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E87 - Keroro: Celebrate! Happy Birthday, Sir! / Mois in Wonderland, Sir!

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[00:02] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:02] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:04] [SONG] ---
    An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ah... Saturday night!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    AH... Saturday Night
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Today's our thrilling first date.
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Waiting for you on the station platform,
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Eki no hoomu de machiawase
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    I'll hold your bag! ♥
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Gimme the seat!
    What're you sitting down for?!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
    Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Love's gotta be give and take!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    It hurts to always be demanding.
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    And that's why
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Da - ka - ra
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll buy you a soda! ♥
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll give...
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ni
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    ...sometimes...
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    tama ni
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    ...my soda...
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    boku no juusu o
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    ...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
[01:32] [SONG] ---
    Good good day.
SIGN    Happy birthday,
    Natsumi-chan
[01:34] [SONG] ---
    Special... birthday.
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    On this special day, let's have fun.
[01:42] ---
    Thanks, everyone!
[01:44] ---
    Happy birthday, Lady Natsumi!
[01:46] ---
    Thanks!
[01:47] [SONG] ---
    Like the first time my jokes
    made everyone laugh in class.
[01:48] ---
    December 2nd is Natsumi-chan's birthday.
[01:50] ---
    They held a party at home
    with everyone together.
SIGN    Special 966
    (Kululu)
[01:55] ---
    Oh, what a happy occasion!
[01:56] [SONG] ---
    Best wishes! Happy birthday!
[01:58] ---
    Truly happy, yes, sir!
[02:00] ---
    Happy, happy!
[02:07] ---
    Gero gerori.
[02:08] ---
    In one week, on December 9th,
    it will be my birthday, sir.
SIGN    December 9th
[02:15] ---
    In order to have this most special of days
    celebrated grandly by everyone,
[02:19] ---
    I will now begin a top-secret mission!
[02:22] ---
    The password is...
[02:24] ---
    One... two... nine!
[02:30] ---
    Keroro: Celebrate! Happy Birthday, Sir!
[02:39] ---
    Sis, got a moment?
[02:40] ---
    Hm? What's up?
[02:42] ---
    Come look at this!
[02:43] ---
    Wow... What's this?!
[02:54] ---
    One, two, nine!
[02:56] ---
    One, two, nine, nine!
[02:59] ---
    Oh, my, how fun it is to do the cleaning!
[03:02] ---
    Hey, buster, what do you think you're up to?
[03:04] ---
    Oh, why, nothing really!
[03:05] ---
    Just my normal cleaning,
    as you can see, ma'am!
[03:09] ---
    What?
[03:09] ---
    I am, after all, a member
    of the Hinata family!
[03:12] ---
    Keeping the precious house
    where the family lives clean
[03:15] ---
    is only the natural thing to do!
[03:17] ---
    Here we go!
[03:18] ---
    One, two, nine, nine! One, two, nine, nine!
[03:24] ---
    He's late!
[03:26] ---
    Our invasion meetings are crucial!
[03:28] ---
    What in blazes does he think he's doing?!
[03:30] ---
    Hi, guys! Sorry I'm late!
[03:33] ---
    Woo, sweeties!
[03:35] ---
    What the heck have you been doing?!
[03:37] ---
    Well, sometimes when a debate heats up,
    you get hungry and thirsty, right?!
SIGN    Tea
[03:42] ---
    So I went and bought some snacks!
[03:44] ---
    What?!
[03:45] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, you are the best!
[03:47] ---
    Oh, right! It's December already. It'd be better
    to have some hot drinks too, sir!
[03:53] ---
    If one has cold drinks all the time,
[03:55] ---
    one feels two chilled in the stomach,
    so I will go the whole nine yards, sir!
[03:59] ---
    I'll just go brew some tea.
[04:02] ---
    One, two, nine!
[04:04] ---
    One, two, nine!
[04:06] ---
    One, two, nine!
[04:07] ---
    What in the world was that?
[04:09] ---
    It was quite unsettling, I would say...
