But it didn't feel like an earthquake.
[10:17] ---
    What? Intruder alert?!
[10:19] ---
    Who in the world is it?
[10:21] ---
    Trouble, sir! Due to the explosion,
[10:23] ---
    the humidifiers in the
    clammy room won't stop!
[10:27] ---
    I'm sopping wet!
[10:28] ---
    Or, like, very messy?
[10:30] ---
    C-Could it be?
[10:31] ---
    Maybe the dampness has
    drawn that thing in again?
[10:35] ---
    A Nyororo?
[10:36] ---
    A Nyororo?!
[10:38] ---
    What was that, again...?
[10:39] ---
    Nyororo are space beings who love
    moisture-filled Keronians.
[10:44] ---
    You could say
    they are our natural enemy.
[10:46] ---
    Is that right?
[10:50] ---
    Could it be that a Nyororo
    has invaded their secret base?
[10:53] ---
    Personally I doubt it, but anyway...
[10:55] ---
    What will be the fate of
     Fuyuki and Momoka,
[10:57] ---
    who have been sucked into
    this mysterious dimension?!
[11:09] ---
    Keroro: Building a Base
    for Dummies, Sir!
[11:14] ---
    Finally, Keroro and his men have
    the secret base they've yearned for.
[11:18] ---
    But suddenly, something has
    broken their security!
[11:20] ---
    Just what is the identity
    of that intruder?
[11:24] ---
    Huh...?
[11:25] ---
    Whoops, the cat's out of the bag.
[11:27] ---
    Well, everyone knew anyway,
    so no worries, right?
[11:32] ---
    Where are we?
[11:34] ---
    Do you think we can find a way out?
[11:36] ---
    I don't know...
[11:43] ---
    It might be difficult.
[11:45] ---
    Look at this door. It might not
    even be made of Earth metal.
[11:50] ---
    Even if it is, the compound
    might not be known to humans.
[11:54] ---
    Oh...
[11:55] ---
    Oh!
[11:59] ---
    Oh, easier than I thought.
[12:03] ---
    Oh!
SIGN    Stupid Stupid Stupid...
[12:03] ---
    Stupid, stupid, stupid!
[12:05] ---
    Fuyuki-kun was delivering
    some awesome analysis,
[12:07] ---
    and I completely ruined the moment!
[12:09] ---
    Wait a sec... if we continue on,
    we might get lost and be all alone!
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump...
[12:15] ---
    If we get lost, soon... the fragile Momoka
    will end up in his arms!
[12:21] ---
    My first kiss...!!
[12:24] ---
    Nishizawa-san... let's go.
[12:26] ---
    All right!
[12:27] ---
    Look, you've had
    your first kiss already...
[12:31] ---
    The two intruders have begun moving.
[12:34] ---
    They're moving this way...
[12:36] ---
    Are they Nyororo, after all?
[12:39] ---
    Put the surveillance camera's
    visual to the main monitor.
[12:41] ---
    Yes, sir.
SIGN    One moment, please.
SIGN    Camera hasn't been set up.
[12:44] ---
    Camera hasn't been set up.
    Camera hasn't been set up...
[12:47] ---
    Gero!
[12:49] ---
    What a predicament!
SIGN    I am so sad!
[12:50] ---
    Who was supposed to set up the cameras?
[12:53] ---
    Gero!
[12:54] ---
    You dumbo! If you had time
    to build a Gundam display room,
[12:57] ---
    you should have set up the cameras!
[12:58] ---
    Well, who would've thought
    we'd have intruders so soon, huh...?
[13:04] ---
    You are unbelievable.
[13:06] ---
    The intruders have
    entered the large Central Hall.
[13:09] ---
    What?!
[13:10] ---
    They do seem to be headed this way.
[13:12] ---
    Ummm, we are in deep trouble.
[13:14] ---
    That's right...
[13:15] ---
    The Nyororo tend to attack
    those they've attacked before.
[13:20] ---
    That means...
[13:21] ---
    Gero!
[13:23] ---
    A Nyororo... Just thinking
    about it makes me feel...
SIGN    Dried up
[13:28] ---
    What the...?!
[13:29] ---
    Don't panic, you fool!
[13:30] ---
    You can say that because you've
    never been attacked by a Nyororo!
[13:35] ---
    The intruders have
    gotten through the central gate!
SIGN    Dried up
[13:39] ---
    Again?!
[13:39] ---
    Stop beef-jerkying yourself every time!
[13:41] ---
    You call yourself a soldier?!
[13:44] ---
    I'm finished...
