E122 - Kululu: The Cursed DVD, Sir! / Natsumi: Everything's Banned, Sir!

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[00:19] [SONG] ---
    I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Ashita harereba ii na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Ashita waraeba ii na
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    If you just let life pass you by,
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Mattari ikite'rya
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Mattaku tsumannai (night)
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    If you just get it together,
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    Shikkari shite irya
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    There might just be good things
     to come. (Come on, yo!)
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
    Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
[00:50] [SONG] ---
    Clothes make the man
    Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nailing down bran Home is your capital
    800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
    Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
    You will get no tanmen from me!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
    Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Doing laundry Bath and tub
    Cleaning the floors
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
    Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Little frogs must return home at once!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    All these things I've gathered
    are sure to come in handy.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll translate them all into dreams,
    and I'll make something of them someday.
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Sore o yume ni okikaete
    itsuka mono ni suru n da
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    That is our bright road.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
[01:31] ---
    It's almost the end of summer vacation,
    but how is yours going?
SIGN    Laze
[01:36] ---
    I have nothing to do, so I can't
    wait to get back to school!
[01:39] ---
    Is there anyone who feels that way?
[01:41] ---
    No, huh?
[01:43] ---
    I'm bored...
[01:46] ---
    Are there any interesting DVDs here?
[01:50] ---
    Gone With the Money.
[01:52] ---
    All's Well on the Pekoponian Front.
     Monday the 13th.
SIGN    Gatarian
    New Year's Cards From a Battlefield
    Citizen Keron
    I Call Him From the Center of the World
    Ke-rocky
    Hoi Story 2
    The Silence of the Frogs
[01:57] ---
    One Voicemail. New Year's Cards
    from a Battlefield. Ke-rocky.
[02:00] ---
    The Silence of the Frogs.
[02:03] ---
    I've seen them all.
[02:06] ---
    Maybe I'll borrow one from Private Tamama.
SIGN    Tsun and Dere The Double Character of Love Let's Eat a Lot and Get Bigger Perfect Recipes for Making Sweets
[02:09] ---
    How about something like this?
[02:11] ---
    They are really interesting!
[02:13] ---
    M-Maybe next time...
SIGN    Military Manual Compendium Full Metal Pekopon War
[02:17] ---
    If you're interested in this,
    I'll lend them to you anytime.
[02:20] ---
    N-No, thanks...
[02:25] ---
    What is the matter, Commander-dono?
SIGN    The Zazen
    16-hour Special
[02:28] ---
    N-Nothing...
SIGN    Kululu
[02:31] ---
    Kululu, are you in?
[02:33] ---
    Huh? You're not here?
[02:36] ---
    Gero?
[02:37] ---
    What's this DVD?
SIGN    Cursed DVD
[02:41] ---
    Gero?!
SIGN    Do Not Open Cursed DVD You don't want to see this!
[02:42] ---
    "Do Not Open." Cursed DVD.
[02:45] ---
    "You don't want to see this!"
[02:46] ---
    I-Is this...?
[02:49] ---
    Gero gerori!
[02:54] ---
    Kululu: The Cursed DVD, Sir!
SIGN    Cursed DVD
[02:59] ---
    Kululu is twisted, so a DVD that says
    "You don't want to see this"
[03:03] ---
    must actually be
    really entertaining, sir!
[03:07] ---
    Okay. I can't wait to see
    what kind of DVD it is.
SIGN    Do Not Open
[03:16] ---
    "Whoever sees this will
    have the devil to pay.
SIGN    If you want to be saved...
SIGN    Ku-ku-ku...
[03:19] ---
    If you want to be saved...
[03:21] ---
    ...ku-ku-ku..."
[03:23] ---
    Kululu must be going soft if he thinks
    claptrap like this will scare me!
SIGN    The End
[03:34] ---
    That's it?!
SIGN    This operation is not allowed.
[03:38] ---
    What is this?!
[03:40] ---
    Stupid Kululu! He got
    my hopes up for nothing!
[03:44] ---
    Keroro-san, you shouldn't
    have played that DVD.
[03:48] ---
    Sheesh! Wasting my precious time...
[03:51] ---
    I'm gonna give Kululu a piece of my mind!
[03:59] ---
    Why? How?
[04:03] ---
    Glance...
[04:10] ---
    Strange...
[04:12] ---
    Maybe I'm tired...
[04:17] ---
    I... I didn't do anything!