[04:11] ---
    Or, like, lavish party?
[04:13] ---
    Woo!
[04:15] ---
    Hm? What's this?
SIGN    Latest Gundam Models Catalog
    1/100 RICK-DIAS (I want this!)
    1/100 HIZACK (Nice to have, I guess?)
    1/100 100SHIKI (I have this...)
    1/100 ASSHIMAR (This one's not bad)
    1/100 MARASAI (This is okay, too)
[04:18] ---
    Latest Gundam Models Catalog?
[04:26] ---
    Gero gerori!
[04:27] ---
    I guess that's about right
    for the strategy's first day!
[04:31] ---
    I will keep on leaving a
    positive impression like this,
[04:34] ---
    while subtly slipping in "one, two, nine!"
[04:43] ---
    By the bye, Master Fuyuki?
SIGN    WcDonalds Triple Fries Special!!
[04:45] ---
    What date will it be this coming Friday?
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo Watch: Matsutake Epidemic Total Expenditure ¥350,000,000
[04:49] ---
    Uhh... the 9th, I think?
[04:53] ---
    Oh! December 9th!
[04:55] ---
    Why are you asking?
[04:56] ---
    Oh, no reason!
[04:58] ---
    The days sure do pass by quickly!
[05:01] ---
    It feels like it was New Year's
    only yesterday!
[05:03] ---
    And yet, before you know it,
    December 9th!
[05:05] ---
    I see, I see!
[05:07] ---
    One, two, nine! One, two, nine!
[05:11] ---
    One, two, nine! One, two, nine!
[05:13] ---
    One, two, nine!
[05:13] ---
    Sarge, you dropped something!
[05:16] ---
    One, two, nine!
SIGN    Even a Monkey Can Do It! (Easy) Home Party Special
[05:18] ---
    Home party special?
[05:25] ---
    One, two, one, two...
[05:30] ---
    One, two, one, two...
[05:33] ---
    One, two, nine! One, two, nine!
[05:38] ---
    One, two, nine!
[05:40] ---
    Mr. Sergeant?
[05:41] ---
    One, two, nine! One, two, nine!
[05:45] ---
    Hmm? What's this?
[05:47] ---
    One... two... nine!
[05:51] ---
    What?!
[05:54] ---
    Hmm? What's this...?
[05:57] ---
    Try pressing them, is that it?
SIGN    Time until December 9th: 75 h 12 m 33 s, sir.
[06:02] ---
    Time until one-two-nine:
    75 hours, 12 minutes, 33 seconds, sir!
[06:09] ---
    And so, in this way, Sergeant Keroro's great
    birthday strategy proceeded at pace...
[06:15] ---
    Gerori!
[06:18] ---
    Good morning, everyone!
[06:23] ---
    Gero?
[06:23] ---
    Um, I... I have to go...
[06:25] ---
    Or, like, hasty retreat?!
[06:27] ---
    Lady Mois?
[06:28] ---
    Hey, Giroro! How you doing lately?
[06:30] ---
    Ohh, I'm so busy, so busy!
[06:33] ---
    Tamama?
[06:36] ---
    Ahh... ahh... I... I must also
    take my leave! My apologies!
SIGN    Dororon!
[06:42] ---
    Gero?
[06:46] ---
    Gero!
[06:47] ---
    Oh, it's happening, it's happening!
[06:49] ---
    This is what always happens in manga
    and so on on someone's birthday!
[06:54] ---
    They act all cold until the very day itself,
    as if they are completely ignorant...
[06:55] ---
    Gero...
[07:02] ---
    G-Gero?!
SIGN    Happy Birthday Keroro!
[07:03] ---
    Happy birthday!
[07:05] ---
    I'm sorry, Uncle! We were keeping
    it a secret to surprise you!
[07:09] ---
    Or, like, covert actions?
[07:11] ---
    Happy birthday, stupid frog.
[07:13] ---
    Happy birthday!
[07:14] ---
    Oh, guys, you're so mean!