[13:46] ---
    There's nothing to worry about,
     Mr. Sergeant.
[13:49] ---
    I thought this might happen,
    so I positioned some guard robo-dogs.
[13:53] ---
    Huh? Really?
[13:55] ---
    The Nyororo will fall prey to
    my guard robo-dogs in no time.
[14:02] ---
    Good job, Private 2nd Class Tamama.
SIGN    Welcome to our secret base. Command Center this way.
[14:06] ---
    "Welcome to our secret base..."
[14:08] ---
    It looks like Tama and the others
     built this, doesn't it?
[14:11] ---
    Yeah...
SIGN    Command Center this way.
[14:13] ---
    If we follow the arrows,
    we won't get lost.
[14:15] ---
    Er... yes...
[14:18] ---
    Hmph! This means we
    won't get lost and be all alone.
[14:23] ---
    Huh?
[14:24] ---
    I hear a sound...
[14:25] ---
    Huh? W-What is it?
SIGN    Space Guard robo-dog Andromedian Husky enters
[14:35] ---
    Enter the Space Guard robo-dog,
     Andromedian Husky!
[14:39] ---
    W-What's that?!
SIGN    Run!
[14:46] ---
    What's that?
[14:51] ---
    Huh?
[14:53] ---
    Oh! Fuyuki-kun!
SIGN    Full Power!
[14:56] ---
    Full power!
[15:03] ---
    Wha...?!
[15:04] ---
    Uh...
[15:07] ---
    Andromedian Husky... is lost.
[15:10] ---
    The Space Guard robo-dog,
    Andromedian Husky
[15:13] ---
    has a power that does not
    live up to its looks.
[15:16] ---
    With its flashy explosive gimmick,
[15:17] ---
    it's extremely popular among
    kids who love to play heroes.
[15:24] ---
    It's nothing to giggle about.
[15:26] ---
    I have no choice. I'll face them.
[15:29] ---
    Corporal Giroro!
[15:30] ---
    This is bad! Mr. Sergeant's heart
     will turn away from me.
[15:35] ---
    Allow me to handle this situation.
[15:38] ---
    Tama-chan, you're so cool!
[15:40] ---
    Or, like, happy household?
[15:41] ---
    I'm gonna prove I'm better than her.
[15:45] ---
    I am on my way!
[15:47] ---
    Looks like some kind of automatic
    defense system is active, but...
[15:52] ---
    But with your power,
     we should be all right.
[15:56] ---
    Oh no... Fuyuki-kun thinks of me
    as a power-type character...
[16:07] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama is
    about to encounter the enemy.
[16:10] ---
    Gero!
[16:12] ---
    Giro!
[16:14] ---
    Tama!
[16:18] ---
    I'm gonna smoke you!
SIGN    Tamama Impact
[16:20] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[16:21] ---
    Huh? Tama-chan...
[16:23] ---
    Oh! I c-can't stop now...
[16:35] ---
    Battle underway! Defensive wall damaged!
[16:38] ---
    They dodged the Tamama Impact?!
[16:41] ---
    They're not the usual Nyororo...
[16:45] ---
    What?!
[16:47] ---
    Private Tamama and the enemy
    are moving side-by-side.
[16:50] ---
    What the...?!
[16:52] ---
    Looks like it swallowed him.
[16:54] ---
    P-Private Tamama...
[16:58] ---
    I will put an end to this. Don't worry.
[17:01] ---
    Corporal Giroro!
[17:03] ---
    Protecting a leader...
    is the duty of his men.
[17:07] ---
    I... I'm counting on you!
[17:10] ---
    Momocchi, it's awesome, isn't it?
[17:11] ---
    We built this secret base ourselves.
[17:15] ---
    Looks fantastic, Tama-chan.
[17:17] ---
    I like that those signs make the base
    easy to navigate for first-time visitors.
[17:21] ---
    Oh!
[17:22] ---
    Oh! Corporal Giroro!
[17:27] ---
    Corporal Giroro is approaching the enemy.
[17:28] ---
    I'm counting on you, Corporal Giroro!
[17:31] ---
    Giroro-sama... Girororo-sama...
    Girorororo-sama...!
[17:36] ---
    They're together!
[17:36] ---
    I can't believe it!
[17:38] ---
    So, Corporal Giroro
    has been swallowed up too...
SIGN    Despair
[17:41] ---
    I guess... this is the end!
[17:44] ---
    Uncle... I'll go next!
    Or, like, moral conduct?
SIGN    Despair
[17:50] ---
    You're going, Lady Mois?