[04:19] ---
    S-Stay away from me! Gero?!
[04:23] ---
    What's wrong, Sarge?
[04:25] ---
    Gero?! Was there a tiger horse...
[04:28] ---
    I mean, a monster in the hallway?
[04:31] ---
    What are you talking about?
    There wasn't anything.
[04:34] ---
    Here's the game I borrowed from you.
[04:36] ---
    Huh?
[04:38] ---
    Then I had a vision?
[04:40] ---
    A vision?
[04:42] ---
    No, it couldn't be...
[04:48] ---
    Gero!
[04:51] ---
    What is that?!
[04:53] ---
    I don't know!
[04:54] ---
    It was there when I opened the door before!
[04:58] ---
    Hey, stupid frog! It's your turn
    to do the laundry today.
[05:09] ---
    What is that?!
[05:12] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, I baked cookies!
[05:21] ---
    Hey, stupid frog, what's this about?!
[05:25] ---
    Actually, I have no idea myself.
[05:28] ---
    So when someone comes into the room,
    nothing's out there,
[05:33] ---
    but if we try to leave,
    that weird monster is out there.
[05:37] ---
    Then we can't leave this room?!
[05:41] ---
    Uncle! It's time for your massage!
[05:44] ---
    Or, like, meeting promptly?
[05:46] ---
    Don't close it!
[05:49] ---
    Or, like, barring entry?
[05:53] ---
    Commander-dono,
    I have brought that zazen DVD.
[05:58] ---
    That's it.
[06:00] ---
    We'll use this to go to another room.
[06:08] ---
    Sarge, where does this door lead?
[06:11] ---
    Actually, that's just a painting.
[06:16] ---
    Huh? Oh, yeah.
SIGN    Just a Painting
[06:18] ---
    I didn't realize it.
[06:20] ---
    Don't do confusing stuff at a time like this!
[06:23] ---
    So this whole room is a trap
    without any exit?
[06:27] ---
    Or, like, one-way traffic?
[06:30] ---
    Why do I have to be shut up in here?!
[06:33] ---
    I guess it's because of that cursed DVD.
[06:36] ---
    Cursed DVD?
SIGN    Cursed DVD
[06:38] ---
    It all started after I played this DVD
    I found in Kululu's room.
[06:43] ---
    Why did you borrow a
    suspicious DVD like that?
[06:47] ---
    I thought the packaging was camouflage.
[06:50] ---
    Don't tell me you took it from Kululu's
    room without even asking him?!
[06:54] ---
    That's it!
[06:56] ---
    There's still Giroro!
[07:00] ---
    Skull 1, Skull 1. If you
    receive this, please respond.
[07:04] ---
    This is White Rock. If you
    receive this, please respond.
[07:08] ---
    This is Skull 1.
[07:09] ---
    I was just about to go to your room.
[07:12] ---
    Yes!
[07:13] ---
    Skull 1, I want you to listen
    carefully to what I'm about to say.
[07:21] ---
    Okay. Go ahead.
[07:35] ---
    What is this mood?
SIGN    Exercising Self-Imposed Restraint
[07:39] ---
    Why did you walk right in?!
[07:41] ---
    You should've picked up on the tension!
[07:42] ---
    I have lost respect for you!
[07:44] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[07:45] ---
    I don't believe you, Corporal!
[07:49] ---
    Why?
SIGN    Cursed DVD
[07:51] ---
    If we play it backwards, things
    will probably go back to normal.
[07:55] ---
    What if we turn it over and then play it?
[07:58] ---
    Let's just destroy it!
[08:01] ---
    M-Mois-dono, please refrain
    from destroying it.
[08:05] ---
    F-For now, let's try
    playing it one more time.
[08:09] ---
    What are you talking about?!
    That's how all this started!
[08:13] ---
    We've got nothing to lose!
[08:16] ---
    It's like fighting fire with fire.
SIGN    The End
[08:22] ---
    Has anything changed?
[08:23] ---
    No. There's nothing.
[08:27] ---
    What?
[08:28] ---
    I don't know...
[08:31] ---
    Up! Up!
[08:34] ---
    Gero! What is this?!
[08:36] ---
    The ceiling's coming down!
[08:38] ---
    And there's a spinning propeller!
[08:40] ---
    At this rate, we'll be torn apart
     by the propeller!
[08:43] ---
    Or, like, total despair?
[08:47] ---
    Giroro! Wake up already!