[07:17] ---
    Seen it a million times!
[07:18] ---
    Oh, they're all so adorable...
[07:22] ---
    The correct thing to do here is to go along
    with them and pretend I haven't noticed, sir.
[07:26] ---
    Kero kero kero hmhm hmhmhm...
SIGN    December 9th
[07:46] ---
    And the day finally arrives...
[07:53] ---
    See you later!
[07:54] ---
    See you later, sirs!
[07:59] ---
    We're home!
[08:00] ---
    Welcome back, sirs!
[08:02] ---
    Kero kero kero hmhm hmhmhm...
[08:11] ---
    Ge... gero...
[08:15] ---
    Thanks, that was great!
[08:21] ---
    Umm, Lady Natsumi?
[08:23] ---
    I was just thinking...
    it's getting kinda late...
[08:26] ---
    Like...
[08:28] ---
    Gero?!
[08:29] ---
    Ah, Master Fuyuki!
SIGN    All About
    the Power of
    Formalin
[08:31] ---
    You know what day it is today, right, sir?
[08:34] ---
    Huh? Today?
[08:35] ---
    Hmm... I don't think there's
    anything special...
[08:38] ---
    Gero!
[08:42] ---
    Guys!
[08:44] ---
    No one's... here...?!
[08:47] ---
    No one?!
[08:49] ---
    No one?!
[08:50] ---
    Guys! Where are you?!
[08:53] ---
    Where? Here?
[08:55] ---
    Here?
[08:57] ---
    Here?
[08:59] ---
    Guys... are you here...?
[09:05] ---
    Ah, I know!
[09:06] ---
    They must all be busy out buying presents!
[09:10] ---
    The least I can do is get the area
    set up for the party!
SIGN    Master Fuyuki Lady Natsumi Lady Momoka Lady Mois Lady Koyuki Me Tamama Giroro Kululu Dororo
SIGN    Happy Birthday, Sergeant Keroro!
SIGN    Me
[09:34] ---
    Guys... today's going to be
    over really soon...
[09:38] ---
    December 9th is going to be over...
SIGN    Happy Birthday, Sergeant Keroro!
[10:17] ---
    I'll become a delinquent!
[10:20] ---
    Grr, grr! Honk honk honk honk!
[10:23] ---
    Screw this world, man!
    You can't trust no one!
[10:26] ---
    Adults are dirty, every one of 'em!
[10:28] ---
    Aw, man! I feel like taking over
    this miserable planet!
[10:32] ---
    Uh, isn't that what you came here for?
[10:34] ---
    That obvious retort aside, Sergeant Keroro's
    reckless rampage
[10:37] ---
    continued for almost a full 24 hours!
[10:46] ---
    Welcome!
[10:47] ---
    I know we're a little early, but what the hey!
[10:49] ---
    I hope you don't mind!
[10:51] ---
    Who said you could have fun after
    trampling all over my birthday?!
[10:55] ---
    Grrrr! I feel like charging in and
    smashing everything to pieces!
[11:00] ---
    Outta gas?
[11:02] ---
    Gero!
[11:12] ---
    Uwa, mouth's full of sweet stuff!
[11:14] ---
    What's this?
SIGN    Keroro-kun, happy birthday
[11:17] ---
    Hey, stupid frog!
    What on Earth are you doing?
[11:19] ---
    Gero? This is...
[11:21] ---
    We got that especially for
    your birthday, so don't ruin it!
[11:24] ---
    Huh? But my birthday was yesterdeerrk!
[11:28] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[11:29] ---
    Uncle!
[11:31] ---
    Huh? But how?
[11:34] ---
    Oh... Wait...
SIGN    December 9th
[11:43] ---
    Gero...
[11:48] ---
    Ah. Looks like I, uh, ripped two off at once.
[11:52] ---
    So... Today's the real December 9th, then.
[11:55] ---
    Heh heh!
[11:56] ---
    Don't "heh heh" me.