[17:51] ---
    Yes!
SIGN    Hope
[18:02] ---
    I shall protect you, Uncle.
[18:04] ---
    Lady Mois, you look great!
    I'm counting on you!
[18:07] ---
    For cryin' out loud!
[18:09] ---
    If we had surveillance cameras,
    this wouldn't have happened.
[18:12] ---
    It's all because of
     Mr. Sergeant's laziness.
[18:15] ---
    That's Sarge for you.
[18:17] ---
    Huh?
[18:20] ---
    Please, Lady Mois!
[18:24] ---
    Hurray! Hurray! Lady Mois!
[18:28] ---
    Fight! Fight! Lady Mois!
[18:32] ---
    I'm so nervous!
[18:33] ---
    Lady Mois, you must
    beat the Nyororo to a pulp!
[18:40] ---
    Not Lady Mois, too!
[18:42] ---
    Gero!
[18:43] ---
    What should I do?!
[18:45] ---
    The Nyororo are coming!
    The Nyororo are coming!
[18:49] ---
    I have to calm down. The only
    thing that will calm me down...
[18:55] ---
    ...is to make Gundam models.
[18:57] ---
    But now I'm too calm!
SIGN    How did he
    finish it so
    quickly?
[19:00] ---
    I never thought the Nyororo
    were actually you two...
[19:03] ---
    Once he learns of this,
    I'm sure Uncle will be happy.
[19:07] ---
    But I am sad.
[19:10] ---
    What do I do?
[19:12] ---
    I'm the only one left. What can I do?
[19:19] ---
    Please let me handle this.
[19:21] ---
    Protecting a leader...
    is the duty of his men.
[19:25] ---
    I shall protect you, Uncle!
[19:30] ---
    That's right...
[19:31] ---
    There's only one thing that I can do.
[19:36] ---
    In order to avenge the deaths
    of my comrades...
[19:40] ---
    ...I shall do what I can do!
[19:45] ---
    Sarge! It's me. Please open up.
[19:47] ---
    Uncle!
[19:48] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[19:50] ---
    He can't hear our voices in there.
[19:53] ---
    Then, let me do it.
SIGN    One-trillionth Armageddon!
[19:57] ---
    One-trillionth Armageddon!
[20:09] ---
    Sarge?
[20:11] ---
    Huh?
[20:14] ---
    I'm so sorry... The bar is closed, sirs...
[20:20] ---
    Please leave, sirs...
[20:23] ---
    Gero!
[20:24] ---
    Y-You dumbo!
     What were you doing?!
[20:29] ---
    I... I was trying to get the Nyororo
    to let down their guard...
[20:31] ---
    By the way, where are the Nyororo?
[20:33] ---
    You are disgraceful.
[20:34] ---
    Go and get swallowed up
    by Nyororo, will you?!
[20:37] ---
    No, thanks. Once is quite enough.
[20:39] ---
    You've gotta do it a few more times,
[20:41] ---
    or that dumbo side of yours
    won't be cured!
[20:43] ---
    I'll get dried up!
[20:46] ---
    Huh?
[20:47] ---
    Is it another intruder?
[20:49] ---
    It might really be the Nyororo this time.
[20:51] ---
    Gero!
[20:52] ---
    It's fast. Or, like, speeding bullet?
[20:55] ---
    It will be here very soon.
[21:03] ---
    There!
[21:05] ---
    Sis!
[21:06] ---
    Thank goodness!
    It's only you, Lady Natsumi...
[21:13] ---
    I told you you'd be sorry, didn't I...?
[21:16] ---
    Gero!
[21:17] ---
    Do you think you can build
    something like this under our house
[21:19] ---
    and get away with it?!
[21:21] ---
    Gero!
[21:21] ---
    She might be scarier than the Nyororo!!
[21:23] ---
    What did you say?!
[21:26] ---
    There may be a secret alien base
     built under your house!
[21:31] ---
    Please be very careful!
[21:33] ---
    Gero!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    This is Mom! Have you all been
    eating a proper breakfast?
[23:10] ---
    We tend to skip meals
    on our holidays, don't we?
[23:14] ---
    But I think it's better
    to eat a solid breakfast.
[23:17] ---
    Wake up early and
    finish eating breakfast early,
[23:18] ---
    so you have time to
    enjoy watching anime.
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that. In the next story,
     a fourth comrade will appear.
[23:24] ---
    "Natsumi: Where Love Blooms,
    Kululu Looms, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Hinata Aki: A Dynamite Woman, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
    Two stories!
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!