[08:48] ---
    Take responsibility by giving the
    monster out there a whupping!
[08:53] ---
    W-What the heck are you?!
SIGN    Exercising Self-Imposed Restraint...
SIGN    Heroic
    Misery
    Gruesome
    Cruel
    Bludgeon
    Nightmare
    Massacre
    Merciless
    Destruction
    Obliteration
[09:02] ---
    Tiger horse...
[09:04] ---
    What are you doing, you useless lout?!
[09:07] ---
    You're the useless one!
[09:09] ---
    Jeez! What are we gonna do?
[09:11] ---
    Sarge!
[09:13] ---
    Since it's come to this...
[09:16] ---
    ...I'll just have to open this door!
[09:18] ---
    But that door's just a painting, right?
SIGN    Just a Painting
SIGN    Two-dimensional World Anime Setup Let Sleeping Dogs Lie Keep Things Consistent Play It By Ear Pre-established Harmony Desperation
[09:21] ---
    The people who are watching don't know that.
[09:24] ---
    And no one's called me on it...
[09:27] ---
    That's ridiculous!
[09:28] ---
    Shut up, shut up!
[09:30] ---
    I didn't ask for your opinion!
[09:33] ---
    It opened!
[09:34] ---
    I don't believe it!
[09:37] ---
    Yes! No tiger horse out there!
[09:39] ---
    Let's get out of here, everyone!
[09:55] ---
    Or, like, perfect escape?
[09:57] ---
    Not quite...
[09:59] ---
    Overconfidence can be very dangerous.
[10:09] ---
    We're back to normal!
[10:11] ---
    Yay!
[10:12] ---
    We did it!
[10:14] ---
    Or, like, nicely settled?
[10:17] ---
    Well, we made it back, happily ever after.
[10:22] ---
    Jeez. Next time, don't bring us into it.
[10:25] ---
    Starfruit, everyone!
[10:28] ---
    Kululu, you rat...
[10:34] ---
    Hey, Kululu!
[10:35] ---
    We were in a dicey situation,
    and it's all your fault!
[10:37] ---
    What are you referring to?
[10:40] ---
    This! Thanks to this,
    we had to hole up in my room,
SIGN    Cursed DVD
[10:43] ---
    the ceiling came down, and there
    was a tiger horse outside the door!
SIGN    The End
[10:54] ---
    Gero?
[10:56] ---
    A tiger horse, eh?
[10:58] ---
    Gero!
[10:59] ---
    Did it look like this?
[11:01] ---
    Gero!
[11:03] ---
    E-Everyone, Kululu's face...
[11:06] ---
    It looked like this?
[11:07] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Kukukuku...
[11:23] ---
    It's bad manners to borrow something from
    your friend without permission, everyone.
[11:28] ---
    It may cost you dearly.
[11:41] ---
    It really is hot, isn't it?
[11:44] ---
    When it's hot like this,
    doesn't it make you irritated?
[11:47] ---
    Things that usually don't bother you
[11:50] ---
    suddenly get on your nerves.
[11:53] ---
    Like you!
SIGN    Narration Banned
[11:56] ---
    Narration is banned!
[12:02] ---
    Natsumi: Everything's Banned, Sir!
[12:08] ---
    Hardboiled.
[12:10] ---
    Being cold-hearted, ruthless, unfeeling.
[12:12] ---
    Carrying out a mission is a way of life.
[12:16] ---
    Cold-heartedly polishing a weapon...
SIGN    Recoilless Ground to-Air/Ship Rocket Launcher Matchlock Heat Gun
[12:19] ---
    Ruthlessly putting sticky notes
    in a weapons catalog...
SIGN    Fight Each Other in a Friendly Fashion! Soft Hammer Set Monthly Weapon Catalog Special Feature: Is there still time?! This summer, establish the lead with your rival!
[12:25] ---
    Sitting unfeelingly before a campfire...
[12:33] ---
    It's hot...
[12:34] ---
    On the battlefield, he's a red ogre...
    make that a demon!
[12:37] ---
    He's the living example of "hardboiled."
    And his name is...
[12:41] ---
    Hey, Giroro!
[12:44] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[12:46] ---
    W-What do you want?
[12:47] ---
    Don't stand behind me...
[12:54] ---
    What was that for?!
[12:55] ---
    It's uncomfortably hot!
SIGN    Maximum Temperature 36 Degrees C
[12:58] ---
    A-A campfire is indispensable for survival!