[12:03] ---
    Though he had destroyed
    his custom-ordered cake,
[12:05] ---
    Sergeant Keroro got his birthday
    celebrated by everyone in the end.
[12:08] ---
    All's well that ends well, I suppose!
[12:12] ---
    Don't you think?
[12:13] ---
    Ge-Gero!
[12:22] ---
    A new menace was sweeping
    across the universe.
[12:26] ---
    But Earth was still ignorant of this fact.
SIGN    Guilty
[12:30] ---
    Guilty.
[12:37] ---
    Moving on to the next planet...
[12:40] ---
    Planet Pekopon, I believe.
[12:44] ---
    These are higher-dimensional intelligent
    lifeforms called Jurians.
[12:47] ---
    Also known as the judges of space,
[12:50] ---
    their existence is founded upon seeking out
    sinful planets and eliminating them.
[12:54] ---
    They are extremely terrifying aliens.
[12:56] ---
    Now, then. What is our verdict on Pekopon:
     guilty, or not guilty?
[13:01] ---
    I hardly think this merits discussion.
[13:03] ---
    I agree.
[13:05] ---
    No, let's not be so hasty.
[13:07] ---
    What's the matter, Henry?
[13:08] ---
    Is there something that doesn't
    sit right with you?
[13:10] ---
    I would like you all to take a look at this.
[13:19] ---
    Lovey-dovey with Uncle,
    lovey-dovey with Uncle...
[13:23] ---
    And what is so interesting about this girl?
[13:25] ---
    Snap!
[13:29] ---
    Sh-She's...!
[13:31] ---
    A girl of the Angol tribe,
    the planetary executioners.
[13:34] ---
    I also hear that residing on Pekopon
[13:36] ---
    is the Keron Army,
    known for its valiance.
[13:40] ---
    What? That is incredible.
    And they are still unscathed...
[13:44] ---
    I see. So you say, then, that there
    is something about Pekopon.
[13:49] ---
    As long as the possibility remains
    that they may be innocent,
[13:51] ---
    it is our duty to investigate!
[13:53] ---
    Snap!
[13:57] ---
    Mois: Mois in Wonderland, Sir!
[14:05] ---
    No one saw that, right...?
[14:12] ---
    No one's here...
[14:15] ---
    Or, like, people missing?
[14:20] ---
    Ohhh, you're so cute!
[14:23] ---
    Are you lost?
[14:27] ---
    Wait!
[14:29] ---
    Please wait!
[14:32] ---
    Please give it back!
[14:49] ---
    Huh? What?
[14:56] ---
    This is... should I say, another Pekopon,
    created by her own heart.
[15:01] ---
    I see. Then we can look through the eyes
    of the Angol tribe, planetary executioners,
[15:05] ---
    and determine whether or not Pekopon
    is a cancer on the universe.
[15:16] ---
    Where in the world is this place?
[15:18] ---
    Meeeeh!
[15:19] ---
    Yummeeeh!
[15:22] ---
    Huh? This goat...
[15:24] ---
    Somehow, it looks a lot like Fuyuki-san.
[15:26] ---
    Hey!
[15:27] ---
    Don't just laze around here.
     Get some exercise.
[15:31] ---
    Natsumi-san!
    Why are you dressed like that?
[15:35] ---
    Hm? I'm just a humble goatherd.
[15:39] ---
    So this is her image of Pekoponians?
[15:41] ---
    In appearance, they seem exceedingly
    harmless to all species.
[15:44] ---
    This is only their public face.
[15:47] ---
    I am sure we will soon see their inner faces.
[15:53] ---
    Here.
[15:55] ---
    A letter for you from the Princess of Peaches.
[15:57] ---
    Act grateful.
[16:02] ---
    Don't do that!
[16:03] ---
    Read it first before you eat it!
[16:05] ---
    Umm, did you happen to see a black
    rabbit around here anywhere?
[16:09] ---
    That prankster?
[16:11] ---
    Don't ask me... I've no idea
    where he could be loitering...