[13:01] ---
    Don't waste your breath!
[13:02] ---
    W-Wait a second...
SIGN    Tense
    Tense
     Tense
     Tense
[13:04] ---
    Campfires are banned!
[13:08] ---
    Sheesh!
[13:10] ---
    Lady Natsumi is in a bad mood, huh?
[13:14] ---
    Gero?
[13:15] ---
    I'm going to the library.
[13:17] ---
    I... I thought we were gonna
    play this video game...
[13:19] ---
    Sorry.
SIGN    Tense
    Tense
     Tense
     Tense
[13:21] ---
    This heat makes Sis a walking
    time bomb, so change of plans.
[13:25] ---
    When she gets like this,
    everything is banned.
[13:29] ---
    Everything is banned?
[13:31] ---
    Yeah.
SIGN    Occult
[13:32] ---
    I couldn't take it if she put
    a moratorium on the occult.
SIGN    Banned
[13:35] ---
    Banned!
[13:38] ---
    You should evacuate too, Sarge.
[13:41] ---
    See you later!
[13:43] ---
    Hey, Master Fuyuki...
[13:45] ---
    "Evacuate." He exaggerates!
SIGN    Shudder
[13:49] ---
    Gulp!
SIGN    Tense
    Tense
    Tense
    Tense
[13:53] ---
    L-Lady Natsumi!
[13:54] ---
    How are you today?
[13:57] ---
    You didn't finish cleaning the toilets!
[14:00] ---
    I bet you were working on
    your Gundam models again!
[14:03] ---
    Actually, I was...
[14:05] ---
    Gundam models are banned for you!
SIGN    Gundam Models
[14:07] ---
    Gundam models... banned?!
SIGN    Banned
[14:09] ---
    Gero!
[14:12] ---
    L-Lady Natsumi?
[14:13] ---
    Think calmly about this.
[14:16] ---
    I'm sure there are better things
    to ban than Gundam models.
[14:20] ---
    Like what?
[14:21] ---
    Um... well...
[14:24] ---
    I know!
[14:27] ---
    I... I'm a soldier.
[14:30] ---
    I have a strong will, discipline,
[14:33] ---
    and am like an immovable mountain.
[14:40] ---
    Natsumi!
[14:42] ---
    Have you come to apologize after
    feeling bad about imposing
[14:45] ---
    your campfire ban nonsense?
[14:47] ---
    That is a violation.
[14:48] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Weapons Banned
[14:58] ---
    That is a violation.
[15:01] ---
    Natsumi! No...
[15:04] ---
    What are you?!
[15:05] ---
    I am Violation Patrol Machine 723.
[15:09] ---
    My mission is to crack down on violations.
[15:11] ---
    This area has been designated
    as a weapons-free zone.
[15:15] ---
    What?! Gimme a break!
[15:17] ---
    Who decided that and when?!
SIGN    Originator: Hinata Natsumi No! Absolutely not! Effective as of 1:43 pm today
[15:19] ---
    Hinata Natsumi put that rule
    into effect today at 1:43 pm.
[15:24] ---
    Natsumi?! And I was just
[15:26] ---
    polishing my rifle!
SIGN    Originator: Hinata Natsumi No! Absolutely not! Effective as of 1:43 pm today
SIGN    Weapons Banned
[15:28] ---
    Weapons are weapons.
[15:30] ---
    Please cooperate for the sake
    of a happy, healthy way of life.
[15:34] ---
    Normally, I would shoot a thing
    like this right out of the air...
[15:38] ---
    ...but that design is underhanded!
[15:40] ---
    Giroro!
[15:42] ---
    Fine!
[15:43] ---
    You have no problem if I
    just leave this area, right?
[15:47] ---
    That is a violation.
SIGN    Eye Beam
    Has the destructive capability
    of piercing 723 sheets of iron!
[15:50] ---
    Love Beam! It has the destructive capability
    of piercing 723 sheets of iron.
[15:56] ---
    Darn it!
[15:57] ---
    That is a violation.
SIGN    Summer Blizzard: Freezes everything at -723 degrees!
[16:00] ---
    Summer Blizzard!
[16:01] ---
    It freezes everything
    to the tune of minus 723 degrees!
[16:04] ---
    I'm frozen stiff...
[16:06] ---
    That is a violation.
[16:08] ---
    Summer Fire! 723-degree flames!
SIGN    Summer Fire: 723-degree flames!
    A real number conveys
    a vivid idea of how hot it is!
[16:11] ---
    A real number conveys a
    vivid idea of how hot it is!
[16:14] ---
    Please have good manners for
    the sake of a cheerful society.
[16:18] ---
    This way, you don't have trouble
    yourself, Lady Natsumi.
[16:21] ---
    This wonderful device is on the
    lookout for everything that you ban.
[16:24] ---
    What do you think?
[16:26] ---
    It's okay.
[16:28] ---
    Right? Right?
[16:29] ---
    I was just about to have Kululu
[16:31] ---
    mass-produce 723, so a complete
[16:34] ---
    weapons ban can be achieved.
[16:38] ---
    So please! Please lift the ban on
    my Gundam models!
SIGN    Tense
    Tense
     Tense
     Tense
[16:44] ---
    Gero!
[16:48] ---
    Fine. But if you slack off
    on doing your chores again,
[16:52] ---
    you know what'll happen.
[16:53] ---
    R-Roger, ma'am!
[16:56] ---
    Gero gerori!
[16:58] ---
    You...
[17:00] ---
    I... I'm sure I won't have
    any problems if I'm in here.
[17:10] ---
    All right...
[17:13] ---
    That is a violation.
[17:15] ---
    Hot!
[17:18] ---
    Rats!
[17:20] ---
    Now I'm determined.
SIGN    Weapons Banned
[17:22] ---
    That is a violation.
[17:27] ---
    This should be...
SIGN    Weapons Banned
[17:31] ---
    That is a violation.
[17:32] ---
    Darn it!
SIGN    Weapons Banned
[17:34] ---
    That is a violation!
[17:36] ---
    Weapons may be hazardous to your health.
[17:37] ---
    That is a violation.
[17:38] ---
    You have a weapon fixation.
[17:48] ---
    I should be fine all the way up here, right?
[17:54] ---
    All right, let's expand the area a bit more
     and increase the sensitivity.
SIGN    723: Sensitivity Area
[17:58] ---
    That is a violation.
[18:00] ---
    You...!
[18:16] ---
    That is a violation!
[18:19] ---
    Darn it. Then never mind
    the Pekopon invasion.
[18:22] ---
    There's not even a place for me here.
[18:25] ---
    Don't tell me that's...
[18:27] ---
    That's what Natsumi wants?
[18:31] ---
    If that's the case...
[18:37] ---
    Farewell, Natsumi.
[18:39] ---
    In order to master the hardboiled path...
[18:44] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[18:47] ---
    So I advised Lady Natsumi to ban weapons!
[18:51] ---
    That's my Mr. Sergeant! You're a rascal!
[18:55] ---
    If she banned sweets...
[18:58] ---
    If she banned Gundam models...
[19:01] ---
    I couldn't take it!
SIGN    Ha ha ha ha!
[19:04] ---
    Gero!
[19:06] ---
    So that's what it is.
[19:09] ---
    You dared to make light of a soldier's soul!
[19:13] ---
    Gero!
[19:14] ---
    I was just going along with
    Lady Natsumi's wishes!
[19:18] ---
    Weapons are a violation!
SIGN    Weapons Banned
SIGN    Weapons Banned
[19:23] ---
    That is a violation.
[19:29] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[19:31] ---
    See? I told you so!
[19:34] ---
    You two are also in violation.
[19:36] ---
    That is a violation.
SIGN    Weapons Banned
[19:38] ---
    What are you talking about?!
[19:39] ---
    He's the one with the weapon!
[19:41] ---
    Hey! You had better wait another ten years
    before picking a fight with Mr. Sergeant...
[19:48] ---
    Why...?
[19:50] ---
    You're holding an article
    that can scrape an object.
SIGN    Filing Iron: Attacking Power Blunt Weapon: Attacking Power
[19:53] ---
    It is clearly a weapon that
    possesses destructive force.
SIGN    Farting: Attacking Power Tamama Impact: Attacking Power Boxing: Attacking Power
[19:56] ---
    Your entire body is a weapon.
[19:59] ---
    Your very existence is a violation.
[20:01] ---
    Darn it!
[20:04] ---
    Please stop committing violations.
[20:06] ---
    Otherwise, we will kill you.
[20:09] ---
    Is it my imagination?
    They seem a little out of control.
[20:13] ---
    Violator detected. Violator detected.