[16:14] ---
    The Mad Hatter
    might know something, meeeh.
[16:17] ---
    Mad Hatter?
[16:20] ---
    He's late! What is he up to?!
[16:25] ---
    Get mad, get mad!
[16:26] ---
    Umm, excuse me!
[16:28] ---
    Have either of you seen a black rabbit
    anywhere around here?
[16:32] ---
    Black rabbit?!
[16:34] ---
    We're waiting for that nuisance right now!
[16:37] ---
    We are holding his party for him,
[16:40] ---
    and yet he shows no sign of turning up!
[16:42] ---
    I know where he is, meow!
[16:45] ---
    He's in the Princess of Peaches's castle
    right now, meow!
[16:48] ---
    Please tell me! Where can I find
    this Princess of Peaches's castle?
[16:52] ---
    Hmmm. I won't say, meow!
[16:56] ---
    Huh? Why is that?
[16:58] ---
    'Cause... I don't like that face of yours!
[17:01] ---
    Awww, but...
[17:02] ---
    I'll tell you where the castle is.
[17:05] ---
    Really?
[17:06] ---
    In exchange, you tell him from me.
[17:08] ---
    That if he doesn't come to his birthday party...
    he'll wish he'd never been born!
[17:12] ---
    Ah... Okay!
[17:22] ---
    What a marvellous castle this is!
[17:25] ---
    Or, like, gorgeous splendor?
[17:26] ---
    Come now, milady Princess of Peaches.
[17:35] ---
    Nice shot!
[17:37] ---
    Golf is terribly difficult!
[17:39] ---
    You! Hold it! How did you get in here?
[17:41] ---
    Do not approach Her Royal Highness!
[17:43] ---
    Now, now! I will not allow violence
    against frail young girls!
[17:47] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[17:48] ---
    Umm, Momoka-sam—
[17:50] ---
    Excuse me, Princess of Peaches-sama,
[17:52] ---
    you see, I am looking for
    a certain black rabbit...
[17:55] ---
    A black rabbit?
[17:57] ---
    Yes! I heard that he is in your castle.
[18:00] ---
    He's a black rabbit with a white paper bag.
[18:04] ---
    A white paper bag...
[18:05] ---
    I know of a white goat, but I'm afraid...
[18:09] ---
    Could that be the goat to whom
    Your Royal Highness sent a letter?
[18:14] ---
    You two have met?
[18:16] ---
    Yes!
[18:16] ---
    I don't suppose you have come
    with a reply to that letter?!
[18:20] ---
    I'm terribly sorry... I must
    apologize for that white goat...
[18:23] ---
    He ate it without reading it...
[18:25] ---
    Ate it without reading it?!
[18:28] ---
    How could he?!
[18:29] ---
    Ohh, milady Princess of Peaches!
[18:32] ---
    Ohh, dear me, how unbecoming of me...
[18:36] ---
    Milady Princess of Peaches! I caught a
    black rabbit in the back garden!
[18:40] ---
    I believe this should be the white bag
    for which you were searching?
[18:44] ---
    Ohh, thank you so much!
[18:46] ---
    Or, like, extra grateful?
[18:53] ---
    Kero, hop?
[18:54] ---
    Uncle? It's you, Uncle!
[18:57] ---
    I'm sorry, I didn't know it was you!
[19:01] ---
    This is the Gundam model you asked for!
[19:03] ---
    Here you are!
[19:04] ---
    Gero?
[19:05] ---
    Gerori!
[19:07] ---
    It looks like everyone is happy.
[19:10] ---
    Yes! Or, like, happy ending?
[19:12] ---
    Gerori...!
[19:14] ---
    Gero?!
[19:19] ---
    How d'you like that?! That's for skipping out
    on your party! Learned your lesson?!
[19:23] ---
    Gero...
[19:26] ---
    G-Gero...!
[19:32] ---
    Uncle...?
[19:36] ---
    Geroooo...
[19:40] ---
    This way, Your Royal Highness!