[20:16] ---
    Using a weapon in the kitchen.
[20:19] ---
    Rush to the kitchen. Rush to the kitchen.
[20:23] ---
    Kitchen?! They mean...
[20:26] ---
    It's finally cooled off.
[20:29] ---
    It was so hot this afternoon that
    I couldn't help feeling annoyed.
SIGN    Casually
[20:32] ---
    I'd better apologize to Giroro.
[20:34] ---
    Weapon found! Weapon found!
[20:37] ---
    That is a violation.
[20:39] ---
    That is a violation.
[20:41] ---
    This area has been designated
    a weapon-free zone.
[20:44] ---
    M-Me?
[20:46] ---
    You are holding a very dangerous weapon.
SIGN    Paring Knife: Attacking Power
[20:49] ---
    Therefore, you shall be punished.
[20:51] ---
    Weapon? What punishment?
[20:54] ---
    That is a violation. That is a violation.
[20:57] ---
    That is a violation. That is a violation.
[21:00] ---
    Natsumi!
SIGN    Weapons Banned
SIGN    Weapons Banned
[21:06] ---
    Giroro!
[21:06] ---
    Gimme that!
[21:11] [SONG] ---
    I am Giroro, a daredevil soldier.
[21:12] ---
    All of you are in violation!
[21:14] ---
    Huh? I... I possess a weapon...
SIGN    Summer Fire: Attacking Power
    Love Beam: Attacking Power
    Summer Blizzard: Attacking Power
    Weapons Banned
[21:16] [SONG] ---
    My password is "giro giro giro."
SIGN    Summer Fire: Attacking Power
    Love Beam: Attacking Power
    Summer Blizzard: Attacking Power
    Weapons Banned
[21:18] ---
    I possess a... possess a weapon...
[21:20] [SONG] ---
    Lucky number, 723.
SIGN    Weapons Banned
[21:22] ---
    I possess a weapon and am
    therefore in violation.
[21:25] ---
    In violation! In violation!
    In violation! In violation!
[21:30] ---
    Look out!
[21:32] ---
    Love Beam! Summer Fire!
[21:41] ---
    They can look for violations
    on the other side.
[21:45] ---
    Um, Giroro...
[21:48] ---
    About today...
[21:49] ---
    I'm sorry.
[21:51] ---
    Don't be.
[21:55] ---
    It doesn't suit you.
SIGN    Apologizing to me is a violation.
[21:59] ---
    Apologizing to me is a violation.
[22:05] ---
    Even if it makes him blush,
[22:07] ---
    he's a man who sticks to his own way of life.
SIGN    Apologizing to me
    is a violation.
[22:10] ---
    That is hardboiled Corporal Giroro.
[22:14] ---
    Of course.
[22:16] ---
    There are 49 days left until
    the Pekopon invasion deadline.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    I picked up a bright red TV!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Makka na terebi o hirotta
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    It was on a night
    that was just a little warm.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Cyling recycle!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Saikuringu risaikuru
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Sudden events that happen to you.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    First is always rock; the others are taboo.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    All of life's experiences are good!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Ahh...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Aa...
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    In this room with no furniture for me,
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Kagu no nai kono heya ni
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    I sit on my own with no money.
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Kane no nai ore hitori
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    Don't droop your head.
    Just keep the machine going!
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
[23:21] [SONG] ---
    I picked up a bright red TV!
[23:21] [SONG] ---
    Makka na terebi o hirotta
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[23:28] [SONG] ---
    It was on a night
    that was just a little warm.
[23:28] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[23:35] [SONG] ---
    I'll keep riding my bike!
[23:35] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    With my big dreams and furniture on board,
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Dekai yume to kagu nosete
[23:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
[23:41] [SONG] ---
    Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
[23:52] ---
    Tamama here.
[23:54] ---
    If a tortoise and a hare had a race,
    I think the tortoise would have a jet pack
SIGN    Work diligently,
    step by step!
[23:58] ---
    that would let him fly through the air.
    A dirty trick, but he would win easily.
[24:02] ---
    I admire that kind of tricky tortoise!
SIGN    Scary Steamed Buns
[24:04] ---
    That aside, would you be happy if the o-bon
    holiday and New Year's came together?
[24:08] ---
    "The Hinata Family's Homecoming, Sir!"
[24:12] ---
    "Tamama and the Turtle, Sir!"
[24:15] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[24:17] ---
    Ge-Gero!