[19:45] ---
    U-Uncle!
[19:48] ---
    Geroooo!
[19:51] ---
    Giro!
[19:51] ---
    Yup, Kulu.
[19:54] ---
    Uncle! Calm your anger, Uncle!
[19:58] ---
    Gero...
[20:01] ---
    U-Uncle...
[20:03] ---
    You jerk!
[20:04] ---
    Don't go making a frickin' mess
    out of other people's gardens!
[20:06] ---
    Gero...
[20:08] ---
    See this! Finally, they are at war!
[20:11] ---
    The true nature of the Pekoponians
    has shown itself.
[20:14] ---
    A guilty verdict is now inevitable.
[20:17] ---
    Meeeeeh!
[20:20] ---
    Oh, it's you, little white goat!
[20:22] ---
    Friends! Friends!
[20:25] ---
    You meeehsn't argue!
[20:30] ---
    Okay.
[20:31] ---
    Hey! Black rabbit!
[20:33] ---
    How many times do I have to tell you
    to stop pulling pranks on people?!
[20:39] ---
    Gero...!
[20:49] ---
    G-Gero?
[20:51] ---
    Meeeh! Friends!
[20:54] ---
    Gero? Friends!
[21:03] ---
    Or, like...
[21:05] ---
    ...happy friendship?
[21:07] ---
    Jealousy! Jealousy!
[21:16] ---
    What do you think?
[21:17] ---
    In her world,
[21:19] ---
    the power balance between beings of different
    planets is maintained in delicate harmony.
[21:23] ---
    Don't you think this one is
    a truly interesting case?
[21:26] ---
    Hmm. Looking at this alone,
[21:29] ---
    it is hard to consider that the
    present Pekopon poses any danger.
[21:32] ---
    Though it may not be a final decision,
[21:35] ---
    it doesn't seem as though there is any
    particular reason to destroy this planet.
SIGN    On Hold
[21:41] ---
    We will revisit this Pekopon
    in 262,800 space-hours.
[21:47] ---
    We shall see what Pekopon is like then.
[21:50] ---
    It all depends on them.
[21:55] ---
    I don't get what all that was about,
[21:58] ---
    but Earth's crisis was avoided
    for the time being.
[22:05] ---
    Huh...?
[22:07] ---
    Was I dreaming or something?
[22:09] ---
    Or, like, thinking wandered?
[22:12] ---
    Ah, oh no! I have to deliver
    this Gundam model to Uncle!
[22:16] ---
    Or, like, all for the best?
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Emotional issues, sir!)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Why do you make that face?
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    I hate the way you say that!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    You really have always ticked me off.
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    You know you're really stupid
    to get so uptight!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Shikamettsura nakittsura
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Even though we want to make up.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Nakanaori o shitai keredo
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Kibun saiaku tomodaore
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    The more I grow to love you,
     the stubborner I get.
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    On this planet where we were
    lucky to meet,
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
    Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
[23:16] [SONG] ---
    In the twinkle of a star
    that we could be friends,
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    It's kind of nice to have
    a fight every now and then.
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    So don't go all red and blushy like that.
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
    rather stay here holding your hand.
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
    ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    These are my real feelings
    that only you know!
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    My emotional issues are
     as strong as ever, sir!
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    Kokoro no mondai
    kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
[23:42] [SONG] ---
    K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
[23:52] ---
    I am Dasonu☆Maso!
[23:55] ---
    What? I'm the star next time?
SIGN    I'll comb straight out!
[23:57] ---
    Oh, I can't do such a big role, he says while
    advertising himself in the preview narration!
[24:02] ---
    That is who I am!
[24:04] ---
    Never mind that. Next episode,
[24:06] ---
    when it comes to petty people,
    it's the more the scarier!
[24:08] ---
    "Dasonu☆Maso: Pekopon is Mine! But I'll
    Comb Straight Out, I Don't Even Want It, Sir!"
[24:14] ---
    One massive episode! How's that?
[24:17] ---
    Ge-Gero!